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i really hate those historical bastard orphans who are sons of whores

also flat colors cause it’s funny to laugh at side by side

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"Sol and Spica: An Anxious Student's Guide to Finding Life in the Universe"

Aka "I was told I could do whatever I wanted for this class assignment as long as it related to astrobiology, and I got a little silly with it." I am so tired. Please enjoy.

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Filipino Isekai

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They hadn't invented the burger back then. Next question.

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OLD FRIEND... ITS BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE I LAST SAW YOU... REMEMBER ME.. I AM THE INFAMOUSSSS ODYESSSSUUUUUSSSSSSS OOWOAAAAHHOOOWAHOOWAH LETS SEE WHERE YOUVE BEEN!!! KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSER AND UR ENEMIES CLOSE- RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES- ONE WRONG MOVE AND YOUR DONE FOR ANYTHING I- SONG OF PAST ROMANCE I SEE THE- WE WONT TAKE MORE SUFFERING FROM YO- DROWN IN UR SORROW AND FEARS!!! CAPTAIN..? I HAVE TO SEE HER.. BUT WE'LL DIE.. I KNOW .... ODESSYUS WHERE DID YOU GO?... *5 SECONDS IN LOVE IN PARADISE* MORNING SLEEPYHEAD YOUVE BEEN RESTING FOR A WHILE I SWORE THAT YOU WERE DEAD WHEN YOU WASHED UP IN MY AILE DIDJA KNOW U TALK IN UR SLEEP TELL ME THOUGH WHOS PENELOPE??? SHES MY WIFE... *5 SECOND PAUSE* ANYWAYS IVE GOT ALL THAT YOU WANT HERE ALL THAT YOU NEED HERE JUST YOU AND ME MY DEAR MY LOVE FOR LIFE SOON INTO BED WE'LL CLIMB AND SPEND YOUR TIME- IM NOT YOUR MAAAAAANNNNNNN IM WHAT YOU WANT HERE IM WHAT YOU NEED HERE JUST YOU AND ME MY LOVE IN PARADISE NOT TILL THE END OF TIME FROM HERE AND OUT YOUR MINE ALL MI- HELL NO I COULD KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND IM NO PET IM A MARRIED MAN OH HANDSOME YOU MAY TRY BUT LAST I CHECK GODESSES CANT DIE HEHEHEHEHHEHE GODESS..? YOUR ADORABLE BOW DOWN TO THE IMMORTAL CALYPSO BUT FEAR NOT I BRING NO PAIN CUZ WE GOT ALL THAT WE WANT HERE ALL THAT WE WANT HERE UNDER MY SPELL WERE STUCK IN PARADISE NO ONE CAN COME NOR GO MY ISLAND STAYS UNKNO NOOO NOOO I DONT BELONG HERE THERES SOMETHING WRONG HERE I WONT BE DRAWN TO LOVE IN PARADISE NOT TILL THE END OF TIME THERES IS NO WAY- UR MINE ALL MINE.. 7 YEARS SHES KEPT YOU OUT OF UR CONTROL TIME TO TAKE A HEAVY TOLL..... ODESSYUS..?? ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMS.. ODY GET AWAY FROM THE LEDGE!!1 YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IVE GONE THRU YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IVE SACRIFICED EVERY COMRAD I LONG KNEW EVERY FRIEND I SAW THEM DIE AND ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAAMMS IT WILL BE FINE DEAR COME BACK INSIDE MY DEAR LOVE OF MY LIFE COME BACK TO PARADISE... LET ME CLOSE MY EYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS I KNOW YOUR LIFES BEEN HARD ILL STAY INSIDE UR HEART ALL I HEAR ARE SCREEEAAAAMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE YOU MY DEAR I LOVE OUR TIME HERE LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH WORSE IF YOU HAD DIED JUSSST LET ME CLOSSEEEEE MY EYEEESSSS PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM STAY IN MY OPEN ARRRRMMMS ALLL I HEAR AREEE... THIS LIFES AMAZING WHEN YOU GREET IT WITH OPEN ARMS HOW MUCH LONGER TILL LUCK RUNS OUT? WAAIIITINNGG WAAAITTTINGGGG.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ATHEEEENNNAAAA!!! .......... he needs my help (holy im finally done typing)

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ALEXANDER HAMILTON COULD NEVER OMG

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Epic the musical Songs (as of wisdom saga): in 10 words or less.

1. "The Horse And The Infant" 7/10 When committing war crimes suddenly gets difficult

2. "Just A Man" 9/10 A song about baby murder

3. "Full Speed Ahead" 5/10 introducing all the people who will be problems

4. "Open Arms" 6/10, Death flag but catchy

5. "Warrior Of The Mind" 8/10 Athena telling Odysseus stop being stupid

6. "Polyphemus" 5/10 Cyclops tries to protect property from Nobody

7. "Survive" 8/10 Cyclops kills Nobody’s friend.

8. "Remember Them" 9/10 When Odysseus made his only mistake.

9. "My Goodbye" 9/10, Odysseus loses another friend

10. "Storm" 5/10 When karma strikes fast

11. "Luck Runs Out" 7/10 Crew doubts captain after 1 mistake.

12. "Keep Your Friends Close" 7/10 Captain doubts crew after insubordination.

13. "Ruthlessness" 10/10 Poseidon roasts Odysseus while being a hypocrite.

14. "Puppeteer" 5/10 Local woman turns men into pigs

15. "Wouldn't You Like" 7/10 Hermes being Odysseus best friend

16. "Done For" 8/10 Odysseus uses his sword on Circe

17. "There Are Other Ways" 5/10 Odysseus doesn’t use his “Sword” on Circe.

18. "The Underworld" 8/10 Odysseus feels his sins crawling on his back

19. "No Longer You" 8/10 Spoilers the song.

20. "Monster" 10/10 Odysseus decides humanity is overrated

21. "Suffering" 6/10 Odysseus uwu’s a Siren

22. "Different Beast" 9/10 Odysseus and friends make sashimi

23. "Scylla" 8/10 Local monster meets another monster

24. "Mutiny" 8/10 Eurylochus is a hypocrite for 5 minutes

25. "Thunder Bringer" 10/10 Zeus Flexes on mortals

26. "Legendary" 7/10 Prince wishes for father to return with the milk

27. "Little Wolf" 5/10. Resident prick beats up Prince.

28. "We'll Be Fine" 5/10 Goddess realizes she’s been a jerk.

29. "Love In Paradise" 10/10 Odysseus is going through it!

30. "God Games" 7/10 Athena forgets that Zeus is a petty bitch.

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If I become the monster...

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AYEEEEE

Tumblr DID fuck up the quality...

So here you go....😭

There is never too much Ody.

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you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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my best worst time to have a squish on someone: when our group is debating against his group next week and my dormmate and roommate is suggesting that we monitor the debate recordings to figure out how he speaks

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whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

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this is to seat, cn29 in our section

i hold immense respect and admiration for you in ways i can never explain, even with a cryptic note left on your desk or strategic seating wherever I go.

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

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say hello to someone that pronounces "aye" as "sAY" and "ae" as "sIGH" instead of the other way round

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