#Mood Elevator

[goodnessgraciousgal]

I’m not one to hyper-focus on the enneagram… but these are just *chef’s kiss*💋👩🏻‍🍳

[stonedcoast]

420 All Month: Funk Mountain

420 All Month! Today is Funk Mountain.

HybridModerately High THC (22% – 26%)Flower Parliament Funkadelic said it best: Oww, we want the funk, give up the funkOww, we need the funk, gotta have the funk Funk Mountain is one of the single best daytime highs I’ve ever encountered. Its parent strains are Strawberry Guava and Trop Cookies. I wrote about Strawberry Guava last week, so feel free to go back and give it a look. Trop Cookies…

[filobooster]

been into yogurt and beer (2005) by the itchyworms lately

[lenaellsi]

it's honestly a bit odd to me that so many people have jumped on the 'aziraphale will be pulling all the strings and playing politics in heaven' train. like I think it's true that the metatron is underestimating aziraphale's intelligence and ability to disrupt the second coming even while separated from crowley, but I also think the idea that aziraphale is going up to heaven with a clear idea of how he's just been lied to, an understanding of how much danger he's in, and a plan to stop it is a huge reach.

frankly, aziraphale is very vulnerable to manipulation. I'm thinking now of neil’s post with the diary entry from before the edinburgh minisode where he was duped by two humans, the whole thing with the nazis in 1941, and his sponsorship of shadwell's various obviously fake agents (sergeant milkbottle, etc.). he's not nearly as savvy as fanon tends to portray him. he takes people at face value, especially people he thinks of as Good. (that's not a dunk, btw--I find these things endearing, and a sign of aziraphale's innate wish to see the best in people. I just think that sometimes the BAMF protective aziraphale of fanon overshadows the slightly more naive aziraphale of canon. and honestly, I also think TV aziraphale is just a bit softer than book aziraphale, though he is capable of stepping up when it counts.)

and he's a bad liar! I know it's a meme in the fandom that aziraphale lies all the time, but he doesn't like it, and he's bad at it. he gets nervous and comes up with terrible excuses and the only reason he ever gets away with it is because the people he's lying to are idiots (gabriel), have their own agendas (god, the other archangels), or trust him to be honest (crowley).

aziraphale's real strength is his ability to take sudden, completely unexpected action. that's one of the things that crowley admires most about him. "he's unpredictable," is what he says to nina, and it's true! aziraphale's greatest moments of rebellion have always come from spur of the moment decisions, not intricate plans. (if anything, crowley is the planner--the arrangement and the thwarting of the apocalypse, their two longest cons, were both his idea.)

aziraphale gives the sword away because when he is forced to make a decision under pressure, he tends to land on the side of rebellious kindness. shielding crowley from the rain in eden, lying to gabriel to protect job's family, defying the quartermaster and returning to earth via possession during the apocalypse, blowing up his halo--he does these things because he's following that same impulse. when aziraphale has time to over think, he frets and fusses and is paralyzed by indecision. (or worse, he falls back on what heaven has taught him.)

TL;DR: I don't think aziraphale has any sort of grand plan other than a generalized "make things better," and I certainly don't think he is planning to betray heaven. he might try to come up with a plan once he figures out how bad things are going to get, but my bet is that what will actually disrupt the second coming is an absolutely bonkers off the wall decision that no one, crowley included, could ever predict. and I think it’ll happen, as it usually does with aziraphale, just after he accepts a difficult truth that fundamentally shifts his worldview—in this case, his final rejection of the idea of “good” and “bad” people, and of the entire morality system of heaven and hell.

[rhaenyyras]

another thing i really love about steddie is how similar they are like!! tell me why all these scenes have the exact same energy ✨ also s3 steve raging in the elevator (in those shorts!!!) is everythingggg

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

haha fun idea do you think when arthur placed the ear buds on eames to play non rigrerette rien before the elevator explosion, a rush of memories kept locked in a corner of his heart came running to him?

a long forgotten snap of time where arthur wrestled headphones to an unwilling, pouting, kicking and screaming eames to make him listen to arthurs favourite songs and eames, vehemently insisting it’s garbage and arthur prentending to be hurt and launching a rant why exactly his taste in music is superior, getting adorably worked up just as eames hoped he would, and eames grinning so hard until arthur brought in big guns and started to trash talk beatles and watching with fond amusement when eames jumped to defend the band with his life, listing their achievements in alphabetical order...

a warm summer sunday filled with music and off key singing and cuddles and play fighting.. eons ago but within a memory inch.. do you think arthur remembered that, when his world was about to collapse on him?

[opens-up-4-nobody]

I feel like I'm losing my mind. Like this has to be a thing right? It's a thing I experience at least. Please please please tell me abt ur experience if u do 🙏

[kogglyuffs]

im having visions

[lotus-pear]

WHERE THE FUCK WERE DAZAIS LAST WORDS..?? THE "FINALLY.. AT LONG LAST..." WHERE WAS HIS BITTER GRIMACE AS HE ACCEPTED HIS DEFEAT. WHERE WAS FYODORS "GOODBYE, DAZAI-KUN" WITH THE HEARTLESS SNEER AND NARROWED EYES.. WHERE WAS CHUUYA GLANCING AT DAZAIS MUTILATED CORPSE BEFORE THE POV SWITCH

[r1ngfinger]

Cocomelon [verb]

1. To (subtly?) trick or deceive

2. To mesmerize a victim, whether they’re an infant or high or simply confused

*don't worry about what cock videos means 👍

[fuckedup-cat]

Moodboard for my elevator hitch oc [LongTerm] I cannot get enough of him

[wizardnuke]

local migraine haver exhibits every single pre-headache symptom that he has ever had. thinks this is all due to the fact that he didn't take his adhd meds. ouubh this is a nasty one

[crybabycunt]

Kate: Did you ever think your life as a hired assassin would come to an end because you tossed a girl off a building?

Yelena: (with a coy grin) Not until we made eye contact… then that's precisely how I thought it'd go.

[skunkes]

combatting unnecessary spending by telling myself i cant buy a new sketchbook until i finish my current one. Which i started in 2019.

[areallynormalguy]

flowers for you 💐

Oh? For me?

These flowers are in fair condition... And you went through all that effort to put it into a bouquet.

If you're handing this to me, then I will take it. I'll be sure to place these somewhere they'll get the most amount of sunlight so they stay fresh.

[fisheito]

wondering if there's a character who HASN'T done the Do in heels. ????