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coquettemouse · 2 days ago
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Malthus is the one who made me write about catholic Jason tbh
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fatnutswizard · 4 days ago
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I do think octopuses should be allowed to vote
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yeyayeya · 17 days ago
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I don’t wanna play this game anymore
IntSys is after me
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pipsavedmylife · 23 days ago
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Chivalry is not dead bro, eat ass. EAT ASS !!!
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darthfoil · 27 days ago
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No, but...
I hear promotion of the "Yes, and" all the time from improve people but in planning situations I think the "no, but" has possibility and should be used a lot more.
Example:
My friend : "Do you want to get lunch tomorrow?"
Me : "No, but what about next Saturday instead?"
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cheeseknives · 28 days ago
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Instagram keeps showing me reels of someone with a handle named something like jamesmaythristtraps and like, they are truly doing gods work but I can't like or comment on these masterpieces because I know what kind of snitch of an app it is 😔
#well atleast now I have figured out how to keep myself warm in upcoming winter months#no but#how do people handle their relatives following them online#????????#pretty recently friend of a friend was like “oh what's your insta =)??”#and its like#I have four posts and one of those is mf rick astley should I be explaining myself ??#banging my head against the table like why couldn't I just get my fangirling on for bts or something#or maybe more like out of all the 80s acts why did I fall hard for the one who is memed to death#I mean okay rickrolling can be funny#and he looked goofy there#top tier Tintin cosplay#even with my attraction to James its like#I feel like I should be explaining myself because he's old#and most likely not what when people think about male celebrities people drool over ...#maybe shamed myself into thinking “I shouldn't be attracted to this” “this is abnormal so it must be wrong”#I mean tons of girlies like men like him#but then I see guys my age say things like “I should go to the gym so women would pay attention to me”#or putting weird flexing photos on their dating profiles (not even just flexing with their muscles but like cars or watches... or fish...)#like I don't care about your boring ass new volkswagen ????#and in that case it wasn't even just one photo... I don't care for new cars they all look the same :-/#it just makes me go ? am I supposed to be attracted to this ?#is this the norm??#why can't I be normal aaaa#so in conclusion#I'm deeply ashamed of my interests and attractions lol#hopefully I will someday grow out of this#all the peer support is welcomed on this post lmao
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handfulofmuses · 1 month ago
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Haha loser
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betterthanmemelous · 1 month ago
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*the most unhealthy ship I’ve ever seen in my life*
Me: yeah I want that.
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paradiserotting · 2 months ago
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Every time I like send someone and ask I get really scared cuz I start to think that they can see me I don't know why like it's not like a paranoia thing or anything but it's just like they can see me while I'm saying this and that's so awkward imagine if someone was a hacker and they were actually watching me right now I'm waving out my screen waving waving waving I'm actually I love speech to text George messed up I introducing this cuz I'm never typing again why does it do that why does it not do proper grammar why is it saying slang that's slang I understand okay I understand sometimes using slang when you like actually say I don't know like ASAP that's okay that's understandable but I'm saying cuz as in not that I'm not saying that why would I say that there's nothing wrong with saying it though and I do use it sometimes but you just think that because this isn't what you know let me stop being a f****** nerd shut the f****** I know who the what the f*** is this b**** talking about I'm pushing my f****** hypothetical glasses of my f****** nose I didn't say of I said up yeah cuz I'm a f****** nerd what am I talking I just cursed like 50 times in that one part okay this is again to be too long well I appreciate you poop poop I said poop no no God I'm giggling I'm not 5 years old I said p o o k do I not say it right poop no not like obviously I'm not saying poop poop well now I am this is making me giggle okay I'm done
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saamaton · 2 months ago
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i have a miserable headache. good thing i'm going to a huge uni event in 3 hours and standing for hours and drinking approximately 10 portions of alcohol and going to sleep who knows when. i'm sure that will be helpful!
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9w1ft · 2 months ago
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I don’t agree with most people’s opinions about Travis. I think he’s in it, they trolling everyone together. Maybe he is just an insufferable dick, but I think he is quite hilarious actually.
vivaaaaaaaa lauwsssssssssssss vegaaaasssssasss
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t3a-gh0st · 2 months ago
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Space oddity is extremely Wilbur Cross entering the black and white for the first time coded.
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mayisgoingnuts · 2 months ago
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Oh yea I’ve been wondering what would Teivel want out of micha? (Like he’s already addicted pyromaniac and a people and sometimes animal killer)
what else is added on to his addiction plate? :3
Bright side: no killing or hurting people or animals! Yay!!
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Bad side: Bullying and humiliation :D
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fazcinatingblog · 2 months ago
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Trent wtf don't be rude
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songganna · 2 months ago
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inkyself · 2 months ago
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Oh fuck. Ooooh fuck. I might have just read something. Something that explains why David thought the assassin was river. Ooooooh fuck. Oooh shit.
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