#Mitch Toles

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Bad movie I have Haunting of Winchester House 2009

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[killemwithkawaii]

Goretober 2021 Day 20: Sorrow

D.S.: Hi everyone! I just finished giving the chew toy the good news- after it earned it, of course :)💙

I broke out the toolbox, and we all strolled down memory lane together. We talked about all the Mitchies that 'L.S.S.' had so carelessly left behind, and I ripped out one of its nails in honor of each of them- a little amusement for me, a little atonement from it, and a great goretober prompt for Mitchie number six!

The first to go was the pinkie nail for the Penpal. They'd met while it was in prison, had a grand romantic rendezvous on the run, and went down together in a suicidal blaze of glory. It had made its first promise then- to find them again, and give the two another chance at happiness together. That Mitch was the one to step on the gas, so I went ahead and yanked the nail for it.

The second was the ring finger for the Coworker. The two happened to get jobs at the same shitty diner, had a long 'will they, won't they', and ended up careening off a cliff on the drive home from work one night. It promised them that next time, they would have fun together, given that that Mitch could never seem to take a day off. Mitchie was in the drivers seat then, too, but wouldn't have died if it hadn't distracted them. I was feeling generous, so I decided to yank that nail for it, too.

The third was the middle finger was for the Dealer.  They met at a party, got high and hooked up in the bathroom, and spent October being as self-indulgent and debaucherous as possible. I had it pull that nail itself, since it decided to be a sloppy drunken idiot and suffocate on its own vomit, leaving the Dealer to clean up its mess. It promised to be more in control the next time next time.

The fourth was the pointer finger was for the Video game. It found Mitch collecting dust in the lost-and-found box, spent months in a perfect simulated fantasy with them, and was careless enough to let its 'friends' ruin the fun. A Larry had technically destroyed that Mitch, but was only able to because of this things negligence. It promised to be more careful with them the next time. I pulled the nail for it... but I did 'slip' a few times.

The thumb was for the Neighbor. It started stalking them as soon as they moved in, and was so focused on collecting their rubbish and charming the pants off of them, it neglected its duty to fight off the darkness, let the apartment get infected, and was too much of a coward to off that Mitchie when it had the chance. It promised that the next time it found them, it would make sure everything was perfect. I had it pull that nail itself, too. It took a few tries, since its hands were shaking so much at that point.

Both it and Mitchie seemed so relieved when the thumb nail was finally free of the nailbed and had joined its counterparts in the jar. They thought that the exercise was over, and now I'd reveal the Good News to them, patch up its fingers, give them both some table scraps, and let them get some sleep so they would be ready to play again tomorrow,  but they were still a little short on the tole for my taste. ----

D.S.: Woah woah, hold on there, buddy. We're not done, we still have one more to go!

L.S.S.: [strained] What the hell are you talking about, you sick fuck? That wasn't part of the deal....!

K.E.W.K.: But that's five! There were five Mitchs before me, and you pulled one for each!

D.S.: I didn't say it was for each Mitch before you, I said that one would be pulled in honor of each one of them it left behind.

K.E.W.K.: That doesn’t- He didn't leave me!  I stopped him from jumping in November-

D.S.: Did you?

K.E.W.K.: Of course I did, he's right here.

L.S.S.: I've been here for a year, Dumb Shit. I obviously didn't leave Mitch behind.

K.E.W.K.: Yeah!

D.S.: [laughing] Are you sure about that?

L.S.S.: God, what are you even fucking saying...

D.S.: [chuckling] Don't you think it was a little strange? The way that November played out, and the time after that?

K.E.W.K.: I... we...

K.E.W.K. and L.S.S.: [looking at each other]

K.E.W.K.: ...we've moved past that, together. We know that what we did to each last year was wrong, and we're never going to do anything like that ever again.

D.S.: I'm not talking about you, Mitchie. You were only doing what you thought was best with what you had at your disposal, just like I'm doing now. No, I'm talking about it. This thing. Don't you think it was strange, [mocking] 'L.S.S.'?

L.S.S.: I don't know what you're-

D.S.: Of course you don't. Here dummy, I'll spell it out for you- Don't you think it was strange that you were trying so hard to jump, but just couldn't manage to do it?

L.S.S.: I didn't try to jump.

D.S.: Really...?

L.S.S.: I... I didn't jump! I couldn't, they drugged me, and when I was lucid, I knew I couldn't just leave them with my body-

D.S.: [laughing] Excuses, excuses... Admit it. You did try, didn't you?

L.S.S.: .....

K.E.W.K.: .....

L.S.S.: .....

D.S.: You tried, but you couldn't, right?

L.S.S.: .....

K.E.W.K.: Sal...?

L.S.S.: .....

K.E.W.K.: Sal, you... you tried to leave me?

L.S.S.: ... .... ....

D.S.: Oh, you haven't told them that yet? [Laughing] oh, this is getting juicy...~

L.S.S.: It... it was when we were cuddling in your bed, saying goodbye last year.... You jabbed that needle in my ass cheek out of nowhere, and I panicked...! I thought that if I stayed, you would die! I didn't know what else to do, didn't think I had any other choice....

K.E.W.K.: So you... jumped...?

L.S.S.: No! I... I tried, but nothing happened... The sedative started kicking in, and I passed out before I could...

D.S.: [mocking] Hmmmmmm, what an interesting story...~

L.S.S.: Stop fucking with us!! What the hell are you getting at?

D.S.: Oh, I'd be happy to fill you in... Once we have the final nail :) Aaaannd I think I'm gonna give Mitchie the honors! Here's the pliers for you...

K.E.W.K.: What? No...!!

L.S.S.: Don't rope them into getting your sick kicks again! If you want my fingernails that fucking bad, I'll give them to you myself-

D.S.: Nope! It's gotta be Mitchie... Or, would you rather I even out their eyelashes for them instead...?

K.E.W.K. and L.S.S.: ..... .... ....

L.S.S.: [barely audible] Mitchie, just... just do it quick.

K.E.W.K.: Sally, I can't, please, I-

L.S.S.: Grip the pliers tight, and pull straight back as hard as you can. The quicker you do it, the less it hurts.... trust me, I know....

D.S.: Oooooh, yeah it does~

K.E.W.K.: [crying] Please...please, I'm begging you, please stop all this!!  I don't want to do this, I can't do this to him!! I don't understand what you want...!

D.S.: Right now, what I WANT is for you to RIP OUT THIS THINGS FUCKING FINGER NAIL, MITCH.... Specifically the pinkie. That's the one~

K.E.W.K.: [sobbing] No! I can't, I can't...!

D.S.: Aww, It's not so hard! We just showed you how to do it a bunch of times, so I know you can do it! :)

L.S.S.: Mitchie, I can take it. I've gone through way worse, and I can't watch this bastard pluck you like a fucking chicken again.... I know it's hard, it's really, really hard, but I know you can do it. It'll be over before you know it, you just have to go for it...

K.E.W.K.: [sobbing] .....

---- It took a lot of encouragement (and more than one try), but K.E.W.K. was able to get that pesky little pinkie nail out, and so it was time to tell them both the Good News (or, at least part of it. There was a lot to tell!)...~ ---- D.S.: Alright, now that everyone has stopped blubbering, I can tell you: L.S.S., my dear little dummy.... are still keeping allll your promises! Isn't that great? You can thank me any time...~ :) 💙

K.E.W.K. and L.S.S.: .....

L.S.S.: ...you pulled six of my fingernails out at the root to tell me that?

D.S.: Well, I only pulled out three, but..... yeah. I thought you'd like to know that for sure! You're taking care of everything: You're giving yourself and Mitchie another chance at happiness, you're having fun together, you're in control, you're being very, very careful with them, and you're making sure things go perfectly this time! A perfect score! ...Oh, I just realized, we forgot to go over the final promise you made, to this Mitchie right here.

L.S.S.: My promise that I would love them? No shit, I'm still keeping that!!

D.S.: No, no, that goes without saying! You gotta love Mitchie, that's just a given... wow, you are brainless! [laughing] I'm talking about the actual final promise, the one you made juuuust before midnight on the 31st... Mitchie knows, don't you Mitchie? Remember what he promised you, right before you stuck that needle in his asscheek, and his first instinct was to jump...?

K.E.W.K.: He... He told me that he would keep loving me forever, until his consciousness dissolved into the void...

D.S.: Yes, there's that, but like I said, that's just a given... but what was the other thing, Mitchie? I know you're tired, but think hard, c'mon...~

K.E.W.K.: .... .....- He... promised he would try to come back....

D.S.: [chuckling] That's right, Mitchie.... L.S.S. promised you that he would try to come back...

[sigh]

.....and he was really, really hoping that you would be waiting for him when he finally did... :( 💙

[schasem]

[rjzimmerman]

Political cartoonists and the Green New Deal

First, one poking at His Royal Highness’ Chief Court Jester, Mitch McConnell, in his cynical plays with the Green New Deal, from the Washington Post’s Tom Toles.

Another from Tom Toles:

Now a couple from the right wing. Note the Soviet hammer and sickle on the butt of the Trojan horse and the “Freedom” banner beneath the US flag. From AF Branco for the Americans for Limited Government.

And one from Mike Lester for the Washington Post.

[stevoball44-blog]

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[rjzimmerman]

Excerpt:

The Senate’s Better Care Reconciliation Act of 2017 would reduce the deficit by $321 billion in the next 10 years, according to the Congressional Budget Office, in part by cutting Medicaid. It would also cause a full 22 million people to lose insurance. After several Republicans refused to endorse the legislation, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell announced he would delay voting on the bill until after the July 4th recess.

If passed, Americans with chronic health issues will likely be at risk. According to environmental health advocates and experts, the most pronounced impact would fall on the same shoulders that climate change disproportionately affects: communities of color and low-income people. Because of higher premiums, “few low-income people would purchase any plan,” the CBO estimates. And fifteen million people would lose Medicaid coverage under the current Senate proposal.

Advocates are working hard to connect the dots between climate change and healthcare policy for lawmakers. Toles O’Laughlin rattles off a “laundry list” of climate-related threats facing Maryland communities, including mosquito-born disease, truck traffic, and high heat. All of them also have health consequences.

“We as a human species are impacting the environment,” says Miriam Rotkin-Ellman, a senior scientist with the Natural Resources Defense Council. “Those conditions can and do impact our health — particularly for children or our most vulnerable populations.”

The Senate bill technically bars insurers from discriminating against patients with preexisting conditions. However, it makes it possible for states to allow insurers to offer plans that don’t cover “essential health benefits” — which can include everything from hospitalization to prescription drugs, maternity care to emergency health services. Denying those benefits to front-line communities that have high rates of asthma, heart disease, or cancer, could make it impossible for people to manage chronic illnesses.

“You can’t avoid exposure if you’re constantly being exposed to something as a basic tenet of your life,” says Toles O’Laughlin.