#Megatron Vs Paw Patrol

[artsy-hobbitses]

What does megs have against paw patrol 😆

It’s trite, authoritarian Copaganda aimed at kiddies that hurls dogs at every problem instead of teaching kids to actually solve shit/behave in emergency situations themselves.

According to him!

Also the theme song is atrocious.

Teletubbies is absurdist nonsense but at least the recurring thing isn’t “trust the cop because he’s a cute German Shepherd”.

[blueikeproductions]

More CyberWorld/EarthSpark stuff that stuck out to me.

Another page in the planning document cropped up, & it gives a general overview of what Hasbro had in mind at the time.

Two new shows are planned to come out, but this page confusingly doesn’t mention CyberWorld, just an “animated kids series” & an “animated pre-K series”.

The other pages still reference CyberWorld, so mostly going by what we’ve seen, CyberWorld is meant to be the kids series, but it’s a big question mark on the pre-k show. Rescue Bots ran its course, I got the feeling lil’ kids weren’t interested in RBA since it didn’t last as long, stories were both too preschool but also trying to tack on IDW centric ideas by forcing Laserbeak to be forgiven and becoming an Autobot, for reasons. Stuff that’s not interesting to lil’ kids or their parents.

When RBA ended, a new toyline took over but I don’t think it sold super well, nor did it have any fiction.

As well as only including Optimus Primal & BW Megatron Gator…? It was a random line, and clearly just filler to eke out RB style toys longer. I don’t see the new Pre-K show being this, but CHT did sell Decepticons as enemy characters unlike RB/A, so the Pre-K show might be based on the Great War this time? Or at the very least, stuff like the Decepticons robbing banks and power plants, lol. Or some gag about Soundwave illegally downloading music, only to be put in his place, but with a contradictory gag about the human kids and Bumblebee doing the same from time to time.

It’s pry too late to ape it now, but a modern pre-K show I could see being Spidey & His Amazing Friends tonally with toys similar to Paw Patrol’s. Like say you have the standard Optimus toy partnered with Spike (Skybound or G1 doesn’t matter), and the trailer transforms into a big jet for Optimus and Spike to ride in. Something like that.

As for CyberWorld.

The current assumption based on the toys, is it might be a return to vehicles vs animals that both RiDs, Beast Machines, Beast Wars II and ROTB (kinda) did.

The Decepticons seemingly being animal themed supports this (plus if Meg Bull IS Megatron, Megs trying to push off road Optimus off a cliff in bull mode is hilarious), though Galvatron is the odd one. The only one with a beast form is the BWII version…

Hasbro might be more open to Beast Wars again but they’re still a bit dodgy about the Japanese cast despite Lio Convoy and Magmatron. I could sooner see a G1 Galvatron than BWII Galvatron, but the fun approach would be an Armada Galvatron inspired design that borrows from G1, Energon & BWII.

Toy speculation suggests the line might be a repaint line like the old TF Universe series made up of Cyberverse, RiD15 and EarthSpark molds.

A possibility. Cited speculative examples of Sky-Byte being his Cyberverse toy, Chomp & Stomp Grimlock being another go at the AoE toy of the same name, & Mirage being RiD15 Blurr make sense, but I dunno. Scorponok and Galvatron stick out, as I would think they’d have to be new molds, though an argument can be made for a G1 colored version of RiD15 Scorponok… Similarly, they might repaint TFP Predaking into Galvatron if he’s a repaint and they wanted to homage BWII, but I’m leaning towards new molds for now.

CyberWorld ISN’T a cartoon, but a toy only subline or size class meant to replace the abandoned Core/Legion class.

Inconclusive. The tiny toys don’t seem to sell well as it is, Legacy just stopped being restocked my way so no BM Cheetor or Energon Megatron for me. Also guys like Iguanus shelfwarmed HARD. Rungs were still clogging Ollies until recently. CyberWorld is also shown to be the successor to ES in most of the documents that we can tell.

The CyberWorld cartoon will have a half of a half shoe string budget like Cyberverse and possibly be similar to it.

Inconclusive but not out of the realm of possibility either. Hasbro has been having its own problems lately, while Paramount is practically on fire right now. A lot of people mostly just seem to be clinging to how similar World & Verse sound, with the logo also looking slightly similar but still different enough. A lot more people also seem resistant to the idea of more Cyberverse either way. CV didn’t perform well either, the toys clogged store shelves from start to finish, heck the first wave went on clearance immediately after Christmas, and the series JUST came out, the messy, lackadaisical approach to the show’s (lack of) story, the bad voice acting, etc. It’s not a fondly remembered show as much as some make it out to be. And even then, you’d sort of expect, if it was directly related, Hasbro would shove Bumblebee front & center, despite the CV cartoon wanting little to do with Bee as it went on. Like let’s be real, if it was a CV sequel, Bee, Windy & Shadow should be here right out the gate. They’re not. At all. Windy is practically benched in favor of Elita now.

Mirage is the focus (seemingly) instead, presumably due to the ROTB version’s popularity. He’s certainly more fun than the rich snob that may or may not be a traitor the G1 version tends to be. Not that you can’t make the G1 version interesting but boy has Hasbro not really had any interest in doing so beyond his invisibility gimmick.

So really until told otherwise we know very little. All we know for sure is EarthSpark is being slowly phased out in favor of CyberWorld & a potential Pre-K show. The Slag Podcast host has given a knowing wink, and has a show planned that will presumably lay these Snaketicons out straight, as people have been calling him a lying liar again for sticking to what he knows. Similarly some have pointed out Nick Roche may have also been lying, giving false hope EarthSpark is continuing on when it’s pretty clear it isn’t. S2 is it people, one way or the other, and the new CyberWorld order is coming whatever it ends up being.

[vladimirsa]

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[artsy-hobbitses]

how would Meg or OP would react if they got a surprise kid of their own, the same way Prowl got Springer?

OP would react FAR better than Megs for sure, I mean he’s ALREADY unofficially adopted Bee and HotRod so he’d welcome another kid with the same warmth and care!

Megs is. Internally screaming. Visibly panicking. Warlord Schedule NOT CALIBRATED FOR CHILD SURPRISE HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN EMERGENCY MEETING TO ME MY DECEPTICONS I NEEDS COUNSEL OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE

(Also no Barricade, Paw Patrol is Baby’s First Filthy Copaganda don’t download it on their IPad HE KNOWS IT’S JUST PUPPIES THAT’S HOW THEY GET YOU)

[artsy-hobbitses]

How many "formal complaints" has Soundwave had to write down for Megs? Do they typically amuse him in this to let the old guy vent a bit sometimes? It's alright Megs, Soundwave is here to listen to your woes about Paw Patrol (and definitely not delete it all off their tablet afterwards)

PSSHHHHT delete it, like their next personal mission doesn’t involve kicking down the doors of the Canadian animation headquarters with Megatron’s Formal Complaint spellchecked and with footnotes included.

Ravage is very amused when they tell him what’s up for their weekend this week, and just lets the Paw Patrol higher ups know apropos of nothing that this wouldn’t have been a problem if their email/official website query form was actually functional. Get on it techies.

Laserbeak asks if she can take one of the stuffies home because her eldritch abomination Furby needs a friend. In return for not breaking stuff! Cause she’s pretty sure Breaking Some Stuff To Send A Message is likely on the agenda but she could let it slide for One (1) Rex!

(My dumb HC for this mess is that their visit is why Everest even exists 😂 She’s a working dog see??? And she’s not pink!!! OuO;;;)