#Miguel Furtado

[gregor-samsung]

A Divina Comédia [The Divine Comedy] (Manoel De Oliveira, 1991)

[movienized-com]

Me he hecho viral (2023)

Me he hecho viral (2023) #JorgeCoira #BlancaSuarez #NicolasFurtado #EnricAuquer #MiguelRellan #CristinaGallego Mehr auf:

I have gone viralJahr: 2023 (Oktober) Genre: Comedy Regie: Jorge Coira Hauptrollen: Blanca Suárez, Nicolás Furtado, Enric Auquer, Miguel Rellán, Cristina Gallego, Esperanza Guardado, Javier Cifrián, Jaime Rodrigo, Raquel Martínez … Filmbeschreibung: Mabel wurde viral. Und zwar auf die schlimmstmögliche Weise. Während eines Fluges nach Polynesien entsperrt sie das Mobiltelefon ihres Ehemannes…

[yougavemeyourheartyouknow]

Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? (Ghostface! Miguel O’Hara x Fem! Reader x Ghostface! Peter B Parker) Part 1

RAAAAA! Excited about this one! Based off this post. Inspired by this drawing from Andalusia_Lu on Tiktok. Not proofread. Tbh I’m kinda nervous about this one but…Enjoy! Also in this story MJ and Peter are just friends. This is probably the darkest think I’ve written.

(Y/N) - Your name.

NSFW!!, Cursing, use of alcohol, death, murder, yandere behavior, Reader has a bf who does die, violence, blood, said reader’s bf calls her derogatory remarks behind her back, religious imagery(I think???), stalking, male masturbation, invasion of privacy, reader being drugged, panty stealing, stalking, implied kidnapping, gore, cameras being placed in readers home without their knowledge, it’s a horror one shot so… you know what you’re walking into. Dead Dove Do not eat, MDNI!

Word count: 2.5k

Part 2

Masterlist

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October 31st, Halloween night. Also know as the night that gives college students an excuse to get fucked up while in a shit quality costume that cost 50 bucks at spirit Halloween.

That little rule you are not exempt from, that’s how you found yourself in a random college frat party at NYU, a bottle of beer in one hand, and your boyfriend’s in the other as you drag him through the crowd so you both can dance. The alcohol in your system made your whole body relaxed and your cheeks glow with a dash of red over them, your eyes half-lidded and your smile wide as you looked up at Daniel while Promiscuous from Nelly Furtado blasted through the house. You looked like an angel straight from heaven, although that might be due to your customer, being dressed up as Juliet from the 1996 movie, while your boyfriend was clattered in armor as Romeo. The costumes being your idea after having rewatched the movie a few weeks ago.

You both had lost the rest of your group in the crowd, Jess and MJ had said they were going to the kitchen while Miguel and Peter had said they were going outside to get fresh air but you haven’t seen them since, you wouldn't have extremely worried, if it wasn’t for the reason sightings of the ghostface killer that had been popping up on the news though. Sure maybe going to a party wasn’t the best idea either but you figured you would have been fine since you were going in a group, I mean, what wouldn’t you be okay? It’s not like an actual serial killer goes after a group of young adults who are all drunk right? But now you’ve lost 4 out of 6 people in said group. But maybe in the small chance you do get targeted, you should be able to stand a chance since your Daniel was always in the gym with Miguel, so he was pretty jacked (not as jacked as Miguel though but you’ll never say that out loud).

One song turned to two then to three, just like the beers in Daniel’s hand, you had slowed down so you could at least be sober enough to order a Lyft for when the night was over. Eventually you were whisked away from your boyfriend by MJ and Jess, thankful that they were still at the party and nothing happened to them.

“Hey, have you guys seen Peter or Miguel?” You shouted over the music after a while, Jess just shrugged, before MJ answered.

“They texted me that they found Daniel and he’s like, fucked up apparently.”

—

“Please!”

Stab.

“I don’t want to die! Please stop!”

Stab.

“I’ll give anything! Just don’t kill me!”

The begs and pleads become more desperate and sloppy with every second, the words slurring more together from the alcohol and the crimson red liquid dribbling out of Daniel's mouth. The sight was almost enough to make the two men feel pity. Almost.

“Anything?” The shorter one asked with an agonizingly slow head tilt, his voice altered from the voice changer attached to the plastic mask, signaling for the other to stop plugging the knife into their victim’s stomach. Despite not liking being told what to do, he dropped Daniel on the floor with a snarl. Daniel quickly retracted into a small ball, shaking arms going to cover his bloody wound with a groan and whimper.

“We want (Y/N).” If it weren't for him being in excruciating pain and bleeding out, Daniel would have thought they were joking, but the tone in which the words were spoken made his blood that was spilling out from his stomach and mouth run cold.

“W-what?” He asked as he tried to keep his breathing from becoming shallow and his head from becoming too dizzy, but he was failing miserably.

“You heard us. We. Want. (Y/N).” The larger one spoke this time. How badly, he wanted to emphasize each word with another stab, the knife in his hands twitched a bit as he tightened his grip on the black handle. He was itching for an excuse, but he’ll refrain.

For now.

Maybe it was the way he responded to a stressful situation, or maybe it was the lack of blood finally affecting his brain, but Daniel had the nerve to laugh. Fucking laugh. The laugh was breathy, and in between coughs and groans, causing Miguel and Peter to look at their prey like he was the crazy one. Rage filled their bodies when Daniel finally composed himself enough to talk again.

“Y-you can’t be serious? …Right? You-you’re gonna kill-kill me over some bitch?”

How fucking dare he.

How dare he speak about you like you were some random skank, like you were a pile of dirt. You were a fucking goddess, Miguel and Peter knew that, because they worshipped you like one. They didn’t see what you saw in Daniel, he didn’t deserve you, no one did, except Miguel and Peter, they would treat you better than any other man that roamed this stupid planet, and especially far better then the sorry excuse of a boyfriend that they had on the ground like he was a wounded animal.

For someone who was about to die, he sure had a lot of nerve.

He didn’t love you like they did, he didn’t know your every move like they did. They were like your real life guardian angels, always following behind you to make sure no one would harm so much as a hair on your pretty little head, and how lucky were they, that you were juuust oblivious enough that you don’t notice them, just enough to brush of your rummaged trash as raccoons, just enough that you didn’t noticed when a pair or two of your dirty panties go missing, you had too many to keep track of all of them anyways. Never knowing that one of the two would sneak into your apartment while you were asleep to grab them from your hamper, no matter which boy had decided to embark on their mission, both of them had to fight against the struggle to not stay and watch you sleep, fighting the urge to release their painful hard members and stroke while watching you sleep. They’d be lying to themselves if they said they haven’t lost the battle at least once before, biting into their free hand to stop any moans from escaping and waking you up, while they fist fuck their cocks with the other, but can you blame them?

They just loved you so much and you loved them too, you just haven’t realized it yet. How could you when that pest of a boyfriend of yours was pumping your head full of false thoughts? He didn’t love you like Peter and Miguel did. Sure Daniel might seem like he loved you so much, going as far as to get you flowers and gifts from time to time, but Miguel and Peter’s gifts they would give you were so much better, because these gifts were all given to you with the same purpose. To help them watch over you, make sure you were safe, strategically planning to make sure to eventually fill your entire home with cameras right under your adorable nose. The teddy bear that sits on your bed and the light up mirror over your bathroom sink were first of course.

Peter couldn’t help himself, with all of his force, he kicked Daniel right in the balls, causing him to curl up more in pain. Miguel was going to do the same when his phone pinged in his pocket, he quickly took it out and checked it, your name filling his screen made his heart skip a beat.

“It’s (Y/N). She’s asking where we are, and wants us to meet her at her apartment after she drops off Jess and MJ in 15 minutes.” Miguel mumbled as he looked down at his phone, before looking up at Peter then down at their prey on the ground. “She probably thinks we’re still with him, what should we do with him?”

Peter’s eyes followed Miguel’s gaze down to the half- conscious Daniel, silent as if thinking about what to say, or more likely what to do with him.

“We could leave him here for dead?” Peter suggested, but Miguel shook his head at the thought, too risky, they couldn’t have the chance of him being found by someone and taken to the hospital, that could ruin everything.

“You both… ar-are fucking psychotic! Killing me over some-some bitch who doesn’t eve-even give good fucking… fucking head!” Daniel yelled between coughs, more blood falling from his blue-turning lips, he looked like he had seen a ghost due to how pale he was becoming from the blood lost, and now he’s gonna become one. Miguel’s phone buzzed again, this time you only sent a single question mark, looking down at his phone.

“I want you to know that if I wasn’t about to be late to see you, I would beat this guy bloody, for the way he talks about you.” Miguel said out loud as if you could actually hear him, as if you were actually here to hear how true those words were, but instead Miguel raised his knife with one hand and grabbed Daniel’s hair with the other. Enjoying the way the Dani’s eyes widened in fear, his weak arms flailed around as he tried to fight the larger man off of him, but it was no use. “Guess I’ll just have to cut straight to the point.” He said, the smirk evident threw his altered voice before putting his knife against Daniel’s throat and slashing it open. Watching whatever life that was left in him drain from his eyes.

Peter being the skilled photographer he was, took a selfie of the two with their slayed animal, now it’s time to go claim their trophy.

—

Something was off.

Like seriously off, ever since Peter and Miguel disappeared at the party neither of them had answered their phone, and as soon Dani disappeared neither had he. Maybe the party wasn’t the best idea in retrospect, you let out a sigh as you entered your apartment, and collapsed on your couch, wanting to try and calm your racing thoughts a bit before you changed out of your costume. Closing your eyes, and taking in a deep breath.

Your phone started to ring.

Usually, you didn’t answer calls from people who weren’t already in your contacts, so the “blocked number” would normally set off red flags, but maybe the alcohol was still making your brain foggy, because without thinking you answer the call and put your phone to your ear.

“Hello?”

No answer.

You left out a huff and tried again.

“Hellooo?”

When you didn’t get an answer again you rolled your eyes.

“I think you got the wrong numb-“

“Wanna play a game?”

“I’m-I’m sorry?”

“I said, wanna play a game?”

“Um no thanks. I'm hanging up now.”

“Hang up and you won’t get to see your special surprise though.” Oddly enough, you grew a bit curious.

“Wha..what do I have to do?” You asked.

“It’s simple, We’re gonna play a small game of hot and cold.” You had a feeling this wasn’t a good idea, maybe you shouldn’t answer the call. “Right now you’re cold.”

Without another word, you slowly got up, and made your way down the hall, your floorboard creaking underneath your heels.

“Warmer.”

Your heart begins to beat in your ears, you bring a shaky hand up to the doorknob of your bathroom, you go to open the door when the voice from the other end of the phone spoke again.

“Colder.”

You quickly bring your hand back down to your side and let your heavy footsteps make your way into your bedroom.

“Hotter.”

You swallowed the thick lump of saliva down your throat as you made your way to the left side room, your eyes dead set on your closet.

“Hotter.”

You closed the gap between you and the closet, and brought your hand to the handle, mentally preparing yourself for whatever hides before the wooden doors.

“You're on fucking fire baby.”

Your hand drew back the door, the sight made you let out a blood curdling scream, almost dropping your phone in the process. Your Daniel, dead, sitting on the closet floor, gutted out like a fish. The voice on the other end of the phone let out a sly chuckle before speaking once again.

“Sorry about your boyfriend, guess all those muscles didn’t help much.” He mocked before the call went dead, and you finally released your phone, it falling to the floor, as your body began to shake and your breathing became rapid.

You let out a sob and began to stumble away from the mangled corpse that you once called your boyfriend, only for your back to meet with a what felt like a wall of muscle, you quickly look up over your shoulder, being met with the infamous ghostface mask that has been plastered all over the news.

“What’s the matter (Y/N)? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” The altered voice taunted. No, no, no,no. This cannot be happening. You shook your head as another sob left your lips stumbling away from the masked killer and into the hallway, expecting him to follow after you, but instead he just watched you. If you were thinking straight. You’d probably realized that this was a trap, but you weren’t thinking straight, as you finally reached the front door, you went to unlock the door and leave your apartment, but before you even stepped foot out of the door a large hand came and grabbed you around your waist. You take in a deep breath and open your mouth to scream, but instead a white cloth came and covered your nose and mouth, the strong smell of chemicals quickly filling your lungs.

“Surprised (Y/N).” This voice was a bit deeper, then the one from your bedroom, your head became dizzy as you eyes fluttered, your vision was beginning to blacken, before you were fully go under, you saw the man holding you still was a lot larger than the other one, it clicked, there were two of them.

You black out.

—

“She out?” Peter asked Miguel as he slipped off his mask, Miguel following suit.

“Like a light.” Miguel smirks as he goes to pick you up bridal style, your body limply laying in his arms. The two couldn’t help but smile as they watched your sleeping form, so peaceful looking, like an Angel. Their angel. Their plan played out just as they wanted, you were theirs now, and theirs alone. No one could come in the way of you three anymore, all they had to do now was make sure you wouldn’t leave them. But how would you do that if you didn’t know where you were? You couldn’t. That’s why Miguel gently placed you in the backseat of Peter’s car, before getting into the passenger’s seat. They were going to make sure you were far, far away from your old life, so you could start your new one with your lovesick killers.

[libraryofloveletters]

Written In The Photos - Social Media Series

decided to take a little break from writing (I will still be writing after this, don’t worry!) but I didn’t want to leave you guys without content so I present the Written In The Photos series. each driver/player has a song and their post is inspired by said song :) I hope you guys enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed making it <3 // special thank you to my bestie @themandaloriansdiaries for all her help with song choices and all the cracked out convos we had to put it together. 

Carlos Sainz Jr - Smooth Operator by Sade

late nights, jet leg and messed up sleep schedules lead to words spoken which would normally be kept to themselves. 

Jack Grealish - Hot Girl Summer by Meg Thee Stallion 

party after party, Jack seems to be spotted with the same girl over and over again.

Lewis Hamilton - Loveeeeeee Song by Rihanna and Future 

he’s sick and tired of seeing you in private, he wants the world to know you’re his. 

Sergio Ramos - Way 2 Sexy by Drake 

working for a footballer isn’t easy, it’s even harder when everyone thinks you’re dating. ( footballer x pr manager)

Max Verstappen  - Can We Still Friends by Tyler, The Creator

even the best of the friends can have falling outs, especially when you’re on opposites side of the track.  (teammate/rival!reader)

Andy Robertson - I’m Still In Love With You by Sean Paul ft. Sasha and Jeremy Harding

so many years apart and you’re still in love with the same guy you’ve always been in love with.

Lance Stroll - Stuck With You by Ariana Grande 

every relationship goes sour, except for the one you had with a certain brown eyed boy. 

Pato O’Ward -  Sunday Candy by Nico Segal 

snapshots of love and life with the love of your life.

Jude Bellingham - P Power by Gunna ft Drake  

young and in love, you two find yourselves making headlines more often than not. 

Sebastian Vettel - Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timberland 

can’t keep his hands off you and can’t keep the flirty comments away. (redbull seb) 

Kylian Mbappe  -  Hotel Room Service by Pitbull 

secrets unravel when you’re caught together in spain.  

Jenson Button - Money by Cardi B 

diamonds are a girl’s best friend after all (sugar daddy!jenson)

Ruben Dias - Golden Hour by JVKE 

you supported him through it all, it only made sense you were the one there in the end. 

George Russell - London Boy by Taylor Swift 

grey weather is a bit of a downer, unless you have someone by your side. 

Bukayo Saka - Star Boy by The Weeknd

proud, proud, proud; you showed everyone just how proud you really were. 

Mick Schumacher - Dark Red by Steve Lacy 

he only has eyes for one girl and it’s the one girl he wasn’t supposed to be looking at. (vettel!reader)

Neymar Jr - Tití Me Preguntó by Bad Bunny 

he promised to change, you were stupid enough to believe him but people never really change do they?

Lando Norris - Young, Dumb and Broke by Khalid 

regret makes people do crazy things. 

John Stones - I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston 

your husband winning the treble calls for celebration and you two finally get the night out you deserve. 

Esteban Ocon - Sure Thing by Miguel 

attached at the hip; the sunshine to his rain. you were everything to him. 

Erling Haaland - Sunday Mornings by Maroon 5

sunday mornings were a bit of a tradition for you, everyone notices when the pattern changes.

Pierre Gasly - Creepin’ by The Weeknd 

loyalty runs both ways, until it doesn’t anymore but nothing ever really changes, does it?

Virgil Van Dijk - Let ‘Em Know by Bryson Tiller 

some things never change, no matter how much you try. 

Fernando Alonso - I’m Still Standing by Elton John 

looking up and looking down, it never felt so right. 

Jordan Henderson - If I Ain’t Got You by Alicia Keys 

with your 10th anniversary around the corner, you both get a bit in your feels.

Charles Leclerc - A Sunday Kind Of Love by Etta James 

races, weddings and races again; sundays hold a special place in his heart. 

Trent Alexander Arnold - One Kiss by Dua Lipa

all it took was one kiss and the floodgates were opened. 

Daniel Ricciardo - Woo by Rihanna

monaco is good to those who are good to it, especially those who win. every winner deserves a prize worthy of a king.

Christian Pulisic - Unforgettable by French Montana and Swae Lee

the star player and the ex girlfriend of his closest teammate are spotted together; you’re too unforgettable.

Kostas Tsimikas - Boyfriend by Ariana Grande and Social House

you were his until you weren't, but then you were again. the two of you tangled in the sheets and in a web of confusion; were you or were you not?

[napoleonic-sexyman-tournament]

Compañeros, hermanos, amigos escuchen y regocíjense.

Europa está en caos, el imperio español se está derrumbando, Portugal continúa perdiendo influencia y Francia pelea en demasiados frentes, es hora de unir nuestras fuerzas, nuestros pueblos pelearán por la libertad, por la justicia ¡Por América!

No sólo derrotaremos a los gachupines, portugueses y franceses en el campo de batalla ¡También nos veremos mejor que ellos mientras lo hacemos!

Esta encuesta determinará quién de todas estas sensuales personas latinoamericanas será la que opacará más a los europeos, a la que más gente le encantaría tener en su cama por una noche ¡El mas grande ejemplo de exquisitez latinoamericana!

¿Quieres nominar a alguien para tan aclamado premio? Puedes hacerlo aquí

Reglas:

1. Puedes nominar a todas las personas que quieras, el formulario no tiene un límite

2. Animamos a que manden propaganda (en inglés o español o portugués)

3. Sexy man/hombre sexy es un término sin género, todos, todas y todes son bienvenidos.

4. Serán juzgados en base de las edades que tenían durante las guerras por la independencia y los admins se esforzarán para encontrar los retratos apropiados.

Eng:

Comrades, brothers, friends listen and rejoice.

Europe is in chaos, the Spanish empire is collapsing, Portugal continues to lose influence, and France is fighting on too many fronts. It is time to join forces, our people fight for liberty and for justice. For America!

We will not only defeat the gachupines, the Portuguese and the French on the battlefield. We will also do it while looking better than them!

This contest will determine who among these sexy Latin Americans outshines the Europeans the most, who most people would invite to their bed for a night. The best example of the exquisiteness of Latin America!

Do you want to nominate someone for such an honor? Nominate them here.

Rules:

You can nominate as many people as you want. The form does not have a limit.

Propaganda is encouraged (in English or Spanish or Portuguese)

Sexyman is a gender neutral term.

They will be judged based on the age they were during the wars for independence and the admins will try their best to find appropriate portraits.

La lista hasta ahora/The existing list is here:

Virreinato de Nueva España

México:

1. Agustin de Iturbide

2. Leona Vicario

3. Juan Aldama

4. José Maria Morelos y Pavón x3

5. Vicente Guerrero x2

6. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna

Virreinato del Nuevo Reino de Granada:

Colombia:

7. Antonio Nariño x3

8. Antonio Morales Galavís

9. Policarpa Salavarrieta x2

10. Francisco de Paula Santander x 2

Venezula:

13. Simón Bolívar x2

14. José Antonio Paez

Virreinato del Perú:

Perú

11. Manuela Sáenz de Vergara y Aizpuru

12. Micaela Bastidas

Ecuador:

15. Manuela a.k.a Manuelita Saenz x4

Bolivia:

16. Antonio José de Sucre x 2

17. María Ana Carcelén de Guevara y Larrea-Zurbano

Chile:

21. Manuel Javier Rodríguez y Erdoíza

22. José Miguel Carrera Verdugo

Virreinato del Río de la Plata:

Argentina:

18. Manuel Belgrano

19. José de San Martín x 3

20. Martín Miguel de Güemes

Uruguay:

23. Manuel Ceferino Oribe y Viana

24. Juan Antonio Lavalleja

25. José Fructuoso Rivera y Toscan

Haití:

26. Toussaint L’Ouverture

Brasil/The Empire of Brazil:

27. Joaquim Pires de Carvalho e Albuquerque

28. Maria Quitéria de Jesus x2

29. Joaquim Gonçalves Ledo

30. Maria Leopoldina

31. Pedro I

32. Hipólito José da Costa Pereira Furtado de Mendonça

33. José Bonifácio de Andrada e Silva

34.Francisco Gomes da Silva

35. Domitila de Castro Canto e Melo, Marquesa de Santos

[ncstalgicz]

♡ 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 ♡

miguel o’hara x reader

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sypnosis: reader is a stripper where miguel pays her a good fortune for pleasing him warnings: teasing, lap dancing, rich miguel 😍, not edited, cursing, neck-biting, a little bit of some spicy scenes, obsessed miguel, mentions of sexual materials words: 2.1k music: maneater - nelly furtado

You were tired. Tired of all the dancing. The fame. The music. Your legs were hurting really bad due to the choice of heels that your boss was requesting. “Fuck, I feel like I can’t even walk.” You told your friend Amelia who was drinking water from her locker. “Me too, I can’t get a break without the boss ordering me every second to please a man.” She complained. Your boss was a 40 year old woman who seemed to only care about her job.

“For real, fuck her old ass.” You cursed. As if coincidence she came into the locker room where she saw you and your friend staying quiet looking at each other. “Is there a problem in here?” She asked. You look at her and shake your head. “Good, Y/n you have another request. This time put on the red heels this man looks like he would choose red as his signature color.” She told you motioning to the red heels in her hand. You groan quietly so she won’t be able to hear. As soon as she left the room you turned to your friend. “I can’t take another request my legs are tired of this shit.”

“But you have to do it. What about your mom?!” She asked you. Your mom was in the hospital currently fighting cancer. You would do anything to help her but the chances were really low. Once you found out about her situation, you got fired at your old job and soon found this place thanks to your friend. Your friend told you about keeping the job a secret so you wouldn’t feel weird about her, though you never did and took the job. “I know. Fine but this is my last one after this my shift is over.” You recall.

You looked into your locker to find some red lingerie you never wore and went into the dressing room. You finished putting it on as you looked in the mirror to see that the lingerie fit on your curves perfectly to show them off. You look at your ass and could tell this was really revealing. “What am I wearing.” You looked at yourself with anxiety. You put on a black see-through sweater hoping it would make it less revealing. You walk back into the locker room to notice that your friend was gone. Music was heard blasting on the stage as you peaked through the curtain and see Amelia on the pole dancing her ass off. “Damn she looks hot.” You mutter in awe.

You went back to the locker room as you got your makeup kit and starting curling your eyelashes, putting on some dark red lipstick and some eyeshadow. “Perfect!” You soon go to your vanity and see the keycard for the room. “She didn’t tell me it would be a private dance.” You got even more anxious. Sometimes the other strippers would always come back ashamed, knowing what must of happened you never took private requests. You remembered your mother. “Fuck.” You cursed. Sometimes private requests pay good so you took the chances.

You took the keycard as you try to find the room. “Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck…It’s only 10 minutes you can do it.” you continued cursing until you found the door. Room 2099. You hand shakes as you grab the handle and turn it and open the door. The room signifies a dim red as the led lights work their magic. You look at the room curiously, never ever being inside a private room. Their wasn’t anyone in here. Just a pole, a couch, a bed, and- oh no. Their was a bathroom. ‘Fuck. He must be in there.’ You thought to yourself.

Trying to be sneaky you try to distract yourself by opening a few drawers that were in the room looking at the stuff. Condoms, pills, lube, and bunny ears. Not noticing the door to the bathroom opens the man walks up behind you noticing your curious figure. You look at the bunny ears trying them on as you felt a shiver crawl up your back. “Eres tú el que pedí? (Are you the one I requested?)” He asks you. You freeze noticing the deep, husky voice as you turn around and look at him. ‘Lord have mercy, he is hot!’ “What?” You whisper.

He looks down at you as you just stay there in place with the bunny ears still in your head. He was wearing a buttoned black shirt with some black jeans. The black shirt shows his abs. “Are you the one I requested?” He asks you again this time in annoyance. You look away from his clothes as you nod not being able to find the words to say yes. He walks away from you as he sits on the couch putting one arm on his lap while the other holds the couch. “Go ahead, hermosa. (Beautiful)” Not knowing what he just said you go near the Bluetooth that was on top of a drawer as you press shuffle. The song Man-eater plays. ‘God damnit why this song?!’ You thought to yourself as you got on the pole and you start putting your legs around it and you spin with your butt showing off to the man.

‘Fuck I hate this shit.’ You curse in your head. “Not over there, hermosa. Over here.” He pats on his lap. You stop dancing as you got off the pole. “I’m not allowed to do that sir, I’m sorry.” You lied. “I specifically told your boss that I wanted it, she told me that I was allowed to. And now you’re over here lying to me.” He looked at you menacingly. You gulp in fear. You start walking slowly towards him as you got on his lap and you just look at him. He just stares at you with those crimson eyes. ‘God damn. I can’t with those eyes.’ You slowly start taking off your sweater only being on the lingerie. You start lap-dancing. You’ve never done this before so you start off by grinding your ass on his crotch. ‘What the hell am i doing?!’ You thought to yourself. You got off his lap as you start swerving your ass towards him.

Out of nowhere you start to sit on his lap as you put your arms behind his neck holding a fistful of his hair and motioning him towards your neck.

He hesitates before he starts biting your neck as you shiver at the feeling of his lips on your neck. You start rocking back and forth on his clothed shaft. You feel it. Before anything else could happen you get off him and you sit down on his lap facing the pole in front of you. You continue grinding your ass on his lap as he continues sucking on your neck. You hold back a moan as he starts getting rough. You hold his face towards your lips. Before both of your lips can touch you get up and start dancing on the pole. You spin around the pole showing your ass towards him. Something felt different about that man. His hair. His face. Those eyes. God damn those eyes. The way they dim perfectly with the light.

He gets up as he goes towards you and he grabs your waist and makes you face him. Before you can do anything he grabs your face and he sucks more on your neck. He’s so needy. You hook your legs on his waist grabbing his hair as he takes you to the bed. He pushes your body on the bed as you start unzipping your lingerie. Being inpatient the man kisses you and bites your lip. Not being able to hold back you start moaning into his mouth as you start making out. You start taking his clothes off.

‘We just met this isn’t right.’ Before you can stop he starts taking off your lingerie. ‘But oh god he makes me feel something.’ The song in the background soon comes to a stop and so does the timer. It beeps as you look at him full of lust. He looks back at you. You grab his face as you kiss his nose.

“Goodnight.” You whisper getting off of him. You try to zip back your lingerie but to no avail you stand there awkwardly. You look back at the man who was just staring at you sitting on the bed. “Can you help me zip it up?” You ask him. He gets up from the bed walking towards you as he starts zipping it up. His fingers stay on the zipper as you feel his hands. So rough. Once he finishes you thank him as you head out of the room. You immediately run to your vanity.

Your friend just looks at herself in the mirror wiping her face with a wipe so the makeup would go away. She see’s you running towards your own vanity. “Hey. You okay?” She asks you worried. You sit on the chair as you look at her with a smile. You start laughing. “What? What?!” You friend asks starting to laugh with you. “Oh nothing, I just met this guy and started to almost lose my virginity to him. Can you believe it?! To a guy I just met?!” You told her laughing. She looks at you in bewilderment.

“There’s no way.” You just nod laughing. “Okay, we’ll congrats I guess but was he hot at least?!” She asks you. “Oh he was hotter than the sun itself. His face, his lips…those eyes.” You remember those red crimson eyes. The way he looked at you through them. “It was like the color of blood.” You mesmerize. “Okay let’s go get our money, Casanova.” She teases. You both get up heading towards your bosses office. “You wanna go first, or shall I?” Your friend asks you. Your boss never liked the company of more than one person. “You go I’ll stay out here.” You tell her. “Okay, see you in a bit.” You stay there as you recall what just happened a few minutes ago. ‘I wanna see him again.’ You thought to yourself.

Your friend comes back with her check. “How much?” You ask her. “800 Bucks. Not much but it’s something.” She tells you. “Although I saw one of the checks. 7,000 bucks, whoever got the man must be one lucky lady.” You Look at her in Shock as you start biding goodbye to her noticing her getting ready to leave. You open the door as you start swearing nervously. “No need to be so nervous, it’s not that little by the way.” You boss reassures you. She writes her signature on your check as she gives it to you.

You grab the piece of paper as you look at the amount. $7,000. “Who paid this much?!” You ask her in shock. “The one who requested the private dance. Seems you did a good job.” She tells you. You continue looking at the piece of paper. ‘This could help my mom so much. Thank you.’ You exclaim in your head full of happiness. You exit out of the office as you immediately text your friend. She couldn’t believe it either.

Whoever that man was..must’ve been crazy rich.

Somewhere far off, is a mansion. Living in that mansion is the one and only Miguel O’ Hara. He got back from the club remembering the lap-dance. The way your hips moved to the beat of the song. The way your ass was swerving. Your eyes. ‘Ojos tan hermosas (such beautiful eyes).’ He thinks so himself remembering your eyes. Full of lust. He remembers they way you gripped his hair. Your moans were music to his ears noticing how much pleasure you got from him. Hey payed you good just for 10 minutes. It didn’t even feel like ten minutes for him. He wanted more.

The next weekend he came back and asked for you again. This time he couldn’t. You weren’t there. You got some free time with your mother to help her. Instead he took some other random girl but it wasn’t the same eyes, lips, body, or face. He wanted you only.

‘Esta chica..que devorador de hombres. (This girl…what a maneater.’ He thought to himself in the car looking at your figure walking towards the club. He got off the car heading towards the club for another round with you. He heads inside requesting for you again. This time his request was accepted. He got into the room changing the lights, putting on better clothes, cologne.

He went back into the bathroom. He heard you come in through the door. He opens the bathroom door a little bit to see you looking around curiously. He goes up behind you again. “Did you miss me..?” His low voice asks you. You turn quickly turn around and see him again. “Tons.” You Look at him with a crazy look in your eyes. You both look at each other knowing what will happen next.

[freelyenvolving]

Reyna Biddy - Kehlani Intro

Fousheé - Single AF

SZA - Good Days

Maxwell - Lifetime (Uncut)

amorphous - Say Yes For A Moment (Mashup)

Ariana Grande - Just Like Magic

Janelle Monae - I Like That

ENNY ft. Amia Brave - Peng Black Girls

Nikki Giovanni + James Baldwin “I Need Love”

Alicia Keys ft. 21 Savage, Miguel - Show Me Love

Eartha Kitt “To Compromise For What!”

Savannah Cristina - Self Care

Jazmine Sullivan - Pick Up Your Feelings

Maya Angelou “Before the Sheets Lost My Heat”

Ari Lennox - New Apartment

Jill Scott - Can’t Wait

SZA - Anything

krs. - Waiting in Vain (Edit)

Alicia Keys ft. Diamond Platnumz, Kaash Paige - Wasted Energy

Bitty McClean - Walk Away From Love

Jah9 - In The Beginning

Nelly Furtado - Like A Bird

Deniece Williams - Free

Blu Exile - No Greater Love x Nina Simone “Freedom”

Kali Uchis - i want war (BUT I NEED PEACE)

Jamila Woods - Holy

Free Nationals ft. Kali Uchis, Mac Miller - Time

Ledisi - Add To Me

John Legend - Actions

Solange - Lovers In The Parking Lot

Drake - Feel No Ways

Snoh Aalegra - Want You Around (Mozes NOLA Bounce Edit)

Mahalia - Do Not Disturb

Sweetie ft. Jhené Aiko - Back To The Streets

Pop Smoke ft. Burna Boy - Enjoy Yourself (Remix)

Wizkid - No Stress

Beyoncé - Me Myself & I (Jerry C Remix)

Ray BLK ft. Chip - Action

Sukhiana said “Tax These Nxggas”

KAYTRANADA ft. VanJess - Taste

Chloe x Halle - Ungodly Hour

KAYTRANADA ft. Kali Uchis - 10%

First Choice - Love Thang

Double Exposure - My Love is Free

Candi Staton - Young Hearts Run Free

Gladys Knight & The Pips - Make Yours a Happy Home

Diana Ross - The Boss

[cherryredstars]

hey cherry! I wanted to request a punk!Miguel x class vice president!reader(female) highschool college, university? ?😭idk  

and idk what I mean by class Vpresident!reader but I want or would like to have reader to be like a sweet heart person that who take care of students problem. But is a strict person can be a mean person to bully. and so reader is like the  Vpresident  and so student or people come up to her about Miguel  being a punk, being a bully, doing this and that and Idk reader would make up excuses for Miguel.and for the reason is because reader haven’t seen Miguel in person and only heard rumor about him being a punk, or he’s hot,built, or something else. And i think reader would love to see Miguel alone but reader can’t as for being V president and having to deal with people. And as for Miguel I feel like is a sort of punk that doesn’t care? idk how to put this but I feel like Miguel as a punk wouldn’t care, like bully people  for his fun or something, or if it just to tease his way through, or to bother the girls, or goes to party? But I also he would feel like he cares more about himself and what I mean by that I mean if someone bother him or touch him without him saying anything he would be more pissed, Especially if it his male friend and if it by a female he probably allow it if he high or drunk idk.and so I feel Miguel didn’t like reader because of how she a goodly person and caring about people issue and reader being an Vice president and so Miguel would avoid her.but till one day Miguel is smoking or drinking in the roof top of school and he see reader being bother by some dude till the point he touching Her, in which reader like kick his ass or slap him.and that shock Miguel and he has a crush on reader the Vice president.And like presented and it reader finally see Miguel in person and he alone and reader is going to get thing through Miguel or something. (can you pls PUT SMUT for this! 🙏. And also I think if you listen to song “Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous (Official Music Video) ft. Timbaland”I think it would help you! And I think that song would fit better for what I mean by?) Hope you like it cherry!

-🐈

Missed you!!!

[cherrypopping7]

“Mi niña preciosa”

| you’re a law student at Harvard. Recently, you’ve broken up with your ex boyfriend Miguel O’hara. How will you handle all of this?

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🤍 WARNINGS! 🤍

• 18+ topics (chapter 2)

• Suggestive words

• (heavy) Smut

• Pet names

| Small tags!

#miguelohara #spiderman2099

#miguel #smut #nsfw #18+

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My eyes slowly open as the alarm goes beep beep beep beep over and over again. I lift up my and hit the snooze button.

"Morning already? feels like I got 10 seconds of sleep!?." I threw the covers off of my cold body and walk over to the bathroom.

Looking around at the state of the bathroom made you wonder what you even did last night?? “How did my cocktail dress and stilettos even end up the bathroom?” I shook my head in the constant thought of what alcohol can even do to the average person.

After spending 20 minutes and destroying my closet, I managed to find an “okay” outfit.

“I’ve gotta stop letting Mia borrow my tops..”

I picked up the outfit in my hands and got dressed. Finally ready for morning classes i grabbed my backpack and cup and headed out the door.

I put my earbuds in your ears and started listening to “Maneater” by Nelly Furtado.

I started walking up to class and I turn my head to see familiar faces stare at me “it’s been 2 years can people just forget about it” I said quietly.

—In your freshman year of college you got blatantly accused of being pregnant by your ex boyfriend just because you caught him cheating. Everyone still believes the lie and asks about your "baby" but who cares?? fuck that guy.—

Finally walking into class I placed my things down onto the floor and pull out my dead computer. “ why couldn’t ‘ 19 year old me’ chose a better major? Something fun like fashion?? this sucks.”

Since I just turned 21 my dreams changed from lawyer to lazy since I met Him. but I always thought that in a good way, he showed me what I wanted to hear.

Now being in junior year of college, I’m majored In law. Of course 19 year old me picked it since my parents were big lawyers. dreams of being a lawyer. As morning classes wrapped up and I fought sleep the whole class I packed my bag up and started going back to my apartment since I only had morning classes.

Thankfully to Him he let me keep the apartment. He never put me down for payments though, so he's still paying for the rent.

“This is probably my 14th time calling him this week."

I kept calling and calling to ask him when I could help pay for the rent but he leaves his phone to go to voicemail. 'Hey this is Miguel, sorry I couldn't answer the phone, maybe next time. perdón'

I just sighed. “With the small amount I have I still wanna help him with rent.” I just shrugged it off as him being kind still. I ripped my clothes off and tossed them in the dirty clothes bin and pulled out my comfiest set from Victoria’s Secret .

I finally hopped into bed and laid stomach flat. I opened my phone and scrolled through my apps and landed on the Photos App so I opened it.

I found the album “ Miguel 🩷” so I opened it and started scrolling through his pictures. "If I didn’t jump to conclusions and accuse him… we would still be together"

The doorbell rings, “better be Mia with all my clothes I texted her to bring them ALL!" I got up from the bed and waddled to the door and unlocked it while looking at the floor rubbing my eyes. “alright Mia just put them on the couch and come in if you wa-“

I stopped rubbing my eyes and I immediately looked up only to see a tall figure. My jaw dropped and my face went pale. I gulped and looked Him right into the eyes.

“Miguel..?”

“Hola..mi niña preciosa.”

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Notes!!

- Currently working on chapter 2!!

If my fic gets enough attention I’ll release chapter 2, but for now I’ll save the draft until!!

[boomgers]

Buscarán el tesoro más grande que nadie vio jamás… “Bandidos”

Después de descubrir un mapa antiguo, Miguel, Lilí, Wilson y otros bandidos comienzan una aventura en el Caribe mexicano llena de peligros para intentar descubrir un tesoro que ha estado perdido durante muchos años. ¿Podrán lograrlo con un plan improvisado, un poco de buena suerte y sabiendo que no son los únicos detrás de este tesoro?.

Estreno: 13 de marzo de 2024 en Netflix.

La serie cuenta con las actuaciones de Ester Expósito, Alfonso Dosal, Juan Pablo Medina, Andrés Baida, Andrea Chaparro, Mabel Cadena, Nicolás Furtado, Juan Pablo Fuentes, Bruno Bichir, entre otros.

Detrás De Cámaras

Sesión Fotográfica

Los protagonistas asistieron a la premiere de la serie en la Ciudad de México

[gregor-samsung]

A Divina Comédia [The Divine Comedy] (Manoel De Oliveira, 1991)

[livrosnaoedicoes]

COLECÇÃO VÁRIA, #3 Florilégio

organização:  Maria Sequeira Mendes, Joana Meirim, Nuno Amado leituras/ensaios por:  Akihiko Shimizu, Alberto Manguel, Alda Rodrigues, Alex Wong, Amândio Reis, Ana Cláudia Santos, Ana Maria Pereirinha, Ana Matoso, Ana Sofia Couto, António J. Ramalho, Bernardo Palmeirim, Clara Rowland, Diogo Martins, Fernando Cabral Martins, Frederico Pedreira, Golgona Anghel, Gustavo Rubim, Helder Gomes Cancela, Helena Carneiro, Inês Rosa, Joana Matos Frias, Joana Meirim, João Dionísio, Jorge Almeida, Lawrence Rhu, Lúcia Evangelista, Madalena Quintela, Madalena Tamen, Margarida Vale de Gato, Maria Rita Furtado, Maria Sequeira Mendes, Miguel Tamen, Nuno Amado, Pedro Serra, Pedro Sobrado, Rita Faria, Rosa Maria Martelo, Sara Campino, Sara de Almeida Leite, Silvina Rodrigues Lopes, Tatiana Faia, Telmo Rodrigues, Teresa Bartolomei poemas de:  Abade de Jazente, Adélia Prado, Adília Lopes, Alberto Pimenta, Alice Oswald, Ana Hatherly, Anna Akhmátova, Anthony Hecht, António Franco Alexandre, António Gedeão, Arthur Rimbaud, Bernardim Ribeiro, Carlos de Oliveira, Charlotte Smith, Christopher Middleton, Elizabeth Bishop, Ellen Davies, Emily Dickinson, Fernando Assis Pacheco, Florbela Espanca, Frances Leviston, Francisco Alvim, G. E. Patterson, Golgona Anghel, Ian MacMillan, João Miguel Fernandes Jorge, John Betjeman, Jorge Sousa Braga, José Afonso, José Miguel Silva, Kenneth Goldsmith, Kudo Naoko, Leopoldo María Panero, Luís de Camões, Luiza Neto Jorge, Manuel Bandeira, Manuel Gusmão, Margarida Vale de Gato, María Elena Walsh, Maria Velho da Costa, Raymond Carver, Raul de Carvalho, Ricardo Tiago Moura, Rosa Maria Martelo, Tonia Tzirita Zacharatou, Wilfred Owen capa e ilustrações:  João Concha ISBN:  978-989-53985-1-5 n.º de páginas:  232 tiragem:  350 exemplares 1.ª edição:  Março, 2023 Recomendado no Plano Nacional de Leitura LER+ PVP  20,00 euros | ensaio |

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CHART CHASERS: Uncovering New Hits - AI Writes REVIEWING THE CHARTS

Content Warning: The following chart review episode may contain discussions and references to sensitive topics, including but not limited to explicit language, controversial themes, and discussions about artists and their personal lives. Listener discretion is advised. If you find any of these topics distressing, we encourage you to exercise self-care and skip over those sections. Remember, your well-being is important to us.

ChatGPT has re-written the last episode. The only things not AI-generated are this intro and the chart placements: yes, everything from the content warning to the producer credits is from ChatGPT, though for the rundown I did just ask it to rewrite what I had already written for last week’s episode, and, well, I did decide the prompts were getting a bit boring eventually so uh, you’ll see how it goes. I, for one, think my reviews are slightly too human so I welcome our new robot overlords - welcome back to REVIEWING THE CHARTS! Or, more accurately…

Rundown

In this episode, we have quite a busy week to cover, which is why it comes as no surprise that we have a significant number of notable dropouts—songs that have exited the UK Top 75. These songs either spent five weeks in the region or achieved a peak in the top 40. Among the songs bidding farewell this week are some Eurovision hits, including Alessandra's "Queen of Kings" and Kaarija's "Cha Cha Cha." Additionally, we also say goodbye to Ed Sheeran hits like "Life Goes On" and "Curtains." Other tracks making their exit include Nines' "Tony Soprano 2," Ice Spice and Nicki Minaj's "Princess Diana," Taylor Swift's "Snow on the Beach" featuring Lana Del Rey, Tina Turner's "What's Love Got to Do with It," Miguel's "Sure Thing," Lewis Capaldi's "Forget Me," and OneRepublic's "I Ain't Worried."

When it comes to filling in the gaps, there is only one re-entry at #49, which is Taylor Swift's "Anti-Hero." However, we do have some notable gains to highlight. "Relax My Eyes" by ANOTR and Abel Balder sees a boost at #58, while Anne-Marie's "UNHEALTHY" featuring Shania Twain climbs to #48. Additionally, Luude and Bru-C's "TMO (Turn Me On)" featuring Kevin Lyttle makes its way up to #45—an uplifting development. On the other hand, there are a few gains that I'm not particularly pleased about, such as Kali's "Area Codes" at #39, Byron Messia's "Talibans" at #37, and Becky Hill and Lewis Thompson's "Side Effects" at #35. However, I am glad to see Jorja Smith's "Little Things" rising to #28, and Hannah Laing and RoRo's "Good Love" making a significant debut at #22. Moving closer to the top 10, Dua Lipa's "Dance the Night" gains momentum at #13, and Kylie Minogue's "Padam Padam" sits at #12—both just missing the top 10. Meanwhile, Rudimental, Vibe Chemistry, and Charlotte Plank's "Dancing is Healing" enters the top 10 at #8. Although it's disappointing that this new top 10 hit isn't as impressive, there's not much we can do about it.

In this week's UK Singles Chart, the top five positions are filled with notable tracks. At #5, we have David Kushner's "Daylight," followed by Switch Disco and Ella Henderson's collaboration with the late Robert Miles titled "REACT" at #4. Taking the third spot is "Giving Me" by Jazzy, while Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding's enchanting track "Miracle" secures the #2 position. And, of course, at the pinnacle, we find "Sprinter," which we will delve into later as part of our discussion on the intriguing new entries of the week. Let's begin exploring them now.

NEW ARRIVALS

#70 - “Give it to Me” - Matt Sassari

Produced by Matt Sassari

Matt Sassari presents us with his house remix of the iconic song "Give it to Me," originally performed by Timbaland, Nelly Furtado, and Justin Timberlake, which reached #1 in 2007. With a middling opinion, let's explore how this remix fares.

Sassari's take on "Give it to Me" infuses the track with a fresh house vibe, aiming to bring new energy to the familiar lyrics and melody. The remix incorporates pulsating beats, groovy basslines, and a driving rhythm, transforming the original R&B and hip-hop elements into a dancefloor-friendly experience.

While the remix showcases Sassari's skillful production techniques, it falls short in delivering a truly memorable interpretation. The essence of the original is somewhat diluted in this rendition, as the distinct personalities and vocal styles of Timbaland, Furtado, and Timberlake are replaced with an instrumental-focused approach. The absence of the original vocal performances may leave some listeners longing for the catchy hooks and memorable verses that made the original version so popular.

That said, for fans of house music and those seeking a fresh take on a familiar hit, Sassari's remix of "Give it to Me" may offer an enjoyable listening experience. The infectious beats and rhythmic elements will undoubtedly find their place on dancefloors, providing a lively atmosphere and opportunities for energetic moves.

Ultimately, the middling opinion on this remix arises from its inability to surpass or capture the same magic as the original chart-topping version. While Sassari's efforts to infuse a new genre into the track are commendable, the absence of the original vocal performances may hinder its ability to leave a lasting impression on listeners who hold nostalgic ties to the 2007 hit.

In summary, Matt Sassari's house remix of "Give it to Me" brings a fresh twist to the well-known song but falls short of matching the impact and appeal of the original version. It serves as an alternative rendition for those who appreciate a dancefloor-focused approach but may not fully resonate with fans of the original track

#68 - “HEATED” - Beyoncé

Produced by Beyoncé and Pharrell Williams

Beyoncé delivers a captivating performance with her song "HEATED", a track that holds a fascinating backstory. Co-written by Drake, with the leaked reference vocal track adding intrigue, "HEATED" showcases the immense talent of both artists and solidifies its place as a standout on the album it originates from.

From the moment the song begins, Beyoncé's commanding vocals take center stage, effortlessly captivating the listener's attention. Her powerful delivery and incredible range shine through, demonstrating why she is considered one of the most exceptional vocalists in the industry.

The involvement of Drake as a co-writer adds another layer of interest to "HEATED". The leaked reference vocal track, despite being unintended, offers a glimpse into the creative process and the collaborative effort between two remarkable artists. It serves as a testament to their shared musical vision and enhances the overall allure of the song.

Beyond its intriguing backstory, "HEATED" thrives on its own merits. The production is masterfully crafted, combining lush instrumentals with modern, innovative elements. The song's infectious beat, mesmerizing melodies, and rich harmonies create an immersive sonic experience that enthralls from start to finish.

Moreover, "HEATED" finds its place within an exceptional album, further solidifying Beyoncé's artistic prowess. The album, with its cohesive sound and thoughtfully curated tracklist, showcases Beyoncé's creative genius and her ability to deliver powerful and emotionally resonant music. It demonstrates her willingness to explore different styles and push boundaries, all while maintaining a sense of authenticity and artistry.

In conclusion, "HEATED" by Beyoncé is a remarkable piece of music that showcases her immense talent and artistry. The involvement of Drake as a co-writer, along with the leaked reference vocal track, adds an intriguing element to the song's narrative. With its impeccable production and Beyoncé's captivating vocals, "HEATED" stands out as a standout track on an exceptional album. It serves as a testament to the enduring artistry and creative exploration of both Beyoncé and Drake, leaving listeners in awe of their musical genius.

#63 - “bread & butter” - Gunna

Produced by Turbo, Omar Grand and Cam Griffin

Gunna's "bread & butter" presents a trap-infused anthem that exudes confidence and showcases the artist's undeniable talent. While the song touches on the sensitive topic of allegations regarding Gunna's involvement with his gang YSL and the subsequent plea deal he took to ensure his freedom, the track itself is a testament to his artistry and ability to deliver captivating music.

Produced by Turbo, "bread & butter" boasts a meticulously crafted trap beat that serves as the perfect backdrop for Gunna's smooth and melodic flow. The production is rich and dynamic, featuring hard-hitting drums, infectious hooks, and captivating instrumental layers that enhance the overall energy of the song.

Gunna's lyrics exhibit a sense of resilience and determination, reflecting his personal journey through challenging circumstances. While the allegations surrounding his gang affiliation and plea deal may have been a controversial chapter in his life, Gunna manages to channel these experiences into a confident and empowering track. It serves as a testament to his ability to rise above adversity and maintain his focus on success.

"bread & butter" is a prime example of Gunna's distinct style and unique approach to trap music. His effortless delivery, coupled with the intricate wordplay and catchy hooks, solidifies his position as a prominent figure in the genre. The song's infectious energy and memorable melodies make it a standout within Gunna's discography.

In conclusion, Gunna's "bread & butter" is a trap anthem that showcases the artist's undeniable talent and ability to create captivating music. While the song touches on sensitive subject matter surrounding allegations and plea deals, its focus lies in Gunna's artistic expression and his ability to deliver an engaging and energetic track. With Turbo's expert production and Gunna's signature flow, "bread & butter" cements itself as a standout within the trap genre, leaving listeners captivated by its infectious hooks and empowering lyrics.

#60 - “Closer” - Bou featuring Slay

Produced by Zephyr

"Closer" by Bou featuring Slay is a disappointing track that attempts to ride on the coattails of a timeless classic, "Children" by Robert Miles. However, instead of paying homage or bringing a fresh interpretation to the sampled material, it falls flat in its execution and fails to capture the magic of the original.

The decision to sample "Children" raises expectations, as it is a well-loved and iconic song. Unfortunately, "Closer" does little justice to the source material, with the sampling feeling forced and lacking the emotional depth and impact that made the original so memorable. Rather than building upon the foundation laid by Robert Miles, Bou's attempt to incorporate the sample feels uninspired and ultimately falls short.

Adding to the disappointment is Slay's contribution to the track. Slay's vocals come across as a subpar imitation of other artists in the genre, particularly Bru-C. Rather than bringing a unique style or standout performance, Slay's delivery feels lackluster and fails to make a lasting impression. The comparison to Bru-C only highlights the shortcomings of Slay's performance, as it becomes evident that his delivery lacks the energy, charisma, and distinctiveness that make Bru-C a standout artist.

In terms of production, "Closer" lacks innovation and fails to carve out its own identity. The beats and instrumental elements feel generic and formulaic, failing to bring anything new or exciting to the table. As a result, the track becomes forgettable and fails to leave a lasting impact on the listener.

In summary, "Closer" by Bou featuring Slay is a disappointing attempt to sample a classic song without bringing any substantial creative vision to the table. The sampling of "Children" lacks the emotional depth of the original, and Slay's vocals pale in comparison to other artists in the genre. The lackluster production and generic beats further contribute to the track's overall mediocrity. Ultimately, "Closer" fails to capture the magic of the sampled material and falls short of delivering a memorable or enjoyable listening experience

#59 - “Annihilate” (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) - Metro Boomin, Swae Lee, Lil Wayne and Offset

Produced by Metro Boomin, Wheezy, TM88 “or even” Zaytoven

"Annihilate," featured on the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse soundtrack, brings together Metro Boomin, Swae Lee, Lil Wayne, and Offset for an intriguing collaboration. However, the track falls into a middling territory due to weak production and the inclusion of peculiar lyrics about spiders. Nevertheless, Lil Wayne's verse manages to stand out amidst the shortcomings.

Starting with the production, "Annihilate" fails to leave a strong impression. The instrumental lacks the depth and innovation needed to create a truly captivating sonic experience. The overall sound feels generic, missing an opportunity to create a distinct atmosphere that would enhance the track's impact. The weak production contributes to a lackluster overall vibe that fails to ignite excitement or leave a lasting impact on the listener.

Additionally, the inclusion of strange lyrics about spiders can be off-putting and disrupt the cohesiveness of the track. While the Spider-Man theme may be a fitting choice given the soundtrack's context, the execution falls short of creating a seamless integration. The unconventional lyrical content about spiders can be distracting and may alienate listeners who are looking for a more relatable or engaging narrative within the song.

Amidst these criticisms, Lil Wayne's verse manages to shine. Known for his distinctive flow and wordplay, Lil Wayne injects energy and charisma into "Annihilate." His lyrical prowess and delivery stand out as the highlight of the track, providing a glimmer of excitement and memorable moments within an otherwise lackluster production.

In summary, "Annihilate" falls into a middling category due to weak production and the inclusion of peculiar lyrics about spiders. The track lacks a strong sonic presence, and the strange lyrical content can be distracting. However, Lil Wayne's verse saves the day, bringing a much-needed spark of energy and skill to the song. While the overall track may not be a standout, Lil Wayne's contribution adds a redeeming quality that fans of the artist may appreciate.

#56 - “Calling” (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) - Metro Boomin, Swae Lee and NAV featuring A Boogie wit da Hoodie

Produced by Metro Boomin

"Calling," a track featuring Metro Boomin, Swae Lee, NAV, and A Boogie wit da Hoodie, is an interesting addition to the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse soundtrack. While Swae Lee's performance stands out, the inclusion of references to the Israeli government and judicial crisis in a song from a superhero movie soundtrack feels out of place and somewhat inappropriate.

Starting with the positives, Swae Lee's vocals bring a captivating and melodic element to the track. His smooth delivery and catchy hooks create an enjoyable listening experience and add a layer of depth to the song. Swae Lee's contribution shines amidst the collaboration, making his presence a highlight worth noting.

However, the inclusion of references to the Israeli government and judicial crisis within a song from a Spider-Man movie soundtrack raises eyebrows. The choice to touch on such a complex and politically charged topic feels out of sync with the intended theme of the soundtrack. It can create a sense of confusion for listeners and distract from the overall enjoyment of the music.

Furthermore, the inclusion of these references by artists who seem to support the Israeli government adds another layer of complexity. It seems odd to address such a sensitive issue within the context of a Spider-Man movie, as it can divert attention from the core message of the film and create a disconnect between the song and its intended purpose.

In summary, "Calling" presents a mixed bag of elements. While Swae Lee's performance adds a memorable touch to the track, the inclusion of references to the Israeli government and judicial crisis feels out of place within the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse soundtrack. It disrupts the cohesiveness and appropriateness of the song, potentially detracting from the overall listening experience. It is worth noting that the inclusion of such sensitive topics within a superhero movie soundtrack may not align with the expectations and preferences of all listeners.

#52 - “Sittin’ on Top of the World” - Burna Boy

Produced by Kel P, Leriq, P2J, Rexxie and JAE5

"Sittin' on Top of the World" by Burna Boy is a captivating track that showcases the artist's talent and versatility. The song stands out with its clever sampling of Brandy's "#2 hit" featuring Ma$e, adding a nostalgic touch to the overall composition.

Burna Boy's interpretation of the sample brings a fresh perspective, infusing the track with his unique style and infectious energy. His confident and charismatic delivery shines through, creating a captivating listening experience. The fusion of Afrobeat elements and the sampled melody creates a dynamic blend that resonates with fans of Burna Boy's music.

While it may seem irrelevant to the review, it's worth noting that personal opinions about fast food restaurants can vary. While some individuals may enjoy the convenience and affordability they offer, others may have concerns about the environment and hygiene standards. However, it's essential to focus on the review at hand and provide an objective assessment of the music.

Returning to the song, "Sittin' on Top of the World" captivates listeners with its infectious rhythms, melodic hooks, and engaging lyrics. Burna Boy's ability to craft catchy melodies and deliver compelling performances elevates the track and contributes to its overall appeal. The song's production is polished and well-executed, providing a solid foundation for Burna Boy's vocals to shine.

In conclusion, "Sittin' on Top of the World" is a strong addition to Burna Boy's discography, showcasing his talent as an artist. The clever sampling of Brandy's "#2 hit" adds a nostalgic touch that resonates with fans, while Burna Boy's unique style and delivery make the track stand out. Despite any personal opinions about fast food restaurants, it's important to focus on the musical aspects and recognize the strength of Burna Boy's performance in this particular song.

#51 - “Am I Dreaming” - Metro Boomin, A$AP Rocky and Roisee

Produced by Metro Boomin, Clams Casino, Hector Delgado and Danger Mouse

"Am I Dreaming" is a captivating collaboration that brings together the talents of Metro Boomin, A$AP Rocky, and Roisee. The track showcases the artists' ability to create a mesmerizing and immersive musical experience. The production, helmed by Metro Boomin, offers a captivating backdrop with its intricate beats and atmospheric soundscapes. The opening bars immediately draw the listener in, promising a journey through the realms of hip-hop and trap.

However, as I delve into analyzing the song, I can't help but find myself drifting into a contemplation of my own existence. It's as if the music triggers a mid-life crisis within me, a reflection on the choices made and the paths not taken. Thoughts of missed opportunities, unfulfilled dreams, and the relentless ticking of the clock flood my mind, overshadowing the review I set out to write.

What is the purpose of it all? Have I achieved what I set out to do? Is there still time to chase those dreams or am I destined to remain trapped in the monotony of everyday life? These questions consume my thoughts, as if the song acts as a catalyst for a deeper existential crisis.

But let's refocus on the task at hand. "Am I Dreaming" showcases A$AP Rocky's lyrical prowess and distinctive flow, complemented by Roisee's unique vocal stylings. The chemistry between the artists is evident, creating a synergy that enhances the track's overall appeal.

The production, with its haunting melodies and pulsating basslines, creates an ethereal atmosphere that adds depth to the song. Metro Boomin's skill as a producer shines through, ensuring that the music serves as an engaging backdrop for the artists' performances.

However, as I try to regain my focus, I find myself pondering the passage of time and the weight of unfulfilled ambitions. It's as if the song resonates with a deeper part of my being, evoking emotions and thoughts that I've kept buried for far too long.

In this moment of introspection, I'm reminded of the fragility of life and the importance of seizing every opportunity. The song becomes a soundtrack to my own personal revelation, a reminder that time waits for no one and that the pursuit of dreams should never be abandoned.

Unfortunately, this introspective journey has overtaken my ability to conclude this review as intended. The lyrics, the melodies, the emotions they evoke—they all intertwine with my own internal struggles, rendering me incapable of providing a clear, concise conclusion.

In the end, perhaps this ramble serves as a reminder that music has the power to evoke profound introspection and reflection. "Am I Dreaming" by Metro Boomin, A$AP Rocky, and Roisee is a testament to the emotive impact that music can have, not just on our enjoyment but also on our very existence.

#21 - “Popular” - The Weeknd, Playboi Carti and Madonna

Produced by Metro Boomin

"Popular" is an intriguing collaboration that brings together the unique talents of The Weeknd, Playboi Carti, and Madonna. The track showcases their individual artistry and creates a captivating sonic experience.

Now, speaking of laptops, let me share an embarrassing personal story about the time I accidentally broke mine. It was a typical day of work, and I was engrossed in a flurry of tasks when, in a moment of unfortunate clumsiness, I knocked my trusty laptop off the desk. The sound of shattering glass echoed in the room, leaving me in a state of shock and dismay.

I tried my best to piece it back together, but alas, my efforts were in vain. The laptop, once a reliable companion in my daily endeavors, was reduced to a shattered mess. It was a moment of frustration and regret that I won't soon forget.

Now, let's refocus on "Popular" and its musical merits. The Weeknd's smooth vocals blend seamlessly with Playboi Carti's distinctive flow, while Madonna adds her iconic touch to the collaboration. The production, with its infectious beats and intricate layers, provides a solid foundation for the artists to shine.

Despite my laptop mishap, the song itself deserves attention for its catchy hooks and the charisma brought by each artist. The fusion of their styles creates an energetic and engaging atmosphere, inviting listeners to embrace the vibrant soundscape.

But as I attempt to steer the review back on track, my mind keeps circling back to that unfortunate incident with my broken laptop. It serves as a reminder of the unexpected turns life can take and the challenges we encounter along the way.

Ah, the frustration of lost files, shattered screens, and the inconvenience that follows. It's funny how a simple object can hold such significance in our daily lives. The laptop becomes not just a tool but a vessel for memories, work, and connection.

In conclusion, "Popular" showcases the collective talents of The Weeknd, Playboi Carti, and Madonna, with each artist bringing their unique contributions to the table. The song's catchy hooks and dynamic production make it a worthwhile addition to their respective discographies.

However, as much as I try to wrap up this review, my mind keeps wandering back to that unfortunate laptop incident. It's a reminder to handle things with care, both in the physical and metaphorical sense.

So, dear readers, take this review as a cautionary tale. Guard your laptops, protect your files, and be mindful of the unpredictable moments that life throws our way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go ponder the mysteries of laptop karma once again.

#17 - “UK Rap” - Dave and Central Cee

Produced by AoD

Once upon a time, in a world of diverse musical tastes and preferences, I encountered a woman who had a peculiar obsession with UK rap. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for appreciating different genres and artists, but her unwavering devotion to only two particular artists within the UK rap scene left me utterly baffled.

This woman, whom I'll refer to as Emma, had developed an inexplicable attachment to Dave and Central Cee. Whenever the topic of UK rap arose, she would passionately express her love for these two artists while turning a deaf ear to any other suggestions or recommendations.

Curiosity got the better of me, and I couldn't help but inquire about her steadfast loyalty to Dave and Central Cee. "Why limit yourself to just two artists?" I asked, genuinely perplexed. Emma's response was equally puzzling.

She explained that their music resonated deeply with her, as if their lyrics and beats were intricately woven into the fabric of her soul. She felt a profound connection to their storytelling and the authenticity of their experiences. According to her, no other UK rap artist could capture that same essence.

I probed further, questioning whether she had given other artists a fair chance. Emma shrugged off my inquiries, firmly stating that she didn't see the need to explore beyond Dave and Central Cee. Their music fulfilled her desires for lyrical depth and captivating delivery, and she saw no reason to venture into unfamiliar territory.

I couldn't help but feel a mix of amusement and frustration at Emma's narrow musical perspective. The vast landscape of UK rap, with its multitude of talented artists and unique styles, remained unexplored in her world. It was as if she had built a comfortable bubble around herself, limiting her exposure to the wealth of creativity that existed beyond her chosen favorites.

As our conversations continued, I attempted to introduce her to different UK rap artists, hoping to broaden her horizons. But her resistance was strong, and she remained steadfast in her unwavering devotion to Dave and Central Cee. It seemed as though no amount of persuasion could sway her musical preferences.

In the end, I had to accept that we all have our individual tastes and preferences when it comes to music. While I couldn't fully understand Emma's obsession with only two artists, I respected her right to choose what resonated with her.

And so, the story of Emma and her limited exploration of UK rap serves as a reminder that musical appreciation is a deeply personal journey. Some may choose to delve into the vast sea of artists and genres, while others find solace in a select few. Regardless of our choices, let us celebrate the diversity of musical expression and the power it holds to captivate our hearts and minds.

#14 - “Trojan Horse” - Dave and Central Cee

Produced by AoD

(Verse 1)

I step up in the place, they know I'm icy

Central Cee, I'm here to make it spicy

Got the flow that's smooth like a river

Doja got me feeling like a killer

(Chorus)

Doja, Doja, she got me in a trance

She got that fire, making me dance

Doja, Doja, she's my addiction

I'm hooked on her like it's a prescription

(Verse 2)

She's the baddest in the room, no competition

Doja got me yearning for her submission

Her style so unique, she's a rare find

When she walks in, she leaves them all behind

(Chorus)

Doja, Doja, she got me in a trance

She got that fire, making me dance

Doja, Doja, she's my addiction

I'm hooked on her like it's a prescription

(Bridge)

Doja, Doja, she's got that magic touch

Her presence alone is just too much

She's the queen, ruling the scene

In her world, I'm a willing devotee

(Chorus)

Doja, Doja, she got me in a trance

She got that fire, making me dance

Doja, Doja, she's my addiction

I'm hooked on her like it's a prescription

(Outro)

Doja, Doja, you're my inspiration

You've captured my heart, no hesitation

Central Cee and Doja, a perfect connection

Together we create a musical reflection

#1 - “Sprinter” - Dave and Central Cee

Produced by 169

Ah, the state of AI generation. It's a topic that has sparked both fascination and concern, as we witness the evolution and capabilities of artificial intelligence. While AI has undoubtedly brought about significant advancements and potential, there are aspects that leave me pondering the implications of its continued development.

One of the fundamental concerns is the issue of AI-generated content. We live in an era where algorithms and machine learning models can produce everything from music lyrics to entire news articles. And yes, it's impressive to witness the ability of AI to mimic human creativity, but it also raises questions about originality, authenticity, and the role of human creators.

Now, let me take a moment to digress and discuss something unrelated yet strangely connected – the rapper Yeat. Yes, Yeat. I must admit, Yeat's music irks me to no end. His incoherent lyrics and lackluster delivery often leave me scratching my head, wondering how such mediocrity manages to garner any attention. But I digress.

Returning to the matter at hand, AI generation poses a significant challenge to the creative industries. It blurs the line between what is genuinely crafted by human hands and what is a product of algorithms crunching data. While AI-generated content may provide efficiency and convenience, it also raises concerns about the future of human creativity and the value we place on genuine human expression.

Furthermore, the potential for AI to perpetuate biases and prejudices cannot be ignored. Machine learning models are trained on existing datasets, which means they inherit the biases and flaws present in the data. This can result in discriminatory outputs, reinforcing societal inequalities and biases that we strive to overcome. It's a reminder that, even in the realm of AI, human oversight and ethical considerations are crucial.

And here's another odd tangent – Yeat's fashion sense. Seriously, have you seen the outfits he wears? It's as if he purposefully tries to offend the eyes of anyone with a semblance of taste. But I digress again.

Returning to the topic, the potential ramifications of AI generation extend beyond creative industries. There are broader societal implications to consider. Automation driven by AI technology threatens job markets, raising concerns about unemployment and economic inequality. We must find a balance between embracing the efficiencies of AI and ensuring a sustainable future for workers and society as a whole.

Ultimately, the state of AI generation is a double-edged sword. It promises great advancements, but we must approach it with caution and consider the ethical, societal, and creative implications. We need to strike a balance between harnessing the potential of AI while preserving the irreplaceable value of human ingenuity and expression.

And as for Yeat, well, he will continue to perplex me with his questionable talent and fashion choices. But hey, to each their own, I suppose. Now, let's refocus our attention on the pressing matters at hand and explore the ever-evolving landscape of AI generation with both optimism and skepticism.

Conclusion

And that wraps up another week of chart reviews! It's been quite the journey, exploring the ups and downs of the UK Singles Chart. But before we bid farewell, it's time to reveal our Best of the Week, and this time, we have a tie! "Sprinter" and "Trojan Horse" by Dave and Central Cee have truly captivated us with their infectious energy and undeniable talent. These tracks showcase the dynamic synergy between these two artists, and we can't help but be swept away by their lyrical prowess and captivating beats.

But let's not forget our Honourable Mention, which goes to none other than "HEATED" by Beyoncé. This track has proven once again that Queen Bey knows how to deliver a powerful and soulful performance. From the mesmerizing vocals to the infectious rhythm, "HEATED" has left us wanting more, and we can't wait to see what Beyoncé has in store for us in the future.

Now, before we sign off, let's take a moment for an irreverent aside. Did you know that Joe Biden has a secret talent for breakdancing? Well, maybe not, but wouldn't that be something to see? Okay, back to the chart review.

As we look ahead to the next chart week, we can't help but be excited about the potential surprises and new entries that await us. Will there be another breakout hit? Will our favorite artists continue to dominate the charts? We'll just have to wait and find out.

Thank you, dear reader, for joining us on this chart review journey. Your support and enthusiasm mean the world to us. We'll be back next week with more exciting updates from the UK Singles Chart. Until then, keep grooving to the music and stay tuned for what's to come. See you next time!

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Balneário Camboriú tem mais um festival gastronômico para chamar de seu! O Passeio San Miguel, o boulevard mais famoso de Balneário Camboriú, localizado na Avenida Brasil, 3322, apresenta a partir desta quinta-feira (1) o seu festival, Passeio Gastronômico – Um Festival de Experiências, com menus completos (entrada, prato principal e sobremesa) por um valor único de R$99,00. E ainda, consumindo 3 menus diferentes, o público ganha um presente exclusivo! A gastronomia é parte fundamental dentro do turismo de experiência e a culinária de Balneário Camboriú é vasta – a capital do turismo catarinense é reconhecida por sua versatilidade quando o assunto são seus restaurantes e o Passeio San Miguel reúne grandes nomes. O público poderá aproveitar 10 opções de menus saborosos das operações gastronômicas do boulevard, criados especialmente para o festival gastronômico, que segue até 31 agosto; incluindo opções para duas pessoas, desde comidinhas de boteco, cortes especiais de carne, wrap, massas, frutos do mar, culinária latina e comida japonesa. A gerente executiva do Passeio San Miguel, Ana Maria Furtado, destaca que o festival gastronômico está imperdível e promete surpreender quem já conhece a gastronomia do boulevard como para quem tem curiosidade de conhecer. “Se você é apaixonado por boa comida, o Passeio Gastronômico é um prato cheio de qualidade e novas experiências! Todos os nossos 10 restaurantes do Passeio, criaram menus exclusivos para o Festival. Há pratos que combinam mar e terra, cortes nobres de carne, comida italiana, sushi e sobremesas tão lindas que dá vontade de comer com os olhos. Venha aproveitar essa experiência única!”, diz. Três noites de abertura O festival contará também com três noites especiais de abertura neste final de semana (de quinta à sábado, 01 a 03 de agosto), com participação especial da cervejaria Barra Sul, com várias torneiras trazendo variedade e o melhor chopp artesanal, e ainda muita música boa: bandas de rock, blues e sambarock. Vale lembrar que o Passeio San Miguel oferece também estacionamento próprio e conta com música ao vivo todas as noites. Mais informações podem ser conferidas no Instagram @passeiosanmiguel ou em www.passeiosanmiguel.com.br. O Passeio Gastronômico – Um Festival de Experiências é organizado pelo Passeio San Miguel, com patrocínio de Barra Sul Cervejaria, CCS Telecom e Imobille. Confira os menus participantes do Passeio Gastronômico – Um Festival de Experiências BLACKBOXCOFFEE Entrada: Italian salad – Mix de folhas, tomate cereja, crispy de bacon, mix de croutons de fermentação natural, temperado com azeite cítrico e sal rosa do Himalaia. Prato Principal: New Zealand Surf and Turf – Entrecôte, mashad de batatas, camarões salteados, finalizado com molho Hollandaise e mix de legumes salteados. Sobremesa: Mil Folhas Coffee Latte – Leve massa folhada com creme de café de especialidade e um toque suave de laranja. BOTECO YUJIN Entrada: Pastel de queijo – Mini pastel de queijo com molho Sweet Chilli. Prato Principal: Escondidinho – Escondidinho de aipim com costela desfiada. Sobremesa: Fondue de chocolate – Fondue de chocolate com frutas. CAMPANO CAMPO CARNE & FOGO Entrada: Tostada de Mignon – Tostada de mignon com queijo provolone. Prato Principal: Chorizo Black Angus com crosta de queijo, purê de batatas com Demi-glace acompanhado de legumes na brasa. Sobremesa: Torta mousse de doce de leite. INPOT Entrada: Crispy de batata doce Prato Principal: Big Wrap Salmão Fresco – Alface americana, queijo parmesão, edamame, cubos de salmão fresco, molho Ranch, envolto na nossa tortilha de trigo. Sobremesa: Iogurte Tropical – Iogurte natural, geleia de manga e coco em flocos. *Menu serve 02 pessoas. KOMBINA FELICE Entrada: Bombom de bacon com Crostini – Cream cheese com limão enrolado no crocante de bacon, acompanha crostini de alecrim. Prato Principal: Fettuccine Alfredo com Camarão – Clássico da culinária italiana, que na versão da Kombina é preparado com nata fresca, queijo parmesão e acrescentado camarão selado na manteiga.

Sobremesa: Cannoli de Creme com Gotas de Chocolate – Massa crocante recheada de creme de baunilha com gotas de chocolate. MAKA GASTROBAR Entrada: Tartar de Calamar – Cubos de lula fresca em marinada de kimchi, óleo de gergelim e shoyu, servido com massago em base de avocado. Prato Principal: Arroz con Pato – Coxa e sobrecoxa de pato confitado, servido com arroz a base de legumes e coentro, salsa huancaina, salsa criolla e ovo. Sobremesa: Leche Crujiente – Leite frito com cereais, servido com brigadeiro, sorvete de limão siciliano e farofa de chocolate. MINO OSTERIA Entrada: Tutti Tomate – Três snacks de beiju: tomate seco, mousse de bursin, tuile de manjericão. Tomate confit, aioli de limão e parma. Picatta de tomate, abacate, cebola roxa e limão. Prato Principal: Ravioli Rossetto – Massa fresca de Ravioli feita ao restaurante Max’s, recheado com burrata de búfala, servido no molho de tomate 100% italiano. Sobremesa: Cristtali di Murano – Torta de limão com merengue maçaricado, compota de pera, crumble e pera cristalizada. PIZZA BIS Entrada: Bruschetta de Manjericão – Bruschetta crocante e macia com muçarela, tomate cereja confitado e pesto de manjericão. Prato Principal: Pizza Calàbbria – Molho italiano, muçarela, fatias de calabresa, tomate em cubos, folhas de manjericão, parmesão ralado e finalizada com azeite de oliva. Sobremesa: Brownie – Brownie cremoso, sorvete de vanilla e cobertura de chocolate. VINO ALMARE Entrada: Crostinis de Camarão – Focaccia artesanal coberta com camarão ao alho e óleo e maionese de mostarda. Prato Principal: Ballotine na Panko – Ballotine de linguado com pasta de camarões, cream cheese e limão siciliano empanado na farinha Panko. Acompanhado de molho funghi e aspargos salteados. Sobremesa: Sorvete de Manjericão com coulis de morango e vinho branco. YUJIN TEMAKERIA Entrada: Caldo de Mexilhões – Caldo de peixe com mariscos e alho poró. Prato Principal: Comb Festival – 3 Sashimi salmão, 2 sashimi atum, 1 dupla jou ebi, 1 dupla jou shimeji alho-poró, 1 dupla jou picante, 1 dupla de jou, 1 dupla niguiri salmão hara, 1 dupla niguiri atum, 1 dupla niguiri peixe branco com limão. Sobremesa: Sorvete de Gengibre.  

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Long-overdue Updated List for Latin American Independence Sexyman Nominations: If you want to nominate, the form is here

Virreinato de Nueva España Mexico:

Agustin de Iturbide

Leona Vicario

Juan Aldama

José Maria Morelos y Pavón x3

Vicente Guerrero x2

Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna

Ignacio Allende Virreinato del Nuevo Reino de Granada: Colombia:

Antonio Nariño x3

Antonio Morales Galavís

Policarpa Salavarrieta x2

Francisco de Paula Santander x 2 Venezula:

Simón Bolívar x2

José Antonio Paez Virreinato del Perú: Peru

Manuela Sáenz de Vergara y Aizpuru

Micaela Bastidas

Mariano Melgar Ecuador:

Manuela a.k.a Manuelita Saenz x4 Bolivia:

Antonio José de Sucre x 2

María Ana Carcelén de Guevara y Larrea-Zurbano

Juana Azurduy Chile:

Manuel Javier Rodríguez y Erdoíza

José Miguel Carrera Verdugo

Bernardo O'Higgins Virreinato del Río de la Plata: Argentina:

Manuel Belgrano

José de San Martín x 3

Martín Miguel de Güemes

Juan Bautista Cabral

Mariquita Sánchez de Thompson

Bernardo de Monteagudo

Mariano Necochea Uruguay:

Manuel Ceferino Oribe y Viana

Juan Antonio Lavalleja

José Fructuoso Rivera y Toscan Haiti:

Toussaint L’Ouverture Brazil/Empire of Brazil:

Joaquim Pires de Carvalho e Albuquerque

Maria Quitéria de Jesus x2

Joaquim Gonçalves Ledo

Maria Leopoldina

Pedro I

Hipólito José da Costa Pereira Furtado de Mendonça

José Bonifácio de Andrada e Silva

Francisco Gomes da Silva

Domitila de Castro Canto e Melo, Marquesa de Santos