#NOBODY BADDER THAN WE

[subbykittyboythoughts]

it's a basic jump up dnb (Chase & Status) and m4m petplay audio kind of night

[lioma-art]

@musicfeedsmysoul12 I saw you asked for a level-headed take on Katsuki, so I'm giving you mine. Please mind that Katsuki isn't among my top ten MHA characters, but I thought Horikoshi's storytelling was pretty straightforward, so here goes:

Katsuki's character starts making sense when you think of him having a majority complex ("I'm better than anyone else") AND a minority complex ("why am I not better than anyone else?")

Actually, it might just be a minority complex, period.

See, he's from a fairly wealthy family - afaik Mitsuki owns or at least works at a successful fashion company. She expects great things of Katsuki and demands the best of him - see her conversation with Aizawa and Toshi.

Everyone expects feats of Katsuki (Izuku and the other kids that looked up to him), because he was born with a strong quirk and with his kind of background, there should be nothing in his way to make it big as a hero.

And he starts to hate and bully Izuku because this "useless nobody" is almost as good or even better than him at stuff he should excel at (fighting, saving / helping). He even gets special treatment by Katsuki's idol, All Might!

So Katsuki's pushing him (and others) away out of fear of being equals when he's supposed to be better than them.

From an adult's perspective he's really just an angry Pomerian, if you will, from the way he dresses to how he acts, he always tries to appear even "bigger" and "badder" (stronger) than he his ( - though he does bite - I don't think he's soft at his core).

And yes, Mitsuki might be in parts responsible for that attitude because this way of thinking was probably enforced by other people's expectations of him.

We learn most of this during Izuku vs Kacchan 2 after the Provisional Liscence exam. From there on out, he slowly learns to accept Izuku as an equal.

PS: I'm not speaking out in defence for Katsuki. Bullying is wrong, especially the kind Izuku had to endure at Aldera. I just want to explain Katsuki's motivations.

That being said, let's not forget that he is a fictional character, and apart from the bullying, I find his over-the-top attitude pretty funny.

[cxhleel108]

LITG S8 Thots for this week: Here we go again…

(Sorry friends a bitch was getting crunk the last two days so I did not have time to do this until today❤️)

• Ok before we even start why is he sitting like thiskdmsmsnsnd someone help me.

• So the customization…I told y’all I wasn’t trying to gag too hard when they first revealed MC and this is exactly why cuz once again why we only get braids for textured hair??? They’re not even free like y’all already pissing me off.

• So clearly this season is about zodiac because why else would we only be getting star sign tattoos?

• Meet Jaylin y’all😝😝😝 You’ll be getting all her info soon.

• Everyone hating this swim suit but it actually being my favorite. The others were just ok to me Idk sue me.

• Mind you it’s only been like 2 minutes and we already causing issues.

• I think we’re already getting married tomorrow guys Idk.

• And he has a lion tattoo so that means he’s most likely a Leo and my girl is a Gemini oh look how I ate this pairing up!

• Oh Theo stans I’m so sorry…

• I’m so glad I’ve never ended up getting the guy stuck in the “Day One” couple like I really would just end it all.

• The job options being the exact same…ok! I wanted her to be an athlete anyway😁

• Him assuming that he had a high chance of being picked when Oakley and Jin are present…I just busted out laughing.

• Yeah all this talk about compatibility and these dudes talking about being “magnetized” and “drawn” to us is def giving let’s compare our charts to see if we should fuck each other or not.

• Such a real bitch oh Claudia I love you already💯💯💯

• Sophie telling me to cool it around Jack like I want him…I just busted out laughing again.

• Our date with Theo just feeling like two people building a friendship and not a relationship was nice I would love for it to stay that way tbh (Him like 5 minutes later saying he was trying not to flirt with us can they not do this again like please).

• Jack’s date was a snooze fest who’s shocked? Also him having two moms just makes sense Idk why.

• I am gonna have so much fun replaying this season to do Jin’s route omg this man is too good.

• Yeah I already don’t like Emel. Girl who is bringing yo ass a bouquet at 8 in the morning??? Don’t piss me off.

• Uhhh cuz I’m badder than you, duh!

• Outfit time🥳🥳🥳

• These are cute!

• This is not!

• Right…anyways so!

• Yikes!

• Hehehehe no y’all don’t understand like she is already my bestie fr. Love when one of the girls is here for the fuckshit.

• The drama that be happening sometimes be so stupid like girl. Claudia sitting here telling me everyone was mad at each other on DAY FUCKING ONE because nobody wanted to be with who they were with…do y’all just come on here and then forget how the show works.

• Oh girl just stop like fuuuuck😭😭😭

• Outfit time again✨

• The panties did not need the sheer added.

• This literally being a swimsuit.

• Claudia’s outfit is so cute ugh werk!

• WHY IS THIS MAN BOOTY SO DAMN FAT LIKE OMGGGG😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

• He wanna compete with me so bad!

• I’m cryinggggg why we really living the storybook romance that Emel keep begging for.

• Me & Oakley: “Cheats are the lowest of the low”

• Also Me & Oakley: *Eating each other’s faces off outside*

• Yes please get Emel out of here before she takes Willow’s place and actually starts annoying the fuck outta me.

[its-short-for-jackalope]

THE SEARCHER IN THE SHADOWS

☆ Thoughts On Part One ☆

I have many thoughts and feelings and I am definitely not gonna be able to wrangle every last one in here, but I can do my darnedest to hit most of the big ones!

Dropped From The Clouds

The contrast of this first song compared to the start of TGOA makes me a little insane. Both songs are full of questions and uncertainty and take place after the characters have been teleported to another time and place, but When Are We? has the comfort and assurance of being with friends while Dropped From The Clouds has Rose isolated and alone without any familiar faces, and the parallel just reminds me of how much has changed and how quickly things are continuing to change. When are we going to slow down? Not now, it seems.

Dakkar's introduction, oh my god — "I'm nobody." [mildly threatening Radiance noises] "Give me the orrery." — and then he immediately goes into science mode. I need to draw him so bad. Also, side note, I already adore Jesse Bhamrah's voice.

He was/is a Traveler and a Searcher? so it seems the titles aren't mutually exclusive, then. I wonder if his unclear status as a Traveler has anything to do with whatever he's got going on that we heard in Transmission 14.

Fast Friends

CAPTAIN ADDISON ARVAD!!!!!! THE SCREAM I WANTED TO SCRUMPT!!! (also Natalie Masini sounds amazing)

"Lower your weapon, for God's sake." "The gun was your idea." I love them, your honor

So Dakkar and Addison were absolutely taking precautions in case Kal had possessed Rose, right? That's the vibe I get, anyway. Maybe they know he's capable of doing that sort of thing (maybe Sia has seen it happen? or, y'know, ✨️seen✨️ it) and that's why they wanted to check if she knew the GAD's publication date—Kal doesn't seem to automatically gain his host's knowledge, like when he didn't seem to know Morgan had already been sent away, so if he was possessing Rose then he probably wouldn't have known the date.

...Actually wait, you know what? Maybe it was Itzal they were worried about. We don't really know anything about what magic he could have at his disposal—maybe he can also possess people or change his form. and since he's a bigger, badder threat, I think it could make more sense for them to avoid saying his name rather than Kal's. 🤔

ADDISON IS A ROSE FAN???? ROSE IS PRETTY FAMOUS ON THEIR ISLAND??!? THEY HAVE A BRICK FROM TOWNSHIP NUMBER 9??!!?! Rose deserves the hype 100% of course but I have so many questions

okay I didn't expect Rose to meet Addison the very hour she arrived 2 weeks in the past, so I did not consider the fact that she and the crew would be here and they wouldn't have disappeared yet. I am now deeply afraid, because I know something happens to her. I have been so afraid of how the time travel will hurt me irt the twins that I didn't think about how many OTHER ways the time travel could hurt me.....

AND ROSE CAN'T WARN HER!!! So she just has to keep her mouth shut and let it happen and Addison must know that something happens, she and Dakkar didn't seem surprised that Rose didn't know who she was, but she's gonna go in blind anyway... 😭😭😭 okay wait, what if Addison and Sia's plan was for them to leave the Antikythera drifting for the others to find, but instead of returning to Lincoln Island Addison and her crew disappeared??

Destiny Strange and Sublime

...well now I just feel silly for not even considering that Dakkar would be the Searcher in the shadows 😂

I can't quite tell if the people he mentions he'd been unable to save is like... a personal thing, as in he actively failed to save them because of his own mistakes, or if it's more of a shared grief for the Blazing World and all its inhabitants. the first interpretation is definitely more angsty, lol.

I wish I had more coherent thoughts on this one but at this current time it mostly boils down to ohh pretty music, Dakkar is cool, Jesse Bhamrah is awesome, et cetera.

Arrival, part 1

HELLO PART 1 SONG!!!! I am excited to see how parts 2 and 3 may emotionally devastate me in the coming week!

so many people from the Blazing World! pleasantly surprised my island of refugees theory was correct. then again, I've spouted off enough theories that odds are at least some of them gotta be right, lol

Ahlaam my beloved!!! Virginia's voice is gorgeous, omfg.

The different creatures and plants from all over the world.... have the Searchers been looking for things that remind them of the Blazing World and bringing them back to the island to make it feel more like home? Crafting a facsimile of the Blazing World from pieces of Earth? (aough, and I thought "Ipomoea, just like home!" couldn't hurt any more than it already did...)

the phrasing of "OUR planet's biggest ocean" is interesting to me. Is the Blazing World connected to Earth somehow, thereby making it the same planet in some way, or is it just that this island has been home long enough for Ahlaam to feel attached? Or. Or. If the Blazing World is on the moon, then it would make sense for Ahlaam to refer to the Earth as her planet because the moon revolves around it and it's the moon's planet. (yes, hi, hello, it's a new pulp episode, we are once again in the Overthink Everything And Fire Off A Bazillion Theories era <3 )

They've been waiting for Rose for YEARS? ...would that be since 1835, or 1829? and we know they've been waiting for Margaret because, well, duh, but have they been waiting for Samuel and John, too? or are they all just Rose stans?

the crew of the Antikythera....... 😭😭😭

I love that a good portion of this song is basically just Ahlaam going "check out our sweet digs" lmao

The nights have been dark but this is the spark that will set the whole lighthouse ablaze — YELLING RIGHT NOW, oh my god. lighthouses are guides through darkness and stormy weather and they also cut through fog, I want to bite something (/pos)

this has got to be both very nice and very overwhelming for Rose, lol.

Addison & Dakkar and Ahlaam & Dakkar are both very fun dynamics

A Spell Is Just A Rule Made With Magic

THE FOG IS FROM A SPELL!!! ITZAL CAST A SPELL AND CORRUPTED HIS PEOPLE! "It saturates the heart with darkness 'till you forget life before the blight" oh my god, he convinced all of them that the fog is how they always were & were meant to be? No wonder Kal considers Sia and Margaret traitors. So when Kal says "soon the Blazing World will meet its end" he might not be talking about an actual place—in his mind he's probably talking about the traitors' movement & the ridiculous, dangerous ideas they have about replacing Itzal's world with one of light...

"A spell is just a rule made with magic, and any rule can be broken" AOUGH. CHILLS.

ooh they believe Rose is the key? aw man this adds more weight to "I was a hero and the heroes win — don't they?" in Vanishing...

"Capital." oh my god Mr. Dahan you can't do this to me. The similarities between Dakkar and AJ have to be intentional, right?? ...oh god, is Dakkar gonna make a bad deal to save lives? Is he gonna sacrifice himself in some way to save his people?

Two Weeks

I love this montage, it's such a nice way to go through this part. also I just really like how this whole first part is structured, having this entire part dedicated to Rose in this time is a great way to handle the time travel without being confusing by jumping back and forth, AND it gives us time to get to know the new characters a little bit! It's also a bit of a breather after how hectic the end of TGOA was. (I feel like part 2 is going to get super intense super quickly, lol.)

So they start with science and testing her mind, giving Rose access to all their research to see if she figures out anything there. And then they go to the volcano and scan her, starting to test her body for evidence that she might be able to help them in some magical way. (They're probably still going over the research too, ofc. Those were a lot of books, Dakkar.)

Day 9!!! Sia is here!!! I desperately want to know exactly what she and Addison were talking about. I think it might be a plan to abandon the Antikythera for Margaret and the others to find in a few days, but that's mostly speculation.

also Sia seems so much more relaxed and at ease here. maybe it's because she's at home with her people and she can be less secretive than she was on the satellite? (and because she isn't in a literal magic battle, lmao.)

Dakkar mentions phase three and they go to the lake to try doing stuff with illusion magic—do they want to try using magic on Rose to see if they can get her to activate whatever magic she may have? Or maybe how Rose reacts to the illusion magic could reveal something...?

Rose not wanting to go in the water, aoughhh 😭 and Sia helping her when she's scared 😭😭😭

Dakkar's Grotto / Mobilis In Mobili

when I saw this scene during the premiere I said "holy sci fi" and I stand by that. this environment is so cool. I wonder why the rest of the island isn't like this when they're clearly people with a lot of knowledge and technology... it's probably a matter of supplies. They fled to this island from Itzal and his spell, so they wouldn't have had time to pack a lot of stuff. I imagine whatever they did manage to bring and/or build is all dedicated to their efforts to find a cure and protect everyone.

we know they haven't found anything yet because they're still testing Rose's blood. man, that's gotta be stressful for her. (And the Radiance folks, yeah, but c'mon. so much pressure on Rose right now and she's brand new to all this. 🥺)

The Nautilus is here!!! and it's a spaceship!!! AHHHH!!! 🤩

SHIT IS GOING DOWNNNNNNN! Margaret is radiating and I am going to be Thinking about what it means that Sia can sense it—is it a part of her precognitive abilities? is it part of whatever bond they have that allows them to combine their power?

Rose blurting out a warning about the fog and Ahlaam and Sia immediately getting more concerned.... I hope that maybe since she waited until right before Sia left it won't influence anything negatively, if at all—it's only a very small part of the present that will be influenced and it's not like they totally altered their actions across two weeks to accommodate for that information so I'm sure it's fine. hopefully.

Rose is worried about Samuel almost drowning like she did (and is/will be)... she is not going to like hearing about the dangers he's actually facing. well, if anything is gonna wake up potential magic in her, learning that one of the bad guys attacked & has been harassing her baby brother will probably a good contenderrrrroh fuck I had a thought. uh, stay tuned, we'll get there.

oh god the Ellen Austin will be arriving soon and Samuel and Rose will reunite (they BETTER REUNITE ASAP) and Rose is going to be two weeks older and I am going to perish

not the little reprise of The stars appeared... that made me so sad last time.... 😭 I love how this version of it is positive. the parallels,,,,,,

Rose and the Stars

IT'S HERE AT LAST!!!!

The past stays soaked into our skin 😭

we are lit by suns that shatter through the dark.....

WE TRAVEL WITH THE SPIRITS THAT WE KEEP — ough, makes me think of the ghost of all my yesterdays in Behind Me. also the change from "Don't spend a second looking back" in ep 1 to "only looking back to see how much we've grown" has me feeling things idk how to describe rn, lol

THE CONSTELLATIONS TURN INTO A CROWN!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Rose will shine again 🥺😭❤

A Few More Thoughts

Is the day Sia arrives also the day Addison and her crew left the island? we don't hear from her after this, and her disappearance isn't mentioned in the rest of part one but Sia knows that something happened to the crew when she confronts Kal on the Ellen Austin. If they had a plan for the Searcher crew to return to Lincoln Island and leave the ship for the others to find & investigate to kickstart Margaret's memories, but then the crew just didn't show up, I would think it would be mentioned? Unless they didn't want to overwhelm Rose and distract her from her work, or maybe they avoided discussing Addison & the Antikythera with her because of time travel rules...

oh and it is gonna take me a bit to grasp the time travel rules, lol. (sorry Matt, I haven't seen any Back To The Future since I was a kid.) I am going to be pondering the timeline for a while, particularly where Sia is involved. I feel like they probably want to avoid going back into the past as much as possible just based on how they are with Rose and how they put a lot of effort into not altering the present with her information about the future, but I don't think Sia would have gone from 1835 and skipped right ahead 39 years and stayed there? Like she has people to take care of and plans to make, she probably wouldn't just disappear on them for such a long time? maybe the Travelers who are experienced in abiding by Time Travel Rules are able to navigate backwards in time with more freedom because they know what they're doing. idk, like I said it's gonna take me a bit to wrap my head around this. maybe parts 2 & 3 will make it a little clearer.

OKAY, CONTINUING MY SAMUEL THOUGHT FROM EARLIER: Sia and her bunch believe Rose is the key. What if Itzal and Kal think Samuel is the key? What if that is why Kal was interested in Samuel on the Ellen Austin and why he seemed to really delight in antagonizing him? If Kal was hanging around long enough beforehand to see how close Margaret and Samuel are, then that could have convinced him that Samuel is Important™ to the Blazing World and that Margaret knows he is important to them. And maybe both sides are only halfway there, maybe it's both twins, together, who are the key, and that's why they haven't made progress towards the cure with Rose over their 2 weeks.

okay there are probably plenty of things that I'm missing and more that i could come up with and tack on, but I've been working on this post since last night and i want to finish it and get to other things so I am calling it here, lol.

...that is a horribly long sentence but I am not editing it. hope you enjoyed. <3

[ruthlessrps]

- 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒, 𝘗𝘛 1.

an assortment of starters taken from one of my character playlists. feel free to change pronouns/details as needed.

i never listened to my mother.

don't you know you can't trust a thief?

it's in my nature, i gotta curse.

if you don't like it, i really don't give a damn.

i see. so you're rather violent?

shh, i think somebody's coming.

so, is there any more questions?

have you ever been involved in, like, an armed robbery or a hold-up?

this is a robbery!

i feel like nobody is badder than me.

so you're not exactly a role model?

what's your real name?

no more questions.

don't compare me, i'm better off just left alone.

this motherfucker must have lost his mind.

we'd all much rather get along than fight you.

i'll hurt your pride, and you know i don't like to.

you'd bump this shit too.

we bump heads with any motherfucker that wants to.

what's the deal? where was all the tough talk?

how come you didn't say you had a problem then?

don't call it a comeback.

don't you dare stare.

you better move.

don't ever compare me to the rest.

i'm gonna knock you out.

i'm gonna take this itty-bitty world by storm.

what made you forget i was raw?

thank you, you're far too kind.

what the hell are you waiting for?

look what i made for you.

i'm tired of being what you want me to be.

i don't know what you're expecting of me.

if you don't shut your mouth, i'll shut it for you.

do you get the picture?

i never lose a fist fight.

if i'm gonna do it, then i'm gonna do it right.

today was a good day.

i was far too scared to hit him, but i'd hit him in a heartbeat now.

that's the thing with anger; it begs to stick around.

i spent my teens enraged.

i armed myself with a grin, 'cause i was always the fucking joker.

god, the kid looks so sad.

luck came and died 'round here.

before this, did you really know what life was?

you'll be doing us a really big favour.

i don't run from nothing.

tell them i ain't laying low.

everything in life's subject to change.

mark my word, i'll make my mark.

tell me you love me.

time is a valuable thing.

i love when you stare at me.

[mcheang]

Lila salt what if Lila got cursed whenever she lies her breath smells so bad it ironically smells like bullshit and guess what the bigger the lies the badder the small

Please Close Your Mouth

Ever since Lila became a model and had read the comments about how she did not have a model figure, she decided to go on a diet.

One day, Lila felt so hungry that she decided to swipe Adrien’s camembert, attribute the tiny dents in the cheese to Adrien’s fingers.

In actuality, those dents were caused by Plagg.

Lila had eaten a piece of cheese that was slightly coated with the salive of destruction and bad luck.

This did not inflict Lila with an incurable disease or ridiculous number of accidents. It did give her irremovable bad breath though.

Lila thought nothing of it at first, sure it would go away once the day was done. Only to be surprised when the next day, her classmates were asking her what she ate.

Lila asked for a couple of breath mints which Sabrina happily gave her. But they didn’t work.

Now nobody wanted to stand near Lila, to the point that she would have to speak loudly if she wanted to address them and that was just exhausting.

Determined, she confronted Adrien about how he kept his breath fresh, admitting she stole his cheese.

Adrien: oh, I don’t actually eat the camembert. But I remember reading a fortune cookie that said cheese would give me good luck.

Lila thinks Adrien is ridiculously gullible and storms off.

Adrien: Plagg, is this your doing?

Plagg: serves the liar right for eating my cheese. You shouldn’t eat food without knowing it’s history

Lila tries eating other foods to counter the camembert smell, even garlic, but nothing works. The smell only gets worse, to the point that people are now asking when was the last time she showered.

Her anger actually gets Monarch’s interest but what can he do with bad breath? That was lame.

Desperate, Lila finally threatens Adrien to help her or she’ll tell everyone that he gave her toxic cheese.

Adrien is unaffected. He can always claim ignorance.

Lila is soon sent back home, with an order not to come back until her stinky breath is gone. Chloe was particularly insistent on this.

Lila goes to the Gabriel for help, accusing his son for hoarding unhealthy cheese. Gabriel had noted that Adrien was buying a lot more cheese than usual and countered that he managed to keep his breath fresh. Perhaps it was something else Lila ate.

Lila: I didn’t eat anything else!

Gabriel isn’t willing to endure the stench any longer and kicks Lila out of his house.

Gabriel finally akumatizes Lila, striking upon inspiration on what her power could be.

Volpina returns with the power to change people’s opinions of her bad breath.

When Ladybug arrived and has a can of breath spray as a lucky charm, she offers it to Lila. “Either we fight and I defeat you again, or you take a chance on my lucky charm to cure you!”

Lila knows her odds and quickly accepts Ladybug’s breath spray in exchange for her akumatized object.

It works and she is cured.

Back at work or school, Lila is now known for a phobia of cheese

[tagedeszorns]

Fabius shook his head. ‘Perhaps I overestimate the intelligence of our species. Perhaps we are little more than psychopathic apes, driven to fashion clubs and smash out the brains of our closest neighbours.’

Reynolds, Josh. Manflayer (Fabius Bile: Warhammer 40,000 Book 3) (S.309). Kindle-Version.

Fulgrim clasped all four hands before him. ‘Now, your worth is established. Your place in the game set. Now, my son, you have purpose.’ ‘I always had purpose.’ Fulgrim smirked. ‘The galaxy has no need of a new humanity when the old one is still so tasty. But it does need monsters. And those who can make monsters.’

Reynolds, Josh. Manflayer (Fabius Bile: Warhammer 40,000 Book 3) (S.322). Kindle-Version.

Okay. Okay. Maybe I'm overreacting (I'm an EC-fan. Drama is my lifeblood).

But daaaaamn do I have a bad feeling about that upcoming novel.

Yes, Guy Haley is a solid author. Yes, he did Erebus well and has proven he can write the "badder guys" with some heartblood.

But. Firstly he's stepping into the biggest shoes of all Black Library: Josh Reynolds' Fabius-novels and -stories are a benchmark. Not only for the Chief Apothecary himself, but also the Emperor's Children as a whole. Nobody has ever written them with more nuance and empathy. He has made them cool again. He has given them flesh on way too bare bones. He made them understandable and likeable. He gave even side-characters the most amazing character-arcs. That's something most Warhammer-novels are seriously lacking. So what can Haley do? Keeping the Consortium and all of the rest of Fabius' colourful and amazing Warband out of sight? (that would suck so hard. All appearances of Fabius without them so far were very, very bleak in comparison) Or stepping up and trying to do them justice?

And secondly he has to avoid the usual "Chaos has to be horrible and has to lose"-pitfall of everything 40k. (yeah, yeah technically Fabius isn't Chaos but the smallest of Chaos gods himself ... 😉)

And this is something I am not seeing so far.

But I have to keep my hopes up, somehow.

(Also: I am really not interested in Cawl one bit. He bored me during the Heresy, he's boring me now. But if he's given less screentime than Fabius I am happy)

Upside: It's not McNeill!

Downside: Chris Wraight wrote great EC, too. Why not Chris Wraight?

[neverheroes]

After a while I start to cringe at my fics, it is what it is, but it means I don’t have an A03 and only tend to “publish” in Twitter threads where nobody will see them. I’m going to start posting them here instead.

This is an Our Flag Means Death short fic I wrote on August 5th 2023 before the second season. It got some crying .jpgs which I will always appreciate, waiting for that second season drop was certainly a time.

Rain. It’s always rain isn’t it, when lovers reunite, a romantic and glistening character in their story.

Not this rain. Torrential, unforgiving rain that could bruise.

Stede’s blistered hand gripping the railings of The Revenge, a knee to the deck, anything to keep himself from tumbling to the wood that darkened before him as his wounds wept.

Eyes - fierce and bright, flash in the low light. To Stede, Ed’s voice was an awaited embrace in any shape it took, but that shape was a warning, deep, filled with pain, barking into the storm.

“Get off my ship.”

A wave heaves and Stede stumbles to the ground. Wincing, he manages to stand, rain streaming down his face, his ears flooded with the echo of his own skull and over the chaos of the open ocean. He points to the sky and squawks

“Terrible weather!”

“GET OFF MY SHIP.”

“I think there’s been a bit of a mis- k-. Ahf” Stede clutches his side. “-communication.”

It’s more than a cut. The shadow has folded down his leg to colour the water. There is no romance to it.

Ed’s pointed scowl tells them to act. Jim and Frenchie stride to Stede and, without hesitation, hover their blades. Stede turtles his head away, twisting his expression as if he’d smelled something unpleasant.

“I wasn’t appropriately apprised of this m-managerial change-”

“THROW HIM.”

Stede watches as Blackbeard flicks in his direction and turns away. …the sight of him had changed. Stede’s expression wore a softness that would calm the world, while bleeding, bruised, and condemned.

Jim shoots Frenchie a glance.

“Yeah no idea,” Frenchie chirps “but fuck being on his even badder side.”

“Ok.” Jim grapples with the situation, mopping their face with a sleeve, “But walking away means we don’t kill him? Right?”

“Were we going to?”

Jim shrugs, nodding in consideration.

Stede quietly shuffles forward, moving through them, as Frenchie instinctively braces Jim from interfering, nodding to Stede.

They watch as the deck speaks in red, Stede limping to the captain’s quarters.

Frenchie winces at the sight. “He’s half dead anyway.”

The quarters Stede had designed with such attention to cozy comforts lay bleak before him. There was a haunting sadness here.

Edward had leaned over the blade-damaged desk. A single candle flickering as The Revenge lurches.

“Edward.” Stede grips the door frame, his pale face hidden.

He feels his body swaying with his own breath. His lungs heaving his chest. “…edwa-” he rests his head against the frame, searching Ed’s silhouette in candle light.

He hears the splintering crack of metal wounding the wooden desk. The rumble of thunder, the creaking of the ship, all part of the same sound chased by the powerful rolling of Edwards’s voice building like a wave.

“This isn’t a game, Stede.”

“A game?” Stede pushes out the syllables.

“There’s nothing HERE for you Stede. Go back to your countryside.”

“That’s a much- ah christ” Stede fumbles into the room “better reception than, - ‘Throw him’, - I’ll take it.”

Stede squints into the gloom, searching the barren room. Every piece deserted. His most precious things, the things he couldn’t bare to leave behind, a life in knickknacks. Stede gently brushes a shelf to be certain there’s nothing in the darkness.

“Looks like - hah. Looks like you’ve already - thrown me overboard.”

He collapses, catching himself on a knee and rests to sit against the wardrobe door. His shirt torn, wet and icy, scratching against his chest. He watches the lowlight dance on the naked fixtures, not a remnant of him, but that emptiness was nothing beside the one inside him.

He had only come here for Edward. He could finally say things he’d meant to say, in ways he didn’t know he’d always meant to say them. And there Ed stood, seething in front of him, but he knew if Ed had wanted him gone he would be dead.

Stede had lived for this chance.

His eyes fall in and out of focus, throat struggling to swallow. Watching strands of Edward’s hair flicker as if made of light. As he wished Ed would face him, Stede felt the weight buried inside begin to speak for him in gentle melancholy-

“I’ve lost so many beautiful things.”

“THINGS. Of course you came back for your fucking things.” and Edward finally looks back, locking into Stede’s waiting eyes.

Stede gazes at him with an intensity that strips away a layer of his armour. The power he had over him, the sickness in his throat, nothing had changed. His love and hatred were the same creature. His comfort and his torment. And now Stede had come back, apparently bleeding to death.

“…you dying or being dramatic?”

“- Ed. - You mh -.”

“Get a word out.”

Stede slides to the floor.

“Dramatic then?”

Candle in hand and without urgency, Ed walks across the room. His footsteps are thunder to Stede’s floating consciousness. Ed towers over the crumpled heap of a man. This sad thing had hurt him.

“I know you were always playing a game, gentleman. Always wondered it was. A test of luck surely. How long you’ve managed to live is impressive.”

Ed catches the movement of Stede’s fingers reaching out to him. He and crouches, tilting his head to meet Stede’s unblinking eyes and hisses

“Did you win?”

Jaggedly inhaling, Stede lifts the only hand he can and reaches toward Ed’s face.

Edward recoils, but not so soon that Stede hadn’t already gently brushed against him.

This moment was Stede’s.

A fraction of longing lifted, Ed’s lonely rage numbed for a moment, his brow releasing his eyes as he locked into Stede’s gaze, and Stede softly presses his palm to Edward’s cheek.

A new frown descends on Ed’s face. An urgency rustles around them. He drops to hold Stede upright, Stede not releasing this touch as if once broken this chance would shatter.

Curled in Ed’s grip, they live in time stood still, and Stede so comfortably brushes his thumb over Ed’s lip. With love burst alive at his fingertips the last of his fight decays and Stede’s body relaxes from every pain, his hand falling away.

Ed catches him, arms folding around him clutching, electric despair rushes through him, fumbling to find Stede’s wounds in the dark.

Had he won? Stede’s mind swims through sensations and finds focus with his face in Edward’s blood/painted hands, their foreheads pressed, held in love. Stede releases a whisper, devoured unheard by the roaring night.

“Yes.”

[nex-is-sleeping]

I’m Tired.

Goofy ahh Sonic angst (Reader is not involved)

Extremely rushed, this was made within an hour and not proofread -actually- none of my writings are proofread

Again. The world was ending again. But it’s okay ! Sonic can handle it. And so he did. Every time. Dark Gaia ? No problem. Infinite ? A piece of cake.  But God did he fear them actually winning. This time, it was another one of Eggman’s machines. He had made sure it was bigger, badder, and tougher than any of his other inventions, and everyone was looking towards one blue hedgehog to fix it. Sonic faced the gargantuan robot and did something he had never done before. Freeze. He was actually scared. He shook as he looked at the metal machine in its large,red and robotic eye. He stumbled back, but nobody was there to catch him.  “You can do it, Sonic !” Tails called out. “No” Sonic breathed out, exhausted. “I can’t do it. I’ve been saving the world for years.” Tears swelled up in his eyes “I’ve seen you all nearly die so so many times.” Sonic gestured to his friends, who were all now shocked by his sudden outburst. “I’VE nearly died so many times.” Salty tears streamed down his cheeks. “Do you not realize that ? Do none of you realize how much you matter to me ?” He was now nearly screaming. Sonic had then turned around, and pointed at Eggman, who had also been shocked at this “And you. You... You’ve made my life a living hell. I don’t get why you still try to get your metal utopia, but you’ve had and failed at your countless attempts. Can’t you just leave us alone ? I’m tired, and I’m done.” He nearly passed out from all of the emotional distress. Everyone rushed to Sonic’s aid. Amy held him up, “Why didn’t you tell us ?” The pink hedgehog asked. “Because, I’m the hero, right ? I can’t let you down, not one person.” Even Shadow had a distraught look on his face. Nobody had known that he was going through this. By now, Eggman had taken the tiniest bit of sympathy for the hedgehog, and left, along with the large robot from before. “You all mean so much to me, and I don’t know what I’d do if any of you got taken away from me.” Sonic said. “I just wish I knew about this, I coud’ve helped.” Tails said, looking his hero in his eyes. “There’s nothing you could’ve done partner. I'm just sorry you had to see me like this..." Sonic said, and looked away, almost in shame. "Don't be, hun, we're just glad you did this before it got worse" Rouge chimed in. "Yeah dude ! If you're always there for use, who's there for you ?" Knuckles said, jokingly punched Sonic's arm, but not hardly. "We're all here for you Sonic ! It's the least we can do !" Tails said, trying to cheer up Sonic. "Thank you, guys..."

[cobra-creampuff]

vaguely remembering an episode of some fucking procedural or whatever idk criminal minds or svu or csi or actually now that i'm thinking about it it could have been fucking house md

but anyway our plucky main characters who are heroically violating people's judicial rights or whatever are investigating child sexual abuse allegations against this famous musician/actor/some other thing guy (it was topical and hugely tasteless at the time, around some significant stage of The Whole Michael Jackson Thing).

so like the mom of this little girl was making accusations, and the investigative team found some hairs in the little girls panties and dna tested it to find that it was the famous dude's hair and also some fucking how their test also told them that the hair came from his head (???). and like it turned out that was because the mom was making it up and had taken hair from his hairbrush and put it in her daughter's underwear herself - but before they knew that the assumption was of course that he had performed oral sex on this little girl.

point of the post: the characters and the narrative and everything all acted like him doing oral sex on a kid was like So Much Worse and more evil and obviously meant he was an even badder bad guy than they could have imagined and etc. as compared to if he was fucking her? with his penis? hello??

like... is it just because oral sex is supposedly deviant in some way in and of itself (despite last time i knew these stats being even more participated in than Normal™️ Regular™️ piv 🙄) and so like this guy is a double pervert or something? he's not just abusing this girl, he's doing it kinky (🙄) style...? because like. how tf is that worse.

like obviously both are bad, but how HOW between licking a little girl's vagina and sticking your whole full grown penis into it is the licking the worst to the point that nobody even needs to say it out loud we can all just make significant, disturbed eye contact and have the score get more sinister and not have any more comedic relief for the rest of the episode because we all including the audience already Understand how much worse it is. they are both equally harmful to the child's mental health and development but penetration is more likely to also inflict physical pain, damage, and disease, does that not make IT the worse one? like am i missing something here. am i crazy. surely we can't be applying social norms to sexual abuse. surely we cannot be doing that.

[randomvarious]

Today's compilation:

Bad Boys of Rock 1986 Hard Rock / New Wave / Power Pop / Pop-Rock / Blues-Rock

A few different thoughts about this silly record are running through my head right now, but I guess the most dominant one is that I feel like once the honorific of 'bad boy of rock' gets conferred upon you, you can no longer actually be a 'bad boy of rock,' because I think that's, like, one of the single-lamest things that anyone can ever consider you as. It's sort of like when a politician tries to use a piece of teen slang to seem hip or aware or 'down'—once they decide to put it out there, they themselves have pretty much ruined it for everyone else 👎.

Could you please just shut the fuck up?! 😵

But OK, let's say that I don't actually have a problem with this 'bad boy of rock' label and that I instead take it at face value. Fine. Are you folks ready for the first song that opens this fucker up then? It's gonna be some real 'bad boy' material, right? Nope. How about David Lee Roth doing a solo stint as a road-weary lounge singer and covering a fucking 1940s swing medley instead? And he even scats too! Like, what are we even doing here, man? This rendition of "Just a Gigolo" / "I Ain't Got Nobody" is legitimately one of the worst hits that I think I've ever heard in my life, so in that sense of the word, this song is *really* BAD, but I don't think that's the kind of 'bad' that Priority Records was trying to sell here, because, um, why would they?

And that's ultimately what I think makes this release so ridiculous. It's not really the music itself—because outside of that one DLR song, I do enjoy a bunch of the selection here—it's the idea that almost any of these people or their music would ever cause them to be referred to as 'bad boys of rock' in the first place. I mean, two-hit wonder power pop band Tommy Tutone who did "867-5309"? George Thorogood's dorky and gravelly blues-rock persona? Rockabilly revivalists Stray Cats, whose frontman Brian Setzer would later go on to lead his own swing orchestra and cover the same guy that David Lee Roth coincidentally covers on this record too? J. Geils Band's catchy "Centerfold"? Rod Stewart? You mean, *SIR* Rod Stewart? And MEAT LOAF?!?

We have plenty of hindsight now, of course, but I feel like, even when this record came out in 1986, there's just no way that people actually thought that those responsible for the music on here were rebellious at that point. *Maybe* Billy Idol, but find a different theme to group all these songs under, because this concrete-and-chain-link fence aesthetic that you've got on the cover here ain't workin', guys. If anything, this is more or less 'Bad Boys of Rock' for sleepy-suburban dads who've spent tens of thousands of dollars on a Harley and keep it in their linoleum floor garage so that they can take it out on Sunday afternoons in order to feel a tinge of freedom before being made to go back to their 9-to-5 the next day. Like, so freaking badass, you guys.

And, I mean, if we *really* wanted the baddest boys of rock on here, we need to go in a different direction altogether. We need, like, G.G. Allin on this thing, because, really, is there anything badder that someone can do as a performer than eat their very own poop on stage? Outside of an act of violence, I really don't think so!

So, let's see...yesterday was Women & Songs 4, today was Bad Boys of Rock...I guess that means tomorrow is going to be something like Good-Natured Enbies Who Prefer Silence Instead? 😅 Naw, it'll probably be, like, mid-90s techno or Wisconsinite 80s alternative or something or other.

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Highlights:

Tommy Tutone - "867-5309 (Jenny)" Rod Stewart - "(I Know) I'm Losing You" Billy Idol - "Rebel Yell" Sammy Hagar - "Cruisin' & Boozin'" Stray Cats - "Rock This Town" J. Geils Band - "Centerfold"

[cleromancy]

actually. still thinking about the stuff i mentioned in this post about like. people getting disproportionately mad at jason for mia compared to. like. any other supervillain that is *absolutely* also supposed to be somewhat sympathetic. like, thinking of two-face here in robin: year one (the dixon/beatty version).

because harveys role in the plot is adjacent to what Jason's is. he poses a clear danger to robin that makes the guardian/mentor reconsider the wisdom of having a kid sidekick at all. jason's actually there to make mia think about it, moreso than ollie, but their role as the antagonist of the story raises similar questions.

and i get that with comics in particular, your emotional reaction to what you read will always be influenced by what you see the fandom doing, and you do have... like im fairly sure the harv apologists are just like "i dont care who he hurt he looked good doing it" (and tbeyre so valid for that). and by comparison the jason legion, for we are many, are this whole scatterplot range of--some people only like him as a villain/think hes "unredeemable" (🙄), and some people want every bad thing hes ever done to be whooshed away by "pit madness" (🙄), and some people who. i have no ill will towards them but theyre fans of the new guy, the prime earth guy, and thats just a different character from my guy to the point that hes not even really relevant to ga 69-72 when we talk about it-- but nevertheless theyre in the same fandom, and the guy they like has the same name. so that can color peoples interpretations of whats on the page jf, for example, any of those factions really grates their cheese.

anyway. all that aside i do still feel like people get very angry at jason for being the antagonist--being a supervillain, even--maybe because he's so sympathetic by comparison in under the red hood/lost days (or i guess stuff the new guy's been in, if thats more your speed). like why did he terrorize mia! why did he scare her and beat her up!

and while i think the answer to that, from a character motivation perspective, is so obvious as to be. fucking asinine to need it spelled out-- the real answer is because as the storys antagonist he is there to challenge the protagonist. and in this case the challenge is not only the physical fight, its also a challenge to the question of whether or not plucky teen sidekicks should still exist in a post-death in the family dcu, where the baddies are badder and anyone can die.

r:yo was never asking that *specific* question, so lets just set it aside. thank you for your help harvey.

jason is a much easier target for reader anger than ollie because well. jason is absolutely doing something *wrong,* and he knows it, but he also has a fucking point, *and he knows it.*

ga01 was ABSOLUTELY engaging with and exploring aspects of the kid/teen sidekick trope that we know and love--mia kills a man on her test run, and the responsibility for mia being in a position where she felt like she had to do that, and the resulting trauma, is placed squarely and correctly on ollies shoulders. mias origin story meant she was never safe in her fucking life until she moved in with ollie, and now she finds out its left her with something permanent and life-changing--shes HIV+. what is safety? what is childhood? what does she want out of life, faced with her own mortality? she wants to help people. she wants to be a hero. and the way this unfolds, in the context of the dcu and how it works, you can see why ollie says yes this time. (and im so so glad he did.)

and jason shows up 20ish issues later when shes good and established to be like, "hi. you sure about that?"

and this is a chicken or the egg kind of situation where jason would not have done this to a civilian. shes a superhero. shes in uniform. there is an inherent danger to doing that and while you know that--both you the reader and you, speedy, green arrows junior partner and teen titan--nobody demonstrates it like jason "trolley problem" todd, both as the first notable dead sidekick and an incredibly dangerous, incredibly *terrifying* person. one who is *hell-bent* on *proving* it to you.

and when i say chicken and egg i mean while jason's responsible for his own actions, Ollie is explicitly responsible for mia's safety. imo blowing up the school wasn't to scare mia--it was to scare ollie. jason took the stakes of what it means to be speedy, or to *have* a speedy, and made them concrete. and that takes the concept of a plucky teen sidekick and makes it uncomfortable again because, god, she's just a kid. should she really be fucking doing this? (should her guardian really be *letting* her do this?)

(and people forget this, or purposely ignore it, but jason cant be more than 2 years older than her in this continuity, using tim as a benchmark. and i say this not because i want to emphasize that he would see mia as a peer rather than a child--though he would--or to imply he wasnt responsible for his actions--he was. i say this bc what was he doing in the supervillainy, he should have been at the club)

what i was getting at was i think rather than allowing the concept to exist in that gray area it is so much easier, so much more comfortable, to instead just be like. Well jason shouldn't have done that. he could have done it a different way. if he never put her in danger she wouldn't have been in that danger that night. and yknow all of those things are true but they don't negate the point he was making (and he was also doing more than that yk but this post is already Long lol), which was that that uniform puts a target on her chest. are you prepared for what that means?

and the difference between jason doing this, and Harvey, aside from the relative annoyingness of the people who want to condemn or exonerate them, is that. jason is not just a supervillain. he is a victim of *exactly* this thorny question. and he became a supervillain directly in response to this. you can not separate his actions here from the part where he knows what the fuck hes talking about, because it happened to him. and to make that less thorny, less uncomfortable, the focus turns away from the point he was making back to. Well he shouldn't have done it like he did it. while also ignoring that...... he did it like he did it because he knew how it felt, what it meant, to be a hero. if he didn't do it like he did it, would it have gotten through to them at all? would we still be talking about it like 20 years later?

anyway jason did such a good job posing uncomfortable questions in the narrative 🥰 im so proud of him for all his hard work!

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

Hi! I agree with a lot of your criticism towards twc3, biggest issues imo being 1. increasingly weaker writing for the characters 2. weak plot. I'm curious: if you could prioritize fixing only one (for example: great plot with increased/meaningful branching but relationship writing stays as in book 3) what would you pick/believe would serve the series best going forward?

The focus has always been on the romance, and that's what I would prioritize if forced to make the choice, and it's one that would please the most fans as nobody's here for the plot. However, I don't believe that the choice is necessary, and that both can be improved simultaneously without sacrificing the other. Simply put, it needs to be scaled down, and it needs to be more focused. I would prefer shorter books, with tighter plots, fewer but more meaningful variations, and less wordy and more purposeful writing.

I know that M!shka has the whole thing vaguely planned out, given that we knew it'd be seven books from the start, but whatever her outlining process is, it's just not visible on the page. I'm honestly starting to think she said seven because it sounded cool, and not because she actually had anything to fill each book with. 3 reads like it's a bunch of random Patreon drabbles slapped together and barely connected by time skips.

Most of the issues -- the cheap and OOC romance interactions, the vague plot, the dropped subplots -- could be solved by just removing a lot of the unecessary fluff and by focusing in on one thing and tying everything else back to it. And I'm not saying that it needs to be plot progression and action all the time, not at all, but there needs to be a throughline that connects what's on the page to the overall story, that justifies the words put in front of the reader. I just don't see that focus and that artistic vision here. It's a bunch of bullshit that doesn't stick together.

Reading book 1 compared to 2 and 3 is so wack, because at the end of book 1, there were so many interesting and exciting possibilities. It felt as though there were many different and equally worthwhile plots that could be explored in the next books. And then you read book 2 and go "Oh ok? So I ... I guess the romances will progress in the next one? That's neat. And there might be some even bigger bad on the horizon?" Then you read book 3 and what do you feel? I felt nothing, aside from anger maybe. Because all you get is like, a half-assed climax and then a cheap teaser. Does it feel like the story is going somewhere? Like there are infinite possibilities to explore? Like we're building up to something? No, not really. That's what's lacking, a vision, a vector that guides your thoughts forward based on the movement of the previous books. Book 3 sorta meanders about and then falls face-down on the ground.

For book 4, I would probably, once again, stop trying to one-up myself with bigger and badder plots and have a smaller mystery happen, something more character-focused and maybe relevant to the detective personally, and give each LI a distinct subplot that ties into the main mystery. Because you decided your LI in book 1, it also opens up the opportunity to make the mystery tailored to the LI. That way, both the main plot and the detective being an actual detective feels interesting and hooks you in, while also providing plenty of romance opportunities and character development.

I also think that having 7 books, combined with having the PC be a detective, and the thing being set in a small town ... Idk, it was the perfect setup for having semi-independent, smaller mystery stories, all connecting together by the romances and characters, and slowly building up to something bigger by leaving crumbs in each book. Just a lot of missed opportunities, tbh. People who say "omg it's just a small cute romance game!! Stop trying to make it more than it is!" but I'm not? I'm all about making it SMALLER and MORE romance-focused! It's when it stretches and tries to do bigger things and overreaches that you start seeing how thin the fabric is.

Obviously it's easy to sit here and think you could do better, and honestly I don't know if I could or if my fixes would actually improve anything, but if given her resources, I'd damn sure try to lol.

[shame-kink]

bad post by me about badder posts by someone else incoming CHOO CHOO

do not speak to or harass anyone mentioned here in any way ok? i’ll climb in through your chimney and rip out your liver if you try and start shit.

“proshippers” (<- despise that term but there are no better alternatives. profic is just as stupid any other synonym is bullshit ETC) when they heard i’m scanning their blog for bad takes and am getting frustrated by their decently-couched-in-nuance (beyond them just saying ‘nuanced’ a bunch which also happens 🙄) rhetoric instead of something catastrophically on-the-face-of-it ridiculous: YOU GOT IT BOSS I’LL CLAIM *POPULAR* CULTURE RACISM IS A NON-ISSUE ON PAR WITH NICHE HARD KINK FANFICTION

& yes i was trying to remember if p-m-w was involved in anything before reblogging something. yes i think i generally remember SOMETHING happening and that it could’ve been handled much better. no i’m not fucking taking fiction-just-appears-out-of-nowhere-and-impacts-nobody-and-is-never-a-net-negative (exaggerating my ideological opponents viewpoint? i would NEVER! :Oc ) anywhere close to face value this feels like when i’m trying to double check if a popular ‘leftist’ content creator has done the usual rigamarole of intimate partner abuse ableism & plagiarism-of-people-more-oppressed-than-them and my main results are fundamentally irritating ML(/Ms)* cursing them out. grain of fucking salt.

*marxist-leninists(/-maoists), to be clear not all people ascribing to that political theory are contemptible or anything its just the folk who treat shit like its fucking musical genre conservatism and that the merit of somebody’s politics can be only be measured by how much TheoryTM they’re memorized. this also isn’t to say that other political tangents aren’t themselves fucking awful, the majority of people i was thinking of in the first place for being abusers hypocritical bigots & oppression narrative vultures are on the soft end of socialist/anarchist lmao. this is the world of politics online, we all really fucking hate each other, its just this scenario tends to be twitter “tankies”**

**no i don’t actually think they fulfill the technical definition of a tankie, i do not think they approve of the use of military force in “subduing” “leftist infighting” or even necessarily approve of the USSR as it existed as a state (applying tankie in the broadest possible sense there LMFAO) i’m just using it as an insult. hence the scare quotes

***ok so do i need to qualify my opinions on the ussr now orrrrrrr ROFL

[azlovesem]

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[rainsmediaradio]

Olamide - Hardcore Lyrics

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