#Mr tourge

[boomboombunnyy]

For some reason I did this, it’s not all of the characters but it’s some of my favs

rizz strongfreak

Vaughn

freakona

Skibidiasha

handsome freak

rizzy tina

ilith the freakyhawk

Mordecai the freaker

Roland commander of the freakyraiders

Brick the rizzler

Control freak angel

Scooter

janey freak

athena

Troy calfreako

Tyreen calfreako

Freakygawa jr

Sir freakylock

Wainwright freakobs

Gaige

Patricia freakis

Ellie

Mr tuah

[kitsumidori]

For the ask: Ava, Felicity, Moxxi

Ava

hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: No one since I headcanon her as aroace

friendship them with: Maya, Claptrap, Zane (as her fun uncle)

general opinions: At first, I wasn't a fan of her (and some stuff I did say about her, I really regretted) But overtime, she started to grow on me and again was done dirty by the writers (Also with how the majority of the fans that hate her either want her dead or the next games antagonist, it reminded me of the Sonic X fandom and how they treated Chris)

Felicity

hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: Again, no one

friendship them with: IDK????

general opinions: She really did deserve better than having her faith in the hands of Jack and is now a mindless AI that makes robots

Moxxi

hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: Timothy

friendship them with: Hammerlock (The ultimate gay/bi friendship) and Mr. Tourge

general opinions: She's slaying, she's girlbossing, she is definitely a force to be reckoned with. Also like Lilith, Jack simps need to lay off her, she already went though a lot.

[handsome-jackpot]

He got implanted with whatever stopped Mr. Tourge from swearing but it's only fuck

J: God no, I just don’t have a need to say the word. I didn’t want Angel hearing it, or any other curse for that matter.

I forgot to post this one woops

[officialhyperion]

Awww y'all can't swear like Mr. Tourge. That's so cute

Hyperion is a professional company with high standards for politeness and harmonious cooperation in the workforce.

[the-shipping-machine]

Stuff I wish we could see in BL3

- Echo logs of young zane, Baron and Captain. (I really want to know how did Baron and Captain became villains)

- Paparazzis following Amara

- Kreig and Gaige

- A proof that Davis Pickle is alive and well (He's one of my favourite characters)

- Zer0 and Zane talking about the assassins school they went to.

- Fl4k asking their pet "Who's a good boy?"

- Timothy Lawrence

- more of Mr. Tourge

[borderlore]

Is Mr. Tourge a god?

No.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Top 5 borderlands characters

1. Tiny Tina

2. Gaige

3. Mr. Tourge

4. Typhon DeLeon

5. Handsome Jack

[wedding-shemp]

It's very very funny that BL3 is rated M and therefore can have as many swears as it wants, but still bleeps out all of Mr Tourge's shits and fucks

[nogodsnomastersonlyman]

"Also, you should treat Moxxi nice! NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"

Mr. Tourge

[the-shipping-machine]

Borderlands series headcanons because I can

- After the events of the pre-sequel, the only one who keeps in touch with Timothy is Davis Pickels.

- Gaige sees Zer0 as her older sibling. They hang out a lot together, and they even had dinners with her dad sometimes. 

- Zer0, Brick, Krieg, Maya, Mordecai, Timothy, Athena, Claptrap and all the vault hunters of BL3 (Zane, Fl4k, Moze and Amara) watch anime. 

- Mr. Tourge is a god and nobody can change my mind.

- Out of all the vault hunters, Gaige and Axton mannaged to listen to grandma Flexington

- You know the “Left brain, right brain” song? It’s basically Baron Flynt as the left brain and Captain Flynt as the right brain. 

- The first thing BL2 vault hunters did after beating Handsome Jack

* Zer0: Meditating

* Gaige: called her dad and told him everything.

* Kreig: Nobody saw it, but he happy cried. He’s finally stopped being Hypirion’s property.

* Salvador: Looted all the guns

* Maya: hugged everyone.

* Axton: Ordered a round of drinks for everyone (Non-alcoholic for Gaige, of course.)

- Since Krieg’s quotes are referencing a lot of fandoms, I assume he’s fandomsick. 

- Mordecai thinks that Fl4k’s petting skags is kinda weird, but he’s cool with that.

- Brick, on the other hand, sees Fl4k’s skag like a puppy. And we all know that Brick is a dog person.

- Timothy will protect Claptrap. When Timothy heard that Jack destroyed all Claptraps (except for one) he was so pissed. 

- Krieg and Zer0 are both pans.

- Zer0 was the youngest student in the assassin school. 

- Fl4k can imitate any voice. Even the voice of a dead person. They heard about Zane’s brothers' deaths before Zane himself, so for a while, they imitated them to make him feel better. 

- Even though Fl4k has the voice of an absolute badass god, they are still soft. 

- Amara can’t sneak because the paparazzi will always find her somehow.

- Axton and Moze can sit for hours talking about their time in the military.  

[wedding-shemp]

Mr Tourge is legally not allowed to say the f-word

It's very very funny that BL3 is rated M and therefore can have as many swears as it wants, but still bleeps out all of Mr Tourge's shits and fucks