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Kayne isn't in the AU, because it's not Kayne, it's actual Nyarlathothep that hasn't been eaten by Kayne because the universe Lore Accurate King smells of death and Kayne doesn't want to Frick with that.
Well, well, well, look who decided to come visit!
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No context LA-KiY Nyarlathothep
Also 👇
There's gonna be a lore reason why he's here but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it lol
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#malevolent au#Lore Accurate KiY AU#nyarlathotep#malevolent kayne#kayne malevolent#king in yellow malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#and you see The King lift Arthur up#because he doesn't want his new bf- i mean human to catch his ex's stink#idk why i decided for Nyarl to be down bad for The King but it's funny to see it happen lol
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does this lineart make me look nervous
#oh medic oh medic#oh brother this guy STINKS#fun pen! shaky hand#my art#traditional art#sona art#doodlings#anthro art#furry art#also friend asked the other day if my rat boy was a sona or#an oc AND IF UR EVER CURIOUS I HTAG sona art as sona art and oc art as oc art#sorry for fifty billion sonas i’m gay#also i WISH kyle was a sona because they’re eli’s ghoul so that means#that means i
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years ���#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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#this guy is soooo normal about a cute boy talking to his platonic best bro#THE WAY HE JUST SULKS WHENEVER MONTY SHOWS UP#FROM THE MOMENT NIKO SAYS ‘oh he can definitely see edwin ;)’ CHARLES IS LIKE I FUCKING HATE THIS KID#AND HE JUST STEPS IN FRONT OF EDWIN TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF AND THEN JUST SPENDS THE REST OF THE SCENE SO PISSY#HES SO MAAAAAAAAD#JUST FUCKING POUTING AND GIVING A STINK FACE#he is never ever pissy towards someone who isn’t posing imminent risk to ppl he loves like esther cat king david night nurse etc#but the immediate rage towards monty just UGH#jealous charles means so much to me bc it’s openly stated how jealous edwin is but like edwin gets to make charles jealous back it’s so goo#and no it’s not the same with the cat king ok the cat king is a fucking predator#that’s not jealously that’s protectiveness#and i’m sure some jealously bc someone flirting with edwin but it’s not the same it’s a grown ass man being a fucking creep to his person#i desperately want crystal to take charles aside & go#‘you know that behaviour when someone is flirting with your best friend isn’t normal platonic behaviour right’#i need season 2 and i will not give up on her#charles rowland#edwin payne#monty the crow#yeet my deet#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbdshow#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#revive dead boy detectives#dbd4ratch#yeet my deebd#payneland#described
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not bad considering i havent drawn him since september guaguhaghhehaga
#spacie scribbles#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#uhhh#suggestive#i giess lol#not reallyyyy tee beeache#okay i need 2 go eepy#springtrap#springtrap fnaf#okay guys now todays drawins session hasta hold me over until december really really awesome lets go#GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH#OUGH MY ART HAS HASNT DRAWN CONSISTENTLY IN MONTHS STINK#I HATE IT#I DIDNT MEAN 2 MAKE HIM SO TWINKISH#WHOOPSIE#well. at first. the 2nd one was. kinda.but then he lookefdWHY AM I STILL TALKING I NEED 2 GO 2 BED#BYE#i missed drawing him#see you in deceber spingtap....
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I need that little Arthur Morgan doll. I need it more than I need air. I keep seeing him on TikTok and people taking him out in the snow and making him pick flowers. I NEED THAT LITTLE MAN!!
#i wanna put him in my pocket#he’s so stinking cute and comes with so many accessories#wtf you mean it’s almost $300#i’m considering it#the next sale is Feb 20 i can save like $100 from each paycheck#lord i am a grown adult#arthur morgan#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead fandom
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time to lay off the engex buddy
(some love for botcon terrorsaur cuz why not)
#rdpsart#transformers#beast wars#terrorsaur#eye contact#alcohol#sorta?? i mean i guess engex IS alcoholic#also yes i just . went ahead and made him prettier than his toy actually looks HDHSGAHA#ik hes a little stink but his botcon toy is . well.#i still love it for what it is though#he deserves a lil more lovin#and with terrorsaur..... lets just say beggars cant be choosers LMAO#also this is my new hc for him. hes a loser lightweight. idk he just has that vibe#maccadam
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"I'm not afraid."
#pit babe#pit babe the series#pit babe ep11#alanjeff#alan x jeff#sailubpon#sailub hemmawich#pon thanapon#thai bl#bl drama#WHY IS THIS SO STINKING CUTE PLEASE#they had such a nice pacing like thats how it should be imo#they started slow and had a really good buildup#if I say I'm into slowburn this is the slowburn I mean lmao#i love them ur honor 🥺#the hearts snapping together 😩 me and who tbh#now can S&P please get their own show after this because the chemistry is chemistrying like its never chemistried before#oof#not me forgetting that charlie and babe exist when they're on screen dkjhgfd#theyre the main couple now sorry sweeties
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The gang’s names are under-appreciated, not just because they are amazing, but for the comedy potential.
They’re out here being named, Snotlout? Fishlegs? Ruffnut? Tuffnut? Hiccup?
While everyone else has normal names like Viggo, Ryker, Dagur, Heather, Johann, Drago, Mala and so on!
Can. You. Imagine. Being a villain, fighting these teenagers, being defeated, and utterly impressed, and then you ask for their names, thinking it’ll be something amazing like TORMOD THE GREAT, and then it’s… Fishlegs????? Fishlegs Justin Ingerman??
And the leader is HICCup? UHH???!! And his deadly beast is Toothless? Like, “NO??? No no no, I see teeth”
#If I was a dragon hunter and I learned that the man who just sunk my ship was named Snotlout I would go down with the stinking ship#just.. beg the icy waters to end it all#Not out of a captains Honor#But out of shame#Nobody and I mean NOBODY would let me live that down#httyd#how to train your dragon#rtte#race to the edge#hiccup#Snotlout#fishlegs#Tuffnut#ruffnut#viggo grimborn#Ryker#Dagur#heather#Johann#drago#mala#shitpost#text post#funny#rant#1k notes
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they really tried to act like the crew actually love ed, the crew ended up liking izzy way more than they liked ed, and thats saying something, so dont give me that cheap, fake sentimentality. acting as if its okay that eds losing his one friend that hes known all these years, and its okay because hes got a whole new family, a family he terrorized for a while, threatened to kill, and never actually said "sorry" to and since then hasnt really interacted with much at all, and then immediately leaves them to start an inn with stede, but sure, yeah, thats ed's family. no, that should have been izzy's family
#you cant cover shitty writing with this flowery crap it still stinks like shit#and i mean that with all the love i still got left in me#ofmd#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#izzy hands
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The wassibi, threatening you with a very bad time.
Wassibi are mid-sized (11-16 lb) solitary mustelids. This species is native throughout the lands south of the Viper seaway, thriving as generalists in a great diversity of habitats (though rarely occur in very arid environments or at high elevations). They are omnivores, using their broad noses and strong claws to dig out earthworms, beetle larvae, roots and tubers, foraging along the ground for insects, scorpions, bird eggs, fallen fruit, and small lizards and snakes, and occasionally scavenging carcasses and trash. They are particularly noted for their ability to find honey- splitting open bees nests with their claws and leisurely consuming larvae and honeycomb, seemingly untroubled by bee stings.
Wassibi are known above all else for their devastatingly noxious defensive anal gland spray. When threatened, they hiss, arch their backs and tails, raise their fur, and point their anus menacingly in the direction of danger. Should posturing fail, they will unleash their spray at the threat's face. Their anal glands have powerful muscular control and the attack is devastatingly accurate at up to 10 ft. In addition to having an atrocious stench, the liquid is mildly irritating to the skin, painful and temporarily blinding to the eyes, and can induce intense nausea and vomiting. The smell is resistant to washing, and can take weeks to fade. Most predators who experience a hit will learn to recognize the wassibi's stark aposematic coloring and avoid anything resembling it.
In addition to this potent defensive weaponry, they have dense fur and thick, loose skin, which renders them difficult for most predators to effectively grasp or pierce without risk of being bitten themselves. As such, wassibi have few consistent natural predators and are given a wide birth by most other animals. Their tendency to walk boldly in the open and sometimes even scavenge at carcasses alongside much larger predators commonly lends them cultural reputations of fearlessness. Wassibi are known for attacking large venomous snakes that potentially threaten their young, which (along with their frequent consumption of scorpions and bees) leads to common misconceptions that they are entirely immune to venom. They have no such resistance, rather their thick fur and loose skin cause bites and stings to land less effectively- most stings fail to penetrate their fur altogether, and bites often deal glancing blows that inject little to no venom.
Their biggest predatory threats come from humans. Wassibi meat is fairly rich and not unappealing to most palates used to wild game, but they are rarely considered worth the effort and risk of killing for consumption alone. They are more commonly hunted for their pelts (worn commonly by Wogan and North Wardi herders in hopes of deterring attacks from predators), bones, claws, and fat (used in traditional medicine for their purported antivenom properties). This hunting is fairly limited in scope overall, and most Wassibi populations remain stable.
#creatures#Here's the badger I mentioned in prev post. Together they are the two skunk analogues of this region#(not sure if actual skunks are a thing anywhere in the setting or nah)#Stink badger but actually a mustelid#Though while looking into this I found out there IS actually a true mustelid with a defensive spray (striped polecat)#Kind of interesting that the examples of aposematic coloring in mammals are all variations on the stark black and white theme#I mean it makes sense because these are the most vivid contrasting colors mammalian fur can develop and most mammals#are covered in fur. But I suppose one Could in theory have aposematic coloring on a large area of bare skin that's like.#bright and colorful like a mandrill or smth#OH the streaked tenrec exists but that's the only exception I can think of
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The day I discovered who Jeremy Fragrance was my entire life changed. I thought Justin McElroy just made up a guy named Richard Stink with no greater context for the bit. I had no idea he was a parody for YEARS. I just thought Justin was really good at creating absurdist characters for his brothers to laugh at
#I'm being 100% real I did not know Richard Stink was a parody of Jeremy Fragrance for like 3 years#I found out through I think a youtuber doing a video on him#I saw the thumbnail and yelled because what the fuck do you mean richard stink is a real guy named Jeremy Fragrance#mbmbam#mcelroys
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tiny Liam in Alex’s chest pocket
Okay I couldn’t find a picture of Alex in a shirt that has a chest pocket…so it’s lil emotional support Liam on his shoulder for todays media
#hope that’s okay…?#happy Alex after quali today#Liam is there with him#anon??#liam lawson#alex albon#ll30#aa23#Finn doodles#can I tag this as lialex#I don’t wanna stink up the tag#I mean the whole tag is me anyways#lawbon#lialex#2330
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#he’s so mean#tricking those kids#he’s a lil stink#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk#jjk manga#jujutsu kaisen#every manga gojo#yuuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki
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for work I get to do mask fits for respirators (think gas mask lookin things) for blue-collar guys and one of the tests I say "shake your head like a dog"
and the guy I'm testing does it but the test fails, okay whatever
tell me why a buddy of his swings by behind me and says " you gotta bark too. doesn't work if you don't"
and why does this fucking man looks me dead in the eye and goes "woof"
so yeah that's very Simon and Johnny
#not how I thought i'd get a guy to bark for me#it would help if these guys were not all 40#and didn't stink of cigarettes#i didn't realize how common smoking was until i went out to site#like what do you mean youre 23 and smoke almost a pack a day#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#just talkin
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The panel that started it all oml

Kickstarted that special part in my brain that clings to found family GRRRRR ME WHEN FLOWER DUO SOBSSSSSS
#wind breaker#tasuku tsubakino#sakura haruka#I CAN NEVERRRR BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM#THIS WHOLE PANEL IS GOLD LIKE BITCHES (ME) LOVEEE TO SEE THIS DUO COMING#flower duo... ohhhhhh flower duo......#i come back to this panel once a month to remind myself that life does in fact hv meaning!#UGLY CRYING THEYRE SO REAL TO ME THEYRE SOOOOOOOOO#LIKE TSUBAKIS LITERALLY SO STINKING CUTE HERE WAHHHH AND SAKURAS LIL FACE IM GNA THROWNUP THEYRE EVERYTJING TO MEMEMEMEMEE#vyn yaps fandom#wind breaker manga#wind breaker manga spoilers#wind breaker chapter 61
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