#Mean Stinks
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capesch-arts · 2 months ago
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Kayne isn't in the AU, because it's not Kayne, it's actual Nyarlathothep that hasn't been eaten by Kayne because the universe Lore Accurate King smells of death and Kayne doesn't want to Frick with that.
Well, well, well, look who decided to come visit!
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No context LA-KiY Nyarlathothep
Also 👇
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There's gonna be a lore reason why he's here but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it lol
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givemedamage · 3 months ago
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does this lineart make me look nervous
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turtleblogatlast · 1 year ago
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years ���#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 6 months ago
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spaciebabie · 1 year ago
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not bad considering i havent drawn him since september guaguhaghhehaga
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moeitsu · 2 months ago
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I need that little Arthur Morgan doll. I need it more than I need air. I keep seeing him on TikTok and people taking him out in the snow and making him pick flowers. I NEED THAT LITTLE MAN!!
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rdps01 · 19 days ago
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time to lay off the engex buddy
(some love for botcon terrorsaur cuz why not)
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gunsatthaphan · 1 year ago
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"I'm not afraid."
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dragonnnfly · 2 years ago
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The gang’s names are under-appreciated, not just because they are amazing, but for the comedy potential.
They’re out here being named, Snotlout? Fishlegs? Ruffnut? Tuffnut? Hiccup?
While everyone else has normal names like Viggo, Ryker, Dagur, Heather, Johann, Drago, Mala and so on!
Can. You. Imagine. Being a villain, fighting these teenagers, being defeated, and utterly impressed, and then you ask for their names, thinking it’ll be something amazing like TORMOD THE GREAT, and then it’s… Fishlegs????? Fishlegs Justin Ingerman??
And the leader is HICCup? UHH???!! And his deadly beast is Toothless? Like, “NO??? No no no, I see teeth”
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scarysanctuary · 1 year ago
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they really tried to act like the crew actually love ed, the crew ended up liking izzy way more than they liked ed, and thats saying something, so dont give me that cheap, fake sentimentality. acting as if its okay that eds losing his one friend that hes known all these years, and its okay because hes got a whole new family, a family he terrorized for a while, threatened to kill, and never actually said "sorry" to and since then hasnt really interacted with much at all, and then immediately leaves them to start an inn with stede, but sure, yeah, thats ed's family. no, that should have been izzy's family
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serpentface · 5 months ago
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The wassibi, threatening you with a very bad time.
Wassibi are mid-sized (11-16 lb) solitary mustelids. This species is native throughout the lands south of the Viper seaway, thriving as generalists in a great diversity of habitats (though rarely occur in very arid environments or at high elevations). They are omnivores, using their broad noses and strong claws to dig out earthworms, beetle larvae, roots and tubers, foraging along the ground for insects, scorpions, bird eggs, fallen fruit, and small lizards and snakes, and occasionally scavenging carcasses and trash. They are particularly noted for their ability to find honey- splitting open bees nests with their claws and leisurely consuming larvae and honeycomb, seemingly untroubled by bee stings.
Wassibi are known above all else for their devastatingly noxious defensive anal gland spray. When threatened, they hiss, arch their backs and tails, raise their fur, and point their anus menacingly in the direction of danger. Should posturing fail, they will unleash their spray at the threat's face. Their anal glands have powerful muscular control and the attack is devastatingly accurate at up to 10 ft. In addition to having an atrocious stench, the liquid is mildly irritating to the skin, painful and temporarily blinding to the eyes, and can induce intense nausea and vomiting. The smell is resistant to washing, and can take weeks to fade. Most predators who experience a hit will learn to recognize the wassibi's stark aposematic coloring and avoid anything resembling it.
In addition to this potent defensive weaponry, they have dense fur and thick, loose skin, which renders them difficult for most predators to effectively grasp or pierce without risk of being bitten themselves. As such, wassibi have few consistent natural predators and are given a wide birth by most other animals. Their tendency to walk boldly in the open and sometimes even scavenge at carcasses alongside much larger predators commonly lends them cultural reputations of fearlessness. Wassibi are known for attacking large venomous snakes that potentially threaten their young, which (along with their frequent consumption of scorpions and bees) leads to common misconceptions that they are entirely immune to venom. They have no such resistance, rather their thick fur and loose skin cause bites and stings to land less effectively- most stings fail to penetrate their fur altogether, and bites often deal glancing blows that inject little to no venom.
Their biggest predatory threats come from humans. Wassibi meat is fairly rich and not unappealing to most palates used to wild game, but they are rarely considered worth the effort and risk of killing for consumption alone. They are more commonly hunted for their pelts (worn commonly by Wogan and North Wardi herders in hopes of deterring attacks from predators), bones, claws, and fat (used in traditional medicine for their purported antivenom properties). This hunting is fairly limited in scope overall, and most Wassibi populations remain stable.
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hyruviandoctor · 26 days ago
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The day I discovered who Jeremy Fragrance was my entire life changed. I thought Justin McElroy just made up a guy named Richard Stink with no greater context for the bit. I had no idea he was a parody for YEARS. I just thought Justin was really good at creating absurdist characters for his brothers to laugh at
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finn95o · 1 day ago
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tiny Liam in Alex’s chest pocket
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Okay I couldn’t find a picture of Alex in a shirt that has a chest pocket…so it’s lil emotional support Liam on his shoulder for todays media
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everymangagojo · 3 months ago
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vicariousresearcher · 3 months ago
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for work I get to do mask fits for respirators (think gas mask lookin things) for blue-collar guys and one of the tests I say "shake your head like a dog"
and the guy I'm testing does it but the test fails, okay whatever
tell me why a buddy of his swings by behind me and says " you gotta bark too. doesn't work if you don't"
and why does this fucking man looks me dead in the eye and goes "woof"
so yeah that's very Simon and Johnny
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sambal-mata · 4 months ago
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The panel that started it all oml
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Kickstarted that special part in my brain that clings to found family GRRRRR ME WHEN FLOWER DUO SOBSSSSSS
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