#NEWSFLASH: S14

[michaelmilligan]

Hi there.

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Please and thank you!

Hellooooo! Ask and ye shall receive WIP snippets. :3

This is from a short fic I'm writing for Midam Appreciation Week:

OH, Michael eventually said, and then: ARE YOU SURE? Adam was still trembling, and had to grip the edge of the table for balance. “If you want to break up with me, just say so,” he bellowed, hurt and exhaustion taking hold in his mind and body as the tension left him and only a bone-deep tiredness remained. Yeah, so maybe he hadn't slept in two days, and had lost a bunch of blood earlier. And maybe he hadn't eaten properly, too excited to hold anything down anyway. BREAK UP? ADAM, WE- Michael's grace sparkled in confusion and – something else. WE'RE TOGETHER?

(aka newsflash, asshole, you've been together this entire time!)

This is from a canon-divergent S14 fic I hope to finish one day:

Before anyone in the room could so much as move to investigate, the door burst open, a body flying a few feet through the air before it hit the floor, then slid further. Michael stepped to the side, out of the way of the body while managing to look both disgruntled and detached, as if his only fear was getting blood on his shoes. There were more bodies at the edge of the door, and the man who stepped over them and into the room was obviously far less bothered by getting his shoes dirty. There was already blood on his green jacket, and on the angel blade in his hands. Sam blinked at him, his brain screeching to a halt. “Adam?” he asked breathlessly. Blue eyes came to rest on him, and Sam wasn't sure how eyes could seem sarcastic, but they managed. “Really? I'm hurt, Sam. I thought you of all people would recognize me.”

(Also Midam, of course. Because what else do I ever write.)

Aaaaaand an AU loosely inspired by Jane Austen's writing (not any particular book of hers, but simply her style, which I don't think I can emulate, though I try):

Adam was eighteen years of age this season, and might possibly start thinking about marriage soon. His features had developed and, indeed, settled some since Lord Michael had first met him – he had retained his somewhat unremarkable good looks. He was cute rather than handsome or beautiful, and so naturally stood in the shadow of his eldest brother, who however did not seem inclined towards marriage. As long as he was on the market, Lord Michael supposed, Adam would always be the after-thought. (This was an uncharacteristically astute observation for Lord Michael, who otherwise gave little thought to anyone's value on the marriage market. Let it not be said that Lord Michael was entirely without insight.) It was somewhat sad in Lord Michael's opinion that Adam would not be valued for his qualities of mind and character due to his social standing and comparison to his brother. Certainly, he thought, the boy's – or by now, man's – character was without reproach. His oddities only served to make him charming. Lord Michael did not see the irony of himself chasing Sir Dean and only getting to know Adam as an addendum in the process. Meanwhile Adam was very much aware of this fact, but tried steadfastly to ignore that whom he was starting to consider one of his best friends had only started talking to him because of his brother.

(You know. Midam. And something I hope to finish. Eventually. It's only at 21k, how hard can it be, hahahah. Haha. Haaaaah.)

Tl;dr: My brain refuses to concentrate on any one story at a time, so I'm writing about fifty of them in parallel. 👍

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has someone already done this

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rob during macden alone scenes:

me: sir please refrain

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sunny dudebros watching s14:

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mac: ...we don't really do gender at our bar anymore

charlie: yeah, like gender is so old school... i don't identify...

me:

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what if i carried you home (and only dropped you twice)... haha.. jk... unless...? 😳

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my name is dennis. i’m 40. and i have a basketball game tomorrow

(which is why my boyfriend is massaging my pecs and wrapping my ankle)

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“ You know I talk too much          Honey, come put your lips on mine                    And shut me up                           We could blame it all on human nature                                                             Stay cool, it’s just a kiss”

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originally i was just projecting a daydream but then i watched gang texts so…… also yes i drew on a ref i’m ashamed 

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“I know we’re not in love

                        Love is vivid

                                 No, we’re not in love

                                             You fall right in it for a week, a month, 

                                                            or maybe just a minute or a lifetime”

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when your potential man finally stands up for himself, letting your sister convulse on the floor, and your muppet-looking ass gets off on it

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charlie looks so proud of himself after dee says "goddammit, charlie" and honestly? good for him

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you think mac gave him his vitamin D after chokes

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the way mac says "who the fuck do you think is watching your-" just slapped me in the face again

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charlie's heavy nodding when dee was talking about how she wished she had a dick 💅💅💅

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if i were in a petting zoo, i simply wouldn't be afraid of the goats. literally rip to dee but i'm different