#NO I AM NOT JOKING

[edens-trinkets]

i need an entire series dedicated to every detail of gru’s life. from birth to death. show me his best and worst heists with the minions. show me his rivalry with maxime. show me his relationship growing with dr. nefario. show me his reaction to when lucy told him he was going to be a father. i need it all.

[thewallshaveeyes]

Cult of the lamb is one of the best games ever because nowhere else will the game ORGANICALLY evolve to where the former god of death has formed a a group of drinking buddies who all get uproariously drunk evedy time you return from a cruisade

[minhosimthings]

Bad boy Sunghoon × police captain's daughter reader is in the works everyone 🤭🤭

[chaosnojutsu]

the onion. the onion listen to me. i am friend from red state and i have terrible news for you

[madmutts]

Idk if your standards are horrifically low or super unrealistic and at this point I’m too scared to ask /aff /hj

given that my other fictional crushes are people like Silco and Discord....

[seijorhi]

Miss Rhi, since you’re in Japan right now have you seen the Haikyuu movie yet?? 👀

i am seeing it on sunday!

[beuatifulbuttercup]

SBG season 1 finale spoiler

I swear if Tyler isn't in a coma or turned into a phantom thingy and is instead dead-dead I will burn down all trees

[beechersnope]

going to student orientation soon 😭 there better be people my age there or i'm going to freak out

[mamaspidershit]

i love inventing a the church of matthew patrick

[txmxkis]

living off of a small bag of cucumbers a bag of cookies and a single chicken nugget rn

[vancruejovi]

Underrated Rockstars: Ricky Shayne ☀️

[blossyossyossy]

Aphblr or whatever the hell the Aphmau side of Tumblr is called, can y'all tell me what the hell Aaron's race is cause I have never been able to tell after all these years :D

[minhosimthings]

My roman empire is seeing Tamil women in cotton sarees walking in Ooty and complaining about the north indian tourists wearing winter coats.

They said and I quote "If these people feel so cold here they should stay in their hellhole upstairs."

[gongedtornado]

this thing looks like a sea creature……

[takeariskao3]

Already Gone

i know i have absolutely nothing to ask you when you just released a chapter on tuesday and feel free to just ignore me, i'm really excited...but do you know when we'll get a preview of the next chapter?

a real live look at my google doc:

[carbonateddelusion]

I'm legally forbidden from looking at Fionna and Cake shit because not only would it be spoilers but also Simon reminds me of Edgar so strongly that it tips me into hypomania.