#Mockery

[artandthebible]

The Crucifixion

Artist: Louis De Caullery (Flemish, c. 1580–1621)

Date: 1600-1620

Medium: Oil on panel

Collection: Museo del Prado, Madrid, Spain

The Crucifixion | Mark 15:25-32 The Message (MSG)

They nailed him up at nine o’clock in the morning. The charge against him - THE KING OF THE JEWS - was scrawled across a sign. Along with him, they crucified two criminals, one to his right, the other to his left. People passing along the road jeered, shaking their heads in mock lament: “You bragged that you could tear down the Temple and then rebuild it in three days - so show us your stuff! Save yourself! If you��re really God’s Son, come down from that cross!” The high priests, along with the religion scholars, were right there mixing it up with the rest of them, having a great time poking fun at him: “He saved others - but he can’t save himself! Messiah, is he? King of Israel? Then let him climb down from that cross. We’ll all become believers then!” Even the men crucified alongside him joined in the mockery.

[stacksattack]

trying to figure out shararook. fun creature really enjoying it even if its not my usual playstyle

[minsungincorrectquotes]

*playing a video game* Chan: Why would you shoot Jisung?! He's on our team! Minho: You should have heard what he said to me Chan: What did he say to you? Minho, mocking Jisung: "What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

[satsuijin]

"Don't look so stressed, aye? We'll find her."

[weezarddd]

I FINISHED MEHILÄINEN, FRIENDS <3

so since we're keeping the classic Bee motiff of hiding the eyes, (don't expect to ever see them), i chose to go with something that would fit the whimsical wackiness of Moomin! Their eyes are something no one outside the Moominvalley can see, even if they aren't necessarily trying to hide it. No matter how far apart they are from The Joxter and his smoking pipe, the thick cloud of tobacco always seems to follow them the moment the two step out of Moominvalley for the winter.

Regardless, their lack of visible eyes never makes them any less emotive. They're the much more energetic side of The Joxter; when The Joxter sleeps, Mehil is in the Moominhouse finding new hobbies with Moominmamma, developing their creative process with Moominpappa and Snork, or going on countless adventures with Moomin and the gang!

The Mehiläinen will never run out of reasons to pull The Joxter out of bed. Both a curse that takes away hours of precious sleep, but a blessing he can't help but want to keep.

[kply-industries]

Hyenas are always making fun of how we walk.

[ben-talks-art]

Defeating the villain with taunts

I always love scenes where the heroes manage to use mockery or taunting to annoy their enemies so much that they end up defeating themselves. It's such a satisfying feeling!

What are some of your favorite examples of this trope?

[depresanesfreetime]

LIIIIIIIIINZ xD

[fieriframes]

[And the stars were icicles of mockery.]

[blondebrainpowered]

GIF by Unimpressionism

[davidaugust]

“…if he unleashes war or another economic calamity or social collapse, or even just bungles another national emergency—all real possibilities—he’ll vindicate his haters and die a pariah.

His vanity is a limit on his transgression. And so more of his detractors in the United States should learn from their foreign counterparts, and poke the bear. The more simultaneous poking, the better.”

“It was a mistake for the Kamala Harris campaign to muzzle Tim Walz and generally back off its early mockery of Trump and the weird MAGA establishment. It’s a mistake today for Democrats in Congress to make a show of its servility. Instead of trying to rise above Trump’s antics…Senate Democrats could sign an open letter to the unwilling people of Greenland and the government of Canada ridiculing Trump’s impotent bluster, and assuring them legislation to annex their territories will not pass.”

“As collaborators, people like Bezos and Zuckerberg have claimed partial culpability for whatever destruction he might wreak. They’d have been better off operating on the level, treating Trump as a pest with a defined political life expectancy. It might have been frustrating at times, but their hands would have been clean and their businesses insured against mass boycott.”

https://www.offmessage.net/p/poke-the-bear

[artandthebible]

Christ at the Column

Artist: Denys Calvaert (Flemish, 1540-1619)

Date: c. 1578-1580

Medium: Oil on Panel

Collection: Clark Art Institute, Williamstown, MA, United States

[inbox-to-the-void]

more prison content for @simplepotatofarmer

[IMAGE ID: The first of two digital drawings. This drawing features dsmp Quackity in Pandoras vault, lava a distance behind him. He has a smug look on his face, mouth opened to show pale green teeth, black tusks, and an ominous green glow inside his mouth. His eyes are blank and amused, the swirls on his cheeks lightly glowing green. His ear wings point upwards in a mockery of Dream's ears, his speech bubble reading "Look, I'm you! (lmao)". END ID]

[IMAGE ID: The second of two digital drawings. This drawing features dsmp Dream in Pandoras vault, a dark purple wall behind him. Dream is looking upward, mask partially broken, his expression conveying so much disgust that the art style has shifted slightly to accommodate the lines of his face. His rabbit ears point backward, and his prison uniform is tattered at the neck. His "nametag" reads "001". END ID]

[jacks-weird-world]

✵✰Mσƈƙҽɾყ υρԃαƚҽ✵✰

Jack mocking JD vance once again.

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[sugas6thtooth]

[starryknight-dragonarts]

Vicious Mockery

Here are some examples I have come up with and collected for the D&D spell Vicious Mockery. For those who are not D&D nerds like me, vicious mockery is a spell where you roast your enemy with insults and it causes them actual mental damage! You can insult somebody till their head actually explodes! Sometimes it can be hard to come up with a roast on the fly, they are usually better when they fit the situation but here are some examples that could start you off.

“By the way is your Boyfriend Single. He should be.”

“I would be afraid to do your husband. I’m more woman than you and all 4 of his current mistresses combined”

“In order to learn something you would first have to listen to something other than the cavernous sounds of your own ignorance”

“You are so ugly, that if somebody painted your picture you wouldn’t need a nail or hammer to hang it, the Picture would hang itself for looking like you.”

“Do you use your right hand or your left hand to wipe your ass? Because I use Toilet paper!”

“Of the 4 men your wife is currently fucking, are you one of the side hoes or the idiot who doesn’t know about the others?”

“One day you will have to face whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and you’ll have to justify being a complete waste of space.”

“If you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless!”

“I’d like to have an intelligent conversation, so please stop talking.”

“You’re not worth me taking the time to come up with another quip. You’re just another dumb minion.”

“The day you were born, neither of your parents showed up!”

“Your mother is a whore, which is much more successful and respectable than anything you have done with your life.”

“I would try to see things from your point of view but I would never be able to fit my head up my ass.”

“Which hurts more, thinking or seeing your own reflection.”

“Do you know the difference between your face and your ass? Neither do I!”

“You couldn’t even cast a Shadow.”

“I wrote you a poem. Roses are Red, Violence is too. No one here is afraid of you.”

“You seem ill equip for battle, of martial or of wit.”

“You could have asked my permission before showing me something so hideously disgusting.”

“I guess combat is over since there are no significant threats left”

“Was that stick always up your rear, or was it a failed attempt to pleasure yourself.”

“You look like something your father shat out.”

“The last thing you vanquished was your mother’s respect.”

“I need to know, is your head only for decoration? I think you need to get yours replaced.”

“Sorry to interrupt your evil monologue, hold on…what was your name again?”

“You could not pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.”

“Go back to the sewers and be among the shit where you belong.”

“I know you are an assassin but I didn’t know you were hired to kill fashion.”

“This fight will last longer than you do in bed.”

“S’cuse me, I would like to talk to the real boss, cause I know this operation wasn’t cooked up by somebody who’s IQ is below Room Temperature.”

“You have three active braincells but lost one and the other two are still trying to find it.”

“As an outsider what’s you perspective on intelligence”

“You make it really difficult to underestimate you”

“You don’t need beauty sleep, you need a coma.”

“Your family tree is a cactus cause you’re all pricks”

“You’re not a complete idiot, some parts are missing”

“You are non of your best friend’s best friend.”

“Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelt of Elderberries”

“Your body is a Temple to an Idiot God!”

“I’m glad you're tall...It means there's more of you I can despise!”

“Ugh. What the hell is that all over your face? Oh...its just your face!”

“I swear, if you were any worse at this, you'd be doing our job for us!”

“Some day you'll meet a doppelganger of yourself and be disappointed!”

“Are you always stupid, or are you making a special effort today!”

“Some day you'll go far and I hope you stay there!”

“I’d like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!”

“I would insult you, but your very existance is the greatest insult to all”

“I’d insult your parents, but you probably don't know who they are!”

“I’ve met Wheels of Cheese sharper than you”

“I see some small village is missing its idiot”

“Tell me, did you run away from your parents, or did they run away from you!”

“I expected you to be taller”

“If I paid for 20 idiots and all I got was you, I’d still have gotten my money’s worth.”

“If you were any dumber, you’d need instructions to breathe.”

“I’d fight you with my pocket knife, but I think it would give you length envy”

“If I had a copper piece for every time someone complimented your face, I’d be in debt.”

“I thought this was a battle, not a comedy show.”

“Will you hit me already, you are boring me. You are boring.”

"Congratulations! You're a failure."

"I didn't cast Feeblemind yet."

“If ever there was a wise decision you were to make in your entire life, you’d fall to your knees right now and beg for mercy.”

“In a land of the stupid, you are crowned king.”

“You are about to eat more shit than the last person in the human centipede.”

“Ooh, I'm a ghost! I get to moan all day and whine about how sucky my life was!”

“Only a God could have meticulously crafted every detail about you so intricately to be this much of a pathetic loser.”

“In the battlefield or the bedroom, this won't take long"

"All powerful yet you hide from me in the shadows"

"Surrounded by ghouls and zombies yet you're the most hideous thing I've seen"

"Which god's teet are you latched to these days?"

“Pardon me my good Bitch. Do you see all the fucks I give?”

“I’ve seen better asses on the donkey ranch!"

“I cant decide if your a criminal or an orphan.....but then again, a criminal is actually WANTED”

"Not even Hells outhouse can make you into Hot Shit!"

"You look like the type of person who would have 1-2-3-4-5 as the combination on your luggage."