michaelmilligan

[michaelmilligan]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[michaelmilligan]

does anyone else get almost irrationally upset when they think about adam like its DEVASTATING, A DAY RUINER, i think about him 24/7 i need to scream before i blow up like a pressure cooker

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? he was only 20, he was in the cage for 8 SEASONS OVER 1000 YEARS HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT i would go on but my thoughts are more akin to spaghetti than words

[michaelmilligan]

The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me

[michaelmilligan]

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

[michaelmilligan]

Currently thinking about 18/19 year old Toph getting thrown in some random podunk fire nation town’s one-cell jail and being like “hey I’m broke as hell but I’ve got a friend who can bail me out can I make a call” and then 2 hours later Fire Lord Zuko himself slams open the door yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHIT” 

[michaelmilligan]

>:] jejeje...

Un plus:

[michaelmilligan]

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

[michaelmilligan]

I do think the majority of us should strangle the shame that lives inside of us like wringing water from the rag until we are soft and dry and weightless

[michaelmilligan]

The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

[michaelmilligan]

so true

[michaelmilligan]

A comic based on this poem

[michaelmilligan]

wheres seasons greasons

[michaelmilligan]

@ mutuals take this bowl of soup 🍲 as a token of my appreciation

[michaelmilligan]

Mutuals I would chew on

[michaelmilligan]

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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[michaelmilligan]

Archivist!Martin from an archivist Martin fic