#My sis wants Yuji we can like find a way or something is that even allowed

[droopywrites]

i wanna brag about it (i wanna tie the knot) ; choso.

pairing choso x f!reader word count 2.6k synopsis overworked, stressed, and in need of relief, choso comes home to the sight of you looking all pretty and sweet. it's been a long time coming, and tonight is the night where choso finally gives in to his deepest desire: fucking a baby into you. content contains babysitter!au (babysitter!reader), ceo!choso, half-brothers!choso & yuuji, toddler!yuuji, implied age gap, breeding kink, obsessive + possessive!choso, housewife kink, misogynistic ideals, wet n messy, size kink, belly bulge, bro is literally so in love with you and dreams abt starting a family with you

Choso could use a drink right about now.

He’s rummaging through his fridge, more than happy to grab one of the many bottles in the back (he doesn’t want Yuuji accidentally grabbing one by accident — not that it would happen, thanks to your supervision), but he startles away from the fridge when a voice fills the silence of the kitchen.

“Late night?” You tease, giving him that sweet smile of yours that has the stresses from today lifting from his body, easing the weight on his otherwise tense shoulders. 

Fuck. 

Proof that today was a major shitshow is evident in the fact that Choso has forgotten all about you. Staring at your body clad in nothing more than one of those skimpy cropped-cami-and-boyshorts matching sets you always favor, he finds it hard to believe that he could ever forget about you. The refrigerator light bathes you, envelopes you, casts a warm glow on your soft skin and makes it look like you’re an angel radiating some bright aura. A subtle glance at your entire body allows him a glimpse of two, tiny peaks poking through the thin material of your top. You like keeping the house cold. He swallows hard, finding the willpower to focus on your face.

Not like staring at your face is enough to stop his cock from twitching in his work trousers. In fact, he probably gets even harder looking at you, especially when he can tell you’ve probably just finished your very sacred and meticulous nighttime skincare routine, your face glowing. Seeing you all clean and fresh, savoring the domesticity of you washing your face in the same bathroom he brushes his teeth in, salivating over the way you look standing in his kitchen (it could be yours, too, if you would let him give you everything he wants to) wearing nothing but your pajamas — it all makes his hindbrain want to take over. He’s spent the last fourteen hours stuffed in a boardroom or his office, and your simple existence is enough to soothe his soul and send him spiraling, all at the same time.

Choso could really, really use a drink right about now.

“Sorry, I meant to call to tell you—”

“Don’t worry about it.” You smile at him goodnaturedly, like you’re not still in college with much better things to do on a Friday night than wait for him to come home. 

He should be thankful that you’re so sweet to him, but just the idea that you did have plans tonight makes a hot coil of jealousy tighten in his stomach. 

Choso knows that he shouldn’t be feeling this way; he shouldn’t even notice you as much as he does. It starts out with the little things, first, like making sure his assistant gets your favorite snacks restocked during his usual weekly grocery delivery. He asks you about your schoolwork, and then finds himself filing away people he knows in your major’s industry. It’s good to have connections, he tells you, giving you the number to a good business acquaintance of his who’s looking for an intern in the near future. And of course, he’s hyper aware of the fact that you are a very beautiful girl. Unfairly so, with the curve of your lips and the slope of your nose; every time he sees you, he plays a game with himself. Tries to notice something new about you, a beauty mark, a new haircut. If he had the time, he’d probably try to get an exact count of your eyelashes. 

And now, he’s noticing too much of you. The way the fabric of your tiny matching set seems to accentuate every aspect of your body. How he can smell the sweet scent of your body wash and lotion. The way you’re staring at him, so innocently, completely unaware of the lewd thoughts that run rampant in his mind every time you have him cornered like this. 

Some nights, it’s almost too much to bear. 

It’s been a tough day, though. Week. Month. Endless meetings, negotiations that never result in any firm solutions, just more addendums to contracts. He hasn’t seen much of anything besides his office and the boardroom; what’s the point of having an office with a skyline view if he’s too busy staring at spreadsheets and emails to even enjoy it? 

Tonight, Choso realizes, is the night where he snaps. 

He says your name in such a low register, you almost don’t pick up on it. You’re in the middle of telling him a cute story about what Yuuji did during recess with his pre-k class, but you pause.

Maybe it’s all in your head, but it feels like something in the air has shifted. The way your tummy’s butterflies seem to be in overdrive is only proof of this. 

You’re used to the perpetual tension between you and Choso. Filthy rich, successful, always in a nice, tailored suit — looking purely on the outside, who wouldn’t want to get fucked by him? The more time you spend with him, the more time you fill the role of mother over just babysitter for little Yuuji, which gives way to deeper observation of Choso. He works incredibly long hours, but still has time to stay updated on all of Yuuji’s comings and goings, accomplishments and awards. He doesn’t have to; it’s not like he’s obligated. After all, Yuuji is his half-brother, a byproduct of his father’s mistress. He didn’t have to take him in, love him with his entire being, but he does, and this makes you fall for him only more. 

Then, there’s the fact of how he makes you feel. Every time his hands will brush gently against yours, innocently and so quickly, you swear you’re being electrified. The way he says your name, the way he tells you anything, in that low voice of his is enough to get you squeezing your thighs together. But most of all, it’s the way he looks at you. At first, you thought it was because of your crush, but the longer you work for him, the more you realize that Choso will occasionally stare at you when he thinks you won’t notice. 

But how could you not? How could you not detect the feel of his dark eyes scanning your figure, taking in your features? How could you not detect the way his eyes will darken over in lust when he watches you lick sweet cream off your fingers from an explosive can of whipped cream? How could you not catch the barest trace of a smile as he watches you interact with Yuuji at a park, willing to get your hands dirty to appease the toddler while Choso watches over the two of you from his seat on the bench? 

How could you not fall deeper and deeper into his spell when the threads of lust continue to spool, tightening over your body, practically choking you with desire. 

You don’t even realize how big Choso is until he’s standing so close to you, towering over you. So much bigger than you to the point where if you look straight ahead, all you can see is the rise and fall of his chest through his white button down (the one you ironed for him this morning). 

His hands curl into fists, like he’s restraining himself. “Tell me now,” he breathes out, words coming out tight, like speaking to you civilly is proving to be a strenuous task for him. “Tell me that I shouldn’t fuck you tonight. That I can’t.”

Is he joking, or are you dreaming? You’re hyper aware of your breathing now, of the way you reflexively lick your lips, of the way your nipples are pressed taut against the thin, cotton fabric of your cami. You’re also way too aware of him, with the lustful expression in his eyes that give way to something more, as if this request of his means something more. Most men his age and in his powerful position have a wife or a girlfriend by now. As long as you’ve known him, Choso hasn’t been with anybody. 

The stress, the agitation, that annoying, persistent feeling of constantly being pent up — all of it has been building up inside of him. Whoever is going to be on the receiving end of it will be lucky if they’re able to walk the morning after.

“But you can.” You say softly, almost scared that this is some elaborate trick, a means to see if his brother’s babysitter is to be trusted. “You can do whatever you want to me.”

There’s something animalistic in the way he takes you. When he kisses you, it’s hungry. Open-mouthed. Sloppy. It would be invasive if you weren’t so eager to let him, to allow his tongue to hit the roof of your mouth, to swap saliva in the messiest manner possible.

But there’s something gentle there, too. The way his hands cup your face, or travel to rest on your waist. He’s sweet, taking his time to help you slip out of your pajamas, and sweeter still — he lets out an appreciative hum as he takes in the sight of you bare, naked in the kitchen. Fuck a drink, Choso thinks as he takes in your nude body. You’re the only stress relief he needs. 

He whispers the nastiest things to you as he gets you to sit on the kitchen island. He asks you to please spread your legs so he can see that pretty pussy of yours, and when you comply, he takes in a sharp breath before running a single, cold finger against your wet folds. He makes a crude, appreciative comment, asking you are you really this wet, baby? All of this because of me? For me? 

You can’t answer him, of course. Talking is hard when he’s using two fingers to fuck you open, get you ready to take his cock. He’s knuckles deep, and when he curls his fingers right there, the only thing you’re capable of saying is a squeal of his name. Your juices are pooling into a puddle on the counter, the same counter where you served him breakfast so many hours ago. 

He loves watching you. Choso could watch you every second for the rest of his life and still never get his fill of you. He only catches you during particularly chaste moments, moments where you’re humming in the kitchen or playing with Yuuji. He loves those scenes; it feeds the archaic, masculine ego inside of him that tells him he needs to make life easier for you. That you shouldn’t have to worry about school or work, about money or other frivolous things he has an abundance of. He wants to take care of you. 

Seeing the way you lose control of yourself from the work of his own hand has him getting unbearably hard in his work slacks. He loves watching you, and he knows he’s going to love watching you get all depraved and drunk on his cock. 

When Choso first tries to ease just the tip in, you have to curl your fingers over the edge of the counter, trying to steel yourself. With how wet and willing you are, it should be an easy enough task, but it’s made difficult by the fact that he’s just too thick. 

Tip red and angry, leaking with pre, wide — just the sight of Choso’s cock is enough to get you even wetter, more pliant for him, but even the first stretch still has you hissing. 

“S’okay, baby.” He groans, one hand on your waist, trying to steady you, keep you still so he can keep on pushing himself deeper. “You’re doing so good for me.” 

You certainly don’t feel like you’re doing much of anything. It’s hard, when you can’t stop your walls from clamping down on his cock, making it harder for him to move or even think. When he fully enters you, your mind is already too dizzy with pleasure to think straight. You think he says something, but you’re not sure what, and you try to focus on his words, you really do, but then he starts thrusting, and you think it’s powerful enough to tilt the axis of the earth. 

Oh, so this is what sex is supposed to feel like. He redefines everything you thought you knew about it. The feeling of his cock sliding in and out of you, the way the slickness and heat of your pussy seems to keep motivating him to go harder, the way if you look down, you can spot a tiny bulge every time he hits as deep as he can go — all of this combined marks the height of pleasure for you.

“You’re so perfect.” He grunts out, relishing in the way you tighten up at his words. Your eyes are a bit glazed, almost like you’re struggling to focus on what’s in front of you. He doesn’t mind one bit. In fact, there’s pride settling inside his gut as he realizes that he’s the one fucking all the sense out of you. “Let’s do this every night, baby. Do you like the sound of that? Of being my stress relief?” 

He knows that you’re too far gone, too deep in the haze of pleasure, to process his words, to answer him. 

“I wanna fuck you forever, baby. Make you my pretty, little wife and have you waitin’ at home for me. How does that sound?”

He assumes when your pussy tightens up that that’s a yes. 

His hand finds your own, and he interlinks your fingers together. He might be fucking you all messy on the kitchen counter, but he still holds an overwhelming amount of affection for you. Of course he would want to hold your hand. 

He traces your ring finger, feels the familiar sensation of his release building up. So close, he thinks to himself. He’s so close to getting everything he wants.

“I’m gonna cum, sweetheart. I’m gonna cum right. In. Your. Fucking. Pussy.” Each word is emphasized with a particularly hard thrust, and this — him saying that — is what your sex-addled mind registers. You’re vaguely aware that this could be a bad idea, but you’re too addicted to chasing after your high that you don’t put a stop to it. “Gonna give you a baby.”

“Please.” You moan out, the word coming out ragged and strained. Speaking is difficult, so so difficult. He’s happy to hear your beautiful voice, nonetheless.

“Atta girl. I knew you would understand.” 

As if confirming to him that the two of you are meant to be, you both cum at the same time. You feel weightless and drowsy, too out of it to even process how sloppy and wet the mess in between your legs is right now. If Choso pulls out, his cum and your juices would make the counter even more slippery. 

But Choso doesn’t pull out. His cock stays nestled in your wet heat, and he admires your fucked out form. You look a bit different from the fresh and clean girl who greeted him when he came home, but that’s okay. He loves you for you, every iteration you have to offer. He’ll carry you to the bedroom, where he can fuck you nicely, sweetly. Maybe he’ll try his hardest to not go too hard when he has you in a mating press. And after getting his fill of you, after the stresses of work disappear from his mind completely, then he’ll take you to the bathroom and get you all nice and clean. 

He’ll even be a gentleman, showcase what a great husband he’ll be, by letting you sleep in while he cooks the family breakfast.

[blkkizzat]

Kaliiii, just think with me

Former babysitter reader. Four and a half months pregnant and having now dropped down to a part-time college student cause with baby on the way you're nesting.

Yuji is so excited to be an uncle. He keeps bragging about it to his friends. You are pampered. Neither he nor choso will let you lift a finger. They spoil you like a princess. Yuji always offers to carry any bag you have. Chosocooks. Cleans and practically worships the ground you walk on. And he's obsessed with the bumb. He kisses it every morning because, let's be real, you've practically moved in already. Half your shit is at his place.

He spends every free moment inside you too. He doesn't wanna be anywhere else. Y'all Falling asleep and he's still inside you. You complain a bit, "that's how we got this one " you say, pointing at your obvious belly. And he just mumbles something about practicing for the next one.

He does not discuss you two becoming engaged with you. You wake up one day, and his ring is on your finger. Two days later, the marriage registration form is on the kitchen counter. And you have yet to see this man. When you finally find him and ask him, "What the hell?" He just says it's a good idea. And emphasizes that you never have to work again if you don't want to, and you can focus on 8 y.o Yuji and the baby.

And he just sounds so logical. It makes so much sense. So you say yes.

Little do you know you're about to be literally Mother. You aren't sure how many kids you wanted originally but Believe me Choso wants more. And you are just happy to make him happy.

He is just determined to keep you from having to work as a babysitter ever again.-🧠

The wayyyyy u have influtrated my brain with this 🧠 babes!!!

FHIFSKHDSJHVKB NOT HIM GETTING US PREGGO (we knew it was gonna happen just a matter of time)

Lil' Yuji is the cutest!! Urgh thats always my fav part about these Choso AUs is you get to be like big sis/mommy to Yuji <3333

Omg Choso would be obsesssed with the bump I imagine him like rubbing oil/shea butter over your belly so you don't get/minimize stretch marks. When he isnt inside you, he's on top of you, gently resting his head to hear any movement he can and talking to the baby 24/7.

"He does not discuss you two becoming engaged with you. You wake up one day, and his ring is on your finger."

KDLJASIUHFA SCREAMMING HE IS SIIIIICK!!! Lmfao I love that man he is so fucking crazy and down horrendous when hes in love.

You know he would totally take care of you!!

Omg when you finally started lactating though, you gonna have to physically pry that man off yo tiddies. Choso loves you, and he loves his new baby but he might love yo leaky tits the best. lmfaooo he's gonna pout so bad when you tell him to save some for the baby. you gonna have the baby on one boob and his big ass on the other fcuhskhasdkjhaskja. its not even sexual he just likes the taste/comfort.

"He is just determined to keep you from having to work as a babysitter ever again."

You know he found out about Gojo and was like FUCK THAT and got your pregnant QUICKLY!!! Locked that shit downnnn. Especially when Gojo said "im not worried, she'll have mine next~~" Choso would kill him jhdsjasdhkhagsd.

HOLY SHIT —PAUSE— You just gave me such a good idea for an AU fic dhfkjadshfadshauhdfadkugyfhv. BLESS YOU!!!!!! Oh mannnnn the brainworm!! (so its basically an AU but Choji x reader, choso x toji x reader, where reader is yuji and megumi preschool teacher and they both are like fighting over you fjdjfhdskjsdfh. imma write that omfgggg imma write that)

This was such a good breakfast 😩💗

[demon-blood-youths]

The Misadventures of the Phoenix and Chimera Sorcerer. Part 7 - A Blind Date

Hi everyone. This is part 7. This is for my rper parnter; @the-silver-peahen-residence.

Part 1

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Part 6

----- Summary -----

Megumi and Daichi received a mission to exorcise a curse at a host club in Shinjuku with Yuji and Nobara. But their plan will be taken for a crazy turn as Megumi had to endure a great trail involving Daichi's plan. How will this turn out?

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I'm going to kill him.

Yeah, I'm going to kill him this time.

Megumi thought as he is sitting on the dress all dressed for an occasion. Rather...for the mission. This time, he is really going to kill Daichi for this. And most likely Yuji and Nobara. Never did he think of the dumbest plan in his life in his sorcerer life. It can't be real.

This all started when they had a mission in Shinjuku.

----- Hours earlier -----

"Hold on...a host club?" Yuji blinked. Gojo-sensei nods his head, "Indeed, Itadori. There are unexplained injuries surrounding a host club in Shinjuku and now a person is critically injured. This host club has no connections to a gang or anything criminal-related. All they can mention is a monster scaring them and away from it. If it continues, it will spread and will harm people in the red-light district.

Good news....the host club is shut down temporarily under the 'notice' of repairs. By notice, it means it's time to exorcise the curse.

"So we just go in and find the curse to exorcise?" Yuji asked.

"Yes but there's a problem." Gojo stated.

"A problem?" Megumi asked.

"The curse is hard to find, you see." Gojo sighed.

"Oh! Then we can track it down with Taz's technique." Daichi said.

"I rather not. Even with Taz's nose, this curse is pretty elusive. " Gojo-sensei sighed. "Besides...If we did, we have to explain to her what a host club is. We need to keep our little Taz pure from the dark side of adults!" Gojo pouted.

"I agree with that, Gojo-sensei!" Yuji exclaimed nodding his head. Besides..how are they going to explain what a host club is to her?! Including the red district of Tokyo, Shinjuku. Taz would be curious and would have tons of questions. Good thing, Taz will be here with Yuria and Miko, teaching them instead going of with them.

"Oh come on, a host club isn't that bad. I mean...." Daichi begins. "It's just bottle service!"

"No way! My little sis will not learn about host clubs!" Yuji pokes a finger at Kisho's chest with a frown comedically. "She's too young for that, Kisho!" He exclaimed.

"Yeah! Taz is too young to learn about that! Also, how do you know what a host club is?! A host club is more than that!" Nobara chided him. Daichi had his hands up, giving up, "Okay, Fine! Sorry!"

Megumi sighs, shaking his head. He looks at Gojo. "So when do we start?"

"Tonight!!" Gojo said happily.

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After arriving in Shinjuku, the team found the host club named Lovely Dovely but before they entered. Daichi stops them. "Hold on! We need to gather information about the curse."

"Huh? Why?" Nobara asked. Yuji and Megumi wanted to know the reason.

"Didn't Gojo-sensei say that the curse is hard to find and it's elusive?" He asked. "The curse might avoid us if we go inside like this."

"Yeah but what can we ask the people around here? Most are non-sorcerers and have no idea what we're talking about." Nobara points out.

"Agreed. Plus we got the file on it." Megumi said. Daichi shakes his head, "True but a host club shuts down for repairs...people are going to find out and talk you know, especially in a place like this. I say we do some information gathering about the host club or anything that's happened. We might get something."

"But we can't waste time, Daichi." Megumi crossed his arms. "I know, I know. But we might give it a try at least. Maybe a curse has a history and we might find a way to deal with it."

Megumi thinks hard. True. Curses come from negative emotions so it must be something that a curse emerged from something like this. "Okay. But 5 minutes." He said.

"Right!" Daichi said.

"I can help out!" Yuji said. Nobara shrugs. Megumi would wait here for time just in case if he sees something. After five minutes up, the three meet back here and discuss what they heard and talk to.

"Okay! So from our investigation, I have an educated guess."

"A guess?" Nobara asked. Daichi nods. "Yes! This curse must be female or an angry customer."

"Huh. Okay, an angry customer makes sense" Yuji asked. "But why female?

"Think about it. It is only harming the employees, right?" Daichi asked to which Yuji and Nobara nodded while Megumi raised a brow at this, "I talked to people around about it and they told me. So it makes sense it's female or just a jealous boyfriend. Either of the two." Daichi said. "So I went to a hostess club and asked about the Lovely Dovely from a block down. A compeitior."

"So what did they said?" Nobara asked, now curious.

"Well there is one time where a woman walk out crying out of a host club a long time ago. They said it was months back. I heard the woman gave gifts to a guy who thought loved her but you know. The guy working there wants the tips and got greedy."

"That's cold. I can see why a curse emerged from this place" Yuji said. Nobara sighed, shaking her head, "You never get too attached to the people working in these places. Host and hostess clubs are like the modern geisha!"

Then Noabra thinks, "Speaking of which, I talked to the girls and they told me the same thing. I heard she got her heart broken. And there's another girl whose life savings was to get a boyfriend." She said.

"Yeah. Some people say the customer got angry and jumped." Yuji frowns. "They think the place is cursed because the woman cursed them to get revenge on one of the hosts. Heard he got fired though."

Daichi nods. "And I check to see what kind of men does the curse go after. If we know, then we might try to set up a bait."

"So we figure out who would be the next target then we can find the curse and hunt it down!" Yuji said. Daichi nods. "Right."

"But. We can't get civilians caught in the crossfire." Said Megumi. "The last thing we need is a curse putting another person in hospital or worse." He said.

"And that's why one of us should become the bait."

Wait what? The three blinked.

"Think about it, the curse has no idea that she is walking into a trap so we have to take advantage of our looks! If we do that, then the curse will be exorcised."

"Oh! So you guys become the hosts?" Nobara said now understanding the plan, "But who's going to be the host or all of you?! Nobara asked. Daichi snaps his fingers with a finger. "That's the plan! I came up with and to make sure we got this plan in the bag. Let's look for the description of our victims and see if this works!" He pulls out a notepad to which Yuji and Nobara look over his shoulders, looking at his notes.

"Okay so...tall...." Yuji said.

"Dark," Nobara said. "And handsome."

"Has pretty eyes," Yuji said.

"And mysterious..." Nobara said, nodding her head. All of them are nodding their eyes. "Okay...so who got all that." Then the three blink and look at Megumi, slowly realizing something.

"What?"

"Megumi! You will become the host of the club." Daichi points with a smile.

"What?" Megumi narrowed his eyes. Nobara and Yuji became silent.

"You check everything off on this list! Tall, dark, handsome, mysterious, and not to mention your great emerald eyes." Daichi counts off his fingers, "Your glorious appearance can mesmerize any woman into hanging out with you and pay for you! You're the perfect guy! And no way the curse will ignore you if you become the host. It's perfect!"

Noabra and Yuji go 'uhhh....' while Sukuna inside Yuji, now cracking up.

"I don't think that's..." Yuji begins but Megumi cuts him off.

"So....let me straight. You want me to become a host to lure the curse out of hiding based on that investigation?" Megumi said, scowling even more.

"Uh-huh!" Daichi nods. "Great plan, right?!" He grins.

Nobara and Yuji are now sweatdropping. They can feel the anger from Megumi right now. They can see his eye twitching.

Then Megumi nods with a small smile, scaring Nobara and Yuji now. "Sure it is...want to know what I think of that?" He asked. He bonks Daichi on the head with a scowl. "OW!" Daichi yelled.

"What kind of DUMB plan is that?! What the hell, Daichi?!" Megumi makes Daichi cry out, "It's a good plan! Remember when we fought that curse that took the girl-" He receives a slap upside the head.

"We are not MENTIONING that again!" Megumi yelled. "ARE YOU CRAZY?! WHAT IS WRONG WTIH YOU?!"

"But the plan! It worked didn't it?!" Daichi said.

"Every time you plan something, it gets worse and worse! You want me to become a HOST because of your so-called 'educated' guess! To me, it sounds like a dumb guess that you come up on the fly! What makes you think I would agree to it?!"

"Because.....because....it's the best plan?!" Daichi smiles nervously and this Megumi narrows his eyes into silts now. Already, they can feel the anger coming from the shadow sorcerer. Nobara and Yuji take several steps back.

"Think about it, Fushiguro. This curse chooses its victims based on their appearances and has a history with this host club from what we got from the streets." Daichi tries to convince Megumi to see his logic. "Soon...they're going to go over to other clubs to find the next target on similar appearances even if Lovely Dovely gets shut down!"

Megumi grumbled but raised his eyelids a bit. Yuji and Nobara thought Daichi is getting to through him. However...Daichi's next words invalidate his entire logical explanation.

"Besides you're host material! Every girl's dream and fantasy!" Daichi gives his best smile. Nobara and Yuji just choked. Of course, they tried their best not to laugh because they could see Megumi is fuming.

Megumi snapped as he had that wide smile on his face.

"Yeah...he is so dead." Nobara whispered.

"Yep," Yuji said as Eito is on his shoulder giving a worried chirp.

Megumi can't help but laugh loudly this time, it sounds disturbing. To which Yuji and Nobara yell, "Daichi...RUN!!"

And Daichi did for dear life as he was being chased down by an angry Megumi, leaving Yuji, Nobara, and Eito sweatdropped while Sukuna was laughing his ass off. There were screams, shouting, and cursing in the alleys of Shinjuku. But soon, Daichi managed to convince Megumi to try out this plan. However, if it fails, Megumi promises him dearly that he's dead. So the stakes are high for this mission.

"Okay. To get started, we need clothes." Daichi stated. "Nobara. You know the best clothes, right?"

"Huh? I think so but what do I get in return?" Nobara asked with her arms crossed because she didn't want to deal with a grumbling Megumi and wasn't sure if the plan could work.

"I run into a host club down the street and they have trouble in coming in because of the curse. They said that they would give us money and free food if we solve it. Plus, they know the hostess clubs where they can give you the best clothes for a discount and for free." Daichi tells Nobara giving his credit card to her.

That was enough to convince Nobara Kugasaki when he said clothes. The young woman gives him a thumbs up and a grin, "Leave it to me!"

"Yuji! I need your help in dressing Megumi."

"Right!" Yuji nods. Megumi is now annoyed. "Aren't you two too happy about this?!" He questioned his classmates.

"But freebies, Fushiguro!!" Nobara and Yuji said in unison with a pout. Megumi made a face hearing that. Later on, thanks to Nobara's skill as a fashionista and Yuji's help in aiding Megumi to change clothes in a nearby clothing store. Nobara wiped some sweat from her brow as she saw her work. Yuji clasped his hands together seeing Nobara's work. "Wow! Nobara, you made Megumi really good."

Megumi twitched an eye. He wore in a dark blue suit, with a blue flower on his breast pocket and white pants. Underneath his dark suit is white. His hair is brushed, with bangs covering on one side while he still has spiky hair on another side and back.

"I think I did a good job, haven't I?" Nobara asked. Daichi and Yuji nodded as they clapped, "Yep, yep. You did!" Then a mouth forms on Yuji's cheek, "I must say you really look good, Fushiguro Megumi. No doubt, you make the women swoon for you and spend money on you for their time." Said Sukuna with a gleeful smile.

"See?! Even Sukuna thinks you're beautiful!" Daichi smiled. Then Daichi's collar is grabbed and pulled forward by a fuming scary Megumi.

"Remind me to beat you after this," Megumi said, glaring down at a scared Daichi. "You better hope your plan works for your sake, Kisho." He said his real name. Daichi is now sweating bullets and is shaking in his boots.

"Of course, it will work! Trust me!" Daichi laughed with his hands waving, assuring him. Nobara paid for the clothes on Daichi's credit card at the register. With that, Megumi lets go of him and walks on ahead to go back to Lovley Dovely host club.

And the group went back to the host club. The first thing to do is open it up and have Megumi sit in the lounge and wait for the curse to show up.

And that's how Megumi got in this situation, waiting for who knows how long.

I'm going to kill him.

Yeah, I'm going to kill him this time.

Megumi thought, gritting his teeth while sitting on the booth in the lounge, waiting for this curse to show up.

In the other room, the trio looks through the window door.

"Daichi, I don't think the curse is going to show up," Yuji said.

"It will." A few minutes passed. Eito chirps quietly.

"Are you sure that Megumi is the curse's type?" Nobara asked, looking at Daichi. "Yes, the list of victims that the curse attacked the people I talked to told me to have the same hair and build. I even have the host photos on their billboard and the customers and their competition point out which ones got attacked." He shows the photos to them. Yuji and Nobara went 'Oh' and went, "Yeah, yeah, now we see." All of the victims are dark, handsome, and attractive. Megumi is the perfect candidate.

"How exactly did you get them to talk to you?" Nobara asked.

"I told them that we're private investigators." Said Daichi. "It worked really well."

"That makes sense." Yuji said then looked at Megumi who is now tapping on his foot with his arms crossed. "Hope your plan works, Daichi. Because you know.....Megumi is going to let you have it this time." Yuji warns he could see Daichi sweat hearing that.

'And I can't wait to see what sort of punishment he will give out.' Sukuna said in Yuji's mind. Yuji sighs. Then the lights flickered. Everyone became tense. Megumi is now guard as the lights continue to flick. It suddenly went out making the place fall into silence. There is no sound or anything. Even from the outside. Then the light came back on followed by a sound of a bell. A woman has come in. A pretty modest woman. She had brown hair, a cute smile, and wearing modest clothes.

"Hm?" The woman blinked.

Huh? Daichi, Yuji and Nobara watched. Could it be the curse?

"Oh my! You must be the only one here! Is this place closed?" Asked the woman.

What should he do?

"I guess..." Megumi said. "Place is slow today."

"Good job, Fushiguro." Daichi whispered.

"We might close soon." Megumi sighed. Daichi blinked. Wait...what?! No! Don't say that! He thought as Eito chirps, making the flame sorcerer blink.

"Awww...but can you at least make a woman happy. At least listen to my troubles." Asked the woman. Megumi had to look at his friends especially Daichi who gives him the thumbs up. Damnit.

"Yeah sure. What can I do?" He asked. So the woman talked with him, talk about her job, her daily life and other mundane things.

"Jeez...Fushiguro at least like you're interested! He needs to go to class on customer service or how to make a woman happy at least!" Nobara sighed.

"But the plan is working, that's all it matter!" Daichi said.

"Looks like the lady is convinced that Megumi is a host. Man...you're not kidding when you said he's host material." Said Yuji making Daichi chuckle. "Am I ever wrong?" He chuckled.

"A few times." Nobara commented which made Daichi offended.

"Anyway...I come bearing gifts."

"Gifts?" Megumi blinked. The woman nodded happily, "Yes!" She brings out her bag to give a gift to him. "Here!" Daichi, Yuji, and Noabra are watching. This is too sudden.

"Sorry. I can't accept it." Said Megumi with his hand raised. "I'm just doing my job."

"Your job?" The woman blinked.

"Yes, I'm just a host who listened to women and served them, I can't take your gift," Megumi said, trying to be professional. Yeah, he's really going to kill Daichi for this.

"Oh...is that so...." The woman muttered. "Does that mean you do not love me?"

"Like I said...it's just a job." Megumi sighed.

She bit her lip then Megumi blinked to see that her bottom lip began to bleed. "Ma'am?"

"Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?!" The woman's tone shifted to raspy voice.

"!" Megumi looked at the woman as she began to transform. Hair begins to extend and her height grows as her body becomes slim. Her mouth went wider with sharp teeth. "YOU DON'T WANT MY GIFT BECAUSE YOU'RE SICK OF ME?! YOU BROKE MY HEART! YOU CARE ABOUT MONEY, YOU GREEDY SCUM BASTARD!" She lunges at Megumi with her sharp fingers. Megumi cursed and formed a shadow puppet.

A long tongue wrapped around his waist and took him as the curse missed. Slashing the couch in half. The curse hisses and looks towards the boys.

"DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME!!" The curse roared.

Thanks to his shikigami frog, Megumi is safe and now in battle stance.

"Megumi!" Daichi went over to his side along with Yuji and Nobara. Looks like Daichi's plan did work, much to Megumi's disgruntlement.. It brought forth the curse now. Now it won't stop till she gets revenge.

"Alright...time to do this." Daichi fires off a fireball but the curse evades and is now on the ceiling. She shrieks as it runs over to them from the ceiling. Nobara launched some nails at the curse and all the nails missed because she jumped. Noabara yells, "Hairpin!" The cursed energy from nails strikes the curse's leg.

She shrieked loudly and got angrier. Yuji jumps and goes to deliver a punch downwards, the curse hisses, using its strands of hair to capture Yuji. Daichi helps out by having Eito grab his hoodie with his beak and pull him away from her.

"Thanks, Eito!" Yuji said as he was put down. Eito chirps happily.

"Jeez...what grade is this curse? A grade 2?" Nobara said. The curse's hair is moving like tentacles. She is clawing against the wall with her sharp claws. Her white-out eyes are glaring at the group.

"Hair extension, sharp claws, and speed. This one is tricky." Daichi said. Megumi scoffs and forms a dog with his hand, "Totality." He had Totality go up against the curse. The curse has the agility of a cat and is now at the corner, going to strike her long hair at everyone. The curse and Totality go at each other but the curse's hair slams against the columns and hits the bar. Glass bottles of alcohol are smashed and liquid is spilled everywhere. The room has the smell of sake and other kinds of alcohol. The hair is now covering the room as the curse is getting angrier and angrier. Everyone is trying to avoid the strands as they get on the tables. The hair is growing, wrapping everything around the soon. Soon, they will trap the sorcerers and it's getting difficult.

"Man...this is like the Ju-On: The Grudge!" Daichi uttered. Now the curse has them trapped and it's hard to because right now. He can see Totality trapped as well. Megumi released him back into the shadows so it won't get destroyed.

"Daichi! Can you set it ablaze?!" Megumi said.

"I can..but if I do that. The fire will spread and might cause a problem due to the alcohol being spilled everywhere.." Daichi said. Shit, he should of plan this better.

"Well...we need something or else we get wrapped up!" Nobara said. It's hard to slam a nail at the hair because it will be stopped by the hair. She doesn't have time to use her Straw Doll technique on this. One wrong move and she is out of the fight. Yuji is hanging off the ceiling as the hair is getting close to him. Daichi tries to think.

"I think I have one. But it's a gamble!" He said. The three heard this and Megumi says. "If it's going to work. Do it!"

"Got it. And also I'm sorry!" Daichi went over to Megumi, grabbing his jacket. "Wait...what are you doing?!"

"Trust me on this!" Daichi yelled.

The curse hisses, "L-LOVE`" But Daichi calls over its attention.

"Not so fast, spirit!" Daichi said as the curse was now growling. He went Megumi side and quickly unbuttoned his shirt and rips his suit off. "Feast your eyes on this!" He said, showing Megumi's bare chest to her. Megumi widens his green eyes.

Everyone's jaw drops. Sukuna went wide-eyed seeing this. Including the curse, they see the curse stand still, and right away, blood drips from its nose with her wide eyes.

Did it have a nosebleed?! Noabra stared. But soon, the hair growth stops. "That's right! Look at him, he is the definition of your fantasy! A dark hero!" Daichi presented.

"Haaaaaaaa....so handsome~" The curse went as it looked stunned and dazed by Megumi's chest. There were some abs. Yuji would have sworn there are heart eyes.

"Nobara! Yuji!" Daichi said.

"Right!" Nobara throws her nails up in the air and hits them with her hammer. All of them strike the curse true, making her scream. Yuji punches the curse right with a Black Flash, purple blood spills onto the floor and the curse is now distinguished. The hair disintegrates. The room went back to normal. Only the bar is wrecked.

"Wow. That was a close one!" Yuji said.

"You tell me." Nobara said. "Can't believe your plan worked, Daichi."

"I know, right?" Daichi chuckled, getting the praise. "You see. I told my plans weren't bad right? You know what that means?"

"Yeah! Freebies!" Nobara and Yuji said with their fists pumped up in the air. They were laughing and happy.

"Once we tell the host club down the street about it, they will be very happy. I heard they sell milkshakes that are to die for! I can't believe that they sell them! And..." Then Daichi heard their laughter cease and saw their faces become pale. with their lips trembling "Uh...guys, you're okay?"

"Uh...Daichi." Yuji points and so did Nobara, "Behind you...." The duo are making panic faces as they jerk their fingers to get Daichi to turn around.

Then flame sorcerer felt some intense cursed energy behind them. He slowly looks to Megumi whose face darkened with his eyes closed and arms crossed. His jacket is unbuttoned and his chest is now bare. His hair returned to its usual look. Daichi is on his knees, cowering with his hands pressed together.

"Grrrr...." Megumi looks at Daichi with green eyes glowing now with his teeth gritting. Daichi laughs nervously,

"UH.....hahahahahahaha....sorry about that? Hey! I told you the plan worked, right?! Why so serious? You can't kill me if you said the plan works." Daichi laughed as Nobara and Yuji were sweating now. But that wasn't the problem. It's how Daichi distracted the curse that is the problem.

Slowly, Megumi uncrossed his arms and raised his hands together, to make a shadow puppet.

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On the streets of Shinjuku, a door was kicked down as Daichi got out of the host club fast and ran down the street as fast as he could. Soon a horde of white bunnies emerged and ran after him.

"DAICHIIIIIIIIII!"

Megumi got out of the building and is now pissed off. "YOU SON OF- GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK HERE!" He yelled, chasing after him. Leaving a stunned Nobara and Yuji inside. Yuji had Eito in his arms.

"Uhhh...should we?" Yuji begins.

"Nah. Let's call Gojo-sensei that the mission is completed." Nobara texted him on her phone and they could hear Daichi's cries and Megumi's evil laughter. At this point, Nobara is now getting used to this while Yuji sighs. The pink-haired teen can hear Sukuna laughing non-stop. Full belly laughs.

'This is entertainment!' Sukuna laughed. Yeah...once Gojo-sensei found out about this. He will be laughing too.

"I think I should write the report for their both of sakes." Yuji volunteered. They can still hear the screams and evil laughter.

"MEGUMI! I SAID I WAS SORRY!"

"FIRST YOU WANTED ME TO BECOME HOST AND NOW YOU GO AND DO THIS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"I SAID IT WAS A GAMBLE AND IT WORKED! THE CURSE LIKES YOU EVEN IF IT IS MAD!!'

"YOU'RE SO DEAD! SO FUCKING DEAD!'

'I can't wait to tell the princess about this! She would be delighted!' Sukuna said in his head.

'Right. Just don't tell Taz about host clubs.' Yuji told.

'Got it. But I can't promise anything if the pup asks my princess..' Sukuna said.

"Let's hope the clothes that we buy aren't messed up," Nobara said. "But on the bright side, let's hope Daichi holds up his promise of getting us milkshakes!"

"If he can survive...." Yuji sweatdropped. Another mission accomplishment. He wonders what the next mission brings.

To be continued...

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Who in you’re opinion are the 5 best written characters in jjk?

1. Suguru Geto

Geto is the type of character I refer to as an "empathy monster", his genuine feelings of empathy for other people just make him all the more monstrous. Empathy isn't a positive or negative trait, it's just one personality trait that makes a person. It's just the ability to inuit other people's emotions naturally. It's not some magical trait that makes you a good guy. Suguru starts out his story as someone who strives to be good, but in a "self righteous" way. He's trying to assure himself that he's a good person, that his beliefs are the right ones.

Geto and Gojo work so well as character foils, because they are essentially the same person. They're both "the strongest" and that makes them see themselves as apart from normal people. Geto at first believes it's his duty to help weak people, but that still comes from a place of looking down on them.

Then Geto is put through something no normal teenager should have gone through, he gets close to a girl, only to watch her die right in front of him when he promised to be the one to save her and fall away from his best friend shortly after, because when Satoru became the strongest it seemed like he didn't need him anymore.

Geto sees himself above normal people, but it's actually him genuinely connecting to someone he and Gojo would have dismissed as a normal person before in Riko Amanai, and seeing her desire to live in this world the same as everyone else, only for it to be taken away that breaks Geto. Geto feels this empathy deeper and stronger than everything else, and because he cares the loss absolutely devestates him and the only way for him to go forward is to just cut off that empathy. He starts seeing everyone, except for the sorcers closest to him as being human. He disqualifies them.

Geto works so well as a character, because it's his good qualities that drive him to tragedy not his faults. He shows how uncaring the world of sorcerers is, if trying to be a genuinely caring person can be a fault that drives you off the edge.

2. Satoru Gojo.

Gojo's writing is well done because it's balanced, the entire character is built around the idea of being "the strongest" but instead of it being a power fantasy, Gojou's character revolves more around how much it sucks to be him.

Gojo can win any fight alone, but it doesn't get him what he wants. He can't use his strength to solve every problem. There are several things he can't do, he can't teach that well, understand or relate to other people, play politics with others.

What Gojo wants is a better world, and comrades that can stay by his side without getting left behind, but he can't have those things. Gojo actually has an insecurity around being the strongest, because he thinks it's all that defines him. He sees his strength as insufficient ultimately because there is so much he failed to do. He has strength, but he couldn't save Geto. Gojo is the strongest man in the whole world and still he fails, he makes mistakes like any other human. Just like his character profile says, Gojo can do almost anything, but there's nothing he particularly wants to do and when he does find something it slips out of his fingers.

3. Okkotsu Yuta.

Jujutsu Kaisen writes main characters well, and it does this by not allowing them to be "the main characters' of their stories. In most stories the world revolves around the viewpoint of the protagonists. However, in the case of both Yuji and Yuta every time they try to view themselves as the heroes, or act self-centered in their viewpoints, they get slapped in the face and reminded that they're not the only ones fighting here.

Yuta is a well thought out version of the "nakama" trope, in that Yuta's entire problem is how codependent he is. He can't function without people around him. He was so afraid of losing Rika when he was young, that he cursed her and bound her to him for years after her death which inevitably made her suffer.

Yuta's passivity is also a serious flaw. Maki calls him out for "playing the victim" as an excuse to avoid responsibility. If he lets others push him around, then he doesn't ever have to make decisions for his actions because he's "not at fault." Yuta's arc in Zero is forcing him to grow up and take responsibility, otherwise he'll keep hurting the people around him like he did Rika, and I hope we can see the conintuation of that arc.

4.  Kokichi Muta.

Kokichi is a perfectly executed tragic character. His circumstances aren't his own fault, but he still makes bad choices in those circumstances.

Kokichi's desire is to be together with everyone else. However, Kokichi is so afraid of his friends hating him, because of how worthless he believes his own body to be that he can't let them close. Kokichi has internalized the idea that he's weak, so he takes all the burdens on his own shoulders in an attempt to prove he's strong.

That, is what leads him to try to challenge Mahito all on his own. He wants to be closer to the others, but he can't bring himself to rely on them. It leads to one of the saddest scenes in the manga, and expresses the tragedy that's repeated again and again in the jujutsu world, that these are all just kids that want to be friends, and have the normal lives everyone else have. I want to be together with everyone. That's what Riko said. That's what Kokichi said. That's what Yuji tried to promise to Junpei. We want the characters we like to be happy, but to the ones with unhappy endings their story still matters.

Kokichi couldn't leave his room in the end, but even so there was still someone who loved him in Miwa, there's still someone who will remember him - and there's a power in someone who tried their hardest to live and love even if they failed in the end.

5. Mahito.

Anyway, now I'm going to praise the asshole that killed my other favorite.

Mahito is a frankenstein's monster like Dabi, he's just a little uglier. Mahito serves as an embodiment, a walking, breathing, id of human selfishness and desire. What's so interesting about his character are all his nasty traits are perfectly human ones. Human pettiness. Human jealousy. Human fickleness. The things that Mahito does are all things other humans do with each other. A confrontation with him is like an acknowledgement of just how terrible people can be to each other.

However, there's more to him than that Mahito is basically an infant, he is frankenstein's monster, a creation of humanity but distinctly not human and unaware of what he truly is. What I'm invested in is the potential of a character like Mahito. His starting point si the absolute worst of humanity, but humans are ore than just their bad traits. Just looking at the bad parts of people you're not looking at the whole truth. I'm interested in what kind of character that Mahito can grow into as he gains a wider view of the world around him, because he is a curious learning thing.

I actually hope we see him come back in canon after being eaten by Getwo, because there's a lot more that could be done with a character with so much potential as him.

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Part 1: The Compatibility between Pisces and Capricorn

Hello everyone! Today, since I am hella bored and have nothing to do this fine evening, I am going to talk about the relationship between our two boys; Yuji and Megumi and how much they represent their signs so much.

Before I get started, I am not going to talk about their sex life even though it’s kinda important if you are into astrology, however, for this case I won’t because both of them are minors. But if you want to read more about their comparability then be my guess and look at the underline links. I will provide links in the discussion so you can have a better understanding on how the signs are and use manga pages for you to visually see it.

Also, excuse my English. I am very bad at it! Even though it’s my first language I still have lots of errors in my writing!

Also beware of manga spoilers too!!

Let’s get started on this very long essay!

Traits of a Pisces: Itadori Yuji

Positive: Compassionate (top), empathetic (middle), & creative (bottom)

We also have: Warm/gentle, caring, intellectual, animal lover, and romantic

Here we have the positive side of a Pisces and let me tell you it screams Yuji so damn much. Yuji is such a compassionate guy. I don’t think I have never seen a character who is very compassionate like Yuji (I have but we are talking about Yuji here lol). He can empathize with a whole lot of people and no matter what the situation is he understands. Yuji doesn’t need to have the same experience as someone because he can feel and get in their head to make him understand what their going through. Which brings me to that he has a really high empathy level when it comes to people (I can relate a lot because I have the same thing). However, having a lot of empathy isn’t all that’s cracked up to be but I’ll talk about it soon.

A Pisces is also very creative and they love hobbies. One of Yuji’s favorite hobbies is, I have a feeling is sports but that just based on what his old school thought of him + the baseball game. Plus cooking! Cooking is an amazing hobby and it lets you get creative with your hands and skills! I like to imagine that he is the best cook throughout the school and loves to share with his classmates and have them rate his cooking lol! Cooking is also a relief of stress so I can also imagine him having a bad day and just ends up being in the kitchen.

Now....

Negative: Overly emotional (top), impressionable (bottom), closed off (middle)

I messed up the order lol

We also have: melancholy, lazy, stubborn, moodiness, etc

Yuji is a very emotional person. We have seen him at his best and at his worse. He is such an emotional person that he felt bad for killing Choso’s brothers. His emotions gets the best of him when Junpei died, Megumi was hurt, seeing what Sukuna has done in Shibuya, and Nanamin/Nobara getting destroyed by Mahito. It’s an unhealthy feeling because we’ve seen Yuji get distracted with his injured friends and him kinda fucking up on his fighting. Another unhealthy trait that Yuji had is not talking about himself. We’ve seen him not talk about his feelings and I mean personal deep feelings that’s always going to be in the back of his head. Like when Megumi knows that something happened to Yuji but Yuji simple doesn’t want to talk about and closes it. He doesn’t really like talking about himself and rather hear other people/helping other people rather than face his own demons. If he’s facing his own demons, he rather be doing it on his own.

I also want to point out that many people think that he gets over people’s death hella easily. No... that is not true whatsoever. The boy has been through so much trauma that eventually you just get so tired of crying about it and you don’t have the energy anymore, you eventually start telling yourself “it is what it is” or “what can I do now?”. Noabra is a perfect example. He didn’t need to cry because he had the biggest mental breakdown when it happened. So when he asked Megumi about her status... he just had to say “alright”.

In my theories... she is definitely alive. Again, Gege is playing half of you guys. She is gonna pop out in the next couple of chapters or even the one coming up next.

Another things that I find interesting in Yuji which according to the links I put, Pisces tend to trust people easily:

Ease of being cheated: A desire to see the best things in other people makes the Two Fish very impressionable individuals. They trust others without any suspicions and often suffer from their frivolity. Any pressure of stronger people is accepted as a command for them and they easily agree with them without any doubts.

For instant, Todo and Choso. Those two mf were about to kill him but they didn’t because of what Yuji’s mind fuck did (I know Gege sensei said that isn’t a theory but still it’s mind fuck lol) He instantly call Todo his best friend like I can hear Nobara (Big sis) twitching somewhere lol. Whenever I think of Yuji and Todo’s relationship, I think of Vinny and Paula D from Jersey Shore haha!

Any who, while trusting people isn’t a bad thing, you still don’t know what their intentions are and everything. It’s a very naive thing to do.

But I felt for Yuji and Choso... Yuji didn’t have much of a choice...

I would like to know what changed Yuji’s mind into staying with Choso. I’m curious how Yuji “trusted” being with Choso after everything that went down. Yuji is a very forgiving character too (minus Mahito). But now, I think we can see that Choso has no bad intentions towards Yuji because he “might” be his brother. And their so cute too!!

On to our other boy!

Traits of a Capricorn: Megumi Fushiguro

Positive: Resourcefulness (top), discipline/patient (middle: also thank @pantherbeamish for the photos!), and reliability (bottom)

We also have: Responsibility, loyalty, diligence, team player, etc

Megumi is a very interesting character. Whenever I see him I get more interested in him. He is exactly what you would describe a Capricorn. We have seen Megumi be resourceful when it comes understanding how curse energy works thanks to him. He is very detailed when it comes to explaining and also a very patient man when Yuji, who doesn’t know jack shit about the Jujutsu world. Never, not once, does Megumi call Yuji an idiot for not knowing all these things. That’s what makes him amazing because if it were other Shonen mangas, the “rival” would’ve called Yuji an idiot. The only time Megumi ever calls Yuji an idiot is when Yuji literally does or says something stupid. To me, that is normal and not being a dick about it because we all know that if we had a friend like Yuji we would’ve stared at him like “why are you like this...”

It’s me... I’m a lot like Yuji lol

But no, he is very patient and tries to explain everything to Yuji as best as he can. I have this thing where almost everyone relies on Megumi a lot because he’s a serious guy + very responsible with his tasks. We see Maki trusting Megumi too. Like the time when Megumi was hyping Yuji up saying he can beat everyone in the Kyoto school if they didn’t use curse energy (something like that lol). Yuji also can confirm himself that Megumi is very reliable. He mentioned it while back at the prison because both sibling duo thought they were lost.

Negative: Sensitivity (top), seriousness (middle), reservation (bottom)

We also have: Unforgiving, criticism, suspicion, pickiness, etc

Just like Yuji, we have seen Megumi’s negative side a lot but it’s simply because he’s sensitive and thinks logically. Sometimes, I also feel like he thinks through his heart as well but that’s just me. That is where the sensitivity comes along. Megumi is hella sensitive he doesn’t need to show it because you can feel it.

In the article:

Sensitivity: It is better not to offend Capricorns who are very sensitive people. They can’t stand being laughed at and remain serious in public but feel badly deeply in their souls. Even a minor joke can result in resentment from their side!

In many, many occasions we have seen everyone fucking around or getting on Megumi’s nerves, especially in our recent Jujustroll where Gojo is saying a bunch of nonsense and embarrassing tf out of Megumi. His seriousness gets in the way and that’s what makes him sensitive.

On the side note: I also wanted to add something. As I was reading a few articles, some mentioned that Capricorns are... bland. Please, Capricorns!! No me ataques! I just find it interesting that someone, like Todo, who thinks Megumi is boring. Todo honestly thought he was boring since he first asked him what was his type and while Megumi gave us the best answer, Todo expected something more fun. But no, it was boring. Also, Megumi lives a simple life. Now, I’m not saying that Megumi is boring because as a matter of fact I like how simple he is. He likes to keep things neutral. Personally, on his activities he is considered “bland” and honestly, I can see why but I would still go out my way to enjoy it with him if I was his significant other lol I also feel like he has a good sense of style in fashion. I’m saying that judging from the official arts + “Lost In Paradise” because in that ED Megumi be looking like a bowl of fruits. A bowl of snacks lmao!

But, anyways! Megumi is also reserved to himself. He does not like talking about himself at all (hon hon does that sound like someone?). He doesn’t open up to a lot of people but I kinda feel like he does with Gojo but that’s just because Gojo raised him and he just knows when Megumi is feeling a certain way. Also, I bet Gojo just knows when Megumi is having a bad day too. We witnessed him just being in his own bubble in the current arc that is happened in the anime. Yuji and Nobara calls him out about him being so reserved to himself. He does eventually tells them what is going on, but it takes a lot for a Capricorn to open up and it’s totally understandable. I feel as if you want a Capricorn to open up, you have to let them give you time for them to get to know you. Give them your intentions and put in the effort to make them trust you.

Now in to the fun part!!

1. Trust:

Positive:

Articles 1: They will often understand each other well enough to respect their relationship and keep it clear of dishonesty

I’m a use this imagine again btw because this speaks their relationship clearly

I think what I truly love about their relationship and love the idea of them being an endgame is the trust that they have for one another(even though someone is gonna die). They barely knew each other for 2 months and their chemistry is off the mf charts.

The picture above isn’t just them having an eye opening moment but the fact that they trust each other to save one another.

Megumi had saved Yuji so many time

Yuji had also saved Megumi so many times

Tbh, when I was thinking about Megumi coming in to save Yuji from Yuuta and Naoya, I thought it would be the same as when Yuji saved Megumi and Maki from Hanami, but we got something better. We got to see Megumi never doubting Yuji and always making sure that he gives him as many chances as he gives. I hope that sparks a realization for Yuji because sometimes I always felt that he doesn’t really acknowledges Megumi doing a whole lotta things for Yuji. I’m still complaining about it because if he can say “thank you, best friend” to Todo or “thank you, Kugisaki, for letting me know that I am not alone” to Nobara, then he should definitely see how much Megumi gives a fuck about him.

I expect a “thank for being by my side and never doubting me” for Megumi.

Articles 2: Pisces, who prefers to hand off important decision-making to dominant Capricorn, feeds into the goat’s need to be in control. On the flip side, Capricorn trusts Pisces to attend to its emotional needs—something that can be very difficult to allow at first.

This is interesting because a lot of the time Megumi is always making the plans and the choices. I feel like Yuji tends to rely on Megumi a lot because Yuji respects the way Megumi thinks (I’m not saying he doesn’t do that with anyone either).

Another thing is that:

“Capricorn trust Pisces to attend to its emotional needs-something that can be very difficult to allow at first”

I want to use Yuji asking Yuuta to kill him if Sukuna comes out especially for Megumi’s sake as an example of “emotional needs” because we see that Yuji does not want to be anywhere near Megumi because of Sukuna. In Yuji’s emotional state, he would rather have Yuuta kill him than Megumi. A lot of people also have this head canon that the reason why he asked Yuuta to kill him instead of Megumi is because Megumi already has a lot on his plate or something. I forgot the theory lol

But... I have a feeling that Megumi is gonna end up killing Yuji at the end because it should be him...

But yes,

Let’s see where things end with the current event that is happening now.

But unfortunately, I have to stop right here because Tumblr only allows 10 images in one post. Tragic!

I do hope you guys enjoy and please comment if I’m missing anything with them! Let’s hope I won’t take long with part 2 because I’m hella busy at times! Overall, tell me what you guys think!

[gojojogo]

How To Be A Shaman

Rule One: Give, Give and Give

“So why should I help you?”

“It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity,” he took a bite out of his pastelito, the warm guava hitting his taste buds. He lets out a loud moan of delight, disturbing the person right across from him. She looks around quite embarrassed from his action, seeing the reactions from others around them.

Slouching in her chair, trying to disassociate herself from him, “again, why should I sacrifice that much for this cause?” He looked at her, for being a special grade sorcerer she does have a bashful personality. He wonders whether to detract his proposal. Since the ambush from that unknown special grade curse, he has an inkling things will begin to change and quick. The higher ups may believe that all is well, but he knows otherwise. These upcoming sorcerers and curses will not be contained to the system the jujutsu society has deemed relevant and correct.

The silence from her colleague irked her. Gojo looks at her with amusement as he takes another bite. He knows he is asking for so much, especially being quite literally a stranger to her. But he must somehow persuade her. He has heard countless stories about her cursed technique. He is interested to learn how a special grade sorcerer came from a clan who all specialized in healing.

“You do know there are other people more suited for this, like Yuki Tsukumo. Or possibly that grade one sorcerer, I forgot her name, but she only does things for money. If you give her a good price, I bet she would do it.” Her eyes lit up at her epiphany. Sitting up straight in her chair, staring at the sorcerer as she waits for his response.

“No,” she deflates at his response, pinching her nose bridge. His whole proposal is unorthodox, and she quite frankly does not think it would matter to the higher ups. She thinks its more of a way to tie her down to forcibly help him with the new vessel. If she says yes, she will be pulled into this mess of an idea. She had to think fast, she motioned to the waiter for their check.

“My answer has not changed,” she firmly said while adverting her eyes everywhere but to the white-haired sorcerer. Thanking the waiter for their bill, she pulled her wallet out when Gojo beat her by giving the waiter his card. “Thank you for paying, back to the topic; I hope you find someone who can help you,” mentally patting herself on the back for thinking quick.

“You know the world is changing, we have to be prepared. The emergence on Sukuna’s vessel will cause a resonance in the curses,” Gojo notices her sudden somber eyes, “we must take advantage of the vessel to get rid of these fingers. Who knows when it will be for another vessel to be discovered?”

“Do not lecture me on the importance of the vessel. I fully understand what this means for all of us. But I cannot see myself agreeing to your proposal,” she waved her hands up and down like an Aircraft Marshall, “Dammit Gojo how will marrying you help this situation? Last time I checked we are practically strangers to each other,” motioning the two of them with her index finger, “and people surprisingly have a life outside of being a sorcerer,” her implications went through one ear and out the other.

Ignoring that last part, he put his hand out, “My name is Satoru Gojo,” a few seconds passed by before she shook his hand. “You are insane,” laughing at his antics. “Nice to meet you You’re Insane, sounds foreign,” Gojo tilt his head down sending her a toothy grin. Her eyes travelled up his face, his bright blue eyes startled her. Although strangers, she is familiar with his work in the field. Those six eyes are something else now that she is in the present of them. The laughter died down, and silence rose again. The latin music in the background filled their ears.

[Quienes son ellos para juzgar lo de nosotros?

Sé que suena un poco loco,

Pero contigo la paso bien]*

“Miami has a nice climate all year long, I heard, especially for weddings.” Gojo wiggled his eyebrows to her. Shaking her head, reiterating her answer to him. How is it so easy for him to accept this type of idea. She cannot fathom his mind. The familiar language sounding through the speakers gave her an uneasy feeling.

[Y si le pido que sea mi nena,

Poder para siempre tenerla,

Sabes que quiero,

Pero el destino nos volvió

Amantes]**

“Well, it was a pleasure meeting you Satoru Gojo. I hope you have a safe flight back to Japan,” she excuses herself from the table. She had not taken two steps away from the table and she felt a sudden motion heading for her hand. In a split second she activated her technique, Gojo’s right hand was jerked to the opposite direction before he could even touch her.

“That is some pull you have,” Gojo smirks at her as if he were the one who made that happen. Her jaw dropped; this guy is becoming so annoying. She scoffed and walked away without saying anything. “My flight leaves in two days, if you change your mind,” he screams across the small room, “you have my number.” She flinched at his loudness. How rude of him to disrupt others, she thought. She quickly ran out avoiding the obvious stares from the people around her.

Walking down the road, she heard a ding from her phone.

Amor <3: What movie do you want to see tonight?

The message alone made her smile across her face. But it did not stay for long, as she remembered her encounter with Gojo. What a bothersome man, she expected him to be more mature, given his age.

Me: Anything but romantic, please.

Letting out a sigh, her feet stopped. Things will not be the same soon, she needs to expect the unexpected now. “Yuji Itadori, why did you eat that awful finger!” with all her might she screamed at the sky.

Miles away, the young man Yuji Itadori sneezed loud. “The rain must have given you a cold Itadori-kun,” straightforwardly stated Kento Nanami.

*Who are they to judge us?

I know it sounds a little crazy, but I'm having a good time with you*

**And if I ask her to be my baby, I'll be able to have her forever.

You know I want to, but fate turned us...

Lovers**