#NO BUT

[gothsoyl]

in the room full of girls who want to be taken care of (which I obv respect no judgment) I'm a girl who wants to take care of someone. idk why but I feel such a need to cook for someone, to cuddle them and kiss them in the forehead, tell them how good they did, give me them a massage... JUST GIVE ME THAT I need to worship someone rn or I'm gonna die and haunt all of you as an annoying ghost (・_・ヾ

[kanzakurawrites]

Ben's title should be Emperor instead of King

[heartsoftruth]

Posting so we never forget this weekend 📸 | MercedesAMGF1

[churmandurr]

noel fielding lookalike

[scentedluminarysoul]

I love this pamphlet they gave us with our new smoke detectors

It's normal stuff, get out if you can, (run downstairs gayly), call the fire brigade, etc.

And it ends with

Be German and watch to see if they're doing it right

The hands on the hips are killing me. He looks so annoyed, so German

[handfulofmuses]

Xever: heh, i like pushing his buttons.

[coquettemouse]

Malthus is the one who made me write about catholic Jason tbh

[fatnutswizard]

I do think octopuses should be allowed to vote

[yeyayeya]

I don’t wanna play this game anymore

IntSys is after me

[pipsavedmylife]

Chivalry is not dead bro, eat ass. EAT ASS !!!

[darthfoil]

No, but...

I hear promotion of the "Yes, and" all the time from improve people but in planning situations I think the "no, but" has possibility and should be used a lot more.

Example:

My friend : "Do you want to get lunch tomorrow?"

Me : "No, but what about next Saturday instead?"

[cheeseknives]

Instagram keeps showing me reels of someone with a handle named something like jamesmaythristtraps and like, they are truly doing gods work but I can't like or comment on these masterpieces because I know what kind of snitch of an app it is 😔

[betterthanmemelous]

*the most unhealthy ship I’ve ever seen in my life*

Me: yeah I want that.

[paradiserotting]

Every time I like send someone and ask I get really scared cuz I start to think that they can see me I don't know why like it's not like a paranoia thing or anything but it's just like they can see me while I'm saying this and that's so awkward imagine if someone was a hacker and they were actually watching me right now I'm waving out my screen waving waving waving I'm actually I love speech to text George messed up I introducing this cuz I'm never typing again why does it do that why does it not do proper grammar why is it saying slang that's slang I understand okay I understand sometimes using slang when you like actually say I don't know like ASAP that's okay that's understandable but I'm saying cuz as in not that I'm not saying that why would I say that there's nothing wrong with saying it though and I do use it sometimes but you just think that because this isn't what you know let me stop being a f****** nerd shut the f****** I know who the what the f*** is this b**** talking about I'm pushing my f****** hypothetical glasses of my f****** nose I didn't say of I said up yeah cuz I'm a f****** nerd what am I talking I just cursed like 50 times in that one part okay this is again to be too long well I appreciate you poop poop I said poop no no God I'm giggling I'm not 5 years old I said p o o k do I not say it right poop no not like obviously I'm not saying poop poop well now I am this is making me giggle okay I'm done

[saamaton]

i have a miserable headache. good thing i'm going to a huge uni event in 3 hours and standing for hours and drinking approximately 10 portions of alcohol and going to sleep who knows when. i'm sure that will be helpful!

[handfulofmuses]

Haha loser