#Mother. Please wtf

[drag0nalias0]

Oh suddenly this isnt a safe space *retreats further into the closet*

[michyeosseo]

You take a war so lightly. This only proves you have not experienced a real one.

Zeng Li as SHEN MUYUE

THE LEGEND OF SHEN LI (2024)

[tragictempest]

found this pic on Reddit of the new school spirits szn 2 teaser and I actually cannot stop laughing at Mr. Martin's face. He looks like a crying child running away from his mom because he's about to get mollywhopped 😭

And why is he even running from Maddie in the first place?? Did she threaten to whoop him? Did she already whoop him? Is she about to? I have so many questions

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

Y'ALL WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME PEOPLE SHIPPED AZULA AND URSA

[june-sunsets]

Wish (2023): a Review

this is the film I get? (da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da)

[boneskullravenriver]

:) I know something you don't 🎶🎶

[firefullofcorpses]

I hate my future mother in law, she should kys fr

[adiresituation]

As much as I hate it when my mother forces me to shave my legs, as much as I despise her for it, deep down I just feel sorry for her. Because she was also just a young girl whose mother told her that her own beauty, her own worth came from the perception of others. That she would never find a boyfriend, never have friends, because they would all look down at the hair and her legs and find it disgusting, unhygienic, “masculine”. And so she would shave them. Every few days for forty years. And then she would have a daughter and the cycle would continue. My mum would repeat those words to me. The same words that her mother told her, that her mother’s mother told her, that society had told her over and over again that it become almost subconscious - second nature. They are the words they tell every woman, young or old. They humiliated them and convinced them that they were “ugly” and “unclean” so much so that even women now will still repeat those disgusting words.

So how can I blame my mum when it was never really her fault. The whole thing’s a mess. But I swear if I ever see anyone telling anyone they should shave their legs, arms, whatever, I WILL PUNCH YOU. (I’m half joking)

[vintage-bentley]

When I came out to my mom years ago she told me to “please never date a butch woman”. That’s such a weird thing to say to your teenage daughter. Why do you hate women who reject femininity so much that they’re at the top of your “do not date” list instead of, idk, actual red flags?

[powerbottom-thor]

If Loki follows Thor’s instructions, he will most probably survive…

But if Thor follows Loki’s instructions, he’s definitely dying.

[pinkfey]

i don’t think jaheira deserves to be mom-ified by fans more than she already has but i do think at some point ursula catches herself inexplicably trying to impress her or feeling weirdly pleased when she commends her for something and is just like

[maiteo]

if porto manages to win this eyeeee— ahsjsksk

[mindthewitch]

asked my mother if she'd be a homewrecker, no judgement, and she said she already was?? she was in a secret relationship with some lady's husband for EIGHT YEARS after she divorced my dad and just NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW?? and then she goes into detail about how she accidentally ruined their marriage but she was a shit wife anyways? and the lady was calling my mom's work to complain about her fucking her husband to MY MOMS BOSS?? like hello? it's her world and I'm just living in it?

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

please someone keep me from relapsing please i'm begging

[ace-in-a-very-distressing-hole]

this one’s for all the mothers who had beef with their four year old child