#Metal gear solid Raiden

[grinkubus]

I want to squeeze him

[icycoldninja]

Can you write some headcannons about what dating MGS2!Raiden would be like?

Yup, sure!

MGS2!Raiden x Reader dating headcannons

-Prepare for lame jokes. No, seriously, Raiden has some of the corniest dad jokes in existence.

-Takes you on dates in the city, just the two of you walking around hand in hand, admiring the bustling scenery together.

-Will let you dress him up like a fairy princess or whatever you want, makeup, hair and nails included.

-You two have King Kong and Godzila movie marathons every week.

-These marathons usually have lots of cuddling, snacks, sparky comments, giggling, and occasionally goofy imitations of the battles taking place in the currently playing movie mixed in with them.

-Takes selfies of himself in his tight uniform at work and sends them to you, usually with a suggestive caption.

-Loves playing video games with you, especially fighting or multi-player shooting games.

-He has tried to give you a lap dance before, and thanks to those wide, child-bearing hips of his, he slayed.

-Will learn how to cook for you so when he's off duty and you're at work, you get the luxury of coming home to a hot meal.

-Has attempted crocheting and has made you a few pretty towels, scarves, and a little hat for when it gets chilly.

[ratpatrolteamo1]

I moved accounts, not going to be reposting the Snake though.

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 15/10/2023

Funny Senator

Season 7 Featured on: Os Bar​õ​es da Qualidade

Ripped by eg_9371

Its hard for me to overstate just how funny of a way Season 7 opened, and how perfectly it distilled the essence of SiIvaGunner down to just two weeks time. The Season premiered on the first day of February after a month's break of uploads for the duration of January, and it was with this premiere - Super Sonic Racing - Sonic R - that the season was labeled as "the year of Grand Dad". We'd finally reached the Season celebrating the funny number! The year was declared a celebration of SiIva's legacy, of its most stories memes and jokes from every season, and throughout the years they would definitely deliver on that promise.

Yet barely two weeks after the premiere, we suddenly had the rug pulled from under our feet. From February 13th to February 16th, the celebration was no longer of SiIvaGunner, or of Grand Dad. Now, the celebration was of hit electro-Forró band Os Barões da Pisadinha, and their immediately recognizable style of music.

I've talked about the takeover before in Rainbow Baroad, but these guys are BIGLY popular in Brazil, despite or perhaps even because so much of their music all sounds so similar. There's an infectiously fun sound to their electro-Forró style, and the SiIva team already began messing around with it midway through Season 6. Much like rips of Slider such as yesterday's WA-HOO DISCO, a key part of the fun with these rips is just how unified the style of music becomes when arranged in this distinct instrumentation. With Rainbow Baroad, the song already had a sort of laid-back, chill vibe to it that fit Os Barões' tropical sound like a glove. Funny Senator sits on the complete opposite end: Forró music is perhaps as far removed from Metal Gear Rising's style of music as you could possibly get, and yet that total disconnect ends up creating a super fun tune!

The rearranging already sells the joke perfectly, but the original vocals being added on top of this far sillier instrumental, trying so hard to remain epic whilst still being overruled by the pure vibes of those steel drums...The visual it creates as a joke is just far too good for me to ignore. Its like a final battle taking place on a sunny-day public beach, or like an intense game of beachside volleyball between Raiden and Armstrong finally reaching its conclusion.

One day I'll relisten to the whole album and probably pick out a third favorite Os Barões rip, but until then I'm comfortable in calling these two my absolute favorites.

[felixblueprint420]

rosemary^2 and jack ^2

[wolf-wake]

Raiden, hit the slay button!

[bundeadly]

happy pride month

[meruz]

i love when raiden answers the codec and reports his situation is "wet and miserable" LOL hes so real to me...

[ester-galls]

Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood

Clean from my hands?

[mysillycomics]

do you think lil' guys can have fun, even on a battlefield?

[icycoldninja]

Yandere!MGS2!Raiden hcs?

Sure!

Yandere!MGS2!Raiden x Reader headcannons

-Raiden's situation isn't his fault, so don't be upset with him.

-He's got some bad trauma from his child soldier days, making it hard for him to form healthy relationships.

-He's afraid of losing you, worried that you'll betray him or cheat on him, or something of that sort.

-That's why he's a yandere, because he just doesn't know how to handle his emotions and various, disturbing thoughts. Going yandere is his coping mechanism--his only way of ensuring you won't leave him.

-Raiden will most certainly chase away or kill anyone whom he thinks is attempting to get between you and him, but if no such person exists, then he will be relatively passive.

-When you're at home, Raiden is very clingy, though on the bright side, he's not whiny. He'll just cling onto you silently, and if you try to get free, he will give you the most pathetic, heartbreaking puppy dog eyes you've ever seen.

-Though it isn't all that common, Raiden does get drunk and when this happens, he can be quiet violent. It's best to tread lightly and mind your words during this time.

-Despite all these mental and emotional issues, Raiden sincerely cares for you and loves you, he just lacks the abilities to express himself healthily due to his harsh upbringing.

-It is highly unlikely he'll ever be cured, but perhaps, with perseverance and diligence, you can help him work through some of his problems, lessening them to a degree where they don't bother you two as much.

[ershebet]

[ashesfordayz]

Metal Gear Solid is taking over my life XD I'm currently on the second one now ^^ Otacon is babygirl 👀👀

[diabloii]

help me

[sholmeser]

raiden by takato yamamoto

[karopwe]

what is he even smiling for