#Movie Reviw

[syncchiniboii]

Hey, y'all. I'm Kaine. Others call me Ken. And I'm your weird yet supportive uncle that lives in your attic.

✨Persona

✨Fire Emblem

✨Final Fantasy

✨Bleach

✨Code Geass

✨Dragon Ball

✨Quintessential Quintuplets

✨Metal Gear

✨Spider-Man

✨Yu-Gi-Oh!

✨Ratchet and Clank

✨Devil May Cry

[rickchung]

The Menu (dir. Mark Mylod) x TIFF 2022.

[It’s] a delightfully deranged satirical feast skewering everything from the arrogant ultra-rich to the snobbery of fine dining culture. Starring as a simultaneously controlled yet unhinged celebrity chef on a secluded private island, Ralph Fiennes relishes being both absolutely terrifying and maniacally hilarious in this bloody culinary horror-comedy deconstructing the consumption of art by an elitist upper class.

[autism-corner]

waugh.

[thechoicebox]

Jawan: More Than Just Massy - A Review (Why This Film Deserves Your Attention)

Jawan might be getting all the buzz for being a high-octane masala film, but there's more to this movie than meets the eye. Sure, it's got the action, the romance, the catchy tunes – all the ingredients of a classic Bollywood potboiler. But beneath the glitzy surface lies a film with a surprising amount of heart and soul.

The story of Jawan, at its core, is about the power of good versus evil. But it's also about the importance of family, friendship, and never giving up on what you believe in. Our hero, Jawan, isn't just a musclebound action star; he's a man with a strong moral compass who fights for what's right.

The film's supporting cast is equally impressive. Jawan's sidekick is more than just comic relief; he's a loyal friend who provides unwavering support throughout the film. The leading lady isn't just a damsel in distress; she's a strong and independent woman who plays a pivotal role in the story.

Jawan also boasts some stunning visuals. The cinematography is top-notch, with breathtaking landscapes and meticulously crafted action sequences. The film's music is another highlight, with songs that range from soulful ballads to high-energy dance numbers.

But what truly elevates Jawan is its emotional core. The film doesn't shy away from tackling some serious themes, such as loss, sacrifice, and the fight for justice. These moments are handled with a surprising amount of sensitivity, adding depth and weight to the overall narrative.

So, if you're looking for a film that's more than just mindless entertainment, Jawan is definitely worth your time. It's a film that will keep you entertained from start to finish, but it will also leave you with something to think about long after the credits roll.

[onlinedekho]

Kalki 2898 AD Movie 2024 Review

कल्कि 2898 ई एक डायस्टोपियन फिल्म है जो दर्शकों को एक अनोखी कहानी से रूबरू कराती है। प्रभास (Prabhas) की शानदार एक्टिंग ने फिल्म को और भी दिलचस्प बना दिया है. यह मूवी 9 मई 2024 को रिलीज़ होगी। Kalki 2898 AD Movie 2024 में Sci-Fi प्रेमियों के लिए एक बहतरीन मूवी साबित होगी।

[angelofverdum]

Five Nights at Freddy (2023)

I definitely don't belong here because I had no idea this was such a famous video game.

But the movie was awful. And some people told me, "It's because you don't know the game" IT SHOULDN'T MATTER.

Knowing the source material that a movie or a TV show is based on should only enhance the experience, but the movie has to be able to entertain without knowing all the lore behind it.

Everything was awful and dumb, except for three things:

Josh Hutcherson. He should do more movies. Get yourself a drama or something serious, boy. He is a good actor, and he should be doing good things.

Elizabeth Lail. Real ones know her as Anna from OUAT. She devoured that role, like why was Kristen Bell on the floor?

The animatronics. They spent those coins here, the angry expressions were so good. I'll give them their eights for that.

[ghsttk]

this is wrong.

Scenario: Johnny Depp, your long time best friend, finds a Truth Or Dare board game in your house and you two end up kissing.

Warnings: Female reader, friends to lovers, suggestive at the end, perhaps boring...

Words: around 1270

a/n: I can't believe people actually read my smut lol. So, here I am again! english is not my first language, I apologize for any grammar mistake or confused sentences. And, unfortunately, no one reviwed this before I post.

You are with your best friend Johnny at your own house, it’s Saturday and you were completely bored until you’ve decided to invite him. Johnny is your childhood friend, his mother is friends with yours and perhaps even your grandmothers were friends, but that’s not the point here.

You’re sitting on the carpet with your back against the couch while Johnny is laying on that couch, both of you staring at the huge online movie catalog on the TV. You groan, frustrated. “Why does everything look so boring?” You look at Depp, hoping that he has something on his mind that might rescue you two away from this tedious state. In truth, he indeed has something on his mind, but that wouldn’t be right…

He bites his lower lip, thinking, then looks at you. “Because you’re a grumpy, picky girl” He teases with a resting face, dropping the remote on your lap. You gasp mockingly, and playfully slaps his leg. “You’re ridiculous.” You chuckle. “I hear that a lot.” He chuckled along.

Johnny shifts, now sitting on the couch. “So, what now?” He looks down at you, leaning forward to rest his elbows on his knees. “Do you have any board games?” He suggests with a shrug. “Board games…” You narrow your eyes, trying to remember if you have any, at least a decent game to play. “Oh, I have Chess, Uno and Checkers.” You list, relaxing your gaze on him. “I don’t usually play Board games” You explain the lack of options, even though he didn’t ask.

He stands up. “Alright, I’ll get that Uno.” Depp heads to your bedroom, where the board games stay, they’re probably on top of your wardrobe, forgotten. You place the remote on the small table in front of you and stand up, stretching your arms over your head. You walk towards the kitchen, maybe some snacks would go with the games.

You open the fridge and search for something to drink. A few memories of your childhood with Johnny floods your mind, a warm smile appears on your face and you don’t even notice it. You and him had been friends since forever, it seems. You can’t remember a day without him, he’s like a vital part of you. You think about your school days with him, the weekend sleepovers, the arcade afternoons… You especially remember the day he taught you how to play bowling, the way he smiled everytime your eyes asked for reassurance, the way his hands held yours to show how the ball should be thrown, his warmth from being so close to you- woah, what was that?

You shake your head, trying to dismiss these thoughts, and grab two cans of coke, placing them on the cabinet next to the fridge. You know you bought some chips the week before, so you start looking for it in that same cabinet. A loud sound coming from your bedroom snaps you out of your tranquility, the sound of boxes falling.

“Johnny?” You call, laughing softly, you wish you had seen that. “I’m good!” He shouts from the bedroom. His steps grow louder as he approaches you, holding a small box. “C’mon, you have Truth Or Dare? why didn’t you tell me before?” He asks with a smile, a small chuckle escaping from his lips. “Oh, do I?” You raise an eyebrow, looking at the box, neither did you know you have that. “Let’s go then..” You say, grabbing the two cokes and the bag of chips, following Johnny to the living room again.

You two sit on the floor, next to the small table. Johnny opens the box, revealing two piles of cards, he looks up at you with a smirk, he’s very competitive when it comes to Truth or Dare - or any challenging game. You watch him with an amused smile, finding his eagerness cute. “Alright. Rock, paper, scissors?” He asks, rubbing his palms together anxiously. You laugh softly and nod, already extending a hand. After three rounds, the paper against the rock turns you victorious. You choose one of the stacks and picks a card, reading aloud:

“Have you ever watched someone sleeping?” You stare at the card for a few seconds, then lower your hand to look up at Johnny, waiting for his answer. You think that this question is somewhat weird, why would someone do that? “Em... Yes, I have.” He chuckles, as if suddenly shy. You laugh in surprise “Really? Oh, wow, who?” Your smile is as wide as your eyes, finding it funny. “Hey, now it’s my turn.” He tries to change the focus, reaching for a card on the other stack, he brings it close to his face, reading. Once done, he glances at you and faces away, blushing softly.

“What’s the matter? Is it a dare?” You ask, curious. You don’t really like doing dares, but you’re also not the one to turn it down and ruin the fun. “You know what? this one doesn’t count, I’ll pick another one.” He says, already reaching for the cards again but you stop his hand. “Now, that’s cheating. Come on! Throw it at me, I can handle” You wink and lean back again, trying to be courageous… Was that even a good idea?

He clears his throat and reads the dare. “Kiss the person to your right” He searches your eyes again, trying to get your reaction. You’re stunned, you didn’t see it coming, but… Now that you’re thinking about it, that wouldn’t be so bad, right? a fake kiss wouldn’t ruin your friendship, would it? You laugh it off, trying to stay calm and composed. “It’s just a dare, nothing much… Are you okay with that? we can pick another card if-” You start, your tone slowly getting rushed as Johnny leaned closer, is he really doing it?

In truth, he would be stupid if he let this opportunity escape. He already had dreams about it, and now he has the best excuse to do it. He cups your cheek and presses his lips against yours, closing his eyes to savor the feeling. Your eyes are wide open though, shocked. Your best friend, your long time friend, is kissing you right in your living room.

It doesn't last long, and when you finally relax, Johnny pulls away. He looks into your eyes and you’re mesmerized, he gulps and leaned back. “Sorry, that wasn’t right-” He tries to speak but you interrupt him, grabbing his cheeks and pulling him closer again. Your lips crash against his, pouring all the repressed feelings that only grew over the years.

Then, he realizes. The only thing that would be truly wrong is denying his happiness. And his happiness is you, always have been and always will be. He kisses you back without hesitation, placing a hand on your waist, his heart feeling lighter and warmer. When the kiss ends, he smirks. “Looks like I’m not the only one competitive here.” He teases, giving your waist a gentle squeeze. “Shut up” You roll your eyes, chuckling.

“No, you shut up” He says, keeping the playful, teasing banter. That’s one of the characteristics of your friendship that you value and appreciate with all your heart, there’s no bad or awkward moments when you two are together. “Make me” you challenge, bluffing. You feel more confident, now that you don’t need to restrain yourself from following your heart, and it leads to Johnny.

“Oh.. I will,” He smirks, narrowing his eyes. He gently lays you down on the floor, his hand still on your waist, his body hovering over yours. “but you might moan a little.”

a/n: I tried to write something cute or anything but the horny thoughts I have about this man, turns out I simply can't! :D (I saw the last two sentences on Pinterest and I just had to put it somewhere, sorry)

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[souvlki]

finally got to wafch maxxxine nd bitch wtf iy was so anticlimactic. i am so disappointed.

reviwe n some spoilers under

it was so far frm what i expected (except the ending w the dad n his cult thingy) the ending felt rlly mild nd lacked intensity and i do think the usgae of guns is what made it feel that way. i expectef knives bc i thought it wld be a slasher film given the setting jn the 80s when serial killers were so common at that time and i exoected thm to do that kindof trope. i do like the few references frm pearl and x i got excited everytime i recognzied yhem.

i do hav to rewatch it cuz i watched a pirated vers of it since theyr not airing it in my country :(( so i hav to wait for the hd n actually appreciate the visuals n understand waht they were saying in the movi a lil more. but maxxxine wld be my least fav. i am so sad. it fekt very empty.

still lov the trilogy tho n mia goth ofc

[deadgrantaires]

iwould NEVER learn about a movie if it wasnt mentioned on my tumblr dashboard or has already come out and been reviewed by the ONE movie reviwer youtuber i follow THAT IS A PROMISE 🫡

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

I see you reviwed the Bayformers pentalogy. I can concur that Dark of the Moon goes impossibly hard. Not sure I’d give it 5 stars, at least outside those films, but definitely the better.

If you’re familiar with Cosmonaut Marcus, I recommend watching his videos of him and his friend watching these. They lose their mind at times during DotM

Can I assume you’ll also review Bumblebee and One?

Once I get to Bumblebee I definitely will but I got bigger fish to fry on little brother bonding night!

I review films based on what they tell me they are-meaning that I review Transformers as an action film and a piece of Transformers media for the casual viewer, and it does both as flawlessly as I can imagine so it gets a 5!

I refuse to hold movies that have entirely different goals to the same standards of review, I think it's the killer of media critique and conversation.

[07170]

WTFFF someone commented “kys” on my 1-star review of arrival (2016) who didnt follow me nor did they have ANYTHING on profile despite 8 logged movies (no reviwes or ratings) OR interactions WITH ANYTHING ELSE. And then it disappear. Diane when i find you

[yunessa]

9 Things

Three ships:

Yunessa/ Daeran- A one sided affection at first becomes a much deeper relationship. Two people who used to live everyday as though it were their last without caring for tomorrow, find that a tomorrow is possible with the other at their side. A very slowburn relationship where two people become better.

Last Song:

Attack of the Hipster Zombies

Last Movie:

I can't recall the last movie I watched. I watch reviews though. Cinemasnob's reviw of the latest Neil Breen movie, if that counts?

Currently Reading:

Castle of Deception, by Mercedes Lackey and Josepha Sherman

Currently Watching:

I'm not a big Tv or movies sort so the last one I finished watching was "What we do in the Shadows". I know there's a lot out there, I just don't have much interest in sitting down to watch TV.

Currently Eating:

Sour candy

Currently Craving:

Coffee

Favorite Color:

Grey

Favorite Flavor:

I don't know if I have one, it shifts so much.

Current Obsession:

TWD: Saints and Sinners 2 VR game.

Last thing I googled:

"Text of original complaint to Ea-Nasir"

Favorite season:

Autumn and winter. Give me cold, give me snow!

Skill I’d like to learn:

Playing a piano, painting

Tagged by @spyridonya and @dujour13

[cookie-waffle]

I think one of the reasons so many critics get backlash these days is how much they insult the intelligence of audiences who actually enjoy the movie they’re reviwing.

Because a lot of “reviews” give off a very pretentious and hostile “I’m smarter than you if you like this movie” vibe, and it turns people off from listening to film critics.

You can dislike a marvel movie without insulting all the fans and calling them babies for enjoying them. You can dislike a Disney movie without trying to convince the people who did like it that they shouldn’t. And you can think the Mario movie is shallow without throwing a huge fucking tantrum over other people liking it.

People will not respect your opinion if you shit on the fans. If you actually want what you say to have an impact on audiences, maybe don’t call said audiences stupid? Just because someone liked a silly illumination movie doesn’t mean they don’t have the intellectual capacity to understand much more sophisticated media.

Both Everything Everywhere AND Multiverse of Madness were very enjoyable to me, despite one of those films obviously being much better than the other. SHOCKING!!!!!! I can like both simple junkfood movies AND appreciate the art of film at the same time!! And do you know why? Because I’m a sapient, multifaceted, human being who can enjoy more than one kinda movie. Enjoying a marvel movie doesn’t prevent me from enjoying something with more nuance. Like actually fuck off if you think you’re smarter than other people because you don’t like a certain film.

[softboynick]

Being called homophobic, reviw bombing all his projects, bad mouthing him everywhere, you can find them under he-man videos too, all this doesn't look good. We need to enjoy the sequel as much as we can, there's no way the man is coming back for a third movie accepting to be harrassed for over 4 years by the fandom.

be normal about celebrities challenge 2024

[yanderestevenuniverse]

Spoiler free across the spiderverse review

...There is almost nothing bad i can say about this movie to say it is visualy stunning is an understatment

Each character is uniqe and likeable in their own way .

The villians have understandable motives.

The soundtrack is good.

The action sequences are a little fast paced and its hard to see whats going on and some of them drag on a bit but beside from that they are good.

the humor was quite funny and had me laughing at several points throughout the movie

Annoying that the movie is going to be split in two parts

My reviw does not give the movie justice just go see it trust me you will not regret it.