#Mention ig

[alicornze7]

late Mother’s Day special

man I’m never early for any sort of event am I?

Behold, my greatest line work yet

My initial idea was to do ribbun, but ragapom just fits better

you were robbed ribbun fans😞

[bigusbossus]

thinking about ishmaels asscrack .. why didnt ocelot give him any undies..... did he really expect him to go through a burning hospital with his cock and balls out and a barely functioning v folllowing him

ig having his ass exposed was like.. motivation for V

[pumpkin-duo-forever]

ted on the dsmp but it's based off the one restaurant video from Tommy:p

[legend-had-it]

People who draw sanji in fem fits and they're good and stylish are Cowards

sanji would wear a cargo skirt and a Hawaiian shirt

[pataphysics-sys]

just girly things with yvette update!!!

we're bleeding from our face now. oopsies! :3

[2-b-flower]

Ollie was sitting under a tree, watching as Ribbon constantly jumps and flaps his ribbon wings over and over again, flying.

Ribbon was practicing just so he could possibly fly just a little bit longer.

He kept trying over and over again, but he soon grew tired.

Typically, Ribbon used his wings as leverage, reaching higher points or for balance and tight turns. But, Ribbon saw how those insect people within Emperor’s kingdom flew high. The castle itself allowed just any person to walk fine in it, be they person or itty bitty bug. But, just watching them made him just a little jealous.

He jumped into the air, fluttering, and fell to the ground with an oomf.

“Are you ok??” Ollie asked, getting up from under the tree and went over to Ribbon.

Ribbon stumbled up, brushing himself off, looking to Ollie. “Yes.” He huffed, his breath shallow and irregular despite the fact that he didn’t have lungs. His ribbons aren’t even connected to him in anyway shape or form, how is he tired? Whatever. Doesn’t matter. It’s a part of him.

“Maybe you should… rest?”

Ribbon sighed. Not saying anything and walking away. The giant ribbon drooping behind him.

Ollie quietly followed, holding his hands close to his chest.

[wolfythewitch]

Started malevolent, on episode 2

- we started not with a bang but with a whimper

- Arthur does not sound like a word anymore

- that demon in his brain needs to take a chill pill

- I need him tranquilized his shouting is scaring ME

[lambment]

they couldn’t resist that last zinger

[gurorori]

suddenly gettin inspiration 2 write when imwfeelin suicidal. like clockwork. interestin

[sunn-mechanic]

[ID in alt]

Some Papyruses :]

+ spreading my papyrus can float propaganda.

[bigusbossus]

With a cis guy the ideal electrocution setup would include a flexible metal sounding rod that’s perhaps too long and thin for him and leads all the way up into his bladder. When a current was run through it he would not only have his prostate zapped but he’d get a direct shock to his bladder.

This would absolutely cause him to piss himself but because of the rod he wouldn’t be able to empty his bladder as quickly so urinating with such force would be extra painful because of the extra pressure from flowing through a smaller space would put on the inside of his urethra.

You could maybe keep going in the Kaz direction in this or maybe with Huey instead bc I know you like tormenting him too.

HEHHEHE WRITING THIS DOWN IN MY LITTLE NOTEPAD I LOVE PISS I LOVE ELECTRO TORTURE I LOVE SOUNDING HEHE

imagine like,,, a little cock cage with a rod that goes into the urethra. like a shock collar but for your cock, perfect for tormenting either huey or kaz tbh. best thing is it can happen anywhere, keep them on a tight lock and key anywhere so theyre always on their best behavior lest they want to piss themselves in public >_< totally wouldnt want that to happen.. totally >_> would be so bad too if they got really realllyyy hard in the cage with no way to relieve themselves, left to squirm and push their thighs together trying not to cum ontop of already pissing themselves x3 (also wrote this response weeks ago and kept it in drafts and have since discovered this type of cock cage does exist )

[leafwateraddict]

Let the skeletons be cats... Let them have claws they need to trim every so often. Let their eyelights turn to slits when they’re surprised. Let their eyelights get big and rounded when they focus on something or they see something they like.

skeletons should get to hiss more i think. why aren’t they hissing and growing and rumbling. purring is fun and all but where’s the angry hissing

[smallidarityfan]

"Fine, I guess you are my little PogChamp. C'mere"

~ Joel, probably

solo things cause procreate rescaling butchered the quality 😔:

[d4rkshad0w]

could we please talk about that sleepover the Foxes had after Baltimore because i think it was so sweet.

like in tfc they two groups hated each other and couldn’t stand each other and then in tkm they all ended up sleeping in the same room after what happened to Neil (since he was also the one who united the two groups ig).

“Matt and Aaron shoved the couch out of the way” as much as Aaron says he hates Neil, even he saw the importance of being together that night and even helped and hopefully didn’t argue about them all being together which that i also find really sweet.

they all have their issues but they’re united when it matters, i also think this was a turning point where they didn’t care about their feud they just wanted Neil back after almost losing him.

[nothing-impt]

Hey what’s our current list of nicknames for Telekinesis- I mean Telemachus???

Thanks to everyone, Dionysus (aka Dementia cause bro never remembers any of the names) currently has:

Tetanus, Telemarketing, Teleconference, Telenova, Tinnitus, Telekinesis, Teleportation, Telenzepine, Topoisomerase, Teleologies, Telephone, Telephonic, Tylenol, Tetris, Testicle, Tentacle, Tabasco sauce, Tennisball, Tartar sauce, Toaster, Telophase, Testosterone, Teletubbies, Tellurium, Tupperware, Telemedicine and Terrarium!

Some honorable mentions for Antinous:

Antibiotics, Antihistamine, Antihero, Arthritis, Antivirus, Antiallergies, Antidepressants, Antiseptic, Antilope and Androgen! Edit: Y'all are really adding some good ones, maybe we can make a masterlist in the future lol

[hermitcraftx]

Joel winning the Life Series where he centered his entire gimmick this season around Family under the guise of "Joel Toretto" makes me insane because he was alone for so long in the Life Series and it works out so perfectly that the guy who was allergic to allies for the start of the life series and had to be forced into it with soulmates wins the season he focuses on Family. Poetic cinema.

1. Third Life Joel. No friends. No allies. He joined up with Monopoly Mountain last minute and died out of sight of either of them, mostly alone. He had a house full of dogs, not full of friends (and where is that familiar?), and nobody really mourned him when he was gone, offhand comments and brief "Oh No!s" following his death. Being alone got him nothing.

2. Last Life Joel. No friends. He's alone again, for the most part. In Last Life there's a lot of unknowns, a lot of instability- people can get back in yellow or green, or they try, so Joel has temporary red alliances with the likes of Scar and Grian but they don't last. He's alone. Again. Joel laments it, in one of his videos, IIRC, that he's bad at making allies, and "look at where it got him". The closest person he had to an ally in Last Life was Grian when they were both red, Grian seeing first hand how insane and blood thirsty Joel becomes on red. They call themselves the Deadliest Duo, and they kill people, and they laugh when they die. But Joel dies, still, killed by Scott, shortly after Grian permadies.

3. Double Life. Now it's different. Now we're seeing some changes. Joel gets put with Etho, who off the bat immediately considers him a liability, a notion he rejects and fights against to get Etho to respect him. He builds Etho a ship to try and impress him. Etho purposefully takes fall damage to remind him of what's at stake. He's not just a lone wolf, anymore, Etho's life is in his hands and he's not happy about it. Joel hates it, being treated fragile and like a bomb to go off. Eventually, they find out they work together well, they get killed, they go red and Joel goes crazy. Red rage is a real, definable, re-occuring phenomenon for Joel, he IS angry and he DOES want to make people pay. Etho in the life series is usually more reserved, and he holds Joel back, yes, but Joel also helps Etho out of his shell and pushes him to do things he wouldn't normally do. The ship burns everything burns. And then they burned. And Joel's first real alliance goes up in flames, literally.

4. Now Joel has a taste of what it's like to not be alone the entire season. He teams up with Jimmy and Grian, his Bad Boys, and he's fiercely loyal to them, and then to him. (Even Grian by his standards is FIERCELY loyal to the Bad Boys- I mean, he doesn't even kill one of them! I think. Not permanently?) He changes his skin, matching leather jackets, these are his people. And he'd die for his people. Joel and Grian try their best to keep Jimmy alive, Joel going so far as to say he'd have sacrificed himself to keep Jim alive, but it wasn't enough, he wasn't quick enough, and he died right afterwards, leaving Grian alone. But he wasn't alone. And he didn't go out alone.

5. Secret Life is.... weird. He has allies, yes, but it's a bit of a strange situation, he allies with the Mounders and he lives a bit of a ways away from them, not quite in the group but not quite out of it. But he doesn't want to be alone again. He knows what happens when you're alone in this game, and he doesn't ever want that to happen to him again. Mumbo goes out almost immediately following Jimmy, the third to go out. Pearl IIRC betrays the Mounders and messes around with Gem, which is really funny given the events of Wild Life. It's only him and Bdubs at the end, both murdered by Scott.

6. Now. Wild Life. Again. Joel knows what happens if you're alone in this series, and he never wants it to happen to him again. So he bases his persona around a movie character, one that everyone knows and likes, he thinks. He makes himself someone that he thinks people will want to befriend, one where he won't have to be alone. He makes himself look strong, fake muscles clumsily attached to his arms, quoting about family and the importance of it, a vast difference from the lonely man in 3rd Life and Last Life who couldn't be assed to find allies. And it works. He has Gem- and everyone fears them, for once. Everyone already knows Joel is insane, but with Gem behind him, he's a significant threat. Gem keeps him grounded, and from doing stupid shit that gets him killed. They have Etho, and he comes and visits, which is nice. Everyone struggles a lot with the Wild Cards early game but them, neither of them losing lives for several sessions. Joel even comments that normally he's red by session 4, and he doesn't know what to do with himself without all that anger. He lives his best life, with Gem, with his car.

And then Grian's allies die, and isn't that familiar, and Joel lets him into the Family, because of course he would, allying with Grian is like second nature to him at this point. Maybe he feels guilty for leaving him in Limited Life, or maybe he just knows what it's like to be alone and doesn't want that for him. Who knows. He tries and fails at building traps. As soon as he's yellow he gets a double kill on Scott and Pearl, and Grian and Jimmy scream with him like old times. And it's okay, I mean it's stressful and it's like the end of the world but Joel's doing okay, he has his family, he's not alone.

And then the finale comes and it's so hectic and so many people are trying to kill him and Grian saves him, Grian tries so hard to save him, and isn't that something. Being worthy of being saved by Grian. And Gem goes out, not even to a player, to a vex, one of his family members is gone and it's so hectic Joel can't even stop to mourn or he, too, will die. And then he finds Grian and he stumbles to him screaming "Thank God you're alive!" because it had gotten so crazy, so wild that Joel didn't truly even know if Grian was alive, but he was, he still had Family, he wasn't alone again, not this time. And Grian says that he thinks Joel can win, Joel can win, that he'll give Joel his life, that it's about time he wins and Joel gets flashbacks to wanting to die for Jimmy, and Scar wanting to die for Grian and what that did to him, and he doesn't want that, but GOD he wants to win. So badly. And then Grian got knocked off the tower with Bdubs, ender pearling off, screaming how he refused to go like Mumbo, like Skizz, not on his tower and Joel's running, EVERYONE is targeting him, Grian takes out Pearl and Joel takes out Cleo and Ren.

And then it's just them, then it's just Joel and Grian, and Joel can't even find Grian, he just heard the arrows as Grian tries to shoot him, going back on his word as expected, which Joel-- Joel is glad for. Because he wanted to win this on his own terms, he wanted to win because he won, he would not be given anything. He's not alone this time. And he charges up the tree, and he kills Grian, kills his Family, his Bad Boy, his red friend, his ally in the sand, screaming that he's sorry, and Joel laughs.

Joel laughs, and laughs, and laughs.