#monster fucker bracket

[monsterfuckerbracket]

[atombombkaytee]

The Rad Tournament

Well, here we are at the FINAL of this bracket tournament. I think we all knew it was going to come down to this, didn’t we 😂🙏🏻

To see all the previous brackets, the master list is here.

Now, go forth and vote for your ULTIMATE favourite ghoul in the entire Fallout series ⬇️

[hottestnonhumantournament]

Welcome to the Hottest Nonhuman Tournament!

Welcome to all monsterfuckers and monsterlovers and everyone related and in-between! Yet another tournament, especially inspired by @fuckablerobotbracket, where we will get to see all your favorite hot nonhumans battle it out to see who the masses find the most attractive!

Any type of nonhuman characters are welcome! Demons, vampires, beastmen, were-creatures, hell even submit your favorite anime catboy if you want! But there are a few rules

-They must be sentient/have human-level intelligence (basically just no animals, no P/okemon)

-Must be an adult (or be able to be reasonably assumed to be one if they don't have a canon age)

-Absolutely no characters that appear like children but are "technically adults" (for instance a vampire character that is technically 100-years-old but they were turned when they were 10 or one of those characters that just looks like a child but is actually 1000+)

-And as usual for these things, please don't submit the same character yourself multiple times! But feel free to submit as many different characters as you want!

No set date for when submissions will end yet since I'm not sure if this will really take off or not

Submissions open!

I also don't have a set number I'll be Including yet (and I do have a few I'm automatically planning to include regardless but I will keep them secret for now)

Looking forward to seeing your nominations!

[beemovieerotica]

collecting suggestions for an Ultimate Sexymonster Tournament. drop your monster crushes in the replies and tags--ACTUAL ABOMINATIONS only please. no "bigfoot." no "vampire." if they're not approaching this level of fucked up then they don't qualify:

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Like last time, asking people about different monsters' fuckability is a good way to get them to say funny things. So here's some of the comments I got on the Least Fuckable Monster in the Dungeon Tournament that cracked me up, sorted by which poll they were commented on.

Man-eating plant vs Skeleton (round 1 part 1)

big L for the undertale fandom. at least the man eating plant has something resembling lips you know

me: [suspiciously passionate argument about the versatility the plants could have with their vines and bulbs and how it could easily apply to multiple kinks at once thus has a larger audience it can apply to] also me: hehe skelly because bone :)

skeleton? on the sans undertale website?

Living picture vs Dryad (round 1 part 1)

Me desperately resisting the compulsion to black out & vote on dryad simply because she's there and I'm but a lesbian

Minotaur vs Warg (round 1 part 1)

dogy

Green slime vs Undine (round 1 part 2)

Would you rather fuck a slug or a puddle?

Kraken vs Gargoyle (round 1 part 2)

one of these has their own porn category irl and its not the gargoyles

the kraken is lubed up for my safety whereas the gargoyle would probably chafe everything and i dont like that. exfoliating my pussy. nothanks

How is this possible Gargoyles are like B+ Tier in monster fucker circles, a Krakens smallest tentacle would be thrice the width of a human

Skeleton vs Living picture (round 2 part 1)

Take that sans undertale

Ghoul vs Skeleton (round 3)

ROTS ON YOU ROTS ON YOU ROTS ON YO

hello???? at least the ghoul still has some meaty bits left, how are you gonna fuck a skeleton??

look at least you can disinfect bones you're going to get exciting new diseases from a ghoul.

necrophilia isn't fun if there aren't maggots so vote skeleton

Dungeon rabbit vs Bladefish (quarter finals)

to shreds you say

bracket of oof ow my genital

Dungeon cleaners vs Giant parasite (quarter finals)

nah i could totally fuck those bricks

Bladefish vs Treasure insects (finale)

bladefish isNOT fuckable but what if it gives you bottom surgery? i prompt you that

[guess-that-ship]

S13 Round 3 Bracket

As previously stated, Round 3 will start tomorrow at 9 PM EST. Here are the 16 contestants left, with numbers taken from this post.

The bracket is written out under the cut:

Round 3A

1. He's Just Like Me Fr (derogatory) vs. 8. Subterfuge

11. Hateful Rivals vs. 16. Torment Nexus Furries

Round 3B

18. well-thought out solution for a problem that is definitely real vs. 21. Is it gay to call your boss king?

25. Lemon Candy vs. 30. when the man-eating monsters are the least of your problems

Round 3C

35. Where's the pizza deliver guy?(in a homoerotic relationship) vs. 39. ghost fuckers 3

44. Summer School and Illness vs. 48. Burning Stars

Round 3D

52. Woops, accidental fucking vs. 53. Jared 19 never learnt how to read

57. Gay and gayer vs. 63. stop holding grudges challenge (difficulty impossible)

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

Highlighted Posts - Serious Topics

Link for the fandom topics post.

For the sake of convenience, I've decided to make two massive posts concentrating all of my most important posts on various topics. These are my most popular posts, my favorite posts (i.e. not necessarily popular but they should be! Just kidding. Or not...) and my best comments on other people's posts that are valuable enough to be mentioned here (in my opinion obviously...).

The posts are separated into subjects, and each has a comment in brackets denoting what type of post it is: an analysis relating to real world issues, meta for fandom stuff, and jokes when it's, well, jokes, plus occasional ones that are self explanatory. Both subjects and Types might overlap. It seems like there might be a limit to the number of links per post, so I've divided them into two groups - serious topics posts and fandom posts.

Beside these posts, I have many others I made or commented on that were just not important enough to include here, as well as literally thousands of amazing and fascinating posts I've rebloged from others, but mentioning them all here is of course impossible. It should also be mentioned that often specific reblogs might have valuable notes on them on chains of reblogs, so keep that in mind.

Jewish Things:

Mourning October 7th (analysis).

Part 1: You fuckers say: “go back to where you came from”. The fuckers in those places say: “they’re not from here, don’t send them here”. Jews: =/ (analysis/joke).

Part 2: Denying the connection of Jews to the Land of Israel, but not letting us live anywhere else. It’s almost like… you don’t actually want us to live. Anywhere. At all. [AKA: the history of antisemitism on the left] (analysis).

Part 3: It's okay, the others hate us too [AKA: antisemitism on the right] (analysis).

Stop pandering to Western Leftists. They want us dead (analysis).

Western leftists might want me dead, but I don't want them dead. I'm angry but I'm not a fucking monster, you know (analysis).

My Roman Empire (the Roman Empire) (joke).

Blaming the Roman Empire, subversion and responsibility (analysis).

History and the Weaponization of Trauma in post-colonial narratives (analysis).

From sea to shiny sea, Abya Yala will be free (joke????/analysis).

Part 1: Israel is not a colonizer state, comparison to Liberia and the origin of the word “Palestina” (analysis).

Part 2: Jews and Palestinians are both indigenous to the southern Levant, and they're both fucking assholes (analysis).

Part 3: A day will come when we can recognizes that we’re all Arabs, but it is not this day. Also – the ridicules obsession with the foundation of Israel being in ’48 and the fact that new nations and cultures are always being created, even in recent history (yes, the Palestinians are one of those) (analysis).

Israel. Is. Not. A. Fucking. Colonizer. State. Guess who is though??!?!?!?! (joke/analysis).

The trauma of Oct. 7th and the fact that I no longer trust any of you fuckers (analysis).

Existing as a Jew on this platform is fucking hell (analysis).

Archaeological terminology and academia’s allergy to “Israel” (analysis).

No, Jesus wasn’t a Palestinian. Just say you hate Jews for fuck’s sake! (analysis).

אבל מה אם ישו כן היה חי היום...? (בדיחה)

Israel didn't exist in Biblical times??? Are you on fucking crack?! (analysis).

Ahhh, yes. Palestine. The historic home of every nation in the world (except Jews). Sure. Also, apparently they're appropriating the fucking Natufians now. (analysis).

Jews aren’t white 1 (analysis).

Jews aren’t white 2 (analysis).

Jewish IS an ethnicity, for fucking fuck fuck fucker's sake (analysis).

Antisemitism and Hollywood (The Nanny, The Golden Girls, Seinfeld and Friends) (Analysis).

Jewish people's physical appearance and antisemitism (analysis).

אנחנו חייבים לדבר על חוסר היעילות של הפגנות (ניתוח).

History and Social Issues:

King Menashe of Judea is awesome actually (analysis).

Native American cities and ethnocentrism (analysis).

Ancient Egyptians were (not) black (analysis).

The erasure of Hatshepsut isn’t what you think (analysis).

No, Hatshepsut didn’t wear a fake beard (analysis).

No, the Santorini volcano did not cause the Egyptian plagues (cause there were no plagues!) (analysis).

Elizabeth II, Rameses II and longevity of reign (joke).

The reality of the field of archaeology is a little more nuanced than calling them “grave robbers” (analysis).

No, Europe isn’t keeping historical artifacts “safe” in museums from the barbarians who can’t take care of them (analysis).

The danger of the “erasing queerness from history” tumblr narrative (analysis / didn’t contribute to this one, but it's important for other purposes and for easy access).

The danger of the “erasing queerness from history” tumblr narrative continues, Egyptian tombs electric boogaloo (analysis).

Cultural appropriation is rarely what you think it is (analysis).

You’re calling it “cultural appropriation”, but you’re just advocating for segregation (analysis).

Bend it like Beckham and the internet’s inability to understand the complexity of history and ethnicity (analysis).

Western Leftists be like: “well maybe you should have been born in a more MORAL country, like mine =)” (analysis).

The problem with “educate yourself” mentality (analysis).

Influencers and “educate yourself” bullshit (analysis).

Shutting up about social issues you know nothing about is an option, you should try it (analysis).

Real people aren’t representation (analysis).

Not everyone knows their sexual/gender identity, and that’s just as important to represent in media (analysis).

The concept of consent and haunted houses (analysis/joke).

If your multi-dating, talk to your fucking partners (analysis).

Covid and being on the same boat (joke/analysis).

A Covid joke because I’m hilarious and underappreciated (joke).

Professionals criticizing their profession's image in cinema (joke).

The trolley Problem is not about fault! (joke/analysis).

Police and “bad apples” (joke/analysis).

No, you don’t have a right over other people’s labor and creations (analysis).

Dupes are fucking evil and so are you (joke/analysis).

Stop insulting YA books (analysis).

Online bookish community's obsession with finding problems in the online bookish community (analysis).

Social media cyclical criticism of authors (joke/analysis).

Special editions are for fighting Amazon actually (analysis/joke).

Stop saying "Amazon is losing money on Kindle books". You're playing into their hands (analysis).

Bezos, the man who has everything except a heart (joke).

There’s nothing wrong with nepotism, you guys just don’t understand how professions work (analysis).

[ttrpg-smash-pass-vs]

If I know monster fuckers well enough, I don’t think the preliminary round is going to thin out as many options as one would hope…

Godspeed, keep up the good work 🫡

Hopefully! I'd love to see a huge tournament! I'm probably going to make a loser's bracket and let the top few into the main tourney, but if there aren't many passes I'll probably just let them all in. We'll see when we get there. and thanks, I'll try :D

[nerves-nebula]

to be fair, you would have gone up against Elisa Maza next in the mixed race brackets, and personally, I hope beyond hope she wins, she's an OG fav of mine from when I was little and watched cartoons with my dad. Being black and native american are vital to her character and her relationship to her family and the two cultures she's descended from are important plot points. And, she's The OG Monster-Fucker, girl saw a giant, purple, winged man in a loincloth and said "I want that". Gargoyles is such a good show, I highly recommend it to everyone (if you get the chance, I know you're watchlist is getting long). It's a true classic and masterpiece of writing.

ooooo fun.

[sugar-omi]

Who is to say the boys don't have their own freak bracket. I know damn well Baxter probs had a crush on all the Disney villains. Like Maleficent (girlboss)

baxter is a proud monster fucker. derek doesn't know wtf is happening (put anything buff n bigger than him in front of him and he'll buckle), and cove is in denial okay

[monsterfuckerbracket]

[atombombkaytee]

💚 Link for master link broken above and can’t edit the original post so it’s here instead! 💚

The Rad Tournament

It’s finally the SEMI-FINALS! 🥳💚

We’ve weaved out almost 60 other ghouls from all of the fallout universe - and now the two winners of these polls below will battle it out for the top spot as our ultimate favourite ghoul - so vote carefully! 🥹

Please vote and also share this post so that more people can see it and take part 🙏🏻🥰

For the master list of the entire bracket tournament, click here.

☢️Semi-Final☢️

[twinkfromconvergence]

I fuckibg love ur blog title, making it my hc, where’d u come up with it?

Flashback to August 6, 2022. Riptide EP 78 has premiered, the one where Chip becomes a monster's ideal mate. At least, I think it was that one. Idk it was in the Feywild.

Goobleck hides inside Chip's pants. Being the cursed fucker I am, I say it's his tentacle packet and traumatize several people with the existence of them.

Now I already headcanon Chip as a trans dude, one who doesn't know that he's trans but that's another story, and it felt cursed yet logical. Therefore, I have been creating hellish propaganda for it

I had a small phase of this as my title before I changed it back to babygirl Caspian since everyone was mad or disappointed in me. But, for the councilblr weirdo bracket, I brought it back and it hasn't left.

[monsters-conquer-the-world]

KAIJU KRUSH

FINAL WAR

Buckle up monster-fuckers, it's all come down to this! MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING AGAIN! Godzilla: UNDEFEATED. Mothra: HANGRY for a rematch.

Before Godzilla sent her to the Loser's Bracket, Mothra handily bested fellow heavy hitter Gamera. After her descent into the Loser's Bracket, Mothra tapped into her connection with life and death, annihilating EVA-01 in one of the KRUSH's most devastating landslide victories. The Infant Island Idol followed that win up by obliterating powerful genre icons Ultraman, Rodan, and King Ghidorah in subsequent beatdowns.

Mothra has fought hard, but Godzilla is undefeated. The legendary Kraken, mighty Gomora, King Ghidorah, and diabolical bionic doppelganger Mechagodzilla have all been nuked into oblivion with relative ease. They call Godzilla the King for a reason, can any single monster hope to beat the biggest, baddest beast in the biz?

Maybe Mothra. The angelic arthropod fought Godzilla to a near-stalemate in their first match... a match that was decided by a whopping 70 votes--by far the most mammoth melee in KAIJU KRUSH history. Let them fight!

[incorrect-monster-prom]

Hi friends!! I promise I will actually get the brackets up at some point soon, it’s just been a very hectic week or so 🥴 much love to all you monster fuckers <3

[guess-that-ship]

Because this tournament is so big I went ahead and made a quick bracket to keep track of things (the bracket maker I was using doesn't support 64 brackets without paying and I don't feel like signing up for an account on a different website):

Please excuse my handwriting. The numbers are the same as the ones in this post. I hope this serves as a nice visualization of things, but nonetheless, I'll write out the Round 2 match-ups under the cut:

Round 2A

1. He's Just Like Me Fr (derogatory) vs. 3. Pandoras Awful little box

5. Haunted vs. 6. Don’t pull the string vs. 9. Subterfuge

9. bisexual ex-cops vs. 11. Hateful Rivals

14. Gay (Straight) Robots vs. 16. Torment Nexus Furries

Round 2B

18. well-thought out solution for a problem that is definitely real vs. 20. World's chillest guy x serial overthinker

21. Is it gay to call your boss king? vs. 23. Family first, the world can burn

25. Lemon Candy vs. 28. Royal Wanderings

30. when the man-eating monsters are the least of your problems vs. 32. Pit trap partners

Round 2C

33. Sunrise Potato vs. 35. Where's the pizza deliver guy?(in a homoerotic relationship)

37. They should NOT be at the club vs. 39. ghost fuckers 3

42. Mindfulness vs. 44. Summer School and Illness

45. Coworkers With Detriments vs. 48. Burning Stars

Round 2D

50. LESBIANS IN LOVE vs. 52. Woops, accidental fucking

53. Jared 19 never learnt how to read vs. 55. Gay Roommates

57. Gay and gayer vs. 59. I want to impress you/You already impressed me

61. Birds of Paradise vs. 63. stop holding grudges challenge (difficulty impossible)