#NEED I GO ON

[shadowqueenjude]

I stand by my canceled wife (complex fictional female character who is treated like shit by the fandom)

[madeofjules]

i know thg isn't *about* romance but the way people act like it's absurd for fans to focus on the romance because it's just a tiny insignificant part is so funny because like. the last line before the epilogue is the mc telling the main love interest that she loves him.

[wolfiestark]

strangers to colleagues to friends to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to ene-

[adoribullpavus]

my type of romancable fictional characters is always either the most flamboyant, full of himself priss or A Nice Man™

[can-of-w0rmz]

Scholars/Academics when someone suggests a fictional character who never once shows any interest in women and constantly rambles about how much they adore their male best friends and describes what they love about their appearance in intricate details (or vice versa if they’re a woman) and then fall into a deep depression when that best friend dies might be gay (it’s from the 1800s and gays only in modern Disney cartoon and Heartstopper) (you’re only allowed to speculate an old character is gay if they’re abusive and terrible):

[fallen6253]

mc living in a different world they read, thriving amidst all the danger and chaos because there was something they could cherish here. And despite how selfish it sounds, they didn't want to return to their own world.

Because they were dying very slowly over there.

And they feel alive here.

[bringinghometherain]

they're not gonna kill Izzy, it's a rom-com. we're all too scarred from GoT and Marvel and fucking Whedon shows and whatnot. None of those are rom-coms.

[ffrankenffucker]

"The average cover artist is baselessly popular" is a myth. Johnny Cash-Georg, who has such a limited vocal range but insane talent, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

[khalixvitae]

God I love weird and off putting men with horrible haircuts

[crowpocrypha]

I have an ever-growing list of harmless-looking, yet extremely harmful and depraved, brown/auburn-haired men in glasses I would fornicate with.

[alwayshypedforhalloween]

If I put a nickel in a sock for every character I fixate on the minute they walk onto the screen for the first time and then later on that character is revealed to be bisexual, I'd have a functional bludgeoning weapon by now

[bidokja]

lol. lmao even.

[urhoneycombwitch]

I’m thinking thoughts. about sex worker!eddie.

[ephermalities]

carly rae jepson is to pop music what shakespeare is to literature

[stranded-labyrinth]

i love my mutuals. i love my followers. but you seem very intent on finding new ways to torture me

[halles-comet]

TV shows love to play a high-pitched tone to signify a man is having a panic attack