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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, Season 2, Episode 17, "Dead Uncles and Vegetables", Part 2
Read part 1 and all other episodes in my pinned post. Luke is giving Lorelai the run down on the Life and Death of Uncle Louie, which is terribly un important. Think it's funny that he doesn't tell Lorelai about the existence of his family members until there's a crisis like his uncle croaking. Lorelai didn't know he had a sister or nephew until Jess was practically on his doorstep. Frankly, the life story of Liz Danes is infinitely more fascinating than Dead Louie's. I have to make a small correction: in the previous post, I stated that Teach Me Tonight was the next episode, but there's actually another wonderful, glorious, absolutely pointless filler episode next. That one where Richard helps Rory with a project for the Chilton business fair and Madelyn invents the Amazon Alexa a full 12 years before Amazon does but Rory sidelines her invention because no one at Chilton knows how to build a robot.
I can't think of a more gruesome place to spend the afterlife. If I happened to die in The Hollow, I would come back and haunt you. I'm gonna haunt you so hard, Lorelai Gilmore. You, Dean. Boom, haunted.
A little healthy competition for Taylor Doose. Just a warmup before Walmart eventually moves in and flattens both markets.
Love Miss Patty. Back at the Inn, Michel notices the 9 rooms that Lorelai reserved for Luke but there is no credit card on file to pay for said rooms. What's that sound? Could it be the sound of Lorelai Gilmore’s gross financial irresponsibility? Could it be that Lorelai just gifted Luke 9 free hotel rooms with no way to make that money back for the Inn?
Ha!
To bring everyone up to speed on the low stakes drama currently under way: Sookie is planning her wedding, and after a fateful soup tasting, Emily has wormed her way in to the wedding planning. Lorelai is predictably miffed. I fear that a day without a Miffed Lorelai would throw the Earth off it's axis.
For at least the second time in so many weeks, Lorelai has just up and left work in the middle of the day to help Luke do something and no one tries to stop her, on top of that she is leaving her real job to go work another job filling in for Luke.
Lorelai Gilmore is an HR rep’s nightmare. Meanwhile at the diner: the war for small town economic dominance rages on between Taylor and the gentle farmer's market hippie, while Lorelai works behind the counter and Rory....
WHHHAAAAA???! First Rory paid for her food, now she's working.... a job??!
Gross. Kirk just ordered lunch, Lorelai is about to bring Luke a turkey burger, and another customer asked Lorelai if they were still serving breakfast, so are we to assume it’s like, around 11am? And Rory is not in school. My word! She pulled a Jess and skipped school to work! It's even funnier when you think about how Luke is basically nobody to Rory at this point but some dick her mom is quietly chasing and her mother pulls her out of school to wait tables at his restaurant. (before anyone says "maybe it's a weekend", Rory was in her Chilton uniform just moments ago). Taylor, observing Miss Patty across the street at the farmer's market: "Since when does Patty eat so much fruit?" This is the woman who told 15 year old Rory that plums were better than sex.
Taylor is quaking in his cardigan, he knows deep down that at any moment his power and stranglehold over Stars Hollow could be usurped in a blink. Hippie: My market is so busy I don't have time to take a break and eat a meal. Taylor: A well groomed businessman with a good staff can afford to take a break now and again. Kirk:
The exquisitely timed, deadpan delivery of this line delighted me #TomatosSign #KirkMayBeATouchNeurodivergent
In other Low Stakes Drama, Lorelai has gone upstairs to bring Luke his lunch. He informs Lorelai that none of his relatives are coming to Dead Louie’s funeral, and they both pretend to be sad about it. Jess is nowhere to be found, so I guess unlike Rory, he’s at school, not jerking off for once.
Luke laments the lame excuses that his no good relatives gave for skipping Dead Louie’s funeral, like “I can’t miss work.”
If only they had the generous “Leave work in the middle of a shift to go help the diner guy” PTO package that the Independence Inn provides to Lorelai.
Luke begins the ol’ “name and shame the family members who have stood me up” and to no one’s fucking surprise Liz is among the funeral skippers who isn’t answering his calls (and at the same time isn’t seizing this opportunity to visit her own son and brother).
Oh Liz Danes you are SO getting haunted.
Now this just throws more Confusion Dressing onto the Dead Uncles and Vegetables Salad. On top of the "Rory gets pulled out school to chase her mom's Dick Goals", Jess also isn’t at school, and Luke says he’s…playing basketball. Ha ha ha. From the fantastical imagination of one Miss AmyShermanPalladino, who bought us “Dean likes/knows how to read”, comes its thrilling sequel, “Jess plays sports!"
Okay. Okay. Nothing is as creative or fantastically fictional as “Dean being literate”. And that being said, I could see Jess shooting hoops, I guess? Like maybe he spent time at the parks and playgrounds of New York City to blow off a little steam. Maybe it’s not a terribly ridiculous notion.
Anyhow, much like “I was playing football with my friends” ala the big fat lie in Swan Song, Rory just accepts this statement without question and then calls him a "little punk". Why? The hell did he do? First ya'll are mad he's causing "mischief" and now he's found a wholesome activity to keep him occupied and off the mean streets of Stars Hollow and you're still mad.
That brown shirt looked fucking stellar on him and he had to go and ruin it with a poofy lifejacket. 2000's fashion, man. I love how there is clearly nothing for Jess to do plotwise so they made up this z-plot where Rory keeps getting mad at him for taking time off from work, as if it matters to her, and as if he doesn’t have the most solid work ethic in Stars Hollow and shouldn’t be allowed take a break and play his little basketball game if he wants.
The low stakes drama continues: Jackson shows up at the diner and is not pleased about the intrusion on his wedding…by his fiancée’s coworker’s mother, of all people. I’m sure he had a lot of questions for Sookie about that.
Poor Jess. I'm sure he tried so hard to hold onto that fleeting moment of bliss today, a brief time when he was free, playing basketball, by himself most likely, skipping school, no one bothering him, then Rory shows up and drags him back to work/home for some reason and then Luke forces him to go to a town meeting, He never even got any time to jerk off. I don't understand why Luke goes to these things. Clearly any time there is a meeting he is there not of his own free will, so what are the terrifying consequences for staying home?
Here sits a defeated man. Taylor: You're late Lorelai, I banged this meeting in a half hour ago. Lorelai: Ooh, dirty. Miss Patty's reaction:
Dirty old bat. I love her.
Das a good question.
Tell me again why he should care about The Town? Why should anyone care about The Town? Fuck Stars Hollow.
The many faces of Milo. What a cutiemuffin gumdrop. Ah the famous scene where many claim to see Milo mouthing "I love you" at Alexis across the seats, to me it just looks like he's chewing his lip. The way he is looking at her is incredibly precious and adoring nonetheless. Lord, I think I just popped an ovary. Ow. Camp I Love You, Camp Lip Chewer, I respect you both, now let's just meet in the middle where we can all agree Dean Forrester sucks. To be continued.
#denise rewatches gilmore girls#gilmore girls#literati#rory gilmore#jess mariano#milo ventimiglia#luke danes#NO DEAN IN THIS EPISODE#puffy vest#truancy#the one where rory has a job#lorelai gilmore#miss patty#Dead Louie#Liz Danes is getting haunted#gilmore girls season 2#dead uncles and vegetables#I worked overtime pumping out the nonstop jokes on this one so it will probably get 2 notes#such is Tumblr#what a silly episode
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thinking about how the only time bobby and cas interact in season four is when he knocks him out cold to talk to dean alone. and the next time bobby sees him, cas is powerless and just comes to steal dean's necklace in a weird interaction that had to be filmed close-up because dean and cas are just inches from each other's face. the next time is an offscreen interaction where he just gets dean's address from bobby and probably left immediately after. combine this with the fact that bobby knew dean had a male siren the season before (and tried to be supportive) and let cas be in the family photo a few episodes later, there is a nonzero chance bobby singer was the first destiel shipper.
#when bobby comforts dean about the loss of cas in s7??? oh that old man knew something#just got to the 5x02 episode of babpod and am fighting off the urge to do a s5 rewatch we'll see how long I last#destiel#i need a text post tag
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Rewatching lazarus rising as one does,,, and holy shit the fact that this was misha collins portraying castiel for the very first time, that he was on as a GUEST STAR for a show that had been running for yearss, and he came in with his big blue eyes and gave THAT performance!!! Like no fucking wonder we bullied them into making him a series regular. Every fucking time I watch this episode I am so thrown by even the smallest tilts of his head,,, truly suchh a talented actor
#misha collins literally changed the trajectory of the entire show#he deserves all the awards for this episode alone#just the way cas looks at dean#also misha collins name rolling for the very first time on supernatural while dean gulps down water#misha collins#castiel#insane show for insane people#dean winchester#destiel#supernatural#spn#lazarus rising#spn 4x1
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make sure to leave suppressed bisexuality and self-worth issues out for castiel tonight
#spn#supernatural#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#lazarus rising#s4ep1 you changed me#lmao remember that time i wrote a poem about this episode and then wrote and published a bestselling poetry collection bc of it#everyone say ‘thank u dean and cas for helping berk and others process their grief through you two’#lazarus rises (amongst other things) says ‘thank u dean winchester’
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rewatching supernatural, finally on season 4
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to be self-aware is a form of self harm
(click 4 better quality)
#based on S6E6#episode almost made me drop spn#dean winchester#sam winchester#spn#supernatural#spn fanart#my art#winchester bros#i kinda hate how this turned out...#quality's a lil butchered bc i had to compress it to upload onto tumblr#cw eyestrain#cw bright colors#??? i think so...
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It's Supernatural FOR YOU.
It's Brokebacknatural for me.
#nothing about this was accidental#especially that dean wore the 9x21 coat ONLY ONCE#in that particular episode#destiel#supernatural#spn#spn 9x21#spn 12x23#spn 13x1
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noo babe lazarus rising stays ON during sex
#relapsed#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#sam winchester#can never get enough of that episode it is THE best episode in the entire show btw
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I fell asleep last night thinking of a concept episode.
Basically it’s just an episode with Jack holding a camera and filming everyone’s daily routines, like a home video. He just follows them around and they’re just so confused what he’s doing and ignores it. He introduces them and is like “here are my dads :3 and here’s me!!!” and he turns the camera back to himself, smiling and then he turns the camera back around and they’re just all smiling at him. And then the episode continues with like minor conflicts like just fighting n stuff. But like the way families interact with each other.
This part is semi lame but like he would definitely capture like a weird destiel moment. Like they accidentally bumped into each other the way they do on romcoms or just a moment of them sitting awkwardly close in silence and Jack records from around a corner and he just giggles and they both just stare at him, and then the camera cuts.
Jack would also record their daily routines and narrate. “Cas is always the one up first because he doesn’t need to sleep. Sam wakes up early to do is runs.” He just holds the camera with Sam walking up the stairs and he pauses. “Jack, what are you doing?” He somewhat laughs but also is confused. “I’m making a video of our lives!”
GOD I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM
I smiled so big writing this. They are everything to me.
#supernatural#spn#headcanon#stop it theyre so silly#castiel#dean winchester#sam winchester#jack kline#nehehehe#concept episode#tfw 2.0
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dog dean afternoon but cas is in it and dean can’t stop following him around. gets all mopey and whiny when cas is gone. whimpers when cas doesn’t give him attention. follows him into the bathroom and cries when cas shuts him out.
#i’m on this episode in my rewatch lmao#my puppyboy dean thoughts are taking over WHO SAID THAT#destiel#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#castiel#spn rewatch#strawbsposts
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DESTIEL IN EVERY EPISODE → 5x04 the end
dean immediately clocking 2014!dean's jealousy like "what could this mean???"
#this is another episode where there were sooooo many scenes i could have chosen from!#but like...this scene is dean perceiving destiel for the first time from an outsiders pov!! and BOY is there something to see there or what#also yes i know they changed it to say like instead of love but also i dont care<3#destieleveryepisode#spn 5x04#destieledit#spnedit#cowboycoven#spn#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#altarofrowena
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he said "can't argue with that one"
#this episode is FUN#flashbacks to handyman sam. dean/benny and sam/amelia parallels. benny/andrea and sam/dean parallels. sam jacking a car to go#chase after dean bc he didn't give him a heads up abt his little impromptu kill-your-master mission w/ benny#each of them slow-roasting in irritation abt the other lol#spn#liveblog tag#8.05
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Stackednatural- 258/327
Point of No Return (5x18) April 15th, 2010
#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#cas#castiel#spnedit#supernaturaledit#stackednatural23#*#insane episode
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#not the domestic spat#not natural#spn memes#spn#supernatural#spn text post#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#spn 12x10#lily sunder has some regrets#THEE episode of all time
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so recently i turned 23 and i decided to watch supernatural. all of it. i'm currently on season 9 and i'd like to make the public announcement that i officially declare myself a destiel girly too like how could i not
#first watchthrough#i just love them#i havent watched the episode the image is from yet#but they look so silly i had to put it#dean winchester#supernatural#spn#castiel#misha collins#jensen ackles#spnfandom#destiel#deancas#cas
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everyone knows the Pizza Man Montage but we don't talk enough about the Mii channel theme compilation of Concerned Boyfriend Dean in The Future. Berens-Glynn said He Was in Love Here
#foolintherain.mp3#is on the traXX bc Dean was getting unsubtle you can't change my mind. and on my episode-by-episode playlist it's the song for this ep :)#(and I know the writers don't evidently drive these edits but hey if people give no credit to the icons I may as well overcompensate)#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#spn meta#parallels#12.19#mine
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