#Michaels Stores

[zillabean]

Michael’s is ready for Hot Girl Halloween

[watchnrant]

Imagine being the Michael’s manager who scolded Anthony Mackie for signing 50 The Falcon and the Winter Soldier posters—only to realize they just fumbled the easiest marketing win in history.

Corporate HQ is probably still crying into their glitter glue, wondering how they missed that golden opportunity.

(Video courtesy of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon)

[spacecowboy-01]

AWWWW WE LOVE YOU MICHAELS <333

[eva-knits12]

Going to Michaels with CE Characters

Steve Rogers:

Steve has never been to Michaels.

Steve is overwhelmed at first.

You take him to Michaels because you need to get a few things for Natasha's bridal shower.

You get the items.

You two also bring James.

James sits in his stroller, peacefully napping.

Steve gets some colored pencils, some drawing pencils, and some sketchbooks.

He loves drawing you and James.

For Mother's Day, he plans on giving you a sketchbook with tons of drawings of James.

You get some yarn, knitting supplies, and crocheting supplies because you want to make a blanket for James.

You get James some palm crayons, and a huge coloring book.

He loves it.

You also find a few picture books for James.

You get a few beads, some really cool gems, and some jewelry making supplies for Sam's girlfriend, Vanessa, who is an up and coming jewelry designer.

You get a discount, thanks to the coupon for 30% a regular priced item.

Steve is impressed.

You explain that the coupons are a bargain, and that you can make your own sale that way.

Steve wants to go to Michaels more often.

Ransom Drysdale:

You and Ransom go to Michaels.

Ransom and you want to get your wedding photo framed.

You go to the framing department.

You get your wedding photo professionally framed.

A week later you and Ransom pick up the photo.

Ransom decide to take you to the yarn department.

You buy enough yarn to make your new husband a sweater.

Ransom wheels you to the bathroom because you need to throw up right now.

Stupid morning sickness!

Why does this always kick in at the most inconvenient of times-when you're out shopping, when you're at home trying to sleep, in the car, where you keep plastic bags within reach as a just in case.

You're done throwing up, so you dig in your purse for some mouth wash to get rid of the taste of puke.

You rinse your mouth out.

You and Ransom pay for your purchase.

Ransom has also loaded you into your wheelchair.

He takes you to the yarn department and you get some yarn to make a blanket for the newest Drysdale.

Little do you know right now that it will be TWO new Drysdale's.

Nine months later, you have your blankets made in white and blue for Harlan, and white and pink for Katherine.

Ransom wouldn't trade this for the world.

He gets to make new memories.

Ransom also gets several frames to display his favorite photos of you and him, and gets a frame for each ultrasound of the twins.

Andy Barber:

Andy and you are planning a Fourth of July party and a birthday party at your new house!

Andy and you go, but you have to go to the ladies room several times to throw up.

You're pregnant, and are very sick with morning sickness because of it.

You're morning sickness is worse than it should be.

Several days later, you're hospitalized for hyperemesis gravidarum.

It's not acute morning sickness, it's the morning sickness from hell!

Andy takes you Michaels to get some yarn to make a blanket for the baby.

You also get some wedding supplies.

You and Andy have your wedding in the backyard on a nice warm weekend in September.

You and Andy wouldn't have it any other way.

Joy is born in March, so you go to Michaels and Hobby Lobby a lot for baby shower supplies.

Colin Shea:

Harper will be turning one, so you and Colin look for things like cake decorating supplies, party supplies, and little party bags.

You find a ton of stuff!

You even get some yarn.

You want to knit Harper a sweater and Colin will get a pair of socks and a sweater.

Harper has brought so much love and joy to the Shea household.

Colin is writing a journal of how much he loves you, and you are writing a journal of how much you love him.

You find some palm crayons for Harper.

You present Harper her birthday presents, and she loves her palm crayons.

Everyone loves Harper. She even has balloons that celebrate her birthday, including a balloon that says 1.

You and Colin couldn't be happier or prouder.

Frank Adler:

Mary has a project due for school.

You, Frank and Mary go to get the needed supplies.

You also walk out with some yarn to knit a blanket.

Mary sees some kids learning how to crochet, so she wants to try it.

You buy her the needed supplies, and you sign her up for a class.

She has fun with it, because it helps her unwind at the end of a long day from her advanced classes.

She has a genius level IQ.

Frank gets a few decor items for his mancave and workshop.

You get a few things for the wedding.

It's an amazing outing because you guys get McDonald's after.

You and Frank want Mary to have some normalcy.

You wouldn't trade this for the world.

Jake Jensen:

There's an old-school arcade, so you drop Jake off.

You get some yarn to knit a blanket for both of your twins.

Jake is busy trying to score the highest on Donkey Kong.

"Jake, what are you going to do once the girls come?"

You laugh, and Jake stands behind you, placing his large hands on your developing bump.

"Mmm, honey bun, this is something I'm giving up once our girls are born."

"I won't have time for video games, the girls will need all of our attention every waking minute," says Jake.

Jake kisses your shoulder.

You wouldn't trade this for the world right now.

Johnny Storm:

Johnny understands that you have to make weekly trip to Michaels.

They have deals every week.

You can't resist a bargain.

You have enough yarn, but you're knitting a sweater.

You also buy enough yarn to make Johnny a blanket.

That Christmas, you present Johnny with his hand knit sweater, and his hand knit blanket.

Johnny loves them!

Johnny gets you an amazing white gold necklace with a heart, and a yellow gold necklace with a circle on it.

You understand the symbolism of each.

He put a lot of thought into them.

You wear them layered, you wear them every day.

Johnny uses the blanket every day, and even wears the sweater often!

He picks you up bridal style, and you both make love, with the blanket right on the bed.

Johnny is the best boyfriend you've ever had.

He's very appreciative of you and of everything you give him.

You're appreciative of everything he gives you because he puts a lot of thought into each gift.

Pete Brenner:

Pete and you are shopping for wedding items.

Your mom is with the both of you, and she picks up fabric to make the ring bearer's pillow.

Your mother insists on sewing this pillow.

You pick up some yarn to make a shawl for your wedding dress.

Pete picks up some wedding favors.

He finds things like small mint tins, mints, mesh bags, and even really cool centerpieces.

It's an amazing afternoon.

You, Pete, and your mom go out for dinner afterwards.

You eat at your favorite place.

You, Pete, and your mom have pizza and lemonades for dinner.

Dessert is a nice chocolate cake with chocolate ice cream on the side.

It was the best afternoon, because it was about spending time with the people you loved the most, Pete and your family.

Cole Turner:

You need to get some classroom supplies.

Cole drives you to Michaels.

He's not going to let you carry anything.

Plus, you've been teaching all week.

You get the classroom supplies, and some yarn to knit Cole a nice sweater.

You love your fiance, Cole.

Your ex-boyfriend NEVER did this for you.

You reveal the news when you're in the yarn department.

You ask Cole which yarn would go with the white-the yellow, the green, the blue, the purple, or the pink.

"Honey, are we?"

"Yes, Cole. You're going to be a dad!"

"Honey, I love you so much!'

"No pregnant fiance of mine is going to keep pushing this cart, or carry anything," says Cole.

His hand goes right to your stomach.

When you guys check out, Cole won't let you lift or carry anything!

He helps you in his truck.

He carries you back into the house when you get home, because no pregnant fiance of his is going to be on her feet!

He takes the packages in because no pregnant fiance of his is going to carry or lift ANYTHING.

The next morning, you and Cole watch the sunrise on the porch swing, and spend the entire morning on the swing.

You'll be coming to Michaels more often!

Cole gets his sweater, and your baby boy, Lucas and his twin sister, Dawn, gets their baby blankets.

[thecrochetcrowd]

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[inkmage13]

Guys there's a big Michaels sale rn go buy things before it ends on Saturday

[keepersofnostalgia]

AG Marie goes to Michaels…

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to throw the fuck yp WHOOOOOO made this WHY is it in my break room im losing my mind

[tornfeathers]

[annamationsart]

bit chilly innit (surely it will be warm inside this door!)

[infactilovetea]

at this point of the assembly instruction, I’m 100% sure that Crowley invented IKEA

[dromaeo-sauridae]

youll never escape your mistakes, mike!

[awenavi]

Bringing this out in honor of Michael's "groovy" lesbian halloween collection

[eva-knits12]

Yarn Makes Me Happy, The Racist Neo-Nazi not so much.

McDonald's also makes me happy. But this girl is WAY too many fries short of a Happy Meal.

[thecrochetcrowd]

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