#Mista Boo

[clubkidandcollectives]

[appleinyoureye]

JJBA p.2 │ The Tongue of My Love Takes Many Forms

Summary: love language headcanons! what they have to offer and how to make their knees weak!

Fandom: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Characters: Giorno Giovanna, Mista Guido, Narancia Ghirga, Trish Una

Word Count: 787

Type: headcanons

part one

Giorno

Giving: words of affirmation, gift giving

Giorno is a master with words. He knows what, when and in which way should he tell you to make your day brighter. With a soft smile and reassuring glance, he tells you a compliment or two when you need it the most, and it makes you feel like the most special person on the whole freakin’ planet. Very often you don't hear these sentences directly from him – Giorno usually sends you a butterfly with a message spreaded on its wings, or a puppy that has your favorite snack tied to its collar. He is not afraid to use his stand to make the one he loves feel even more adored.

Receiving: physical touch, words of affirmation

Gio often drifts away with his thoughts, his mind busy with developing new plans and ideas. It may be tiring for his smart brain, and nothing helps him in these moments like your soft touch, grounding him to reality again. Your fingers brushing his cheek and catching his jaw, sweet words leaving your mouth are always enough. Whenever you see him struggling with anything, catch his hand in yours and watch the sparkles dance in his precious eyes.

Mista

Giving: words of affirmation, physical touch

My favorite boy, baby boo, the love of my life is all about adoring his loved one. He makes sure that you know your worth, and that your insecurities poof! go away. Mista is always, always telling you how good you look, how smart you are, how amazing you do things, and, uhh, how perfect you are! And be ready for a lot of hugs and kisses! He has to maintain physical contact with you almost all of the time. Brushing your hair every morning, tracing small circles with his thumb on your skin in public places, and hugging and spinning you after a long time apart. That’s how Mista shows he’s in love with you.

Receiving: physical touch, acts of service

Okay, I think we can all agree that this boy way too often gets his cute ass into trouble. Always somehow surviving, he comes to you vulnerable with scratches, cuts and all sorts of wounds. And your duty is to help him. Gently caress his body with a cotton swab, wrap the damaged skin in bandages, put cute band-aids on his face, massage sore spots. Just pamper him like a baby! He knows he can do it all by himself, but your hands just do the magic, you know?

Narancia

Giving: acts of service, gift giving

Sometimes you think that your boo has two left hands, but it’s the thought that counts, right? Narancia makes you breakfast, but always burns one side of a pancake or makes the scrambled eggs way too dry. He cleans your desk, but accidentally throws away an important document (don’t worry, later he’ll duck in the trash can so he can find it!). He wants to make it up for his clumsiness by giving you all sorts of trinkets! He’s like a magpie. Anything that looks like something you may like (or is sparkly) he gets for you because I can’t say that he buys everything…

Receiving: words of affirmation, gift giving

He’s your good boy, your cutie-patootie, your boo-boo-bae-bee. Tell him that. Praise him. Narancia needs it, and you know it! Remind him how much he means to you. How brilliant his ideas are, even though sometimes they make no sense! Just appreciate his efforts, and I can promise you, that you will see his imaginary tail wagging. And if you tell him how much he means to you, and then give you something to eat? Sheesh! The boy may even cry from happiness.  

Trish

Giving: quality time, words of affirmation

She’s not the best at showing it, but Trish cares for you. She surely does. That is why she suggests that you should take her more on dates! Like, c’mon, how could you not think that Trish wants to spend more time with you you to take her on yet another date this weekend? That she deserves it? Pfft! You can still make it up to her by watching a movie marathon with her. And if you notice her hints, she may even praise you! 

Receiving: gift giving

Okay, now, I sure hope you know what to do with her. Give her gifts that she deserves! Trish feels the most loved when she’s appreciated. She may give the vibes of a gold digger, but it’s totally not that. Trish is reassured of your feelings when you put an effort when choosing a gift she may like, when she gets something she’s told you once and you still remembered! It’s the thought behind the gift that counts the most, plus, who doesn’t like pretty things?

[snoopsnoop07]

GUIDO MISTA FANFIC

by sophie and phoenix (Owner of account is phonix btw)

😍

chat. this is satire🍆😆😍

super DUPA sad. don’t read if you're depressed!!!!

You were assigned on a mission with Mista. Not just because you guys were a couple but because both of you genuinely worked great together. You were walking with Mista to find the stand user.”honey bumkins… you shyly said “yeah boo boo bear?” Mista said with a growl, Grrr!! “I-I-I-I-I-I-..... want to know how it feels to ride an F150 in the future…” I say flustered with puppy eyes. “Also I'm scared of the super big mega ultra mythical rare fight with the supa dupa bad guy!!!!!” “zont worry my wittle kitten whiskers i will protect you no matter what!!!” mista said with a growl and whispers in my ear “we will win this fight…… with the power of love and friendship! Anything is possible…. I’ll also let you know how to ride the f150!” he smiles with a smile sweeter than jolly ranchers, Yummy! suddenly a stand user appears!!!! and guess who it is???? STEVEN PATRICK MORRISSEY AKA MORRISSEY!!!! AND HIS POWERFUL STAND CALLED “DRAKES DICK” (i was going to do a The smiths song but SOPHIE started to diss The Smiths). “WATCH OUT Y/N! OR ELSE A DOUBLE DECKER BUS WILL CRASH US” he gasps and jumps! YEOOWCH!!! SUDDENLY HE USES DRAKES DICK AND SWINGS IT AROUND MISTAS NECK CHOKING HIM!!!!! WOWZERS!!! You gasp and wings and wolf ears started to grow out of you. you grab a mic and look at Morrissey “Steven… this isn’t you.. stop harming him… or else you’ll get it lil bro” your eyes start to turn red. But before I could do anything I heard a fart away voice “boys……. don't…. cry….” the voice sounds closer “he's right behind me isn't he…” I look behind me and OMG. BOBERT SMITH FROM THE CURE (we love the cure chat) “morrussy this isn't you!!!” Bobart said “i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i know you can be kind.. and n-nice.. pls dont do this!!!” “Take my hand, '' Borbart says while reaching out his hand. Morrussy takes it and they fly away together on a double decker bus being in love on a friday while singing a loveson (but then chewsday came so they didn’t care anymore because Friday they are in love) . you were amazed but then you remember your sweaty hot alpha bae boo boo bear boyfriend.. MISTA!!!!! you ran over to him “BAE, BABY, SNOOKUMS, TEDDY BEAR, LITTLE PEBBlE, MY PUPPY, MY BEAUTIFUL SUNSHINE NUGGET !!!”you said with tears in your eyes. m-m-my omega.. mista said while coughing up blood. no!!! pls don't leave!!! YOU SAID. “y-you still didn't teach me how to ride a F150!!!!!” Mista coughs blood again and smiles “p-p-p-p-puppy….. I was... going to propose to you today actually…” I start to tear up more! he takes out a small box from his pocket and gives it to me “let ... let me make you the happiest person in the next life y/n…..” he says with tears bigger than tsunami waves filled with musty salt and seaweed. I nod forcing a jolly smile on my face. He kisses me with tongue and everything. he pulls away gently. but then. Atticus gives you backshots, The end. ANYWAYS GUYS. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL AND SEE YA NEXT TIME!!!! like and suscribe or you will turn into the red imposter!!!!

[gayfraggle]

Ermmm BOO, JoJo plushie collection jumpscare!! (I have a lot of them- also auuuh I'm sorry if the photos are shitty)

Anyways here's the pics and where I got em' from :3

Pucci, Abbacchio and Mista were from eBay!! (Abba and Mista were Christmas gifts :∆) actually, most of them were

Iggy and roll sized Mista were from eBay too

Bruno was from Amazon anddd Fugo and Giorno were from hot topic

I sadly don't remember where Kakyoin was from D: . but I do remember getting Jotaro and the (other) Iggy one from hot topic

THE SILLIES AAAAA

I THINK I MIGHT TRY TO GET THAT KAK PLUSH AND THAT FIRST MISTA PLUSH IS THE EXACT ONE I WANT AAAAAAAA

I FOUND A DIFFERENT MISTA ON AMAZON THO AND IT LOOKS ALRIGHT PLUS THERE WAS A SIMILAR NARANCIA PLUSH

[appri-dot]

Short playtime, relatively atleast (I have school boo) but my funny friends mista crusher and brackles joined so it was awesome as hell goodnight everyone n I hope your days in the coming future has little buds of happiness and fun .. ^w^

[cinamun]

Hey Cina,

So a coupla things: I would like to say a little RRR/BB prayer to the sensitive, nerd-ish-quirky brotha Jayce who may need to revisit his progressiveness ? N-E who.. he worries about his wife's Vitamin D levels so we will try to overlook it because the wind is blowing...maybe he has a younger sister (And HOW much younger is she?), maybe his beloved father is a "Mista" (Hello Celie.) or /and a hoe. Possibly a surprise baby OTW, And maybe we will find out why ol' boy is missing from Dira's arc picture -_- Taking note of baby Jackson under a Coltrane picture, I find it interesting. It reminds me of those dads that want their kids usually a son to go to their alma mater. So they start subliminally pushing them on a course to continue a legacy at that school. Even though it's just a picture (maybe.) it possibly sets Jackson on a course to learn an instrument (piano.) whether he wants to or not. As for Mercy, her arc is coming to some popcorn moment tipping points with her son on one side and "her complication" on the other. It will be a cute but slightly history tangled and possibly dangerous relationship to see Mercy + Sean (SeaMerc? LOL) that I a would love to see develop but I hope his character (Sean.) doesn't take the Captain Save 'Em route. Just stay the course of being an attractive good listener and a comforter, and uh watch your back and your front (and your new nose?). On a different note, just throwing a What If pebble -- since Dira has options, I don't know if Carlos is shipped.. he probably has the age difference of Mercy and Jackson but wonder what the dynamic would be, since he has $$$ and all... *grabs the tongs and begins to pluck up the vegetarian options at the buffet onto a RRR merch plate.* :)

Friend you know I KEEP the roasted veggies on deck JUST for you, boo.

We likely won't be seeing Carlos again but one thing this author/ratchet series producer loves to do is introduce new characters. So.... who is Charlie's competition? Does he have any? Is Dira just bluffing about the whole friend thing because men/boys have been super problematic for her in her very short simulated life?

We'll be rerouting back to Tomarang to find out in a minute so hold that thought.

About those subliminals.... not only do we have a very large image of Coltrane over a little boy named Jackson's crib, those Coltrane paintings are all over the house. Jayce plays piano holding each of the twins. He's sentimental and certainly very much influenced by his father's influence which I am sure will influence what he exposes his children to, consciously or unconsciously.

I will now be calling them SeaMerc (pronounced ShaMerck) because I spit out my sparkling water reading that lmfao.

LASTLY!!! Now that The Student™ is out of the bag I wonder what is next? Mercy isn't answering her phone (I really hope she got treatment) and talking with his wife only made the good brotha Jayce more reason to be concerned.

Perhaps he needs to just call the question.... directly to Ms. Marbury.

[the-spider-cg]

Angie! Angie!" Red imp little comes crying. He has fallen and scraped up his knees. " I has boo boos! it hurts!"

oh, you poor thing. come'ere, let mista' angie make it better

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

Here's my list of characters I'm weirdly obsessed with:

Ghiaccio, "THE ANGRIEST CRAZIEST ONES GOT THE BEST PUSSY IDK??" -@wayvbrainz (thanks for the quote boo)

Illuso, used to fucking HATE him, now I have a whole pinboard for him on Pinterest

Mista,

No further explanation needed

Abbacchio, I love goths

Risotto, I love emos

Diavolo, I want to fuck him

Doppio, twink

Rohan, twink (but mean)

Anasui, I could fix him (I could not)

Pucci, birthing hips

Weather report, I like eyes that stare into your soul

Diego, same height as me lmao

Johnny, fat fucking ass cheeks

All of the pillarmen, no explanation needed

Speedwagon, he's Speedwagon

Caesar, I like his birthmarks

Tonio, he's the perfect man

I probably forgot someone but who cares

[glutaminase]

I used to be like oh boo hoo I will never be a tall jacked alpha male guy but at some point recently I like reached enlightenment and realized i can instead simply aspire to a vibe that is somewhere between kieran culkin and martin scorcese in that golden globes pic where he’s kind of giving mista chedda. and now Im at peace

[clubkidandcollectives]

[thehyperrequiem]

Madagascar Trilogy (Thehypercutter Style) Cast

Madagascar 1: "A group of cartoon creatures who have spent all their life in a New York Zoo end up in the jungles of Madagascar and must adjust to living in the wild."

Madagascar 2; Escape 2 Africa: "The Madagascar cartoon creatures fly back to New York City, but crash-land on an African nature reserve in Kenya, where they meet others of their own kind, and Om-Nom especially discovers his royal heritage as prince of a grumpus pride."

Madagascar 3; Europe's Most Wanted: "The Madagascar cartoon creatures join a struggling European circus to get back to New York but find themselves being pursued by a psychotic cartoon creature-control officer."

Om Nom (Cut the Rope) as Alex the Lion

Boo (Cut the Rope) as Wild/Savage Alex

Gingerbrave (Cookie Run) as Marty the Zebra

Blast Hornet (Megaman X3) as Melman the Giraffe

Spike Rosered (Megaman X5) as Gloria the Hippo

Anasui (JJBA Part 6) as Mason

Weather Report (JJBA Part 6) as Phil

Bruno Bucciarati (JJBA Part 5) as Skipper

Giorno Giovanna (JJBA Part 5) as Kowalski

Pannacotta Fugo (JJBA Part 5) as Rico

Narachia Ghirga (JJBA Part 5) as Private

Guido Mista and Leone Abbacchio (JJBA Part 5) as themselves/5th and 6th Penguins

Befana (Miraculous Ladybug) as Nana

Magna Centipede (Megaman X2) as King Julien

Gravity Antonion (Megaman X8) as Maurice

Strabby (Bugsnax) as Mort

The Bugsnax (Bugsnax) as The Lemurs

The Pigs (Angry Birds) as The Foosa

Wambus Troubleham (Bugsnax) as Zuba

Triffany Lottablog (Bugsnax) as Florrie

King Dedede (Kirby) as Makunga

Nibble Nom (Cut the Rope) as Young Alex

Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run) as Young Marty

Beedrill (Pokemon) as Young Melman

Carmine Rose (Cookie Run) as Young Gloria

Hooverton (Balan Wonderworld) as Teetsi

Filbo Fiddlepie (Bugsnax) as Himself/Lion Pride's Mayor

Plantman (Megaman 6) as Moto Moto

Pyrogen (Mighty No.9) as Vitaly

Fireman (Megaman 1) as Himself/Vitaly's Cousin

Om-Nelle (Cut the Rope) as Gia

Johnny Joestar (JJBA Part 7) as Stefano

Gyro Zeppeli (JJBA Part 7) as Himself/Stefano's Partner

Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony) as Chantel DuBois

Morph Moth (Megaman X2) as Sonya the Bear

[mrsgiovanna]

P.O.V: Bria with little Giordano

Giordano (5 months old): *playing with his ladybug plushie*

Bria: *heart getting very very soft*

Oro (7 years old): *resting next to Bria's feet*

Giordano: *crawls next to Oro and genly touches his fur*

Oro: *isn't bothered*

Giordano: *giggles and ends up hugging Oro*

Bria: 🥺🥺🥺❤❤❤

Bria: My little angel... 🥺❤ *soft forehead kiss on Gio's forehead*

Giorno: Bria? My love? Ah, there you are~ *presses a soft kiss on little Gio's forehead before kissing her cheek* Friday we have an important meeting~ Don't worry about little Giogio, Mista will be looking over him

Bria: You said don't worry, but now I am worried.

Giorno: Nicki will be helping him, okay?

Bria: Okay, a little bit better~ Right, little Giogio~? *kisses his cheek once again*

Giordano: *baby giggles*

Giorno: *sits with her to also look after little Giogio*

Oro: *heavy sleeping*

Giorno: *playing peek-a-boo with Giordano*

Bria: so what's this meeting about?

Giorno: I'm not sure, your father called it,

Bria: oh? Well at least Giogio will be in safe hands

Giorno: Giogio? I've been ousted just like that?

Bria: sorryyyy

[ask-team-bucciarati]

i get it. sometimes you need a good sobbing to radiohead from time to time. proud of you 💪💪💪

also boo I'm the y/n from ur story 😭 /t

having crying sessions with my beautiful amazing gf is the best thing ever ngl❤️❤️❤️‼️

-Mista

[moraltonanimatez]

which one of you was buying celery and which one of you were buying rose

Mista: why thats how me and walty boo-boo bear met of course! 🔫4️⃣♥️ Doughy: YOU. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO USE OUR TUMBLR... 💚🍭💸

Mista: whats the big deal ! I'm just as much as a resident of Moralton than as anyone else!! 🔫4️⃣♥️

Doughy: Thats It. My Stand... [ A B S E N T E E ] KILL MISTA *vanishes suddenly* 💚🍭💸

Mista: eh!? damnit... my [ S E X P I S T O L S ] Can't track him anymore! How can i find an enemy that I cant see?! Shit it's the boss all over again! 🔫4️⃣♥️ Doughy: *teleports behind him* heh nothing personell kid. *doughnuts him* 💚🍭💸

Mista: *almost dies for the 1000th time* 🔫4️⃣♥️

[a-hazbin-spider]

A pout displays playfully over his face, yes, woe is him, truly. It’s a cold cruelty from someone that can overheat like a buggy computer.

“Aww boo. Don’t be like that~. You like havin’ me around, an’ it ain’t such a bad thing to admit, even if it is just for bein’ a cocktease.”

Mediocre he says, Angel wiggles a little in a somewhat seductive manner as if to prove a point. A very showy one.

Maybe a little appreciation for a regular~

“You sayin’ ya don’t want to spend a lil time with me? You sayin’ you ain’t want me to help give you a lil break, Mista Vox?~”

"Why is it that whenever a System algorithm says something negative on one of those "Rate Me" Bull shit codes...it's somehow MY fault?"

[vonxodd]

MISTA BOO // regias del drag españa ep2 guest judge