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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
#This thought came to me out of nowhere I sat bold upright in bed#And realised I'm maybe stupid?#Text post#Jorts
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it should be illegal to put ads in apps or sites for solitaire or picross or sudoku tbh. playing classic puzzle games uninterrupted needs to be a HUMAN RIGHT
#this is me being silly but#man i hate hate hate when the solitaire app that CAME WITH MY GOD DAMN LAPTOP tries to feed me ads#at least with the sites i got adblocker. but man#jort post
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i hate when europeans make fun of americans for being hopelessly dependent on the burger. because its true. i AM hopelessly dependent on the burger. i love burger. burger is like a beautiful butch lesbian to me
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dogfight
#mixed media#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#wolves#wolf#my hot jorts#my art#poetry#sadcore#hey google play famous prophets (stars) by carseat head rest#emo dog
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So I've had this joke in my head for a couple months (at least), but hadn't found the right spot to make it. Today it is complete.
A hole in my jeans?
Hmm? What's this?
A Patchypus?
REPAIRRY THE PATCHYPUS!!!?!!!
#queueer#visible mending#mending#visiblemending#patches#sewing#my art#phineas and ferb#perry the platypus#repairry the patchypus#I feel like I could have made this look a lot more like perry#but I like my style to be more of an homage#I've done a lot of mends on these jorts recently and I'll show them all off soon#but there's more I want to get done on them before I do#this is a sneak peak of sorts I suppose 😅#I gotta hurry up and finish my mending on them so soon; it's nearly shorts season!#if anyone actually reads my tags I love you and will you please propose to me in my ask box? 💛
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Some unfinished doodles of the Girls
#trigun#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#digital art#fanart#shart from the heart#ignore Meryl’s jorts she would never#I also need you guys to know I have. so many sketch pages of trough stuff#but I’m trying to post stuff that’s at least MILDLY completed#at least 60%
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worst sword ever crafted?
Definitely the 15th Century European Broadjord:
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my crazy uglyass horrid fucking boyfriend
meow mrow meow mrrr
#14 days with you#14dwy#14dwy ren#14dwy fanart#that one scene in the kitchen where you compliment him once (1 time) and he creams his fucking jorts#eat yo damn food bitch fuck you lookin crazy for#beats him with hammers beats him with hammers beats him with hammers beats him with hammers beats him with hammers beats him with ha#rkgk#fanart#yandere male
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we fuck nasty but Harding my love cmon you do not need to tell peepaw we fuck nasty……
#she suck me good and hard(ing) thru my jorts#lace Harding#emmrich volkarin#dragon age 4#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age 4 spoilers#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#dragon age veilguard spoilers#da4#da4 spoilers#datv#datv spoilers#dav#dav spoilers#HARDING WHAT ARE WE DOING#ship: farding#Harding: you mean aside from the time I killed him? yeah everything’s better!!
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Unsolved Mysteries.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Spoilers: It was Wei Wuxian the whole time!#Once again this one was on the chopping block but I saved it for just a better comic flow.#Admittedly I do have a critique of the pacing here. Namely that we really should have ended the flashback when WWX fell.#And then gone back to present time for a bit - or even go to a different flashback.#The sense of time passing isn't as strong as it *could* be.#We get *told* three months pass and that they've been looking for WWX. But to the audience it's been...15 min.#Less than seven minutes if you count the flute playing.#This guy when through a whole aesthetic and persona shift in less time than it takes to walk through a corn field.#Guy who listened to less than half an emo album and dyed all his clothes black. And jorted all his jeans.#Timeskips can be sudden and work out just fine! I personally feel like this one would be stronger with better pacing.#Feel free to disagree with me!#In case anyone is wondering why JC and LWJ are still holding hands: 1) Haunted house episode.#2) I needed to practice drawing hand holding at some point. Might as well get the rough and sloppy ones out with these two.
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Staff party
#digital art#character art#artwork#my artwork#art#drawing#procreate#fanart#tetocu#captain underpants#mr krupp#mr ree tetocu#tetocu mr ree#melvinborg tetocu#tetocu Mr Krupp#Edith captain underpants#Mrs ribble captain underpants#the epic tales of captain underpants#mr ree captain underpants#captain underpants the first epic movie#melvinborg sneedly#melvinborg fanart#Mrs anthrobe tetocu#Mr Krupp fanart#captain underpants fanart#tetocu fanart#professor poopypants#judge jorts#KaraK#KaraKT
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a "how to make jorts" horror film reference? in my stellar firma podcast???? it's more likely than you think apparently
#this is for like. the three people on tumblr who listen to stella firma ajskjdfg#bdg#brian david gilbert#jorts#stellar firma
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Lmao.
#Tankies touch this and die challenge#fuck hillary clinton#fuck democrats#russian war crimes#israeli war crimes#gaza genocide#ukrainian genocide#islamphobia#racism#free palestine#jorts the cat#us politics#knee of huss#ceasefire now#war in gaza
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instead of “good girl” i think schlatt would say “atta’ girl” during sex, and that is so much hotter for some reason …
“atta’ girl” as he grabs your hair and pushes your head down further on his cock [explodes]
#IN HIS ACCENT TOO???#i fucking love him#literally creaming my jorts just thinking ab it#cleanup on aisle MY PANTS!!!#schlatt#jschlatt#jschlatt x reader#schlatt x reader#schlatt x reader smut#jschlatt x reader smut
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a brief catch up between a hawk and a sparrow
#my art#my poetry#poetry#art#yearning#sad poetry#idk how to tag things sorry#my hot jorts#traditional art
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