#Migas Campaign

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MASCOTS SPELLING BEE! (Sidemascots 1.10)

Starring…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1! But first…

THE POLL RESULTS!

Sumi: After 24 grueling hours of voting, we recieved…

Vinicius: 5 votes!

Sumi: I was going to say 50,000 votes…

Vinicius: Stop multiplying votes for no reason!

(The candidates laughed.)

Sumi: Anyway, light up your firework! If it’s red, you’re dropped! If it’s green, you’re PICKED! It’s like a gender reveal Miga always want to do.

Vinicius: Ettie, you are…

(@crackheadfromsainsburys runs towards Ettie and hit her Phrygian cap with a baseball bat)

Crackhead: UNSELECTED!

Sumi: What?

Vinicius: Well we could have say she’s selected, but instead…

(Lights up Ettie’s firework, which reveals to be red)

Vinicius: She’s DROPPED!

Crackhead: JUSTICE!

Sumi: Ahem, Tazuni, you are…

(Tazuni lights up her firework, which is also red)

Sumi: DROPPED!

Tazuni: Us women’s World Cup mascots never get the respect we deserve mate…

Borobi: I still love you mate!

Vinicius: That Asian Unicorn (I don’t know why the locals call him that), you are…

(Saola’s firework is obviously red)

Vinicius: DROPPED!

Sumi: Just like Vietnam in their World Cup qualifying campaign.

Saola: SO IS CHINA!

Sumi: Fair point. Clyde, you are…

Clyde: Dropped, surprise, surprise… Us scots never get the respect we deserve…

Vinicius: Oh, uh… you’re right.

Sumi: Which means only La’eeb and Mandeville is remaining!

Vinicius: How about you two light up your fireworks at the same time?

(La’eeb and Mandeville stared menacingly, then lighted up their respective fireworks, which reveals one red and one green)

Sumi: Ooh… pretty.

Vinicius: Who got green?!

Mandeville: CHECK VAR, CHECK VAR!

OC IV: VAR review in progress…

La’eeb: Don’t worry, I’ve paid…

OC IV: Check complete! Mandeville is picked!

Mandeville: YES! SEE YOU AROUND, SOMEITY!

OC IV: Sorry La’eeb, you can’t bribe video assistant referees.

La’eeb: BULLSHIT!

Sumi: Uhhh, what episode are we doing?

Vinicius: Oh yeah, I almost forgot…

Mascot Spelling Bee!

With your host… Coal!

Coal: Right, rules are simple… spell a word, get a point! The mascot with the most points gets an Amazon gift card!

Wenlock: BOOOOOOOOOORING!

Coal: The mascot with the least points gets KICKED OUT THE SHOW!

Sumi: Most of them don’t have English as their first language, so if an event multiple people gets zeros, who will get eliminated?

Coal: Then we’ll do what the World Cup organizers do whenever there’s an unbreakable tie… a drawing of lots!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Burke: I’m stealing a four leaf clover!

Vinicius: Not so fast!

(Everyone races to get their lucky charm)

Coal: Oh…

[Technical difficulties]

Vinicius

Coal: Vinicius, your word is… Phrygian Cap!

Vinicius: Phrygian cap?!

Coal: Do I need to read the definition?

Vinicius: Go on.

Coal: A wearable object on their head, formerly used by the French to show off their liberty.

Vinicius: That doesn’t help!

(Everyone laughed)

Vinicius: Alright, here I go… F…

(Coal presses the buzzer)

Vinicius: WHAT?! It has an F sound!

Coal: It’s P-H-R-Y-G-I-A-N, cap.

(Everyone laughed)

Sumi: Come on, I know what a Phrygian cap is, it’s the one Marianne wears in this painting!

Vinicius: I don’t remember Marianne wearing bras.

Sumi: No, I drew it myself. I don’t want this video to be demonetized.

(Everyone laughed)

Coal: Zero!

Sumi

Coal: Sumi, your word is… Inuksuk!

Sumi: Inuksuk?! I’m from BC! Watch and learn! I-n-u-k-s-u-k!

Coal: Correct, wow…

Sumi: Or i-n-u-k-s-h-u-k!

Coal: Also correct! Wow…

Burke: So much for someone indigenous…

Borobi: I’m indigenous too mate!

Coal: Next one, Miga is blind, apologize to her now or Mukmuk will smash you!

Sumi: it’s not a word, it’s a sentence!

Coal: Exactly! Ever since Sidemascots 1.1 you did not apologize to her for forcing her to watch your shit YouTube videos! And now it’s 1.10!

Burke: 1.1 and 1.10 is the same value.

Vinicius: Hey! We hate maths!

(Generously illustrated by @lettucecookiebrainrot7. If you want to illustrate one segment, a whole episode even, of the Sidemascots, DM me!)

(Mukmuk holds a miniature rifle)

Sumi: Woah oh… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Coal: Classic. One point!

Burke

Coal: First one, Cristiano Ronaldo!

Burke: Are you trying to piss me off? C-r-i-s-t-i-a-n-o R-o-n-a-l-d-o.

Coal: How about Brisbane Roar?

Burke: B-r-i-s-b-a-n-e R-o-a-r.

Borobi: Shit, he got over that FC25 game I’ve played with him.

Coal: How about the Atlanta Falcons?

Burke: I QUIT!

Coal: You can’t quit!

Burke: I can and I just did. COLLEGE FOOTBALL GALORE!

Coal: Two points.

Miraitowa

Coal: Miraitowa, Spell Dotonburi.

Miraitowa: In Japanese characters or romanized?

Coal: Romanized. I don’t read manga.

(Everyone laughed)

Miraitowa: D-o-t-o-n-b-u-r-i.

Coal: Correct! Next one, ahem, pronounce Aokigahara.

Burke: Come on, it’s so obvious!

Miraitowa: There is no way I’m doing something that is linked with a canceled YouTuber!

Burke: Me?

Wenlock: No, Logan Paul.

Miraitowa: I’ll take one point. That’s better than none.

Vinicius: Shit.

Wenlock

Coal: Wenlock, spell Llanfair.

Wenlock: L-l-a-n-f-a-i-r-p-w-l-l-g-w-n-g-w-l-l… oh my, it’s been a long time since I have a trip to Wales…

Coal: Fail!

Wenlock: Knew it.

Coal: Zero points!

Vinicius: Come on four-leaf clover… do your thing.

Mandeville

Coal: Welcome to the Sidemascots Mandeville!

Mandeville: Hope I won’t be as pissed as Wenlock…

Coal: Llanfair.

Mandeville: I QUIT!

Vinicius: Oh no, I think we’ll potentially have one Sidemascots member who got hired and fired on THE SAME DAY.

Wenlock: It’s like an average Premier League manager!

(Everyone laughed)

Coal: Zero.

Borobi

Coal: Borobi, your word is… Yugambeh!

Borobi: Definition please mate?

Coal: Definition: an Aboriginal Australian people of Southeast Queensland and the Northern rivers of New South Wales.

Borobi: Well according to MY dictionary, it’s an Aboriginal Aussie people who’s at the verge of extinction until Borobi saves them.

Coal: Disqualified for using the dictionary!

Everyone: BOROBI!

Borobi: Oh… sorry mate.

Coal: Zero points.

Sumi: Another name in the pot.

Tina

Coal: Tina, your word is… Manchester!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Tina: Manchester? M-a-n-c-h-e-s-t-e-r!

Vinicius: Shit.

Coal: How about the great city of Istanbul?

Tina: I-s-t-a-n-b-u-l.

Sumi: Double shit!

Coal: How about…

Tina: Madrid?

Coal: No, Lakaka.

Tina: I QUIT!

(Everyone laughed)

Vinicius: Wait a minute, Tina, how do you get over that Istanbul PTSD?

Tina: We tied against Manchester City away from home in this season’s Champions League!

Vinicius and Sumi: Ohhhhhhh…

Sumi: Shit.

Vinicius: What about Lakaka?

Tina: Lakaka? (spits) Belgian B**ch!

Wenlock: To be honest, she isn’t the first one to be mad at Lakaka…

(Everyone laughed)

Coal: Two points.

Honohon

Coal: Whoever you are…

Honohon: Whoever I am?! Asian Games mascots are the most underrated type of mascots in the world!

(Everyone laughed)

Coal: Your word is… Mashle!

Honohon: Mashle?!

Coal: It’s a mix of One Punch Man and Harry Potter, plus a legit theme song!

Honohon: Now singing Bling-bang-bang-bling-bang-bang-bling-bang-bang-born!

Coal: What?

Honohon and Miraitowa: Bling-bang-bang-bling-bang-bang-bling-bang-bang-born!

Coal: Stop!

Honohon and Miraitowa: Bling-bang-bang-bling-bang-bang-bling-bang-bang-born! To the next, to the 1番上!

Coal: Fail!

Honohon: What?!

Coal: It’s M-a-s-h-l-e. Not Bling-bang-bang-bling-bang-bang-bling-bang-bang-born!

Honohon: Shit.

Miraitowa: Don’t worry, this game is corrupt on purpose.

Someity: What has Mirai become…

Coal: Zero!

Someity

Someity: Am I allowed to choke anyone in this studio?

Vinicius: No.

Someity: Why not? I want to choke Miraitowa.

Miraitowa: Hey! We’re still friends!

Coal: Your word is… Meat lover!

Someity: I quit!

(Everyone laughed)

Sumi: Vegans!

(Someity breaks Sumi’s neck with her telekinesis)

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Miraitowa: Too far-

(Someity breaks Mirai’s neck too)

Honohon: Are you okay, Mirai?!

Miraitowa: someone… call me… an ambulance…

Someity: YOU’RE AN AMBULANCE!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

Sumi: Mirasome fell off quickly.

Coal: Zero!

The final scores

Coal: Burke and Tina gets one Amazon gift card each!

Tina: I’m sorry- I don’t shop online, I only go to my favorite club’s merchandise store.

Burke: Me too!

Coal: Oh. Vinicius, Wenlock, Mandeville, Honohon, Borobi, and Someity all have zero!

Burke: Wenlock, Mandeville and Borobi failed despite English is their first language? Losers!

Mandeville: Hey, we got sabotaged!

Wenlock: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

Borobi: And I pulled out a dictionary!

Coal: Which means it’s time for a drawing of lots! 6 balls in the bowl…

Mandeville: I counted and it’s 7.

Coal: Oh, 7 pots in the bowl. (Picks up one at random then opens it) The person who will get kicked out the Sidemascots is…

(Vinicius, Wenlock, Mandeville, Honohon, Borobi, and Someity crossed their fingers)

Coal: Coal!

Vinicius, Wenlock, Mandeville, Honohon, Borobi, and Someity: COAL?!

Wenlock: That’s you!

Coal: Oh really?

Vinicius, Wenlock, Mandeville, Honohon, Borobi, and Someity: REALLY!

Vinicius: Imagine being so stupid you forgot your name.

(Everyone laughed)

Borobi: Wait a minute, who put Coal’s name in the pot mate?

OC IV: Me!

Everyone: WHAT?!

OC IV: I don’t want to start another sh*t poll. Everyone are safe!

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

OC IV: Coal, on Sidemascots’ behalf, you’re banned for the rest of the season!

Coal: Why?!

OC IV: You said “mascots recover from worse injuries”, but since then Powder and the Phryges didn’t revive! And Miga hasn’t recovered from her visual impairment!

Coal: Who are the Phryges?

OC IV: Oh. You heard nothing. (backs out)

Coal: Oh.

OC IV: Try to overturn this ban you coyote b**ch! Just so you know, we have lawyers from Manchester.

Coal: oh, bugger…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Sumi: Hit like, share, repost, follow, rinse and repeat!

Vinicius: If you like this and have any ridiculous ideas, email us by clicking the “Sidemascots suggestions” button on this profile’s bio NOW!

Sumi: Make sure to also check out the Zoubidians vs. the Azizans, @sashley1912’s brand new cash-in!

Vinicius: Next episode? WHO CARES!

Sumi: Set the like and subscribe buttons to cook…

Vinicius: What?

Everyone: OR YOU’RE IN THE HOOK!

(lights dim)

Vinicius: That phrase AGAIN?

Sumi: What’s wrong?

Vinicius: It’s… *sigh* never mind…

Tom: HEY, WAIT FOR M-

[justsome-di]

New WIP that will sit neglected until NEUD is done. Introducing: Angel. This is my messy, mini-wip intro.

If you like kpop or stories about messy celebrity drama, then you’ll love Angel. It’s not exactly a romance. It’s sort of like a late coming-of-age story because Angel is a bit emotionally immature and is just now getting teenage experiences at 22.

Here’s a lil excerpt I typed up this week:

Cas Solo, pictured left, with family at Meka Solo’s trial on Thursday. The pop artist attended court in a show of support with the rest of the Solo family while his group mates made an appearance at this weekend’s charity concert, pictured right.

Meka Solo’s trial will continue next week.

“It’s free publicity for the group,” Cas said.

Angel rubbed his palms on his joggers. Dae sighed and laid the newspaper down on his cluttered desk. His desk was usually so pristine and nice, but they had just wrapped awards season and were neck-deep in a contract negotiation year. Angel tried cutting him some slack. Even if he was certain the exact same paper cup of coffee on his desk had been there last week at their last meeting.

“It’s not good publicity, idiot,” Miga said.

“I’m not in control of what the press says about my family! Not any more than you!��

“My family isn’t part of some insane conspiracy.”

“That we know of.” Cas pointed a finger at Miga and winked. “We don’t know what secrets your wholesome parents are hiding.”

Miga sneered. Angel pressed his hands into his knees. He didn’t know why he had to be there. He had done what he was supposed to. He had attended the concert, said something cute for the fans, and promised they would be back to making music soon—even though that was, probably, not entirely true.

He didn’t even drink at the concert! That was a huge thing for him, and he was a little put out that he wasn’t getting any praise for staying sober for a whole event.

Dae waved his hands. “Boys, boys. Calm down.”

“Yeah, Miga, calm down,” Cas said. “My uncle might be going to prison. Have some sympathy.”

“Your uncle isn’t going to prison,” Ste said, rubbing his eyes. He seemed more tired than usual. “At worst, he’ll go to some fancy resort that gets called a prison. Rich political dynasties don’t go to normal prison.”

“And even if he is going to prison, doesn’t he deserve it?” Miga asked.

Cas opened his mouth in feigned shock. Then, quickly closed it with half-lidded eyes. “Probably. Guys kinda a dick, apparently.”

“He laundered money,” Miga said. “He stole money from his campaign funds. And he hates, like, every marginalized group in the country.”

“Yeah.”

“Why even go to these trials?”

“I—“ Cas sighed. He reigned himself in. “You don’t get it. Your family’s perfect.”

“They’re not perfect. They just don’t run political campaign scams.”

Cas looked like he wanted to protest. But he just wilted in his chair. “That’s fair. You got me there.”

“Cas, keep doing what your family wants you to do,” Dae said. Angel didn’t miss how Miga rolled his eyes. “You three, thank you for going to the concert. It was good. Even if two of you boys were missing.”

“I don’t get why Kai couldn’t be fucked to come back for one lousy appearance,” Cas said.

“He’s busy in LA,” Angel said.

“More like getting busy,” Cas laughed.

Miga rolled his eyes again, more dramatically to let his disapproval be known, but Angel caught a little smile. Ste pressed his fist into his mouth and turned his head to the side.

“Yeah,” Angel said. “He’s busy writing music.”

“He’s—oh, Skye.” Cas smile, genuinely. “Yeah. That’s what he’s doing. You’re right.”

“What else would he be doing?”

“Aw, Angel,” Ste cooed. “He’s been with Izzy this entire time. They’ve definitely been finding loopholes in our contracts, if you know what I mean.”

Angel didn’t get it. Their contracts said a lot of things. It was why their current negotiations were going on for months. There were clauses about performing with other artists. A lot about money and royalties and how the boys were credited when they were featured artists.

Maybe Kai was looking for new ways to let them work with other artists. Izzy was great, and Angel could believe that Kai was going to push to record with her one day. Whenever NXT came back.

Angel looked to Dae, ready to ask what loopholes there could be, but Dae looked beyond pissed. His face was red, and his hands were balled into fists on top of the newspaper. The rest of the boys were sinking down into their chairs.

“You boys can leave,” Dae said. His voice was quiet, and his tone was curt.

They all got up and headed out of the ridiculously large office. As they walked out the door and onto the top floor of their agency, Cas threw his arm around Angel, and Angel tried to pretend like it gave him comfort. Ste and Miga walked ahead, toward their security at the other end of the lobby.

Angel missed Kai. He handled himself and the group a lot better than Cas did. When they sat in those meetings with Dae, Kai spoke politely and treaded carefully. And Cas did his best to be there for the boys when he stepped in as pseudo-interim-leader. But it wasn’t ever the same.

Angel loved Cas. More than anything. But Cas lacked manners and didn’t think before he spoke.

Better yet, Kai was normal. Like Angel. He didn’t come from a political dynasty like Cas. His parents weren’t famous actors like Miga’s. His mother didn’t own a wildly popular cosmetic line like Ste’s.

Kai’s parents sang in bars and taught music lessons in Los Angeles. They scraped and saved to help Kai get into the pop industry when they moved back to Cadapor. That was why Kai carried himself the way he did. He knew how hard it was to get to where they were.

And that was why Angel liked hanging out with Eisle so much. Eisle lived in a modest apartment with his modest home studio set-up. He didn’t know anyone who had any ties to anything. It was probably why he let himself be the way he was—long hair, jewelry. He sat with his legs crossed and painted his nails.

No one tied to a public family or a huge record label could ever be free like that.

“Cas?” Angel asked.

Cas’s arm tightened around his shoulder. “Yeah?”

“You don’t believe anything that your family believes, right?”

“What do you mean?”

“They’re conservative. Do you—”

“Oh, fuck no. If I did, I’d have an easy life as a politician right now. I’d take my spot as a legacy representative. Why do you ask?”

“I was curious.”

“I think if I was bigoted and gross and hated immigration and poor people, I probably wouldn’t keep a secret from you guys. Also, Kai is an immigrant. Technically. And he’s one of my best friends.”

Angel wasn’t scared to ask his next question, but his stomach churned in knots. What if Cas ever met Eisle and couldn’t see how great he was? What if he didn’t approve of their friendship?

“So, you don’t hate gay people, either?” Angel asked.

Cas’s arm slackened a little. “No. Of course not. Why are you asking me all these questions?”

“I’m just curious. Your family is in the paper every day, and you’re with them—”

Cas stopped walking. He turned to Angel and laid one hand on each shoulder. His face was serious. More serious than Angel had ever seen him.

“Skye, don’t ever think that I share my family’s beliefs, okay? I have to go to all these trials as publicity stunts. It’s just like the stuff I have to do with NXT. It’s just like that.”

Angel didn’t think it was anything like what they did for NXT’s image. As a member of NXT, Cas got to cuddle puppies and tell people to adopt at their local shelter. He got to donate money to schools and visit sick children in hospitals. He posed at museums to advocate for the arts. He had once planted a tree with an environmentalist group.

As the son of politicians, Cas had to sit in criminal trials. He had been pictured as a child at election parties, confetti the color of the Cadaporian flag swimming in the air around him. He had stood dutifully next to his uncles and grandfather at rallies as they shouted that the country was heading down a dangerous path.

Angel saw a great difference. But he also didn’t know it like Cas did. As long as Cas was with the rest of them, as long as they were NXT, Angel wouldn’t worry.

—

When Kai and Angel first met, Angel was still Skye. He was 14, and he sung at a resort for rich tourists. Kai was 18 and very mature.  

They were being scouted by the same agent at the same time, and Kai had shown up to one of his shows to see what “that kid” was all about. It was just a small performance. A few songs that half the tourists listened to and half the tourists ate through. But Kai sat at a table in the back—he would have sat closer, but all the rich people had reservations. And no one was entirely willing to put a local teenager at the front.

After the show, Kai sneaked backstage and found Angel in a dressing room with two other performers. Kai looked like a grown up. He wore a sports jacket that was too big for him—it was from his father’s closet, Angel found out later when their agency made him return it for a proper-fitting suit. He smiled, and he held out his hand for Angel to limply shake.

Angel was so stunned by him that he thought that Kai was from their agency, ready to sign him on for a deal right then. But Kai introduced himself as a fellow scouted artist. Angel liked how he said it. Artist. Angel had been referred to as an entertainer, a performer, talent, kid. But never an artist.

Kai said he had a lot of talent, and he hoped they ended up signing with the same label. Kai was hoping to go solo, but there had been talks about getting him in a pop group. Angel, Kai was certain, was going to end up a soloist. He was great on stage. Kai couldn’t imagine an agency taking the spotlight off of him.

Angel was over the moon at that compliment. Him? A soloist? He didn’t know about that. Angel was just lucky a scout had noticed him among the dozen other people who performed at that resort, all trying to make their way into the music industry.

Kai bought him ice cream and soda at the bar that evening. It was a lot of money, Angel thought at the time. But Kai paid for it all like it was nothing. He pulled out his wallet and handed the bartender wrinkled bills.

Angel still remembered how the ice cream tasted. The sugar lingered on the back of his tongue and on the roof of his mouth. He still remembered the way the glass bottle hit the bar in front of him. The server set it down, hard, and the drink almost fizzed over from the impact. He wasn’t interested in serving Kai and Angel. There were rich people around whose tips got more generous the drunker they got on the resort’s fancy cocktails.

Kai didn’t eat that night. And looking back on it, he probably didn’t have the money to buy Angel sweets and buy himself anything.

Really, that happened more often than not in those days. Kai would buy the boys treats and sit with nothing in front of him. Even now, when they all had more money than they knew what to do with, Kai made sure the others had food in front of them before he bothered with himself.

Angel missed Kai. 

[lepartidelamort]

US Charges Three for Alleged Iranian Plot to Murder Donald Trump.

It's a very predictable plot line.

MIGA, a hilarious meme I promoted as far back as 2018 when Trump was refusing to build a wall while doing everything for Israel, has become real. These billboards are all over Israel.

I wrote earlier today about the Jewish plan to create Ukraine style leftist sentiment for a war with Iran, which is currently happening with the supposed “human rights democracy abuse” of sending a woman walking around half naked to the mental hospital.

However, it’s clear that with Trump in office, Jews are going to be primarily focused on stirring up right-wing support for their war on Iran. Claiming that Iran is attempting to murder Trump is a good start to this campaign.

RT:

An Iranian national and two Americans have been charged with involvement in a murder-for-hire plot to assassinate President-elect Donald Trump, as well as an Iranian dissident, the US Department of Justice has announced. Farhad Shakeri, Carlisle ‘Pop’ Rivera and Jonathon Loadholt were named in the criminal complaint unveiled on Friday by the Southern District of New York. Rivera was arrested in Brooklyn and Loadholt in Staten Island. Shakeri is “believed to reside” in Iran and remains at large. “The charges announced today expose Iran’s continued brazen attempts to target US citizens, including President-elect Donald Trump, other government leaders and dissidents who criticize the regime in Tehran,” FBI Director Christopher Wray said in a statement. Shakeri, 51, immigrated to the US as a child but was deported in 2008 after serving 14 years in prison on a robbery conviction. The DOJ alleges he is an asset of the Islamic  Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), who used “a network of criminal associates he met in prison” to spy on targets and plot their deaths. Rivera, 49 and Loadholt, 36, were allegedly promised $100,000 by Shakeri to stalk and kill an unidentified Iranian dissident (Victim-1). According to the DOJ, Shakeri had several “recorded interviews with law enforcement agents,” in which he said he was tasked by the IRGC on October 7 to provide a plan for killing Trump. “During the interview, Shakeri claimed he did not intend to propose a plan to kill Trump within the timeframe set by the IRGC,” the DOJ noted. It was unclear why Shakeri has not been arrested.

See that? They’re claiming they interviewed this guy and he said he was hired to plan to kill Trump. But they didn’t arrest him for that, and instead, according to them, they allowed him to flee to Iran.

Why was he even allowed back in the US after being deported in 2008?

We don’t even know that he was in the US, let alone that he was interviewed by the FBI. He’s the source of this claim of an assassination plot, and he’s apparently gone. See how convenient that is?

If he was actually hired to plan the assassination of Trump, it could just as easily have been the FBI itself that hired him. There are FBI informants crawling through every Islamic diaspora in the United States. They are saying he was recruited in prison, a place filled with fed snitches.

But again: we don’t even know that he returned to the United States. We don’t know anything. This is all “just trust me, bro” from the very honest people at the FBI and the DOJ.

Of course, the story is being shilled uncritically by the entire US media. Hilarious to see Fox News claiming that anything the Merrick Garland DOJ claims is a fact.

This is cartoonish.

Remember that the media was suggesting that the person who allegedly scraped Trump’s ear was possibly working for Iran.

What the Jewish media is doing is attempting to drum up support for Israel’s war with Iran by claiming that the great leader of MAGA, Donald Trump, is being targeted by them.

Frankly, it wouldn’t be totally surprising if there was yet another assassination attempt – which could even be successful – that the media/feds would blame on Iran and use to support their war agenda. This is reminiscent of that ridiculous anthrax hoax that was used to promote the Israel-backed US war against Iraq.

Remember that on the campaign trail, Trump threatened to totally obliterate Iran.

This is obviously where this is all going. I don’t know how that could not be obvious to anyone. You’re watching it all unfold. It’s a very predictable plot line.

Andrew Anglin for the DailyStormer

[swordshapedleaves]

I *really* want to infodump about the messed up feywild encounters I have planned for my party but literally half the current party is my mutuals on here... I COULD write about what they've seen so far though!

Gonna tag these Migas Campaign for all your future searching/blocking pleasure!

[snowydawn17]

If Migas is canonically dead you bet your ass I’m leading the “au where they brought the holon maintenance guy with them when they went on the run” campaign

[tacochippy]

Hiiii mutuall <33 I saw you relogged the ask game so here are my questions:

what’s your feel-good movie?

do you still love stuffed animals?

favorite piece of clothing?

which character would you want to be?

ANNND also any question of your choice, if you so choose :] I hope ur day has been good so far!

Finding Nemo. It has a very special place in my heart

YES I HAVE A MOUNTAIN OF THEM THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD. I have three that are more special than the others though. Miga, I've had him since I was 6. Simon, the all knowing sheep. And unnamed boy who I can hold or rest my head upon.

My hoodie is probably my favourite. I cant leave the house without it unless I'm going to the beach or something. (I have sensory issues, so my hoodie covers my arms and hands sometimes so I can safely touch things without feeling awful)

If my own character I think my mothsona or gamesona? Ooh or honeybee from my dnd campaign. If from an actual thing I'd say the spaghetti apple tater ghost from buzz feed unsolved.

I literally can't think of any genuine character I wish to be djdnksjskw

[dramstreet]

Glen Moray single malt Scotch whisky has announced a partnership with the award-winning chef and food writer Ben Tish, to celebrate the origins of some of its most popular cask finishes. The new ‘Cask Stories’ campaign will dive into the world of wood to explore the importance of cask flavour and character in creating Glen Moray’s Port, Sherry, Madeira and Fired Oak expressions. Ben, who is the Culinary Director of London’s Norma Restaurant and Stafford Hotel, has a long held passion for the food and flavours of Mediterranean and Moorish regions. He has created a delicious selection of easy to make tapas dishes and cocktails - inspired by each Glen Moray whisky, the cask it is finished in and his extensive travels exploring the culinary traditions of Porto, Jerez and Madeira. And as a barbecue expert, Ben has also created an option to match the smoky, charred flavours of Glen Moray’s Fired Oak expression. Food and drink fans will be taken on a journey through Glen Moray’s ‘cask hotspots’, as Ben shares stories of his favourite bars, restaurants and dining memories, and the creative spark behind each tapas dish and drink. Ben’s long standing head sommelier Julien Hennebelle has collaborated with him to create four long, refreshing Glen Moray cocktails – perfect for summer drinking and packed with flavour to pair perfectly with each tapas dish. Ben and the Glen Moray team will be sharing stories, recipes, cocktails ideas and a series of films over the summer, with Instagram live events planned for August. Ben commented: ‘I’m really excited to be working with Glen Moray and developing Mediterranean inspired recipes to match these brilliant whiskies. I’ve loved Mediterranean food for years and my latest book Moorish focuses on the regions that are covered in the Elgin cask series. The flavours of the whisky are clear and fresh - perfect for my style and a pleasure to work with. Some great summery cocktails too, from our bar man and sommelier Julien.’ Glen Moray’s UK Sales Director Claire Baigrie added: ‘Glen Moray is one of the most adventurous malt whiskies available and we have always pushed the boundaries when it comes to the casks we use for maturation. Our new partnership with Ben is a way to really explore and celebrate these flavours, and the wonderful results of our new make spirit meeting seasoned casks from different parts of the world. Ben is an absolute expert in the places where our casks originate and we are thrilled to have him tell our cask stories to food and drink lovers. This is an invitation to come with us on a journey to learn more about flavour and to enjoy whisky in a way that really breaks down the barriers of how and when single malt whisky should be enjoyed. At a time when summer holidays to these regions are limited, we hope Glen Moray fans will enjoy the ride!’ Port Cask Finish Mussels with cinnamon, lemon, marjoram, bay and migas. Lightly steamed mussels with fresh, spicy and citrusy flavours to complement the Port Cask whisky’s notes – topped with crispy ‘migas’ breadcrumbs which are a Portuguese staple. The Lossimonatta: a light, refreshing blend of Port Cask Finish, the juice of red berries, cherry liqueur and lemonade, served over ice and inspired by the River Lossie running next to the Glen Moray Distillery. Fired Oak Cumin rubbed grilled pork pinchos with almond alioli A sweet, smokey barbecued street food that works with the deep charred flavours of Fired Oak whisky The Elgin Fizz: a refreshing summer combination of smoky Glen Moray Fired Oak, spicy ginger liqueur and sweet sparkling apple juice, served over ice. Madeira Cask Roasted peaches with orange flower honey, mascarpone, pistachios Madeira has the most wonderful peach varieties, and the sweet caramelised peach juices and aromatic honey are a great match for the Madeira cask’s flavours. The Whisky Rose Julep: an exotic, full-flavoured combination of Madeira matured whisky, rose syrup and fresh mint, served over ice. Fried courgette flowers, goats cheese and honey The combination of rich, salty cheese and sweet honey works perfectly with the Sherry Cask’s notes. Reminiscent of the fried flowers served in every Spanish tapas bar over the summer months. The Oloroso Breeze. A long, delicious Mediterranean style drink, mixing Glen Moray Sherry Cask Finish, sherry vermouth and sparkling San Pellegrino Bitter – served with a slice of orange. BEN TISH Ben Tish is the Culinary Director of London’s Norma Restaurant and the Stafford Hotel, and is established as cooking at the forefront of the modern tapas scene. At the Stafford Ben oversees the hotel’s food offering including the Game Bird restaurant, the American bar and private dining. In September 2019 he opened the critically-acclaimed Norma - a Sicilian-Moorish influenced restaurant on London’s Charlotte Street featuring a bespoke raw bar serving Sicilian style crudos, Classically trained with over 20 years’ experience, Ben spent his formative career working with Michelin starred chefs such as Jason Atherton and Stephen Terry at various ground breaking London restaurants. He went on to head up his own operations at the Italian restaurant Al Duca in St James, London, and the Crinan Hotel in the West Highlands. More recently he was Chef Director and Partner of the Salt Yard Group - a group of 5 highly-acclaimed modern Spanish / Italian restaurants in Central London. Ben is also an accomplished and award winning food writer with three published cook books. Moorish, his last book, was published in April 2019 and was named cook book of the year in the Times Magazine. Ben will publish his fourth book SICILA in Summer 2021. He appears regularly on TV including Saturday Kitchen, Sunday Brunch, and Masterchef and writes for Delicious, The Guardian, The Telegraph, The Times, Noble Rot, Restaurant Magazine, Chef Magazine, and other publications.

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Dungeons and Dragons stuff

Ran the first session for a homebrewn Disney themed D&D thing. Running six players simultaneously is like herding cats, but somehow we managed. 

Being a dm without handbook is hard. It’s hard and no one understands. Being a dm without handbook while one of the players does have a handbook makes things incredibly complicated. It’s usually small things, but it made preparing the whole campaign a lot more tedious for me.

Holy shit, this began horribly. The two players that are dating decided to have a fight and both left the festivities, prompting a third player not to show up at all. So the tutorial missions were done by only half the team, but we had our opening. Caribbean pirate Alvida Silvers, keymaster Yuna Lionheart and wildling Leto Migas were on their way. They met up with 3 important disney princesses, hung out with Doctor Facilier and flirted with Jane Porter. Their mission: finding out if Alice has anything to do with the literal theft of Anna’s heart....... They didn’t make a lot of progress.

So we rescheduled a big party meetup. I agreed to slot the absent players into the story as they progressed. During their first fight, an assassin named Seline Savatier entered the fray, sent to shadow them and if necessary finish their target. When confronting honest John at the inn, they ran into a charming rogue fellow named Nolan Whiteridge. Finally, when they were stopped at the gates of Arendelle, a friendly cleric named Gwen Scarlatina was so kind as to produce the right paperwork, being an acquintance of Elsa herself.

Arendelle was awfully chilly. Elsa quadruppled the guard and effectively sealed the country after her sister’s heart got nabbed. The palace and the portals to other Disney realms in particular were reinforced by massive snowgolems. Yuna persuaded Kristoff however, to create a distraction, so they could enter the castle......

I had this entire castle planned out. Mostly deserted but with some traps, treasure and uncomfortable NPC’s that carried valuable exposition. All that work for naught, as the players instantly located the royal chambers due to a two lucky rolls.

The party had the smarts to send Gwen in first to converse with Elsa. Anyone else would have been seen as a hostile and treated as such. Instead, they negotiated passage to Wonderland, royal dinner and a place to sleep. They would trough the portal in the morning.

I guess familiarity with the source material breeds comfort, cause everyone went through the rabbit hole without a second thought. They landed in a kitchen containing a suspicious purple cat, a fridge with three interesting potions and a talking door with two locks. After a lot of contemplating, Alvida and Nolan drank of the blue and the yellow potion, shrinking one and doing nothing to the other.

Drinking the potions prompted the heartless, grimm to spawn. Alvida attempted to wrestle a mouse for a key to one of the locks while Nolan decided to manually pick the other..... with a natural 20. The rest was testing out their combat, as it was the first fight for a lot of the players. Yay for giving tutorials. Alvida wasn’t making much headway with the mouse situation, so she cast sleep..... which is an aoe ability and also hit Gwen the Cleric. 

After they opened the door to Wonderland proper, we spent pretty much all day rolling dice, so people were too drained to continue.

[biofunmy]

Ty Haney’s Outdoor Voices Work Diary: Doing Things and #doingthings

10 a.m. I do my best thinking in the mornings, so I like to structure my days to start with creative meetings. Today, it was all about the Exercise Dress and figuring out how we can showcase all the activities that can be done while wearing it for an upcoming campaign. I’m talking from running a marathon to skateboarding to boxing and everything in between.

Noon If it weren’t for Sierra, my assistant/right hand, I’d probably never remember to eat lunch, because I naturally have a lot of energy and am usually running back and forth, bouncing from one thing to the next. We tried keto for a solid two weeks, and then it was back to pizza and salads. She always changes it up on me, so I never know what we’re going to get.

6 p.m. It’s starting to get hot in Austin, so I’m trying to take advantage of earlier evening jogs while it’s bearable. Tonight I did my usual three-mile, recreationally paced jog around Lady Bird Lake downtown and caught my first sighting of the bats under the South Congress bridge. This city is pretty special in the summertime.

Tuesday

8 a.m. Our creative team leaders are in Austin this week from New York, so we grabbed breakfast from Veracruz, the best spot for migas tacos, which happens to be a block away from our office, to chat about how things are going. Our creative director said we needed to get an outdoor conference room, and I’m pretty down for it.

11 a.m. Sit with our store design team to review initial plans for our flagship opening in Austin. It’s in this perfect little spot right off the Lady Bird Lake trail and next to Deep Eddy Pool, one of my favorite spots. It used to be a place called RunTex, a specialty store that opened in the ’80s and was the hub for the running community in Austin — a huge part of what made Austin the recreational destination it is now. It was the place for gear, the meeting spot for race training groups, and they always had jugs of water on the trail for passers-by. They closed in 2013, and then a pawnshop moved in. When the space became available this year, we had to jump on it.

2 p.m. Back when we were small enough and working out of our Canal Street office in New York, we used to get coffee and treats from the Smile restaurant and gather to talk about company news, milestones and hang. Ever since, we’ve called our monthly all-hands meetings “The Smile” to always remember our beginnings.

4:35 p.m. Time for a puppy break. Juice and Pony are small, but they require a lot of T.L.C., and we have a small dog park at our office that’ll keep them occupied.

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Many PDP members join APC in Jigawa

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Many PDP members join APC in Jigawa

Many PDP members join APC in Jigawa

The Governor of Zamfara State, Abdulaziz Yari, and his counterpart Abubakar Badaru of Jigawa State, on Wednesday received several decampees from the opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Jigawa.

Mr Yari was in Jigawa to compliment President Muhammadu Buhari’s recent visit to the state. He was also billed to commission projects that were not commissioned by the president during his two-day working visit to the state.

The PDP had earlier described Mr Buhari’s visit to Jigawa as a laughable charade. It said the projects commissioned by the president were not worth mentioning.

But Mr Badaru said the projects were many and the president did not have ample time to commission them.

The event, which took place at Jahun Local Government Area of the state witnessed the commissioning of the Jahun township road and that of Gagarawa Bosowa.

At the event, the state party chairman, Sani Kiri commended the the leader of the decampees, Ibrahim Aujara for leading them (decampees) “to replace their PDP membership cards with that of the APC.”

Mr Kiri assured all the decampees of fair and equal treatment in the party.

Meanwhile, at the same event, irate youth protested against the member representing Jahun/Miga constituency, Sa’idu Miga, chanting derogatory songs even as they attempted to pull him out of his car. They were reportedly angry at his poor performance.

The police had to wade in by securing the lawmaker from the angry mob.

In his remarks, Mr Yari, described the mammoth crowd gathered at the occasion as overwhelming. He said Mr Badaru would not need to come back to the area for a reelection campaign going by the support he enjoys.

He also expressed satisfaction with the governor’s performance despite the low internally generated income of the state.

Mr Badaru commended President Buhari for Paris club refund and other interventions to the states.

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The Nuclear Option: Trump Bucks Establishment Yet Again by Keeping Campaign Promise

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The Nuclear Option: Trump Bucks Establishment Yet Again by Keeping Campaign Promise

Move over, MAGA. Hello, MIGA!

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So our current party of friends (queer) aka the Migas consists of:

Yurgin, the bugbear forge cleric of a trickster god. He's a grumpy old man, loves giving people gifts they deserve. Hella trauma and a nevernude.

Dark, beefy dragonborn barbarian with a couple levels in paladin. A chill, good hearted bro from a swamp. Devoted to a goddess of nature and death.

Lia, an eladrin druid who is from the feywild. She was trapped on the prime material for a bit but was having a good time and now she's back where her actions matter to her real life. Loves a good prank.

Thespyr, the newest member of the group, a Triton cleric of a god of storms. He has some dark secret history with the feywild but is focusing on their current goal.

And speaking of their current goal! Why the fuck are they in the feywild you ask? Because my lovable npc eladrin, Lopo the alchemist, needs to be escorted home. He has spent the last several months being held hostage by evil wererat criminals and did not have a good time.

He knows the way home but fears to travel on his own, so the party is escorting him there. Home for Lopo is the Court of Summer Rains, which is ruled by a cruel and beautiful Archfey known as the Emerald Terror. You might have heard the famous human bard Dolly Parton sing about her in her hit song, Jolene.

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Donald Trump moves U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem, keeps campaign promise - Washington Times

Move over, MAGA. Hello, MIGA! The international diplomatic juggernaut statesman that is President Donald J. Trump promised us MAGA (Make America Great Again). Now we are getting MIGA (Make Israel Great Again) as a bonus. via Pocket from bitly http://bit.ly/2rIuY3v via IFTTT

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Best Digital Agency In Indonesia

As part of the service industry, a digital agency is a service that bridges digital campaign activities and consulting for the results expected by the company. As the business grows in the digital world, more and more companies believe that the role of digital agency is so important. No wonder when more and more digital agencies are popping up in Indonesia. For that reason, we have summarized the best digital agency list in Indonesia! 1. Arfadia Founded in 2010, Arfadia is renowned as the best digital agency in Indonesia, especially in the field of Information Technology and Multimedia. Arfadia prioritizes customer satisfaction by providing the best service and quality. To that end, Arfadia has received various certificates such as Quality Management System ISO 9001: 2008, Environmental Management System ISO 14001: 2004, and OHSAS 18001: 2007 Management System Occupational Health and Safety. The Arfadia portfolio covers a wide range of fields, from fashion areas like DAMN! I Love Indonesia, BUMN (BPJS Ketenagakerjaan, Perusahaan Pengelola Aset, etc.), International Organization (UCLG ASPAC, KOMPAK, MCA Indonesia), Non-Structural State Institution (SKK Migas), Non-Ministry Government Institution (BKPM, ANRI, etc) Governments such as the Ministry of Energy and Mineral Resources, Ministry of Finance, Ministry of Village, Development of Disadvantaged and Transmigration Area, Ministry of Social Affairs of the Republic of Indonesia, Ministry of tourism, etc. www.arfadia.com 2. Berakar Komunikasi Berakar Komunikasi is an independent advertising agency established since 2008 that has experienced handling integrated campaigns from a variety of leading brands, such as Gudang Garam and X Mild. In 2014, this agency became the talk after making the 2014 election campaign voluntarily and is considered to contribute to the victory of the presidential candidate at the time. http://berakar.com/ 3. Mirum Originally named X Gravity, Mirum is a digital agency that has 20 branches around the world. By becoming a global digital agency, the company is ready to provide the technology and creative solutions needed by global brands. Mirum will provide strategic and consulting services, creative and content, user experience and platform, analysis and insight, and product and mobile development. In addition, it will also offer digital retail services, media behavioural as well as financial services. www.mirumagency.com 4. Dentsu Indonesia Currently Dentsu Aegis Network Indonesia has 500 employees spread across 16 brand networks, consisting of brand strategy & creative agency (Dentsu Indonesia, Dentsu Strat, Dentsu Sparks), media agencies (Media Palette, Media Cubic, Media Matrix, Carat, Vizeum , Posterscope), digital agencies (Isobar, iProspect, Dentsu Digital Division), content & activation agencies (Amplifi, Amnet, psLIVE) and Dentsu Research Indonesia. Clients that have been handled by Dentsu include Yamaha, Yakult, and Glico. http://dentsuindonesia.co.id/hello/ 5. Krona Krona is a digital marketing agency that helps to promote products or services online. Their goals are to boost the client’s brand awareness, to increase their sales by generating more leads, and to growth-hack their revenue. Called themselves as Digital Mafia, Krona Indonesia has helped brands and companies like Telkom Indonesia, Suzuki and NS Battery achieved their marketing goals each years. www.krona.co.id

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