#˚⊱🍪 𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒𝓈���⊰˚

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Mmm prof sukuna is just...yummy. I can't even.

But since we're doing this, Prof Gojo. He teaches theoretical physics. Your major required you to take it. So you do, your senior year of undergrad. But you're an experimental physics kinda person. So you argue with him day and night. So it surprises you when you're a grad student that he seeks you out to bounce ideas off of. He invites you to join a collaboration. He introduces you to people. This man is not your advisor, but he's always creating an opportunity for you. Eventually, your going to dinner meetings with him and several other professors from the department. You're surprised to learn they ALL think you're his girlfriend. And he doesn't deny it. In fact, he just smirks and changes the subject. Now no matter who you deny it to, they all just say that you don't have to pretend and that it's not that weird. Except now, no one asks you out. Because they all think you're taken. You ask Satoru to clear things up and he just says to let it pass. The more you deny it, the worse it'll get. Eventually, eventually, you just give up and hang around him like normal. You're getting good opportunities out of it and he's a really good friend. Even if he is a theoretical physicist. But it all changes after you defend your dissertation. He comes and listens and afterward takes you for ice cream, and he kisses you. he tells you he was waiting until you weren't a student anymore. You're flabbergasted. And a little mad cause you barely get laid for two and a half years cause everyone you met on campus thought you were dating this man and time off campus was rare. But fear not cause you decide to get even. You demand he make up for all 30 months you went without.

Side note: geto is def an English prof right? And Nanami is math?

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🧠 nonny! pookies you eating with these! also prof geto is most def english, philosophy or anthro 100% and I can totally see prof nanami as math or he might be a dr on the md track and be your like attending when ur a resident kdhfkshfa.

prof gojo is really cute. i like how he played the long game and waited. i was surprised cause i didnt think he'd have it in him to do it but it make sense he could here if everyone thought you were dating already lefhdsdlkfhudslkfh. lmfao watch he's like fanning the flames himself behind your back.

ahhh wait i can't leave out my husband... even though i do NOT see him as an academic lmfao at all. buuuut WALK WITH ME HERE... professor toji of sports medicine.

prof toji happened to fall into the role more than anything. a former olympian he has over a dozen gold metals, the highest ever for a single person in japan and the first person to ever participate—let alone win in multiple categories. his physical prowess is a wonder to modern science and its purely his obsession with to being at his physical peak that drives him into academia so he could learn more about his body after being disillusioned with 'incompetent' personal trainers and physical therapist, taking his care into his own hands. prof toji now retired was practically begged to come to the university to teach. he teaches one class but mostly heads sports medicine at a university with a medical center where he trains and conditions sports athletes—you happen to be his TA/assistant, a former promising gymnast olympian but sidelined due to a wrist that never healed right. Toji is annoyed by you at first, brash disposition and a widower, he's not very personable at all. but one day you happen to be with him when his nanny has an emergency and drops a young 5 year old megumi off at his offices early. prof toji has to evaluate the swimmers in 20 minutes and it be too dangerous to take him to the pools, so you offer to watch him and toji, while skeptical has no choice but to let you. prof toji is quite shocked upon his return to find you in the aerobics area and megumi actually laughing—you taught him summersaults and he can almost do a cartwheel without falling over. he hasn't seen him laugh like that since his mom passed. prof toji feels indebted to you now and he hates that so he offers to take a look at your wrist even though you say theres 'nothing that can be done' which prof toji scoffs at. It takes a minor surgery and almost a year of physical therapy, strict diet and training regimine at his directive but your wrist actually heals!

fast forward 2 years and you are actually at the olympics! a bit older for the category but due to the immaculate physical therapy and training from prof toji you manage to get gold by mere fractions of points! taking it from the current champion of the last 3 years! prof toji is the first one to catch your eye when your scores are announced and when you flew into his arms out of gratitude he couldn't help the passionate kissed that followed as he literally kissed you for the first time in front of the whole world!

OMFGBFKSDHFKVA WAIT I ACTUALLLY ATE WITH THIS I ATE SO FUCKING HARDLJCSDLKJFHDSKJB I GOTTA WRITE THIS... NO STAWP I ALREADY HAVE TOO MCUHDFHSDJKCBK. WHO WANTS ME TO WRITE THIS?!

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Hey sweets only 5 weeks left until GRE so fingers crossed.

I however am thinking really hard about jjk men and they're physical affection styles.

Suguru who likes to lay on you while you're in bed. Pillow? He's never heard of one. His head belongs on your thighs or your belly. He says you're just softer than the pillows which you know isn't true cause you sleep on pillows that feel like a cloud.

Satoru who likes to lay on your tits night matter how many times you tell him his hair is in your face. You're trying to read and he's literally right there. And eventually he starts mouthing at your tits. You have to be wearing the most unattractive tshirt to bed to fend him off and still he just puts his head under your shirt and keeps going at it. If you tell him no he pouts

Nanami normal man that he is loves to cuddle. He's not much for PDA but wheb you're alone he's right by you. If you go to bed before him, he puts everything away, turns off the TV and comes to cuddle behind you.

Toji lays on your ass. Like formerly you're reading on the bed and he tells you to get on your belly. For a minute you think he wants sexy time but nope he lays his big ass head right on your ass and tells you to stay still cause he wants to take a nap. If you try to move he smacks it.

Sukuna, you're sitting on his lap while he palms your ass. He's aware he is too large to be laying up on you so he just has you sit on his lap when he's feeling affectionate. He'll still be going about his business but he likes having you there.

Choso, I think he'd kiss the back of your neck when he feels affectionate. Like nothing overly sexual just a quick peck but it's meaningful. Arms wrapped around you head buried in your shoulder then a quick peck to the back of the neck .

Anyway this has been

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🧠 nonny! you are in the final stretch! you're gonna do great i know it!

ahhhh these were so cute though!

yessss sugu use me like a body pillow!! stage 5 clinger in bed, i imagine you wake up and 85% of his body is just on top of you.

lmfaoo its so gojo to be about the tits. i also see this being choso too. they are both big babies in my mind lchdhjhcbkdfjh

i so see the vision of nanami keeping a respectable distance in public but clinging to you in bed. wrapping his strong arms around you. eeeeeeeeeee!!!

toji and sukuna both would be ass men. i know toji too the type to bury his head into pillows so his face is gonna be DEEP in your cheeks while he snoozing away and you're getting wetter by the minute

and you better not even THINK about getting up from sukuna's lap once he puts you there. ask nicely and he might let you go pee but hes gonna be a lil pouty about it.

awee i do love the neck kisses from choso. i imagine at first he doesnt even realize sneaking up behind you scares the shit out of you so he tries to make a lil noise so you cut off your finger chopping veggies in the kitchen when he comes up behind you. although sometimes when you aren't holding sharp utensils he'll "accidentally" scare you anyway. he just loves to hear your heart beat and how it soothes down to its own kind of erratic beat when you get butterflies from all the neck kisses.

gold once again babes! i hope this week is good to you doll!!

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I been thinking...teasing suguru and satoru are different beasts.

You tease suguru and he finds it cute for now and shows you later. It's just a short skirt and you think so little of wearing it. But then he does that eyes closed smile. Then he looks at you like you're his next meal and you just KNOWWWWW YOU'RE FUCKED. Literally. You are crawling away while he whispers in your ear not to run from it. 🥴

Meanwhile, Satoru starts teasing you back. You wear a low cut top and he unbuttons his top two buttons. You wear a tight skirt? He's in gray sweatpants like a SLUT! He will match your energy and it's soooo sexy that you're not surprised when y'all can't make it to the house and end up going at it in the car.

Also Nanamiii (cause we know that's my fucking man) he doesn't tolerate the teasing. Last time you tried to tease him at a get together, he followed you to the bathroom, smacked your ass right outside of it and whispered how naughty you were. He spent the whole night pretending to ignore you while giving you faint touches. And when you got home...he DIDN'T fuck you. Because "bad girls don't get to cum". He woke you up the next morning with a kiss on the neck and another smack to the ass before Asking if you were ready to behave.

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🧠 baeee omg yesssss!

Sugu definitely gonna let you have your fun and then tear that ass up later. Haha I can definitely see it. Also im a huge brat so my ass definitely gonna be in trouble later.

LOL gojo def matching energy. i swear one of these days y'all gonna get arrested for indecent exposure the way y'all be pushing it cause he aint gonna back down so its up to you 😩🩷

Nanami is just mean diuherfkbrfdkshbdf omfg thats torture. 😭😭 that ass smack though ugh, you know he mean business too.

Toji i feel like would be like Suguru he just gonna let you dig yourself into a hole.

Choso, you could get away with ALOT i feel like. The only way he snapping is if you try to make him jealous and flirt with someone else. now its the next day and you cant walk because he had to remind your little pussy who she belonged to. 😩 😩 😩

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PLSS KALI i need a whiff of those balls right after a workout. sweaty , musky testicles to the bridge of my nose im not kidding. can you imagine what those pits smell like after the gym 🤤🤤🤤. my mouth is watering in real time. but the way i wanna play w his balls in my mouth like two marbles swishing around im FERAL for that fictional dick. when im ovulating all i can think ab is toji doing me dirty in prone bone OH MY GOD i need that massive man fucking me into the mattress. like i need his balls to tense up when im around. he needs to know im his BEST eater. need his libido saying SLOW DOWN BITCH. i need him abusing my gspot just once 🤓☝🏽 and ill be set for life 😩. thank u gege for creating my baby daddy, now creat a scene in the manga where he comes back and breaks my fucking back and bed. this is very incoherent but jesus seeing yall talk ab tojis gooch made me wanna rant.

can i be 🦷 anon? pretty please?

HIII 🦷 nonny welcome pookies!! dflhjkadskfj prone bone toji yasss with like a foot on the back your head keeping you down...dfjklhsfdkjs gege needs to deliver toji doujin porn istg.

also you got me writing... smellygym!toji thots... imagine toji gets home from the gym and you just immediately attack him. he always works out hard so he lets you pretty much do your thing and love him and all his stinky down.

you do just that as your drag him to the couch, already having a beer open ready for him the second you heard his car in the driveway. haphazardly, you toss him the remote so he can watch whatever game was on while you straddle him.

toji turns on the game and takes a sip of beer while you grind on his thick daddy sized thighs. needing more sticky wet contact, you peer off his sweat soaked shirt. toji grins at how eager you are scent yourself on him rubbing your body against his. uncaring how "gross", he was, in fact he was almost sure you preferred him better a lil sweaty.

spoiler alert—you do.

toji can feel how warm and moist your lil cunny is getting through his gym shorts. especially as you burrow your head into the musky fold under his shoulder. swirling patterns of slick sweat over his ribs and biceps as you grop him desperately while you gasp like you've never breathed air before while inside his pit.

toji can feel your hips pick up speed and your thighs clench around his muscular one.

"ya gonna cum already, mama?"

muffled affirmations fumble from your lips, he smelled extra potent today. the pheromones lacing his scent making you lose your own goddamn mind.

"did extra sets today just f'er my nasty lil slut, made sure to get nice and sweaty."

"f-fank yoou dafdy, fuk!" you cry out into his pit.

toji takes another swig of beer before placing it down on the table next to the sofa, his free hand now guiding your hips even faster on him. leaving a slime trail of your depravity lingering on his shorts.

wanting to taste him your tongue flattens to lap at the musty sweat, not caring that his this thick hairs scrape over your tongue. you gasp as the bitter taste of his musk stains your throat and you nearly choke from the loss of air as his heavy bicep presses you deeper into him. toji twitches, ticklish from your nasty lil tongue. the jerk of his body drives his thigh further up into you and smashing your sensitive clit and that's enough from your orgasm to rack threw your body as your muted moans resound from his pit.

you take a moment, dizzy as you heave, sliding your head out and onto his chest.

"ya still want more, my freaky lil' mama?"

you can only weakly nod as your body replenishes itself with the much needed untainted oxygen.

toji lifts you momentarily chuckling at your whines as he pushes his shorts down his hips just enough to bring out his dick and balls. "well you better get to it then mamas." toji smacks your ass. "these dirty balls ain't gonna gargle themselves."

.....lmfao nonny u got the toji demons coming out of me right now. cause wtf is thiskdshfsjkdhsdjhk 😭😭😭 consider this welcome present.

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Not sure if this was ever asked before but among jjk men, who do you think would have piercings and/or tattoos 🤔 (Not counting those tattoos Sukie has). My best for on Choso and Toji honestly.

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heyyyy 🪼 nonny sweets! ooh, lets see... tats: i think everyone but gojo might get a tattoo. gojo i see being terrified of needles.

nanami if he got one would be of something super meanfuling and simple.

geto, choso and sukuna ofc getting tatted tf up with anything and everything at a whim.

toji though honestly unless its like a yakuza au i dont think he'd get tatted. i kinda see him not caring enough about something to want to get it tattooed. plus i think he might see it as a distraction from his jacked greek god-like physique. i do think once he'd settle down though he might get something small a string of numbers for the day he met you and the birthdates of all your kids.

piercings: everyone but nanami. nanami i just cant see him with any. i think they would be too flashy for his look.

gojo even though afraid of needles might get his ear pierced, 1 ear because he screamed and cried like a baby too much to get the 2nd one done. if you get him drunk and tease him enough one night he will agree to get his nipples done. but yet again, he is only leaving with one piercing lol.

geto and choso, would get anything, they have tongue, lip, multiple ears, nose, brows, maybe even an implant too. they def have their nipples and dicks pierced too—god bless.

Sukuna would have a tasteful amount. not anywhere near choso and geto lol id see him having ears, nipples, tongue, maybe a brow and maybe a dick piercing too.

what do y'all think???

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Kaliiii...you made me start thinking (ya dun got me started) Farm hand Toji except he doesn't know that you've BEEN on birth control. Why does he not know? Cause it's an impant..or an IUD, not the pill. You couldn't risk your parents finding the package, so you went to a free clinic while away at school, and they offered it to you. You're set for YEARS...OR so you think.

The funny thing about implanted BC is that you might not get a period if it's working...but you also might not get a period if it's not working.

My thoughts continue to Choso arriving. And good gravy that boy is CUTE. You're being dicked down regularly by Toji but that don't mean you can't look. And unlike Toji, Choso talks to you like a Person ™️. You guys just converse. He helps you with your chores, and you talk about movies and junk. That's what you tell Toji when he asks about it. It's nice to talk to someone around your age who's into the things you like. And no one else really pays attention when you two are together cause you're doing work the whole time, and he's barely looking at you... but they can't hear your conversations. You two are discussing the weirdest shit like the best and worst sex scenes in your favorite films. He offers to help you find one of his favorites.It's hardly a surprise when he gets you on your back. "To show you how that scene would really go"

Next thing you know it's regular thing and you have two ex cons fucking you regularly. It's only a matter of time before birth control fails. And you are flabbergasted. Sitting there with a positive pregnancy test and two possible baby babies and some VERY upset parents that you will not tell Who might have impregnated you.

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🧠 omfhggg u always have the best headcanonsss for my fics 😩🩷.

LOL I like the IUD idea but I also think Toji would knock that shit loose so fast nfsjhfrbvjsbf. I never had done IUD (i have PCOS so i hafta take the pill for hormonal reasons) but my friend did and she said not only does it hurt like a bitch to get put in shes had it knocked out from sex before. like they were going at it and she woke up the next day and it was like on the floor at the end of the bed riffdhjbdhbv. apparently its rare but if it were to happen big daddy dick Toji would be the one to dislodge it jfhrjfdbdjfh.

omg yes yes yes. so i do think initially Choso is like a friend to reader that can relate to her in a way Toji cant. she likes teasing him because he is so jumpy/shy around her and thinks hes super cute but also has this dangerous edge to him. i do love the idea of him being a bit of a fuckin weirdo tho and her being into that rfnskjbhndkj.

when she finally get knocked up she def aint gonna know who baby it is LOLOL. but she got bigger problems cause neither toji nor choso like to share 😩🩷

this eaaaats!!

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Kalliiii girrrrrl. I saw the most jaw dropping mofo at the gym. He was a white man BUT he had Bodddyyyyyyy. And really pretty hair. Like...he could hypothetically get it. He could be my hypothetical baby daddy... and I'm just thinking...Gym Crush Sukuna.

He is there every. Single day. He is shirtless...every. single. Day. Tattoos on display. Sometimes he brings his Nephew who you've heard him call Yuji and shows him how to do certain machines. You are drooling. You've adjusted your schedule to match his times. You're doing workouts you hate so you can see him a bit better. He's everywhere. And then you're in the steam room. Alone. And he walks in hot and bothered. And you think there's no way he sees you staring. Surely the steam is covering up you're blatant ogling but then he says, " you gonna stare all day or do you wanna touch? "

And you're done for. You're lucky no one walked in on you getting absolutely railed in the in the steam room. You're clothes are only half off as he pounds into you from behind. His hands are up your work out shirt with your sports bra lifted. You have no idea how people didn't hear you outside. Little did you know Sukuna had put up a out of order sign down the hall to give you privacy.

From a fantasy I had about hottest at the gym when I saw him shirtless in the Sauna- 🧠

🧠 nonny! oooh gurrrrrrrl the way i would RUN to the gym every day to see gym rat Sukuna (and from the way you describing him id run to see that white man too).

ahhhh steam room sex! ive always wanted to try that, you would need insane breath control not to pass out but i think it would be fun. I wanna write about that now.

you making me want to go back to the gym! they are about to open up a Equinox where I live finally and i think im gonna sign up. Its literally going to cost an arm and a leg but its going to be worth for the quality of man that rolls through dfdhdshjfdsjk. I went when I lived in NYC cause I worked for a company that owned the building they were in so we got a discount to make it worth it but I need to find a man soon so I just might suck it up and joint so i can find a baby daddy kjfhdjkfhvdkfj.

me rolling up to the gym like "Where da hoes?!!?":

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Hi kali,

GRE studying is going....OK. I was reminded that I SUCCCK at math. Will be working on my critical writing paper starting next week as well as studying. I did not miss this part of school. I'm not going for a phD in writing. Though writing is a big part of it. I am in the arts though. You know my handle just check my blog description if you're curious.

But speaking of PHD....professor Nanami and Professor Geto.

Professor Nanami is low key sexy. He doesn't show off but one time you saw him remove his suit jacket and roll up his sleeves and you about fainted. You're a grad student (Not his grad student- Not even in the same department) so it's not exactly unprofessional for him to date you. And when he asks you out, you can't think of any reason to say no. What you don't expect is to have the time of your life. Nanami is really fun outside of classes. He takes you to a local festival. A one night event. He wins you a stuffed bear and a gold fish. You weren't sure about giving him a kiss when the date first started but by the end of it you have butterflies as you lean up and give him a peck on the cheek. He moves his head though and you end up with a short peck on the lips. It's sweet and hot at the same time. When you guys come out as dating You're the talk of the both your departments.

Professor Geto, however, is in your department. He's not your advisor, though. You see him everywhere. And your conversations are good. Deep and incitful. When he asks you for dinner the last thing you expect is to be fucking him in his car outside the restaurant. You got there early. You were just in his car talking when he leaned over and kissed you. He apologized at first and said he just couldn't help himself. But he knew what he was doing. He gives you these beautiful puppy dog eyes and suddenly your kissing him again. And again. And then you're full on making out. Ten minutes later you've moved to the back of the car. You're glad his windows are tinted because as long as you don't move too much, no one will know that you're getting railed in the back seat of a professor's car. And he does go hard. You hardly notice that the man hasn't bothered to use protection until you're walking into the restaurant (cause he's hungry now), and you feel him leaking out of you. You're glad your dress is long enough that no one can see your legs. You can't even chastise him cause you were both caught in the moment. And you continue to date through graduation. One thing about Suguru is that his ass is stubborn. When he makes up his mind that he wants something, he's going for it. He keeps your ass under lock and key. Everyone knows your dating, though no one will say shit to your face. No one is surprised when a week after graduation, you have a rock on your hand. But you'll never be Mrs. You're Dr and Dr Geto. And Suguru finds it hot!

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🧠 nonny... u may not have figured this out yet...but im slower than thee fuck fjklshfkdjhgkfd. i never figure out who my anons are unless they tell me. u gonna have to let me know fam. msg me 😭😭.

omg these ideas are delicious...

prof nanami, i love how innocent and whimsy it is going on a first date to a festival and him winning you prizes and the kiss was! ahhh im such a slut i would have to fuck him night one but when it comes to be slow courted i wouldnt mind if it was nanami. he wants to let you know what you mean to him and i find that saurrrr cuteee.

prof geto, i also adoreeee because he was wasting NO time lmfao. Dr. & Dr. Geto okfjdhvksdhfvksjdb IMMA SCREAM thats so perf 🥹🥹. also lmfao at him just raw nutting in us day ONE. he definitely knew wtf he was doing. lmfao he didnt even care to ask if we were on the pill just busted fkjhfkjhrsfkjrshbdfj.

also i just had a thot...

we never get prof sukuna and i know in AU people tend to write him as a bad boy/criminal/fuck-up and although he IS a villain he's not a dumb one. he's very smart and intellectual, he just doesn't give a fuck. i think he would teach something like physics. i can see him being an astrophysicist for some reason, ex-NASA (i'd like to think he got fired bc he ended up knocking out an astronaut who thought he knew more than Sukuna cause he's been up in space before and almost jeopardized lives because of it). But prof Sukuna is notorious for being a huge hard ass and making his already insanely difficult classes, due to the subject matter, even harder than they need to be. you, a future astrophysicist in the making, are determined to learn from the best and your cheery disposition is not discouraged by him. in fact you like the challenge and arguing with him. however he IS your adviser which makes the situation a bit more scandalous. especially since it was in one of your advisory meetings where one minute you were arguing about your thesis topic and the next you are spread out on his desk, your thesis papers everywhere and Sukuna's head between your legs. but you don't get caught. if anything, once you do start dating Sukuna is harder on you. he wants you to succeed but he wont coddle you, he'll critique you more—expect perfection from you. However he will be there to tutor you and take you on special field trips. He knows the person who runs the observatory near campus and gets a special private viewing for you when conditions are clear and you can see the pretty gaseous clouds from the next galaxy from the powerful hub telescope.... all while seated so pretty on his cock. He'll rub slow tortuous circles on your clit with his rough thumb while he making you list various constellations and quizzing you on basic chemical composition of stars and planets—which you would usually spout off flawlessly but when he is making you see your own stars as your eyes cross into the back of your head there's no way you could focus on the ones in the sky. now i kinda wanna write professor sukuna kfhdadskjfhaskjf.

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It's sheet changing day and is this adulthood? Being excited by getting to change your sheets? Thinking of the jjk men sleeping in your bed for a week straight and finding out your little cleaning quirks.

Gojo, when he finds out you do your dishes by hand instead of using the dishwasher cause you don't trust it. At first he's exasperated cause why are you over there cleaning when you could be in his arms. Then he kinda likes it and starts doing the dishes with you cause he's needy and likes being in your space.

Geto, when he finds out you clean your own tub instead of hiring a maid. You make more than enough to hire one at least once a week. Why do something so demeaning. But he gets to stare at your ass while you do it. So who is he to complain?

Nanami finding out you change your sheets every 2-3 days. He's confused cause didn't you just change your sheets on Monday? It's only Wednesday. And you're so diligent about it. He thinks at first it's him. That you're uncomfortable sharing your space but he soon learns you just like the feeling of clean sheets fresh after a shower. Especially on days where you shave.

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🧠 nonnyyyyy seeing u is always a treat babe 🥹🥹

EDUIHFIAHDSFKUHSD omg the situation with gojo is definitely me because the dishwasher is to SANITIZE not to clean!!!!! it irks the essence of my soul when food clumps be left on plates and shit going in there because theres always specs of it still on. LOL i was about to say if this man isnt doing dishes right next to me theres going to be problems djhkskfhds.

Geto, LOL nah I'm with him I hate bathroom cleaning so I'd definitely hire a maid (tbh id get one now but i also feel its a waste of money when i could just stop being lazy fdhfkdjhfdsj) but if he was paying for it then FUCK YESSS! LOL I'll bend over for him in the bedroom while the maid cleans the tub fjhdksbfjskhfas.

ooh the Nanami one, ideally I'd like to do this too at least twice a week but it ends up being a week because im lazy djkhsfkjfhsd.

hmmm lemme seee....

Toji would definitely have trouble with the no outside shoes on in the house. Even though its common in Japan not to bring outside shoes into the house (every entrance to a home/apt usually having some enclave/foyer to put them) since he'd live alone after his wife he just kinda stopped caring and walked around inside with them, not kicking them off until he was on the sofa. LMFAO you definitely would have to nag him a few times before it sunk in. And he'd NEVER tell you but he thinks the fuzzy matching slippers you for the both of you are super cute.

True form Sukuna doesn't wear shoes so you wouldn't have to worry about him not wearing them in the house but thats the thing, he ain't wearing slippers neither. you cringe when your plush cream moroccan rug is quickly turned a greyish brown from the grime on his feet. his answer to that though is to destroy it entirely saying you wont need the rug nor your silly little apartment because its time for you to move into his palace. in fact, he doesnt even tell you this, he just destroys it and snatches you away... you'd figure it out eventually lol.

Choso is an angel. Yet he has alot of trouble with the no outside clothes on the bed rule. When he gets home late from fighting curses he wants nothing more than to dive into bed with you. But ick! He needs to remove his clothes and take a bath first. You help him out by making sure there is always one hot and ready for when he gets home. And he is so eager to peel off all his clothes and relax with you in the tub. (lol fun fact i didnt know until i studied abroad there that since the japanese technically wash with soap etc, before they get into the bath and the bath is for soaking, that in lots of homes they typically dont dump the bath water until after a few uses. this also was a water conservation tactic back from wwii that just stuck. so because of that most of their bathtubs have a warming feature. so it really would be easy to keep a bath warm for someone until they got home. also omg imagine just being able to sit in there forever too cause the tub keeps the water warm djhksdsdjvsd, i miss those japanese tubs mannnn)

xoxo!

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Hey beauty!

Guess whose paper is finished??!?!?!? Me. All I have left is minor editing. I am exhausted but GRE is around the corner so no time to waste. I will however celebrate small victories! Like having at least enough time to be horny on main again.

You ever think about this... Gojo and a later in life baby? Like this man thought he made it out safe. He's in his forties. He was surprised enough when he made it past 30 with no kids but at 42 he thinks..we'll i guess the Gojo line ends with me...NOPE.

Satoru unexpectedly finds a hot 26 year old to clean his house. He wasn't expecting you. You were recommended by his old cleaning lady when she retired. He expected someone slightly younger but you...you're still working your way through school and he pays WELL. He's obsessed. He loves watching you talk about your favorite topics in classes.

It's less than a year working for him before your relationship becomes... shall we say inappropriate. Most days you're cleaning topless so he can watch you strut around halfway naked. On days when he's feeling frisky, he takes you on the kitchen island when no one else is supposed to be there. Eventually, you're not even going home at night. It's just you and him in his mansion of a home. And he's happy. He's content with that...and then you're looking up at him with tears in your eyes telling him you're having his baby. Apologizing because you were on the pill and it failed. Freaking out because you're in the middle of your last semester at school and what are you going to do with a baby?

And he's surprised but more surprised by how calm he feels. He's so okaywith you having his kid. Will he be the oldest dad at his kid's high school graduation? Probably. But shit...a kid that looks like you and is his? He's surprisingly okay with that.

And when you pop the kid out...he actually likes the little shit. Like he's chilling with the kid while you go to interviews post graduation. He plays more kid friendly video games cause the baby likes the colors and sounds. He gets up for midnight feedings and diaper changes. And because he's the primary caretaker... the kid acts just like him. And you wanna be mad... but he's so freaking adorable.

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🧠 nonny!! congrats baby! i knew you could do it! must feel good to be done, i know it do!! GL on the gre!! you'll kick its ass too!!

Ahhh omfg dhfjdjdkhfdkhjv ya'll really be tryna turn me into a gojo girlie and i am NAWT istg 😭😭😭. But its so adorable he is all in his early 40s just happy to be there as a stay at home dad. And its so cute he supports you doing your thing even though you could literally just be laid up all day next to him he lets you still spread your wings 🥹🩵. stawwwwwwwp im literally a pile of goo thinking about it its TOO FAWKING KAYOOOOOTA!!!!

ate yet again nonny!

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Hey hey Kali,

Still in brain exploding levels of hell that is writing a 20 pg scholarly research paper on a topic that is UNDER RESEARCHED and has quite a few videos and documentaries but very few scholarly articles all while still needing to write a statement of purpose and revise my personal statement within the next 6 weeks...while studying for the GRE.

But it's late ans I only have a page and a half left to reach my 20 page min. Soool

I been thinking inspired a little by the nursery

Good Babydaddy Sukuna. Like unexpectedly good baby daddy Sukuna...who has since finding out you're pregnant been your rock. He doesn't flip out when you get mad at him. He doesn't yell at you even when he really has every right to. Doesn't get mad when the pregnancy brain makes you put empty milk cartons back in the fridge, and he really REALLY wanted some cereal. Instead he just goes to the store...he yells at the lady standing over his shoulder as he'sgrabbing the milk cause she's too close but he never raises his voice at you from the moment you're knocked up. And even after the baby arrives, he's so good to you both. He makes a point "Not to disrespect you in front of the brat" because he doesn't " want him to think it's okay to treat the mother of his child that way" and you remind him that the baby is three months old and doesn't understand what you're saying. But he doesn't care because "he can understand tone." He's also just a really good dad. He's an active father. He spends time with the kid during his formative years. And when your kid goes to school, he joins the PTA. There's a bitch named Samantha who talked shit about his store bought cookies one bake sale, so he made the next ones from scratch except, he can't bake, so those didn't sell. He was so pissed that he couldn't get it right, but you convinced him to let you make the next batch of baked goods. Except Samantha also talks shit about your homemade brownies, and he will not stand for it. Samantha goes missing three days later. No one knows where she is. People are looking, but there's no sign of her. Her kid is less of a brat once she's not around...

Respectfully, I'm in application misery- 🧠

🧠 nonny!!

omg thats so much babe im so sorry! ahhh im glad you are almost at your minimum though!! good luck! you def got this!!!

Aweee I can totally see this also I'm fucking CRIIIIINEBKDBSKAJBHDAS AT SAMANTHA GOING MISSING!! And it wasnt bc making fun of his store bought cookies or his bakery failure but because she made fun of our brownies khfdskjfhdjvc awee hes so sweet. 😩🩷 I love PTA dad sukuna dchskfjhasdkcjah.

I lovelovelove your brain, 🧠 nonny 💕💕. get some rest though pookies!!! i hope you have time to take some time for yourself and recharge soon!

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Look, I read the Farmhand!toji and ...Kali...I've been thinking...The second Farm hand Toji becomes Farmer! Toji shit gets WILD. Cause he was able to convince his bunny that the 1st pregnancy was an accident- he was just getting caught up in the moment and all. Offers to marry her to keep her parents off her back and six months in her uncle is dead. She barely has a chance to mourn because she's supposed to be in charge and she can't do shit. Toji so generously offers to take over for his pregnant wife and shit gets real weird. Every single excon is taking orders from him like he's king. And at 8 months in Toji finally brings Megumi to the farm. Bunny wants to be mad that he said nothing about having a kid already but how can she be when Megumi is so adorable? He's a mini toji, but with better manners. So she's suddenly a mom to a 5 year old while pregnant with her first bio child. And she can't help but love her new life. She still gets to go into town and get her nails and hair done twice a month. She gets fucked silly almost every night and she swears Megumi smiled at her the other day! It only takes about three months post baby before Megumi is calling her Momma and asking to help with the baby. He adores being big brother. And toji? Toji is just having the time of his life. Though he makes sure not to share his less savory activities with the family. Afterall as soon as the baby is 8 months old, he fully plans to get started creating the next mouth to feed. Can't have bunny finding too much out before she's well and truly trapped. -🧠

omg welcome 🧠 pookies!!! you completely ate with this!!!

Yasss hdfkjshdfkj im screaming OF COURSE toji gonna spring Megumi on Bunny as a surprise. But tactics of course, cause theres no way you aren't gonna love him.

Ahhh then ending with the baby trapping is chefs kiss. *mwah* Bunny staying barefoot and pregnant. Too busy with the babies and Megumi to worry about what kind of Shady business her husband is running under your name with your farm. Or why he has to take twice monthly visits into the city, never asking questions as he always brings back his pretty little Bunny, many gifts—roses, jewelry and lots of cute soft girl aesthetic lingerie for him to rip off of you, ensuring sure baby no #3 is on the way.

ahhh imma be thinking about this for a min, you really cooked!!

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Kaliiiiii. It's done. My manuscript is done (don't remember if I told you already) but as of this afternoon I am officially in first stage editing period aka proofreading!

Ya girl is an author. Period! Loving that for me. Feeling myself a little about it. Any whats. As of tomorrow, I'm officially in training for my GRE and writing my sample piece so one last night of horny on main

Modern day!Sukuna does not let his baby mama study. Y'all got a whole ass kid, and you had to take two years off after giving birth for bonding and shit. But it's Japan so the childcare is available. After baby is two you tell Sukuna that you're going back to classes and he's like "but why though? I take care of you" and your like.."Motherfucker cause I want to!?!?" You were half way through your masters!"

So you get enrolled, and you're doing well until a few weeks into your classes, Sukuna gets bored. He starts distracting you with neck kisses. And you're like "Baby stoooop" cause you can't focus. He does not. He gets worse. Progressively distracting you with sex every other day. And don't get me wrong, the sex is immaculate. Phenomenal but you are behind in three classes. Your professors are worried. Your next version of your thesis is due next week and you're on your back with your legs wrapped around your baby daddy's head cause he wanted to taste you.

It's not really a surprise to you when you end up pregnant again. And Ryomen Sukuna is too fucking proud of himself. Cause now you're gonna stop again right? Wrong. Your ass finishes (miraculously) in your eighth month of pregnancy. And while he was annoyed by how much of your time it took away from him, he is proud that his woman is that smart. And he's holding your now 3 year old on his shoulders as you walk across the stage.

Needing the encouragement- 🧠

AHHH CONGRATS 🧠 BABE!!! I'm proud of you and you should be proud of you too miss author!!!

oooh GRE! good luck!! i bought all these prep books for the GMAT to get into business school but then since I applied during covid they waved the GMAT for part-time applicants with enough relevant work experience so i got a wavier! i suck big time at standardized tests. any test really lmfao. but im a rockstar at a presentation or a paper.

ALSO OHHHH MY FUCKING GAWD!!! I SHED A TEARRRR (im def ovulating). That is so fucking cute i cant stand it!!! I just imagine reader waddling across stage and Sukuna and his hellspawn being extra loud that even if they are not very close to the stage you still manage to hear them loud and clear.

"but why though? I take care of you" and your like.."Motherfucker cause I want to!?!?" You were half way through your masters!"

PERIODDDDDDDDT OMFG YOU LET HIM KNOOOOWWWWW!!!!

ahhh i will miss ya~~~ tho!! 🥹💕

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Kaliiii, just think with me

Former babysitter reader. Four and a half months pregnant and having now dropped down to a part-time college student cause with baby on the way you're nesting.

Yuji is so excited to be an uncle. He keeps bragging about it to his friends. You are pampered. Neither he nor choso will let you lift a finger. They spoil you like a princess. Yuji always offers to carry any bag you have. Chosocooks. Cleans and practically worships the ground you walk on. And he's obsessed with the bumb. He kisses it every morning because, let's be real, you've practically moved in already. Half your shit is at his place.

He spends every free moment inside you too. He doesn't wanna be anywhere else. Y'all Falling asleep and he's still inside you. You complain a bit, "that's how we got this one " you say, pointing at your obvious belly. And he just mumbles something about practicing for the next one.

He does not discuss you two becoming engaged with you. You wake up one day, and his ring is on your finger. Two days later, the marriage registration form is on the kitchen counter. And you have yet to see this man. When you finally find him and ask him, "What the hell?" He just says it's a good idea. And emphasizes that you never have to work again if you don't want to, and you can focus on 8 y.o Yuji and the baby.

And he just sounds so logical. It makes so much sense. So you say yes.

Little do you know you're about to be literally Mother. You aren't sure how many kids you wanted originally but Believe me Choso wants more. And you are just happy to make him happy.

He is just determined to keep you from having to work as a babysitter ever again.-🧠

The wayyyyy u have influtrated my brain with this 🧠 babes!!!

FHIFSKHDSJHVKB NOT HIM GETTING US PREGGO (we knew it was gonna happen just a matter of time)

Lil' Yuji is the cutest!! Urgh thats always my fav part about these Choso AUs is you get to be like big sis/mommy to Yuji <3333

Omg Choso would be obsesssed with the bump I imagine him like rubbing oil/shea butter over your belly so you don't get/minimize stretch marks. When he isnt inside you, he's on top of you, gently resting his head to hear any movement he can and talking to the baby 24/7.

"He does not discuss you two becoming engaged with you. You wake up one day, and his ring is on your finger."

KDLJASIUHFA SCREAMMING HE IS SIIIIICK!!! Lmfao I love that man he is so fucking crazy and down horrendous when hes in love.

You know he would totally take care of you!!

Omg when you finally started lactating though, you gonna have to physically pry that man off yo tiddies. Choso loves you, and he loves his new baby but he might love yo leaky tits the best. lmfaooo he's gonna pout so bad when you tell him to save some for the baby. you gonna have the baby on one boob and his big ass on the other fcuhskhasdkjhaskja. its not even sexual he just likes the taste/comfort.

"He is just determined to keep you from having to work as a babysitter ever again."

You know he found out about Gojo and was like FUCK THAT and got your pregnant QUICKLY!!! Locked that shit downnnn. Especially when Gojo said "im not worried, she'll have mine next~~" Choso would kill him jhdsjasdhkhagsd.

HOLY SHIT —PAUSE— You just gave me such a good idea for an AU fic dhfkjadshfadshauhdfadkugyfhv. BLESS YOU!!!!!! Oh mannnnn the brainworm!! (so its basically an AU but Choji x reader, choso x toji x reader, where reader is yuji and megumi preschool teacher and they both are like fighting over you fjdjfhdskjsdfh. imma write that omfgggg imma write that)

This was such a good breakfast 😩💗

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HELP KALI THERES SUM WRONG WITH MEBDHSJBXJSJS

so like idek how this just spawned in my mind but like-

imagine shiu being at work, and during his break he decides to look through his home cameras footage from his phone to see what reader was up to, he stumbles across reader in the kitchen in just an oversized shirt and panties while cooking dinner for him. shiu starts texting reader stuff like “awh baby why do u wear that outfit only when you’re alone but not when im home too?” or “can u look at the camera and lift your shirt up, pretty?” reader is confused af shdjdk and then she realizes shiu was looking at her through the cameras the whole time, so she walks over to the dining table, grabs a chair and puts it under the camera so she could stand on top of it and reach the camera, she takes her panties off and covers the camera with it and then my brain just turns off and doesnt proceed😔😔😔

bye the brainrot got me too

weoufyhasjfhakdhfjkhd omg nonny.

i love that! i love the idea of teasing shiu while you do it too.

you're reading the text then smiling up at the camera. sauntering over while teasing the edges of your shirt on your upper thighs. not pulling it up just yet. shiu thinks you're just teasing him until you pull up the chair to stand right in front of the camera. "put on a show for me baby" you hear a voice speak out through the camera. he slides back in his chair palming himself as you deviously smile into the camera, bending forward to slide your panties down. your hands trail back up your legs as you rise, your fingers dipping between your thighs, still covered by the shirt. "that's it doll, now show—" but he's cut off as your giggle and throw your panties over the camera. the vision of you is blocked but he can still see your outline through the slightly sheer material as you finally rid yourself of the t-shirt, your giggles shiu faintly hears as you rid yourself of the oversized shirt throwing it to the ground as you go back to fixing dinner. shiu swears he will rid your closet of anything else except for see-through panties as he rubs one out to your shadowed form. he still can't leave until toji confirms he finished this last job 😭

ufhkgjhfkjvgzfjh Delciousssssss!!!

tysm for this yummy lunch nonny!

please drop by for brainrot anytime!!!!! (pick an emoji ?<33)

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at my older sisters choir concert anyways which jjk man do you think has the best vocals? Personally, it's out of Choso and Gojo because whiney men.

ooh i used to be in choir when i was younger haha but i cant really sing that well, i can hold a note decent enough though.

hmmm.... i definitely agree with you tho Choso and Gojo definitely can sing the best. I think Gojo style is more popstar, boyband (i get the weeknd vibes from him too tho) and Choso is either going rock or alt r&b (i get arctic monkeys, muse and childish gambino... omg 'heartbeat' is so choso).

worst singers are definitely toji and sukuna kdjahsdfkjsdhfkj and they would get PISSED if you accidentally overheard and laughed at them. count your days. (toji is gonna try to rap like kevin gates though and just so he can mumble out some nasty shit klfhdkjsh).

nanami can sing pretty well but is super embarrassed to even attempt so you would never know 😭 (i get glass animals, chris issak, kings of leon from nanami).

edit—OMG how could i forget Geto?!? Sugu i feel can sing but not as good as Choso and Gojo. i get Kid Laroi, Khalid, Don Toliver and also the problematic side of me will never let go of the headcanon he is apart of j-rasta culture and is into reggaeton kjdshksjdfh