#Might Guy x reader

[devildomresidentt]

𝐌𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨…

(Naruto cast Edition)

Featuring - Kakashi, Kisame, Gaara, Juugo, Yamato, Obito, Might Guy, Asuma, Itachi, Iruka, Jiraiya, Konoha 12 males, & Anyone else you see fit <3

Rating - Lovey-Dovey Cutesy-Wutesy Fluff

Song Choice - My Girlfriend (TV Girl)

Men who love you unconditionally as if it's a second nature to them. They lived the majority of their life with the idea that they're undeserving of the love they see on display in public, but you changed that for them. You mean the world to them and they'll do anything in their power to make sure you never feel the way they felt before they met you, your smile is worth more than any amount of Ryo in the world to them. (Kakashi, Choji, Kisame, Gaara, Juugo, + Anyone you see fit)

Men who will remember every single detail and aspect of you and your life. They'll easily be able to list your likes and dislikes perfectly without a single detail missed, some may even say they know you better than you know yourself. They just cant help it, seeing you happy and content means everything to them and being the cause of those feelings are a huge bonus to them. (Shikamaru, Shino, Neji, Rock Lee, Yamato, Obito, Might Guy, Asuma, + Anyone you see fit)

Men who are adorably romantic in their own unique way. Although they aren't the lovey-dovey romantic type, they still show you just how much they absolutely adore you, even if the world doesn't see it. Instead of expensive dinner dates, they prefer spending time chatting about the future you see having with each other while helping you prepare dinner. They appreciate the time they spend with you above anything, even if it's something as simple as tagging along with you while you run errands or the extra 2-5 minutes you two spend with your limbs intertwined with each others before the alarm goes off. (Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Kiba, Itachi, Iruka, Jiraiya + Anyone you see fit)

[actuallysaiyan]

Kinktober Day 5: Aphrodisiac

warnings: smut, unprotected sex, dub con, aphrodisiac, kissing, fighting word count: 1.1k pairings: Might Guy x Fem!Reader teaser: “What did she hit you with?” He asks, unzipping your flak vest. You whine as his long fingers brush against your chest. “A-aphrodisiac.” You manage to mutter.

dividers: @adornedwithlight

taglist: @cherryblossombankai, @yourfavstalker25789, @aquariius-rising,

@sindulgent666,  @awkwardchick87, @hoesoflamentation @yeowangies

@chilichopsticks

This mission had been very tough. You trusted Guy with everything you had. Not to mention you were deeply in love with the man in question. But the two of you are caught fighting one of the worst criminals out there. A kunoichi with a poison specialty. She’s been toying with the two of you.

“Take this!” She shouts as she uses one of her attacks against you.

Immediately you feel warm all over. Your heart races and your throat feels dry. She laughs as she runs off, leaving you and Guy at a loss. But you would care about this more if you hadn’t been hit with one of her most potent attacks.

At first you think you’ve been poisoned. The more it hits you, the more you realize what’s actually happened. She hit you with a pretty strong aphrodisiac. And at this very moment, your teammate is rushing over to you to see if you’re alright.

“Hey! Are you okay?! What happened?!” He’s so worried for you, and usually you’d keep these feelings tucked away, but you feel need pooling deep inside of you as you listen to the concern in his voice.

You try to push him away, which only seems to make him pull you closer. The hand on your forehead makes you shudder. He looks at you, his eyes softening. He doesn’t like the way you look right now.

“Let me get you somewhere safe,” he says but it’s not long before you're gripping on the collar of his jumpsuit. He stops and looks at you.

“P-please…Guy…”

He watches as you twitch and jerk in his hold. Then the look in your eyes seems to tell him everything he needs to know. You let out a low moan when he brings you over to a more private spot in the trees.

“What did she hit you with?” He asks, unzipping your flak vest. You whine as his long fingers brush against your chest.

“A-aphrodisiac.” You manage to mutter. 

Guy looks at you, and he can confirm that you seem to be aroused. It’s not like you’re begging for him to finish you off so that the poison can’t hurt you even more. You’re practically begging him to help you with this little problem instead with just the look on your face.

“So you need me to…”

This is when you push yourself onto him. You straddle his lap and kiss him hungrily. Guy grunts the minute he feels your body pressing up against him. He’s not complaining in the slightest, but this wasn’t the way he wanted your first time to go. He wanted to make it romantic.

“Tell me what you need, flower.” He says, his voice firm.

“N-need you to fuck me, Guy.”

He swallows hard when he hears you say such lewd things. His cock is immediately hard. He helps you lay down on the ground, using his own flak jacket to cushion you. Then he’s kissing you once more, making you shudder as more of your arousal begins to dribble out of you.

Guy takes no time to begin undressing you. He’s trying his best to undress himself as well, but the jumpsuit is a task to take off. Eventually you’re both naked and you’ve already wrapped your legs around him. Despite the rumors of how small his dick was back in your days of youth, you notice how thick it is now.

“Don’t worry,” there are practically stars in his eyes now. “I’ve got you.”

He uses the slick from your hole to lube himself up before he penetrates you slowly. You whine and grasp his arms as a way to ground yourself. The way your eyes roll back the minute he bottoms out has Guy grunting loudly.

“Shit wait…” you shudder as you hear him cursing. He rarely uses curse words. “Are you okay?”

You nod eagerly, “Fine fine…just please, Guy. Fuck me.”

He doesn’t need to be told twice. He pushes your legs to your chest and begins a fast and rough pace. Since he can’t take his time with you, he decides to make sure you cum as fast as you can. His eyes are dark with his own lust and feelings for you.

“You feel divine, flower.” He grunts softly. He picks up his pace ever so slightly.

You can’t even form words right now. Every thrust and every push of his hips seem to drive you further and further into peace of mind. The more he fucks you, the less the effects seem to have such an impact on you. Guy leans in to kiss you, making your walls flutter around him.

“More, more…” you’re begging now. “Please Guy, I’m so close.”

The words send shivers down his spine. How could he deny you exactly what you needed? Maybe you’d both regret this afterwards, but he’s going to enjoy every single moment of this for now.

His hand, calloused with years of battle, slides down your body. The minute his thumb finds your swollen clit, you know you won’t be able to last long. He captures your lips in hungry and sweet kisses between soft words of praise.

“Let go for me, beautiful. I’ve got you.”

Your heart clenches at his words. You know he’s being so genuine and loving. Even if you’re under the effects of some dumb aphrodisiac, Might Guy is still treating you like you are the person who hung the stars in the sky just for him. A few more thrusts and you’re pitifully warning him you’re about to cum.

“Yes! Yes, do it for me.”

You shudder as the first few waves of pleasure wash over you. The cry that escapes from your lips makes Guy grunt. He feels his own climax building and with the way your walls clench and pulse around him, he knows he won’t be able to last long. He wants to pull out, but he’s having a hard time being able to control his lust.

“G-gonna cum…inside? Can I inside?” 

You nod eagerly, “Please please please…”

It takes so little for him to follow you off the edge. He buries his face in the crook of your neck to quiet his loud roar as he pumps hot, thick cum deep inside of you. His hips don’t stop going either. He just keeps pumping into you until he’s completely spent. He rests against your chest.

“I’m sorry, I wanted our first time to be more romantic.” He admits.

You laugh softly, “It’s okay, you can take me out when we return to the village.”

He smiles at you, wiping away the tears on your cheeks. Guy kisses you softly, relishing in the fact that you didn’t reject him after all.

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[msbyzsz]

hey my love! i know that your most likely asleep right now, it’s still early. i had to leave for work, but i almost made myself late by staring at your gorgeous face. I just couldn’t pull myself out of bed, you looked so warm, cozy, and inviting that i just couldn’t help but stay. eventually i ended up getting out, but not before making sure you were okay, and i always need to give you a kiss before i go. i also made breakfast so when you do get up, there will be some pancakes out for you. you might have to heat them up though. i have to go now, or im gonna get yelled at. i love you so so much. bye baby, i’ll be home soon. -end of voice message.

naruto, ITACHI, neji, MIGHT GAI, ROCK LEE, BOKUTO, suga, akaashi, sakusa, IWAIZUMI, atsumu, ERWIN, jean, REINER, EIJIRO KIRISHIMA, deku, shoto, mirio, AKASHI, kise, kagami, MIDORIMA

[honeykngdom]

‎‧₊˚✧ naruto | masterlist ✧˚₊‧

‎‧₊˚✧ completed ✧˚₊‧

the caretaker : ̗̀➛ pairing: iruka umino x fem!reader : ̗̀➛ synopsis: It's a particularly rainy that Sunday morning. You have places to be, and the rain certainly wasn't going to stop you - a pothole in the road might, however. How embarrassing, now you're late and wet. Oh, God, please tell me you didn't see that? : ̗̀➛ content warnings: set early in shippuden. fluff & comfort. reader sustains a minor ankle injury. mentions of otc painkillers. minor suggestive themes. : ̗̀➛ read here

sentimental values : ̗̀➛ pairing: iruka umino x fem!reader : ̗̀➛ synopsis: Iruka hasn’t been able to stop thinking about the young Sarutobi woman he spent Halloween with; he’s completely enamoured with you. How had he never noticed you like this before? Here’s the catch: Konohamaru doesn’t appear too happy with the budding relationship between you and the Academy instructor - a continuation of the caretaker. : ̗̀➛ content warnings: set in early shippuden. fluff. mentions of prior injury. suggestive themes. : ̗̀➛ read here

triad effect : ̗̀➛ pairing: yamato tenzo x fem!reader & kakashi hatake : ̗̀➛ synopsis: Excuse me boyfriend’s best friend, I need you to come underwear shopping and tell me which set he’d find hottest as a gift. Oh, can you also explain what the hell this contraption you’ve put me in is? Wait, what are you doing in here … stop, we shouldn’t do this … alright. Maybe just this once. : ̗̀➛ content warnings: modern au. valentines series. 18+ only. explicit sexual themes. threesome. cheating (never fear, it works out for reader in the end), cunnalingus, public orgasm, voyuerism, consensual recording, multiple creampies, sexting, dry humping. : ̗̀➛ part one : ̗̀➛ part two : ̗̀➛ part three

current naruto works in progress can be found under the cut!

‧₊˚✧ in progress ✧˚₊‧

kill of the night. : ̗̀➛ pairing: kiba inuzuka x fem!reader : ̗̀➛ content warnings: 18+ only. dark and explicit sexual themes. a/b/o au. mentions of blood. fingering. oral sex (f receiving). unprotected vaginal penetration. marking/scenting. mating press. breeding. creampie. where kiba fights his natural instincts to devour you & breeds you instead.

lean on me. : ̗̀➛ pairing: iruka umino x fem!reader : ̗̀➛ content warnings: 18+ only. explicit sexual themes. mentions of canon character death. angst & comfort. dealing with grief & mourning. - fourth instalment of the caretaker.

just working on my fitness. : ̗̀➛ pairing: fem!reader x might gai / rock lee / shikamaru nara / kiba inuzuka : ̗̀➛ content warnings: suggestive themes. modern au. headcanon series regarding the type of gym-bro the characters are & how they would react to a muscle mommy in the gym.

[lilylovelyxo]

Y/N: “Are you asking me to marry you?”

Gai, nervous: “No! Why? Would you?”

[wing-ed-thing]

Team Dinner! (Might Guy x Reader)

Synopsis: After a mission well done, you and Gai have his team over for dinner. It should be noted that Gai has never cooked (successfully) before.

Word Count: 1.2k

Tags/Warnings: @kakashiswilloffire Kitchen Antics, Reader is Picked Up, Fluff, Wholesome

You weren’t exactly sure when Gai proposed it, but you had gone with him to the market and marked your calendar for dinner nonetheless. You and Tenten must have had a similar thought as you leaned over Gai’s kitchen counter, brows in various forms of furrowed as Gai worked the cutting board. 

You caught her looking at you in your peripheral and glanced her way to meet her confused stare. Tenten bounced from the cutting board and back to you. All you could offer her was a confused shrug and speculative dip of your lip. She turned her attention back to her teacher, concerned.

“Are you sure there isn’t anything we can do to help, Gai-sensei?” she asked, eyes glued to Gai’s fast-moving kitchen knife. He made short work of a squash, the blade hitting the wood block with a slam sudden enough to make Tenten flinch. Gai shook his head.

“No, no. No guest of mine is being put to work in the kitchen!” His eyes closed as he grinned, throwing two thumbs up and his kitchen knife into the air. You and Tenten shouted simultaneously, both instinctively reaching out in some way or another to catch the knife before Gai could. With a theatric twirl, he turned and caught the knife by the blade between his fingers. You let out a deep sigh. Tenten looked like she was about to pass out. You poured her more sparking juice and nudged the glass into her hand. 

“Where do you want the onions, Gai-sensei?!” Lee spun around from his station at the opposite counter, his eyes puffy and red. He wiped his face against his shoulder. Your lip curled into a slight pout.

You took a clean napkin in your hand, maneuvering around Gai with a light touch on his lower back. He hardly noticed, continuing to speak and wiggle around as he usually did. Lee, always one to wear his emotions freely, continued to cry. He, too, barely acknowledged you even as you gently dapped his free-flowing tears. 

A gentle sound came from the front door. Lee’s head shot up just in time for one of his tears to miss the food.

“Neji!”

“Ah, that must be young Neji!” Gai bellowed. 

You slipped the napkin under Lee’s thumb, once again moving around the chaos to answer the door. Sure enough, Neji stood on your doorstep. He wore his usual pout, which you were sure stemmed from a reluctance even to be there. Gai had always been an acquired taste, and Neji was a moody teenage boy, so you couldn’t say you necessarily blamed him. 

“Hey, Neji, it’s good to see you.” He gave a small grunt of acknowledgment as he walked through the door you held open for him. As he stepped into the entryway, the small box hidden under a fold of fabric at his waist didn’t escape your notice. You closed the door behind him as you spoke discretely, “You know, I can put that in the fridge for you.”

Neji froze on the spot. While his blank expression gave nothing away, his relative demeanor told you all you needed to know. He turned, giving you a once over as he tried to decipher any hint of disappointment from you. 

“I brought one, too, if it makes you feel any better,” Tenten chimed in. She hopped up on an adjacent couch, kneeling on the cushions to rest her elbows on the back pillow. “I think the only one who didn’t bring one was Lee.” You rubbed at the back of your neck with a bashful smile. 

“Kinda embarrassing that he has more trust in Gai’s cooking than I do. He’s never made a meal like this, and given how the last ones went…”

Neji frowned—although not by much more than usual. Tenten grimaced at the memory.

“Granted, I think we can all agree that Lee has a little too much faith.” Neji didn’t meet your eye as he sheepishly surrendered his backup dinner to you. You tucked it discretely into your sleeve as he took to scowling at Tenten.

“It actually looks like he’s doing a good job tonight,” you offered. “I told Tenten that if it ends up a disaster, I’ll just give these back to you and pretend they’re leftovers I found in the fridge.” Neji’s brow furrowed. 

“You think that’ll work?”

“Oh, yeah, Gai won’t even bat an eye—” The pleasant smell must have hit you all at the same time. You stopped talking, and all three of you took a deep inhale. Dazed by the scent, you continued, “Uh, yeah, they seem to be doing pretty well there. It doesn’t seem like that will be an issue.”

“Yeah, no, Sensei is surprisingly competent in the kitchen,” Tenten whispered, only to receive a scoff from Neji in return. 

“I’ll believe it when I see it.”

Sure enough, Neji did see it. The three of you sat at the counter as Gai and Lee cooked on the opposite side, putting on an oddly fascinating show. You poured Neji a sparkling juice. Your emergency bentos were long forgotten. 

“I would pay money to see this,” Tenten said, entranced as she dug into the chips and dip you had set out on the counter. She held one half of the tray, and you supported the other. “I have never seen curry do that before.” You shook your head slowly in disbelief.

“Out of the pot, in the air, and back into the pot. Like a cartoon.” You ate another chip. “Dare I say it’s art?” Neji scoffed.

“I don’t know about art. I’m still trying to figure out how someone uses the spine of a knife to clean a herring.” 

Gai cleaned his hands in the sink in front of you, and with a triumphant whip of his hand towel, he pronounced,

“Dinner is almost ready!” 

He struck a pose, and you tried not to laugh as you gave Tenten the rest of the chip tray. You cupped the side of Gai’s face, kissing his cheek before you attempted to move past him to grab plates to set the table. He didn’t let you, wrapping two muscular arms around your hips to spin you around the kitchen with a jolly laugh. 

“Gai!” 

“I will not let you down until you proclaim me House Husband… Extraordinaire!” You yelped as he gave you a light toss, catching you back in his arms as he lowered you into a dip as expertly as any ballroom dancer. You held your hand up to your forehead as if swooning.

“House Husband Extraordinaire, will you please allow me to set the table for your gourmet cuisine?” you declared dramatically, and only then did Gai allow you back on your feet. He spun you under his arm, but when you caught sight of the dinner table, you saw it was already set. Even the dishes that Gai had just cooked were already there.

Gai’s three students stood around the table, waiting patiently for you to join them, each of their expressions warm and sentimental. Lee was crying, blubbering something about a pure and loving relationship. 

You took your seats at the table.

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Notes: The dinner menu consists of Team Gai's favorite foods: herring soba, curry, and sesame dumplings. Odd combination.

[randoimago]

Hello! A request for the most amazing Naruto character - Maito Gai - please! Man deserves all the love in the world! “we aren’t friends. friends don’t do this kinda thing.” with “maybe i don’t wanna be just friends with you.”

“we aren’t friends. friends don’t do this kinda thing.”

Fandom: Naruto

Character(s): Might Guy

Type of Request: Sentence Scenarios

Note(s): God I love Might Guy and Rock Lee so freaking much, I'm happy to write this!!

He's noticed the sweet words and longing touches. He's not oblivious, he's noticed how you'd touch his shoulder or hand gently to give comfort. But he's also noticed the sweet smiles you'd give to Kakashi and Asuma too. He can't risk losing you to his best friends and it was only a matter of time before his emotions got the hold of him.

Might Guy stared at you, a mix of frustration and longing etched across his face. "We aren't friends. Friends don't do this kinda thing," he muttered under his breath, his heart pounding after you had held his arm with a gentle touch, giving him comfort after his pouting over losing to Kakashi over something he doesn't care to think about right now.

You're standing before him, confusion etched across their features. "What do you mean, Guy?"

His fists clenched at his sides, Guy felt his resolve strengthening. "Maybe I don't wanna be just friends with you," he blurted out, the words bursting forth like a dam breaking.

Your eyes widened, a flicker of surprise and hope glimmering within them. "What are you saying, Guy?"

A surge of courage coursed through him as he took a step closer. "I've realized that my feelings for you run deeper than friendship. Every day spent together has only strengthened my affection. I want to be more than just friends, to hold your hand and walk this path side by side."

Silence hung heavy in the air as Guy waited anxiously for a response. His heart raced, and doubt began to creep in. But then, a soft smile bloomed on his you lips, and your eyes softened.

"You...you really mean it?" You ask, you voice filled with a mixture of disbelief and happiness.

Guy nodded, his determination unwavering. "With all my heart. I've never wanted anything more than this."

He notices the happiness that spreads across your face. He's not oblivious to how your hand moves from holding his arm to rest against his chest as you lean in. He's definitely not going to risk the chance as he leans forward to press a kiss to your lips, happy that you're finally his.

[dira333]

Aim for the stars - Might Guy x Reader x Kakashi Hatake

From the saying: Aim for the moon - if you miss it, you might hit a star

Warnings: Death, canon typical violence, pregancy and miscarriage, fluffy ending

Summary: With a friendship as deep as yours, Kakashi would always be a part of your relationship.

1.

It starts like this…

The bar is well known to Shinobi, a meeting point after missions or training sessions or just to have fun. Everyone in your group is a Jonin and they’re celebrating like it’s the only thing to be.

The sake that’s pushed into your hands tastes awful and burns down your throat but you don’t want to remind them of the fact that you became a Jonin years ago, that you’re still the youngest of the group, that you’ve been called a genius more often than a friend.

The door opens to the sound of rain and Kakashi’s white hair dripping onto the floor.

The rumours about him leaving Anbu have tapered down finally, now replaced with rumours about him being the strictest with his Genin team.

But he’s not with his team, yet he’s not alone either. You’d recognize that green jumpsuit everywhere.

Might Guy. 

Some might say they’re best friends from how often they’re seen together but you’ve only ever heard the black-haired Chunin call Kakashi his rival and nothing else.

Someone in your group snickers. “Since when do they allow Chunin’s in here? Hey, Might Guy, I think you got the wrong building. Jonin Training is down the street.”

It’s not Might Guy who looks over but Kakashi, his visible eye locking onto yours.

Something in you snaps like a band that has been pulled too tight and you set your drink down.

“You’re idiots.” You cut off the laughter. “He could probably beat you in a fight.”

You turn around and leave them without another look back. Your first instinct is to leave but you decide against it and turn towards the two men sitting at the little table by the window.

“Boys.” You greet them with a grin that shows more confidence than you feel. “Drinks on me if you can drink me under the table.”

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2. 

“What a splendid formation.” Guy had cried out when you joined them at the front gates. “Two rivals and a friend.”

“Who says I’m a friend?” You ask, but your grin belies your words. “Maybe I’m a rival too?”

“That’s the spirit.” Guy’s left arm slings around your neck and pulls you close. “What’s the goal you want to reach against all odds?”

“Be better than my father.” 

Kakashi whistles low under his breath and you know he knows.

Your father is as much as a legend as his but your father is still alive, still dragging your ass every chance he gets.

“Well there’s nothing you can’t achieve when you train hard enough.”

-

You’ve got first watch. Kakashi’s reading instead of sleeping and Guy’s counting his sit ups, the numbers already past the 900 mark. 

Maybe it’s the late hour or the distance to your home, but your mouth grabs your thoughts and runs along, your tongue too fast for you to tame it.

“I’d like to be friends.” You say, looking out into the darkness. 

But you wouldn’t be a Shinobi without noticing the little things.

How Kakashi tenses at the word “friends”. How Guy’s first instinct is to look at Kakashi instead of you.

“But I’ll take a good old rivalry if that’s what you’re offering.” Your tone is light, does not break and does not waiver. If it sounds like everything’s a joke to you than that’s intentional.

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3.

You can drink both of them under the table but Kakashi still wins when it comes to speed eating. 

Guy’s the best at rock, paper, scissors and Taijutsu, obviously.

Your father is not impressed by the fact that you choose to spend time with friend-killer Kakashi and Forever-Chunin Guy. 

But the more time you spend with them, the less you care about what your father thinks about any of that.

After all, to be better than him you can’t fight the same battles again, can’t beat him in his prime. You can only carve your own story, form your own legend and you’re beginning to see what direction you want to take.

It does help that Kakashi seems to know exactly what you’re thinking when you’re thinking it while Guy has the enthusiasm and the loyalty to follow you into every daredevil adventure you propose.

-

Your hand curls around Kakashi’s collar and you pull him into the alley faster than anyone outside can look.

He doesn’t look impressed when he comes face to face with you.

“What’s the plan?” You ask and he eyes you wordlessly.

“Guy’s Jonin exam is in the afternoon, what’s the plan of celebration afterwards?”

“Who says he’s going to win this thing?”

“He’s got enough recommandations to make it without the exam, of course he’s going to make Jonin.”

“Yeah but I heard that Shimifu is taking the exam and she’s a Genjutsu expert.”

“Damn.” You curse before an idea pops into your brain. “What if she gets into an accident before the exam?”

“We’re not killing a teacher.”

“Phew, Kakashi, I was just proposing some lowlevel foodpoisoning but if that’s your idea, sure, why not.”

“There you are!” For someone so unaware of Chakra Levels, Guy sure has a talent in sneaking up on you. “What are you guys talking about? Are you coming to the exam?”

“Absolutely. We were just discussing the celebration afterwards so if you don’t want your surprise to be spoiled you should probably leave.”

“A surprise? What a youthful idea. I just wanted to request your help in training until the exam begins.”

You blink. Guy grins. Kakashi looks like he’s going to fall asleep any second. And than he’s gone in a puff of smoke.

You fake a sigh. “Well, let’s get going then. Training isn’t going to train itself, right?”

“That’s absolutely right, my flower of youth.”

“Don’t call me that, Guy.”

-

Guy does not pass the exam.

You go out for Curry after.

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4.

“Whatcha reading?” You ask from your spot in the tree.

Kakashi stops beneath you, leaning against the trunk of the tree as he speaks.

“It’s a reread. The new novel drops in a week.”

“Is it good?” - “You’re waiting for Guy?” 

You both speak at the same time and you clear your throat awkwardly, looking into the distance.

“I don’t know what you mean.” You tell him stiffly when he doesn’t speak either.

“Ah. So it’s a complete coincidence that you’re sitting in a tree instead of training, overlooking the road that Guy uses to train on?”

“Is that the road he trains on? I didn’t know.”

He looks up at you and you huff before jumping down to meet him.

“Fine.” You usher him to move. “If he sees you he’s just going to ask you to compete against him.”

“Ah. And if I’m not here he’s going to ask you? How often have you won against him so far?”

“Doesn’t matter.” You pull him into the foliage when you hear footsteps approaching.

Guy rounds the corner just moments later, weights around his ankles, more weights in his hands.

You watch him as he moves, how he’s humming something under his breath.

The sight would be more enjoyable without Kakashi staring at you, however.

“Don’t say anything.” You warn him, teeth gritted.

“I don’t want to know anyway.” He says which means that he wants to know.

It hadn’t been that hard to figure Kakashi out once he let you get a foot in the door.

He says one thing and means the other.

He never calls any of you his friends even though you are because its “Friend-killer Kakashi” not “Rival-killer Kakashi”. 

He knows about your crush on Guy. You only wonder if he knew before you.

“Do you think I should ask him out?” You ask, looking after Guy’s broad back disappearing around the next corner.

“I’m not the one to ask stuff like that.” 

“You’re literally reading romance novels.” You eye him, novel already open again. “Right now.”

“I don’t think those are going to give you the answers you need.”

“I thought he’d ask me out if he made Jonin.” You bite your lip, hard, as you consider it once again.

If he gets five more recommendations, he can take the Jonin exam again.

It’s Guy, so it won’t take him long but it’s Guy, your friend with unfailable self-confidence. If he wanted to go out with you, he would, wouldn’t he?”

“Ah well.” You get up and dust off your pants. “No use crying over something that’s not going to happen anyway. It would just interfere with my goal anyway.”

Your tone is cheerful and maybe you’d fool others but you doubt you’re fooling Kakashi.

He has the decency to ignore you in favor of his book and you take the chance and leave, carefully choosing the direction that leads away from Guy instead of towards him.

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5.

Guy passes his exam.

You go get Curry after and you coerce them into a contest on who can eat the spiciest one.

You win, reveling in the fact that the tears on your face are from the spice and not your feelings.

Guy does not ask you out.

But when you walk home that night, Kakashi’s house the first that you pass, he waves the two of you goodbye. Maybe it’s the Curry, the Sake, or something entirely else, but when you reach Guy’s apartment, you grab his face and pull him down.

You press your lips against his as if it’s a new move that you’re training instead of the desperate plea for him to love you like you love him.

He does not kiss you back, instead he turns stiff as a board in your arms and you jump back in horror and run for your home with a speed that could rival the yellow flash of Konoha.

That kiss is not brought up again.

And it could all end like this…

Kakashi and Guy and you and you and Guy and Kakashi, all planets that circle around each other because you’ve lost focus on what’s the sun and what’s not. It’s a dynamic that has worked for years now, any change would threaten its existence.

You know that with enough determination you could force yourself out of the gravitational pull that these two have on you.

You could follow in your father's footsteps as Clan Head. Marry some guy you’re mildly interested in, pop out a handful of children, and teach them in the harsh ways of your father, the legend.

But if he’s given you anything, it’s the genius you’re praised for and that stubbornness that leaves people talking.

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6.

It’s Guy and you, you and Guy. 

It’s been weeks since the incident, as you call it. Guy got his first genin team and you’ve just managed to get all three of yours - successfully - through the Chunin exam.

Kakashi’s on bed rest because he managed to fold his leg in a way legs are not supposed to fold and your usual perfect formation is down one man.

The Hokage has deemed that enough for the mission of the day and now you’re sitting at a window overlooking a busy street, waiting for someone to show up.

Guy’s doing situps behind you and you’re feeling masochistic.

“I’d take you out.” You say, almost lighthearted, “To Curry. If you let me.”

“We can order in if you’re hungry.” He offers as he moves from situps to squats.

“I meant as a date. Like boyfriend girlfriend.” You watch his reflection in the window. He’s locked in a squat, face down, ass hovering above the floor.

“I’d kiss you again too.” His ass meets the floor and you turn for the briefest moment to meet his eyes head-on.

If you did not know that emotion from your own eyes, you might have missed it in his. He’s never shown it before, that dreaded insecurity.

“Kakashi knows I like you.” The words feel like paper on your tongue. “Has probably known it before I did.”

He does not move and he does not speak.

“I’ve known for a long time that Kakashi’s always going to be a part of this.” You tell him. “It doesn’t have to change anything between the three of us, I just… I have to tell you, I-” You snap to attention the moment a hawk calls outside, the signal engraved into your brain. “We’ve got to move.”

-

You have to spend the night face down on the thin mattress, a thick bandage on your bare back.

Embarassment stings hotly in your eyes. 

One dumb mistake will leave a scar on your body and a permanent mark in your fathers memory. 

You had fought as if Kakashi had been there to protect your back and you’d layed out your heart as if someone would be there to receive it.

The door clicks shut behind you and you can’t even get up to defend yourself.

“I brought Curry.” Guy’s voice is uncharacteristically soft. “Can you sit up?”

“I can’t wear a shirt yet.” You remind him.

“I’m not going to look.”

“Right.” You bite the words out. “‘s not like it’s doing anything for you anyway.”

His mouth is on yours before you’re fully upright, his lips hungry but his hands careful. 

He presses his forehead against yours after the kiss, your rapid breath mingling.

“We can’t tell…” He clears his throat awkwardly. “We can’t tell Kakashi.”

“I doubt he cares.” You tell him and move for his lips again.

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7.

Guy is surprisingly good at keeping a secret when he wants to.

But a hidden village filled with Shinobi is the worst place to have a secret.

Your father kicks you out one day after you make it back from the mission.

Kakashi picks you up on the way to the office, asking innocently if you know anyone who’s looking for an apartment because he’s looking for a roommate.

You can tell that he knows.

He’s not subtle about it either, claiming more than once he’s going to sleep at a friends house when Guy comes back late from a mission.

It’s a game of pretending, the three of you, calling each other Rival instead of friend, friend instead of lover.

But you’re stubborn, the three of you, forcing the world to accept you the way you are instead of letting them force you into something you’re not.

-

Kakashi reaches the top of the Hokage mountain only to find you sitting there, Icha Icha on your lap.

“Is this a threat?” He asks, eyeing the book.

“Do you want it to be?”

“You could be normal for once.”

You hold out the book like an offering to the gods, a flame appearing in your other hand.

Kakashi huffs and lowers himself down onto the ground.

“Spill. Why are you waiting for me on top of the mountain?”

“I got pregnant.”

For the first time in a long time you can see him lose control.

You can see his jaw go slack even through the mask, his visible eye filled with surprise.

A bitter tone settles in your voice as you continue.

“I lost it.”

“Does Guy know?”

“Not yet.” You stare at the horizon and fling the book at Kakashi. “I have to figure out how to tell him.”

“He’s going to be okay. I mean he’s going to cry about youth and stuff like that but if anything you might get the ring you’ve always wanted, and I might get my apartment back.”

You drag your feet through the dirt instead of looking at him.

“What?” He asks, his tone dangerous.

“That one mission.” You don’t have to explain which one. He knows. “Did some more damage than we thought. Can’t have any children. Since this is Konoha and my father knows everything, he’s going to disinherit me probably right now. Which leaves me with no Clan and no future family.”

“And you think Guy cares about that?”

“I’d care about that.”

“Yeah, because you’re shallow.”

You regret having flung that book already.

“Ah well.” Kakashi gets up and dusts off his pants. “No use crying over something that’s not going to happen anyway. Now come on. We’ll tell him together.”

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8.

Pain’s assault. The war.

You’re getting used to walking in and out of the hospital, tending to Kakashi, Guy, Lee, Tenten.

You’re the one planning Neji’s funeral, arm in a sling, Hizashi Hyuuga a silent presence by your side.

There are five people and too many dogs living in the apartment you share with Guy, but it’s war and no one minds the comforting presence of another friend, especially in the absence of others.

Your father died in the war, leaving your former Clan without its head.

You’re not a legend yet, like your father was. Will never be able to be a better parent than him.

But your goals have shifted like the water does when it goes from the low to the high tide.

-

You’re resting for a minute in the uncomfortable chair next to Guy’s bed as he sleeps.

He’s alive, that’s all that matters for now.

“Might-Sensei.” Someone whispers from the door. 

You look up to see Tenten peeking through it.

“He’s sleeping.” You tell her, your own exhaustion seeping into your voice.

“Not him. You.” She beckons you outside and you force yourself up, your left shoulder still aching.

When you close the door you find not only Tenten but Lee, Naruto, Sakura and even Sasuke outside.

“What’s the plan?” Tenten sounds so much like you for a moment, like you wanting to celebrate Guy making Jonin or another team of Kakashi making it to Chunin. “How are we going to celebrate?”

You rub your hand across your face. “What are we celebrating again? I haven’t slept properly in days, you’ll have to enlighten me.”

“Kakashi-Sensei becoming Hokage of course.” Naruto exclaims eagerly. “Tenten overheard us talking and wants to make it a big celebration.”

“I don’t know why that’s necessary.” Sasuke looks like he’s pouting.

“Yeah, you probably never got celebrated as a kid either.” You remark before you can stop yourself and cut yourself off before you can make it worse. “Same as always kiddos. Curry at our house. Kakashi’s probably going to pass out after dinner anyway. Whoever eats the spiciest bowl gets dibs on the comfy futon, rest gets the floor.”

Lee and Tenten nod, already familiar with the routine. Team 7 looks less convinced.

“Isn’t that…” Sakura looks sceptical, “Too casual for a Hokage?”

“You think Kakashi Hatake, the world’s most bored Jonin, wants something fancy for taking a job he never wanted? But if you insist, we can go for Ramen instead.”

Naruto lights up like a christmas tree and you raise one hand to stop him. 

“But, and I take no exceptions, we have to wait until Guy’s well enough to be cruised around. Or we celebrate with take out in his hospital room. He’s not missing that celebration.”

.

Guy's recovery will look different than expected.

You celebrate in his hospital room, bowls of ramen balanced on your laps, not enough chairs for everyone to sit.

Sasuke and Naruto sit on the floor, the first one fighting with the task of eating Ramen with only one hand until he allows Sakura to feed him.

Naruto is less ashamed of his missing arm, slurping his food like one does with a cup of tea.

You're placed on the edge of Guy's bed, switching between feeding yourself and him, catching the look on Kakashi's face when he takes in his team, alive, and together and you know exactly how he feels.

It's not always the act of birth that makes you a parent.

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9.

As a Clan Head you get a bigger house.

You get (are obligated) to oversee the training of the younger generations.

You get (are forced) to partake in meetings of all Clan Heads which are routinely visited by the Hokage.

No one’s surprised that he did not visit tonight.

It’s rainy outside, the heavy, everything get’s soaked through kind of rain. The kind of rain that leaves your joints aching and you know that it’s even worse for Guy.

But he had insisted that you go, knowing how much shit you’d get to hear if you missed it.

Besides, Kakashi had already been at your place, munching on snacks you thought you had hidden from him.

There’s talk about Naruto becoming Hokage soon and you know that Kakashi’s discussing that with Guy while you’re away, eager to have his student finally fulfill his own dream but dreading to let him have it too early.

You think about Metal with his tiny fists and ink-black hair and how he’s just learned how to talk properly, already chewing your ear off and calling you grandma and you think that yes, Naruto should take all the time he needs to be with his own son.

God knows that the time moves too fast sometimes.

-

It’s dark when you slip through the door.

Bull is sleeping in the living room, a giant furbaby that’s snoring like an adult man.

You sidestep him and slip out of your clothes on the way to the bathroom, hanging them up to dry. 

When you step into your bedroom however you can’t help but snort out a laugh.

Kakashi’s sleeping on your side of the bed, Pakkun cuddled up by his naked feet.

Guy sleeps soundly on his side, leaving you a perfectly measured spot in the middle.

It’s not the first time it happened and you doubt it’s the last time as you crawl into your spot, molding yourself against Guy.

He opens one eye, a rare lazy smile growing on his face.

“How was it?”

“Boring.” You kiss the side of his mouth. “How was cuddling with Kakashi?”

“Boring. I missed you.”

“I heard that.” Kakashi huffs out somewhere behind you and you laugh, carefree and comfortable, but most importantly, home.

-

It had started like this. Kakashi, griefing. Guy, aiming for the top. You, wanting to be better than your father.

You’re planets, circling around each other, your sun the love you’ve found and given.

It ends like this:

The friend-killer has found his friends.

Guy has reached the top, able to enjoy the view.

And you? Sometimes better cannot be measured in a legend or a fight.

Sometimes better is measured in happiness and you sure as hell have got a lot of that.

[marvelmymarvel]

Kiss The Ground You Walk On

Guy x Reader

Synopsis: He was into working out and being the best of the best, which is why the shinobi were confused when they met the person Guy was dating. You were a civilian with no interest in working out or being anything other than a loving person, so how in the world did you two work so well?

A/n: I'm as confused as you are. I don't know how this happened, but Guy is now my dream man. I just know this man worships the women he dates. 🤧 it's what we deserve

If someone had told you months ago that you'd be dating Guy, the most annoying and enthusiastic Shinobi in Konoha, you would have thought they had lost their mind. You weren't a Shinobi; you had no interest in sports or working out. Instead, you enjoyed lounging around the house in your pajamas more than anything else.

So how in the world did you get here?

His hand enveloped yours, causing you to smile up at him. "Are we meeting your friends?" You asked calmly. You seemed excited, but you couldn't stand the thought of being around Shinobi that would probably judge you. Although you thought Guy would judge you when he entered your shop, he proved otherwise. "Yes! Kakashi and the others are waiting at the bar. Are you excited to meet them, my love?"

Your smile grew till it reached your eyes. The way Guy loved you was something out of fairy tales; it never existed. Or it wasn't supposed to, at least. Yet here he was, doting on you and making you feel like the prettiest, most lovable person in the world. All your faults and insecurities only made him want to worship you more. The truth is he didn't want to date someone who was just like him.

He wanted you.

"I am. I just hope they like me." He chuckled at that; they would indeed like you. What wasn't there to like? Your aura was soft and kind, and being around you put people into a calm state. But it was your heart that he loved the most.

The bar door opened, and Guy let you in first before swiftly following close behind. Your eyes scanned the room, taking in all of the Shinobi drinking and laughing. You felt very out of place.

Guy noticed your uncomfortable shifting and wrapped an arm around your waist. He yanked you into his side, and you breathed a sigh of relief as you leaned on him for support. "Kakashi!" You jumped at his booming voice but covered it with a wave toward the white-haired man. "Kakashi. This delectable beautiful little thing is Y/n... Y/n, this is my friend and old rival Kakashi."

"Nice to meet you," You said sweetly as you extended your hand. Kakashi smiled kindly before shooting a look toward Guy. He did it quickly, but you still caught it. It caused your stomach to churn. Kakashi took your hand before softly shaking it. "It's very nice to meet you. When Guy told me he was dating someone, I thought it was a joke."

Your smile faltered a bit. That comment, mixed with the look, told you that you weren't the type of girl they expected to be beside Guy. And it's not like you were stupid. You knew this. Guy glared at the other man but quickly covered it with a smile and a laugh. "Oh, you're so funny, Kakashi. Well. I'm going to go introduce her to the rest of the group!"

One by one, you met every single Shinobi in that bar. And every single one of them left you feeling sick to your stomach. They all did the same thing Kakashi did.

You truly weren't the type of person they expected to be with Guy...

Guy took note of this. He was always so attuned to your emotions, even if you didn't outright show them. He hoped that showing you off would make you feel more comfortable around his 'family,' but he was starting to see the error in his judgment.

The more your light started to fade, the antsier Guy grew. But it only took one comment from Genma to make him snap. "Will you excuse us, Genma? I need to get a breath of fresh air!"

You frowned at Genmas comment and Guy's reaction; what was it with these other men?! Why were they all so cruel while he was so sweet? You let Guy pull you out of the bar, having quite enough of these men for one lifetime. Guy dropped his smile as you both burst out of the door, "I have no idea why they were like that. I apologize-"

"Maybe they're right," you blurted out. Your arms crossed over your chest as you looked at Guy expectantly. What was his angle exactly? Was he genuinely different, or was he just like them?

His eyebrows furrowed together in confusion, "They aren't, though-"

"I mean. Come on..." you stated finally, hoping you'd get your point across. Rolling your eyes, you motioned between the two of you, "Come on, Guy. I'm clearly not the girl you deserve. I'm definitely not the one you should end up with."

The pain that shot across his face made you wish you had just stayed silent. It wasn't that you didn't want to be with him. You were just wounded by what happened mere minutes ago. "Take those words back" His voice was low and angry; you knew he wasn't mad at you, but it caused you to quiet down anyway. You pursed your lips and looked at your feet. Embarrassment creeping up your neck as he quietly seethed in front of you. "Guy-"

Your head was angled up as Guy shoved his lips harshly onto yours. His warm hands cupped your cheeks softly, making you moan into him. How was he so fast?! Your fingers gripped his jacket as you let your body melt into his. One of his hands traveled down to your waist before it rested gently on your hip. When you began to pull away for air, he grumbled in displeasure and yanked you into his body again. He was a mixture between sweet and spice. Good and evil.

Soft and strong.

You pulled back again, but this time, he let you. "Whoa... Uh," you laughed out awkwardly as you realized some of the Shinobi, including Kakashi, had come out to leave and had seen the display of affection. "Aren't you embarrassed to be with me?" You whispered up at Guy as you shied into his body, hoping he could block you from the prying eyes of his friends. He smirked at your question; if only you knew how whipped he was for you. Maybe then you'd understand that nothing else mattered. "You don't know how much I love ya do you?" He breathed out, his smile reaching his eyes as he soothingly moved his thumb against your hip. "No... Not really- Oh!" Guy cut you off, yanking you once more into him.

"Baby. I'd kiss the ground you walk on if you asked me to."

[wind-becomes-lightning]

Can I please have Gai or Yamato “touch yourself for me”? Also many congrats and i wish you many more followers 🖤

alright @kankuroplease, I made in time for Gai's birthday lets go! Thanks for the request, this was quite... something :D

Might Gai x gn! reader (i tried)

Explicit. 18+. mdni - talk about masturbation and actual masturbation lol

2250 words.

Ao3 link [x]

A drunk dinner talk about masturbation leads to Gai asking you to explore your own body a little more.

Too much alcohol can turn any situation awkward, lower boundaries and start conversations that nobody would usually bring up. Things that you can laugh about the day after and shake your head saying “I can’t believe I mentioned this embarrassing story”, before lying down on the couch with a massive hangover headache. At least this is what happens most of the time, sometimes, unfortunately, loose lips do sink ships.

Last night for example, when a nice round of Jonin sat in a circle around a low table, enjoying the local restaurants all-you-can-drink policy with massive amounts of beers among them, the conversation suddenly moved on to masturbation of all things. You sat besides your boyfriend Gai, who as always was the centre of the party, making the place lively just by his general positive attitude and endless stories. You’ve never been a very confident person, not in your looks or your abilities, but Gai has never been shy of telling you exactly how much he liked you. Being with him sometimes felt like having a warmed up blanket on cold nights. Cosy and homely.

Gai wasn’t bothered by the sudden change of conversation to this very intimate topic. His face was a little red already as he freely told about his first experience touching himself and seeing what reaction it would get out of him. “I learned more about myself by exploring,” he boasted, “Exploring one’s body is part of what one should do in youth. Everybody should do it.”

Going around the table people shared stories now. Their first experience, what they liked the most, Anko used her hands to visualise the size of vibrators she had at home, which seemed to be several. You knew the conversation would eventually lead to you and shame crawled up your neck like a little insect. How could you get out of this situation?

You were still wondering if you could just make a run for it when Gai slinged an arm around your shoulder and knocked his head against yours: “Your turn, dearest, I’ve never heard you talk about it.” He chuckled a little.

Too late now to fake having to run off to the toilet and hope that the conversation had moved on by the time you would be back. Everyone was already staring at you. You bit the inside of your mouth. “Uh- I don’t - don’t really do that…” you murmured.

When you looked up everyone stared at you, even Gai’s mouth was half open. “You don’t do it at all?” Genma asked, a little amused. This was exactly the reaction you had thought they would have and you consider again if running away is a valuable option.

“It’s not like I never do that.” Your fingers grabbed the beer glass in front of you. “There are of course moments when… but I just never really… want to.” Nobody was saying anything for a moment until Gai, seemingly aware of how uncomfortable you felt around this topic, quickly threw in one of his own stories again. It was arguably a pretty funny one, the first time he had gotten full hard in his jumpsuit and then walked back from his mission from wall to wall, so people could only see his backside. Everyone laughed, including you.

And that was that, for now at least. Gai brought you home, you helped him get to bed, as he was a little more drunk than you and fell asleep in his iron, but warm grip and maybe that could have been the end of it all, nothing more than an awkward conversation that most of your friends would not even be able to remember the next morning. At least it would have been if Gai wouldn’t possess perfect memory.

In the morning he rolls over to you and after giving you the usual kiss good morning he buries his nose into your hair, while you press yourself against his still naked chest. Your hopes that the topic from last night have been forgotten are dashed as he says softly: “Can I ask you about something that you said last night?” You don’t even need him to clarify what he is curious about.

“Yes, I don’t want to keep secrets from you,” you say, though you can’t stop feeling insecure anyway. How to explain the very unique unease you have with yourself to someone that is so naturally positive about himself and everything?

“You don’t ever masturbate?” he asks the question you knew he would ask.

You laugh a fake laugh again and touch his arm: “Well you keep me satisfied, so I don’t need to.” It isn’t even really a lie. Since dating him, Gai has never left you wanting for anything romantically or sexually.

He smiles as if he wants to thank you for the compliment. “But before that? Before I entered your life… did you do it then?”

“Uh - n- not really.” You repeat what you said last night. “I just don’t feel like it.” You stop for a moment to rethink how you can explain what you are feeling. “And it is not that I’m not… horny or something.. I just - can’t stop my mind from telling me that I look absolutely awful…”

Without much warning Gai rolls you over on your back, one of his strong arms under your head. “I think you are wonderful ..” he gives you a kiss “... and beautiful” … he kisses you again, “.. .and you are especially sexy if you let yourself go like that.” 

You blush and avert your eyes. He is always so direct in a way that you could never be.

“But I understand having doubts about yourself,” Gai continues, “I, too, sometimes think there are things not quite right with me, despite all the youthfulness flowing through me. Still, the most important thing is that I think you would not look awful at all if you’d satisfied your own urges, do you believe me?”

Gai has never said anything in his life that was not the truth, you think, so you nod. “Yes,” you say. Despite how you might feel about yourself, each compliment Gai has made you since you started dating was heartfelt and true. You know he means it, even if you don’t understand why and so this is no exception.

“Amazing!” he exclaims, then he moves close so his nose touches yours, “so touch yourself for me.”

You push your head back into the pillow: “What?”

There is a slight smile on his face as he runs his finger through your hair: “I said: touch yourself for me. I would love to see you do it, so please.”

“Oh, I don’t know…” you begin, but Gai is already kissing you first light and then deeply, his one hand still in your hair. He knows how to keep you going, what you like and so you are a panting mess not five minutes after he has started. You don’t have to touch between your legs to find out how turned on he has already made you.

He kisses you again, now rolling you to the side so he can get rid of your pyjama top and kiss shoulders and chest just enough to have you breathless, before then taking one of your hands that had so far been running over his back and intertwining his fingers with it. 

“Will you do me the favour I asked you?” he says with this rough voice that only comes out when he wants to turn you on and it is working which is the worst of all. Your heart flutters against your chest as he leads your hand onto your own belly so leave it there.

You are still unsure. If this were night and he could not watch you so closely, maybe it would not be an issue, but it is daytime, morning, and in this way Gai can see your reaction pretty clearly, maybe a little too clearly. He must have spotted the insecurity in your eyes because he draws back a little: “I’m sorry if I am pushing you too much. Of course you don’t have to if it makes you really uncomfortable.”

The affirmation makes you feel warm and you lean forward to kiss him again. Everything he says and does is always so earnest, in fighting, in friendship, in love, in sex and that is the reason you fell in love with him in the first place. You want to grant him his wish, because you know he means it.

“It is fine,” you say and then stutter a little, “j-just tell me how- I mean I know how just … instruct me.” 

A light flashes in his eyes and you take it as acceptance. He leans forward and touches your nose with his again. “Take your pants off, please, dearest.” And you do, nerves suddenly alight with excitement from the order alone. You now can feel the proof that you are as turned on as you suspected previously.

Gai closes one hand around yours again, stroking the fingers softly with his thumb as he leads you between your own legs. “I’m pretty sure you know what you like best,” he whispers to you and lets your hand go. “I would like to know too. So show me.”

He lets your hand go and you take over with shaking fingers. It has been a while since you’ve done that yourself even before Gai and you started dating you hadn’t done it in years. You move slowly at first, lightly tracing over yourself as if you are exploring it for the first time. You are reminded of how Gai said last night that experimentation with your own body is part of youth.

The thought escapes you as Gai leans over to kiss your neck and shoulders again, temporarily distracting you from your own work. Instinctively the hand between your legs keeps on moving, as if it automatically knows what to do. You can’t help but moan a little, which leads Gai to say: “You’re doing wonderfully”, which forces a sigh out of you.

He forces you into another kiss, tongue swirling over yours as you melt right into him, feeling his own arousal pressing against your leg. You can feel the familiar warmth at your core and the desire to go faster and chase that feather light feeling of release. With his mouth on yours and his roaming hands on your body you fully forget being nervous.

As your breath starts escaping you he finally lets you go, and when you open your eyes you can see that Gai is watching you. Suddenly the embarrassment is back and part of you wants to pull your hand away again, but you’ve worked yourself up too far now to worry about how your face might look at this moment. 

“You are absolutely beautiful,” Gai says as if he just read your mind. The compliment hits you at your core and you lean forward desperately to have him kiss you again. He does. 

You ignore the pain in your hand as you move quicker trying to chase the flames now licking on your insides. Your eyes fly open again and Gai still looks at you, maybe he hasn’t even closed them to kiss you. There is a light in them, a genuine fondness for you mirroring so clearly. His loving look alone almost pushes you over the edge.

“I’m so c..close…” you say and long for his lips again. 

Mercifully, he kisses you, but only shortly. “Move to the side, so I can see it clearly,” he instructs and you are not sure you can or want to move now that you are so close to the end, but you can’t disobey him so you roll onto your back and push the blanket off you completely exposing yourself.

As a reward he kisses you again.  “You are so gorgeous, “ he whispers against the shell of your ear. “Show me how you enjoy your youth, dearest.”

Your hand works on its own, increasing the pace until your insides feel like they are exploding. Your eyes fall shut as you come, head pressing against Gai’s forehead as he keeps whispering praises to you and finally his lips are on yours again, guiding you with soft force through your orgasm. 

You’d never enjoyed masturbating so much before. You can barely believe how intense it feels.

Gai has paper ready for you to clean yourself as your hand comes to a stop and you regain your breathing. You push yourself on your elbows so you can kiss him. “Thank you,” you say and you don’t really mean the paper.

He smiles, the fondness you have seen in his eyes before now all over his face. “I don’t think I’ve ever found you more beautiful than just now,” he says, “Next time I’m out of town and you are in the mood, think of that.”

You want to wrap your arms around his neck and pull him so close that he can’t breathe. It is incredible that such an amazing human being could even exist and that he loves you of all people. Your lips curl as you try to find the words to thank him, but then you notice that there still is quite the tent in his pants.

“Hm,” you humm, leaning over to kiss him again, “how about I get to see you enjoying your youth now?” 

Gai laughs his normal, roaring laugh.

[actuallysaiyan]

Drabbles Day 3: Pastels

pairings: Might Guy x Fem!Reader warnings: Boruto era, fluff

“Oh! That’s a new outfit!” Might Guy cheers as he rolls around in his wheelchair.

You’re blushing as your boyfriend admires your new outfit. You had picked out the colors with him in mind. He looked at you, smiling widely. He knows you like to dress up just for him, but these pastel colors were just so cheerful. It reminds him of springtime.

“Haha! You look like you’re in the springtime of your youth, honey!” and without warning, Guy grabs you and throws you onto his lap. He kisses you softly. You hold onto him, smiling widely now as well.

His laughter and his energy are so contagious, you can’t help yourself whenever you’re around him.

“You look pretty no matter what you wear,”

[sunstaar]

hc: dating Maito Gai

Word Count: 0,4k

Author's Note: to this day I don't understand why he is so underrated

Maito Gai is an incredibly passionate man, so much so that his passion and enthusiasm often know no bounds

to everything he does, he brings energy with him, and that also includes his romantic relationships

he’s the type of man to put his heart and soul into a relationship, someone who is very determined to make his partner feel loved and appreciated all the time

that also means that he is a great listener

whenever you have a problem or look upset, Gai does not hesitate to turn that frown upside down

he genuinely cares about what you have to say, and it does not matter to him what you are talking about, he is always willing to listen and lend an ear to your problems

while he does tend to talk a lot and very loudly too, whenever he hears you speak up, he will quiet down and divert his attention to listen to you

Gai is very attentive when it comes to you, and as a hopeless romantic at heart, nothing is too much when it comes to you

he would devote the whole world to you if he could because that’s what you are to him, his world

from grand gestures to elaborate surprises, Gai stops at nothing to make you feel super special and loved by him

when coming to pick you up for a date, he will walk by a flower shop and won’t hesitate to go inside and pick up the most elaborate bouquet in the whole shop for you

because that’s what he does, he’s always thinking about you and ready to sweep you off your feet

a bit boisterous sometimes, Gai wants to show you off, because you’re his and he is yours

that’s what makes him very loyal too

no matter what, he’ll always have your back and never even dare to think about betraying your precious trust

Gai is a man of his word, he always follows through with his promises and commitment

at the end of the day, what matters to him the most is that your relationship is built on a foundation of mutual support and trust

whether that means you are cheering him on as he competes against his eternal rival, Kakashi, yet again, or even sitting and watching him train his team

he appreciates every little gesture and makes sure to reciprocate it as soon as possible

[husbandograveyard]

Hey, Hazel ^^

I saw that the list of fandoms included Naruto and got me excited <33 Could I request the letter R from the fluff alphabet for Might Gai? Thank you in advance! 🥰 And hope your event will be successful!

Aaaahhh Mirka, I am so happy to get some Naruto in!! I have been getting back into it (especially since I will be getting a Naruto tattoo on the 2nd of November), so I am very happy to indulge in some more writings! Enjoy <3

2nd person. GN reader. No warnings, just fluff.

R - Romance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Oh Guy is SUPER romantic, almost obnoxiously so. When he is in love, he pours in all he has, much like he does with anything in life. He cares a lot about interpersonal relationship, and as his partner, you are firmly at the top of those relationships and he will give you no chance to ever forget it.

His romance is found in the little things, checking in, getting your favorite food, remembering all your favorites to surprise you at any given time (sometimes you’re sure he knows you better than you know yourself, it’s very impressive).

But his romance is also found in grander gestures, especially on special days, like your birthday and anniversaries, but even some random occasions. Leave it to Guy to find an occasion to celebrate even in the most mundane moments. Rest assured that the most flamboyant declarations of love come from your boyfriend. He will paint your initials right next to the Hokage rock if he feels like that’s the appropriate thing to do.

The entire village knows of your relationship because of his antics and he wouldn’t want it any other way. Love is one of the most beautiful things there is and it should be celebrated. Expect loads of his ‘challenges’ to be dedicated to you, especially when he breaks yet another one of his records.

This is part of my AB(C)-Day event! Click here to join!

[mayhem-neverending]

Return Part II

Might Guy x Reader

This is the second part to Return, where reader comes home and Guy tries to summon the courage to tell her his feelings. 

Warnings: Sexual themes, alcohol usage, a smidge angst 

Word Count: 1938

unedited

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The harsh fluorescent lights of the bathroom coupled by walking made you realize that you were definitely passed tipsy. While you washed your hands you studied your reflection, noticing the flush of your cheeks. You smiled at yourself, it was a good look on you. 

You steadied yourself and headed back to your groups table. You noticed that Anko and Shizune had pulled up chairs to join the fray. You smiled, glad they had decided to come. 

“Y/n!” Anko waved at you, beaming. “It’s been awhile,”

“Sure has,” Kurenai and Asuma moved for you to climb back in. “How have you been, Anko?”

You slid in next to Guy who was about to take what looked like his sixth shot. Kakashi held his glass up to you when he saw you looking with a grin, to which you giggled. He was definitely feeling it. 

“I’ve been pretty good, nothing I can’t handle.” Anko stretched exaggeratedly. 

Guy pressed his thigh back against yours and a jolt of electricity passed between you two. You saw his fingers twitch where they sat at the table, and wondered if he felt it too. 

Guy put his arm around your shoulders as a waiter started passing the table. “Sir, can we get three more shots please!” 

“Guy, I don’t know about that,” Kakashi said, but the waiter was already back to the bar. 

Guy looked down at you, not missing the look Kurenai gave him when they made brief eye contact. He grinned, showing his pretty white teeth. He seemed to lose track of his thought when he made eye contact with you. “So,”

You waited a moment for him to continue, a blush forming on your face as he just continued to stare. You grinned when he didn’t say anything else.

“So?” You prompted. 

He blinked. Thankfully, the waiter was back with his order. “So, uh, are you ready for your first shot?” 

It was your turn to blink. “Uhm, what?”

He chuckled. “Who did you think the third shot was for?”

You could feel the weight of his muscular arm still draped over your shoulders. There was fire where his bare arm touched your neck. It had never felt that way before. You certainly would have remembered that if it did. 

“I don’t know, I’m feeling pretty good from my drinks,” 

“Nonsense!” He pushed the shot into your hand. 

He looked between you and Kakashi, all three of you held your glasses up. “Bottoms up!”

Guy wasn’t purposefully trying to get you drunk. However, he realized his mistake when you were three shots in and you slid your hand onto his thigh while you were talking to Genma and Anko. It made him freeze. Even being intoxicated himself, he was painfully aware of every move you made. The more you drank, the happier and flirtier you got. With everyone. It was making his stomach do backflips every time you said something suggestive. He was also put off a little by the fact that so far, you hadn’t flirted a bit with him. 

Your hand had him feeling butterflies. You seemed to notice him stilling, too, because when there was a lull in your conversation, you smiled coyly at him. You tilted your head up and beckoned him to your level. He did so obediently and you tilted your head up so that your lips grazed his ear. Shivers ran down his spine and heat pooled between his legs. 

“Something wrong?” You whispered. 

“N-nothing,” He stuttered, pulling away. He gave you a weak thumbs up. Kakashi, who was watching, felt a small burst of panic. If you kept this up, Guy would take you home and what happened next wouldn’t have anything to do with feelings. Or, you would get his hopes up and go home with someone else, since it seemed you were getting particularly frisky. He didn’t want his best friend getting hurt. 

“Guy,” He called across the table. 

Guy snapped his head towards him. “What can I do for you, Kakashi?”

He gestured with his thumb towards the bar. “Come with me for a minute.” 

Guy nodded. He tried his best to subtly readjust himself before making everyone scoot so he could follow Kakashi. “Be right back,” He said to no one in particular. 

You watched them head to the bar, wondering what was up with them but your thoughts were quickly intercepted by Anko. 

“Hey, Y/n, you want another round?” She gave you a mischievous smile. 

You held up your hand.  “Thanks, but I’m good. I know you guys are all attractive, but you’re looking extra good after those shots.” 

Anko pouted playfully at you. 

“Don’t worry Anko, you’re the best looking one.” You winked. 

She licked her lips. You wondered if she may have taken you seriously. Then you wondered if that would really be a problem with you. Before you could contemplate further, your favorite boys were back at the table. 

You felt a little woozy as you moved for Guy to sit back down, so you made a decision that would change the rest of your life. 

“Hey, I think I’m gonna step out and get some fresh air,” You told whoever was listening when you got up. 

“Let me accompany you!” Guy nearly shouted. “I could also you some refreshing air,” 

You giggled. His cheeks were red and he was unsteady on his feet. 

“I think you may need more than a little fresh air,” Asuma sniggered. 

Guy didn’t hear him, or if he did, he ignored it. You lead the way out of the busy bar, hardly hearing whatever Guy was rambling about behind you. The cool air was welcoming on your warm skin. 

You leaned against the building and took a deep breath. It was lovely out. You let your eyes flutter closed, but popped open quickly. 

“I didn’t think I was that drunk,” you muttered to yourself. You made a note to drink some water so the swirling behind your eyes would ease up by the time you went to bed. You both stood in silence for a few moments, just enjoying the weather and each other’s company. 

“Y/n?” Guy asked, leaning in next to you.

“Hm?” You turned your head to meet his teary gaze.

“I missed you,” 

Your stomach flipped, and you felt a lump trying to form in your throat. You were suddenly overwhelmed with emotion. The loneliness of those two years, the longing for home, and the years and years of yearning for Guy to be yours crashed over you in a tidal wave. 

Your eyes welled with tears, but never broke contact with his. “Gods,”

“I missed you too,”

Guy pulled you into a hug, completely enveloping you in his warmth. A few tears escaped you, but you didn’t mind. You secretly wiped them on Guy’s t-shirt, but it not-so-secretly made you giggle. 

He pulled away and smiled at you. Not in the overpowering way he usually did, but so tenderly it left you flabbergasted. “Let’s take a walk,”

He held a hand on your lower back as you walked. You told yourself it was to steady you, not believing he could truly have another cause. You were feeling raw, unsteady, lonely; even with his presence. You had a thought that it was probably the liquor that had changed your demeanor so suddenly, but couldn’t summon the power to change it. 

“I’ve felt so alone these last two years,” You finally uttered. 

Guy listened silently. “I don’t know how many times I wanted to just pack my bag and come home. Tell the Hokage to send someone else out there.”

You took a deep breath. “I tried to make some friends, but they were shallow. How could I connect with people when I’m not who I say I am?” 

The tears were leaking now. Guy rubbed your back. His heart ached for you. “Every night I lied awake, wondering what you and Kakashi were doing, if you were happy - if you were even still alive.”

“I hate that about being a shinobi. My best friends could die at any time and I wouldn’t be sent a word about it... I know you’re capable, but I lived with that fear for two whole years. I couldn’t even send you a letter to let you know I was okay! Even when my parents died, I didn’t feel that alone. You and Kashi made sure of that,” 

Guy looked at you solemnly. “I wish I could have been there for you, in any way. I’m so sorry, Y/n,”

You wiped your tears. “It’s not your fault,”

A colder sort of breeze rose up around you, making you shiver. Guy put his arm over your shoulders, pulling you into his side. He was heartbroken for you, and wished more than ever to tell you that he loved you, but he knew this was not the time. 

He spotted his apartment building not too far up ahead. He gazed at your form, your hunched shoulders and tears still escaping on your red cheeks. 

“Hey,” He paused. “My apartment is just up ahead. Do you want to go up and have a glass of water?” 

You gave him a watery smile and nodded. “Okay,” he murmured. 

You made your way upstairs and inside and were happily greeted by warmth. He turned the lights on and walked swiftly to the kitchen. You followed him and leaned against the counter as he poured you a glass of water. His heart was full seeing you in his home again. You looked so natural here. 

He handed it to you and hovered in front of you as you took a sip. As soon as it touched your lips your body thanked you. You sighed. “Oh, thanks for taking care of my apartment, by the way,” 

Guy chuckled. He placed a gentle kiss on your forehead. “Of course, anytime.” 

You looked up at him with surprise. He hoped that wasn’t too forward. Nervousness started to creep up and his cheeks and ears began turning red. Maybe that was the wrong thing to do, he thought. 

You had a burst of courage as you watched him turn red. Your cheeks don’t turn that color if you’re just being friendly, you thought. 

You pushed forward on your toes and met his lips in a chaste kiss. Guy’s mouth was agape, his heart leapt into his throat. Were you.. did you? Do you love me too? 

He leaned in, hopeful that your soft lips would meet his in another kiss. You followed his movements, meeting his lips and leading him into a deeper kiss than before. Your lips moved together with hesitance for only a moment, before you were pulling each other in. 

Guy pulled away gasping, his eyes shining. “I love you,” And then again, louder this time, “I love you, I have for so long,” He smiled, happy to get it off his chest. His heart beat wildly as he awaited your reaction.

You laughed, relief and joy filling your chest. “I think I’ve loved you longer,” 

Guy lifted you onto the counter. You leaned in again, kissing each other heatedly. The next time you pulled away, Guy pointed his finger at your chest. “Is that a challenge?!”

“No!” You laughed.

“I think it is!” he pressed his lips to yours before you had a chance to argue. 

(I know no smut, but it took a sweeter turn than I had meant it. I thought it was fitting for Guy to want to take care of you though! He would be an excellent partner in that aspect.)

[wing-ed-thing]

Might Guy x Reader x Kisame Love Triangle Headcanons

𓆃 Is this a love triangle? How much does it really count if one leg of the triangle completely forgets that the other exists? That still counts... right?

𓆃 It's most likely that you're a Leaf shinobi. Considering Guy's tunnel vision, the most plausible scenario is that you and Guy are peers, and Kisame isn't afraid to express his interest no matter the "sides."

𓆃 While other love triangles are more interactive— where your two interests compete for your affection— Guy's cluelessness leaves quite a bit to be desired.

𓆃 Neither Guy nor Kisame really see a competition. More so, Guy is only half aware that he's into you in the first place, and Kisame thinks fighting and flirting is just a good time.

𓆃 And given that you rarely see Kisame in the first place, the times the three of you are together ends up being mostly business.

𓆃 Kisame is bound to say something complimentary— if not vulgar— and while Guy can swoop in with a swift kick and recognize that, he can hardly remember Kisame let alone focus for a second.

𓆃 You're pretty sure Guy sees it as a chivalry thing, that he's coming to your defense without realizing that he's particularly attentive to you.

𓆃 If there's any contention between the two, it would be at this moment, specifically coming from Kisame.

𓆃 Kisame loves a good fight— and good banter— more than anything, so Guy getting in the way is a surefire way to get him annoyed.

𓆃 From the outside, things can look a bit funny when Kisame is slamming Guy into the forest like a baseball before turning to you and telling you that he likes the new way you've got your hair.

𓆃 "Do you wanna get out of here?" he might ask and how is he expecting any other answer than a few rapid blinks and a "...what?"

𓆃 The Guy/Kisame dynamic isn't the most exciting. It's mostly Kisame trying to shoot his shot the little time he's around you and taking advantage of the handicap that is Guy's general obliviousness.

𓆃 Kisame doesn't even seem to see himself as a threat or an enemy to you because he's on a whole different brand of clueless.

𓆃 Guy is a nuisance; you're cute; Kisame is a terrorist for hire.

Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed, and supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.

[devildomresidentt]

Aaah I just wanted to say I loved your ‘men who’ Naruto post and I wanted to request a nsfw one if possible? 💕💕

You can ignore if you don’t write nsfw or if you don’t feel comfortable doing it

Men who…

Featuring - Kakashi, Obito, Itachi, Jiraiya, Shikamaru, Shikaku, Neji, Choji, Might Guy, Naruto, Rock Lee, Iruka, Sai, Kiba, Sasori, Juugo, Gaara, & anyone else you see fit <3

Rating - Explicit

A/N - Luckily for you, anon, I do write nsfw and I’d be more than happy to fulfill your request; ty for the ask nd I hope you enjoy 💞💞

Song choice - B.A.S (Megan Thee Stallion)

Men who could easily spend hours between your legs, ignoring the sting of the tight grip you hold on their hair just to get a few more minutes of peace. Nights like this aren’t often, so why take it for granted; they’re finally free from their usually busy schedules and for them, there’s no better way to fill in the rare free time than spending it pleasing you.

You can’t remember how many orgasms they’ve already ripped from you, the erotic sound of wet, sloppy slurping permeates throughout the room as they work their skilled mouth between your legs.

Your thighs in their calloused hands as your legs helplessly dangle from their shoulders, nails digging into your palm as you clench your fists together, soon finding home in your partners scalp—roughly tugging at their locks, pulling them closer.

You were barely able form a coherent thought at this point, but you knew you were painfully close to your release; coarse, broken moans and cries of their name was the only thing that fell from your lips. They knew you were close just by the way your grip tightened on their locks as you rode their face in search of release, the sudden vibration of them letting out a few groans against your core was enough to push you off the edge of release once more.

Your grip weakened as you came down from your crashing orgasm, coating their mouth and lower chin in a mix your juices and their saliva; the sight of them in this state was painfully lewd. Messy, disheveled hair gently covering their eyes as they looked up at you, their bare body beautifully illuminated by the lit nightstand lamp, bare skin lightly damp with their sweat, chest heaving as they caught their breath—they looked beautiful, a literal piece of art.

(Kakashi, Obito, Itachi, Jiraiya, Shikamaru, Shikaku, Neji, Choji, Might Guy, whoever you see fit)

Men who lack skill but make up for it in enthusiasm. The only experience they’ve had were the restless nights they would spend panting into their palm while fucking their fist to the thought of you; and fuck were there many nights like that, but nothing could’ve prepared them for the real thing. Your warmth greedily taking them back in with every deep, sloppy thrust of theirs as you cried their name between choked out moans.

They easily reached that certain spongy spot that made you see stars, bullying their cock against it with each and every sloppy rough thrust of theirs; they just couldn’t help it, you were so perfect, the warmth you provided them, the feeling of your hole greedily sucking them back in every time they pulled back, these new feelings were dangerously addictive to them.

The pesky knot in your lower stomach finally snapped as you came from the excessive stimulation, limbs falling weak as you were close to collapsing onto the bed.

Their nails digging crescent shaped indents into your hips as they brought you up closer to them, the sight of their shaft coated in a pearly white mix of your fluids and their precum was enough to send them over the edge.

Leaning in and biting into your shoulder as they came, painting your insides in their seed with a muffled groan; their weight against your back as they catch their breath from their crashing orgasm. They couldn’t believe what they just did, and with you out of all people; it was like a dream for them. You could hear them whisper out a few broken I love you’s between breaths before leaving a few kisses in their wake and slowly picking back up on their thrusts, this time with a bit more experience on how to please you.

(Naruto, Rock Lee, Iruka, Sai, Kiba, Sasori, Juugo, Gaara, Whoever you see fit)