#Motherless behavior.

[misano17]

For some reason y’all want to hear about the ankle fucker.

😔

I made him in middle school don’t look at me.

So his name is Arius Monarch Popov. (This name has a lot of meaning put into it which is fucking weird for middle school me, also Slavic mutuals please inform me if this name is bad or I used it wrong I know fuck all and I made him when I was thirteen)

He is a human man, about 22-23, and he has daddy issues and an unquenchable thirst for human connection- I mean violence.

This mfer is touch starved as all hell, so he has his weird little roommate boyfriend to help him with that.

anyways, he is a malewife. He cook, he cleans, he makes sure his roommate stays the hell out of the kitchen cuz he doesn’t want a repeat of last time, and he is a major hypochondriac. This mfer wears gloves around the house. He would probably faint if he touched something grimy with his bare hands.

His day job (the fake one) is being a caterer, and

spoilers for my wattpad novel for any of you that give a shit. (I’ll rewrite it when I’m not busy or just put an outline up here cuz there is so much to this damn story and he is one of the integral characters, not the main one tho)

He kills people that the head of state (his big sister Brigette) wants dead. These people are usually other people with super powers because she is collecting their powers for some nefarious scheme.

anyways lore for this stupid ass world, people with powers are called Raygun users, or Raygunners, or any other variation of that. This is because their powers manifest as ray guns when they first obtain them. The ray guns are physical objects that can be stolen if a person dies btw. I’m trying to explain without making it confusing.

k so ray gun facts:

Each one is named after a Greek god and their powers correspond to said god, ie Zeus equals zappy zappy, and Thanatos does the ol death bs

Ray guns are kind of like lamps that hold genies, when a user first gets their hands on one they have to make a deal with the god inside the gun

after the deal is made the ray gun fades into their body and kind of becomes part of it. It’s in there now, and it ain’t coming out till they die.

the god can also talk to this person now. So like, one of the main trio, Clair, has to deal with Zeus’s constant horny chatter and petty ex wife drama that he complains about. Also she’s Ace and dating the Hera Raygun user. So that’s fun for her 👍

anyways Raygun users can decide who will receive their gun next, if they make this decision the gun will appear next to their chosen person the very moment they die. So it can’t be stolen.

if they didn’t chose anyone it will materialize on their body and it can then be snatched.

cool, cool.

the society they’re in is largely unaware of Raygun users. They’re pretty secretive.

anyways Arius is a Raygun user. But he has two cuz he’s special and built different. Zagreus and Tartarus. He controls blood and had butterflies. So many goddamn butterflies. Too many. He can talk to them. When he appears there are butterflies around. His middle name is Monarch. This man is the butterfly boy. It’s also symbolism for his metamorphosis over the course of the story cuz this bitch changes drastically but I ain’t talking about that rn.

Anyways he cooks, he cleans, he kills, he gaslights, he manipulates, he mansplains, he simps for his roommate, and he has an ankle fetish.

Truly a well rounded individual

Also he’s motherless.

[cassandracain52]

Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

[angelunderheaven]

motherless daughters searching for a mother figure in every middle aged woman they meet

photographed by hannah starkey, untitled, october 1998

[teejay-kaye]

accurate depiction of Davy Jones and his feral toddler’s dynamic in the Dutchman Baby AU

[dontshutupplease]

I feel like we as a society don't talk much about Shuu being motherless. It most definitely had some impact on him, cmon. Let's open a public discussion on his mommy issues.

[autism-swagger]

Tgirl supreme

[scoutshorror]

receiving the “daddy” cheerleader outfit on mother’s day >>>

[dubb0-g0ldfe11]

Yo, I'm going to be cringe. So here it is.

Pokemon Legends Arceus OC. Hotaru

This is Hotaru, Kamado older sister. She is 53 and She is a very soft spoken person with the heart of gold! But if you make her mad may Arceus have mercy on your soul lol.

Hotaru secretly keeps Kamado in check and make sure he doesn't exile the MC when they first appear in Jubilife Village. She is a VERY PROTECTIVE of her little brother, although she does not smother Kamado. She knows that he's a perfectly capable adult and leader...who is stupidly paranoid, she tries her best to help the MC much to Komodo's dismay, with there survey tasks/adventures giving them items and occasionally but rarely money, and is always willing to give you some advice rather be helping you with your tasks or generally motherly advice

Evan calling the MC "sweet pea" or "sweetheart" (This is strictly platonic/motherly don't get any weird ideas) sadly she isn't there when the MC eventually does get exiled. But when she does find out she gets PISSED.... You don't get to see it but you do hear after when you're welcome back into Jubilife Village

That Hotaru and Kamado got into a HUGE FIGHT which landed Kamado in the Medical Corps for a few days before the fight with Palkia and Dialga. Then he formally apologized to you like in the game with Hotaru next to him like a disappointed mother. Here's a close up.

Hotaru has heavy scaring from wild pokémon burnt their village down, back before they came to hisui, she lost her arm as a result of protecting Kamado when a pokemon that attacked him from behind during the attack.

She has a prosthetic arm made of wood with a hidden blade in its wrist. With the help of Beni who designed it and had someone make it,

she is very grateful to Beni for helping protecting her brother. But after she finds out that Kamado sent Beni to assassinate the MC, she is LIVID, she almost killed beni not only because he tried to assassinate MC and because he tried to assassinate a literal child. But thankfully she didn't because she still cares about him deep down. The relationship between the three becomes very sour after that. BUT if you continue to play the game after the final battle with volo, you can get a secret piece of dialogue!

if you go talk to Hotaru she'll ask you if she should forgive Beni and Kamado for what they had done to you. And to apologize to them for sending them both to the Medical Corps, regardless of your answer she will forgive them even if it is a little bit. but depending on your answer she will/will not apologize.

Hotaru is VERY STRONG! her Zisu spar with each other frequently. Just because Hotaru is old does not mean she's helpless! She frequently goes out of the village on surveys with people if they need the extra help, she also taught Beni and Kamado everything that they needed to know for self-defense, being a leader, and so on and so forth.

Anyways here's Hotaru recovering after the Pokemon attack

Ya she lost a lot of blood, and nearly died actually! That may be the sole reason why Kamado is so deathly afraid of pokémon lol.

BACKSTORY TIME

Hotaru's and Kamado's parents where... something, they're father was extremely abusive, and their mother being fairly absent in their lives, what I mean by that is that she would actively ignore and neglect them, Hotaru took it upon herself to protect Kamado from their father and mother.

Then they're Father found out that their mother was a psychic (I hc that psychic people were declared dangerous/witches and hunted down back then, like the Salem witch trials)

Then their father told the rest of the village that they were living in and murdered their mother (L) Hotaru told Kamado to hide while the rest of the village were looking for them thinking that they were psychic too.

Then Hotaru used her psychic abilities to murder her father including the entire village in a blinding act of RAGE and REVENGE. When she realize what she had done she immediately grabbed Kamado and ran until they reached the village that Beni was staying in, and his parents took them both in. Kamado and Beni never learned about but truly happened that day and they never will...Hotaru was 15 and Kamado was only 5 when all this happened.

Beni was also 15 when he first found them. Neither of them knew what truly happened that night and they never will. That's one secret that Hotaru will keep to her grave...

It also doesn't help the fact that Hotaru looks exactly like her mother and Kamado looks exactly like their father. Hotaru dyes her hair black because when she looks in the mirror, all she can see is her mother...

(her and her mother have natural white hair)

I might actually give her a character she I don't know. Lol. I hope you like it feel free to use her for anything! (NO NSFW!!!) Just make sure to give the proper credit! Thank you!

[wttcsms]

the kuroo fake dating concept sounds so good but I think he's like the only haikyuu character to not have a mom... (or at least it seems he's not in contact with her) I might be wrong though

LMAO IM SORRY I LAUGHED AT THIS MSG, UR RIGHT 😭😭😭 i originally did it bc he's an adult now & i was writing his mom returning back to his life + there's still a tiny part of him that misses her and needs her to see him thriving, and that's another reason why he's so persistent on keeping up with this scheme; it's finally something him and his mom can talk about, but he also wants to prove that he's doing just fine, that he has it all. a loving relationship, a great job, etc.

[jils-things]

i love my sons so much 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[doodledoodledab]

when your padawan was supposed to bring balance to the force but he leaves it in darkness

[veinsofvenire]

a collection of fatherless/motherless memes but genshin'd

yo maybe that's why i mained kaeya for so long?

[kyuuuu]

How Ep1 could have gone differently

Suletta: D-D-Did your mother not teach you any manners?!!!!! Guel: I DONT HAVE A MOTHER!!!!!

[lostwillothewisp]

youtube search asmr validation i love you im here

youtube search asmr im your mother and im proud of you and i love you

youtube search asmr im your father and emotionally available

[vaugarde]

doing odiles friendship quest. wow castor moment

[citrusitonit]

RAHHH I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE DEFLECTED MY YO MAMA JOKE FUCK