#NOBODY TOUCH THEM

[cave-monkey]

I can't wait for my usual post-episode ramble (edit: it's Episode 8 don't read further if you don't want to know anything about Monkey King 2009 Episode 8, okay, okay good). Because where did this come from?

The Demon King cuts down the tree Stone Monkey and Six Ears took refuge from their army in, and as they're starting to fall they have this exchange:

Stone Monkey: Six Ears, leave! Let me handle this! Six Ears: No! I'm staying with you! Stone Monkey, grabbing Six Ears by the wrist and throwing him to safety on top of a nearby cliff: Go!

!!!!

[flovoid]

‘tied by blood and yet, you are my greatest nemesis…’

[puppyeared]

you are umasou

[emily-charlton]

[sideblogdotjpeg]

ive been thinking about the red string superstition recently and also sol bufo always and it makes me sick how uncannily caldwell tanner has made sol to perfectly target me personally

(+ cropped versions !)

[gothamite-rambler]

"To the Batmobile!" Wonder Woman said, ignoring Batman

Wonder Woman: We need to get to the city in style.

Wonder Woman glanced at Batman, who was busy texting his kids about their missions for the night. She seized the moment to suggest something daring.

Wonder Woman (clearing her throat): Let’s take Batman’s car!

Batman (looking up from his phone): What?

Superman: Yes! I call shotgun!

Batman: No way, we’re not doing this.

Wonder Woman (snapping her fingers): Shoot. That’s fine, I’m a passenger princess anyway.

Batman (confused and annoyed): You’re not—what did you just say?

Green Lantern (interjecting): I want in! I’ve only been in the car once.

Batman (raising his voice): Nobody is getting in my car to drive to City Hall!

Wonder Woman: Oh, come on, it’s just for a meeting that’s not that far. It’d be pointless for us to fly there. You can drive, with a few fun stops along the way.

Superman: We can grab lunch on the way!

Batman: I don’t care if it gets you there faster—I’m not letting you sit in it! Take Arrow’s… whatever he has; he’s rich, too.

Arrow clutched his keys and bolted for the stairs.

Arrow: Sorry man, car is packed with arrows. Meet you there! Bye!

Arrow dashed down the stairs without another word.

Batman: I hate that guy sometimes.

Batman sighed heavily.

Wonder Woman (smiling): We’ll meet you out front then?

Batman (exhaling in exhaustion): I—sure.

The three cheered and headed out, leaving Batman at the table, covering his face with his hands and letting out a groan.

Batman: I can’t stand having them in my car. They’ll want to stop for McDonald’s or something, eat in my car, and I’ll end up cleaning it because Clark always gets ketchup on my upholstery! God damn it!

John Stewart (Green Lantern) walked over and patted Batman on the shoulder.

John: Do the right thing, man. It's just them. I have a car I can drive, so you don’t have to worry about me.

Batman nodded, relenting. He entered the elevator, sighing in defeat.

Batman: This is what makes me a good person.

[milkcioccolato]

“Aftermath”

A little illustration I had in the works for a bit, and was fueled to finish thanks to the Nizel feels😭💖😩

[starry-bi-sky]

realizing i have. a lot of untapped trauma potential for clone^2 danny because i just Fully Processed Four Months Late the fact that his parents were capturing and torturing ghosts in the basement before he became Phantom. and the fact that he was on house rest for 2 weeks. during that time period. and he wasn't really leaving the house. he could hear their screaming through the floorboards

*points at clone danny* i can give you suuuuuuch a bad time babe ahaha. i've got two untouched years before you meet damian what fucks you up before then

[gl-saveme]

just orm giving a back hug to a smol lingling

Dear My Love LingOrm 1st Fanmeet in Taipei via fan cam

[kusuokisser]

saiki has like. really soft skin and teruhashi one day is like "whats your skincare routine?" he fucking has none. he wakes up with a natural glow and a distaste for life.

[somebluemelodies]

thinking about the q!cellbit rescue mission at the end of the regret arc and just how hard q!roier popped tf off in terms of fighting like mf went almost completely silent in sheer focus and was doing 110% lethal damage ALL FOR THE MAN HE'D FALLEN IN LOVE WITH

[foursaints]

Based on your last ask,

I need (desperately) to know every single fact you have about your ocs.

of course!! the main thing is that my silly angel & demon are husbands & they’re both complete cunts

okay i will put a little more lore under the cut… i draw them a lot but sharing makes me shy. the plot might be cringy because me and @wyorians made them as a teen but… they’re my everything

1) theodore (theo) is a lonely antisocial art student who became divinely protected after his guardian angel fell in love with him. it’s unrequited bc he’s completely unaware. he’s kind of a depressed degenerate pervert but he has a good & pure & beautiful heart that nobody knows about except his angel. he’s from quebec, CA

2) friedrich (freddie) is an insane ivy league nepo baby who has been selling slivers of his soul to the devil in increments. his parents named him after nietzsche. he is very type-a about these deals and believes he will defeat the devil with the power of spreadsheets & cunt. he has ~70% of his soul left. he’s from acapulco, MX

they keep meeting by chance. they’re friends with benefits who ravage each others bodies in a manner that is genuinely psychologically concerning… whore4whore pairing. & sickeningly in love but that’s secret.

[trans-androgyne]

If you waive away people stereotyping and making fun of trans men and mascs by saying they’re “just jokes,” cut it out. You sound like a conservative. It’s bigotry plain and simple.

[andi-o-geyser]

something about the show treating percy's use as only being to serve vex's joy kinda fucking hurts. like vex is distraught, she was in the stream and she was here, that's true. but they are framing this as if it's a romantic loss only and it's making me lose my mind. people don't lose their use to others when they enter a relationship. they don't just become somebody's partner. they're still a person. percy was a full person and vox machina is a family and everyone loved him. that was the point of tearing ripley apart in the original glintshore fight, they were nothing but pure rage because they just watched somebody they love die and at the end of the day, past the monsters and world ending threats everything is about their love with each other, as a group; platonic, familial, romantic, but love as a FAMILY. that is critical to understand. they are who they are because they all love each other, they love each other to the ends of the earth. and the show just. doesn't acknowledge that. percy died so vex could feel sad and that's it. truly what even is the point if nobody else cares. the death doesn't matter if nobody else cares. so percy's death doesn't matter.

[danwhobrowses]

For anyone else who is gonna struggle surviving the next 3 weeks with the angsty and tense situation of Callowmoore here's a few things from the last 2 episodes that I feel were underrated and will assist in trying to keep me sane/emotionally stable: - Matching messed up hands built for holding - Fearne nervously playing with her hair as she approaches Ashton - Ashton wanted Fearne to be either the last thing they saw if they died or the first thing they saw when they succeeded - Fearne's admittance corroborates Ashley's 4SD revelation that Fearne is in love with someone in the party but doesn't know how to process the emotions - Fearne wanted Ashton to be happy, while Ashton wanted to feel whole so they would be worthy of the Hells - Ashton twice tried to lead a search for Fearne, and instantly clocking onto Chetney saying he followed Fearne - Fearne making herself look as radiant as possible before giving Ashton the cold shoulder - Ashton only rose to Chetney's provocations until he said 'You hurt Fearne' Use how you will

[suntails]

I’m going to paint you a picture of modern communication, and how it is fundamentally broken.

Let’s look at one friend. You chat pretty much everyday, and mostly talk to this person on twitter and discord, with occasional tumblr DMs. That’s three places you talk. But that’s actually not true, because you also have each other’s priv twitters and talk there as well. That’s four. Now account for, let’s say, one post reply per account per person, in addition to your DMs. That’s eight. But that’s ALSO not true, because not only do you talk in discord DMs with each other, but you’re in a friend group server as well! And you talk in those channels together! That’s nine.

This is one friend.

Now look around you. How many friends, how many mutuals are you in contact with. A few, a handful, a dozen, more? How many accounts per person do you have, how many places can you send each other posts, devolve into separate topics and conversations? How many people text you as well. Friends, family, coworkers? What do you do day to day around catching up, what IRL commitments will rip you away long enough to let the pile build again?

I can’t do it. I cannot live an actual life in the real world and balance this much interaction, it’s crushing. I reply to a friend’s post because I’m interested in the subject, I want to have a discussion! I WANT to talk about it with them, but I immediately kick myself for adding another conversation to the pile. Day by day, I ignore messages for hours on end and watch mountains pile around me, to reply en masse at the end of the night to let the cycle repeat. I wake up to six discord DMs and as I clear the third, the first replies back again.

We weren’t meant to have thirty simultaneous conversations. We weren’t. And you know in your bones that the number isn’t an exaggeration.