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mysticdragon3md3 · 10 months ago
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lostremind · 10 months ago
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I don't even know what to say...
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girlactionfigure · 10 months ago
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most paradoxical ceremony of the year—the Pallywood Awards—where the tales spun are so outlandish, they make the plot twists of a telenovela look like child’s play!
This has been a very good year for the folks in Pallywood. This year Palestine is set to dethrone Pandora from its spot as the highest-grossing fictional world in history. They’re selling a narrative so profitable that James Cameron would is here taking notes and crying into his director’s cut of ‘Titanic’.
They’re not just breaking box office records either; they’re shattering sensibilities and twisting tropes. Holocaust inversion? Check. Accusing the only democracy in the Middle East of genocide while their own missiles rain down? Double check. It’s like they’re trying to win an Oscar for ‘Most Dramatic Irony.’
And let’s not forget the ceasefires! Their supporters chant ceasefire now, while their leaders are the ones refusing them. If contradiction were an art form, Pallywood would be the Picasso of the gallery. It’s so surreal, Dali’s clocks aren’t the only things melting—so are the facts.
Then, there’s the popular support — You know who they are. Those misguided celebrities, journalists, and students who cheer from the sidelines. The ones supporting terrorists like it’s the latest trend. “What are you wearing today?” “Oh, this old thing? It’s just my cognitive dissonance chic.”
So here we are, folks—at the grand farce of Pallywood, laughing to keep from crying because if you didn’t laugh, you’d have to face the horror of a narrative so dystopian, it makes ‘1984’ look like a sitcom.
Remember, the real plot twist is when the world sees past the smoke and mirrors. Good night, and here’s to hoping for a future ceremony where truth isn’t just a guest appearance.
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thelonesomequeen · 10 months ago
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bestwitchsam · 10 months ago
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bistec-37 · 10 months ago
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cafecitoeddie · 10 months ago
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いよいよアカデミー賞の当日です。 ((It's finally the day of the Academy Awards.)) #ゴジラマイナスワン#ゴジラ#GodzillaMinusOne#Oscars2024 —From the Official Godzilla Minus One Twitter account
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tododowneyjr-universe · 10 months ago
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I've seen these perfects pictures in my head, and now, OMG
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aaron-long · 10 months ago
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2024 Oscars Predictions
I haven't actually seen most of the movies, I listened to a podcast with Lily Gladstone the other day and she seems cool
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edwardashley · 10 months ago
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mysticdragon3md3 · 10 months ago
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itsthegossipboy · 9 months ago
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The oscar acting winners 2024
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girlactionfigure · 10 months ago
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To anyone wearing these pins - you’ve got blood on your hands (literally). Watch this video for some clarity on what the red hand really means. Still not convinced? Search 2000 Ramallah lynching.
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thelonesomequeen · 10 months ago
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thejeunessedoree · 9 months ago
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Presenting the winners of the acting awards at the 2024 Oscars:
Best Actor — Cillian Murphy in Oppenheimer
Best Actress — Emma Stone in Poor Things
Best Supporting Actor — Robert Downey Jr. in Oppenheimer
Best Supporting Actress — Da'Vine Joy Randolph in The Holdovers
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bestwitchsam · 10 months ago
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Follow me on IG : JosephQuinnFan (I share all news and photos)
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