#Oscars2024

[mysticdragon3md3]

[lostremind]

I don't even know what to say...

[girlactionfigure]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most paradoxical ceremony of the year—the Pallywood Awards—where the tales spun are so outlandish, they make the plot twists of a telenovela look like child’s play!

This has been a very good year for the folks in Pallywood. This year Palestine is set to dethrone Pandora from its spot as the highest-grossing fictional world in history. They’re selling a narrative so profitable that James Cameron would is here taking notes and crying into his director’s cut of ‘Titanic’.

They’re not just breaking box office records either; they’re shattering sensibilities and twisting tropes. Holocaust inversion? Check. Accusing the only democracy in the Middle East of genocide while their own missiles rain down? Double check. It’s like they’re trying to win an Oscar for ‘Most Dramatic Irony.’

And let’s not forget the ceasefires! Their supporters chant ceasefire now, while their leaders are the ones refusing them. If contradiction were an art form, Pallywood would be the Picasso of the gallery. It’s so surreal, Dali’s clocks aren’t the only things melting—so are the facts.

Then, there’s the popular support — You know who they are. Those misguided celebrities, journalists, and students who cheer from the sidelines. The ones supporting terrorists like it’s the latest trend. “What are you wearing today?” “Oh, this old thing? It’s just my cognitive dissonance chic.”

So here we are, folks—at the grand farce of Pallywood, laughing to keep from crying because if you didn’t laugh, you’d have to face the horror of a narrative so dystopian, it makes ‘1984’ look like a sitcom.

Remember, the real plot twist is when the world sees past the smoke and mirrors. Good night, and here’s to hoping for a future ceremony where truth isn’t just a guest appearance.

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[thelonesomequeen]

[bistec-musings]

[cafecitoeddie]

いよいよアカデミー賞の当日です。 ((It's finally the day of the Academy Awards.)) #ゴジラマイナスワン#ゴジラ#GodzillaMinusOne#Oscars2024 —From the Official Godzilla Minus One Twitter account

[tododowneyjr-universe]

I've seen these perfects pictures in my head, and now, OMG

[aaron-long]

2024 Oscars Predictions

I haven't actually seen most of the movies, I listened to a podcast with Lily Gladstone the other day and she seems cool

[edwardashley]

[itsthegossipboy]

The oscar acting winners 2024

[mysticdragon3md3]

[thejeunessedoree]

Presenting the winners of the acting awards at the 2024 Oscars:

Best Actor — Cillian Murphy in Oppenheimer

Best Actress — Emma Stone in Poor Things

Best Supporting Actor — Robert Downey Jr. in Oppenheimer

Best Supporting Actress — Da'Vine Joy Randolph in The Holdovers

[girlactionfigure]

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To anyone wearing these pins - you’ve got blood on your hands (literally). Watch this video for some clarity on what the red hand really means. Still not convinced? Search 2000 Ramallah lynching.

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[thelonesomequeen]

[fashionartfilmalien]

Justine Triet’s Anatomy of a Fall is such a daringly compelling, and ambiguous film that deserves its recognition. Best Actress nominee and The Zone of Interest’s Sandra Huller is astounding, as were Swann Arlaud and Milo Machado-Graner who were brave to be the only Oscar attendees wearing Palestine flag pins. #anatomyofafall #justinetriet #sandrahüller #bestactress #thezoneofinterest #swannarlaud #milomachadograner #oscars2024 @schiaparelli #freepalestine

[ughdontbeboring]

the night I needed Leo to pull a Kayne…..

no hate to Emma but fuck the fuckin rob of the century, foh not a single win?

Lily you were amazing portraying the Osage people, our people. We can’t thank you enough for the story you told and HOW you told it. A true storyteller, just like our people, our ancestors.