#Monster Bracket Round 2

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Monster Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Huntokar (Welcome to Night Vale)

Deer god from wtnv. She's like, so hot.her love dooms her people and she has a special little meow meow in the form of Cecil. While it says she wears a deer mask, a lot of art gives her a deer head in general.

Jane Prentiss (The Magnus Archives):

worm :3

she’s got holes. what more can you ask for ?

[heterochromiasmackdown]

HETEROCHROMIA SMACKDOWN ROUND 2 MATCH 6

[halloweensongbracket]

Halloween Song Bracket

Please listen to both songs before voting.

Calling All the Monsters

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)

[bl-bracket]

Greenest Flag Round 4: God (Monster Next Door) vs Ink (Bad Buddy)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

God: “He’s incredibly considerate and nice to everyone, fellow students and school staff. Has a party to celebrate his new place and ends up setting off the smoke detector and making the whole building evacuate, but he makes sure his neighbor (who he has never met and will eventually be his boyfriend) gets out safe. He and Diew talk to each other from their own balconies and when Diew sets boundaries (talking but not seeing each other’s faces) God goes beyond to respect that, going so far as hiding his face in ridiculous ways in public. He is constantly doing tiny, unsung things to make Diew comfortable and chooses their outings accordingly. He also tells this girl to end her live stream so he can call her out for violating his privacy in a very calm and concise manner without her fans seeing. He also lets his two best friends crash at his place when those two are fighting without even questioning the whole thing.”

“God uses every moment he has with Diew to make sure Diew is comfortable, but he does it in a way that’s never overbearing. He’s warm and considerate and never pushy. Nothing he does feels like a game plan to get with Diew either. He genuinely wants the boy he loves to be happy. God’s no pushover though. He might be a giant puppy of a man, but he will defend Diew and get scrappy if he has to. Of course, this version of scrappy is to calmly tell Jane to stop being awful about Diew. Very maturely done. Very classy. And then he’s great with his friends. He cares about them and will let them crash at his place if they need to - just as long as they��re not too loud because his cute Diew won’t like it. Finally! Even when he’s drunk, he’s a big green flag. He just pats Diew and tells him he’s lovely. Adorable!”

“God is an extrovert college student who moves in next door to the introverted Diew. As soon as he learns of Diew and how he interacts with the world, he immediately adjusts himself so as not to cause distress for Diew. No matter what Diew requests, God is happy to change himself to accommodate him.”

“He genuinely enjoys others’ interests and doesn’t try to change the people he loves”

“He is the definition of a golden retriever boyfriend. He’s very respectful of Diew not wanting them to see each other’s faces, and when Diew is in trouble, God is always there to help. He respects Diew’s introverted personality, and even wants to learn about his hobbies (didn’t he read the book that Diew read in the first episode twice?). He defends Diew against Jane before Diew is ready to do it himself. Also after they became boyfriends, God makes sure and checks back in with Diew during their first kiss to make sure Diew is comfortable. (Just rewatch that scene. You’ll see.) Anyways, God is The Greenest Flag in a world of yellow flags in most other bls”

“Caring, attentive, patient”

“He’s just so lovely, asks permission for everything even just touching his crush (as everyone should) Dream boyfriend tbh”

“He is sweet, kind, always respects and encourages Diew, apologizes when necessary, is never invasive, always tries to understand and adapt to Diew’s introverted way.”

“HE’S JUST, he’s patient, caring, respects all and every single boundary his crush sets up he goes up star wearing a mask so that Diew does not know who he is (because Diew asked for more time before meeting), he express genuine interest in his now boyfriend interests and SHARES THEM with him, he goes out of his way to do and give things to him just because he wants to, HE TALKS TO HIS BOYFRIEND’S TURTLE BECAUSE HE SAW HIM DOING IT, and he does that even when NO one is around, just for the sake of it. He actually defends his boyfriend from others badmouthing and he actively creates circumstances to make him feel more comfortable and at ease, and it’s constantly communicating and asking for confirmation of stuff, and in that same vein, he always gives Diew the option to choose, to tap out, to say no, and so on. HE’S JUST GREAT AND I’M IN LOVE, THANKS”

Ink: none submitted

[namedafterflowerstournament]

Botanic Tournament : Prickly/Stingy Bracket !

Round 2 Poll 4

Espinas is Spanish for thorns

[monsterfuckerbracket]

[cutestbitches]

Cutest Bitches Bracket Round 2

[slime-showdown]

[gravity-falls-au-tournament]

Round 2-Bracket 1:

[yu-gi-poll]

ROUND 2A! MATCH 1 OUT OF 8

Monster Stats & Propaganda Under the Cut:

Kuriboh is used by Yugi Mutou/Yami Yugi. Its stats are the following:

Attribute: DARK

Level: 1

Type: FIEND / EFFECT

Effect Type: QUICK

Effect (according to the anime): "During your opponent's turn, at damage calculation: You can discard this card; you take no battle damage from that battle (this is a Quick Effect)."

ATK / DEF: 300 / 200

Propaganda:

Turn 18 of the duel between Kaiba and Yugi in the Duelist Kingdom arc - INFINITE KURIBOH WALL.

There's one part in Duelist Kingdom (when the rules didn't matter) where the Kuribohs multiply and there's an endless amount of them.

He's cute.

Have you seen this adorable fluff ball?! He's adorable and will take a hit for you because he loves you.

It's just a small, fluffy guy. One that Yugi and Atem used destroy many an opponent, an example of how even a monster that seems useless can be used to topple an opponent. But mostly I'm submitting him because he's a small, fluffy guy. Very iconic, even if it's not the strongest monster.

In my opinion, he's the mascot of DM. Of the whole series, really. That's why there's on in each series. But you cannot go wrong with the OG!!

Kuribandit is used by Yugi Mutou/Yami Yugi. Its stats are the following:

Attribute: DARK

Level: 3

Type: FIEND / EFFECT

Effect Type: TRIGGER

Effect (according to the anime): "During either player's turn, you can Tribute this card to draw 5 cards, then send all Monster Cards drawn by this effect to the Graveyard."

ATK: / DEF: 1000 / 700

Propaganda:

We all love a good pirate. What if it was a KURIBOH pirate? I'm sold.

[dumbass-duo-showdown]

DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 2 BATTLE 10

Kaz & Oliver (mighty med) vs Heath Burns & Hoodude Voodoo (monster high)

btw please check out the propaganda before voting!

PROPAGANDA

Kaz & Oliver

They get themselves in stupid scenarios. They accidentally got a job as doctors in a super hero hospital.

THEY STUMBLE THEIR WAY TO PROFESSIONAL SUPER DOCTORDOM

it all starts because Kaz mocks Oliver for being a simp, which accidentally causes a domino effect which ends up with a plastic UFO falling on them requiring a trip to the ER, while in the waiting room they notice a guy who looks awfully similar to a superhero enter a supply closet. They do a puzzle and somehow enter a superhero hospital where they use their nerdiness to solve everything. AND THAT IS THE FIRST EPISODE

Heath Burns & Hoodude Voodoo

Listen, Heath isn't the brightest. He revealed everyones identity as a monster while they infilterated a normie (human) party because he ate spicy chips, one time he had a cold so bad someone had to freeze him because he kept sneezing out fire, he had his friends go on a trip THROUGHOUT EUROPE to get back Clawdeen's notebook, put himself and his friends in a show called "Die Trying" and they almost died, several times. His braincells are probably burned up. AND WHO IS HIS FRIEND?! A FUCKING VOODOO DOLL! THAT WAS CREATED BY THE DAUGHTER OF VIKTOR FRANKENSTEIN BECAUSE SHE WANTED A BF. Somehow the biggest causes of accidents at monster high befriended a guy who is just the misfortune doll. Hoodude is somehow also not the brightest. He sees a cat that could rip him in half and goes "OOH KITTY!" When Hoodude grabbed Heath's notebook he got worried. He makes up with being accident prone by being sweet and kind. Heath isn't a voodoo doll, he is just a guy who could probably just burn down the school if he messed up in mad science class once.

note i didn't want to include heath, clawd, and manny because i hate gen 1 manny as a jackson fan, yes i know heath can be a bully but most of the time he isn't a evil but just, stupid and a pain magnet

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Monster Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

The Cairn Maiden (The Silt Verses)

A god that only wishes to meet people at the place they die and cradle them, appears as a veiled indistinct figure in the distance

as far as gods in the silt verses go, she is queen of staying in her lane. if you follow her, she shows you visions of the place you will die, and in return, you care for the dead and give them a proper burial. yeah she lingers on the road behind you, but she's just checking up on you!

Garfield the Deals Warlock (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

c'mon

there's nothing hotter than a successful small business owner

We're into catboys on this site

it's sexy as hell to be able to admit when you've been straight bamboozled by another sexy magic user. And, I guess, to make people into your weapons? I guess?

If Tumblr has taught me anything it’s that Garfield is SEXY

no i would fuck garfield the deals warlock. i'd end up selling my soul in the process or some shit but i would

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Shipping War - Round 2 Poly Bracket

Propaganda under the cut.

Propaganda for ZoSanLu:

The pirate king and his wings, what more could you ask for? They are the Trinity they are the Balance, they are Everything

The monster trio all together? Sign me up. I feel like they would complete each other's needs in a relationship very well, or at least that's the flavor of this ship that I like. It's also very hot to me. Whether it's established or they're just starting to figure things out, whether it's a mutual decision for all of them at once, or two are a couple with the third joining later, it all works well for me.

They’re the wings of the pirate king endlessly devoted to the same man and luffy loves them so much

Propaganda for Strawhat polycule:

I mean, why settle on any singular ship when polycules exist?? Let them all love each other? No fighting! There’s enough love to go around!

They love each other so much 🥺

[school-of-all-time]

Round Three, Bracket 2

[bl-bracket]

Greenest Flag Round 1: God (Monster Next Door) vs Nub Nueng (This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

God: "He's incredibly considerate and nice to everyone, fellow students and school staff. Has a party to celebrate his new place and ends up setting off the smoke detector and making the whole building evacuate, but he makes sure his neighbor (who he has never met and will eventually be his boyfriend) gets out safe. He and Diew talk to each other from their own balconies and when Diew sets boundaries (talking but not seeing each other's faces) God goes beyond to respect that, going so far as hiding his face in ridiculous ways in public. He is constantly doing tiny, unsung things to make Diew comfortable and chooses their outings accordingly. He also tells this girl to end her live stream so he can call her out for violating his privacy in a very calm and concise manner without her fans seeing. He also lets his two best friends crash at his place when those two are fighting without even questioning the whole thing."

"God uses every moment he has with Diew to make sure Diew is comfortable, but he does it in a way that’s never overbearing. He’s warm and considerate and never pushy. Nothing he does feels like a game plan to get with Diew either. He genuinely wants the boy he loves to be happy. God’s no pushover though. He might be a giant puppy of a man, but he will defend Diew and get scrappy if he has to. Of course, this version of scrappy is to calmly tell Jane to stop being awful about Diew. Very maturely done. Very classy. And then he’s great with his friends. He cares about them and will let them crash at his place if they need to - just as long as they’re not too loud because his cute Diew won’t like it. Finally! Even when he’s drunk, he’s a big green flag. He just pats Diew and tells him he’s lovely. Adorable!"

"God is an extrovert college student who moves in next door to the introverted Diew. As soon as he learns of Diew and how he interacts with the world, he immediately adjusts himself so as not to cause distress for Diew. No matter what Diew requests, God is happy to change himself to accommodate him."

"He genuinely enjoys others' interests and doesn't try to change the people he loves"

"He is the definition of a golden retriever boyfriend. He’s very respectful of Diew not wanting them to see each other’s faces, and when Diew is in trouble, God is always there to help. He respects Diew’s introverted personality, and even wants to learn about his hobbies (didn’t he read the book that Diew read in the first episode twice?). He defends Diew against Jane before Diew is ready to do it himself. Also after they became boyfriends, God makes sure and checks back in with Diew during their first kiss to make sure Diew is comfortable. (Just rewatch that scene. You’ll see.) Anyways, God is The Greenest Flag in a world of yellow flags in most other bls"

"Caring, attentive, patient"

"He’s just so lovely, asks permission for everything even just touching his crush (as everyone should) Dream boyfriend tbh"

"He is sweet, kind, always respects and encourages Diew, apologizes when necessary, is never invasive, always tries to understand and adapt to Diew's introverted way."

"HE'S JUST, he's patient, caring, respects all and every single boundary his crush sets up he goes up star wearing a mask so that Diew does not know who he is (because Diew asked for more time before meeting), he express genuine interest in his now boyfriend interests and SHARES THEM with him, he goes out of his way to do and give things to him just because he wants to, HE TALKS TO HIS BOYFRIEND'S TURTLE BECAUSE HE SAW HIM DOING IT, and he does that even when NO one is around, just for the sake of it. He actually defends his boyfriend from others badmouthing and he actively creates circumstances to make him feel more comfortable and at ease, and it's constantly communicating and asking for confirmation of stuff, and in that same vein, he always gives Diew the option to choose, to tap out, to say no, and so on. HE'S JUST GREAT AND I'M IN LOVE, THANKS"

Nub Nueng: none submitted

[autisticgirliesbracket]

Autistic Girlies Bracket: Revival Rounds - Part I

Matchup 6

Only your vote can determine which of these autistic girlies will get their chance to return to the main bracket.

STERIS HARMS MASTERPOST TWYLA BOOGEYMAN MASTERPOST SEVEN OF NINE MASTERPOST

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