#Midnight cs

[tiredguyswag]

SORRY FOR BEING DEAD look at my sillies I finally made refs for them :3

also heads up im @the-cs-oc-archives I CANNOT FOLLOW U FROM THERE!! also also READ MY FIC RED THREADS PRETTY PLEASE chapter 2 comes out soonish

[the-cs-oc-archives]

CS OC WEEK DAY 4: TRAGEDY

beware the passage of time! it kills in more ways than you'd expect!

@carmensandiego-ocweek

[detectiveakkineniofficial]

are you comfortable introducing us to your partners? :]

YES ABSOLUTELY. see them beautiful faces

my lovely partners who leech off my tumblr. love you two. get your own damn accounts

[desifandom-draws]

art recap 2023! my main blog is @tiredguyswag <3 lots of carmens and heeras to be seen

[midnightcs]

my beautiful girlfriend ♥️ has locked me out of her account 🙁

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Souper

[at unicorn fuck club] JRR Tolkien: tonight we've got a special story from everyone's favorite fantasy writer GRR Martin: CS Lewis: Peter S Beagle: Hans Christian Andersen: L Frank Baum: Tolkien: whoops shouldn't have said that ha ha Tolkien: i mean, you're all winners in my book

Tolkien: but when i say everyone's favorite fantasy writer Tolkien: i mean terry practchett GRR Martin: oh yeah that's fair CS Lewis: yeah fair Peter S Beagle: fair Hans Christian Andersen: yes yes of course L Frank Baum: that's fair

Terry Pratchett: hello unicorn fuck club today i've got a story about a wizard who is - get this - actually very bad at his job Tolkien: oh ho ho! terry my boy, you've done it again! Pratchett: there's also girl dwarves Tolkien: [suddenly stone-faced] i hate this

Pratchett: but first Pratchett: all this story telling is hungry work! Pratchett: do you happen to have anything to eat around here? Tolkien: are you talking about... Tolkien: having Tolkien: a Tolkien: feast????? Brian Jacques: [squeaking incomprehensibly in rising excitement]

Tolkien: why, terry, my boy, what an idea! Tolkien: instead of merely DESCRIBING a feast, we'll have one! huzzah! Martin: huzzah! Lewis: huzzah! Jacques: [squeaking] i use a mercury head dime as a serving platter!

Pratchett: no no nothing so fancy as that Tolkien: eh? Pratchett: i was more thinking along the lines of Pratchett: soup Tolkien: soup? Pratchett: yeah just a big bowl of heart soup right about now would just be the best thing Pratchett: oo i just love the sound of it!

Pratchett: think about it: no work... no worries... no failures... no waste... when you serve maggi homestyle soups, the finest money can buy yet priced reasonably within your budget Tolkien: interesting! tell us more Pratchett: maggi soup! es ist echt ausgezeichnet!

Pratchett: how often have you had this problem Pratchett: say, you're on a budget but you have to feed your hungry hungry boys Tolkien: oh man i have been there! Tolkien: more times than i can count!

Tolkien: but terry Tolkien: i need something substantial and nourishing for my hungry boys. can maggi soup satisfy? Pratchett: ahh jirt my friend, maggi soup does more than satisfy! Pratchett: as the good people at maggi say, "kartoffelsalat volkswagen fahrvergnugen lebensraum!!"

Tolkien: What's that sizzling sound I hear? Pratchett: Get up! It's soup and eggs, my dear! Martin: What can I cook without much fuss? Pratchett: maggi soup would tickle all of us! Lewis: What's a lunch that's good and quick? Pratchett: Hot Maggi soup mix does the trick!

Pratchett: mm mmm! i tell you, nothing's as good as a rich bowl of maggi soup! buy some today! eat it with someone you love! Neil Gaiman: something's not right here

Gaiman: of course the power of imagination is infinite, friends Gaiman: but in all the worlds in all the multiverses of possibility, i cannot imagine one in which terry pratchett shills for soup Pratchett: [sweats] nein, nein, ich bin der echte terry pratchett!

Gaiman: if you are in fact, the real terry pratchett Gaiman: and not an imposter Gaiman: like the imposter sandman hector hall in The Sandman, vol. 2: The Doll's House Gaiman: then you won't have any trouble telling a joke Pratchett: [sweats] ein witz? du magst ein witz?

Pratchett: [sweats] i mean ha ha of course i can tell a joke Pratchett: i am the real terry pratchett after all Pratchett: [sweating intensifies] and you all know me, i'm a real spaßvogel Pratchett: Pratchett: a-are you sure you wouldn't all rather just have some soup?

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Hi @naffeclipse I'm very normal about your fic. Have some frantic midnight sketches as extra kudos along with some tag rambling :)

[kitty-gray]

Y'all, I might've read Dark Rise too many times but what fuck is this supposed to mean

He looked at the boy with the knife to his throat, the boy whose black eyelashes feathered down against his cheekbones as he glanced away from Kit, and he felt something like a shock of recognition pass through him.

But he was looking curiously at Kit’s eyes as if they reminded him of something.

[thatgreenthingy]

Has nobody noticed how "The Great War" fits the entire Captive Prince trilogy to a Tee. Like ughhhh I WILL be deluding myself thinking Taylor wrote "The Great War" with Capri in mind!!!!!!!

[tiredguyswag]

CARMEN SANDIEGO OC WEEK DAY 1: INTRODUCTION

Cause what better way to introduce them than to announce the first chapter of my CS rewrite! Enjoy!

All other posts for this week here on out will be posted on @the-cs-oc-archives, my OC sideblog :3

[the-cs-oc-archives]

CS OC WEEK DAY 2: MISSION

POV you're about to get fucking TRICKED

There’s so many fun things I could do with his voice claim’s songs so I did this. Would you take the deal?

@carmensandiego-ocweek

[mediapen]

[calamitys-child]

Can my family deliver news in a normal fashion PLEASE

[nightmaresindreamland]

"Seems like you're stomaching the first few hours of our lovely contest well. Feel free to check out how your competition is doing..."

Leaderboard is up.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Furries

JK Rowling: hello children King: oh joanne! you're back from your yacht trip! King: how was the ocean? Rowling: lousssy! the ocean has been infected with gender ideology! King: Rowling: have you heard about the sssea anemonesss King: Rowling: i'm really mad about the sssea anemonesss right now!

Rowling: and not only that Rowling: the transss ruined terfcon '24 by releasssing hundreds of cricketsss in the theater! Barker: hahaha Rowling: it's not funny!!! Rowling: ssssomeone could have been mildly inconvenienced! Barker: hahaha

Rowling: but mostly Rowling: i ssaw an article about this kid who identifiesss asss a cat Rowling: and i 100%, abssolutely, unquestioningly believe it Rowling: i mean, they couldn't put it in a clickbait tabloid headline if it wassn't true

Rowling: imagine! a kid pretending to be a cat! Rowling: once again, you ssee how imagination iss the ssscourge of our times! Rowling: i long for the day when we finally crush the dreamss of childhood! Frank Belknap Long: it's called furry and it's a valid lifestyle!

Rowling: furriesss? i don't know what that iss, sso I'm going to asssume it'ss a tesstossterone thing done by men Rowling: by the way, all my enemiess are men Rowling: being my enemy iss actually the defining trait of a man

Rowling: anyway, anyone i don't like iss a man Rowling: this is feminissm, by the way Angela Carter: this doesn't seem very feminist, joanne Rowling: well, i would expect that kind of thinking FROM A MAN

Long: this fursecution will not stand! Rowling: pfft whatever! Rowling: i'm not going to bother tolerating a bunch of weirdoss who wear animal costumess! Steven Boyett: finally! something we can all agree on!

Boyett: joanne, let me introduce you to my favorite website Boyett: i think you'll really enjoy it too Boyett: it's called Crush Yiff Destroy

Long: you don't understand! Long: furry is a beautiful and valid mode of self-expression! Long: i'd say more, but i'm really not supposed to talk once i put on my fursuit head Long: any further communication will have to be done through paw squeakers

Long: through furry, you can draw yourself as you really are Dean Koontz: whoa! so i would be a Long: yes, a dog Koontz: wow! that's right! how'd you guess? Long: i just had a hunch

Mary Shelley: so you're all pickin' fursonas now, huh? Shelley: clearly i'd be a wolf Long: oh yeah wolves are very popular Shelley: i'd be a LONE wolf Long: yeah lone wolves are very popular

CS Lewis: I'd be a dragon! Long: oh i don't like scalies Franz Kafka: [wearing dysphoria hoodie] my fursona is a cockroach because i'm ugly and worthless Long: i don't like chitonees either

Barker: didn't you put a cat transformation scene into your book? Rowling: yeah but i wrote that transsformation real boring on purposse Rowling: you know, to disscourage kids from thinking about it too much Rowling: it wasn't like when CS Lewis wrote that dragon transssformation sscene Rowling: a real pervert, that guy

Barker: get with the times joanne Barker: that's yesterday's moral panic Barker: we already went through this in the states Barker: i thought Britain was ahead of the states in terms of moral panic Barker: but apparently they're playing catch-up Rowling: goddamnit!! alwaysss two sssstepsss behind!

[i-like-gay-books]

i just finished dark rise yesterday and ive been reading the fence comics while trying not to think about the 16 week hold my library has me on for dark heir and god the way cs pacat has me fully in a chokehold right now is crazy i always forget how effective her writing is until im back in it but oh boy am i