#N. Igma

[the-c0nquerer-w0rm]

Posting here too because I spent too damn long on this and I wanted to draw team Odious at least once before the arc ends

[n-odious-tropy]

Are you alright, Odious? It's a very uncomfortable experience to have your hair fiddled with without your permission. Though I must say, you look very handsome with your hair down. What kind of shampoo do you use?

You're damn right it is! I'm fine, just a touch annoyed is all. I didn't even notice anyone sneaking up on me and it's troubling. Plus do you have any idea how much of a pain it is to pull my hair back sometimes? Majority of the time I can't even find any hair ties, I just use my own hair to...to...

...Um...h-handsome? You um...you think...that's... that's uh... goodness I-

Ahem.

It's um... nothing special. I just picked something at random from the inconvenience store. I'll have to look at the bottle later but it's some sort of "all in one" type product.

[mechalomaniiac]

Hm. You say you're a mechanical engineer, right? Would you happen to have any experience with rockets? I'm planning on making some upgrades to my boots, and unfortunately I'm not as experienced as I'd hope to be.

". . . Why. . ."

".. Yes!~ Ja, of course I do!~"

"Boots is it? No problem! Hahah, ahh, what seems to be the problem, fraulein?~"

[herr-zyme]

Hm. So you're still around? I thought you were dead or something... Well, you can't win them all. Welcome back, I suppose.

Hah! Oh what a charmer you are Narcy. Haven't lost your sense of humor while I was out. Oh but I'm very much alive and what a welcoming committee I've received! Really warms the heart. I've never felt so loved before! Well I suppose I'll have to spread out my vacations more if my absence causes such distress.

Ah it's good to be home! ✨

[n-odious-tropy]

Ah, finally someone with some common sense around here. These pirates are not to be welcomed. Though I do think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of piracy if you believe them to be willing to cooperate with the government; a coalition of pirates working for the government would be called a navy.

But I digress. I see your line of reasoning, Narcissa. The statistics grow with every uptick in the populace. There's no telling the chaos that may unfold should the numbers keep growing. Therefore, should the need arise, I would be willing to extend my hand in cooperation with the initiative. As opposed to a lockdown, I propose we push back. The one thing I loathe more than teamwork is the idea of losing what little sanctuary I have carved out here for myself.

Christ. There's a pirate now??? At this rate the islands are going to be flooded with new arrivals. They'll track me down, and the government will find me and ruin all my samples, not to mention probably execute me for my crimes. I think I may have to enter a lockdown if things get any worse.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Also holy shit I can't believe I haven't talked about this yet but since my amazing gf ( @rexscanonwife go follow her she's a goddess) ships with N. Tropy, and of course we ship ourself with each other 😂💖 We've decided to have a kinda separate canon basically combining our ships together into a polycule

The only thing is... her s/i, N. Igma, finds Cortex quite grating and loves messing with him - with him hating her right back, whereas my s/i R. Marie and N. Tropy cannot STAND each other, which just makes for a really funny dynamic imo 😂💖 I've taken to calling it... the polycruel.

[the-c0nquerer-w0rm]

Did a secret Santa with my friends on discord! I had @thephantomcube9402

Zyme and Narcy may not always get along the best, but he would adore Hope. 10/10 would spoil her rotten.

[n-odious-tropy]

ODIOUS! Odious, I've got it all figured out! As you can see here, the pirate has formed an alliance with paparazzi from the mainland, and they're trying to cart us off to an undisclosed location and stab us repeatedly with small knives! We need weapons. ALL the weapons! I'll give you access to my weapon stores so we can fight against the hordes. I've been working on this non-stop for hours, and I've gone over every last detail to get to this conclusion!

The pirate paparazzi want to stab us, Odious! We can't sleep until every one is off these islands!

Um...

Narcissa I-...

I'm enjoying this lecture, really I am, but... I'm beginning to grow very concerned with your health. You're literally shaking. As important as this is, I cannot in good conscience continue this meeting. I'm putting an end to today's discussions. We can pick this up tomorrow, after a full night's rest. Believe me, I know what sleep deprivation can do to someone.

I know we have a few details to sort out here. We should have enough weapons, but without the hands to wield them they're practically useless. We need at least one powerful enough weapon to give the enemy pause. What bothers me still is our lack of preparation on the waterfront. We cannot engage in naval warfare, not when we don't even have a ship of our own...

...Yet.

...Please. Allow me to be your sentinel tonight. I'll stay awake for you. I have some...coordinates I need to map out.

[n-odious-tropy]

We must. This is wonderful news Narcissa, there's fighting amongst their ranks thanks to Rosch. Hah! Strange to feel almost grateful for his petty behavior. It's also nice to know that Cortex is just like Periwinkle, makes him more predictable. Looks like we may get to kill two birds with one stone after all; informing Scurvy of this mutiny may turn the tide in our favor and you'll get your meeting. I understand you wish to make haste, but how are we to find a way to speak to him? We can't very well do anything without a plan.

NEW MISSION: we KILL scurvy at ALL COSTS. he has gone too far i want him hogtied and THROWN overboard!!!!

-ROsch

Kill whom? Oh, the pirate!

I suppose that is fine. I never really cared for him anyway! Just not evil enough for me.

Captain Cuckoo clock and his cronies still take priority, however. I catch you snoozing on them, Doctor, and you'll be joining Scurvy at the bottom of the ocean - inside a welded metal box! With no windows, of course, and sports magazines as your only source of entertainment!

Oh! I just made myself shiver!

[herr-zyme]

Uhm...please, spare her life...? Don't use her for your projects, ok? Just...let me to give you the patients you need and that'll do it, deal? ^w^U

And woaoh...Working with bacteria and muscles improvement! I thought it was only needed the exersise to improve the muscle growth, but it seems I was wrong! owoU

And...Can you help me and show me the way where I can find the doctor which works with the viruses, please? I'm so curious about her scientist studies about the use with the viruses! owo

Spare her? Oh such a funny one you are. I'm not going to use her in my experiments. Probably. I prefer to experiment on people, not animals.

Besides, Bianca is the only one who makes me gluten free cupcakes.

Anywho! The virologist can be found just around the corner at @dr-narcissa-igma

[rowrowronnie]

CRINGE ALERT!!! i feel the need to share songs i associate w/some of my fav dano characters sooo:

louis ives:

louis to me, is definitely a french enjoyer!! she loves all things french- the music, the movies, the art. i wanna believe she once had a dream of moving to france and living in montmarte, surrounding herself with a revolving platter of different creatives… basically living the dream of previous 19th century artists lol

i also think of her whenever i hear any sappy 60-80s love songs so erm.. (i am enamoured with her...)

• The Girl - Theme by Trevor Duncan

• Can’t Take My Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli

• The Lady In Red by Chris de Burgh

• Chanson de Delphine by Anne Germain

• C’est pas prudent by Alice Dona

edward nashton:

eddie’s stuff varies between incomprehensible noise, to classical music, to any song about obsession and love, etcetera.

i almost put she by tyler the creator on here but i held myself back because that song’s more incel type vibes, and i don't think eddie's an incel; but the stalker/voyeuristic stuff tyler goes into is sooooooo him, like actually!!!

anyways.. felt the need to mention that because it felt wrong not to, esp with a song so eddie coded

• Eternal Flame by The Bangles

• E[N]IGMA by Yann Robin and João Barradas (this is literally just discordant accordion sounds for 14 minutes and it literally works so well w/him, i love it)

• String Quartet No. 5 in F Minor, Op. 9 by Antonín Dvořák

• Bells (Excerpt) by Albert Ayler Quintet (this feels like his mind to me, i love avant garde jazz!!!)

• While I’m Still Here by Nine Inch Nails

alex jones/barry milland:

barry my love... a lot of the songs i think he'd like and also associate with him, are ones with beautifully lonely guitar stuff and lyrics about nature, mental health- basically anything with a melancholic sort of vibe.

i like to think he listens to music when he's camping in his rv, a window rolled down so the cool yet sticky humidity makes the car smell less stale.. the slight rustle of leaves, the shine of the moon in the rear window... y.. yeah.g..

• Parking Lot by Pavlov’s Pasta Dogs (honestly a lot of songs by ppd feel very barry coded)

• Help Is Round the Corner by Coldplay

• 2001 by Poor You

• Justice of the Hood by Dead Sullivan

• Moon, I Already Know by Mount Eerie

[the-c0nquerer-w0rm]

Average Narcy and Zyme interaction

[asksiddy]

Darling as much as I'd love to help you out on this i kinda already have, I'm sure as my biggest fan you'd know that my signature is worth enough money to keep you from asking for extra change for at least a few months! Trust me, i looked it up after you asked me~ ✨

Hey buddy, could i have 2 dollars from your wallet?

[n-odious-tropy]

Hello, Odious. While I'm much later than I would prefer, I've finally arrived. I have my weapons tucked away, and I've also brought a few extras and stowed them below deck.

...You were right, Odious. I needed rest. Thank you for looking out for me.

Oh, Narcissa it's you. No, no, the timing isn't what's important. I'm so glad to hear you rested well. You really needed it. I wasn't about to let you run yourself ragged. I don't want that for you.

...You know I... wouldn't have blamed you if you hadn't come back at all. But I appreciate you being here regardless and you look...

...

Ehm...

...W-well prepared.

...Narcissa? May I speak freely with you?

[babyawacs]

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[almightyhamslice]

I’m sure I haven’t posted most of these guys here yet, but I assure you I will sooner or later! I decided to make a sort of roster of all my Crash fan characters, in a similar style to CTR’s character icons. The backgrounds of the icons indicate a character’s alignment, IE: N. Dulge uses Uka Uka, Ziggy uses Aku Aku, Polkadot uses both, and Leeke and Snazzy use the Velo mask. 

For some brief summaries:

N. Igma is the eager security guard of Cortex Castle. He rarely ever leaves the surveillance room, and as such, is almost never recognized by his peers. He may be a completely mechanical being, similar to the lab assistants, but he may be human, or even alien. No one’s sure, he’s a mystery.

Dr. N. Dulge’s backstory has been explained before, but to put it simply, she’s a therapist and neuroscientist working for Cortex and Brio. Her morals are a bit skewed, as because Cortex and Brio were the only people who’d take her in, she can’t possibly imagine either of them doing anything bad.

Miss Anthrope is a bit of a nuisance among the scientists, as she mostly just stays close by to exact revenge on those she deems annoying. She is incredibly strong and can lift and swing around heavy objects like pillars and lab equipment. The only authority she’ll listen to, no matter what, is Uka Uka.

Cus Custer is a survivalist and expert hunter, a cuscus that was mutated via the Evolve-o-Ray. Unlike other mutants who might take the easy approach of building a hideout and waiting for Crash to challenge them, Custer would much prefer to venture through the jungle and hunt down and kill Crash himself! He’s slow, though, so he’s never actually caught up to him.

Ziggy and Buster are a pair of rebel mutants that were originally supposed to work for Pinstripe. The two defected, but with no support from Pinstripe or Cortex, the two have had to survive on their own in the wild. Ziggy is a potoroo and Buster is a bandicoot.

Polkadot is Pinstripe’s daughter-- I kind of just made her for fun, because I thought it’d be a funny juxtaposition, the contrast between an intimidating character like Pinstripe and a cute, tiny, pink character like Polkadot was an interesting idea to me. I don’t think she’s quite self-aware enough to know her own alignment, so she’s both. 

Leeke and Snazzy are a pair of aliens from Terra! I got really into drawing Krunk recently, so I felt compelled to give him a few friends. Leeke is shy and secretive, but is very crafty and ultimately desires to be a champion like Krunk. Snazzy is the opposite way, he’s a very bitter and jealous guy that desires the affection of his tribe, but ultimately never gets any (mostly because he’s a jerk).