#Morgan Weed

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

Rewatching season one of criminal minds high (taking a leaf out of Emily Prentiss’ book) was a spiritual experience. According to my friend, I started crying when I saw Jason Gideon, and kept saying ‘He’s so babygirl! He is brat! He is drama!’, and kept saying that Elle, Spencer, JJ, and Morgan look like Barbie dolls because they’re so pretty. I kept screaming ‘the director is a genius!’ and raving about colour theory… so…

Sober me stands by all my previous comments.

(Credit to @sapphicprentiss for the gifs, sorry I don’t know how to credit without going through the gif search, I’m not tech savvy like Penelope Garcia 🙈)

[ritmo-soleado]

my house is on fire. i am going to kill them.

[kickyerteethin]

[kaspbra-cant-even]

I’ve been rewatching criminal minds with my partner for the hundredth time and we wondered IF if they would smoke, what they would smoke so here are my head canons for the bau (ofc smoking is super harmful, don’t do it etc.)

Rossi: this is the easiest, cigars, expensive ones on special occasions

Hotch: he would have one (1) pack of marlboro that would last him a whole year he only smokes when he is really really stressed

Garcia: she would smoke vogue, vape (crazy sweet flavors) and she has an extensive collection of colorful glass weed pipes but she doesn’t use them

JJ: doesn’t but once a year when she gets together with a mom group and they drink wine together she asks one of the moms for some slim cigarette like vogue or something

Emily: chain smoker, something like kent she doesn’t care enough to get the expensive stuff like marlboro but enough not to get the cheapest (maybe dunhill very popular in some eastern european countries)

Morgan: doesn’t, too sporty (one time Rossi invited him for a cigar and he got sick from it but tried not to show it)

Reid: something that germans call a sportzigarette which is a hand rolled cigarette with just a bit of weed in it (but he does it with herbs like mint and lavender) he only does this rarely to calm down or to help him sleep

Strauss: smokes in secret but also in her office and thinks no one can tell because she lights a candle afterwards

Reid and Garcia defenitely smoked a joint together at one point

[shortkingvi]

“i’m coming over, you better not be cunty liv morgan mugshot when i get there”

me:

[foxy-the-silly-little-hooligan]

New shop update!

[specialinterestshows]

Eat and toke with the Judgment Day in this latest chapter of my Rhea Ripley x lady!reader fic.

Warnings for this section: Cannabis (weed)

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Absolute Smokeshow (Part 47 of ?): A Dish Best Served Rolled

Licking your lips, you thank the server as your order is placed in front of you.

"Finally," Dominik says excitedly, rubbing his hands together.

"What did you get?" you ask him, curious.

"Chicken tenders," everyone except you and JD says in unison, surprising the two of you, who look at each other awkwardly.

"They're the only thing he eats when we go out," Rhea sighs, looking at Dom with an amused smile as he digs in. Grinning at your metamour, you start on your own dish. A contented silence falls over the table, occasionally broken by the clinking of silverware, as everyone enjoys their food and drinks. Dominik finishes eating first, looking extremely satisfied.

"You ate that way too fast," you tell him, not even halfway through your own meal, "How do you not have a stomach ache?"

"Years of practice," Dom replies, looking very pleased with himself.

"Yeah: practicing smiling through your stomach aches," Rhea says, making him grin sheepishly.

Damian finishes his plate next, hurriedly chugging his water and wiping his mouth before standing and addressing Rhea.

"Need anything from the car?" he asked her, taking the keys out of his pocket.

"My messenger bag?" she requests, smiling as Damian nods and saunters over to the rental, his walk leisurely despite the hurried pace in which he finished eating.

Finn sighs, watching Damian walk away. JD claps a hand on Finn's shoulder, gently but firmly. A smile makes its way onto his face briefly before he notices you watching, quickly shrugging off JD's hand and clearing his throat. JD looks a bit hurt, but says nothing. You feel bad for having watched the two upon seeing JD's puppy-dog eyes, thinking of a time when you had been in a similar situation. Turning instead to look at your girlfriend, you take another bite of your food as Rhea wipes a few crumbs off Dominik's face and kisses his cheek before letting him finish his soda. You had never expected to feel so happy watching the woman you loved being sweet and affectionate with the man she loved, but you supposed what mattered most to you was that you were also important to her, and that she was happy.

"What is it, beautiful?" Rhea asks, noticing the pause in your eating as you look at her and Dominik.

"You guys are just so cute!" you say, smiling harder when Rhea poses and Dom blushes slightly.

"You should date us or something," Rhea jokes, grinning.

"Us?" you and Dominik asked in unison, confused.

"Too much?" she asks after giggling furiously at your reactions. You nod, but Dom seems to be considering it, nodding along with you once he sees you don't seem to be interested. Rhea laughs harder and you can't help but smile at the lovely sound.

"What's so funny?" Damian asks, walking up with Rhea's bag.

"Only two of the three of 'em want to form a triad," JD McDonagh replied, surprising everyone and making Dominik blush and look away, embarrassed.

Acting like he hadn't heard anything, Damian handed Rhea her bag, ignoring the look she gave him that seemed to say "don't be rude!"

"Hey, chica," Damian said, tapping your shoulder and looking around before slyly pulling a blunt out of his pocket, "Quieres?"

"You already know me so well," you reply, returning Damians mischievous smile before looking over at Rhea.

"If he's smoking, it means I'm the one driving us to the next location," she says, shaking her head as she plugs her phone into a portable charging block from her bag, "But you enjoy, love."

Taking one last sip of your beverage, you stand up and kiss Rhea before offering your car as the location for your smoke session with Damian and leading the way.

Feeling the vibration of your phone, you pull it out, expecting to see a text from Rhea. Instead, your phone reads: Text from: Liv Morgan. "Checking to make sure you're still alive! If I don't hear from you I might be legally required to tell WWE" The text ends with an emoji with its tongue sticking out.

Sighing, you quickly message back: "Not dead, all good!" before you and Damian reach your car and you unlock it. Getting in the driver's seat, you pull your sunshade off the floor in the back and prop it up against your windshield with the sun visors before Damian slides into the seat next to you. Just as Damian pulls out the blunt again, your phone buzzes. Opening the compartment underneath the radio, you pull out a lighter you kept there, offering it to Damian and ignoring your phone.

"Better check that and make sure it's not Rhea," Damian says, taking the lighter from you, "Our Eradicator makes it look like nothing phases her too much, but she's head over heels for you, chica."

Nodding, you check your phone as Damian brings the blunt to his lips and lights it.

Text from: Liv Morgan. "Glad you're not dead! You're way too cute to die" The message ended with a winking emoji and you felt your face getting warm.

[end part forty-seven of ?]

Part 48: https://www.tumblr.com/specialinterestshows/729576237256851456/absolute-smokeshow-part-48-of-in-the-hot-box

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Tag List (thank you!)

@cherryberryshine , @littlemiss-fanficlover , @elisewithak , @babybatlover , @girlofpink , @kagome2909 , @domlynch

[anipgarden]

Catch me out here making posts on how to collect milkweed seeds because I'm hoping at least SOMEONE out there has good luck

*collapses to the ground* my fuckin swamp milkweeds got Heat Waved and barely even flowered, let alone got pollinated.... I'll have to see if my root stock ones or Swampy even come back next year, but this year definitely isn't the Year of the Ani Swamp Milkweed Success

[crossbackpoke-check]

i am the nosy anon from yesterday and firstly i am so glad that i helped you find something!! how wonderful!! secondly i did some digging (typed morgan frost girlfriend into the tumblr.com search bar which is really what i probably should have done in the first place so. my bad) and the girlfriend is called taylor!

conclusion to the saga, thank you anon!!! sharing this for the sake of anyone else who was curious… they are as of july 7 dating lmao BUT allow me some points for accuracy here because taylor is definitely a different person than who i was thinking of 🤡

[spockvarietyhour]

Will the real Doctor Weir Please stand up?

Bonuses:

[chekhovswatergun]

My three girlfriends.

And yes, they smoke weed

[onlinechemists-420]

Everything Anything in Medicines is at your doorstep. Reach us at TELEGRAM ID:@online_chemists420/WIRE ID:@onlinechemists_430/fastdropoff and shipping✈️��🛵📦🌏📬 shards, weed, carts, shrooms, snow, ice, oxy, md, lsd, hash, wax, heroin, guns, steroids, xan, carts, vapes, tramadol, clone card

[all-that-glitters-is-goldfish]

Your tag made me think of "is he gay or european". This shit will be on my mind for days from now on

I am gay, your honour.

[kickyerteethin]

Ethan wears this at formal events

[quantumshade]

jack river rose and twelve hotboxing the university office (NOT the tardis; smoke in the console room upsets her) and jack has a kazoo

SO fucking true!! i think jack and rose are very cuddly highs. the doctor pretends to be annoyed by this but he is a big liar. meanwhile river is lying on the floor staring at the ceiling not talking much but she's still holding rose's hand. bill walks in on this scene like "you know i can smell this shit across campus right." and the doctor's like "yeah its space weed from the planet shallacatop in the year 5842. want some?" and wordlessly rose offers her the bong. jack plays some notes on his kazoo. it's the first four notes of megalovania. but very slowly and ominously. bill goes home for the evening.

[joeyfmisfit]

Liv’s new theme song is a banger.