#Michi Mochievee

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Michi Mochievee

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Today's J-fashion wearer is Michi Mochievee, a Vshojo Vtuber! She wears yamikawaii!

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"The One Thing You Can't Replace" - Ex-Niji Version

AKA the closest I'll ever get to discourse-posting. But if you have quotes for Mint, Doki and the rest, by all means send them in!

Maid Mint: Another story I heard about myself... This one happened in Nijisanji. We had this boss, Mr. Tazumi, and I had a kouhai who went to our agency, Rosemi Lovelock. She was in Obsydia and I was in LazuLight, so she was a gen behind me.

Mint: So Mr. Tazumi was an asshole. And one weekend, he and his yacht decided to leave town, which you should never do if you're an asshole. And Rosemi decided to throw a party at the HQ - hooray! So everyone around Niji heard about it, and we all got up individually and said:

Quinn Benet: Okay. Let's go over there and destroy the place.

Mint: I walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world! We were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses - we were running wild.

Mint: I walked down... I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement.

[Cut to Michi Mochievee, jumping onto the pool table]

Mint: One kid took a running start and threw her body onto the pool table and broke it in half.

[Cut to Kuro, plotting mischief]

Mint: Another kid found out which office was Tazumi's and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer.

Mint: So the party was going great.

[Chat cheers]

Mint: I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup - you've seen movies - and I'm standing there, and I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said, like...

Sayu: Something, something, managers.

Mint: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled:

Mint/Pomu: FUCK THE MANAGERS! FUCK THE MANAGERS!

Mint: And everyone else joined in! Three dozen drunk EN children yelling "Fuck. Da. Managers." with the confidence of guys who have, like, already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore - you know, that "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence. But EN children.

Mint: The reason someone had said "something something managers" was because the managers were there. So an Anycolor manager walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement, and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "Fuck the managers!" in his face! And he was almost impressed! He was like, "Wooooowww..." And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went: "Get the paddywagon!"

Mint: And my friend Matara - who is now a mother, this woman has babies - she grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled:

Matara: SCATTER!!!

Mint: And everyone ran in a different direction. We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Rat-tat-touille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways - we all ran in different directions.

Mint: I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on a washing machine, and I crawled out through a window into the back alley, and now I'm running through the back alley and there was this big chain link fence. And I thought:

Mint/Pomu: I have never climbed a fence that high before!

Mint: And then I woke up at home.

[Chat laughs uproariously]

Mint: On Monday, I went to work, because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the collab, and who do I see but Rosemi Lovelock. And she says to me:

Rosemi: Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?

Mint: And I said no. You know, like a liar. And she said:

Rosemi: Things got really out of hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a dump on Tazumi-san's computer. But the worst thing is, someone stole these old antique photos of Tazumi's grandmother. And our bosses are freaking out about it.

Mint: And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have: "Did I do that?"

[She pauses as chat reacts]

Mint: I figured no, I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure - until, a year later... Relax!

Mint: I'm playing video games with this kid named Dokibird, that we also went to Nijisanji with. A year later, we've graduated by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours. And then Doki says to me:

Doki: Hey, come here, I wanna show you something.

Mint: And she takes me into her bedroom, and then she takes me into a side room off of her bedroom - never a good thing to have.

Mint: And she shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from Nijisanji parties over the years. And I said: "Why? Why do you do this?"

Mint: And Doki said:

Doki: Because it's the one thing Tazumi can't replace.

[Chat erupts into laughter and cheers]

[junosartz]

Michi doodles

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YEAAAHH

[theartofcolehart]

Michi Mochievee 🤪 Day 806

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[ryufboi]

Michi won the P-reon poll so... expect some michi in the den ;b

Check out what i'm cooking here in the den

Here on patreon!

[michuziru]

Michi Mochievee!

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Kurt and Michigan, my favorite streamers in the world 🪦 💍

based off a meme I saw

DO NOT REPOST

[bythedd]

!!!!!!!! i drew Michi!

[howlingday]

Tangy as Whisper, Harder than STOP

Ruby: Hey! Hey! Hey, Blake!

Blake: Hm? Yeah, Ruby?

Ruby: You know that drink you had on Schneeter?

Ruby: I think it was called a BLOWJOB. Was it good?

Blake: Yes! It's so good! Blowjob is really good!

Yang: BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH- WHAT?!

Ruby: I've been trying to find it, but I don't know if Vale has blowjob. I was asking all over Vale, "How can I get blowjob?" and the people at the story were like, "I don't know" and I was like-

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Blake: Oh my god!

Ruby: It looks good, though!

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ruby: What? Wait, where's everybody going?

Yang: OHOHOH GOD!

Ruby: What's going on?

Yang: (Shaking Blake) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHAT DID YOU TEACH HER?!

Blake: It's a normal drink!

Yang: YOU WENT TO THE STORE AND ASKED FOR A "BLOWJOB"?!

Blake: IT WAS A BAR! YOU GO TO THE BAR FOR A BLOWJOB! NOT A STORE!

Yang: BUT SHE WENT TO A STORE AND ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB!

Weiss: Wait. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. It's a drink?

Blake: WHAT THE FUCK, WEISS- (Bonk!)

Yang: (Holding Horny Bat™️)

Ruby: I went to the store-

Yang: I mean, technically speaking, you are drinking something. I'm just saying.

Weiss: I just wanna know if it's an actual drink called "blowjob".

Ruby: Yeah, yeah, it's like a pudding kinda drink with whipped cream.

Blake: Yes!

Weiss: Nonononononono- That's cock.

Yang: (PANIC)

Blake: I'll send you what a blowjob looks like, okay? I had a blowjob and it tastes so good. Like- (BONK!)

Yang: (Holding Horny Bat™️) You asked for a blowjob at a store?

Ruby: Yeah! I went to the cashier and I asked them, "Do you know if you sell blowjobs?", and they said I don't know, so then they looked up on their scroll-

Yang:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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　　💍　Hi 💜

[doubleddenden]

I'm getting an uptick in my post about Nijisanji's February garbage fire associated with Doki, and I'm wondering if maybe something else happened recently or if it was just picked by a string of rebloggers. Strange.

Anyway fuck Niji. No particular reason in mind at the moment but I'm sure there's one somewhere.

Anyway on a completely different and definitely unrelated note, that new Vshojo vtuber seems pretty cute and happy. Michi Mochevee, was it? Wonderful girl, celebrating getting her first ever merch. She reminds me of somebody I used to watch clips of with a similar name that graduated in December of 2023, I think. A ghost, and a human made up of 6 bodies inhabited by a ghost who died of overwork... apparently she did not come from a nice place.

Hmm...

Well anyway do give her and her strange bunny Jared a watch. Looks like she'll be active on both twitch and YouTube. It'd be great if this totally new person got her first ever silver play button.

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