#NODSNODS

[stellawolfearts]

Would mk ever do the pregnancy text prank on redson and/or his family?

he would pull it on redson but Mei was the one to coordinate it

Mei thinks its going to be the funniest shit ever

Mk wants to see how red will react. its not that he doesnt trust redson. he trusts red alot. he knows exactly how red will react and Mk wants to see it play out.

I think we all know Red would panic, innitially. no doubt about it. he's freaking out. then he's stare at his hands with the most zoned out look ever.

"...Red?"

"a little us.."

"huh?"

"little..."

Next this Mk knows' he's being carried by Redson into thier bedroom and red starts ranting. Mk cant do any fighting NO FIGHTING WHATSOEVER if so be it Red will kick anyones ass for him. NO TRAINING, NO EXTREME THINGS THAT COULD PUT MK OR THE BABY IN DANGER. none of that crap. Redson starts planning ways to make Mk more comfortable. He says he needs to reaserch things to make sure the baby is born healthy and strong and that "fateful" day is as painless for Mk as possible. also they need baby stuff they need to be ready and prepared ahead of time and blah blah blah.

Meanwhile Mk is fawning over red because this is adorable and who wouldnt fall in love all over again watching thier partner put so much care thought and effort into this.

"have you thought about this before?"

". .. ."

"Firecracker?~"

"and what if i have?"

"its cute~"

Redson thinks that doing all of this is the bare minimum for his partner. only the best of the best is worthy for him, his partner and the new....the..thenew....the ba...baby............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Mk has to stop it though, bc its fake. He tells Redson that it was fake and a part of Red is relieved but MK's heart drops the way his exited hair extinguishes and his face drops.

he apologises and says Mei wasthe one who planned it (red is goign to burn her alive) but Mk also says just how much he appreciates and loves Red's determination to make that experience perfect.

"i think i fell in love all over again" holds reds face in his hands and pulls him close

"h-huh...d..d.did you now...?" <<<<<<<<flustered af

Then afterwards Mei has a fie demon on her hands and Mk gets a copy of the recording. maybe one day in the future they can watch this with thier future family and laugh.

"BITCH, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE-"

"MK GET YOUR GODDAMN FIRE DEMON UNDER CONTROL"

"<33333333 hm? what?"

[sttoru]

OHMYGOSDDD fetch me a cig.

reader x toji where they hav an argument nd the reader dresses slutty and suddenly has plans at the club w her friends. but toji doesnt like that 🫣

a/n: IM HERE . IM HERE SORRY IVE BEEN RB-ING SO MANY THINGS !!!! but i promise im writing hahahaha. but also i dont owe anyone an explanation! enjoy anon!

wc: 1.4k

warnings: toji picks ur lock w/ a bobby pin lol, reader is a little mean LMFAO but #valid, dom!toji, pussy drunk tojiiiii, implied overstimulation, oral / cunnilingus (from the back + face-sitting + lying on ur back), exhibitionism? (reader is on call with her friends but her girls don’t know she’s getting eaten out!), implied unprotected p -> v sex @ the end, implied creampie / breeding kink, n*sfw under the cut

“yeah— but you didn’t have to say it like that!” you huffed out at your boyfriend, or so you thought, because you probably had read too much into this relationship, heart tearing apart when toji simply said he was with his woman, with benefits while on the phone with shiu. 

you tsked when toji opened his mouth to explain, a distraught expression on his face that implied it was a slip of his mouth but even then you were relentless about the simple slip-up that meant a lot to you. it wasn’t often that toji had anything but an indifferent expression on him and you’d relish in his panicking face with a smug grin if it wasn’t for your rage.

“stupid fucker — still thinkin’ i’m just some bitch he fucks like he doesn’t whine for me in his sleep,” you grumble to yourself mindlessly later, phone blowing up from the messages from your friends while you scour through various outfits that slowly flood your bed. 

No way he said that!!!! Wtf???? Who does he think he is?

let’s bring u out tonight babe. wear sum cute

yeah!!. Let’s get ur mind off of that lame fella . he still kinda hot tho…

it’s messy and there’s a continuous clash of colour with each skirt or top you pull out and you groan in annoyance, so you take a shower — and it’s not all that better either, mulling over that dreaded sentence while lathering yourself up, while washing it off, getting dressed. it pisses you off so much that a man’s words can affect you so much, but that’s the price you pay when it comes to toji.

the toji who gives you a crushed, bloody bouquet after coming back from one of his dangerous missions, the toji who grumbles while he pushes the last nugget in the mcdonald’s box toward you despite loving it, the toji who likes to feel your body against his because he’s said that the mere sensation of you pressed up against him is enough to make him cum.

you scoff when you hear a knock on the door, in the midst of pulling an extremely short skirt up your hips with your ass basically peeking out from under it, paying it no mind before securing a tube around your bust.

“shut the fuck up!” you bark back when toji knocks again and there’s silence altogether, rolling your eyes when there’s a dramatic sigh from behind the wooden door and your feet naturally has you swerving away from the bed to open up the door, if not for the call from your girls that come in. the ringtone echoes throughout the room, distracting you from the professional work being done by toji with one of your bobby pins.

with phone on the bed, it’s led to your ass being propped up while you’re on your hands, butt facing the door with a full on display of your miniskirt and the very lacey underwear toji’s gotten for you for your anniversary. it was a petty move, you know — everything felt right when you pulled the material over your legs after your shower, not expecting yourself to pick up such a revealing bottom.

but now you know everything definitely felt right when those panties pooled at one of your ankles that hang off the bed while you’re trying not to whimper into the call with your girls who’s just so excited to see you. it’s a wonder they haven’t already heard the sloppy noises of toji eating it from the back, hands gripping onto your ass cheeks so hard they form bruises and you don’t have it in you to give a fuck when the other licks a hot, long stripe up your folds.

“left the house already, hon?” one of your friends ask and you’re gripping so tightly onto the phone that it hurts a little, not missing the way toji mumbles out that your pussy tastes as sweet as ever.

“uh— ah! n-not yet!” you squeal when toji smiles into your cunt and you absolutely hate how your hips shimmy toward him instinctively when your boyfriend pulls on your thighs to bring you closer, “i’ll leave soon, o-okay— mm—”

“babe?”

“okay bye!” you panic and press the large red button, hanging up immediately before your moans increase in volume immediately and your head dips into the bedsheets. the man eats pussy like a starved man, slobbering over your pussy while his nose just takes in your scent and arousal — something that’s gotten him hooked since day one. your leaking hole, your sensitive clit, your twitching thighs. god, toji loved every part of you and he was determined to fuck you better than a friend with benefits.

“’m sorry baby, mmfhh—” toji grunts into your core, “any chance ya could forgive your old man?”

the hold on your pride was getting looser and looser while your hands only clutch the sheets tighter and tighter, whimpers turning into a borderline scream when the man manoeuvres himself under you and yanks you down onto his face. your arms support your limp body instantly, hips moving with their own mind as you grind into toji’s tongue with breathless pants, rolling your pelvis over him and he groans at the feeling. toji doesn’t care that your miniskirt is in the way, eyes peeking out from the fabric and flitting over to you and your breath hitches cause you know he’s serious in earning back your forgiveness.

“not when— haah… you’re still saying i’m just some— w-whore you fuck.” you’re still a little bitter, but toji below you is enough to make you clench around nothing, high already approaching when he switches between sucking and nibbling and flicking his tongue at your bundle of nerves. 

“slip of the tongue, i promise, doll,” he talks into your drooling pussy, the vibrations sending chills up your body, hands flying to his hair to grab onto toji’s hair and pulling, “you’re my cute lil girlfriend, aren’t ya?” you hate how easily you nod your head, “mine to fuck, and mine to eat out, yeah?”

that sentence alone has you needing to lock eyes with toji just for a moment to see his lips curl up slyly, bottom half of his face soaked with your juices that your stomach contracts a little at the sight, a weak whimper leaving your lips.

“yeah…” you mumble out breathlessly and that’s all it takes for toji to go back to eating, quickly bringing that burning coil in your tummy again while slurping up your arousal. the room feels so hot and you’re sure you’re sweating through your outfit that you so carefully picked out that you’re peeling it off your body. your lover only wraps his larger arms around your thighs when he sees that your pretty tits are out, intoxicated on the thin layer of sweat lining your body and the curve of your upper body.

“toji, toji, toji—” you’re chanting his name like it’s a mantra, dizzy from the constant abuse toji does to your clit, pleasure shooting through your body when he moans around your cunt and you’re cumming with a moan of his name, thighs shivering around his head that he only laughs, humming into your core while you soak his sheets and skin. you’re just about prepared to get fucked when you catch a glimpse of toji’s hand palming his bulge, but that isn’t what toji has in mind when he changes positions again.

“taste s’good, baby,” toji groans, pulling apart your thighs that close from the sensitivity, “let me eat ya out until i’m forgiven.”

and all he can do is stick to his words whenever after each orgasm he pulls from you, you’re shaking your head like you’re saying you aren’t forgiven and he figures out your game soon enough, but whatever his girlfriend says, it goes. it’s just like that for toji who worships every part of you, a mistake rewarded well later when he taps his fat, leaking tip on your cunt and slips in easily from how many times he’s made you cum, reaching nirvana just from hearing your still-loud mewls leaving your worn-out body.

it’ll be something that will be burnt into his brain, forever, but toji doesn’t have time to think about that for now, so he just fucks you like he thinks a sorry man should fuck — deep into your cunt with the promise of being better and the need of giving you everything you ask for, even if it’s something as simple of wanting his cum in you.

whatever his princess wants, his princess gets.

i cannot go a day without mentioning breeding omfg im actually deranged

[unriding]

a present for wonderful evie on this whimsical wednesday!!!! i made sure to transport him here safely 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻

THE THE EARS !!!

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

SCRAMING Laios is THE autism allegory, every struggle an autistic person faces is so well potrayed in him im going insanee

[felldragxn]

The broken puppet stood still, waiting for its new master's command. At fleeting moments, the puppet would rebel momentarily but find itself puppeteered by the cruel master it got. The new command it got was [kill them], referring to the remaining comrades and friends the puppet used to have. Teeth gritting, growled cries echoing, before the deed was done. The new tainted sword trickled with its victims' blood. There was no single tear coming down from the puppet because ... puppets feel nothing, right? but then why the puppet was looking at one particular man in blue armor refusing to riddle its body with more stab wounds to make sure it is dead? The puppet left and went back to stand beside its master, silent and obedient like it was 'forced' to be. [hi~]

– The one pulling the strings had stood by as rebellious stragglers were brought before their table time and time again. Their enemy’s forces had been so careful and scattered that the one miserable worm they sought was left constantly out of reach… but the ones from their vessel’s memories, slowly but surely, were brought before them in various states of dead or barely alive. For those who made it to the fell dragon in mostly one piece, well… their prized puppet was the sword that would snuff out what remained of their miserable existences.

– The particular corpse that gave the former Exalt pause, they recognized all too well. What a troublesome man even now, they noted, as their puppet returned to their side sooner than expected. Curious, their eyes briefly moved to their puppet’s usual, stoic face… before they moved forward to examine the corpse of his former companion, musing, “Interesting…” The job was not as thoroughly done as some of the others Grima had brought before him in the past, yet it did, indeed, seem done. Yet, the hesitation they sensed… 

– “The bonds of mankind are so very interesting,” they clarified, lifting their hand, their dark magic wrapping around the corpse’s armor and lifting it to examine more closely. “So very enduring… perhaps unbreakable. Enough that even in death, consciously or not, you cling to them so.” Grima turned their head to momentarily gaze at their puppet, a small but sly smile upon their face. “And yet not strong enough to foster defiance. I’m almost disappointed. Oh, how you must loathe me so, though death was ever your kind's inevitable end…” Then, carefully, the purple glow of their magic enveloping their hand, they caressed the dead Shepherd’s face before them - still warm to the touch - as they asked the former Exalt, “Shall I keep this one for you, since you cared for him so?”

[monkie-brainriot]

Alright I’m not done thinking bout this actually. 

Macaque did the equivalent of teaching Mk how to backflip before he’d developed the muscles to jump. 

Going right to the advanced stuff is actually really bad for your body and the way you preform. We learn the basics first to build off of the principles that will keep us from injuring ourselves or stretching a muscle that wasn’t ready for it. Rushing can result in life-long injuries you never recover from. This is how it works with any sort of sport or fighting technique. You start with the basics and build up your strength until you can do the full move in a safe way without harming yourself and it takes a lot of practice and requires you to know exactly where your body is at so you don’t risk injuring yourself. Pushing yourself is never the answer unless you know how to do it safely. You never sacrifice speed for technique when weightlifting or you can really injure yourself. 

That’s how Wukong teaches. Only problem is he teaches in the “classic” mentor way of not telling the student why they’re doing a specific something over and over again. The way he teaches in principle is good. He’s building up Mk’s strength, endurance and technique, both mentally and physically before he teaches him the same things but with an actual weapon and flips and adding big huge destruction. It’s getting him to know his own strength before he gets to know the strength of the staff and the powers that he has and building him so he’ll be able to handle said power. 

And as I mentioned in a previous post, he certainly isn’t in a rush to teach Mk which can come off as lazy or like he’s not paying attention, but in reality, he just knows it’s going to take a while. He spent a long time mastering a lot of his stuff. Doing it the right way isn’t going to be the fast way, and he wants to do this the right way without risking the powers he gave him hurting Mk.

Combat training builds you up from where you are. The same punches over and over and over again seem boring and useless and annoying, but it builds up the muscles you need to punch hard and fast in different ways without hurting yourself. If you punch too hard before you’ve built up strength and the right technique can result in you breaking your wrist, hand or your fingers, or even shredding up and breaking the skin of your knuckles. (that’s why we wear hand wraps, for support and protection.) Mk has all that power, but none of that actual bodily strength that he needs in order to use it without hurting himself after he gives up his invincibility, and that’s when SWK really steps into teach him, because now that that is gone, he knows Mk’s gonna need to really know this stuff to stay safe. 

Mk, like a lot of students, doesn’t see the point in this and it’s really exhausting to do the same thing over and over again. To watch the cool flips and epic wall destroying and be told you can’t do that yet. Like, honestly why does it have to take so long? It’s disheartening and frustrating and that’s where he’s at when Macaque steps in. 

I’ll teach you what you WANT to know. Baiting them with what they want is how you get to people. Macaque essentially teaches Mk how to punch with the all the power to break a wall, to make it hurt, but not to keep his thumb outside of the curled fist to prevent it from being broken. He tells him, push yourself as hard as you can and use as much power as you can and that is how you fight. Your first strike should be your last. Which is actually a good motto, ending a fight fast is what you want, just not in the way he’s going about it. (the more truth your lie is the more convincing it can be.) You can’t win a fight every time by hurting yourself. That builds up and isn’t sustainable in the long run. 

So Mk’s doing backflips and smashing things, power channeling through him that his body isn’t ready for. Honestly, it’s possible that if it weren’t for the seal that Macaque had slapped onto him taking his energy and charging itself up, Mk might have been seriously hurt due to an overload of celestial power in his mortal body. 

Macaque’s a manipulator. And a pretty decently skilled one at that. Could be one of the best if he wasn’t so incapable of looking outside his own personal biases. The way he teaches Mk makes exactly what he wants to happen… happen. Honestly thinking about my teaching techniques post, i don’t even know if we can really call this Macaque’s way of teaching because it was all a manipulation to bring about a certain outcome. Drive a wedge between Mk and Wukong to keep the mentor from realizing whats going on, and to keep the student from getting better advice from the mentor. And use that wedge to get Mk to do what he wants. To rely on him and listen to him so he can get that power he’s trying to steal. 

I don’t think Macaque really cares about Mk one way or another at first (at least not as much as he cares about trying to fight Wukong, so not enough to get him to really notice things about Mk aside from “he’s Wukong’s student”,) but he does, I think, get more invested and interested in him when he realizes how much Wukong actually cares about his student, because what better way to get back at Wukong than to take something he cares about from him and make it his? 

I do think it’s interesting however that before realizing how much Wukong cared about him, he didn’t really have the intention to kill Mk. His plan seemed to be just to snatch the powers and then go fight and try to kill (literally impossible to) Wukong. He could have, probably, easily killed Mk when he took his powers. Mk might have Monkey King’s powers but he does not have his immortality. Macaque gloats and has a lot of fun destroying Mk’s self-confidence and digging his claws into his insecurities, but he doesn’t seem to actually have the intention to hurt him ooutside of words until after Wukong doesn’t fully fight him. And even then, as he says, “it’s nothing personal,” he just wants Wukong to fight him and if the thing stopping him is gone than he would fight him. 

Macaque really doesn’t seem to care for anyone in any sort of way outside of how they can serve him to get to Wukong. He’s so obsessed with Monkey King to the point where it actually makes him stupid, because he’s so used to assuming and analyzing things about Sun Wukong it’s like he’s forgotten how to do it with anyone else. In shadowplay he was WAAAYYY off the mark when trying to analyze Mk. To the point where Mk almost isn’t phased by his attempted manipulation because he can see the self-projection loud and clear and knows it’s not him. The moment Macaque is trying to actually have a (personal??) connection, he fails almost completely at it because he probably hasn’t allowed himself to even really stop and chill for a second since setting out on his quest for revenge against Wukong. 

I keep like, going off on tangents in my own analysis posts bGKL;MAEFOEAW so I’ll stop here for now. Just staring right at Macaque wondering what the heck his plan is outside of “kill Wukong” or if he even has one, or even knows how to have one that doesn’t involve the other monkey. For someone who seems to want him gone so bad, he sure doesn’t seem to be able to be a person without him defining part of him. 

“Aren’t’ you sick of living in my shadow?” 

In shadows seems to be the only place Macaque knows where to be.

[hitsuyou-fukaketsu]

I want sena and shu to have a 'beauty seekers' in their relationship chart actually

[abigailmoment]

just wanted to let you know- i fully almost started bawling when i heard the bg3 music in act 3. you guys have made something so beautiful here <3

That music was made by @namig42, who did an absolutely exquisite job. It also makes me tear up.

Also, her half-orc run of the first to acts was hardcore. (nodsnods)

[nyxypoo]

good morning (when u see this) nyx !!! wishing u a nice & lovely day 🤍 i love u lots n lots nodsnods

good morning zevie <3 hoping ur day is nicer and lovelier <3 i love u lots n lots n lotsss

us <3

[stunie]

YOU WATCH TUA.... YOUR FAV CHARCTERSJDDJ OMGG ?!? PLEASE?NM ASLO WHAT SHAT TGEY DID ACROSS S4 IS JUST BEYOND FixBLE.

EH? IS THIS THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY IS THAT WHAT IT STANDS FOR? i just googled it n i like lila pitts ^ ^ <33 awesome. i cant believe what they did in season 4. i hope there is still a chance to fix it );

ALSO WAIT IS THIS BC I REBLOGGED TUA WRITING !! hehe i read things i have no business reading nodsnods i think it adds spice and some mystery to my blog bc u can never be 100% sure if i actually know what im reading >:^)

[unriding]

Hi miss evie! Hope youre doing well!! I was wondering if you'll finish kinktober? No need to obviously because you already fed us so well but i was just wondering! <3

hello my lovely anon!! thank u for being so kind about it 🥺 yessss omg okay so actually ive been editing it for the past couple days and was thinking that it might be ready sometime this week! i didn’t say anything in case i didn’t end up posting this week for some reason whejxixix but im nearly done! andddd then im sure mr reca wont take long :]

TLDR : yes!!! and ideally soon!!

[simplepotatofarmer]

tbf you're not supposed to wear jewellery when you're cooking to prevent cross-contamination and damaging your jewellery with food. he is a good conscientious chef! his crown is safe and sound off-screen nodsnods.

SO TRUE ANON!!

thank you <3 <3 this makes me feel better <3 <3

[flowingredscale]

@bugsinthebayou

[luxdraconia]

the tail of the reindeer dragon is poisonous bc a mistletoe is Poisionous

nodsnods… i see…

[basilpaste]

Your 'Like A Dog' edit for OSIS Isabeau made me think of another song also named around that! I think it fits, kinda

ouhhhhh.......... nodsnods. yes. yesyesyes.

[baptism-inblood]

ฅU=ﻌ =Uฅ this puppy a dream about you !! Hehe I dreamt my seam popped and alllll my beads and stuffing spilled out !!! but then you came and made it better cos you knotted my seam and stuffed it all back in with your special stuffing <3~ -🌵

(ФωФ) OUHHH ANON GENTLE GRABBY HANDS ♡♡♡ that is soooo ♡♡♡ so cute omg huffs huffs!! nsft under da cut

ouhhhh poor lil stuffie had his seam pop!! but nodsnods das okae bc id ABSOLUTELY love to stuff you back together ♡ gently push back in the beads and cotton with my fingers, n then guide my dick in niiiice and slow to push it allll back in place!!! it'd take no time at all to seal my knot against yr seam and stuff you soooo so much fuller than you were before!! gotta make you juuust perfect for squeezes and hugs hehehe plus you'd also be nice n warm now (〃´ω`〃)