#Mizerja

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01.11.2023

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Dzień duchów i kościotrupów a ty jesteś świnia

Dzisiaj długo pospałam, niby fajnie ale mogłam ten czas wykorzystać w lepszy sposób.

Ominęłam śniadanie, wypiłam zielona herbatę i poszliśmy na spacer pozbierać liści dla mojego brata do szkoły. Mało w ten sposób kroków nabiłam bo byliśmy w poblizu domu ale przecież dzień sie jeszcze nie skończył. Wróciliśmy do domu i na obiad były

ziemniaki z smażonym mięsem i mizerja

Oczywiście zjadlam tylko suche ziemniaki i to malutko. Nie przełkneła bym tego nie dość że mięsa to jeszcze ociekajacego tłuszczem. Aż rzygać sie chce.

Wczoraj miałam egzamin z filozofii. Dostałam 5 i tak już będzie na swiadectwie do końca tej szkoly.

Po południu zjadlam miskę suchych płatek kukurydzianych i poszliśmy na cmentarz. I na nim zrobiłam aż 8000 kroków więc ekxtraaa. Wróciliśmy, zrobiłam sobie kawę i zjadłam serek. To tyle z mojego jedzenia

Z nawodnieniem mogło być lepiej, woda mi dzisiaj wyleciała z glowy.

Trzymajcie się!!

[borisbubbles]

2010s Eurovision: 330 - 326

330. Aisha - “What for?” Latvia 2010 

How did this song even come to be? I’d ask my uncle Joe, but he can’t speak 😭 If this were some clever spoof on existentialism I would gladly bump it up, but I think that’s giving Latvia too much credit. They’re just weird as fuck lol. Some things are better left for Mr. God to explain, but his phone today is out of range (and so is Aisha’s voice...x) 

Also, a common theme with Latvia: They deliver a decent-ish NF performance, then sanitize it for Eurovision and flop terribly. RIP.

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329. PeR - “Here we go” Latvia 2013

Having said that, Latvia probably should’ve curbed PeR a little, lol. This barely counts as ‘a song’ to be honest. Just a lot of random jumping hijinks and it’s surprisingly... not fun? lol. Ralfs you can do much better than this. Also is this REALLY the first recorded instance of a Eurovision stagedive? That doesn’t feel right, even if the dive itself lasts fewer than three seconds total.  Somebody should check on that while I wrap up the rest of today’s update~

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328. Sabina Babayeva - “When the music dies” Azerbaijan 2012

Lol I must’ve tuned out Sabina a bit too well because this is kind of horrible? I mean, yes, I think the song is kind of dreary, but that’s a lower tier concern for me. Sabina herself is an uglyvoiced android delivering her song with zero emotional investment, the act is like watching real-life satanic exorcism,  the entire ensemble feels like the most blatant jury bait alive and of course it finished fucking fourth, presumably after Azerbaijan bought a fuckton of sim cards in neighbouring countries. 🙃

Having said that, I mostly just find this song sooooooooo fucking forgettable, which is probably why I’ve ranked her this high and probably why I’ll stop thinking about it, full stop, once this sentence has reached its end. 

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327.  Levina - “Perfect life” Germany 2017

[2017 review here]

This happens when you youtube search for this song:

EVEN FUCKING YOUTUBE KNOWS WHAT A RIP-OFF THIS IS!!! Anyway, remember how I mentioned before that Germany cannot resist a mediocre white woman when they see one? Well, nobody proves that pet theory more than good old Levina. She received a fucking standing ovation by the German audience after delivering an unremarkable Adele cover and then *again* after first performing this version of “Perfect Life”, while (because) of course, she was the most median human available. 

Which marries greatly into that other thing Germany like to do: “focus on the songs” which usually results in stripping them down to their bare bones, which turns most of them into complete non-enti-You know what? Let us instead discuss how Germany don’t even get nearly enough flak for their incompetence:

They throw away chance after chance after fucking CHANCE for whatever reason, selecting insipid songs and people alike because they appear ‘Real’, showing ZERO understanding of what makes Eurovision tick (the ability to connect and empathize with others).  They refuse to learn from the few instances they do stumble ass-backwards into a good entry (Did they not HATE ‘Taken by a stranger’ at first?), only to fall straight into their old habits again. They are deluded and utterly beyond help. Screw them.  ________________________________________________________________

326. Klapa s Mora - “Mižerja” Croatia 2013

I am to this day still not sure what Croatia were thinking when they came up with “Let’s send six homely men with a song called “misery” to Malmö”, but it was not a great decision. Idk. This song is awkward and lowkey depressing.

The worst bit has to be the middle-eight though. They’re literally just standing, in a fucking line, on the stage and it just feels.. what’s the word? Lazy? Inert? Date-rapey? It doesn’t fit the rest of the song. Okay that’s enough words spent on Klapa s Mora, I am out of here. 

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My Eurovision Top 5 for Croatia from 2010-2019

5. Nina Badric- Nebo (2012)

4. Nina Kraljic- Lighthouse (2016) 

3. Klappa s mora- Mizerja (2013)

2. Jacques Houdek- My Friend (2017) 

1.Feminnem- Lako Je Sve (2010) 

[whatthefreakinghell]

My favorite songs by country

Albania

2010

Song: It’s all about you

Artist: Juliana Pasha

Armenia

2009

Song: Jan-jan

Artist: Inga & Anush

Australia

2016

Song: Sound of Silence

Artist: Dami Im

Austria

2014

Song: Rise Like A Phoenix

Artist: Conchita Wurst

Azerbaijan

2017

Song: Skeletons

Artist: Dihaj

Belarus

2010

Song: Butterflies

Artist: 3+2 ft. Robert Wells

Belgium

2015

Song: Rhythm Inside

Artist: Loïc Nottet

Bosnia&Herzogovina

2008

Song: Pokušaj

Artist: Laka

Bulgaria

2013

Song: Samo Shampioni

Artist: Elisa Todorava, Stoyan Yankulov

Croatia

2013

Song: Mizerja

Artist: Klapa s Mora

Cyprus

2016

Song: Alter Ego

Artist: Minus-One

Czechia (Czech Republic)

2018

Song: Lie To Me

Artist: Mikolas Josef

Denmark

2011

Song: New Tomorrow

Artist: A Friend In London

Estonia

2009

Song: Rändajad

Artist: Urban Symphony

Finland

2006

Song: Hard Rock Hallelujah

Artist: Lordi

France

2019

Song: Roi

Artist: Bilal Hassani

Georgia

2015

Song: Warrior

Artist: Nina Sublatti

Germany

2007

Song: Frauen regier’n die Welt

Artist: Roger Cicero

Greece

2010

Song: OPA

Artist: Giorgos Alkaios & Friends

Hungary

2018

Song: Viszlát nyár

Artist: AWS

Iceland

2012

Song: Never Forget

Artist Jónsi, Greta Salóme

Ireland

2015

Song: Playing With Numbers

Artist: Molly Sterling

Isreal

2010

Song: Milim

Artist: Herel Skaat

Italy

2016

Song: No Degree of Separation

Artist: Francesca Michielin

Latvia

2002

Song: I wanna

Artist: Marie N

Lithuania

2018

Song: When We’re Old

Artist: Neva Zasimauaskaitė

Luxemburg

1985

Song: Children, Kinder, Efants

Artist: ??? (That‘s the question)

Malta

2012

Song: This Is The Night

Artist: Kurt Calleja

Moldova

2009

Song: Hora Din Moldova

Artist: Nelly Ciobanu

Monaco

2005

Song: Tout De Moi

Artist: Lisa Darley

Montenegro

2012

Song: Euro Neuro

Artist: Rambo Amadeus

Morroco

1980

Song: Bitakat Hob

Artist: Simira Said

Netherlands

2019

Song: Arcade

Artist: Duncan Laurence

North Macedonia

2015

Song: Autumn Leaves

Artist: Daniel Kajmakoski

Norway

2015

Song: A Monster Like Me

Artist: Mørland & Debrah Scarlett

Poland

2017

Song: Flashlight

Artist: Kasia Mos

Portugal

2017

Song: Amar pelos Dois

Artist: Salvador Sobral

Romania

2019

Song: On a Sunday

Artist: Ester Peony

Russia

2006

Song: Never Let You Go

Artist: Dima Bilan

San Marino

2015

Song: Chain of Lights

Artist: Anita Simocini, Michele Periniola

Serbia

2007

Song: Molitva

Artist: Marija Šerfovič

Slovakia

2010

Song: Horehronie

Artist: Kristina

Slovenia

2019

Song: Sebi

Artist Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl

Spain

2010

Song: Algo pequeñito

Artist: Daniel Diges

Sweden

2014

Song: Undo

Artist: Sanna Nielsen

Switzerland

2018

Song: Stones

Artist: ZiBBZ

Turkey

2010

Song: We could be the same

Artist: maNga

Ukraine

2016

Song: 1944

Artist: Jamala

United Kingdom

2012

Song: Love Will Set You Free

Artist: Engelbert Humperdinck

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MBI SOLIDARITETIN - Opinion

MBI SOLIDARITETIN – Opinion

SOLIDARITETI ËSHTË HARMONI që del nga DREJTËSIA. Është simpati vepronjës, u jep fuqi atyre që ndjekin një objektiv të vetëm.

Ka solidaritet dhe sundon solidariteti i një bashkësie njerëzish, edhe kur fati i përmirësimit i djeg të gjithë dhe mizerja e më të trishtuarit i mbulon të gjithë me turp.

Pa këtë fuqi,që përgjithëson vullnetet e zemrat, është e pamundur të realizohen ëndrra të mëdha…

[dcreviewer]

Eurovision 2013: Croatia – Klapa s Mora “Mizerja”

Ok, are you writing a song for the closing credits of the as-yet unannounced “Anastasia 2?”  Oh, wait, I see there are 6 guys on stage.  A snoozer my grandpa would love because it would remind him of barbershop quartets.  Between the language commitment and the sound/tempo, I’d say it’s a good song as a nostalgic tune only – definitely evokes a specific mood, but not necessarily one that we’re too excited about for Eurovision 2013.

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[mexicaneurofan]

Klapa s Mora will represent Croatia this year at the ESC 2013. The group consists on six klapa singers. Klapa is a traditional form of singing from the south of Croatia which basically consists on assembling harmonic male voices, mainly with a first tenor, a second tenor, a baritone and a bass.

Mizerja (Misery) is the title of the song that this Klapa group will try to get to the final. I personally think it is a great song, I love the melody and of course the different voices sound great together but let's be honest: their live performance is lame.

The whole concept of the performance should be their voices and they should stick to that. If they get rid of the choreography I'm pretty sure they can do great, what do you think eurofans?

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Croatian song for ESC 2013: Klapa s Mora - "Mižerja"