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Minecraft stamps bcs I'm imploding
#web graphics#old web#neocities#da stamps#minecraft#stamp collecting#deviantart stamps#page graphics#rentry graphics#The fanfic hits hard#Me when me when#Me when the fanfic gets me hyperfixatwd fucking AGAIN and now I have 1.5 million more words to read and I I I#i hate it here#I called my friend up yesterday sobbing because everyone in the fic was happy and I've already read it and I know they're all gonna die#SOBBING#I'm im im fuckkkk hhhahhska#Me when I'm inarticulate#I fuckinf love Minecraft so much bro
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me: *is a writer*
also me: *can only ever seem to think of one way to say 'thank you' to the people who are kind enough to comment on my fics 🥲*
#it's always just 'tysm i'm so glad you enjoyed'#bc i can never think of anything else to say for some reason#it's like my brain short circuits and just creates one of those automated email responses la;lkdls;fkfg lmao#ik it probably doesn't matter but i feel like i'm so inarticulate sometimes when i respond to people lol#anyway#this is me saying sorry for that lol#fr i do appreciate your all's comments#which is why i always try to respond#i'll do my best to be more creative in the future but sadly i can make no promises lol#ignore me
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me: heehoo goofy kid's site comic monster dog man who made me a furry, he's a sweetie but he'll Murder if he feels it's called for and also his art is funny sometimes
me thinking about the fact that bruno was sixteen when he and his front door were the only things standing between his neighbors and lynching his family: Gets an Actual Lump in My Throat
#neopets#neopets bruno#neopets tale of woe#I'M JUST VERY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT ALRIGHT IT ALREADY MADE ME SAD WHEN I WAS LITTLE BUT GOD THAT SHIT HITS DIFFERENT NOW#i have words in me about it it's just all inarticulate blubbering at the moment#neopets dot com it's your fault i'm like this now#neotag
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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}
anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal
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𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂, 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋, 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒.
All sentences have been taken from different media to be compiled into a list. This is not a meme for minors, the content here goes from mild to highly sexual, topics like dominance, submissive, bondage,praise kink and breeding are all present so discretion is key. Change names, pronouns, locations as you see fit.
You are perfect. And now you wear my mark, your ass is mine.
Tie me up, please…
Kiss me hot,heavy,wet & angry with that attitude like you do when your mouth yells it hates me but your tongue screams it can’t wait for me.
Let me undress your body, caress your skin and wetly massage your mind back into making love to me again.
They wanted her. They all loved her. And they wanted to keep her.
A little vanilla never hurt anybody.
If you have any sense you’ll stay away from him.
Touch me, like this, like a good girl.
That’s it, use your tongue.��
I'd planned to have you on your bed the first time, but maybe I should take you here, by the mirror, so you can see how splendid we are together.
I’m not going to deny that I want to fuck you. I cannot do anything else, But I will say that I have plans for you if you say yes.
I’ll fuck you so good, for so long that the only thing you’ll crave is my hands on your skin, my cock deep in your pussy.
I want a second serving of you. I’m hard just thinking of your perfect breasts and hard nipples.
As much as I appreciate that, right now you’re all I want to eat.
Now will you please sit on my face already?
You are corrupting me, Theo.
But you like being corrupted, don't you, sweet girl?
The destruction of something beautiful can appear so entertaining.
If women were totally satisfied with their sexual and lovemaking experiences, women would welcome the lovemaking experience as much as men.
I want to learn from you. Teach me what you know.
Once I make you mine, you will be mine forever. I will call you and you will come, in more ways than one.
What have I taught you? Show me, sweet girl.
Use your thighs, ride like it’s your last day on this earth.
I been aching to be inside you since we met, you devil woman.
Hands braced against the wall, and open your legs.
You tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth.
I need you. Every pore of my being is begging. This is what we do.
The things I want from you, darlin’, will give you nightmares, ones like you’ve never had before.
If you could read my mind, I’m pretty sure you’d either be traumatized, sexually aroused or both.
The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
That’s it. You can take a lot more, don’t you? Hold on to me.
If you behave, I’ll let your hands go and touch me.
I love your skinny legs, and what's between them.
I don't want words, but inarticulate cries.
All you have to do is beg, and I will give you what you want.
I want you splayed out on the table like my own personal feast.
I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.
You make the sweetest little noises. But I need you to be louder, let everyone know.
It's like an itch, isn't it? You can feel it in your throat. You want to scream for me.
Every time you move tomorrow, I want you to be reminded that I've been here. Only me. You are mine.
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
And ye whimper under me, and struggle as though you wanted to get away, and I know it's only that you're struggling to come closer, and I'm fighting the same fight.
I can help you with that.
Forgetting him. Moving on. I’m okay with being your rebound. I’ve already said that I want you.
You’ll give yourself to me? Let me take control? Let me send you over the edge of ecstasy time and again until you awaken?
Possess. Have. Hold. Enjoy. Control. Dominate. Pick your verb, Ms. Fairchild. I intend to explore so very many of them.
I feel claimed.
You’re so primed. I can feel that hot little pussy clenching around me every time I move a muscle or say a word.
Yeah, arch your back so I can look at you going nice and tight around my fingers.
Pet, I give you permission to be as vocal as you wish, because I am going to blow your mind in a few minutes and I want to hear how much you enjoy the ride.
If you want me to touch you, all you have to do is ask. It would be my pleasure - and yours.
Watch me make love to you.
I'd like to bite that lip.
I want you sore, baby.
I cannot let you burn me up, nor can I resist you.
There is no room in my body for anything but you.
Eat me, drink me; thirsty, cankered, just take me as I am.
I live for sex. I celebrate it, and relish the electricity of it, with every fibre of my being.
I’m not wearing anything underneath. Want to see?
You will be staying here until I’ve deemed it safe for you to go back to your life. Do you understand me?
Dominate you? Yes. Master you? yes. Make you yield to what you want, make you surrender to who you truly are? Yes.
Why don’t you scream my name? Let every other man and woman who you belong to.
I don’t want to think, I just want to feel.
I taught you everything you know. Every man after me is just a shadow of what I did to you.
I knew you could be a good girl.
You were fucking made for me.
God is not gonna save you from me, baby.
My mouth wants you, I want to feel you in my mouth, way down in my mouth.
I am moist between the legs.
I came three times. During sex.
Do you know all the ways a Lady can be seduced? The things I could teach you?
You stay right where daddy puts you, baby girl.
Wait until you taste her. She is fucking delicious.
Lick my fingers and feel how wet you are.
Are there big, bad monsters in the woods who want to eat me up?
Right there, don’t stop. I can feel it.
Please come in me, I don’t care, I want to feel you.
Where do you want it, baby girl? Your cunt, your mouth or your neck?
Close your eyes and relax. One kiss. I don’t bite.
Seriously? In the morning, again?
You said to rest but I can feel you hard against my back.
You can do all the rest sweet, let me take care of you.
I want you to fuck me, Chris.
A little playful banter never hurt — or did it?
One should always explore something, before one goes in deeper.
Come here and undress me.
How am I supposed to do my job when all I can think about is getting back to you?
Someone could walk in on us.
Better be good and come fast, then. Or everyone will see you begging for more.
I can imagine my hands getting your fucking clothes off right now.
Do not shy away from the sensations I create, Cherry Blossom. Take pride in them, as I do.
Am I doing it good, baby? Just like you taught me?
Tell me I’m a good girl. Your only girl.
When I come, I come for you. Because of you and your mouth, hands, and insatiable little cunt.
My tongue, my fingers, my cum inside you. Just you and me, Eva. Intimate and raw.
How many have been with you ever since? Or no one compared? Tell me.
Show me then. I demand that you show me. That’s an order.
#roleplay memes#sentence meme#( cali meme. )#rp memes#rp prompt#rp musings#roleplay prompt#smut prompt#kink prompt#usft tw
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TG: so you admit you were stalling with all that bullshit TT: I said not entirely. TG: what do you mean TT: It's going to be a long ride through all this nothingness. TT: Maybe I just thought some company would be nice. TT: Before it's all over.
...I'm honestly kind of inarticulate, at this point.
This is just a deeply fucked-up situation - but at the same time, it's proving to be one of the most heartwarming scenes in the comic. Bittersweet might be the best way to describe it.
TT: I'll wake you, but only if you promise to rejoin the others. TT: Could you give a message to John for me?
I'm too weepy for theories, at the moment.
“I’m sorry.” is the best and only guess I have.
TG: if im promising not to chase you down then theres not really any hurry to wake up TT: Aw, are you sure? TT: I was looking forward to bowling another wicked googly with the yarn. TT: Sportsways. TG: nah ill stay asleep a while
Dave! <3
Dang it, dude. You’re getting dangerously close to S-Tier on the strength of this conversation alone.
Something tells me this ain’t no ghost.
Well, kids? Are you next?
TG: im stuttering this dude is making me nervous TT: You don't remember him? TG: no
You might not remember him, but one of your altselves died by his hand. It sounds like there’s some very slight memory bleed between the two Daves – just enough to give him goosebumps here, as some primal part of him remembers what if felt like to be stabbed.
This actually has some fairly wide-reaching implications, if true. For example, if Dave can remember his altself’s experiences, what’s stopping the Scratched kids from remembering their previous lives? Even if the memories are only processed as vague ‘feelings’, it would still be very interesting for Reboot!John and co. to be thrust into a session which is both new, and hauntingly familiar.
We might have seen this phenomenon before, actually.
Typheus!John seemed awfully emotional when he first laid eyes on Dad. I guess he was dimly aware that the man had been kidnapped by imps, but there might have been something else going on, too.
Was it possible that a fragment of his soul was aware that, somewhere far, far, away, a terrible fate had befallen his father?
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Cause we found ourselves in quite a situation
And when I'm by your side I feel elation
You kiss me slow but without hesitation
You threw me straight into inarticulation
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Could you tell me which slur is it? I'm not very familiarized with these words in english so i get confused when people vaguely refer to them
I get it why if you wouldn't like to, though
😅 yeah ngl, I kind of don't want to tell you, because the last thing I need is for this slur to get resurrected and violently used against Black people, though people practically say it without saying it atp.
But on the OTHER hand, if people are resorting to "affectionately" calling raccoon furries "Coons", a conversation is desperately needed in these furry spaces and beyond.
The coon caricature is one of the most insulting of all anti-black caricatures. The name itself, an abbreviation of raccoon, is dehumanizing. As with Sambo, the coon was portrayed as a lazy, easily frightened, chronically idle, inarticulate, buffoon.
Read the whole thing!
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John Price is the sort of man to bend you into positions you had no idea you could even do
“John- John! Please I can’t-“
“Shhh sweet girl, look, your knees are already next to your head yeah? just hook… fuck you look fuckin filthy like this..”
Thank you for this good soup!
MDNI/NSFW/18+
Bossy Price is my favorite Price.
The king of talking you through it, and not taking no for an answer, he just wants to see you push past your boundaries a bit and try new things.
"I know it hurts, but just relax. You're doing so good. Just breathe. Big stretch."
The pull of your calves hooking behind your head, and the rough scratch of his hands against the underside of your thighs distract you from the tug of his cock at your exposed opening. You've never been this open before. You feel helpless and...seen.
Especially with him looking at you with wide eyes full of amazement, like you were some marvel painted on a chapel ceiling. Or a masterpiece carved from marble and displayed on a pedestal.
Your own hands uselessly clasping at his arms and fisting the sheets as he spreads you wider and pushes you deeper into the bed.
"I can't, John. It's too much." The strain on your muscles, the threat of fitting all of him at this angle, the weight of his massive body pinning you down.
"You've already done it, love. Just be good and still for me. Just like that. I know you can do it. Deep breath." His words punctuated by the obscene squelch of his thick, ruddy length forging a path inside, inch by inch. "Fuck, love."
Rude and clumsy, like a bull in a china shop, he loses the last thread of control he clung to and buries himself punishingly to the hilt. He calls you filthy and beautiful and just so good for him as he watches your walls soften to accept him with every thrust. Your greedy, tight grip when he drags back out again.
His gruff, inarticulate moans and platitudes fuel you on, bringing you closer and closer to heaven as you finally relax around him and just surrender. The struggle fades away until it's just you and him, and the relentless rhythm rocketing you further as he fucks you through your orgasm and comes hot and messy deep in your core.
When he catches his breath and fetches a towel to clean you up, you try (and fail) to move your legs back down.
"Give me a hand?" You giggle, sleepily when he returns. "I think I'm stuck."
#call of duty#john price#captain price#captain john price#price x reader#captain john price x reader#captain price x reader#cod smut
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ok im gonna pass out now but i transcribed a decent chunk (5 minutes/1k words) of vitalasy & zam's conversation from yesterday! transcript under the cut
Vitalasy: Hi.
Zam: Hi. Okay. I've got a couple questions for you—
Vitalasy (overlapping): What’s going on?
Zam: I'm a little nervous.
Vitalasy: Okay
Zam: But, yeah. I don't know! Okay. when I think about my, like— my relationship with you on the server, right? it's a little, it's a little complicated, right, it's a little— little tricky, right? you know? We've had a lot of…tension, at times, or a lot of times where I wanted to kill you and you wanted to kill me and of course there was the time where… I ended up betraying you of course, and just— a lot that I've been thinking about a lot recently, and… I just, I don't know. I— I don't know, I just want you to know that… I'm sorry, and that (giggles) I don't know, I, it feels like— I I don't really know how to word this. but like— I don't know. A lot's changed since then, and I wanted you to know that. I really wanted you to know that, you know? I'm very different person now, so. I don't know. (pause) I'm really bad at this whole communicating thing, but, um—
Vitalasy (laughing): I mean, that— that's something that has stayed the same, then.
Zam (also laughing): Yep, yeah. Didn't improve in that r- I mean, I've improved a little bit—
Vitalasy: Maybe it goes both ways here, though.
Zam: Yeah, I don’t know. But, um, I wanted to show you something, okay? Because last time you were on the server, right? it was, like, during the abyss, right? or, I guess—other than this season, of course—but like—it was like, sort of abyss related?
Vitalasy: Yeah.
Zam: After— after you gave all your stuff to Jumper, um, after you gave all your stuff to Jumper and left the server, um… I— and like, she betrayed us, I kind of went on this whole, like, arc where I wanted to blow everything up on the server— specifically your base, um—
Vitalasy (overlapping): Wh— (splutters) I was gone!
Zam: because I knew it meant a lot to Jum—
Vitalasy (overlapping): What do you mean?
Zam: Well, it's because— it was to hurt Jumper, specifically, for betraying me, um—
Vitalasy: Okay.
Zam: And, again, a lot has changed since then, I'm not— I don't, that's not who I am anymore, and I want to show you that that's not who I am anymore, (breaks the slab in the corner revealing a water stream going down) so— I've built you a little present—
Vitalasy: Last time I— last time I followed you down a hole, I died.
Zam: (splutters) Th-th—that's not— okay— no,
Vitalasy: Let that be clear.
Zam: Not important! I—I— it's different. It's different this time, there's water and I'm down here. Just come on down! (pause; Vitalasy starts coming down the water stream) You can put your armor on if you want, but I mean, it's fine if you don't, it's cool. But, yeah. I don't know! Derapchu told me that I should build something—or, no, I think it was Kaboodle actually—said that, every single build that I have on the server, or, like, every place that means a lot to me, is, like, out in the open, right? Um, so I wanted to build something that meant a lot to me but wasn’t out in the open, so I've had this little area for like the past couple months and I just come here every now and then whenever I need to think and figure stuff out and I've really wanted to show it to you. for, like, a while now. (pause) So like, yeah.
Vitalasy: Zam.
Zam: mhm? …Cool.
Vitalasy: Cool.
Zam: (laughs) (sniffs) I'm sorry.
Vitalasy: Oh my God—wait. I need to— hold on, my camera is being annoying right now. But—
Zam: mhm.
(pause)
Vitalasy: Wait (inarticulate noise) Okay. Okay okay okay.
(pause)
Zam: So, like. Yeah.
Vitalasy: Zam, I don't— I don't know what to—
(pause)
Zam: What?
Vitalasy: When I think back on my favorite story
Zam: Mhm
Vitalasy: That I've done on lifesteal,
Zam: Mhm.
Vitalasy: I— think and talk about Eclipse Federation.
Zam: (noise; halfway between an exhale and a ‘hahh’?)
Vitalasy: Without a doubt, like—
Zam: mhm.
Vitalasy: I talk about it to— we're gonna, (stage whisper/exaggerated weird voice) I talk about it to my admissions officer, um—
Zam: Really?
Vitalasy: For college, yeah
(they both laugh a little)
Zam: Damn!
Vitalasy: Like, this was part of my, my, uh, college application season, ummm—
Zam: (laughs a lot) That's actually really cool.
Vitalasy: Yeah, like— really, if I'm gonna be so honest, I— I have very few regrets, and… this is not one of them.
Zam: Awwwwwwww.
Vitalasy: I, I don't, I don't regret anything that happened.
Zam: Okay.
Vitalasy: And, um—back then—
Zam: I do. I feel like you were right and I was wrong. But, yeah.
Vitalasy: No! No no no. I don't—I don't—I don't say that as a, I don't regret it because I was right, that's not what I'm trying to say, um—
Zam: I know. But like— I don't know, it's just like, I don't get to see you that often, so—it's just—I really, I wanted you to know that I feel like you were right and that I was wrong, and.
Vitalasy: (laughs) Come on.
Zam: I just like, I just wanted to say that—
Vitalasy: No, no, no. I'm not taking that. No, no, I'm not taking that! Are you kidding me?!
Zam: What do you mean?
Vitalasy: You can't say that! What? (punches Zam)
Zam: Okay…? (laughs) Okay.
Vitalasy: (punches Zam again) ‘Cause that's not true! That's not true.
Zam: Okay.
Vitalasy: I, I hid stuff from you.
Zam: …Uh-huh.
Vitalasy: Like, let that be so clear. And I'm glad we're, we're actually talking about it now— (looks around at the room) it's so weird, ‘cause like my worlds are kind of combining right now, (Zam laughs) but, um— (Vitalasy laughs) uhh
Zam: Yeah. Damn. Yeah, I don't know. I've just— missed you a lot and I'm really glad that you're back. Even if it's only for a little bit. (pause) So yeah.
(pause)
Vitalasy: We should play more. (punches Zam)
Zam: Yeah! That’d be cool, I’d be down.
Vitalasy: Yeah.
Zam: Yeah, for sure. I would love to see you around more, if you ever—could, I don’t know.
(pause)
Vitalasy: Yeah.
Zam: Yeah.
Vitalasy: We should see each other more. (punches Zam) We should see each other more.
Zam: Okay! I’m cool with that, yeah, of course.
Vitalasy: Yeah yeah yeah.
Zam: I really wanted to—yeah.
Vitalasy: (punches Zam) Let’s talk offstream. I, I think I have a couple ideas.
Zam: Okay, cool! I'm down, yeah. Alright.
#lifesteal smp#princezam#vitalasy#starfox#lifesteal#mcyt#zam#not a perfect transcript by any means#ideally i'd check the other vod to see if i can hear any of the words/sentences im unsure of more clearly#and i'd transcribe More Of It--there's a lot more good stuff in the vod!#but i'm pleased with what i have/it got my Favorite moment and it's longer than the clip transcripts i've seen passed around so!#therapists dni#from the house that we made our home
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I relate to and feel represented by Towa heavily in that he exhibits Schizoid Personality Disorder unlike any character I've seen before. It was in my head for a while but I couldn't get a hold of Slow Damage to find the evidence for it myself until now, I sort of just used to look at Towa, squint my eyes and mouth the words 'I'm onto you'.
This will be a long, indulgent post, I have not finished said game and will probably update when I do especially after Madarame and Fujieda's route. This is based on patterns I've seen so far in the game as well as some spoilers I came across. Read at your own... something or other.

SzPD's main characteristic is the lack of interest or ability to form relationships. Towa is on the side of a lack of interest rather than ability. One way I see SzPD in him is socially, he's indifferent and blunt or when he makes an attempt to spare feelings he's evasive, he maintains this distance with everyone around him. He doesn't chase after romance; sex and pain are stimuli that allow him to feel something beyond crippling apathy. It doesn't stop there though.
When he wants to, Towa knows how to adapt, negotiate and manipulate others. This can often come as second nature to many with SzPD, not out of malicious intent but through a way to protect themselves by setting the relationships they do make on their own terms. He interchanges between inarticulateness and eloquence according to Akhtar's Profile, selectively choosing what he gives away and what he keeps to himself.
Finally, Towa's art model in the moment, whoever it may be, can easily be considered his 'interest person'. Again referring to Akhtar's profile, those with SzPD can be capable of excitement with carefully selected people and likewise they tend to have a penchant towards typically darker and unconventional things as a form of coping. Combine those two and you have Towa's heightened interest in the selected few when he unravels their darkest desires.
A second way I see SzPD is through his feelings of unreality, schizoids tend to be seen as 'detached observers', there's a lack of motivation or drive beyond the few things they want to do. Towa doesn't hold any long-term ambitions and has no real sense of urgency over anything, he's often dragged outside by others around him or if he bar-hops and searches for hookups. He also holds a sense of grandiosity towards his indifferent observation, the line that stuck out to me the most was when he said to himself, 'All the more proof that life was easier when you didn't care about anything.' A view you will often see from Schizoids time and time again in response to other people's emotionally charged issues.
Towa sometimes dehumanizes himself, describing himself as a 'single minded robot' when painting, playing a role when granting his art model's wish like he did for Asakura or by referring to 'Human Beings' as though he isn't one of them. Obviously as a child Towa was horrifically abused and treated like a 'thing' instead of a person and a result of that he has a weak sense of self, he has a tendency to cave in around more dominant personalities. This can be another thing that goes hand in hand with SzPD, entering into a 'Master/Slave' type dynamic in social relationships (SchizoidVision has a post on this concept, here) As I've explored, Towa has the faculties to play the 'master' in these dynamics like with his art models but he takes a 'slave' role with the main leads that hold the potential to lead into even worse dehumanization in the bad endings.
Thirdly, a way I see Schizoid in him is through his emotions plain and simple, he hardly expresses strong emotions or reactions to anything and everyone sees him similarly, that he's aloof or uncaring. It shows even more in how he doesn't care for social validation, praise or criticism does virtually nothing. He sometimes feels accomplishment for finding his inspiration to paint but Rei ends up being the one posting it on Roost's blog. He isn't dependent on other people's opinions whatsoever. A huge part of SzPD traits.
Finally, the use of his internal fantasy and how it obsessively consumes his time. When he begins painting he becomes utterly immersed to the point he neglects food or sleep, you can't snap him out of it forget any sort of practical responsibilities. This reflects in SzPD in how daydreams tend to consume a lot of schizoid's lives, often preferring it over reality. It can interfere heavily with day to day tasks, I can say there's multiple times I haven't left my room, eaten or slept over a period of time when I get an urge to create something or lose myself in my own head.
Overall, there's so many boxes he ticks so far it's as if he's become the box himself. I connect with him a lot for these reasons and he can easily be considered a major comfort character and face for my page, plus somehow I find the time and dedication to write this essay when I have my abandoned assignments just begging me to make a start on them. (I won't until I feel like it.)
#ccbrainfix#slow damage#nitro+chiral#towa#towa slow damage#slow damage towa#szpd#schizoid#schizoid personality disorder#cluster a
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hey, so I live in an area that gets orange marches every Saturday during summer, and ive been going insane, not to mention it scares my cat shitless. tried to complain to environmental services of my local council, but as it's a weekend I was told I can only make a noise complaint after 6pm, otherwise call the police (won't be doing that).
I'm wondering if you/your followers know of any non-arrestable ways to disrupt an orange order (crucially, when it has just woken me up lol). not sure if water balloons are... legal? ive been considering leaning out my window and just inarticulately screaming at the top of my lungs (but worry about hurting my throat lol). any tips to deal with these fuckers??? lest one day i snap and do something ill advised.
I know you're probably half-joking but I'd strongly suggest you reconsider throwing anything because you'd put yourself and your cat in immediate danger. They wouldn't hesitate to kick your door in.
The only thing I'd recommend is soundproofing your house and/or playing your own music loudly to drown it out. I would also continue to pressure the council.
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Part 3
*meanwhile, somewhere at Dev*
Peri: Listen, maybe I can help?
Dev: No.
Peri: Why?
Dev: Because I can handle it myself. It's just homework
Peri: You look at one page for 20 minutes
Dev: Leave me alone
Peri: To be more precise, 23 minutes and 43 seconds
Dev: That's enough, I can handle it myself, I'm not stupid
Peri: I didn't say that. I'm saying you need help
Dev: No.
Peri: *sighed* We are walking in a vicious circle *turned around, saw someone coming into the room* Kiddo
Dev: I asked you not to distract me
Peri: Why do you have a doll version of Hazel in your room?
Dev: What? *turned around, looked where Peri pointed* It's not mine. Did you do that?
Peri: No, I wouldn't have asked you then
Dev: *came up, picked up the doll, turned it over* (in his mind) "It's just like a real one, and pretty cute... Wait, stop" *looked at Peri* How did she end up here?
Peri: *shrugged his shoulders*
Plush Hazel: You have such beautiful hands!
*Both of them turned their heads sharply towards the doll*
Peri: What? *stifled a chuckle*
Dev: Eh?
PH: And the eyes, oh, I just love your eyes! Especially when you're not wearing glasses or lenses. And when you don't gel your hair. I like your curls so much, they look like a cloud. You're actually very handsome. And you are so sweet, kind and funny! And you're also smart, and the way you get carried away and immerse yourself in different things as much as possible
Dev: Wh-what? *red*
Peri: So, of course, it's great that you decided to figure everything out, but still take it easy mini version of Hazel, he's going to suffocate now
PH: In fact, I like almost everything about you! I've been wanting to say it for a long time, but I was afraid it would ruin everything. I love y-
Hazel: *run into the room, gasping, all red* WAIT, NO! *Takes the doll away from the Dev, shuts her mouth* COSMO, WANDA, DEACTIVATE THE WISH, NOW!
*The doll disappears*
Hazel: How much did she say, Dev?
Dev: *very red, inarticulate sounds*
Hazel: Dev?
Peri: Kid, you have to breathe, otherwise you're going to die
Hazel: *turned to Peri* How much did she say?
Peri: Well, you interrupted her at the moment when she confessed to D-
Hazel: Understand *blushed very much*
*standing, silent*
Peri: You know, I'm probably not going to bother you, I'm going to talk to my parents... *flying away*
Hazel: *sighed* Dev, I... God, please forgive me for what happened, I thought everything would be different. Well, I mean, I didn't think *starts explaining and talking a lot*
*Dev doesn't hear her*
Dev: (in his mind) "SHELOVESMESHELOVESMESHELOVESME. So, Dev, calmly, you need to think rationally, don't panic. Calmly. Nothing serious happened, it's just Hazel, who we've liked for a very long time, confesses her love to you. She confesses her love to me. Hazel. Hazel loves me. Hazel loves me. Oh my God"
Hazel: And I think I like you, is it mutual?
Dev: (in his mind) "I have to answer something. Something cool and normal"
Hazel: Dev?
Dev: (in his mind) "Devin, you can't just stand there and say nothing. Answer anything!"
Hazel: Is everything okay? I understand this is unexpected-
Dev: Cool, thanks
Hazel: Huh?
Dev: (in his mind) "NOT THAT"
Peri: Dev... *handface*
Dev: What did I just say out loud? *blushed even more* No, that's not what I meant! I didn't want to say it! Forget what I said! Peri, erase the last 30 seconds, I should have said something cool and normal!
Peri: Nope
Dev: What does "nope" mean?! Peri, this moment cannot go down in history like this! It should be anything but not this! You don't tell the girl you like, "cool, thanks"
Hazel: Do you like me?
Dev: Of course, I do! How can I not like you? you're sweet, kind, funny, cheerful, you always forgive me, even though I'm acting like a jerk. I'm acting like this even now! It should have been different...*covered his face with his hand*
Hazel: Hey, it's okay, really! *took his other hand* Moreover, I embarras myself with this doll. I should have told you everything right away
Dev: You didn't embarrass yourself, everything is good! Really!
Hazel: Oh, thanks *chuckle* And besides, it all turned out quite original, don't you think? *smiled*
Dev: *looked at their hands, smiled back, nodded*
*Cosmo, Wanda and Peri look at them with smiles on their faces*
Cosmo: Ohhh, that's so sweet, first love
Wanda: I remember how you and I confessed to each other, it was like yesterday
Peri: Wait, no, let's have you with declarations of love a little later. And let's leave them alone, because it seems to me that we are clearly superfluous here
Wanda: You're right, they still have a lot to discuss
*Leave them alone*
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The Witcher Headcanon - Drunk: Bonus Scene - Part 2
Jaskier made it through the night, to Geralt's relief.
He woke, a bit groggy, but actually feeling pretty good for having gone on a binge last night. In fact, he barely had a hangover at all!
He spied Geralt sitting by the bed, watching him intently. He grinned cheekily and said, "Goodmorning, Sour Puss-!"
Jaskier was abruptly snatched up by the collar of his shirt.
Geralt shook him roughly, growling and snarling a reprimand that seemed to go on forever.
"So I got a wee bit tipsy last night-!"
Geralt cut him off with an inarticulate cat yowl.
"I'm beginning to get the uncomfortable feeling that something Not Good happened to me last night-!"
" 'NOT GOOD'?!" Geralt snarled. Words failing him, he gave Jaskier another violent shake and an enraged 'HMMMM!'
"I don't like your tone-!"
Jaskier quailed when Geralt yanked him up to eye level and hissed at him.
*"I won't do it again, Geralt, I promise!" Jaskier squeaked.
"You better f***ing not."
"I won't! I promise my days of debauchery are behind me! I shall henceforth drink responsibly!"
"Don't drink anymore for the next few days. You need to give your body time to recover."
"Oh, please--!"
Geralt: *giving Jaskier a hard shake and a threatening growl*
Jaskier: Okay, okay! I promise! No more drinking!"
It was a promise Jaskier had definitely made with his fingers crossed behind his back because that very same afternoon, he was three sheets to the wind when Geralt got back from a contract.
Geralt had enough.
He left his drunk bard at the inn. There was something he needed to do.
When Jaskier stumbled into their room that evening, Geralt was waiting, and he was not alone.
Jaskier made it to the room after navigating the stairs. He felt sort of weird.
It was hard to think, and he was confused. Where was he? Where was Geralt? Maybe he should go up these stairs.
It should have been easy, but the f***ing things kept moving when he tried to step on them. His head felt so foggy, and he felt really sluggish. Was he going to black out? Ohhh, he did not feel good! Maybe Geralt had been right. Maybe he shouldn't have had anymore ale...
By pure luck, he ended up at the correct room. He fumbled the door open after taking a few minutes to remember how a door worked and practically fell into the room.
He felt hands grab him, and he said, "Good catch, Geralt! I almost busted my face on the floor, which would have been horrible! I can't perform with a bruised face!"
Geralt didn't respond, which was rather curious...
Geralt didn't even get a chance to move when Jaskier fell into the room. Yennefer, lightning quick, darted forward and caught Jaskier before he hit the floor.
"Jaskier!", she exclaimed, shocked at his state. It was worse than Geralt had described.
Jaskier slurred something unintelligible, eyes unfocused, and his lips very pale. Yennefer gasped after a second of focusing her magic. There was so much alcohol in his system. Too much. She had to do something fast.
Later, she would admit to Geralt that maybe she'd panicked just a little, but it had been the best she could come up with.
"You thrice d*mned f***ing lunatic!", she cried, then hauled Jaskier up and backhanded him across the face.
Geralt thought that was the end of it, but Yennefer was not done.
"What-- *slap!*--the-- *slap!* -- f**k-- *slap!* --were-- *slap!* --you--- *slap!* --thinking?-- *slap!*
Jaskier gave her a few slow blinks in reply. "Wake-- *slap!* --up-- *slap!*--you-- *slap!* --f***ing-- *slap!*--tw*at -- *slap!*
Jaskier began reacting after the tenth or twelfth slap.
He didn't know what was happening at first, but then his head started to clear. The fog was beginning to go away, and he was starting to feel better. Except for the pain in his face. His cheeks were stinging for some reason...
Geralt could do nothing but laugh at the scene as Yennefer continued to punctuate each word she spat with a slap.
Jaskier, by now, was becoming clear headed enough to realize what was happening, and at whose hands he was suffering at.
His coordination was still off, and he was still a little buzzed, but he was now whimpering and yelping in time with the slaps.
Jaskier felt as if his head was clearing a little more with each smack.
His Northern accent was still slurred when he was finally able to remember how to speak.
"Yen--! C'n ye--! Am--!"
Yennefer was not satisfied with only moderate sobriety, though.
"You -- *slap!* --stupid-- *slap!* -- b**tard! *slap!* --Stop-- *slap!* --being-- *slap!* --drunk-- *slap!* --this-- *slap!* --instant! -- *slap!*"
Geralt was doubled over laughing. He didn't know how she was doing it -- if it was a spell, or sheer force of will -- but Yennefer was literally slapping Jaskier sober.
It was the most absurd thing he'd ever seen, but it was working! It was f***ing working!
Jaskier started babbling, begging her to stop, and Yennefer paused.
"You come back to your senses?", she asked, hand raised threateningly.
"Yes..." Jaskier panted meekly from where he'd fallen to his knees. He was completely sober. He was 100% raw dogging reality.
He was so sober that the idea that maybe he was turned on by this dynamic flat out refused to even cross his mind.
"Good!" Yennefer snarled, and then slapped him, hard, across the face.
Geralt choked back his laughter, wincing in sympathy. She'd put her whole arm into that slap.
"That's for almost killing yourself!" Yennefer said, then slapped him again, just as hard, "And that's for if you ever even think about doing that again! Lest ye forget, this is what awaits you!"
She gave him one more sharp smack, then released the collar of his shirt, turned to Geralt, and admonished him, "wipe that smile off your face! I'll do the same to you if you ever get that drunk!"
Geralt nodded mutely because he knew she f***ing would do it.
With one last stern warning, she summoned a portal and disappeared into its depths.
Awkward glances were exchanged, but neither Geralt nor Jaskier said a word as they turned in for what was left of the night.
The silence was finally broken several long minutes after they had gone to bed.
Jaskier said quietly from the dark next to Geralt, in a tone that was equal parts impressed and horrified, "That witch really did just slap the alcohol out of me!"
Geralt rolled over and laughed into his pillow, ignoring Jaskier's offended whining.
#the witcher#twn#the witcher netflix#the witcher headcanon#geralt#geralt of rivia#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#yennefer#yennefer of vengerberg#yenralt#geraskier#geraskifer#geraskefer#yennskier#yenskier#yenneskier#yennaskier#henry cavill#drunk headcanon
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So here are some thoughts about X-Manhunt.
First, it has all the usual flaws of this kind of big crossover adventure. It didn't seem all that clear that the writers were on the same page as to character motivation and beats. But then, I generally feel that way when I read cross-series events and I didn't really feel like this series was any better or worse. I'll be interested in rereading the series again once it's in Trade Paperback. It feels like the kind of story that reads better in that form than as a serial.
A funny thing about comics is that sometimes the incoherency or inconsistency between creative teams can lead to some really interesting elements for character analysis. And, in a weird way, I think Scott actually benefited from this.
IF there is an emotional throughline to this series, it's Scott and Charles. And while I've seen posts, rightfully, criticize the fact that Scott's motivations for wanting Xavier back in custody seem to be different in every scene and every book, I actually think that makes a certain amount of sense.
Scott's a represser, after all. He buries and avoids and denies, and that's how he tends to function. And his relationship with Xavier is complicated. It's always been. Even if we take a very narrow view and we look at the Krakoa era only, Scott's got a LOT to potentially be angry about.
How about the fact that Alex was made into a Hellion and given to Mr. Sinister, despite Scott's pleas and protests. The fact that Mr. Sinister was made a Council person at all is probably an even bigger one. The fact that Xavier's continued schemes and stratagems repeatedly led them to fall for Sinister's bullshit. Stasis's bullshit. Orchis bullshit. The fact that Scott ended up on trial for every single one of the Council's terrible decisions, the fact that Xavier actively sabotaged his rescue (thoughtlessly rather than maliciously, but it's not like he couldn't have contacted the guy at any point), the Agnew - even if Xavier didn't kill anyone in reality, he made Scott watch in simulacrum.
That's a pretty decent list. And that's not even getting into the fact that Scott spent six months being tortured, Krakoa's out of reach, it's more important that human-mutant relations go as well as possible because they don't really have anything else, and Xavier's idiot machinations have give everyone mutant-villain #1. You know, after months/years of presenting himself as the benevolent face of mutant kind.
So for me, the fact that Scott's motives are so incoherent actually works. Because he's repressed it all for so long and it's exploding out, and even he can't get it all straight because it's all there as a fucked up jumbled, inarticulate cry of rage and pain. It even makes sense to me that, in the end, he barely reacted to the revelation that the Agnew massacre didn't happen. The man is lost, tired, in despair, and the Agnew was just the tip of the iceberg. When Xavier is right there, spouting his usual bullshit, having learned apparently nothing...
As for the other characters...well...I'll leave it up to their fans to make sense of it all, if they want to. I'm a single character blogger after all. :-)
I actually rather liked the panic attack/power explosion moment. It IS very comic booky, which is disappointing when Scott's earlier attack was more subtly done. But I like that the thread isn't abandoned outright, and the power explosion is interesting. Scott's powers don't usually work that way, but it isn't without precedence. When his powers were out of control (or tampered with, IIRC) after AvX, it sometimes looked like that.
I do wonder if it might not also be connected to R-LDS, since Magneto's powers exploded out of control too. I wonder if it will come up in Adjectiveless.
There were admittedly a lot better ways to deal with Scott in a panic attack, but Wolverine stabbing him was pretty in character, I thought. And that monologue, silly as it was in parts, was probably the kindest Logan had been to Scott in years. And I'm including Krakoa in that assessment. I definitely enjoyed the banter after as well. And I never turn down an opportunity to make a penetration joke.
Xavier though, Xavier was frustrating in a way that I kind of knew would happen since he was arrested in the first place.
I never liked Xavier playing martyr in prison, because I always knew it'd end up this way. He was in there unjustly because he didn't kill the people of the Agnew, he kept quiet about that for everyone's benefit. Supposedly. But now it's revealed that he didn't do it, so he gets to fuck off to space happy ending style.
Except the Agnew was the least of Xavier's sins on Krakoa. The big issue with Xavier, which Scott touched on a few times, is that he keeps making unilateral decisions for everyone else.
From the beginning, Krakoa was a beautiful concept poisoned by secret scheming. You had Xavier, Magneto and Moira as a secret cabal, who were enforcing secret edicts and defying their own idealistic positions. (Destiny is problematic sure, but denying resurrection to precogs outright also screwed over innocent people like poor Blindfold. And opened them up to retaliation by Mystique when she got sick of being dicked around.
You had Xavier deciding outright, without any apparent input, that Sinister needed to be on the Council. His DNA stash was that important. The idea of STEALING said stash never comes up, despite the fact that we know damn well Sinister never got those samples consensually.
Xavier was King Arthur and his Council was his appointees, and every good decision was matched with stupidity. Sure, having former adversaries on the Council is a good idea. Exodus, I think, worked very well as a representative for the Acolytes. Even Apocalypse as a representation of the culture who originated with Krakoa. But rather than chronic backstabbers like Sebastian Shaw or Mystique - why not CALLISTO?
It seemed like, after Sins of Sinister, Xavier had finally realized that unilateral decision making was bad and was agreeing to elections. But then the Gala. You'd think Xavier might have learned something from the horror he felt when he thought he'd sent all of the Gala attendees to their deaths when he forced them through the gates. But no. Still more unilateral schemes. Ordering Rasputin to help him with his scheme, without caring (maybe without knowing) that he was interrupting his "son's" rescue, endangering Piotr and Logan in the process. Trying to murder thirteen year old Moira, and even if her memory was wiped, could a subconscious recollection have influenced why she felt like she had to choose Orchis over Krakoa to spare her own life?
And as mentioned, when he decided to (apparently) turn coat to Orchis, he had a good reason and it did accomplish some good. It did get him close enough to reason with Moira. BUT, in the process, he traumatized his "son" again, and, as mentioned, made the face of mutant society into the worst boogeyman ever. And he never seems willing to acknowledge any of that.
Scott wants to leave him in Graymalkin. And admittedly, that's pretty awful. I wouldn't wish my worst enemy in an extra-judicial prison. But honestly, if you think about it, what indication does Scott have that Xavier wasn't doing fine in there? He certainly meddled with everyone quite well before that, and when he shows up in Raid, it's under his own power, flanked by the teammates that he's mentally influenced. He doesn't seem to have been brainwashed like poor Fred and company, he's not beaten up by Hank. He seems fine!
I feel like, if they tried, someone could come up with an option that's not an extra-judicial prison OR fucking off to be Prince Consort of the Shi'ar Empire. But it is what it is.
I did get what I wanted in the end though: Xavier's out of jail, unable to play martyr anymore, and he's not going to be plaguing any of the X-teams or former members. And while I'm looking askance at "Imperial"- I have no interest in Prince Charles Xavier or the dodgy ethics at best of the Space Bird Empire- I have no need to read it.
Unless it crosses over with Phoenix, but maybe I'll be lucky and she'll eat him. (I still think someone should ask Jean exactly what she remembers of that time her split off alter ego possessed her husband and helped him kill their surrogate dad. I hope it's a fond memory.)
So yeah, in the end, I didn't hate it. The complaints, I think are valid, but there's a certain "greater than the sum of its parts" feel that I get from it that makes me really interested in rereading it as a trade.
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Okay. Let's talk Jamie and Roy getting beers and being idiots.
I know we are all still processing that whirlwind of a finale. I'm understanding that a lot of people hate the Roy & Jamie scene because it is 1) backslide-y (true) 2) they treat Keeley like a prize to be won (true) and 3) it's OOC (I actually disagree with this one, but I can understand why it's complicated). I want to start off by saying I completely see where this opinion is coming from and I respect everyone who just hates the scene because it shows normally kind characters being very unkind to each other etc. This is less me arguing against that as it is me trying to articulate (at great length, sorry) why it not only worked for me, but I genuinely liked it.
I like to think I strike a balance between loving everything the show has done and hating overwhelmingly on a show I claim to enjoy, but sure, you could definitely argue that I'm just giving my favorite characters the benefit of the doubt, or making excuses for them, because they're my favorite characters. I'll admit I'm historically very forgiving of all the main characters' many fuck-ups on Ted Lasso, but that's because I think the show works best when it emphasizes how kindness, forgiveness, friendship and love can still operate between imperfect, flawed people. I like seeing them make realistic mistakes much more than I like everyone handling everything perfectly, I'll bite.
So, back to Jamie and Roy. I enjoyed their finale plot because despite them making a world of mistakes, the regression felt very, very human. I don't agree at all with the take that this somehow erased all the progress they've made this season or the friendship the show has lovingly crafted between them. In fact, I think this actively reiterated it! (Note: I am operating with my ot3 goggles on at all times, so I'm going to write this with that at least partially in mind, but I think the gist of it works even if you ignore the bits that get a little shippy.)
For both Jamie and Roy, Keeley and their love for her is a major beacon guiding them. I think that is the crisp, clear thing in both of their heads this episode: Keeley is the love of my life. And they both believe that wholeheartedly, and they both want to be with her. (and it's goofy to pretend this came out of nowhere for Jamie/since when is Jamie still in love with her/etc. because he literally told her and us this last season and nothing that has happened since has indicated otherwise, btw.) But there's also something else now, which is their relationship with each other, battling with their Keeley thoughts. It's like, in Roy's head, for instance, I imagine there are two wolves: on the one hand he loves Keeley, and wants to be with her, and plans to win back her heart. On the other hand, there's his love and care for Jamie Tartt, which is much less defined and inarticulate and maybe still a little repressed, but just as overpowering. His love for Keeley feels so simple and clear in comparison, while his love for Jamie is something complicated and unsure, and in this episode, he's leaning hard into the first to avoid unpacking the second.
So Roy starts off strong. He sees Jamie with Keeley in the hallway and he doesn't flip out!! Instead, he approaches Jamie calmly, and invites him out for beers. Think about how different this is from his reaction to Jamie's love confession to Keeley in season 2. This is Roy's growth in action, and it's a resounding sign of just how important Jamie is to Roy now. Even when he is feeling jealous of the woman he loves potentially leaving him behind for a man he loves (a completely natural reaction, let's be so real, if not a "good" one), he also knows that for as much as he wants to be with Keeley, he doesn't want to lose his friendship with Jamie.
As for Jamie, I know some people took his reaction and subsequent response to Nate's question as like, shock at the realization that he and Roy are actually friends now, which I agree is something that had to have come earlier in the timeline (what was Mom City if not that) and would seem very out of place at this point. What I saw it as instead was Jamie's brain more just. sort of short-circuiting? Because: holy shit isn't this the best day ever? First Keeley agreed to go to Brazil with me and now Roy is asking me on a date for beers? this is so sound. This invite is out of place behavior from Roy even within the parameters of their friendship, because they still have a match to win and Roy has banned Jamie from beers as part of his training and despite them being close now I find it hard to believe that Roy often comes up to him right there in dressing room to ask him to grab a beer with no pretense.
Therefore, they're already walking into that bar in completely different head-spaces. Jamie isn't planning to discuss Keeley, and for Roy that is his major intention behind the evening. Jamie is nervous and downing his beer, and Roy is internally panicking, I'm imagining, over when and how to bring Keeley up. I think Roy is thinking: Well, I don't intend to stop pursuing Keeley, I genuinely don't want Jamie's feelings to be hurt when I get back together with her (and yes, it is a huge presumption for him to assume Keeley's going to eventually take him back. But I think it's also an understandable one), so I've got to tell Jamie I care about him, and that I'm going to keep going after Keeley, and he needs to be okay with that so that this won't get in the way of our friendship, which I also desperately need and am unwilling to give up. In his mind, Jamie is of course going to accept all of this, because Roy and Keeley are soulmates, which Jamie will clearly recognize deep down because it is so obvious and right and anyway, Jamie always does what Roy tells him to do (again, this is all misguided thinking. But we can see how Roy's anxious little brain that's bad at processing feelings and holding space for emotions could get himself here, can't we?).
So again, we start off strong with Roy saying he's proud of Jamie and them both thanking one another. But then Roy's blurting out nonsense about how Jamie just needs to pull himself out of the running and just let Roy be with Keeley. Which is obviously not on. And Jamie responds, simply, with No. I'd argue this is also a huge step for Jamie. Jamie really doesn't tell Roy no anymore, he doesn't tell anyone no. Jamie has spent so much of his time since coming back to Richmond working to be the person everyone around him wants and expects him to be. This is him fighting for something he wants for once, doing what is best for him. It was a fabulous progression to see. In the moment, boy does it work Roy up, because why is Jamie not agreeing with me, Jamie always agrees with me? but obviously at this point, Jamie is in the right. His relationship with Keeley was no less meaningful than Roy's just because Roy says it was, Roy doesn't have any claim on her, and there's no real reason Jamie should not try and shoot his shot with Keeley if Roy is going to do the same.
Here's where things start to spiral. Established flaws we know about Roy: he's competitive. He's bad at voicing his feelings productively. And he is territorial about the people he loves, a category that safely includes both Jamie and Keeley at this point in time, for better and sometimes worse. Yes, his next actions are grossly possessive over Keeley, yes Roy has made a lot of effort over the past year to do and be better than that, to break free of that cycle. But look, it's not a linear process. He's going to still mess up, and he does here. In fact he's downright mean, weaponizing Keeley against Jamie and throwing having sex with Keeley a month ago into Jamie's face, bragging about it, boasting. Same old cycle, same old patterns of ego-driven, prideful mistakes.
Which promptly prompts Jamie to also fuck up by bringing up the leak. It's a concentrated response intended to get a suitable rise out of Roy, because Roy has really, genuinely hurt him here, and Jamie knows bringing up that video is the one thing that will hurt Roy just as much in turn. It's not the right thing to do, obviously, but again, it's such a human thing to do. Hurt the person who's hurt you right back, even if you're hurting someone else (Keeley) by extension. Mind you, Jamie came here expecting a hangout (/date) with Roy over a rare beer, and instead he got Roy being a complete asshole and lecturing nonsense at him out of seemingly nowhere. He reacts to this change-up, well, not greatly. There is something so messy and emotionally complicated happening here and it hinges on how very much Jamie and Roy care about each other, not negates it.
Keeley, queen that she is, rejects them both out of hand and kicks them out not the curb immediately because they're both being complete idiots, acting like they're so gracious in giving her the honor and privilege of choosing between them. Not to mention they've clearly got something going on between them they haven't worked through and that sure as shit isn't her problem, is it? Keeley (presumably, and I wish we had seen this) calls them out their shit and tosses them right back out the door.
Which leaves Jamie and Roy to lament how they've let their egos get away from them, they've been idiots (which they acknowledge immediately) and decide that now they should go for kebabs, presumably to actually hangout this time, not to interrupt themselves with inflated talk about who "deserves" Keeley more. They both screwed up, they acknowledge it, and all they can do is try again tomorrow, and in the meantime, go on that kebab date.
I guess....I can just see where both of them are coming from? it's not mature behavior, obviously, it's maybe not what we would have liked to have seen from them in the finale episode of the show. But it was regression that I didn't feel impeded their overall progress. Roy in particular was being a complete dick about it, but that's why the very next morning he's finally knocking on the Diamond Dogs' door. And honestly, that conversation was heartbreaking. When Roy admitted he'd expected, after a year of putting in the work, to be a whole new person...god. This is a man who still completely hates himself, to the point where he can't quite grasp that he can be better where he's at now, that he doesn't have to transform magically into someone new in order to do right by himself and others. And so he has to consciously determine, once again, to do better, be better.
The message is: change isn't linear, you're going to fuck-up, and fall back into old patterns. What matters is trying every day to do better together, and be better for one another, than you were the day before. That is the meeting point all three sides of the royjamiekeeley triangle were heading towards by the end of the episode.
So yes, it was rushed, because no one gets much screen time in a finale (and the overarching issue with this season anyway is god awful pacing. The last three episodes could've easily been the second half of the season, while the first half of the season was stretched out and largely extraneous). And yes, I would've liked a more thoughtful follow-up conversation between Roy and Keeley or all three of them. My biggest issue was that we didn't get to hear Keeley's voice hardly at all. I would at the very least have liked to have seen her setting them straight at her kitchen table, because turning both of them down signifies very important growth in her, too, and I would've liked exploring that more explicitly. So it wasn't perfect. But I still liked it, I really did.
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