#NONONOONON

[cloudstongue]

huh what

this is the whole thing

. WHAT. NONONOONON ZEE YOU DONT GET IT I WAS WORKING ON THE WHITEBOARD AND I WAS. WORKING SO HARDD ON SOMETHING AND AND

[ask-enphoso]

*viv looks at it* kinda looks like candy-

*squeaks grabs one and puts it in her mouth*

"" no non nononoonon !! dont eat it !! ""

[nanakioto]

NONONOONON ME NIEGO A SER ASEXUAL O ARROMANTICA

[echo-is-super-cool]

NONONOONON DONT DO THIS TO ME I FINNALLY CAME TO PEACE WITH ALL THE STUFF HAPPENING TO CHOSEN

animatic teaser

me when i am continuously haunted by the events of showdown.

ORIGINAL AUDIO LINK HERE

(original audio is a AFTER MIDNIGHT composed by greggreg)

[ariyucake]

┊THIS BETTER BE A WHOLE DAMN LIE , , ,

[woahajimes]

Do you have some headcanons on Bart using crop tops?

of course I do! 

The first crop top he used was Cissie’s It was a really hot day and Bart was wearing a sweater. It didn’t really cross his mind to just run to his house and get a tank top or anything, so he complained and complained about the heat until Cissie gave him one of her crop tops (an old band t-shirt that once belonged to Cassie)

The second crop top he used was Kon’s. It went down to his mid-thigh, and bart’s brain somehow connected that since Kon never used that shirt anymore, it was a-okay to cut it in half (its cute bc he cut it right where the sleeves end)

Sometimes when he wears crop tops that are loose (e.g. Giant shirts that were cut in half), it’ll just fly right up if it’s windy and he just pushes it down and he’s like “oop i just flashed you guys”

Max saw him with those and he didn’t even blink he was like “you should get a white one. that color looks nicer on you”

it didn’t cross anyone’s mind that bart should go buy some crop tops instead of cutting all his shirts

at first, bart was shy bc he didn’t want to go into the women’s section to buy stuff for himself but then carol got impatient and she was like “okay im leaving” and bart was like “nononoonon ill pick i swear” 

bart’s always complaining about how hot it is so now cropped tshirts aren’t good enough, now they’re mostly tank tops or spagetti straps 

he also likes to put his hair up (something he never used to do, but it got really long and once tim put bart’s hair in a small ponytail bc bart’s hair was not only everythere but it was also a really hot day and tim had a bandana on and seeing bart’s hair just floppin around gave him so much anxiety bc how is he not going crazy)

bart’s also worn sport bras that once felt really weird bc bart doesn’t even need one but he was just so sick of the weather

kon: you do realize you can take your shirt off? bart: i dont do that  kon: you take your shirt off when we go swimming??? bart: yeah but- shut up i look nice in crop tops Kon: *under his breath* you do

bart started getting more attention bc crop tops and kon was jealous so kon started wearing crop tops too

then he got addicted

so now this is my kon/bart hc :)))

[cloudstongue]

oops

NONONOONON RECOVER HER REVIVES HER

[l3m0n-c0r3]

NONONOONON dont apologize

also yeah one is parker!!!!

uhhhh

hrm.

purble

yeah purbke

sits down in your inbox

i miss you ><

i downloaded pjsk and i’m shit at it <3

also, today when i played football i scored 2 goals !!

also.. also.. also uhuuuhuhuh what was i gonna say.

what is ur favourite colour combination pretty girl? :o

i’m making a bracelet that reminds me of you <33

(not in a lovey dovey way >:c)

picks you up gently

o miss yuo more :((

also you just started playong it isnt yoir fault you suck right now, practice!!!

also WOAG OGOD JOB!!!!!!

also (i need to stop saying also wtf) erm uh hmm. pink and green:3 (only real mfs.get the reference) (theres 2 references in one)

take the minor moon redesign bc i lost her old design ☹🙏

[lu-kario]

NO

NONONOONON

realised ghat with the stupid link change i have to replace the links in the kusuke blog

[solar-socks]

NO NONONOONON YOU WILL DO MY REQUESTS AHHAHA

Only if they are good! I will do no bad stuff!

[mmmsstvo]

NONONOONON😞😞😞😞😢😢😢😢

I WILL RETURN IT I PROMISE BRO

WTF IM NOT TINY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Explodes

its my dream bro

[haikyuu-appreciation-club]

nononoonon don’t even worry about it

Plus I’m doing hw still so I’m just trying to do that 🥰

aLos

Oikawa fuckers 😏😏

bdkdbdndb

you

need

rest

>:(

ALSO YESSSS

OIKAWA FUCKERS INDEED

[kitty8roses]

OSBDSOWJ I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU CRY-

NONONOONON ITS FINE THEY WERE TEARS OF PASSION BC OF HOW NICE,Y THAT WAS WRITEEN

ILY

[mirius-sci-fi-series]

Thankyou for 100!

We were very, very unprepared for this, so here’s some Incorrect Quotes that we made for fun during character creation for your entertainment.

.......

Vega: Rubr, what’s a metaphor?

Rubr: my life is a train wreck

Vega: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

.....

Deshawn, after they crashed on a planet: for the next 72 hours, we’re going to live off whatever nature sends our way. See that stream, that’s our water. See those berries, that’s our breakfast

Rubr: see that skeleton, that’s our future.

.....

Taige: Being cute is really hard, because when your angry people are like ‘oh my god, you’re so cute when you’re angry’ NO. Stop. Fear my power!

Rubr: *snickers*

....

Adelaide: If I jump, Rubr will catch me.

Adelaide: HEY!

Rubr: nononoonon I have HOt-

*drops coffee and catches Adelaide*

Rubr: Coffee…. Why?

....

DeShawn: Has anyone ever stopped to wonder why we're still alive?

Adelaide: Oh, yeah.

Rubr: All the time.

Taige: By all likelihood, we shouldn't be.

....

Rubr: Since it is impossible to know what part of my life is the middle part, I have decided to have an ongoing crisis.

....

Deshawn: Vega figured out he can sneakily stick a note on someone’s back.

Deshawn: But he doesn’t know they should say things like “kick me”, so they just have space facts on them.

....

Taige: don’t talk down to me!

Rubr: I can hardly talk up to you, you’re too short.

....

Adelaide: I regret giving you that blender.

Vega: [drinking a sandwich] Why?

....

Rubr: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.

Adelaide: You were yelling at me about how we don't deserve ducklings.

Rubr: Listen. I live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen a duckling? They're soft and fluffy and pure.

Adelaide: Are you crying?

Rubr: They are entirely too pure for this world. We must protect them.

....

THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! 

We all love you guys for liking our stuff even though we’re really slow with content. We’ve got some more production updates soon, such as a short story board with some sound for the first scene. 

We’re still open to answer questions if you have any.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

[littlelav107]

NONONOONON IT'S OK!! honestly it's an honor to have a character of mine have frickin FANART

avernus fanart jumpscare in your inbox

AAAAA AVERNUS!! she needs cuddles frfr

[blasian-kpop]

Bio Technical Servitude (2)

After a drunken accident, you end up with a humanoid robot. Will he do more harm than help? Is he more than what is programmed?

Chapter 2: Working it out

Word Count: 1,456

Genre: Humor

Warnings: Some cussing, but nothing too harsh

A/N: OK, so for anyone who was wondering, i accidentally deleted this story the first time i did it. but luckily i still had it saved in my word document and was able to recover it. SOOOOOOOOOOOO please give this series a lot of love and i will be done with chapter 3 soon enough. i still don't know is this character should be a (Y/N) or an OC character to PLEASE let me know what you yall want. it would be very helpful. Alrighty then! Enjoy.

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“How the hell do I make a profile?” I turned to Jin but of course, how was he supposed to know. That's when I heard the robot speak again.

“please download the control application corresponding to my company, ‘BTS’ is available in the Apple store and Play Store” his eyes still glow in a baby blue tint in the room as he repeats his statement over and over and over in a continuous loop like an alarm clock early in the morning. And just like said alarm clock, it became annoying as hell. “OKAY! I GOt it… damn”. He stopped. I picked up my phone from the countertop and opened the app store while Jin so caringly laughed at my frustration.

“It is available for iPhones and androids.” Jin leans over to tell me as if I didn’t just hear it before.

“do you wanna get kicked in the throat Jin?” I threated, Jin steps back with a teasing grin.

Once I downloaded the app and opened it, I was presented with a notification that is was syncing with the nearest server. That"s when the baby blue light in the eyes of the robot morphed into an intense grassy green colour. Jin and I stood amazed, if not shocked, as this experience continued to prove itself more and more- real?

But of course, I am still sceptical of the actual authenticity of this.

Back at my phone, I see the option to ‘Log in’ or ‘Sign up’.

I ‘Sign up’.

The next thing was a page of questions and statements and blank spaces beyond what I wanted to fill in, 15 may 20 question that just continue endlessly down my phone screen. “oh hell no, they are doing too much at this point” I complain and slug over to cough to sit. Jin following me, carefully passing the robot, but it stays unmoved, standing with a stable posture that was nothing but mannequin-like.

“name, address, weight? Height? Why do they need all this information? Creepy” Jin judged, but before I could inject my own opinion, the robot talked. “any or all question may be omitted. For the best results, please fill in the blank” with its back still facing us, I almost thought it was Jin, but the overly proper diction gave it entirely away.

“well looks like some of these will be left alone cause, I don’t see why this thing needs to know where I live, or my blood type or-“ you gasped a little at the next blank “why the hell do they need to know my menstrual cycle?! Creepy little shits!” I explode at the absurdity of this robot.

"For the best results, please fill in the blank"

"Okay!!" I shout, and it stops talking.

While I start the process of filling in this drawn-out sign up questionary-type thing. Jin goes to inspect the robot some more.

“you know I really think this is a real deal humanoid, this looks amazing” jin starts to touch and mess around with it. “oh yeah? then how about you fill out this form and take the thing with you?” you suggested sarcastically to jin, who in reply laughed “haha I’m actually good, you have fun with that” and continued to examine the robot.

I skipped most of the question by now that I deemed unnecessary and once I hit submit that's where the real ‘fun’ started. Out of what felt like nowhere, the robot made a complete 180 degree turn to face towards me. It was such a shard turn that I would be started, but his hard shoulder slapped Jin in the face in the process. I just laugh my freaking ass off watching jin hype himself up to start one of his whining fits “WHO T-THE HELL DO YO-” “emotional levels; stable. Emotion detected; amused” the robot interrupted as his eyes fade from the previous green to a now natural dark brown. They looked so real it was almost unsettling.

“What did it just say?’ the question was directed to jin, but of course, I got a response out of the Robot first “personal report, to heard it again say ‘PR repeat’, for a brief examination say ‘PR examine.’’

Speechless.

this whole situation is escalating to the point of just more questions. “personal report will be automatically updated bi-hourly, drastic changes will be saved in my database and action will be taken to bring you back to emotional and physical homeostasis.”

Again. Speechless.

I really wanted any reason to debunk this crazy machinery, but I spent my whole bank account on it, and it was starting to get hard to reject this. Even if it were real, it would make a great conversational piece. JIn nudges me and urges that I test it out “do something?” his whispers. “u-um..... PR examine, I guess.” Immediately this robot walks towards me maintaining creepy eye contact, all while I'm backing the fuck up. This thing better not blow up.

“Emotional levels; unstable, emotion detected; scared, confused, on offence. physical levels; unstable, physical defects; 67% hunger, 82% stress, 78% fatigue. Diagnostic; meal high in carbs and vegetables, a warm noncaffeinated drink, and a 6-hour rest in 67-degree temperature. Would you like me to start stabilising your health now?”

This is so ridiculous. “how did he get all of this information from just looking at me?” I directed to jin, but you already know what happened. “I am built with this ability to read your hormone levels and asses your condition accordingly, you can program me to auto-fix unstable conditions on the ‘BTS’ application.”

Jin starts laughing and holding on to my shoulder, shaking me a bit. “This is fucking great! Oh, my goodness. I can't believe your drunk behind actually bought an android! hahahahahahahaaaaaa” I shake my head at this abomination of a situation.

“I think I need a nap or something...”

“if you desire to nap, you will need 40 minutes to feel energised, but according to the time I recommend 6 hours of sleep in 67-degree temperature. Would you like me to start stabilising your health now?” The android dictated but at this point, it was starting to sound like an annoying notification for a weirdly intrusive app.

“NO. I would like you to just shut up for the remainder of the night, you creepy little pain in my fucking neck!” I didn't intend for my word to come out like sandpaper on an asshole, but with the monotone voice and jin taking his little passive jabs at me, I just walked away for the cage and let my demon run free for a bit.

“enabling silent mode.”

I sigh and slouch back into the couch and run my head. “yeah, this is enough excitement for the night I'm going to bed.” I stand up and look at jin “oh and thanks for helping me with....” I gesture to the robot who (while still silent) follows my movement. “...thing.”

Jin chuckles and rubs my back “ trust me. I was more than happy to be apart of this experience with you.” he walks over to the kitchen table to collect his things. “I’ll come back and check on you tommo- actually you want me to just come in the more so we can use the carpool lane?

“Please?” I plead to jin, and he points in the conformation of the plan then takes his leave closing the door behind him. As I start to walk over to lock the door, the robot follows me almost immediately. I stop and look at it as it stops right behind me. Continuing to the door, I can feel his heavy feet stamping the ground.

“ um..... stay,” the robot says nothing and just looks at me with a still face. I assume it understood to stay at the door, but once I started walking, it moved.

“no, don't more. Stay at the door” then oddly enough its lips start moving, but no sound is coming out. Then I remembered the silent mode. “oh. silent more off.”

“disabling silent more...... while I am programmed to protect your physical and mental health I am not programmed with house security, if you would like to protect your home, I recommend ordering BTS android model Jungkook.”

“no nononoonon I am NOT buying another one of you.” I shack my head walking away while it follows me. ‘and I don't need home security, I just don't want you to following me around my house so stay in the living more, place and thank you” it stopped walking as soon as I left into the hallway and out of the living room.... it stayed.

I went into my room and collapsed on the bed. Wished that this was a dream. And passed out.

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