#NO STANCEST

[nebulo-philiac]

I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-

He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this

[donothello]

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and they'll be together forever! :]

foreshadowing

[wren0jemo]

Them

[familyromantic]

[proxissima]

[enemywasp]

Me when I go from shipping one sibling/sibling ship to every sibling ship in a month

[nhbcnbx]

your lips

my lips

Apacolypse

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

fun thing ive never seen anyone else point out but is a neat detail:

ford is very physically incapable of watching stan leave. in all instances of stan "leaving", ford does what he can to physically look away which includes closing the curtains when stan gets kicked out

turning his back like a melancholic hero forced to push his beloved away after he tasked stan to get rid of the journal and just assuming stan listened (always thought it was weird he just. turned like this to stan after telling him to sail away until i realized what he was trying to do lmao)

when he got his big man feelings hurt by stan telling him hes no longer family after ford planned to kick him out (yes he has issues)

and my personal favorite which needs no explanation

i'd chalk it up to coincidences that he has a habit of turning his back or closing his eyes whenever this happens, but it happens too many times for it to not feel purposeful imo. call it dramatic protagonism or supression of abandonment issues, its definitely interesting how much ford cant stand to look at stan "leaving" him, especially since. you know. he's the og leaver between them 😭

[bugtoast]

Y’all went coocoo crazy for coco puffs on my last Pryamidscheme post, so who am I to deny the masses my warmup sketches of their old man crackship?

Bonus below

plus a sketch i made last night of how I think Stan and Steve met:

[journal420]

rewatched the episode where they dressed him like a WHORE

[stansthemans]

smooches thru the years

[nebulo-philiac]

"These characters are siblings" okay ❤ yay ❤

[gilf-connoisseur]

god i wish that were me

[poltergeist-404]

Brother kisser.

[tiredyaoi]

💥💥explode these sappy senior citizens💥💥💥

[hakuro1831847]