#Moe Yang

[thepermanentrainpress]

Gallery: Tegan and Sara @ Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver, BC Date: November 20th, 2022 Photographed by: Moe Yang

[headache-haven]

i cannot stress enough how welt yang is literally the character ever . 

he's well over 80 years old . he has an adopted son . he's been in wars and has died several times . he knows a little too much about mecha anime . he used to teach history . he cannot sleep because of The Fucking Voices . he's even bisexual .

[kpop-bbg]

[lizhly-writes]

hey you know what completely different au of my own fucking original work my brain has occupied itself with now?

au where my girlboss female lead trips back in time and wakes up at age 16 and accidentally gets the interest of her villain fiance because her 10 extra years of life experience made her wayyyy less hostile and wayyy less likely to start a fight with him. it confuses him so much. what's jiang mingxi without constant anger and the desire to punch someone in the face. he doesn't know what to do with this. they have a sparring match for class that DOESN'T devolve into insults and clawing at each other and it throws him into shellshock.

[tailing-sun]

Happy Year of the Dragon

[strawberry-seal77]

can’t believe yang was being all shy and panicky at the thought of confessing to blake and then the moment she did, girl had her tongue down blake’s THROAT. no hesitation. love that for her

[esthercore]

Honkai Star Rail

͙͘͡★ Multi (HSR Specific)

✮ Sweetness Overload!! (HSR Men and Cute Stuff they do!) ✮ HSR men and the chocolate end of ice cream cones ✮ HSR Men & Aftercare ✮ Cumoisseur ✮ Anon's thought on sub!men ✮ Bottom Ratio growing on Ether ✮ HSR Men & the Garlic test ✮ Wife you up ✮ Baby trapping

͙͘͡★ Multi (Blurbs)

͙͘͡★ Series:

✮ E-Whore [GN! Cam Boy/Girl Reader x HSR's Simps )] : Jing Yuan | Dr Ratio ✮ HSR Men & The bully trope: Aventurine ✮ HSR Men as Yanderes: ⋆ Part 1: Argenti, Aventurine, Blade, Boothill, Dr Ratio ⋆ Part 2: Caelus, Dan Heng, Dan Feng, Gallagher, Jing Yuan ⋆ Part 3: Sunday, Jiaoqiu, Welt, Gepard, Sampo

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Argenti

✮ Masochist

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Aventurine

✮ The shine in his eyes ✮ No frens :( ✮ Yandere Aventurine x Talent Motivation Department - employee reader ✮ Rings ✮ Poly ABO w/Alpha Ratio x Beta Reader x Omega Aventurine (they were both tops) ✮ His love is painful ✮ Are you feeling happy? ✮ Hold him, will ya ✮ Thoughts on him (1+ Sunday) (2) (3)

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Blade

✮ Fucking the Enemy (+Kafka) ✮ Sex with him ✮ WTF did bro mean ✮ A man you suffer with ✮ Cages ✮ Self deprecating Blade x Enamored Lover

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Boothill

✮ Overstimulation? ✮ A cute but wrong headcanon from the past ✮ Dick extension

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Caelus

✮ Yan & Clockwork

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Dan Heng

(soon)

❤︎‬ ⋆˙Dan Feng

(soon)

❤︎‬ ⋆˙Dr Ratio

✮ Dilated Pupils ✮ Yan! Ratio likes to study you ✮ Oral fixation treat

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❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Gallagher

✮ Yan! X Double Suicide

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Gepard

(soon)

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❤︎‬ ⋆˙Jiaoqiu

✮ Knotting ✮ Eye Contact Kink

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❤︎‬ ⋆˙Jing Yuan

✮ Somno ✮ Falling for a short life species

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Luocha

(soon)

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Moze

✮ My gap moe assassin can't be this cute!! (Fluff) ✮ Yandere Moze and breaking in

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Sampo

(soon)

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Sugilite

✮ Thoughts on him

❤︎‬ ⋆˙Sunday

✮ Egg ✮ Robin, Songs, Family ✮ Yan!Sunday getting the wost bf award ✮ No frens :( ✮ [Ask] Yan!Sunday Breaking Reader ✮ Your White Gentleman ✮ Mating Dance ✮ Crying In Public ✮ Savior Complex ✮ Cages ✮ Preening his wings ✮ Punishment! ✮ Tainting Sanctity ✮ Dick too big ✮ Oral fixation treat ✮ Anon on Yan!Sunday punishing 10/10 writing ✮ Yan!Forcing Male Darling to Crossdress ✮ Thoughts on him (1+Aventurine) (2) (3)

❤︎‬ ⋆˙ Welt Yang

(soon)

My heart, I never feel I never see I never know Oh, heart And then it falls And then I fall And then I know

[arwasimiya]

Moe Life

Hari kemarin berlalu dengan cerita uniknya, berbeda dari rutinitas biasanya.

Pagi hari bersiap berangkat bareng umi dan adek yang udah mulai sekolah lagi, seneng soalnya nggak kedandapan seperti biasanya.

Turun di halte IHS sebelum jam 06.47 jadi ada peluang ketemu Pak Firstno -driver BST yg lama ga ketemu- dann benar saja! Kukira bakal penuh banget karena anak sekolah udah pada masuk, eh ternyata masih libur jadi lenggang dan hanya ada 3 penumpang lain. Satu orang diantaranya adalah penumpang istimewa.

Setelah turun 2 penumpang beliau memulai pembicaraan, "Piye wes kacek?" "Udah, pak, alhamdulillah"

Ternyata beliau memutuskan buat nggak jadi berangkat ke Saudi buat kerja karena banyak pertimbangan, salah satunya orang tua sakit. Membicarakan seputar kerja di Indonesia yang kebanyakan hanya cukup untuk memenuhi kebutuhan dan sulit untuk menyisihkan tabungan.

"Adekku ndisek tak doktrin ben iso kerja ng luar wae trus saiki kelakon ng Korea, wes ndue sawah, ruko, bengkel, wes iso ngumrohke wong tuwo"

Waw. Hebat banget ya kakak di seluruh dunia.

Kemarin habis baca tulisan hangat di litbase,

"Wes pokok e mugo-mugo lancar, kuliah sg bener, diserap ilmune tenanan, sok kerjo ng luar negeri wae"

"Makasih ya, pakk"

"Iyo sama-sama, ati-ati"

Ah iya, dua pekan ini aku lupa nggak daftar online untuk kunjungan hari Selasa. Kalo Rabu dan Jum'at sih memang daftarnya lewat loket dan ga bisa online :) Mungkin udah terlalu terbiasa jadi yang diinget rutinitas besok ke rumah sakit aja tapi ga inget kalo harus daftar wkwk

Jadilah pagi itu aku daftar onsite di salah satu anjungan, dan kebingungan. Tidak ada pilihan Poli Rehabilitasi Medik di layar komputer. Oh, baru ingat! ini kan rujukan baru, kalau mau fisioterapi harus ada konsulan dari Poli Orthopedi sedangkan jadwal kesana baru besok ((waduh)).

Yakin nggak bisa diusahakan sih kalau begini. Tapi kita coba dulu deh ambil antrian di loket pendaftaran.

Sesuai dugaan, tetap tidak bisa. Kalau mau ke rehab harus ke ortho dulu, kalau hari itu ke ortho besok jadi ga bisa ke ortho padahal mau suntik terakhir, yasudah pulang aja dan kembali besok. Hahaha aku cuma tertawa dan yaudahlah nggak menyesali apa-apa. Kata Ibu petugasnya, "Ya Allah wes adoh-adoh rene, maaf yaa, soalnya emang nggak bisa nek kayak gitu"

"Besok dateng langsung ke loket aja ya sidik jarinya" Memang betul Allah sediakan banyak sekali kemudahan. Beliau sudah hafal aku dari masih pake dua kruk, lalu satu kruk, dan sekarang udah lepas. Tapi ya, kalo besok kan masih bisa daftar online hari ini dan nggak perlu ke loket karena bisa cetak mandiri di anjungan pendaftaran.

"Enaknya main ke mana dulu yaa...." Pikiran pertama yang muncul saat pulang lebih cepat dari waktu biasanya dan masih banyak sekali waktu tersisa. Setelah berpikir singkat, aku memutuskan pulang aja lah sepertinya beberes rumah lebih menyenangkan dan menenangkan.

Tadinya mau nunggu di halte depan RS langsung soalnya kapokk capek banget kalo nyebrang lewat JPO. Gapapa ikut muter sampe Palur jadi lebih lama daripada lemes seharian besoknya. Nah tapi pas udah di halte RS lihat tangga ke JPO kok sangat menarik ya, bisa menghemat waktu perjalanan sekian puluh menit nih.

Akhirnya dengan segala pertimbangan, aku pilih naik tangga ke JPO dan pulang dari halte seberang wkwk. Pertimbangannya adalah ini bukan tangga landai seperti kalau dari dalam rumah sakit dan tangga ini ada pegangannya jadi amanlah bebannya ga terlalu berat. Sepertinya justru lebih berat di tangga landai karena berasa banget nanjaknya kan, sedangkan di tangga biasa gerakan kaki tuh lebih stagnan meskipun nanjak juga apalagi dibantu pegangan samping jadi lebih ringan.

Perjalanan pulang biasa saja. Naik Koridor 1 turun di AURI, lanjut gocar sampe rumah. Buat pengguna gojek jangan lupa masukin kode promo GORIDEAJA dan GOCARAJA tiap awal pekan dan GOJEKHEMAT tiap bulan wkwk.

Sampe rumah istirahat bentar trus sesuai rencana mulai beberes menertibkan barang-barang lama, lalu menemukan sebuah tulisan.

Tulisan jaman kapan, wa 😭 asli ketawa banget bacanya 🤣

Kayaknya sih tulisan pas SD, ngetik di laptop trus ngeprint banyak lembar entah buat apa. Berguna juga sekarang buat dibaca berulang kali dan tertawa wkwkw sesulit apa sih kenyataan saat itu sampe tak mungkin bisa kuterima dengan ikhlas 😭

Cukup puas sama sesi bebersih kemarin walaupun belum tuntas semuanya. Emang kapan manusia benar-benar merasa puas sama kehidupan dunia?

Setelah mencukupkan diri untuk beberes, sore hari saatnya istirahat menunggu berbuka.

Memulai malam dengan kelas yang sudah beberapa hari izin dan banyak tertinggal 😪 tapi senang sekali dapat kesempatan baru untuk pertama kalinya dan cukup baik hasilnya. Rasanya meneduhkan, berada di majelis ilmu.

Bersambung dengan kelas ke-3 dari Qolamuna, membahas writers block atau kebuntuan dalam menulis. Kak Jauh membagi buntu jadi dua, pada ide dan kalimat. Saat ide sudah ditemukan tapi kalimat belum menemui kenyamanan,

Tidak apa-apa. Kenalilah tulisanmu sendiri. Saat merasa buntu, temukan dulu titik ketidaknyamanan dalam tulisanmu itu. Apakah pada diksi di suatu kalimat? Ataukah pada sajak di setiap akhir kalimat? Atau mungkin, pada kata sambung di awal kalimat?

Temukan saja dulu, nanti pikiranmu akan terbuka seiring berjalannya waktu. Lalu sampai kapan menunggu?

Hei, menunggu adalah perjalanan kita dengan waktu. Jangan hanya diam tak bergerak, kau tetap bisa mengabadikan tulisanmu dalam ketidaksempurnaannya.

Tetaplah belajar. Semakin banyak tahu, akan kau temukan sendiri koreksi dari tulisanmu yang lalu.

📝 14/30 (mulai ditulis di BST menuju Moe dan selesai di Poli Rehab Medik menunggu obat untuk kembali ke Ortho)

telatnya parah sampe besoknya tapi gapapa wkwk

[thepermanentrainpress]

Gallery: Yaeji @ Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver, BC Date: April 6, 2023 Photographed by: Moe Yang

[slymewizard]

Ok on the subject of Hynden Walch being amazing can we talk about AT’s voice cast? I feel like it doesnt get talked about nearly as much as it should.

Jeremy Shada is amazing for how he can escalate his voice for wacky moments or deescalate his voice for quieter, more thoughtful moments. Finn would not be the same character if it werent for Shada’s perfect vocal balance.

John Dimaggio, like what really needs to be said here? He’s BENDER! Of course he was amazing as Jake!

Hynden Walch was never really a voice I considered when thinking about how amazing AT’s voice cast was up until now, I really just remembered her because “hey thats Starfire!” But after hearing her performance as the Candy Queen I FEEL SO STUPID.

Olivia Olson…I wish I had something more constructive to say about Olsen’s voicework but I think everyone’s already well aware about how AMAZING she is as Marceline. Her voice is just so perfect for the character, being both good at delivering quips and devastating tearjerkers. And thats not even mentioning her having the single best singing voice to ever grace a western animated cartoon (yeah fuck you Alvin). Just like Jeremy Shada with Finn, I could not imagine Marceline without Olivia Olson.

Tom Kenny seems like he would be another Joe Dimaggio situation where hes one of the most amazing voice actors of the generation and thats all there is to say. But I think what makes Tom Kenny’s performance as Ice King AND ESPECIALLY SIMON so especially amazing is that…ITS TOM KENNY. THIS IS THE GUY WHO VOICES SPONGEBOB, AND HE’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VOUCE OF ONE OF THE MOST HEARTBREAKINGLY TRAGIC CHARACTERS IN ALL OF FICTION, AND HE DOES IT PERFECTLY. THE REVEAL IN HOLLY JOLLY SECRETS, THE CHEERS SCENE FROM SIMON AND MARCY, THE ENDING OF I REMEMBER YOU, ALL DONE BY THE SAME GUY WHO THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUNNIER THAN 24*! THIS MAN IS A TREASURE.

Niki Yang, look, I know I already said that no one could play Marceline or Finn as well as Olson and Shada…BUT NO ONE, AND I MEAN, NO, ONE, COULD PLAY BMO AS WELL AS NIKI YANG. She brings a perfect tone of childlike wonder, curiosity and innocence into every word spoken by the little robot. She brings such a fun and vibrant energy to the little guy in episodes like “5 short graybles” or “BMO noire,” that just makes it hit all the harder when moments of existentialism pop up in episodes like “The More you Moe” or…well…”BMO.” BMO has one of the most interesting growing up stories in a series where every pretty much every character’s stories are about growing up, and a lot of that is owed to how perfectly delivered his lines are by Yang.

But theres one voice that gets overlooked more than most others, and who deserves way more credit than they get for how important they are to the show. Someone who’s been around since the very first episode and has been continually providing voices for the series even now in Fionna and Cake. A voice actress whos so commited to the show that its easier to count the episodes she ISNT in than the ones she is in. MARIA. BAMFORD. Margaret, Hot Dog Princess, Slime Princess, Ghost Princess, Melissa, Raggedy Princess, Manfried, Wildberry Princess, Undead Princess, The Butterfly with a Gun AND AN ABSOLUTELY GINORMOUS AMOUNT OF EXTRA VOICES. She puts so much of her signature hilarious vocal range into every one of the dozens if not HUNDREDS of characters that she plays throughout the series. Also a lot of you probably don’t know this but she does standup comedy and she’s hilarious and you should all listen to her albums because she also does funny voices in that and you can even sometimes identify a voice she used for a character in the show…but also trigger warning for mental illness and suicide she talks about those kind of a lot. But anyway my point is, Maria Bamford is a huge reason as to why Adventure Time is as wonderful as it is. Her wacky voices contribute so much to the weird and wonderful vibe of the show, and even if she doesn’t play any primary characters, she is one of the most important and under appreciated voices in the entire series.

*25

[spinallyspiraling]

In Greek myth, particularly Orphic thought, Phanes is the golden winged primordial being who was hatched from the shining cosmic egg that was the source of the universe. Called Protogonos (First- Born) and Eros (Love) - being the seed of gods and men - Phanes means "Manifestor" or "Revealer," and is related to the Greek words "light" and "to shine forth" as well as the Latin "Lucifer".

“Lucifer represents the individual intellect and will which rebels against the domination of Nature and attempts to maintain itself contrary to natural impulse. Lucifer, in the form of Venus, is the morning star spoken of in Revelation, which is to be given to those who overcome the world.”

~ Manly P. Hall

"The serpent entwined around the egg, was a symbol common to the Indians, the Egyptians, and the Druids. It referred to the creation of the Universe."

~ Albert Pike

"In the ritual of Zoroaster, it was a symbol of the Universe... In China, the ring between 2 Serpents was the symbol of the world governed by the power and wisdom of the Creator... Hence the Serpent entwined round an [Orphic] Egg referred to the creation of the Universe."

~ Moe Bedard

"In the esoteric doctrines the supreme individual achievement is the breaking of the Orphic egg, which is equivalent to the return of the spirit to the Nirvana--the absolute condition--of the Oriental mystics."

~ Manly P. Hall; The Secret Teachings of All Ages

“The shell of the cosmic egg is the world frame of space, while the fertile seed-power within typifies the inexhaustible life-dynamism of nature.”

~ Joseph Campbell

Cosmic eggs are a common mythological motif in creation myths. The egg has been adopted as a sacred cosmological symbol among many cultures and is always defined as primordial and associated with the beginning of the universe and creation. Creation associated with the egg often portrays an ex nihilo creation, emergence creation, chaos creation or creation through primordial waters.

The egg is an androgynous birth image, in that it is both a masculine and feminine symbol. The egg is feminine in that it is the product of a seed fertilized and contains an embryo. The egg is a masculine symbol in that the male testes contain seed.

Egyptian Mythology: Ra

“He is in the Solar egg, the egg to which is given life among the gods”…“I am the creative soul of the celestial abyss. None sees my nest, none can break my egg, I am the Lord!” (Book of the Dead, xvii., 50)

In Egyptian mythology the cosmic egg is associated with the sun god and father of creation Ra. One version of the legend states that in the beginning before creation Ra was contained within an egg laid upon a mound by a celestial bird. In early versions of this myth, the bird is a goose. Whereas after the rise of the cult of Thoth, the egg was believed to have been laid by an ibis and gifted to humanity by Thoth.

Greek Mythology: The Orphic Egg

In Greek mythology the egg and snake represent the cosmos encircled by the creative spirit. The Orphic Egg is named after Orpheus, who was a musician, poet, and prophet in Greek mythology. This image stems from the teachings of Orpheus that the universe originated from a silver egg. The legend goes that Chronos, the personification of time, created the silver egg which was warmed by a snake. From the silver egg hatched the primordial deity Phanes or Protogonus (“first-born”). Phanes is an androgynous deity of procreation and life. As the egg splits, the upper portion becomes the heavens and the lower portion becomes the earth.

Chinese Mythology: Pangu & The Egg of Chaos

“In the beginning all was water. From the water emerged a cosmic snake with a horned head. The snake (or the bull or the giant) created the cosmic egg…”

The Japanese creation myth begins with a world of chaos and formless mass. The chaos took form in the shape of a giant egg. This egg was said to have balanced the elements of yin and yang. From this balance, Pangu, a god of duality, was created. Pangu, the first man of all beings, arose from this egg. Once he emerged from the egg, the lighter pieces of the egg floated and became the sky and the heavier parts sank and became the earth.

Pangu, worried that the egg would merge back together,committed to holding up the sky himself. He aims to never allow it to reunite with the earth as it would result in returning to a state of primordial chaos. As time passed and Pangu grew, so did the distance between the sky and the earth. Pangu, pleased with their position finally was able to lay down to rest.

As he lay to rest he dozed off into a peaceful death. With his death came the wind and clouds, through his last breath. Thunder comes from his voice, his left eye became the sun, his right, the moon, his blood the seas and his hair became the stars, the grass, the plants, and the trees. One version of this creation myth says that humans were created from the lice on his hair.

Hindu Mythology: The Golden Egg

Within the Golden Egg, the god Vishnu reclines on the fluid coils of the primordial sea, his breath the flowing in, flowing out of endless creations. Painting on paper, ca. 1760 C.E., India.

In the Hindu culture, the egg is symbolized with fertility and birth. According to worshipers of Vishnu, the cosmic egg or “golden womb” emerges from the primordial world ocean that exists at the beginning of the ever-recurring cycle of creation. The creator god Brahma emerged from this egg and created the world.

The Satapatha Brahmana of India contains the story of the desire of the original maternal waters’ desire to reproduce. Through a series of prolonged rituals, the waters became so hot that they gave birth to a golden egg. Eventually, the creator, Prajapati, emerged from the egg and creation took place.

East Africa

In East Africa, like Kenya and Tanzania, chicken eggs are often used for magical purposes, witchcraft, healing, and holistic practices.

West Africa

In Dogon mythology, creation of the universe comes from a world egg that is divided into two. The Dogon are an ethnic group indigenous to the region of Mali, in West Africa. In this creation myth, when the egg is divided into two, it becomes two birth sacs containing a set of twins. The egg in Dogon mythology is a symbol of new life.

Bantu Mythology

According to Bantu mythology, the upper half of the shell became the havens and the associated male and masculine god. While the lower half of the shell became the earth and known as the primordial mother. From both halves, the sun, stars, trees, and wildlife developed.

[jewishbarbies]

“The vet was a young, sweet man. Definitely Jewish, which is something I care about only in times of crisis.” - Lena Dunham, A Box of Puppies article.

“ Yellowish Fever: I know I said I could never imagine a Japanese affair, but I’ve changed my mind. Kazu, the art handler hanging my mom’s show, is gorgeous like the strong, sexy, dreadlocked Mongol in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (causing my sister to email the instruction: “Yeah, girl. crouch that tiger, hide that dragon. P.S. That’s a Chinese movie”)” - Lena Dunham

Just read her articles. They’re all either antisemitic, Islamophobic, orientalist, or all three.

That tiny little thing where her entire damn TV show has no POC in it

POC cast in Girls (her HBO show) play only “the help”, random people:

Sidné Anderson as “Jamaican Nanny”

Jermel Howard as “Young Black Guy”

Moe Hindi as “Roosevelt Hotel Bellhop”

Jo Yang as “Tibetan Nanny”

The time she added a black actor ,Donald Glover, for a couple episodes, during which she accused his character of fetishizing her as a white woman, and declaring that she “doesn’t see race” and “doesn’t see him as black”. Pro tip: erasing people’s identities and experiences is still racist.

There is so much more.

[midnight-coffeebreak]

(i hope the way i spelled them out makes sense)

[seiwas]

Hello sel :D I would like to put forward for the fmk game: moe kamiji, kido, onima and todoroki... enji from bnha (going with the endeavour agency members here ;D)

hi there!! thanks for playing 🥹 this is so interesting!! (i had to search them up bc i cannawt for the life of me remember them 😭)

moe kamiji (burnin) would be the ride or die bestie 🥹 i love the spunk, the energy. would be the yin to my yang or whichever way is better. she’d def bring me outta my shell and i love that!! never a dull moment w her 🥹

kido as the ex tho if i’m being honest, i don’t really remember much of him. maybe that’s why he’s the ex 😭 the relationship dying out kinda thing 🥲

onima as the lover bc he seems like a cool guy!! friendly, hardworking, dedicated!! idk 😭 looks like the type to deliver on his promises 🥹

enji as the one night stand only and if only he isn’t married 👍 a fuck it and forget it typa thing. also a story to tell bc he’s like 20 yrs older than you akaknzksnx

send me 4 characters and let’s play a game of bsf/ex/lover/one night stand!

[blueiight]

on one hand i love super moe blue haired minmay -chara -designer -made-it yang from the ova like that design will always have my heart & be what i think of first when i think of yang wenli the spaceboy. on the other hand i rly do love michihara & any artists that depict yang as a Normal (if slightly tired) Guy™️ . & anyone who depicts reinhard as this unnerving pretty thing with giant killer predator eyes. if reinhard is just a str8 up bishie is kinda boring, he gotta look like hes a statue about to eat me.

[howlingday]

The scene from the Simpson where Moe teaches a dancing self defense class, but it’s Jaune lecturing Cardin, Sun, Yang, and Ren as Ruby watches from the doorway.

"Self-defense Dance Classes?" Ruby Rose repeated, reading the classroom door sign.

She peered inside, finding Cardin Winchester, Sun Wukong, Neptune Vasilias, Yatsuhashi Daichi, and her older sister, Yang Xiao Long, seated across from a blackboard. Next to the desk, Lie Ren sat politely, clipboard in hand. Everyone else had pencil and paper, eager to learn.

"Everyone good?" The instructor, Jaune Arc, asked. He was wearing a black T-shirt and gray slacks. He sat halfway on his desk, arms folded. Jaune loved dancing, so she wasn't surprised to find him teaching a dance class. "Everyone here, Ren?"

"Present and accounted for, Professor Arc." A few students snickered at the name.

"Alright, let's pick up back where we left off last class." Jaune stood up, rounding the desk to the blackboard. "Who can tell me to five injuries that could result from a misstep?"

Yang raised her hand, which Jaune pointed to. "A fractured ass?" The students giggled.

"I see that story left an impression." He wrote on the board, 'tailbone'. "And yes, landing the wrong way on your ass can leave you not wanting to sit for weeks. How should you land if you fall?" Sun and Cardin raised their hands. "Cardin?"

"On your ass."

"Yeah, it should be your ass, but what part of your ass?" He pointed. "Sun?"

"On your ass CHEEKS." Sun specified. "The bigger the better!" The students chuckled, while Jaune drew two Cs.

"Yup, that's right." Jaune nodded. "But don't forget to diet and exercise. Make it big, if you want, but don't put your health at risk."

Ruby watched in awe of the classroom, and especially Jaune's teaching skills. She felt like she was learning a lot from this one class. Minutes flew by as she watched dances moves, safety, and spacial awareness were discussed.

"Okay, now for a demonstration." Jaune took a deep breath, closing his eyes. "Alright, here's the 4-1-1, folks; let's say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl." Jaune opened his eyes. "Relax, stay calm, and give 'im one of these."

Ren clicked on the beatbox and funky music began playing. Jaune lept in the air, and began strutting in place, keeping his arms and legs moving, but close to his body. As fast as she blinked, his body writhed like a wet noodle, and he moved closer and closer to the students. Before he reached, he lept backwards, landing on his hands then back to his feet. Reaching back as if to flip again, Jaune pulled out a familiar musket, and fired three rounds into the air, startling the students, Ruby included.

"And that," Jaune panted, "is how you use different styles to blend into a funky distraction, before retrieving your weapon and saving your fine ass honey from a bad rep. Ya dig?"

The students clapped as Jaune wiped his brow. He smiled and made his way to the door. Ruby was caught by surprise and could only yelp as it came open. Jaune chuckled.

"Sorry, I was just-"

"No, no, it's fine, Ruby." Jaune waved off. "But it's a lot more fun in there than out here." He turned back to the class. "That's it for tonight. I'll be here next month, and remember that twerking, while arousing, is not an effective self-defense method."

As the students left, thanking Jaune for teaching them, they all traded ideas for different tactics and exercises to practice. Soon, Ruby was left alone with Jaune.

"I, uh, don't really think dancing is my thing. Especially if it's in front of people."

"I understand, but I think you could really benefit from it." Jaune smiled. "Maybe even toss in a few rifle shots, too.

"Really?" Ruby asked. "But how? Crescent Rose is pretty big. Way bigger than that musket."

"True," Jaune nodded, "but have you considered keeping low to the ground, and using it's weight as a counter balance?"

"Kind of." Ruby shrugged. "Where are you going with this?"

"Tell me, Ruby," Jaune placed a hand on her shoulder, "what do you know about breakdancing?"