#NO no nonono. no

[kaeyapilled]

every day i count my blessings that childe's hey girlie only ever made me laugh because it sounded so goofy. Was so fun to beat him up with absolutely no emotional attachments. thoughts and prayers to all who found that flirtatious and became obsessed with childe

thoughts and prayers!

[flyrobinflyy]

dick was definitely a “no no no no shhh don’t tell dad” older brother to jason

[mirellapryce]

Please consider for a moment that Edwin's version of "Edwin's the brains. I'm the brawn." is

"This is Charles. He's my people person."

[zu-is-here]

[9/9] Happy anniversary to the duo ever!! >:D

[aithusarosekiller]

Barty: bet you're standing in the corner because you're scared that you'll get turned down if you talk to anyone

Regulus: please, I could fluster near everyone at this party if I chose to

Barty: Oh yeah? Prove it. Go for someone borderline impossible and I'll believe you.

Regulus, approaching James: hey dumbass, hoodie looks kind of cute on you, wanna get out of here?

James: WH- I MEAN- UHHHH YEAH SURE

Regulus: perfect 🥰

Barty and Sirius:

[kuroananosanji]

One aspect of ZoSan that Westerners may not get the full nuance of is the concept of “うちの”, literally “of our/my household”. There’s a reason why the EA fandom (mainly Chinese from my POV) disproportionally ship ZS over other ships, to the point where even dudebros hop the joke.

So there’s this Chinese saying that means “be strict to yourself but lenient towards others” which is seen as model behaviour for respected individuals. I don’t know if there’s an equivalent idiom in Japanese but both Koreans and Japanese hold similar attitudes towards treatment of self vs treatment of others in society. Here’s the fun part: thanks to collectivist culture, one’s “self” extends to your immediate family too. Since you’re seen in conjunction with your family, if you’re head of the house and your “inferiors” misbehave in public, it reflects badly on you as a person. That’s why strict parenting is more normalised in EA culture, because controlling how your kids behave is more or less the same as controlling how you yourself behave. This is also related to how tough love is a more common form of affection in EA families, there’s a sentiment of “being able to be mean to you means we’re close, being too nice means I see you as a stranger.”

You might now see how this relates to the Strawhats in general (see: Nami beating up members for acting out of line). Sanji is a funny one coz he was sort of a maternal figure secondary to Nami early on in the series. Women aside, there’s a difference in how he treats men on his crew and “outsiders” (e.g. Ace). He’s actually not rude towards men, it’s just that we predominantly see his interactions with the crew! Since his crew is his family, he can be strict with them like how he’s strict with himself.

How does this relate to ZS in particular? Well, it’s because Zoro is closest to him on the self—others sphere. Luffy is his captain so despite the usual bickering he has to obey him to some degree. Usopp and Chopper are younger and weaker, so Sanji has a responsibility to take care of them and show generosity as an “elder”. Franky, Brook and Jinbe are way older than him so there has to be some degree of respect when interacting with them. Nami and Robin are Women. This only leaves Zoro, who is his equal in both age, power and hierarchical position on the crew. Essentially, Sanji has every right to hold Zoro to the exact same standard as he would himself. And given that Sanji is extremely harsh to himself, he’s harsh to Zoro too.

This is why there was virtually no discourse over the “Sanji calls Zoro a liability” moment in the EA fandom. The unspoken context was that Sanji was apologising to Jinbe for Zoro, who wasn’t performing his best. And since Jinbe is relatively new to the crew and also much older than Sanji, it feels like a mother/wife apologising for her son/husband?? It’s giving “I’m sorry my Zoro embarrassed us”?? It’s giving “Zoro is my responsibility”?? On the flip side Zoro absolutely does this to Sanji too. I can’t name a specific anime moment but in one of the mobile game collabs he said something like “sorry our cook caused trouble for you”. The specific wording was うちのコック. (They both think they’re managing the other lmao I hate them)

Tldr: Zoro and Sanji see themselves as one household unit 😭 hence the bickering and bluntness and lack of pretences in general.

[lilybug-02]

I'm sorry but... really couldn't get over Asriel's sad snoot face

🥺🥺awwwww its sad snoot azzy ❤️❤️❤️ you draw him so well 😭

[akaabsalom]

Gimme them, gimme them,

durg and diamonds♫

[schwarznummer1]

why dis templar look so mad😭😭😭

[nhyhu]

a kiss

[2aceofspades]

Reach out, comfort

...

[pixlokita]

I know you've probz already thought of this or many more ppl have asked you to do this but PLEEEASE PLS PLS PLS PLS CAN YOU DRAW GREG IN THE GLAMROCK FREDDY ONESIE (as seen in the hidden alcove in Superstar Daycare, while wearing the VANNI mask;image below)

Imagine Greg trying to hold things with those plush gloves 🥲 who designed that

[seffius]

Hey uh so I know it's probably unlikely but there's no way Ford lost his virginity to Bill, right? Right??

[realjrwiquotes]

day 79

Chip: You know what Gill, I guess this one is my destiny Gillion: It's your destiny to have gay sex Chip: I've been running from this one

Riptide #112: Light in the Dark - 32:58 submitted by @wiwi-wisp

[faceeeeee]

So I made a paper figurine........

[smimon]

Käärijätober day 20 “Huhhahhei”

Happy birthday HHH!!!