#NO NO I AM NOT LOOKING DOWN ON TV MOVIES SOME ARE AWESOME THEY *ARE* CINEMA BUT YOU SEE WHAT I MEANT
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ben-the-hyena · 10 months ago
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Got any least favorite movies besides than Encanto?
Hmmm it is hard to think because I dislike or hate many movies but few are the ones that made me angry, this is more shows usually. So I don't know how I'll organize it
Oh well, just titles that just cross my mind : How To Train Your Dragons 2 and 3 (the 3rd is the WORST for total character and plotline assassination, the 2nd does resoect the franchise's spirit but oh boy I'd make a whole post about my problems with it), Ratatouille (not hate but I really do not care for cooking movies "OH NO HE RUINED THE SOUP WHAT A TRAGEDY !" I DON'T GIVE A SHIT and it randomly having cartoon physics in a "realistic" environment throws me off), The Wild (until Encanto THIS was the worst Disney movie), A Clockwork Orange (I KNOW it is a classic but I just find it boring and even if I DO know it IS on purpose to denounce society tgat the main character gets away in the end it frustrates me to have gone through all of that for naughts ; a good movie for that, it did its job good ! Just not for me lmao), Usual Suspect (it was SOOOOO boring I was nearly too asleep to get what was happening in the end, I found out like years later there was a plot twist in the end because it had sedated me THAT much I didn't pay attention at all to names and faces lmao), The Lion King live action remake (OOOH IT FELT LIKE NECROMANCY FOR HOW COPYPASTED BUT SOULLESS IT WAS IT HURT... I HATED IT SO MUCH I STRAIGHT UP STOPPED GOING TO SEE DISNEY LIVE ACTION REMAKES AFTER THAT), Star Wars 7 and 9 (ABSOLUTE FRANCHISE ASSASSINATIONS WITH A MARY SUE AND COPY PASTING FANDNSERVICE WITHOUT MAKING IT MAKE SENSE OR ORIGINAL, A FORCED SHIP, FORCED DRAMA... The 8th was flawed too BUT I liked it for DARING trying to be different !!!), Ice Age 5 (GOOD GOD IT WAS SO LAME AND UNFUNNY IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED WITH THE 4TH OR BETTER THE 3RD SINCE THE 4TH WAS OKAY AT BEST MEH AT WORST)... RIGHT now I can't think of more, I mostly have titles of movies I find meh or just too flawes but without being disliked either (like Wish. It is a BAD movie, objectively, Disbeh deserves this failure and I'm glad it flopped hard. Yet it was okay to me. And Rise of the Guardians was okay too, but no sorru folks visually sure it is gorgeous but plot and characters wise it is VERY meh and the ending/Pitch's defeat sucked ass I was frustrated and annoyed while I was like 14 and seeing how people adored it anyway made me understand/realize sometimes people will call media "good" only because it has beautiful looks) so idk more
There are also movies I didn't watch but refuse to because I know I WILL hate it or at the very least will be angry about for the posts and clips I saw and might grow to hate it out of frustration of seeing it praised. Like Nimona (a Tumblr/Twitter post that lasts for 1h30 and will be relevant only for 2 years. Also fugly artstyle and charadesigns, also I'm petty and I loathed how Tumblr used it to mock Elemental which was a masterpiece and the best Pixar in many years and the best Pixar romance so fuck this) and Wendell and Wilde (for all I read about the main character Idc she is grieving for her parents, she IS an ungrateful edgy bitch who actually HESITATED to sacrifice an innocent guy for her own gain but because she chose not to and because "she's a sad kid :(" the narrative passes her off as good and in the right. I'd have not been as patient as the nuns and her classmates, as kind as they were she kept hating and being angry over anything- sometimes a painful slap in the face and a kick in direction of a therapist's office is needed I'm sorry)
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megamindsecretlair · 1 year ago
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Sit Back and Unwind
Pairing: Tyrone x Black!Fem!reader / Plus Size reader
Warnings: 18+. Minors DNI., multiple uses of derogatory names and slight daddy kink. You are in charge of your own reading experience! Intentional use of AAVE. Porn without plot. Cursing, PIV, fingering (fem receiving), oral (male receiving) derogatory language, possession kink, size kink, all consensual. Sorry if I miss any others!
Summary: As you grease Tyrone's scalp, he talks you into giving in to him and your insane chemistry.
Word Count: 1,688k
A/N: I'm going to shut my comp down for the weekend 'cause I am feral and I have nothing to say for myself. Just had an image of greasing that man's scalp and it ran away from me. Also gonna get zooted and watch the movie for the 3rd time so far. Likes are always awesome. Please consider commenting and reblogging to help support writers.
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Tyrone sat with his broad shoulders in between your legs as you combed through his hair. The living room was hot and stuffy, even with your windows open and a box fan blowing. The TV played a basketball game because Tyrone didn’t want to watch one of your “wack-ass Lifetime movies”.
You moved his head as you combed through his thick, coarse hair. You parted a section and ran grease through it. Tyrone’s hands began to rub your exposed legs. “Boy stop,” you said and parted another section.
“When you gonna give me a chance?” He asked.
“Don’t bring that shit up right now,” you said and giggled.
“C’mon. I’ll make you feel good.” His hands continued to roam. His hands were rough and calloused like he been workin’ hard. You licked your lips and breathed deeply. Your attraction to this man was insane.
“You know why, Tyrone. You lucky I’m even doing your hair right now.” 
“C’moooon. I told you I ain’t even messing with nobody right now. I want you,” he said. He looked back at you so you could look into his molten brown eyes.
“Yeah? And how many bitches messin’ with you?” You turned his head and continued to grease his scalp. 
“You know I’ll have your legs shakin’ while I’m in them guts. That’s why you don’t want to give me a chance,” he said and sucked his teeth.
“I am not finna play with you!” You laughed. You laughed but you knew he was telling the truth. You heard the stories about Tyrone’s big dick. Hell, you didn’t even need the stories. Just from the way that muthafucka walk, you knew he’d have you speaking in tongues.
But you didn’t need some random little girl blowing up your phone at 3am once word got out that you fucked Tyrone. You were not prepared to throw hands every time you ran up to the hair shop.
“Why not? I’m trynna play with you.” 
You rolled your eyes and continued to part his hair. When you didn’t answer, he leaned forward and half turned on the floor. He looked you up and down, licking his juicy lips. 
“Don’t look at me like that,” you said. 
Your nipples pebbled and you knew he probably noticed through your flimsy tank. It was hot for entirely different reasons. He turned more until he was completely facing you. His hands rubbed your thick thighs as he kept eye contact. Your breathing turned shaky. 
“Just let me play with you. You want me to, don’t you?” 
You didn’t protest as his hands went further up. His thumbs pressed into your inner thighs and you bit your lip to keep from moaning. He found some kind of ache because he zeroed in on it, continuing to press it and massage out the knot.
He moved in between your legs, spreading them further. He unbuttoned your shorts and opened them and smirked at your panties. 
“Let me take care of that,” he said.
You leaned forward, intending to push him away. Instead, his lips descended on yours. His warm, wet tongue pressed against yours. As he kissed you, he worked your shorts off. You broke apart just long enough to lean up and get the shorts off your hips. 
He moved your panties to the side and dipped his thumb into your pussy. He hummed low in the back of his throat discovering how wet you were.
“You were just gonna sit here like this and not tell me?” He asked, his lips still pressed against yours. 
“We shouldn’t even be doing this,” you murmured. You were trying to be smart. To say all the right things. But then his thumb started to move, searching for and finding your swollen clit.
“Don’t lie to me. You want this dick. And I want to give it to you,” he said. 
“Tyrone…”
His thumb moved in tight, small circles and you started to moan. Shit. He played you like a fiddle, immediately finding what makes you weak. He moved his lips to your jaw and then to your neck, nibbling.
“Fuck,” you moaned.
“Stop fightin’ me, girl.” He licked your neck. While one hand rubbed your clit, his other hand grabbed the other side of your neck. “Let me feed you this dick.” 
You moaned and dropped your head back against the couch. Your body convulsed and moved. His body heat was oppressive. 
Your arousal tightened your belly and you cried as you got closer and closer. Your nails dug into his forearms. He stopped his hand.
“Yo, what the fuck?!” 
He tilted his head. “Beg me for that shit,” he said. 
You grunted. “Fuck you, Tyrone!” 
He squeezed your neck and pulled you closer. He stuck his thumb in your mouth and you tasted your juices on his big fingers. You moaned and sucked and he watched you, almost indifferently. His nostrils flared. 
“Look at you. Can’t help yourself. Beg me to cum,” he said.
You were still so close. You didn’t want to lose it. “Please,” you moaned around his finger.
“I can’t hear you.” 
“Please, Tyrone. Please, let me cum,” you said. You didn’t care how pathetic you sounded. You didn’t care to hold on to some bullshit morals. You’d deal with the crackheads sprung on his dick. You just wanted to cum. 
He yanked his thumb out of your mouth and returned it to your clit. Your spit mixed with your desire and you returned to moaning. “That’s my girl,” he growled.
“Shit,” you cried and finally came. How did this fucker know? Your legs shook and squeezed his waist as you came. 
“Lookin’ so fuckin’ pretty cumming for me,” he said as he watched you.
You panted as you calmed down. Your body was on fire. Sweat trickled down from your temple, under your boobs, and down your back. Somehow it wasn’t enough. You had an ache deep inside that wasn’t satisfied. 
Tyrone stood up and unbuttoned his dickies, pulling it down just far enough to release himself. He stroked his plump dick, squeezing the base and then down to the gleaming tip. 
“Get it wet for me,” he commanded.
You stared at it. Shit. The stories didn’t do him justice. You could see why he had girls cocksprung. 
“Now.” 
You huffed and scooted forward. You took the tip into your mouth. The smooth and salty taste of him had you clenching around nothing. You needed this inside of you. Your panties grew more damp by the second.
You took him as far as you could. His precum leaked out of him and you slurped it up. You brought your hands up to help you please him. You cupped his balls and rolled them. His answering growl made you shiver. You moaned around his dick as you bopped your head up and down.
He slipped his hands into your curly hair and palmed your scalp. He took control and fucked your mouth. Drool ran down your chin and you made all kinds of nasty sounds. “Nah, I’m cumming in that pretty little pussy,” he said. He slipped out of your mouth and gripped his dick.
He pushed you down onto the couch and moved your panties to the side again. He pushed in, stretching you.
“Goddamn,” he sighed as he worked his way in. He stroked in and out with shallow bursts to stretch you further. 
“Oh fuckfuckfuck,” you cried as he worked into you. There was a slight burn and you bit your lip. The pleasure was immense. 
He put all his weight on you and bit your neck. He finally bottomed out and groaned in your ear. You scratched at his back over his tank before pulling it up so that you could get to him. To his skin. He smelled like cocoa butter and sweat. Like a man.
One of his hands spread your legs more so that he could get in there deep. His other hand braced himself on the side of your head. His breath fanned your ear and neck. “Talkin’ all that shit. You ain’t got nothing to say?” 
You shook your head. Your throat was raw from moaning. 
“Yeah, this my pussy, ain’t it?” He hiked your leg higher on his hip and hit a spot deep inside that made you buck.
“There that shit is.” He grinned as he continued to aim for that spot. 
“Shit. I c-can-” You couldn’t speak as black spots winked in and out of your vision. 
“Look at me. Look at me hittin’ this shit,” he said. Your eyes rolled until they found his. Your belly flipped. You clenched around him.
“Do that shit again,” he grunted. His strokes slowed down but became more powerful. He rocked into you so that on every up slide you scooted up the couch. 
You clenched again and he smirked. “That’s right. I said I’d take care of you, didn’t I?”
You nodded. “Yeah.” Your voice was small and weak as he continued to hit that G spot. 
“Yeah? Well tell Daddy thank you,” he said.
You huffed. You would’ve told him off if he wasn’t hitting so good. He took this shit seriously. 
“Thank you,” you said and cried out as he hit it a little too hard.
“Uh uh. Tell Daddy thank you.” 
He moved his hand from your thigh down to your neck. “Be a good little ho and tell Daddy thank you,” he demanded. 
He twisted his hips and drove into you. “Thank you Daddy!” You cried as you came all over him.
“That’s it. Squeeze Daddy’s dick,” he said. 
He fucked you through it, the wet slap of his thighs hitting yours. He tightened his grip on your neck as he moaned and busted. Steaming hot ropes of cum shot inside of you. 
And still he fucked you. “This my fuckin’ pussy. Don’t play about that shit no ‘mo.” 
He fucked his cum deeper into you. His strokes slowed down as he kissed your neck, your chest, and bit your nipple through your tank. 
“Next time I wanna see these titties bounce for me.”
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ofmdrecaps · 2 months ago
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10/06-07/2024 Daily OFMD Recap
TLDR; Rhys Darby; Taika Waititi; Samba Schutte; Anapela Polataivao; David Fane; Guz Khan; Kristian Nairn & Nathan Foad; Vico Ortiz; Minnie Driver; Boris McGiver; Fan Spotlight: Never Left Podcast; Gay Pirate News Hour; Love Notes; Hey Crew, I mentioned it on twitter, but forgot to here.. I came down with something and am dealing with some grumpy migraines on top of normal life, so everything is behind again. I'll be getting a couple days out at a time over the next few days. I promise to catch up!
== Rhys Darby ==
Rhys and the fam out at Medieval Times!
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Source: Rosie's IG stories
== Taika Waititi ==
Taika out in Wellington!
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Source: Instagram
== Samba Schutte ==
Samba is out sharing so much love for Anapela and Kristian! Also-- Advanced Chemistry is out on digital now! Check it out on VUDU, or Amazon, Apple TV, whatever you prefer!
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Source: Samba Schutte's Instagram
Oh yeah, and Samba did an awesome stand up show recently!
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Source: Samba's Instagram
== David Fane ==
Moana 2 is coming out November 27 to theatres! Are you ready to hear David Fane and Rachel House?
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Source: David Fane's Instagram
== Anapela Polataivao ==
So many more videos have been posted interviewing our beloved Auntie and the team at the Tina premiere at the HIFF! Check them out!
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Source: Tina Film Instagram
== Kristian Nairn / Nathan Foad ==
Nathan promising some shenanigans at Kristian's Book Panel at MCM Comic Con London on Oct 27!
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Source: Nathan's Instagram Stories
A new episode of Spektrum is out! Check it out on SoundCloud!
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Source: Kristian Nairn's Instagram
== Vico Ortiz ==
Vico's been so busy! They finally got Kristian's book though!
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Jasmine Is Haunted-- a book Vico did the audio version of, they found out in the wild! Still on my list to listen to!
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Lots of pictures of Vico out at LatinX New Play Festival 2024!
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Source: LajollaPlayhouse / Vico Ortiz Instagram
== Guz Khan ==
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Source: Guz Khan's Instagram Stories
== Minnie Driver ==
Minnie's joining Kirsty Young for an episode of Young Again!
Minnie also out promoting her friends shirt company!
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Source: Minnie Drivers Instagram Stories
== Boris McGiver ==
In case you were looking for another spooky show for your October viewing pleasure, the Horror/Thriller King, Stephen King has endorsed our Father Bonnet's new show Teacup! Check it out on Peacock Oct 10th!
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Source: Boris McGiver's Instagram
== Fan Spotlight ==
= Never Left Podcast =
The Never Left Podcast folks are talking with some of the creators of Samba's new movie Advanced Chemistry! Check it out! Never Left Podcast Linktr.ee
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Source: Never Left Podcast Instagram
= Gay Pirate News Hour =
New episode of Gay Pirate News Hour! Hosted by Our Flag Means Fanfiction! Check it out below!
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Source: OFMFF youtube
== Love Notes ==
Hey there lovelies! I know the Hurricane hit FL yesterday and I'm really hoping all of you are okay. Please be sure to reach out to your crew if you need something ,ya? As a heads up, I'm gonna get into some real talk tonight, so please bear with me. I have heard some stuff lately about how not everyone is redeemable, and not everyone deserves a second chance, and I thought this would be a good time to mention some things that have been on my mind about said subject. Every single one of us is human. Good people make mistakes, good people do things out of good intentions that go badly, seemingly bad people do good things occasionally, and people who generally seem neutral can fuck up. This world is not black and white, and I know our trauma has taught us over and over and over that it is. The world is a big grey goopy lump of clay and every single situation, no matter how similar, is different from the one before. Don't get me wrong-- I'm not saying, don't have boundaries. I'm absolutely not saying "forgive" someone who has done some horrible shit to you or has hurt you over and over. What I'm saying is-- every single person has a unique experience that causes them to make decisions based off of knowledge limited by their experience, or the experiences of the people they know. Now why is that important? That means people can change with new information, or when treated differently. I'm gonna use our show as an example-- did the Queen Anne and Revenge crew think pirating was their only option? Yes. (Was that true? Yes, for them because of class, race issues, etc but that's a talk for another time). They believed there was only one way to do things, and no other options were out there because there were never other options presented to them. Stede offered a different perspective. Now there's A MILLION caveats and complex situations, and things, but my point is-- "irredeemable people" out there sometimes don't know any different, and if one group continues to try to explain one thing to them, and it doesn't get through-- that doesn't necessarily mean they are choosing not to change their mind. It might mean that the perspective isn't clicking for them. Another person, maybe with similar trauma, maybe with different life experiences so drastically different can explain something in a way that opens the eyes of someone that others haven't been able to. The point I'm trying to make here is--- YOU are not irredeemable. YOU are worthy of forgiveness for mistakes you've made. YOU are not the same person you were 10 years ago, or a month ago, or yesterday. Your neighbors, your friends, your family, your moots, your acquaintances on the internet, no one is the same as they were yesterday. Some people may never be in a place where they can forgive you for something-- but THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU are irredeemable or unforgivable. People clash, and we don't have to be loved and forgiven by everyone to be valid. We can choose to do better, and even if that doing better never reaches the person/event who triggered the change, that doesn't make YOU any less of a better person. That doesn't mean YOU didn't improve. It means they can't forgive you for their own reasons-- and your happiness and worth shouldn't be based on that. You are so much more than your past actions lovelies. Please remember that. Please remember that tomorrow is not written in stone. You are wonderful, and you are trying your best and that's all anyone can ask of you. Please remember that we love you crew. We care about you-- and we all do things we don't mean to. It doesn't make us unloveable, it makes us human.
Be kind to yourself if you can, and get some rest <3. Sending so much love your way.
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hollow-prior · 3 months ago
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3 Criminally Underrated Musicals (And why you should listen to them)
1) The Mad Ones
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[Image Description: Kerrigan and Lowdermilk's The Mad Ones. It shows an empty road disappearing into the distance under a starry sky. Full ID in alt text. End ID.]
You know that feeling of driving fast down an empty road with the windows down, the wind whipping through your hair? You know that feeling of being able to do anything you want, like the world is right at your fingertips, just waiting for you? You know that feeling of sitting in the middle of the woods with a good friend and thinking about how incredible it is that you live on the same planet at the same time?
Well, this is that feeling.
The Mad Ones is about Sam, who just graduated high school, and her friend Kelly, who died in a car accident before she could graduate. It's about Sam's journey in remembering Kelly and learning to live in the moment without her. It's also about freedom, and expectations, and living life to its fullest.
Also it has the phrase "kidnapped by aliens with enormous genitalia". What's not to love?
Seriously, this is one of my all time favourites and it has a very special place in my heart. I love to listen to it on those rare days when everything seems to be falling into place and it feels like life is actually going somewhere.
From a writing perspective, this is just an incredible masterpiece. The lyrics just stir something in my soul and the friendship between Kelly and Sam is just <33333 (Heart). It deserves so much more love than it gets.
2) The Lightning Thief
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Okay, so the books are iconic and the movies sucked and the TV show is looking good but everyone's been sleeping on the musical for far too long. I had my doubts at the beginning too, I'll admit it, but honestly this slaps.
Although it isn't an exact one-to-one with the books, the vibes are spot on which is the most important thing anyways.
Percy is a sarcastic little shit, Annabeth is a total smartass, and Grover is... well, the impossible-to-explain awesomeness that is Grover Underwood. As funny as it is, though, there are some moments that just hit you right in the feels. The Tree on the Hill, anyone? My Grand Plan?
Also the Luke reveal gives me literal chills every time. It's so SO well done, much better than any other depiction in my humble opinion.
The whole thing is just an excellent balance of feels and humour and has some truly iconic lines. Case in point:
Percy: "Grover, you're a good friend." Grover: "Awwww. Dude, I'm your only friend."
Mr. D: "Oh, you're alive. I suppose that's good news for you but it means a lot more paperwork for me, so don't expect me to be happy to see you. Of course, being alive is temporary..."
Luke: "The Hermes cabin takes anyone who hasn't been claimed. You know what that means... we're literally the reject cabin. Welcome to the dysfunctional family!"
[Literally just the entirety of Luke's part in Their Sign]
Grover: "You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry." Percy: "I am not saying sorry to a squirrel." Annabeth: "He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy."
Alright, anyways! This is the Percy Jackson website, right? It's great, just listen to it.
Moving on!
3) 35MM: A Musical Exhibition
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God, how do I even begin to explain 35MM?
There's so much going on here in the best way possible. It's not a traditional musical, at least not in the way people immediately think of musicals.
The idea behind 35MM is that there's multiple separate songs, each based on a photograph. That said, there are some theories about the level of connection between the songs and if they're even connected at all. Either way, it's absolutely incredible.
The songs all have different themes including babysitting a murder doll, a homicidal prom queen, a vampire love story, the young love car crash tragedy that lives in my heart forever, and many more! If you're a fan of the strange, unusual, and vaguely unsettling, this is the musical for you.
Although the fandom is small, it's incredibly dedicated and there are some truly wonderful animatics on YouTube to check out as well as some theory threads on Tumblr, Reddit, and basically anywhere else if you look hard enough.
I made the mistake of accidentally introducing my English professor to this musical so now you all can be introduced too!
And now some honourable mentions:
Islander
Islander is an acapella musical done entirely by two women. It tells the story of an island nation that was split in half long ago, with two girls (Each from one of the halves) meeting for the first time. It has a super cool Scottish folk song-style of music to it and just an incredible plot.
Jekyll & Hyde
Jekyll & Hyde is the musical adaptation of the famous gothic story. It's intense and dramatic in all the best ways and I Need to Know always sends shivers through me. The voices are incredible and it's just AHHH!! Wonderful! Also Confrontation is a work of art and nobody can tell me otherwise.
36 Questions
36 Questions is kind of unique in that it's a podcast musical, meaning that there's no stage performance. In the most basic terms, it's about two people trying to fix their marriage with the whole '36 questions to help strangers fall in love' type thing. Part of one of the songs, For the Record, was a popular song on TikTok a few years back so it may be somewhat familiar to folks. Either way, worth a listen!
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literallygeeway · 4 months ago
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intro post!!
name: just call me caleb
age: dont wanna disclose but i am a minor so please dont be weird!!
pronouns: he/they idk
gender: kind of just unlabeled rn it hurts my head too much to think about
sexuality: also unlabeled. i kind of just like anyone in any way it doesnt really matter idk (but i have a beautiful beautiful gf :3)
favourite artist: my chemical romance!!!
other favourite artists: bikini kill, mommy long legs, mitski, bratmobile, cat valley, hell baby, dazey and the scouts, wet leg, skinny girl diet, the muslims, voodoo church, crass, chumbawamba
other artists i just generally like (yes i love music): sonic youth, le tigre, the julie ruin, pierce the veil, x-ray spex, pleasure venom, olivia jean, necromancy, catholic spit, picture me broken
hobbies: music (i can play bass, guitar, drums and piano), writing, photography, filmmaking, cinematography, drawing, making bracelets (though i need to do it more often)
some other stuff i like also includes: heathers the musical (off broadway) (its the only musical i really like), studio ghibli, the sims 4, omori, undertale, deltarune, stardew valley, ddlc, doctor who, the umbrella academy, the owl house, bojack horseman, adventure time and scott pilgrim (the tv show, movie and game - i havent read the graphic novel but want to)
more stuff under the cut - dni, fun facts and some more stuff :3
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fun facts!!!
my favourite colour is dark red
my favourite food is sushi
im learning japanese and french
my favourite movies are parasite, everything everywhere all at once and isle of dogs!! my favourite tv shows are i am not okay with this and the end of the f***ing world
i love wes anderson movies!!
i had two fish called flamey and sir bubbles the fishington when i was younger but they both died so i flushed them down the toilet
i collect bottles and cans (mainly ramune bottles and one cool can but still), funko pops (i have two gerard way funko pops - the black parade with the facepaint and revenge red tie) and vinyls (mcr, mitski, bikini kill, the muslims and wet leg)
dni!!!
basic dni like homophobic, transphobic, ableist, racist, pro-isreal, islamophobic, etc
mcr haters!! /hj
shipping irl people unless its a joke
transmeds and terfs
people who think trans men cant present femininely and trans women cant present masculinely (im a trans-ish guy who wears skirts sometimes so suck my toe)
people who unironically think gerard way is a trans woman... guys he's said they use he/they pronouns and if he was a trans woman he would probably say something!!
please interact!!
mcr fans
riot grrrl fans (not problematic)
alternative people!!! (emo, punk, goth, scene, decora, etc)
just cool people in general :3
other stuff:
no need to use tonetags with me, dont worry about it
i use !!! and :3 and stuff like that a lot, and i also swear more than the average human should
im alternative but dont have a specific label as i dress in a mix of ways and listen to many different genres of music :3
on here i'm mainly gonna post about mcr, so if you dont like them you probably wont like most of the stuff i post :<
i will probably edit this as i think of more stuff to add and as my interests change but yeah <3
pinterest: literallygeeway
instagram: killj0ysneverd1e (i only use it to look at mikey way and frank iero's stories)
fav user: @darkermylovex (go follow her rn she is awesome!!)
I DID NOT MAKE THE PNG THAT APPEARED EARLIER!!
fav songs currently:
okay thats all, have a great day, bye bye :3!!!!
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mymisfitsbabe · 10 months ago
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Billy had just finished cleaning his kitchen, just finished putting away the last clean plate when someone pounded on the front door. Frowning, Billy pulled off his apron and tossed it on the counter. 
“Who is it?” Billy asked as he padded over on bare feet to the closed door. 
“Who the fuck do you think it is? Open the Goddamn door.” Gator called back. 
“You can't just start showing up here, Tillman.”
“Just open the fucking door before I kick it down, Hargrove.”
Opening the door Billy sighed.
“What are you doing he- What the fuck is that?” Billy hissed as Gator pushed into his trailer and handed him a large furball. 
“It's a dog.” Gator sneered as he moved further into the small living room.
“Uh, and why the fuck did you bring it here?” Billy asked as it wiggled in his hold, it's sandy brown fur already shedding onto his black shirt.
Gator turned and gave Billy an exasperated look, but Billy's focus shifted as he spotted the shiner Gator sported under his right eye. Gator was still in his police uniform, his vest had some blood on it and he was covered in dirt splotches. He smelled like sweat and dogs.
“What the hell happened to you?” Billy asked, shifting the pup to one arm so he could grab Gator's face and get a good look at his eye. 
“Nothin. Anyways, you need a dog round here since it's so easy to break in this shit hole.” 
“Oh fuck off, just cause you decided to go all psycho horror movie on me doesn't mean I need a damn dog.” Billy passed the ball of fur back to Gator. 
“Just keep the fucking dog, Bills. It ain't gonna kill you.”
“What the hell am I supposed to do with it? I'm at work 12 hours a day.” 
“Take it with you, Benny loves dogs and the shop is gated off.” 
“Great, then give Benny the dog if he loves them so much.”
“I didn't get the dog for Benny, I got it for you.”
Billy sighed, as Gator set the dog on the couch. The thing was huge for a pup, thick sandy brown fur with bright brown eyes. It's paws and ears seemed too big for its body and the thing looked half wild. 
“Where'd you get it from anyways?” Billy asked, crossing his arms over his chest and eyeing the pup suspiciously. 
“It's a police pup reject. The mom got knocked up by a wolf and this is the pup. Bright side is it's trained.” Gator rambled as he sat next to the pup and started petting it's head. 
“A wolf? You want me to keep a wolf as a pet?” Billy balked. 
“Course, they make great guard dogs. Roy has a pack of bout six back home.” 
“Gator, I don't know. I've never had a dog before,” Billy carted a hand through his shaggy hair and sighed. “I don't have food for it and the store is closed.”
Gator shrugged, his face turning down. “I got stuff in the truck, you don't need to get it nothing. I just thought you'd like it. It's gotta be shit being out here alone all the time.” 
Gator was chewing on his lip, looking like he'd been kicked and Billy sighed. “What’s his name?” 
“Gator Jr.” Gator smirked up at Billy.
“That's a shit name.” Billy said arching a brow and suppressing and grin 
“Fuck you, Gator's an awesome name.” Gator threw the old beat up couch pillow at Billy.
Billy caught it and laughed. “I'm not calling him Gator, pick a different name you fucking redneck.”
Gator jutted his lip out and scratched the back of his head. “Fine, I guess her name is Eleven then. That's whats on her tags.” 
“Christ, there's eleven of them?” 
“Yeah, but the others are full German shepherds. The station is gonna keep those.” 
“Go get her stuff and show me how to not kill her.” Billy sighed. 
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stardustto-dust · 2 years ago
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Why you should vote Abed Nadir in the 2023 autism swag summit
I've seen people do this for other polls and it is vital that Abed Nadir from the 2009-2015 NBC comedy Community wins this one.
Vote him round one here.
Does he fit the first part of the statement? Yes, Abed is canonically autistic.
When he realised autistic fans related to him, creator Dan Harmon did as much research as he possibly could into autism as to not let those fans down.
While doing said research, Harmon realised himself was likely on the spectrum. Meaning that Abed is a canon autistic character created by an autistic person. How often does that happen?
Due to the above facts, he is a very well researched and developed autistic character, with both traits more commonly shown in the media, such as blunted affect and difficulties reading faces and less commonly shown traits, such as hyperempathy and sensory issues.
From the time Abed first appeared on screen to the present day, there have been many blog posts, magazine articles and even scholarly articles written about how good rep he is. I have seen him on many a neurodiversity advocacy Instagram account. (If you want me to link some I will!)
OK, we have established the autism. What about the swag? Well, first of all, as Donald Glover summarised it "Abed fucks". There is a whole episode dedicated to his friends trying to get him a girlfriend and worrying about his self-esteem and in the end it turns out he gets plenty of girls and, as he says, he has "self-esteem falling out (his) butthole." He also gets guys hitting on him. And how can we mention Abed without his boyfriend soulmate best friend Troy. who canonically wants to have his "gentle and mysterious" "other half"'s children. In short, bisexual king.
Of course, swag is not limited to just sexual and romantic prowess, as the amount of aroace people I know with limitless swag testifies to. Swag can also be measured by commitment to the bit, for example. And, boy, is Abed known for his commitment to the bit.
Abed is Batman, Han Solo and Jesus. He is a mafia boss. He is a cartoon man discovering the meaning of Christmas. He is the narrator and the cameraman. Like, not metaphorically or in archetype. He realises a need for these characters in the story and becomes them.
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[GIF- Abed as Batman, applying lip balm, possessing undeniable amounts of swag]
9. "How does he realise the need for the these things in the story?" you may ask. Well, his special interest is film and TV. He is a filmmaker. Thus, he frames his life in terms of genre, often seeming aware of the fact he is in a sitcom. However, this often changes, and, the show branches off into completely different genres, which Abed points out. These shifts in genre explore character dynamics and also are super awesome. Abed is so genre-aware, he changes the entire genre of the show. That is swag.
10. The Community fandom here on Tumblr.com, and throughout the web, is quite small. It will make us very happy. Plus, for the first time in 8 years, there likely will be new Abed content this year, due to the release of the movie. (Due to one of Abed's many catchphrases "Six seasons and a movie!")
11. Please please please please I love him so much and i am very cool you should listen to me please please please.
So yeah, that's it! If you have anything to add, please do!
Click below for some Abed gifs.
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[GIF- "Evil Abed" (Abed with a goatee and sunglasses) walking through his college being evil. He hangs up someone's payphone call, pops a girls balloon with his cigarette and then dumps said cigarette into a woman's coffee]
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[GIF- Two gifs. One is of Troy, topless, leaning out of an airvent. He looks down and says "I love you". Next is of Abed, looking up at him. He says "I know", before being grabbed by a zombie in a kilt]
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[GIF- Abed, wearing sunglasses, saying "movie reference". Jeff is there too and also wearing sunglasses]
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[GIF- Abed saying "Cool. Cool cool cool"]
Ok there are so many more GIFs I want to put but I kinda have work soon lol. You get the gist, he is amazing. Vote Abed!
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sublimecatgalaxy · 2 years ago
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hii !! i love your fezco/ashtray imagines a lot, i was wondering if you could write smth like fezco x sunshine reader who has a rlly close platonic bond with ash and they’re both v protective of her and just some fluffy domestic stuff 🫶
I love writing this type of trope with Fez and Ash. Warms my heart.
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"I don't know why you're with him." Ash calls out suddenly, lifting the blunt from his lips as Fez and I both turn to look at him, shocked and mildly disappointed that he's tearing our attention away from the movie playing on the TV.
"What do you mean?" I ask, lifting my head from Fez's lap so I can sit up, still tucked safely in the crook of his side and I link my fingers with Fez's hand that's never left my shoulder as I shifted.
"He's so fuckin' tough and shit a-and he's seen some shit and you're just..." Ash pauses with a taunting expression, trailing off as Fez's shoulders square, totally prepared to stand up for me against Ash's incessant teasing.
It's been this way since Fez and I started seeing each other; all three of us would be hanging out and all of a sudden Ash and I would be taking shots at each other until one of our 'insults' forces a laugh out of the whole room- like true siblings.
Sometimes Fez jokes that Ash and I are more like siblings than they are.
"Just what, Ash, spit it the fuck out." Fez mutters, taking a hit off his joint before hanging it in my direction but I hold a hand up to him, waving the smoke from my face.
"You're so nice." Ash's words are a compliment but they don't exactly sound like they're meant as a compliment especially with the sassy smirk that spreads easily across his lips.
"Am I'm not nice?" Fez asks, feigning offense with a quiet laugh and I reach over to pat his chest, leaning up to press a kiss to his cheek.
"You're the nicest, Fezzy." I whisper, dragging his attention towards me as he leans down, pecking my cheeks a few more times before he tilting his head just right to catch my lips in a brief kiss. Ash groans in response to our outward display of affection but it only makes me want to do it more, a snicker escaping me and Fez smirks.
"Thank you baby."
"You're literally like the fucking sun and he's like a fucking storm cloud, dude." Ash sits up, waving his hands between the two of us, trying to get the point across but it's a point that Fez and I are painfully aware of already. We're different, we always have been, but in the ways that I've made him softer, he's helped me grow a bit of a backbone.
And in this household, you need a pretty damn strong backbone.
"Yeah well, when you're old enough, you'll realize that opposites do attract." I throw a wink in his direction which forces a scoff and an eye roll from Ash as he rises to his feet, muttering under his breath as he passes us.
"When I'm old enou- shut the fuck up." He thwacks the side of my head as he walks by and Fez chuckles, head tipping back in laughter.
"Love you Ash!" I call out, hearing the sound of his bedroom door closing and I feel an overwhelming sense of accomplishment that I was finally able to tease him into submission. I won!
It only took nearly two years of knowing him.
"He doesn't like to be teased." Fez chuckles, looking down at me with a soft look, a knowing smile spread across his lips as I shrug. I tuck my knees to my chest, reaching up to cup his cheeks in my hands, squishing his cheeks playfully.
"Well then he needs to stop teasing me."
"That's never gonna happen."
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So not last Friday but two Fridays ago was National Paranormal Day, something I didn't know existed and there is a joke here about it not actually existing no matter how much some people abuse the scientific method to prove it does but I won't go down that rabbit hole. The point is that night I had a friend who made me aware and asked me to watch something Paranormal but I was busy so I didn't. They watched The Amityville Horror, a truly bad movie that was also part of a massive pop culture phenomena. It's a thing I am fascinated by because I am always interested in ideas that infect society and I wish I could have been there to feel it. To see if it felt like everyone believed there was a haunting in Amityville or not. If you don't know the story you can look it up but it's been pretty thoroughly debunked over the years, though of course there are still true believers, but it was a best selling book that lead to a massive hit movie that has lead to an official movie franchise and an unofficial one that has spawned combined hundreds of movies. You think I am exaggerating but I promise you I am not. Since Amityville is a real place as long as you don't call it the Amityville Horror anyone can make a movie and put Amityville in front of it and suddenly you have a movie sure to make money on streaming. It's how you get things ranging from Amityville Island and Amityville Vampire to Amityville Dollhouse and Amityville in Space. Anyway, I didn't come here to talk about Amityville but rather how I didn't watch it Friday night. But it put it in my head so I finally did watch it again, it's a not very good movie but one that has always been part of my life because it was just… always sort of there as a kid. On TV a lot, someone always had a VHS copy recorded off of cable somewhere. So I have seen it many times and the bright spot has always been Margot Kidder because she's the bright spot in a whole lot of movies. She has this moxie and charm about her that comes out in a very specific 70's Liberated Lady way that you don't see anymore. It's so era specific, a backbone and some spunk mixed with a world weariness and the fact that she has seen more than you have. It's why she was a pitch perfect Lois Lane but she is also in a few horror movies and one of them I deeply love she is the best part in, which is high praise cause Black Christmas is awesome. Anyway, I feel like I was intellectually aware she must be an attractive woman cause she's in movies and stuff but she was first and foremost Lois Lane to me as a kid and I couldn't sexualize Lois Lane. Guys, it turns out I can sexualize Kathleen Lutz. I dunno what it is, 4k resolution, getting older, some third thing you can feel free to tell me about in the comments below but man, she is gorgeous. Just so absolutely beautiful and I felt a little dumb that I hadn't fully registered this. Like I knew but I was embarrassed for my loins that they hadn't done their job and made me lust after her previously. They usually don't drop the ball like this. Anyway, in ultra high def I am here to tell you her face is a marvel. And you pair that with the sort of verve Margot Kidder always brings to the screen and I was smitten. To the point I was like, "Did anyone else notice how hot she is in this movie?" Guys, they did. My favorite review I found online was from a woman that said, "You'd think this movie would make me wary of ouija but now we're digging up the board to ask Margot Kidder to be our third". I get it. Today I want to fuck Margot Kidder.
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romanarose · 1 year ago
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TRICK OR TREAT >:)
i love you <3
do i get a treat now
Yes you get a treat. This is why I asked you if you like Twilight bc I needed a reason to post this.
This is a edited chapter of my first MK series, Sunshine, Starlight, Sweetheart, Brightside. You shouldnt have to read all 33 chapters of this series jsut to read this yummy premise!!! So I edited it!
In the series, its a 3rd person and OC, so if I accidentally say "she" or "sam", ignore that.
The Twilight Baseball Scene
Marc Spector x fem!reader
Summary: Ever wanted to get finger fucked to the Twilight baseball scene?
Warnings and content: Fingering. Marc suffering for love. Reader is bicoded.
A/N: Jake is not romantically involved, and is just starting to get along with Marc.
Italics is Marc, Bold is steven, red is jake
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Marc Spector was being torchered. 
He had been through a lot, seen and felt a lot of things as a mercenary, his time as Moon Knight (wait. Is Jake still doing that?), and his childhood, but this? This might top it all. You were spending Saturday alone with him and Steven; Steven had you alone in the morning, and Marc had you for the evening.
Steven’s date was wonderful, he took you to the local book store and let you pick out whatever she wanted. This was, of course, after he took you for coffee. Of course. 
Yeah. Yeah things went well for Steven. 
Marc, on the other hand, was wondering if this was a sneak preview into hell. He knew that it couldn’t actually be in hell; you were here.
He was watching Twilight.
You weren't even cuddling with him, you were on the other side of the couch, actually watching the movie. When they decided to have a movie night, he thought there might not be much movie watching as there might be sex.
Guys. Guys. Marc tried to get the other boy's attention. GUYS!
WHATS HAPPENING?! If a voice in his head could burst through a door waving a gun around, that's what Jake would be doing.
Whoa, calm down.
Marc?! Whats going on?
Jesus you two, nothing is happening.
Then what do you need? You’re supposed to be on a date.
I am. We’re watching... Twilight…
Marc swore he heard Jake laugh.
Oh god, how did that happen?
I told her she could choose the movie!
Well… that was your first mistake.
I thought she would pick something like Star Wars, Indiana Jones or Jurassic Park or something else with Harrison Ford! Not Twilight.
Well if you’re going to let her pick the movie you have to- wait… did you say ‘something else with Harrison Ford?’
Yeah?
Amigo… do you think Harrison Ford is in Jurrasic Park?
Yeah? He’s the one who isn’t Jeff Goldblum
I know who you are talking about Marc, that’s not Harrison Ford. 
You think that Harrison Ford played a grumpy paleontologist in Jurassic Park, and a grumpy archeologist in Indiana Jones? It’s the same exact character.
Well I’ve never seen either-
Hold on. You named Steven after some B movie knock off of Indiana Jones but you never actually watched Indiana Jones?
You can laugh all you want, but that movie was awesome
Wait, Marc, why were you yelling for us?
… I’m bored…
Dios mio, that’s it? I’m supposed to only show up when the body is in critical danger and now I need to baby sit you though Twilight?
It’s not babysitting, I just need entertainment. She’s out of commission right now
Marc looked over at you, whose eyes were glued to the Tv. Edward was on the screen.
Jake laughed. She’s doing that thing.
What thing?
That tongue thing.
Whattonguething?!
That tongue thing she does when she’s turned on…
Not very observant, are you?
What are you two talking about?
Look at her mouth, Ese.
Marc focused on your mouth for Steven. As expected, a tiny bit of your tongue peeked out from between your teeth.
Oh.
She does that when she wants you
Why are you paying attention to when she’s turned on?
Relájate idiota
Before Marc could respond, his head turned when he heard you mutter, barely a whisper. “As if you could outrun me, as if you could fight me off”
What the fuck?! What the fuck was that?!
She watches this movie a lot. She knows this scene line for line.
Jesus.
Marc thought the world of you. He thought you were incredibly intelligent, respected your opinions and loved to hear you speak so passionately about random subjects. He just couldn’t see what you saw in this stupid movie.
It’s comforting to her. She knows it like the back of her hand. To her, it’s predictable. Calming. You should know about that.
Marc saw his point.
You gonna hold her, or are you gonna let her wish it was the sparkly fucker instead?
Marc learned where you were sitting, causing you to turn and grin at him. You still looked at him like he hung the stars, which relieved him. Maybe Edward was a vampire who sparkled (?!?!?!) but you still loved him. For whatever reason.
You planted a kiss on his lips, Marc slipping his tongue into your mouth briefly before you pulled away, eyes flittering to the tv. “Thank you for watching Twilight with me, baby. I know it’s not how you’d like to spend a Saturday night.”
Marc pulled you over to him, easily lifting you up and into his arms. He settled back down, your head on the pillow and cuddled up on his lap. “As long as you’re here, I’ll watch twilight every night.”
Idiota! ¿por qué dirías que?!
I DON’T KNOW! I’M NOT GOOD AT THIS! I PANICKED!
If she wants to watch Twilight with me next week, you’re taking the body and I’m not distracting you.
I’m not either
Oh god damn it. Jake you’re back on my shit list.
What? Steven said it first, isn’t he on your shit list?
I’m his favorite
What, are we his kids now?
Jesus christ.
I mean, technically-
NO! NO! We are not having this conversation. Steven, you’re on my shit list.
Ha. follar y averiguar. 
If I give you a little tip to distract her, will you take me off the shit list?
What do you got?
When the baseball scene comes she’s going to get really turned on. Like, an insane amount. She’s gonna start squirming. Everyone in that scene is gonna do it for her, but she especially loves Edward and Rosalie. When that happens, put your hands down her pants. She’ll drop everything for you to fuck her.
Jesus christ. What happened to Steven?
Great sex, that’s what. How long until the baseball scene.
Another half hour, probably
Marc groaned loudly in the headspace. Steven and Jake tried to keep him company.
When the baseball scene started, Steven told him to wait a minute so you work yourself up. Jake excused himself. When he felt you start to shift and wriggle her legs together (Steven was right, you really liked Rosalie), Marc slid a hand down your pants, eliciting a gasp.
His other hand that was wrapped under you spent a moment to caress your body as he teased your clit, making you body lurch in his grip.
“Marc…” You whispered.
“Shhhhh. Just watch your movie.”
What are you doing?
I’m gonna make her come on my fingers.
Yeah I get that, but you’re going to need to distract her from the movie. She’s only going to be thinking of Edward the whole time.
Marc slipped two fingers into her as his wandering hand put a hard grip on her left tit.
It’s fine. I just want her. If Twilight makes her happy, so be it. 
You whimpered, eyes glued to the tv and breath shaking from his touch. The famed baseball scene played out before your eyes and you breath hitching when Jasper did the twirl with his bat.
Marc continued finger fucking you, swearing that your eyes were on Rosalies thighs more than anything. You swallowed hard, focusing on the music and his touch. When Alice saw the vision of the other 3 characters (have they been here before? Am I supposed to know them? Marc hadn’t been paying attention.) approached, He could feel you were getting close.
His left hand played with your nipples between his fingers as he tried to figure out what was happening. These must be the bad vampires, judging by the way everyone reacted. Jesus, no one in this movie can act casual for the life of them. The hand that had been on your breast moved up to your throat, causing you to buck against him, your body pleading for more. And god, did he give you more. Marc inserted a third finger and picked up the pace, carefully restricting your airflow as you watched the terrible movie. Finally, he let go of your throat and whispered “Come when you’re ready, baby”
He continued fingering you, paying less attention to the insane dialogue and more to the sounds her pussy made, so wet, so wet for him. One of the bad vampires must’ve said something, because Edward moved into a defensive stance around Bella. That’s when you came, pulsing around his fingers and writhing in his arms, your beautiful mouth gasping for air. He held you through it, fucking you through the orgasm and his other fingers skimming over your chest and stomach.
Marc had a theory you were turned on by being protected or feeling safe. That’s why you were so into Steven so early. He made you feel safe. You coming when Edward protected Bella? Well, that confirmed his theory.
Your hand moved back to touch Marc’s pants, but Marc stopped you. “Don’t worry about that. We got a movie to finish.” You sighed contently and settled into his lap.
I think this is what they call being 'pussy whipped'
He played with your hair and massaged your scalp for the rest of the movie. Now, if you wanted to get turned on when you felt safe, that’s fine by him. You are safe with Marc and Steven, and Jake it seemed. You were safe with them. They would never let anyone hurt you. They would do anything in their power to make you smile, make you laugh, make you cum. If that means buying an iced caramel macchiato every single day, that’s wonderful. If that means having you under him, writhing and sweaty and absolutely ruined? Yeah, that’s fantastic.
And god damn it, if that meant watching Twilight every night? Then shit, he’d learn it line for line.
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Is it lazy to repost chapters of my old fics?
Yes. But. who cares bc otherwise these scenes wouldn't have any reach outside of readers of the series.
I would like to take a sec to promo the series, its got an oc so i know its not for everyone and its long, but it deals with sa, sh, childhood trauma all that shit.
Thank you for reading ILY CLEEMMMMMMMMM
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Insomniac miles and Peter with a reader on Halloween! :D
Peter Parker and Miles Morales x reader
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YES YES YES YES YES !!!!! Word count:900
Halloween is right around the corner, Peter and Miles knew how much you loved Halloween, It was one of your favourite holidays of the year besides Christmas. You were going to pull out all the stops this year, Running to the store and getting decorations and candy.
After which you rented a couple of movies online to watch, Peter was into the classics like the exorcist or A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Miles is into more modern horror like Talk to Me and A Quiet Place, So what else to do a marathon combining their movies together !!!
Peter was the first to arrive, tapping on your window to let him in.
"Hey Pete" You smiled opening the window and letting him inside.
"Wow you went all out on the decorations y/n, I'm really impressed" He smiled as he took his mask off, Heading to the bathroom and coming out, changed out of his suit and into his more casual attire.
"Thanks for inviting me and miles y/n" He smiled as he sat down on the couch, tossing a piece of candy corn into his mouth.
"It's no biggy, You guys deserve to have some fun. Don't worry, I rented your movies as well"
"Yes !!!" He cheered. "I'm surprised Miles hasn't seen the exorcist yet, It's such a classic movie. Made me nearly pee myself when I first watched it in high school" He chuckled.
"Yeah, I know right ??. It still holds up to this very day"
Speaking of, He then knocked on your door and you let him in.
"Happy Halloween guys" He smiled as he placed his backpack on the floor and cracked open a soda can before sitting down.
"The best Halloween event ever is happening !!" You fist pumped the air out of excitement.
"I think they may explode Pete" Miles chuckled.
"It really looks like it huh ??" Peter smiled.
"So which movie should we watch first ??" You jumped onto the couch and turned on the tv, flicking through the rented movies.
"Let's give talk to me a go" Peter got cozy.
"Oh Pete you are gonna love this one" Miles was now happy boy.
The movie started with a wild start and a simple set-up, But whatever it did, It worked. Scaring the bejesus out of Peter.
"If I see either of you two with a hand like that I am swinging out the window" He held onto a pillow.
You and Miles chuckled as the movie continued on into it's twisted ending.
"Wow I didn't see that coming" You were shocked.
"Get's me goosebumps every damn time" Miles rubbed his arm and then took a bit of candy.
"Alright then, You think that movie was scary, Y/n put on the exorcist" Peter spoke determined.
"On it" You then flicked to the exorcist and pressed play.
"Oh come on it's an old movie how is it that scary ??" Miles smirked
"Oh you'll see"
Miles braced himself for whatever fake and old scares that awaited him, and oh boy did he get so scared seeing it. Peter was right it still held up to this very day.
"Oh god, not the head turn !!" Miles hid his face into your shoulder.
"Miles you saw worse" You chuckled.
"I know but something about that..." He then shuddered.
"Still the scariest movie I've ever seen" Peter's eyes were glued to the screen.
After that, the three decided to take a break and tell their favourite Halloween adventures.
"I remember when one time, I had to fight vulture at my high school Halloween party, It was hard to try and get him out of the gym and into a more contained space where no one could get hurt." Peter told his story.
"Wow that's nuts" You listened in.
"You never told me that story before" Miles spoke up.
"I mean it was a simple fight and this was early days before Vulture really upgraded his gear, so I guess it really wasn't interesting of a story, But it was the most memorable Halloween I've had. Or when Me and Uncle Ben went trick or treating. That was always awesome."
"Oh yeah definitely, when my family was still living in Brooklyn. Me and dad went out trick or treating one night, Uncle Aaron joined us and we went to the basketball court, It was lit up with all these little jack-O Lantern lights and it was just amazing. That was my favourite Halloween." Miles smiled.
"What about you y/n, what was your favourite Halloween ??" Peter then asked you.
"Hmmmm" You thought long and hard.
"Oh I got it."
Peter and Miles listened in.
"There was this one Halloween when my cousin decided to turn their house into a haunted maze, They went all out I mean props and costumes. He even had one of his buddies chase you around with a toy chainsaw, Man I gotta love that commitment" You smiled at the memory.
"Haunted maze's are so cool" Peter agreed.
"Or I guess... This one is my favourite Halloween. Just being with you guys." You smiled brighter.
Peter and Miles couldn't agree more and smiled as well.
This really was the best Halloween they've ever had in such a long time since being Spider-man, Just relaxing, enjoying each other's company. Eating candy and watching movies. It didn't get any better than this.
Taglist: @callofdudes @fun-k-board
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tellthemeerkatsitsfine · 2 months ago
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Two costume-based things I've learned from the season 18 Taskmaster podcast so far:
1) Ed Gamble claims that it's a fun behind-the-scenes detail that apparently, Andy Zaltzman's costume was an increasing point of contention as the filming went along, with Andy wanting to do everything in the full helmet and face mask and gloves and having the bat with him, and the crew having to talk him down from there to something more practical. This is exactly how I imagined it going from the first time the promo images were released in the spring, I pictured Andy Zaltzman showing up and saying he won't do it unless he can show everyone his favourite sport, like a Superhero-obessed kid refusing to go to an event unless they can dress as Batman. That's how I pictured it, because I thought it was an amusing exaggeration of Andy Zaltzman's persona. Or, I guess, it was an accurate application of Andy Zaltzman's persona. But I know that Andy Zaltzman's comic persona is an amusing exaggeration of reality, so I was joking when I suggested that this was exactly how it happened in reality.
But according to Ed Gamble, that's exactly what happened. I really hope we get elaboration on that in this week's podcast, as Andy Zaltzman will the guest, and I'm sure Ed won't let him go without a full costume explanation.
However, to be honest, I've occasionally been surprised when I read some of the reactions, on Reddit and things like that, to Andy Zaltzman's costume. People thinking it's really over-the-top and amazing that he's gone for this. That's odd to me to read, as I realize that if you don't know about Andy Zaltzman from outside that show, it looks like he's just being really wacky and zany by dressing up that way.
I cannot emphasize enough how much that is not the case. Andy Zaltzman did not look at the most outlandish previous Taskmaster costumes and see if he can outdo them with a costume that involves a helmet and a bat. I'm pretty sure Andy Zaltzman was always going to wear full cricket gear in whatever his first major "break" on TV turned out to be, so he's just lucky that that happened to be a TV show that allows costumes. If things had gone another way, we'd have seen the cricket gear on Live at the Apollo. Or Mock the Week. Or Strictly Come Dancing. Or, I don't know, BBC Ghosts or something. Think of him less like a character comedian an more like a kid in a Batman costume at the school picnic because he wouldn't attend dressed any other way.
I am frequently amazed by how Andy Zaltzman manages to shoehorn cricket into every single aspect of his work, I'd have been shocked if he'd turned up on Taskmaster in anything else. I have never been as obsessed with anything as Andy Zaltzman is with cricket, and the spreadsheet that tracks all my Daniel Kitson recordings has 313 entries in it, and those don't include the subfolder with screenshots of the blurb and posters of every Kitson entry in Edinburgh Fringe programs since his debut in 1999.
2) Emma Sidi's costume is meant to be Inspector Cluzo. Fucking awesome. I should re-watch those movies. Loved them and watched them over and over as a kid, watched them all again when I was about 23 and still found them hilarious, but that was ten years ago and I've not seen them since. Anyway. Emma Sidi is awesome. What a perfect character to channel on Taskmaster.
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onpurposeilovehimonpurpose · 10 months ago
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Get to Know Me!
Tagged by @rockingtheorange
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Last song: Mi Gente - J. Balvin & Willy William 🎶 From my playlist, because I'm not counting "If I Loved You" by Vagabond even though my tv happens to be playing that scene right now.
Last film: Red, White & Royal Blue because I'm currently watching it as usual. (but if I have to choose one that isn't that... Oh yeah, I introduced my mom to The Beat Beneath My Feet a couple of days ago. A non-Nick movie? Probably Barbie in the theater months ago.
Currently reading: "Rojo, Blanco y Sangre Azul" by Casey McQuiston
Currently watching: It's a theme here. I'm watching "Red, White & Royal Blue", to be specific, it's the museum scene.
Currently consuming: queso and chips
Currently craving: strawberry milkshake
Were you named after anyone?
No, and I suppose in a way, I named myself.
When was the last time you cried?
While I was writing a fic today, there are just some things that my characters must go through, but I go through it with them.
Do you have kids?
No, but I am a very proud aunt.
What sports do you play/have you played?
I've played many, none of them well though. My favorite was something I haven't played since junior high called "Volley Tennis", it was so fun.
Do you use sarcasm?
Yes, but I try to tone it down, though it's a go-to defense and a go-to ice breaker that I probably use way too often.
What's the first thing people notice about you?
Usually that I look much younger than I actually am? Because it seems to be a thing that always comes up a few minutes into a conversation? I think anyway. I honestly am not sure though.
What's your eye color?
Green, but maybe more like a sea glass green.
Scary movies or happy endings?
Happy endings all day! But oh please give me truly understandable angst and slow burn first.
Any talents?
I believe I'm a talented writer and baker, maybe I have some other ones, but I'm not sure anymore what they are as mostly those are the things I do most often.
Where were you born?
Chicago
What are your hobbies?
I have so many, maybe too many. Writing, reading, arts & crafts, building miniatures, going to SPN cons, collecting RWRB books in all languages available, singing, listening to music, road trips, watching baking shows.... probably a lot more.
Do you have any pets?
Right now, I have one dog. But it hurts to say that because I will always have more than that in my heart.
How tall are you?
1.67m
Favorite subject in school?
Art, because that was my reprieve from the otherwise hellish experience. Even if I wasn't good at it, it never mattered to my teacher.
Dream job?
I would like to be a published author who makes enough money not to do anything else but write. Or, I would like to work in the film industry as the person who organizes and keeps track of props and clothing. I've heard so many different titles for that role, so I won't be specific, lol. I just love organizing and doing that job would be awesome.
I'm tagging @radberryz @didsomeonesaybuffet @poisonfayri @sunnysideprince
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eriquin · 1 year ago
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Time Travel AU part 3
(part 1)(part 2)(master post)
Part 3
Mom was in the kitchen working on dinner when he came down. It smelled awesome and savory, like some kind stew. He stopped in to see what it was. She had a different apron on from the one she’d worn that morning, and she was stirring something in a pot. 
“No roast today,” she said. “I made a big batch of chili so you boys can eat in front of the TV downstairs. I even got Fritos to crumble on top, at Dad’s request.” She pointed at the bag on the counter.  
“That sounds amazing,” he said, grabbing the bag. “Should I bring these down?”
“As long as you know that if you finish them before the chili’s ready, there aren’t any more,” she said. 
“Is there anything else I can bring down?”
“Maybe some sodas from the fridge and a beer for your dad.” She stopped stirring the pot and turned to look at him. “Are you hungry? You’ve been up in your room all day. Did you eat lunch?”
“Kind of, and yes,” he said. “I got caught up in something but I made a sandwich while you were out.”
She looked around at the counters, which only had evidence of her own cooking. “Is the plate still up in your room?”
“No.” He furrowed his brow. “I ate down here. I washed the plate and put it away.”
Mom looked startled at this. “Really?” 
Steve chastised his former self for being so irresponsible and tried to figure out how to keep her from making a big deal about it. “Yes, really. No, I’m not sick. Yes, I really am your son. I just...” He sighed. “Look, I know that if I want you and Dad to be comfortable leaving me home alone, I’ve got to act more responsible around the house.”
She didn’t seem to buy it. “And you just woke up this morning and decided to do that?” 
He shrugged. “I mean. I have other reasons, but kind of. Yeah.” 
Mom crossed her arms. “Is there a girl involved?” 
He winced. This was the time when he started getting serious about Nancy, wasn’t it? That’s what led to his involvement in everything. In fact, if he backed off of flirting with Nancy now, he could probably coast through the rest of things. Barb wouldn’t die in his pool and Nancy wouldn’t go on her grief-fueled monster hunt.
The sound of footsteps on the stairs came up from the basement. “Steve, the game’s starting,” his dad called out. “We’ve got a bet, remember? You don’t want to miss it.” 
Mom sighed and tutted at him. “Well, when you make your mind up about this girl, tell me will you?” she said. “I’d love to meet the girl who made you decide to act like an adult.” She went back to stirring the chili. 
Steve loaded up his arms with drinks and leaned over to grab the Frito bag with his teeth. Mom rolled her eyes, but didn’t lecture him about it. She didn’t offer to help, either. He struggled a little with getting the basement door open. Dad had gone back down the stairs and was sitting on one of big leather armchairs. He laughed when he saw how full Steve’s arms were, but he also didn’t get up to help. 
It took Steve a minute to put all the drinks down without dropping them. He kept the bag of Fritos in his mouth the whole time, turning his head away when Dad tried to reach over and grab it. “Mmmph,” he said, before spitting it out at last. “No way. I carried it, I get first dibs.” He spread out on the loveseat, propping his feet up on the armrest. It was old, and he sank down into it. 
The finished basement had been one of his favorite parts of the house. In the future, he used it more for movies with Robin and occasionally Dustin. They always complained about it being too cold and the leather couches being uncomfortable, but Steve liked it. 
Mom called them to get dinner a half hour later, partway through the second inning. Dad raced Steve up the stairs like he’d done when he was a kid, with maybe some more forceful shoving now that they were about the same height. They filled their bowls and carried them more carefully down the stairs, wary of getting yelled at for spilling any. Mom came down with her own bowl a few minutes later, saying something about how she missed her boys and didn’t want to eat alone. She wasn’t a big baseball fan, but she sat and let Dad explain what had happened so far.
“So has Steve’s team won it yet?” she asked.
“They’re not my team,” Steve shot back. “I just know they’re going to win.” 
“No, they haven’t,” Dad said. “They are one run up, though. It’s anybody’s game.”
“It’s really not,” Steve said around a mouthful of chili. “S’gonna be a shutout.” 
“Uh-huh.” Dad looked unconvinced. He shoveled a huge spoonful of chili and Fritos into his mouth before saying, “Don’t talk with your mouth full, kiddo.”
Mom pretended to gag and covered her face while she looked away. “It’s like you regress when there are sports on,” she said. “Okay, I’m done. Enjoy your game. Remember, it’s a school night.”
“Awww, Mom,” Steve said. 
“Come on, honey,” Dad added. “He spent all day doing his homework just so he could watch the game with his dear old dad. I think he’ll be fine staying up late just this once.” 
Mom rolled her eyes and tutted at them both. “You know, you have work in the morning, too.” 
“Yeah, but I’m the boss,” Dad said. “I’m allowed to come in late. Heck, my team will thank me for it.” 
Dad relaxed more after Mom left. At the bottom of the fourth inning, he sent Steve upstairs for a couple more beers and handed one back to him when he brought them down. Steve raised his eyebrows and glanced at the stairs. Even given the shenanigans of whatever time travel nonsense was going on, this wasn’t his first beer. It wasn’t even the first one his dad had given him, but they liked to treat it like something contraband. It made the whole thing more fun.
After the Orioles scored what Steve knew was their last run in the fifth inning, he spent the rest of the game feeling nervous that it wasn’t going to happen the way he remembered. Dad let him have a second beer and kept yelling at the Phillies to get a damn hit already. Steve pumped his fist every time they struck out. He didn’t know what he’d been expecting, but this was proving to him that things would happen just the way they had before. It ended just as he’d predicted, with a shutout. Dad threw his hands up in the air
“Unbelievable,” Dad said as they started picking up all their cans and other trash.
“I know, right?” Steve had gone up to get a garbage bag for everything, while Dad stacked the plates up. 
Dad sighed. “I should’ve called my bookie.”
“You have a bookie?”
“Okay, I should’ve found a bookie.” Dad laughed. “How did you know? Seriously, did you have a vision or something? 
Steve grinned at him as he let him go first up the stairs. “No vision, no,” he lied. “It just kind of occurred to me this morning and I decided to roll with it. Like, a little voice in my head said ‘wouldn’t it be funny if...’ and then I said it out loud and I couldn’t back down.”
“Well, if that little voice speaks up again, you tell me,” Dad said. He put the dishes in the sink and took the garbage bag from Steve. “I’ll find a way to put real money on it and you’ll be set for college.” 
Something must’ve shown on his face at the mention of college. He had a hard time hiding things when he was a little buzzed. Dad stopped him from walking off and asked what was wrong. 
“It’s just... What if I end up not getting into college?” he asked. “Like, what if something happened and it didn’t work out?”
Dad spun the garbage bag to close it and tie it off. “What do you think’s going to happen?” he asked. “That little voice speaking up again already?” 
Steve rubbed his eyes. “No, nothing like that,” he said. “I just think about it, sometimes. I don’t even know what I’d study in college, you know? My grades aren’t great and I play basketball okay but so does everyone else I know. It’s not like I’m six foot three and beating the recruiters off with a bat.” He sighed heavily.
“Okay, this is a deeper conversation than I’m prepared to have after a six pack and a lost bet,” Dad said. He ruffled Steve’s hair. “Let’s talk about it in the morning, all right? Your mom was right. It’s a school night.”
Steve nodded and said good night, heading up the stairs as his dad took care of the garbage. He changed into familiar pajamas, and looked out the window at the pool. It wasn’t haunted yet, but it still bothered him. If this was all a weird dream, he was probably going to wake up back at the Henderson’s. If it wasn’t, then he’d have to go back to high school tomorrow. He didn’t know if he’d be able to change anything, but if there was a chance, he wanted to take it.
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danganronpasurvivoraskblog · 2 months ago
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Team Sky Anon: Chiaki what's your thoughts on the Minecraft movie trailer? I'm personally excited for it
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Alright, I knew people were going to ask me about this...Strap in boys and girls. I'm gonna try and make this brief, but fair warning, you might not like what I'm about to say.
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I'm going to explain something VERY CAREFULLY before I give my take on this movie.
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Because more often than not, I don't have heavy, or strong opinions on things, especially games. I enjoy games, regardless of how good or bad they are, and the same applies to movies or TV shows based on those games.
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But when I DO have an opinion on something, and people ask for me to explain it, I try to remain 100% completely honest when I give my takes, regardless of the risk of getting backlash, or starting arguments. I just straight up avoid these sorts of conflicts, like I should, but I'm never afraid to state what I believe.
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Because at the end of the day, it's my opinion, and if you disagree, that's totally fine, because it's just a game/movie. We're not talking about genuine politics here.
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This time is no different, so all I can request is that you hear me out, because it's of my understanding that the internet absolutely despises this trailer, and...it's not like I don't understand why. It's just another case of Warner Bros being stupid and problematic.
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But...when I watched the Minecraft movie trailer for the first time...I really, REALLY liked it...!
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And that's basically my take in a nutshell. I don't think this trailer comes anywhere CLOSE to how amazing the trailer for Sonic 3 was, but I still think it was a great teaser.
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I definitely have some concerns and questions, like why aren't the human's blocky, why do the greenscreen effects look so...off, and why does Jason Momoa look like he's trying to cosplay a Barbie Girl?
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But this is just a TEASER trailer. This won't give us any of the answers we're looking for. The OFFICIAL trailer will.
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But besides the point, let me just try my hardest to explain myself, and explain why it is I like this trailer.
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So, right off the bat, the first thing I love is the world. Minecraft itself. Everything in here looks so detailed, and the production design is fantastic.
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Another thing I like is also the cast. The main 5 actors that we see in the trailer are Jack Black as Steve, Jason Momoa as Garrett, Emma Myers as Natalie, Danielle Brooks as Dawn, and Sebastian Eugine Hanson as Henry.
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Sebastian is relatively new to the acting scene, and I know people have their concerns about the way this cast is presented in the teaser, but as a reminder, it's very rare for Jack Black and Jason Momoa to phone in a bad performance, Emma Myers is incredibly famous for A Good Girls Guide to Murder and Wednesday, in both of which she's awesome, and Danielle Brooks is an actual Oscar Nominee.
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All in all, I like this cast, and I think they're gonna give us a really fun show.
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And the last thing I love, as a gamer, is the Minecraft easter eggs in the teaser. Such as breaking down a block and having it turn small, crafting stuff on a crafting table...
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E-Even if that looks a little funky...
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And the creatures too. People keep dissing the sheep online, but I'm sorry to break it to you, if a Minecraft sheep was real, THAT'S what it WOULD look like. And the Creeper too! The Creeper gave me a huge smile!
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But again, the hate for this trailer is astounding, and again, I understand it. But also, at the same time, I think it's a little overblown. All of this discourse and for what? Because people don't want a live action movie cast in an uncanny valley world made of cubes? Because the mobs look "ugly?"
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I understand that I probably just look pretty simple minded right now, and for the record, I would prefer an animated Minecraft movie, but let me make it clear that I don't hate this.
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And I am more than open to talking about this movie, and people's opinions on it, but my biggest question is...what exactly was everyone expecting? I know people are mad, but we got basically exactly what we were promised from this trailer, and this is exactly what it would be like if humans entered the Minecraft world.
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My Experience with Lego Friends
So way back in 2011, when I was but a wee 8ish year old, my mother and I were walking through the Walmart toy aisle. We moved through the girls section and saw this:
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And my mom screamed. No Joke. An employee came over to ask what was wrong and she yelled. "There's Lego's for girls!!!"
That was my first introduction to the franchise/Lego theme. Now I was just as excited as her. Before Friends, I only had one Lego set that Mom had to search extensively for because there weren't really any proper sets for little girls.
So she bought me Lego Friends.
And more Friends.
As a budding Lego lover, I built them. I watched the corresponding TV shows on Netflix. I talked about them with my friends. I received a bunch of sets on my Birthday and Christmas.
A few years later, Lego started to release Disney Princess sets and Lego Elves. While I never got into Elves while they were released (something I regret now that I'm older), I watched the mini movie and series that were released on Netflix.
And then in 2018, Lego rebranded Friends for the first time.
Originally in 2012, Lego Friends advertised a young group of highschool girls and their subsequent adventures in their hometown of HeartLake City. This is what the lineup looked like:
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(From Left to right: Emma, Stephanie, Olivia, Andrea, & Mia
Four white girls and one African American, and an extremely light skinned one.
And the "new" line-up in 2018:
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(From Left to Right: Andrea, Mia, Emma, Stephanie, & Olivia)
One Asian, one one Hispanic, one African American (dark-skinned not light), and two whites.
Now my 12 year old brain was mad about the changes, especially since American Girl (another toy brand I loved) had rebranded one of there lines and honestly, butchered the best parts about the line.
But after someone told me it was wonderful that they were being more inclusive, and after I looked at some of the sets, I came around.
So I continued to collect the sets. I watched the corresponding show on Netflix.
Then January 2023 rolls up, I innocently stroll down the toy aisle at target and see
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"What the hell is this? What's wrong with the logo?" (<- Actual thought from my brain)
After a quick scope around the Friends section, I figure out it's another rebrand. Now, I'm on the fence, holding out judgement.
A few months pass, I see a few new Lego models. A boy in a wheelchair, a girl with half an arm, a girl with Vitiligo. I'm starting to feel hopeful about the rebrand.
However, the core 5 girl squad don't seem to appear as much. So finally, I turn to google like a normal person. And find out that they got rid of the core 5 girl squad and that there's a "New Generation of Friends".
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Yeah, that ticked me off. The girl squad was my favorite part of the Friends brand.
So after finding this out, I go on a mini-boycott, because apparently, I am still a petulant child when it comes to Legos.
And then around September, I tread into the Lego section of a store for the first time in a while.
And spot a set that has the cutest animal in it. The familiar longing itch to buy a new set returns. My mom approaches me, and we start talking about the rebranded sets. She points out a couple sets with cool architecture.
And I let myself enjoy window shopping for Legos again.
Fast forward to Christmas, I get a set titled HeartLake City Community Center. I haven't built it yet, but I'm looking at the box \/,
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Wait a minute, who's that in the corner? Is that who I think it is?
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IT IS!!!!!! IT'S STEPHANIE!!!!! AND SHE'S THE MAYOR. HAJKSHJKDHKJLSAS
So I make a red string/conspiracy board theory, that this 2nd rebrand of Legos is *literally* the next generation of Friends. Like, the core 5 grew up and these are all the new kids that live in the city.
I bring this up to my parents, and Mom's thinks it's an awesome theory since it's been a decade. The girls should be allowed to grow up and have adult lives.
I don't think much more about it until I'm browsing the Lego store this afternoon for Lego Monkie Kid Sets, and come across a new set titled Andrea's Modern Mansion. Of course I click on it.
(All following pictures are screenshots from the Lego website)
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Front ^ and back \/
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Wait, what's that in the middle?
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Are those pictures?
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THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephanie and Mia graduating! Family portrait! Andrea with her baby! Olivia and Emma!
That's it. The rebrand has won me over. I love seeing all this later in life core 5.
Stephanie's the Mayor, like her idol from the original show. Andrea's a singer, has won some awards, is married, and has a child.
I can't wait to see what they do with the other girls.
Also, look at the reunion!
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They're doing karaoke! I can't take it.
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