#NEITHER OF THEM ARE PATHETIC WHIMPERING HELPESS KIDS!!!

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when people draw phoenix and miles like this

THEY ALWAYS MAKE KNE SUPER STROING AND RIPPED AND THE OTHIER SMALL AND HELPLESS AND CHILDISH AND ALSO THEY ALWAYS DRAW NSFW WITH THE STRONGER ONE ON TOP ITS SO ANNOYINT WHEN IN CANON THEYRE BOTH ACTUALLY REALLY STRONG (phoenix has broken down several doors, adrian makes a comment about him looking bulkier if you present his profile, miles throwing the spear at phoenix and Phoenix crumbling under it while miles holds and throws it like its nothing, official art, etc) AND JUST EMOTIONALLY SILLY AND PHOENIX IS OUTWARDLY PATHETIC AND KIND OF A PEOPLE PLEASER (usually just listening and not being too resilient when someone orders him to do something and always doing like 'urk! y-yes, [sir or maam]' and then there's that one 'its time for me to shut up and be a good boy' etc) WHILE MILES WAS FORCED TO BE SERIOUS (along with always wanting to be professional as a child) WHILE LETTING HIS SILLINESS BE FREE WITH STEEL SAMURAI AND SOIMETIMES WITH FRANZISKA AND RARELY AROUND OTHERS!!

fanon:

*extremely stereotyped top/bottom tropes, one is a whimpering pathetic defenseless prettyboy and the other a super tall strong 'alpha' type always having a smirk and squint (not including miles' glare)*

prettyboy: o-o-o-o-oh i-im sowwry..

strong: (grabs him by the waist or smthn and make out violently without permission while prettyboy resists)

canon:

*two extremely well rounded characters who both have their ups and downs, who respect each other and do their most to ensure the other is safe, doing everything in their power to protect the other, and would probably ask like 50 times before hugging or hand holding (besides professional handshakes) just to make sure the other doesnt get uncomfortable*

phoenix: m-miles........

miles: ph-phoenix...............

this is quite literally just what they do (first named eachother for the first time) (they are in their mid 30s and raising several children)