#Maybe the morlocks rescue them

[choccochocco]

If I had to make my own au of x men evolution, I’d make Todd based off of the Vijayan's night frog, and I’d make him really short (the frogs are tinyyyyy)

I’d also make Kurt’s tail stronger looking, and more like a monkeys tail (still with the arrow shape like a spear tho)

and I want to give kurt an arc where he learns to not insult others based off of their appearance. His arc would be slow, span a few ‘episodes’

maybe he gets stuck with Todd and has to escape an angry, mutant hating group, and they end up really far away, lost cus they were distracted with escaping

they then slowly get to know each other a bit better, learn they’re not so different, and that Todd has it harder that him in some ways

(in the au, Todd ran away from his family bc they keep ignoring his struggles (like sensitive skin that absorbs things like frog skin does, dietary needs, allergies due to his mutation, etc), but the brother hood are his family now)

and kurt just has a moment where it (the brotherhood’s behaviour) all clicks

also, the possibilities for Todd’s frog species are insane

there’s the flying frog (they actually glide tho), the glass frog, poison dart frogs ( hc that in a universe where he is a dart frog, he’d be non poisonous due to not eating the diet he’d need for his body to build up the chemicals, though he could use chemicals to do it), red eyed tree frog, purple frog, Indian bullfrog, hairy frog, etc

I like to imagine he’s tried to eat one of his friend’s (the brotherhood’s) fingers after frog brain mistook it for a worm

[yallemagne]

So I finished the first season of X-Men: The Animated Series of course. Highlights?

Episode 1 & 2: Night of the Sentinels

Jubilee's father really fuckin sold her out huh? And holy shit the fucking sentinels. Dog, why did you MAKE THEM SO BIG. I had expected like that they started small and got bigger ones when the X-Men were revealed, but no, without even alerting the nation that they were making these robots, they sent a giant ass robot into a mall to capture one teenager.

Me pointing out "huh Morph is getting a lot of moments here, I like it" followed by them immediately dying. Like damn. They really did that. No wonder the creators backed out of having Thunderbird be in Morph's role, that would have just been insulting. Especially since he probably wouldn't have been brought back.

"Tell Cyclops... I made him a convertible."

Cyclops refuses to apologize for leaving without Morph and Beast but instead offers Logan an opportunity for revenge. It's so them. These petty bastards.

Episode 3: Enter Magneto

Beast... you're so silly. So, Beast refuses a rescue by Magneto (he's imprisoned) because "I'm awaiting a fair trial that will prove my innocence"... girl. You are a giant blue man. So, yeah, another case where Magneto was right.

Sabretooth is such a fake-ass bitch, I love it. So, he shows up at the trial causing a ruckus and gets injured and the X-Men take him in and start treating him like their pathetic little meow meow. This couldn't possibly go wrong.

"Come on, they're gonna kill him!" "Good." *turns around* "WHAT?"

"He's a threat." "He was near death." "Not near enough."

They just keep giving Wolverine all the best lines.

Episode 4: Deadly Reunions

Sabretooth, my poor little meow meow... all you did was a few itty bitty kitty murders... That's what Charles is saying at the start of this episode.

Xavier truly does try to get to the root of Sabretooth's anger with some super therapy, but alas, Sabretooth is just That Bitch. We do know that a competent telepath can temper his anger though, just look at Birdy.

They leave Jubilee alone with him acknowledging full well "this man is more dangerous than Wolverine... have fun babysitting!" He's restrained in a chair growling "let me at 'em" as Senator Kelly is being racist on TV and Jubilee very kindly turns it off and he's like "sowwy I'm twying to be a good boy... 😿" So of course Jubilee sees his restraints are hurting his wrists and releases him to help. Hahahaha. Oh girl.

If this were a show being produced today, I could totally see Sabretooth being accepted by the X-Men because "daww look he's angry just like you Wolverine" being drawn out into a longer arc where he actually gains their trust so it creates a genuine rift in the team... but also maybe he's not that patient for a scheme like that.

(also I know the show probably isn't going with the continuity that they're blood-related, but Wolverine telling them Sabretooth is nothing but trouble and getting hit with "but he's just like you 🥺" is very brother-coded okay?? Anyone who has a terrible older brother can relate.)

"Alright you egg-sucking piece of gutter trash. You always liked pushing around people smaller than you. WELL, I'M SMALLER! TRY PUSHING ME!!" << that's some little brother dialogue.

(… Morph would have listened to Wolverine about Sabretooth. Morph knows the Deep Lore.)

Episode 5: Captive Hearts

Callisto saw Cyclops and immediately said "I'm gonna make him my trophy husband", and while that is a valid reaction, no means no, hun.

They literally establish Storm as the Morlock's future Moses basically with her promising to come back for them when the time is right and they feel safe to breech the surface. And then they gave Magneto that role in '97. Ugh. He has the nerve to say Xavier just left them down there when it was in fact Storm that respected their right to self-determination.

Episode 6: Cold Vengeance

I love every time I see Sabretooth, he's just so silly-looking. No wonder everyone else imprinted on him like "hehe silly orange kitty" he's so BIG. He's incredibly top-heavy, just look at his bazongas.

We got through this with no sacrifice of Inuit life but a sombre sentiment that they'll be abandoning the old ways rather than rebuilding their homes.

Episode 7: Slave Island

Jubilee and Gambit have a nice little dynamic. He's the first person Jubilee used her powers to protect and she does it multiple times. I imagine he's like her cool older brother with street smarts.

No wonder Gambit was suspicious of Genosha in '97. Can't really trust that all is well when the foundation of that place was quite literally built with slavery.

This just makes Magneto's "tsk tsk Charles didn't use his wealth and resources to ship a load of UNWILLING Morlocks to Genosha for their own good" comment in '97 all the more frustrating. Man can be a dumbass.

Anyway--- CABLE CABLE CABLE. My silly little big boy.

Episode 8: The Unstoppable Juggernaut

Juggernaut is such a funny guy. I feel like usually, the big guys don't get to be the wise-cracking type, so this piece of shit was fun to watch.

Also just love Colossus, he's perfect.

Episode 9: The Cure

It's hard to feel bad for Warren when he's literally rich and funding a project that can be easily weaponized to hurt mutants. Sure, he was tricked and wasn't actually funding his "cure", but it would have been awful even if he got what he wanted. Just wear one of those collars for the rest of your life, jackass.

HOW IS NO ONE CHECKING IN ON THIS RESEARCH?? This experimentation on human beings is taking place with no government interference???

Pyro and Avalanche are fucking don't even try to convince me otherwise. Pyro, I don't care where you are from, I'm gonna be so weird about you calling every man you meet “darling”.

Episode 10: Come the Apocalypse

The public will see literally any villain and be like "A RENEGADE MUTANT!!" Like yeah sure I think Apocalypse technically is a mutant?? But like they really just profile all criminals as mutants.

Again, not sorry for you, rich boy.

Poor Rogue, having to absorb all these men's damage.

Episode 11 & 12: Days of Future Past

Bishop is a fucking traitor holy shit. Sure he gets better but damn. Girly was really like "The face-eating jaguars would never eat my face." and then was immediately told he was no longer needed.

"Someone... or something has come back through the time portal." "CHECK PLEASE! TIME PORTAL?"

"You kids better behave yourselves; I'm staying behind to babysit."

"Okay, ROUND BOY. Let's dance."

Wolverine has all the best lines.

Wonder why Mystique specifically chose to impersonate Gambit for the assassination. Perhaps he seemed the most likely? Perhaps a grudge against him for his relationship with Rogue?

Episode 13: The Final Decision

I'm so fucking disappointed that the fate of mutantkind lies in the hands of Senator Kelly because, dog, I wanna shoot him.

When you make a giant racist robot factory and even the giant racist robot factory is smart enough to recognize that mutant rights are human rights and so it resolves to protect humanity by replacing it with robots. Fucking dumbasses.

Honestly makes you wonder what the fuck Trask thought he was doing coming back in the new series. He knew that starting up another Master Mold would inevitably lead to the robots replacing politicians' brains with computers and he DID IT AGAIN ANYWAY.

Seeing Chuck and Magnus working together always warms my heart. And then they go right back to being enemies.

That Mister Sinister teaser at the end was... I'm not gonna say it.

[the-firebird69]

This battle in Florida with the Rings and the circles has gotten very big and it is growing. Billions in the rings is nothing to stop at. And a couple billion down there, and mostly leadership. And they're taking a pounding right now, by the way, globally. overseas, it's even in more intense because it's night time. And they still are evacuating and they're not going to be doing well. And that's the pseudo empire. They are taking a hammering, and they will probably lose those areas. It's going to be a hell of a show, and they'll start with the minority Morlock, because they'll try and move in. because they have to. and there will be a war there. But this is very big. There's a lot of ships offshore. It's not 20 million but it is it's significant force and growing And Tommy F is nervous. It's getting way too big and fairly. soon it will be gigantic. And we do mean it will become gigantic right now. Right now, there's probably 300,000 ships a decent fleet is about 1.5 million. Those. that many ships would fill up. one third of the Gulf will be. still be far apart though. No, that would almost fill the surface of it up. There's a lot of ships. That kind of firepower and ships are coming this way. They will be here. late tonight. And coming from different places And they will fight each other at sea. in space. It's a similar story There are several stalled out Trump fleets. and those fleets are going to be possible. rescued. as others engage the pseudo empire here in other areas like this. And they. will have to detach. from the encircled fleets. They won't have a time to fight. And it's happening now BJA. Jason Brad Miscellaneous Mac and some trumpsters are heading towards the pseudo empire. And then it's towards the fleet that is not surrounding the ships. They are going to attack. and the clones will be. people of Venus. If the pseudo empire fails and falls apart. and it could be how Tommy F gets our son a vehicle. of sorts. Her son does say maybe it is a took took that's four wheels. And he's seen them driving around If he had a reason to get a little small truck, it might explain it. But he doesn't have that reason. He might. though with BG and all these projects he's come up with. And to switch out the motor, he would have to get parts and stuff And he'd probably be driving, went around and buy a used one that BG has. and they would call him Chinese. And the cart. it does. look kind of American though. but the configuration is the same as the horse and cart and BG says it's pretty much almost a match. But the horse in the cart of George is for racing and there's only a few things like it mostly trike motorcycles. So it's gonna go look at those.. This is going to be a massive war. These ships coming are big Each fleet is about 300,000. But there are ten fleets and there are three major groups. The Morlock, the pseudo empire. and the clones and there are some smaller groups coming to observe miscellaneous and minority morlock. We're gonna be there observing in the Max and foreigners. They're also attacking on land. This is going to increase that and the magnitude will become massive The waves from the ships are yes actually hitting the southern tip of Florida. It is causing erosion and more circles will open I'm getting a report that two on the East Coast have. one foot tunnels and four. each. and there might be two more shortly. They have tunnels going to them. It is going to be hell and these big ones are going to evaporate in less than a week. They will be gone and sunken 800 feet down to the bottom of the ocean. So let's get going everybody. We have a lot of work to do and we do know what vehicle it is and the powers here and elsewhere won't let us say.

do know what vehicle it is and the powers here and elsewhere won't let us say.

Thor Freya

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Zues Hera

[bigskydreaming]

LOL in all honesty though I’m way too amused by my own Jack Frost joke and its literally from a Bobby/Christian fanfic I wrote like, twelve years ago or something. It was right after Morrison introduced the idea of Christian in his run for purposes of Emma angst, and then they had that Emma solo, and I took that and ran with that fueled entirely by Rage and Spite, as I am wont to do. I now have no idea where said fanfic is, sadly. This was definitely way before Ao3. I think I only posted it on LJ, on an account where my friends list was like....entirely people from an entirely different fandom soooooo probably why that fic never really caught on. Whatever, I write fic more for myself anyway lmao.

It was pretty good though, think it would’ve held up well. The basic premise had to do with Dark Beast, the AU version of Hank from Age of Apocalypse. See, in the comics, when the few survivors of the Age of Apocalypse reality ended up in the 616 reality after it was destroyed, not all of them ended up in the present. Dark Beast, for example, ended up like twenty years in the past. And he didn’t have most of his memories, amnesia from trauma from the cross-dimensional travel or something. Which is when he met a then teenage Emma Frost, who’d just run away from home after everything that happened with her dad and Christian, and she ended up restoring Dark Beast’s memories with her telepathy, so they actually have history in the comics.

So I went with the idea of, okay what if you let Christian have agency in his trauma instead of giving it to Emma, who lbr, has PLENTY of story material on her own. So my premise was that it was Christian who ran away from home and ended up meeting Dark Beast and restoring his memories. And then Dark Beast, who has always been just as obsessed with creating the perfect mutant as Mr. Sinister is, if not more, because he’s like....equally obsessed with proving he’s better than Sinister....well instead of experimenting on the Morlocks, which is what he went on to do in the comics, he looks elsewhere. He never went after Scott or Jean, because he’s also a coward and Sinister scares him shitless, and DB knew damn well there was no such thing as a reality where Sinister hadn’t already called dibs on Scott and Jean’s genes. BUT, Dark Beast also knew from his own reality who all the other most powerful mutants would end up being....years before their powers even manifested in this reality. And since I’m me, of course I wrote it so that like, DB decided to focus on the other one of the 05 destined to grow up to be an omega mutant. 

And so he had Christian, who was young and easily manipulated because Love Me, I Need External Validation, My Last Name is Frost as In My Family’s Credo is What If We’re All Frosty All The Time....he had Christian use his telepathy to like, prompt Bobby into running away before the actual event that led to Xavier and Scott finding him and saving him and him joining the X-Men. Where Bobby of course ‘happened’ to bump into DB, who took him in along with his other young protege Christian, so he could like, secretly conduct experiments on Bobby blah blah you get it. 

But eventually Christian and Bobby fell in lurv and Christian was like what no, this is wrong, bad, not doing this anymore, so they run away together, and then it was basically just me writing them as a mutant Bonnie and Clyde who are gay and do crime together and say like, fuck all the adult mutants who try and manipulate them and other kids like them. Like Xavier, who eventually tried to get Bobby to join the X-Men and Bobby was like lol no, hard pass. Or the Hellfire Club, who eventually tried to recruit Christian except he was like lol no, hard pass. And then they were basically like this Chaotic Good power couple that just popped up here and there fucking shit up in a well-intentioned way that made half the X-Men grind their teeth and the other half snicker, and same with the Acolytes and other various groups. And there wasn’t really anything anyone could do about it because its canon that Bobby’s only real weakness is to psychics and having a world-class psychic as your boyfriend really kinda nips that weakness in the bud. Unless you come up against like, a cosmic-class psychic like Jean Grey, but lucky for them, she just thinks they’re adorable and tends to go whoops, missed them again every time they slip through the X-Men’s fingers.

And ultimately they decided their real mission in life was to rescue really young mutants whose powers manifested early and put them in danger, and make sure they get a chance to grow up without the various factions going ‘we’ll protect you, but only if you grow up to support our agenda and be One of us, shhhh, don’t fight it, just sign your life away on the dotted line, all the cool kids are doing it.’ And also me being me, and it being like 2004 ish? I think? Maybe 2005. Anyway. So my other preoccupation of the time was the Academy X kids so of course we’re talking like Julian and Josh and Cessily and the like, who were all like, adorable little ten year olds at this point in time, but also V. Beyond the Capacity of These Two Hapless Gays to Handle Without Help. Like, apparently omega powers and world-class telepathy do not actually qualify you to effectively parent a mob of young mutant menaces when you’re only 21-22 yourselves, who knew. So they ended up just showing up on the doorstep of one of Emma’s properties, mutant menace mob in tow, as she was the White Queen by now, and Christian greeting her facepalm moment with ‘Hey Ems, remember how you always wanted to be a teacher?’

And then there was this bit where Emma was something like “I’m a bit busy trying to take over the world, darling, try me again after my mid-life crisis.”

And Christian was all: “You can teach and take over the world at the same time, y’know, some of us are capable of this little thing called multi-tasking?”

And Bobby helpfully piped up: “I can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time.”

Cue Emma’s wrinkled nose and accusing stare at her brother: “What on earth do you see in him?”

But Bobby just turned around and was like: “Umm, for starters, my ass is amazing. Have you not seen it? Here, touch it. Go ahead, you can squeeze it.”

Emma: .....

Christian, shrugging: “Well I mean, he’s not wrong.”

Emma: “If I agree to this idiotic plan of yours will you leave immediately and never come back?”

Bobby, stage whispering: “Tell her we still want holiday visits, so we can be the cool gay uncles who show up and spoil them rotten and thus they love us more than her. But don’t tell her that last part.”

Christian, dutifully: “We want to still come by for holidays so we can be the cool gay uncles who show up and spoil them rotten and thus they love us but no more than you, an equal amount only.”

Emma: “I’m standing right here you imbeciles.”

Bobby, still whispering: “Make sure that includes Easter. I’m pretty sure if I show up in a bunny costume I can make her head explode.”

Christian: “Just to be clear, that includes - “

Emma, a vein in her temple throbbing: “Just give me the children already.”

Bobby, gathering up the kids in a crowd around him, all noisy and giggling and clamoring for his attention: “Okay kids, so here’s the plan. From now on, you guys are gonna stay here in this big old house with Auntie Em!”

Emma, appalled: “Oh. My. God.”

Christian frowns: “Emma, please stop trying to fry my boyfriend’s brain. I’m not going to let you.”

And then the kids swarmed through the door past her into the hallway and there were the sounds of stuff breaking, distracting her for a bit before she like, glared at Bobby and was all: “This is all your doing!”

Bobby, hurt: “Only mostly! Chris and I are a team. A united front. It was a 60/40 split.”

Christian: “Well....”

Bobby: “Okay, 70/30.”

Christian: “You said you were going out to get some waffles to make breakfast in the morning and you came home with waffles, ice cream, and Julian on your shoulders.”

Bobby: “He followed me home!”

Christian: “That’s not how he tells it.”

Bobby, whirling on the ten year old Julian Keller who’s playing a Gameboy and looking entirely unconcerned: “You little traitor.”

Julian flipped him off.

Bobby, scandalized: “He did NOT learn that from me.”

Julian, still not looking up from his game: “Yes I did.”

And that was when Christian started dragging his boyfriend back to their car, before Bobby can get into an actual fight with a ten year old, yelling back over his shoulder at Emma: “Okay, great, thanks so much for doing this, let us know if you need us to bring anything when we come back in a few days with the second batch.”

Emma, distracted and trying to do a headcount: “Yes, fine, be gone already. ...Wait. What second batch? DRAAAAAAAKE!!”

But it was too late as the car is halfway to her big mansion gates by then, Bobby cackling: “Hey, we should totally get a dog. Like a little foofy one.”

Christian, knowing better than to ask but asking anyway: “And why is that?”

Bobby: “Bet you anything I can get her to say “I’ll get you and your little dog too!’”

Christian: “I’d appreciate it for both our sakes if you never do or say anything to suggest to my sister you’ve ever compared her to the Wicked Witch of the West. I mean, not that she’d protest on moral grounds, but she takes her color schemes very seriously. And you do know you don’t actually have to provoke her quite so much...”

Bobby: “Mmmm....agree to disagree. It’s the principle of the matter.”

Christian: “What principle? What matter?”

That was the gist of that scene anyway. Dialogue’s probably different, but you get it.

Ugh, I probably have the whole thing sitting in an old email account somewhere because that’s always been my main way of backing stuff up, is emailing it to myself. Problem is, I think I had a specific fandom email account back then and I don’t know what it is anymore lol. 

[bedabug]

Every day I see people romanticize the relationship between Kitty Pryde and Piotr Rasputin and I find it frustrating. Maybe they love it because they only ever read Whedon’s run of Astonishing X-Men where he dismissed all the emotional abuse Kitty suffered at the hands of Colossus as if it was not important. Or maybe they just have trouble recognizing their relationship in comics in the 80s for what it was. Or maybe they grew up reading comics in the 80s and were too young to truly grasp just how toxic that relationship was.

Whatever the reason it’s an incredibly prevalent view point, to the extent where there was even cutesy reminiscent panels about their relationship in X-Men Prime.

So here’s why this relationship is a toxic disaster that I really wish people would stop romanticizing.

Kitty first showed up in Uncanny X-Men #129. She was 13 and literally the moment she saw Piotr/Colossus she wanted to jump him. This is because she was 13 and he was a big strong 19 year old. Now 13 crushing on a 19 year old is odd but young teens can be dumb like that. What made it weird was Piotr did basically the definition of keeping someone “on the hook.” He’d say the equivalent of “We can’t be together right now” implying they could be together one day. It mostly feels like he just likes the attention Kitty gives him, however it’s important to note that the moment any girl that wasn’t Kitty was around he generally would hit on them, implying his feelings for Kitty weren’t genuine or serious.

Piotr then manages to say one of those classic “danger this older person is bad” warning signs with the ol’ “if only you were older” type of line. (Uncanny X-Men #165)

Ugh. 

This kind of almost toeing the line nonsense continues for a while, including a time where Ororo walks in on Kitty and Piotr kind of canoodling in Ororo’s attic space which she does not like as she understands Kitty is too young for Piotr.

Then in Uncanny X-Men #179 Kitty agrees to marry Caliban of the Morlocks to save Piotr. Now granted Piotr was literally frozen and unable to react to this but after he was healed when Kitty went to return to the Morlocks Piotr said fuck all about it. This was viewed by Piotr as an obvious given. Kitty loved Piotr so of course Kitty would sacrifice her happiness to save him. Also check out her truly terrible 80s make shift wedding dress.

Then the original Secret Wars comic happened (called Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars) and in that comic Piotr met an alien named Zsaji. Despite not being able to speak to her, and despite her dying within about 24 hours of meeting her. He decides he’s so in love with her he has to tell Kitty they can’t be together for real. So in Uncanny X-Men #183 he dumps her. Kitty cries even though Piotr has only ever treated her as a convenient fall back plan if his love life never panned out.

At this point Kitty is still just 14.

In that same issue after this Logan, Kurt, and Piotr go to a bar where the Juggernaut is and Logan and Kurt stand by while Piotr gets the shit kicked out of him.

I’m serious. Catholic Nightcrawler stands by and watches his friend get pummeled? Why? Because both Logan and Kurt think Piotr deserves it for how he treated Kitty.

It’s worth mentioning that Claremont (the writer for their entire relationship up until this point) admits to making it toxic on purpose. It wasn’t supposed to be healthy it was a young love/borderline obsession for Kitty and something Piotr could use as an ego boost and when he was bored. Unfortunately despite it being purposefully written that way, few remember it because people have nostalgia goggles.

Anyway after this whole thing the X-Men fake their deaths and move to Australia (for what is undoubtedly the best X-Men era, fight me) while Kitty, Nightcrawler, and Rachel move to England and help form Excalibur (probably my all time favorite series).

Now here you could be like “well their relationship doesn’t seem so bad. Sure Piotr barely cared about Kitty and took her for granted because he liked the attention, and sure Kitty was way way way too young for him, but it wasn’t that bad.” And fine I guess you can feel that way. But there is, of course, more.

Illyana dies and Colossus joins Magneto’s Acolytes, after Kitty tries to stop him and there’s this weird convoluted plot around it which is worth just skipping over, I’m only mentioning it here because Piotr and Kitty fight about him being with the Acolytes.

In Excalibur, continuing Marvel’s creepy trend of putting teenage Kitty with men too old for her, Kitty eventually meets Pete Wisdom and starts dating him (only after some serious queer baiting). The comic, to assure readers Kitty was of age now, makes a point to show Kitty’s 18th birthday party but if you do the actual math she’s only 16 by that point so her relationship with Pete Wisdom is kind of a creepy grey area as he was 26 so even if she was 18 that’s still a hell of a difference but that kettle of fish is for a different “this relationship is fucked up” post.

Kitty and Piotr remain on opposite sides of the world for a while until after leaving the Acolytes Piotr decides to go to Muir Island where Excalibur is based off of, thinking that Kitty will take him back. Unfortunately he gets there and the first thing he sees is Kitty and Pete Wisdom kissing.

So Piotr does what any totally rational person does when they see their ex kissing someone else 5 years after you had dumped them. He brutally beats up Pete Wisdom, to the point where he nearly kills him. (Excalibur #92) All the while talking about how Wisdom took his “katya” from him. Never mind the fact that Piotr dumped her for a dead alien he knew less than 24 hours and never actually spoke to. Never mind that last time they spoke Kitty and tricked him to try to get him to leave the Acolytes and it had ended with a lot of shouting. This really drives the point home that even though Piotr dumped Kitty he always expected her to wait for him. Kitty was Piotr’s convenient fall back plan, someone he just assumed would wait for him. This is also the turning point. It’s post this comic that Piotr is shown more as mooning over Kitty rather than the other way around. Guess you always want what you can’t have.

[I’ll admit I got some satisfaction out of this because Wisdom wasn’t good for Kitty either. Not actively emotionally manipulative but still not good. Plus he was mean to Lockheed, so fuck Wisdom.]

Piotr apologizes and ends up joining Excalibur where there’s weird hints of his feelings for Kitty being a thing, but also occasionally hints at his feelings for Meggan which is not really expanded on. 

Piotr and Kitty stay with Excalibur until it disbands and then rejoin the X-Men briefly. Kitty leaves for college, Piotr sacrifices himself to end the Legacy virus, and then we get a few scattered Kitty in mourning issues including one where she goes to Russia and spreads his ashes (X-Men #110)

Ironically I like Kitty’s relationship with Piotr the most when she’s mourning him. I think the issues in X-Men Unlimited that tie into that plus the ashes spreading issue are great little one-offs. But it also shows closure, Kitty not feeling romantic towards Piotr anymore, not even his memory. She describes him as one of her best friends. Which is how I think their relationship is best suited.

Unfortunately this doesn’t end here.

In Joss Whedon’s series Astonishing X-Men (which is really good despite the Kitty/Piotr crap) Colossus comes back to life (and he’s been alive and in a cage for a long time apparently). Immediately Kitty is smitten all over again. They bang and then Kitty gets trapped in a giant space bullet and is effectively dead.

Then Kitty gets rescued by my main man Magneto (Uncanny X-Men #522) and Piotr never moved on despite Kitty being gone for a couple of years, so they immediately resumes their relationship.

Piotr takes on a demon curse/corruption/thing instead of letting Illyana do it (which turns out to be her manipulative little plan to force Piotr to go through what she went through which is seriously fucked up) and Kitty dumps him in Uncanny X-Men #543.

They stay friends because of course they do but eventually go their separate ways when the X-Men split up in X-Men Schism with Piotr staying on team Cyclops and Kitty leaving with Wolverine to start a new school.

And boy if you thought maybe this means we’re FINALLY done you’re wrong. Things are great, Kitty and Bobby start to consider getting together which sure why not I guess. Then the Phoenix five happened. Piotr, Emma Frost, Namor, Illyana, and Scott (or team PENIS) all get taken over by the Phoenix and go a little crazy.

One of the things that happens is Colossus goes to the new school and just fucking attempts to threaten Kitty to be with him again. (Wolverine And The X-Men #14)

Now this is supposed to be showing Piotr losing it, as kind of a hint that team PENIS were all definitely going crazy, but honestly this was so par for the course that when it came out I wasn’t even sure that he was going crazy, or if him being super powerful just made him decide fuck it and go all out.

After that they stayed separated romantically so this truly was the end, but if the damn hints in X-Men Prime mean anything, this will probably change soon.

[weatherman667]

Luke Cage is one of the most loved comic books characters of all time.  All the hardcore comic book fans I know were literally shaking with joy when it was announced he would be getting his own Netflix series.

She-Thor destroyed one of the most successful comic book franchises of all time.

The X-men are half women, and are from all over the world.  From Russia to Africa to Morlocks living underground.  It’s still one of the most popular comic book franchises, despite what Fox is doing to them.

Spider-Gwen is more popular than Miles Morales, and it involves idiotic comic book alternate dimensions.   Especially among female fans.  And cosplayers.

Funny, I have yet to see a single instance of the new Power Girl being cosplayed, whereas they still love cosplaying the old, giant-busted, giant-cleavage Power Girl.  The same thing for the new Vampirella.

Mocking Bird is absolutely hated.  Not because she’s a female super hero just trying to find her place, but in order to justify her, they have to turn all of the male super heroes into horrifying bigots, when they have never been before.  Even female comic book fans are complaining about her Feminist agenda.

What does this all mean?, comic fans are more than willing to accept an incredibly diverse array of characters.  They are willing, and often eager to accept social justice causes.  But what’s most important of all is that it is done well, with interesting characters, well written stories, fun, action, adventure.  They complain when you take their existing characters, remove them, and replace them with token minorities, who’s only interesting aspect is their tokenness.

I’m fully willing to have Iron Man retire, (I would love to see old super heroes logically retire), and fine, have his apprentice be a black girl, but don’t call her Iron Man.  If anyone was going to become Iron Man it would be War Machine, or maybe the Falcon or Rescue.  There are already people slotted in-line.  Call her, say, Iron Maiden.  Literally one of the biggest complaints I have against her is the afro.  It won’t fit in the Iron Man helm, and would ridiculously affect the aerodynamics and control.  Yes, comic book fans care about the laws of reality... sometimes...  Obvious removal of acceptable breaks from reality can be really jarring.  They also gave her a chest-implanted ark generator.  The reason Iron Man uses it is that it’s a medical device that stops metal shards from digging into his heart.  War Machine has a similar suit, but doesn’t use an implanted generator, it’s instead built into the suit.  The new Iron Man, because of her afro, doesn’t wear a helmet, which is absolutely brilliant idiotic, not just for protection, but because it contained all of the avionics, ventilators, and is absolutely critical to aerodynamics.  Speed was what defined Iron Man when compared with War Machine.  They instead bulked up her armour, (leaving her helmless), making her move along the lines of Iron Monger.

What this all means is that they aren’t introducing an interesting new character, they are just wholesale replacing a beloved character with a tokenized replacement.  Did Supergirl become Superman?, no.  She doesn’t need to be Superman to be super, and she was brought in to round out the cast, not replace a main character.  Batgirl never became Batman, but she did, (sometimes), become Batwoman.

Next let’s focus on sexuality.  Female fans don’t care that female super heroes are overly sexualized.  How do I know this?, aside from actually talking to female geeks on a regular basis, instead of simply talking for them, but cosplay.  Cosplay is a very visible way to find out how much of a fanbase a character has.  Go to any convention and you’ll have two slave Leias for every Darth Vader.  There are entire websites dedicated to women helping other women make a good slave Leia costume.  Most conventions will have a giant slave Leia groupshot.  If female cosplayers do crossplay as a male character, they will more often than not make a sexier version of that male character.  Finally, as I mentioned before, the newer, less sexualized versions of older, sexier characters are almost never seen.

The idea that female fans need industry outsiders to come in and rescue them from their beloved geekery is preposterous.

The idea that comic fans are just bigoted is also preposterous.  They love social justice causes, so long as they are done well.  What they abhor is when you replace existing characters for the sake of diversity, (and, honestly, I’m still pissed off about Knightfall).

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The Gifted midseason premiere was one hell of a way to kickstart this second half of the season. If you thought this war wasn’t personal before? The right characters found motivation to take the gloves off. This was that time for the major players in this conflict to stand up for better or for worse. As I said last week, where once I questioned the direction this story was taking, now there is more confidence in place of that after the events of this episode. When this war comes, there is no doubting that it will be explosive.

John’s rescue changed things in a big way for everyone involved. This goes for the Strucker family in particular. I was glad hat we could finally get somewhere for this family that can’t help getting in their own way. There was only so long they could all for the most part keep going thinking that Andy wasn’t a bit lost on the path he had taken. They needed their eyes opened, and Lauren needed somewhere to actually direct her emotions. The best place is at the very institution that helped create the monster that Andy has turned into. It made sense that she could also get that push to explore the upper limits of her powers on their own. This of course wasn’t going to come without some trouble. The promos hyped up some trouble that the Strucker family would face when the police come knocking at their door. How they got out of this was as clever as it gets for them. I think I almost felt a little more investment

Aside from the Strucker Family, the Mutant Underground was in a tough spot when there was still the question of what to do next. Getting back John was one thing, but that didn’t change the wall that they had hit ever since the rest of the MU went dark. There was one thing we had to look forward to, and that was another interaction with the Morlocks. For what reason? That was what we anticipated finding out. I was satisfied with the justification for this visit and what they needed from the Morlocks. It continues to give this faction of mutants relevance in the show, and it shows just how desperate Marcos and Blink are to get ahead of this growing conflict.

For the Inner Circle, it helped to see that one side could easily go back to business. Not without some things to address about past events, but you expected nothing too significant to change for them when there was an end goal to reach. Since last week focused on just Andy and Lorna, it was also great that we could shift back to Reeva and the Stepford Cuckoos being involved again. The surprise they brought with them was a cool development for the fact that we could only go so far without introducing some new faces. And I should say new faces with some awesome powers to match. The effects used for them were quality. Didn’t come off as too much or too little. It was about time that we could also run into a few who could really make things go boom. The only question that we could be left with was if a potential Rebecca was possible to run into. With that said, Lorna beginning to re-evaluate her trust in the Inner Circle wasn’t hard to believe, even if this wasn’t anything new. Who she turned to was quite the turning point.

I have to say, it was one hell of a twist they threw in for Reeva at the last minute. Just when you think you understand her and her mission, they flip the tables almost immediately. When it comes to this mutant, you expect the unexpected. A great state of mind to put viewers into when we don’t even know what kind of war this will escalate into when the time comes. Will it really be mutants versus humans? Or maybe mutants versus mutants? Heck, it could just as easily be both and the Purifiers on their own side because no one wants to associate with the extremists.

The Purifiers storyline isn’t going to win over any fans, but for them it is just as good to see progress in where they go from the events of last week’s episode. You don’t suffer the kind of loss that they did without a direct response. Meaning that this is their time to make bolder moves. Some inner conflict created didn’t hurt either. Someone was bound to get out of character after that chaos, and they chose the right guy to take up that role. Once again we were back to that line in the sand that Jace has tried to hold. The consistency with that stance of his is the best thing that he has going for him on this side of the conflict. Jace’s new motivation was established here, and hopefully that should ease most of us past the irritation of his priorities. He knows what he wants, but he has to pick his poison if he wants to meet those results. Benedict Ryan’s role may be pretty small for the time being, though it works that he is the devil in Jace’s ear to do the job that he needed a face for.

The Gifted “meMento” served as an excellent transition from the events of “eneMy of My eneMy”. Lines have been drawn in the sand, lines have been crossed, and there’s so much more to this story revealed that you were not ready for before. Story decisions are getting bolder, and that is what we need to see from this point forward if they want to hold on to our anticipation for more.

The Gifted “meMento” Review The Gifted midseason premiere was one hell of a way to kickstart this second half of the season.

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AKA: Angel, “Gabriel”, Apocalypse, Dark Angel of Death, Dark Angel, Death, Avenging Angel, Savior of the Chosen, “Angel of Death”

Even though is was the third member of the original X-men that Xavier recruit, he was actually the first one to be a hero. Introduced in X-Men #1 (1963) by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Warren had been a hero known as Avenging Angel when he was recruited by Xavier into the X-men. As a member of the team, he was one of the backers as well as been in a love triangle with Jean Grey and Cyclops but that soon changed when he met Candy Southern. He remained with the team, only leaving for a period when he didn’t agree with Cyclops leadership. He returned but was one of the original X-men to leaving after been rescued by the new team of X-men, following his kidnapping by Krakoa. After that he became a member of the short lived team of the Champion (now known as the Champions of Los Angeles). He rejoined the X-men during the Dark Phoenix saga and stayed on the team when Cyclops left.

He would later join Beast’s led Defenders before joining the other founding X-men to form the original X-Factor. It was during this period that Warren experienced the darkest period of his life. During the Morlock Massacre, which saw the Marauders hunting and killing most of the mutants under New York, Warren was capture and tortured by the Marauders damaging his wings. Cameron Hodge used this opportunity to fake a report that Warren’s wings were beyond repair and had them amputated. Distraught, he was perfect pickings to be manipulated by Apocalypse, who gave him new metal wing and blue skin and made him his Horseman of Death. He was freed from the brainwashing thanks to the X-factot but this experience would remain with him for life. After the murder of Candy Southern and Warren “killing” Hodge, he took up the name Archangel.

When the X-factor team rejoined the X-men, Archangel was made part of Storm’s Gold team. Skipping a few thing here or there, he later regained his original wings after his metal ones molted but kept his blue skin. However a battle with a plant power Black Tom Cassidy saw his blue skin return. He later gained the ability to heal people with his blood. After the Messiah Complex, Warren was attack by a berserk Wolfbane which saw his wings ripped off. This cause his metal wings to regrow but he developed a second personality in Archangel. He was then able to switch between the 2 version (Feathered and Metal) at will and joined the X-force. He used this team to help hunt down Apocalypse followers and prevent him from returning. However this caused a program embedded in Warren’s mind to become a version of Apocalypse. Using the Life Seed, he planned to rule the world but was stopped by X-force and lost all his memory. It should also be noted that during this, he managed to get one of his Horsemen pregnant with what would become the Apocalypse Twins.  He regain his memories and with the help of Xavier, gained control over both of his forms.

Archangel has had many figure over the figures from both Toybiz and Hasbro. Toybiz released a version of Archangel in the original X-men classic line but that was more of a kid’s toy. (It was later re-release in the X-men line). In their Marvel Legends Sentinel line, they release his second Angel Champions costume with the classic blue costume as a variant. He wouldn’t see another release until SDCC 2012 as a part of the X-Force box set exclusive to that convention in his X-Force costume. This was repainted and release as a classic Archangel in the Rocket Raccoon wave sans BAF piece. He saw another release in his First Appearance costume  as part of a TRU exclusive All-New X-men box set. Finally he saw a re-release/repaint of the Classic Archangel as a Entertain Earth and associate sites exclusive.

Haves

First Appearance

Recommend Figure:Hasbro Toys-R-Us Marvel Legends All-New X-men Box Set Angel

Background:

When the team was first assembled, they all wore similar costume that would become the teams default training costume.

 Why you need it for your collection?:

Unless you have to have every first appearance costume, then this can be skipped as the set is not that great as they use the wrong body for each of the figure (except Beast, see his page for why) as each of these character were teenagers at the time. It is needed for an Angel collection but I wouldn’t break the bank to get him. I will say however that I do like the wings.

Does it need a remake?:

Yes, using a small teenage like body.

Classic Angel

Recommend Figure: Toybiz Marvel Legends Sentinel Series Angel (Variant)

Background:

After an adventure in the Savage Land, Angel was given this costume by a mysterious benefactor. This turned out to be Magneto, who used the costume to drain Warren of his mutant powers and transfer it to himself. This was remove but Warren kept the costume which would become his classic version to which all else are based on.

 Why you need it for your collection?:

This is an important costume and is his classic costume. It is important for Classic X-men as well as other versions as he has returned to this a good number of times. However, with the exception of the wing, this was done of one of Toybiz’s worse bodies. Get if you want an Angel (not Archangel) in your collection.

Does it need a remake?:

Yes, I know Hasbro and blow the previous version out of the waters.

Champions Angel II

Recommend Figure: Toybiz Marvel Legends Sentinel Series Angel

Background:

Even though he had another costume when they first appearred, Warren design and wore this costume when the Champions had a press conference. He would later wear it during the Phoenix Saga and when he returned to the X-men. It would later be redesign into the X-factor costume which you can see below.

 Why you need it for your collection?:

As this was the regular release it might be easier to find then the one above. It is another important costume but like the one above is done on that awful body so I would only recommend getting it for Angel fans.

Does it need a remake?:

Yes, I know Hasbro and blow the previous version out of the waters.

Horseman of Death Archangel

Recommend Figure: Hasbro Entertainment Earth Marvel Legends Archangel Set (Swappable head)

Background:

After losing his wing and becoming a pawn of Apocalypse as his horseman of Death, Warren wore this mask to hid his identity for a short period. After he broke Apocalypse brainwashing, he removed the mask and hasn’t put it on since.

 Why you need it for your collection?:

This is basically a different head for the one below. If you want to have every version of Warren on your shelves, then get 2.

Does it need a remake?:

No.

Classic Archangel

Recommend Figure:Hasbro Entertainment Earth Exclusive Marvel Legends Archangel Set

Background:

After Warren was freed from Apocalypse’s control, Warren continued to wear this suit long after. He wore it in both the X-factor and when he returned to the X-men as part of Storm’s team.

 Why you need it for your collection?:

If there is one Angel/Archangel figure you have to get, it’s this one. It is the most important version of Warren throughout his character as it signified the biggest change in his character, from being a rich hero to an dark hero. As for which one to get, forget the TB one. (they are shit). The Raccoon wave one is okay but for your money’s worth then get the Entertainment Earth set as it comes with more stuff, like alternate head and a new arm for Apocalypse.

Does it need a remake?:

No.

X-Force Archangel

Recommend Figure: Hasbro SDCC 2012 Exclusive Marvel Legends Uncanny X-Force Box Set Archangel with Psylocke and Wolverine

Background:

After Wolfbane ripped off his wing, Warren regained his metal wings and for some reason had transformed into this black and silver suit. This also when he develop a split personality with the Archangel being a more violent version.

 Why you need it for your collection?:

You will probably need this figure to complete the Uncanny X-force. However being part of a hard to find SDCC exclusive it might be hard to track down. Hopefully, Hasbro will re-release this like they did Deadpool.

Does it need a remake?:

No, but I do hope he get re-release to retail, maybe a X-force box set.

NEEDS:

Below is a gallery of costumes that still need to be made. Click on the image to see chances of it being made. Please note that this is my personal opinion and not fact. If I missed anything, please let me know in the comments below.

Low Chance

God No

Hell NO!

Extremely High chance (X-Factor Box set)

No Chance

Possible, if they do a classic Angel then just use the wings and Head from the EE Archangel

Low Chance

Low Chance

Low Chance

Possible

Possible

High Chance

High Chance

You know for a character whose basic ability is to fly, he sure has fallen alot. Archangel's NCS is up. AKA: Angel, "Gabriel", Apocalypse, Dark Angel of Death, Dark Angel, Death, Avenging Angel, Savior of the Chosen, "Angel of Death"

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It took him about an hour and 45 minutes to do the laundry and people are pestering him and bothering him the machines were not working correctly being tampered with he kept expressing a lot of dismay with people and so did Mac and didn't do anything so they're in there for a big power move that they prepped yesterday and they're supposed to like make this change it didn't work and stopped working halfway through so they're getting pissed off and start pushing the buttons and they were trying to grab both of them kidnap them to the courthouse to put them in prison in reverse everything they're taking over the prison and forcing them into Miami and Tampa Sarasota and taking over and it didn't work it would have the opposite effect anyways and John remillard is not respected because he doesn't know it no they don't know what the effect is they're stupid they start thinking about it we're women and we be out here maybe taking her stuff is the tip of the iceberg these people are stupid and don't know I don't want to go to prison with Mac to accelerate the import of Max and it started screaming something it happened with mental hospitals yeah it was backwards and Tommy F was doing it. And Becca knows about it they called her and she said you're doing it wrong you're doing better than we have some of the gibberish works and we didn't think it would because of it and it was not planned we were going to all die so I gave you a break and Lady Gaga didn't and it was horrible she's a b**** and she is now not allowed there and she shouldn't be she's very rude it's a moron and says she's Jewish

A lot of other stuff happening and although it's nice to help him out we need to get a lot more teams in here so we don't have to focus on it every single week and every day. Now we're having our children do it in their psycorp and they don't like these people. And they're going to do the job and their parents will be embarrassed a little and get to it cuz you keep asking you to come here and help this is ridiculous we're understand here this is the leadership boy am I getting sick of this s*** you people have to start listening to orders and commands and get people in here I'm sending it how many from each group.

-cuz other things happening and they are that the Charlotte county sheriff was brought down to 300. That's right there at 3:50 still and it took forever. But now we have it okay and it's going to continue to be lessened every few weeks now everyday.

-punta Gorda police have been talking about how many people are fired every day every day and really the number of people that they have fired is only 10 including five today

-the morlock you're making homes out of beta tested inventions for Sunday hours I want them dead I want them dead now what BG is doing with the poet is fine they plan to sit there and ruin it and he silenced it they don't like him but what he's doing and stuff they should do and they know it most of them are idiots been around the ruining stuff that's been around forever I want them dead and I'm putting it out there and I want people to listen to it and he said these things are dear to us they have a lot of meaning and people like me and Thor Freya have been going through hell but they've been going through hell for a long time and these things are not bubbles to them there's a lot of memories from a lot of people that helped and were saved because of it and I want people to pay attention to this and to understand what it is and to find people who are connected to it if you remember and to ask them to help I want that rescue ship salvage I want them kicked out and dead and I want the whole thing put back together in our possession now and I want people to assign themselves to it as you can you're permitted to but this instance because it does the work and it gets the object but really you have friends and family and a lot of you might not be connected directly but indirectly that someone will save that helps save you and my country there's a lot of that by cadre Zeus says in Hera says she was in there helping. Is a lot of laughter and jokes but they're those things ain't a lot of people are very seasick and they got out and they were on deck for like 3 hours each and the oxygenate It go below feel sick come back up they give the medicine they feel better but they said who designed that damn thing I'm so sorry seriously they're making them submersible there's no reason not to as long as you know how to stay away from ships and stuff they decided to try and do that so you have to be below the waves and the Periscope won't reach up high enough so you need sonar and it cost more but it's not that much so they start to try and figure it out and they did let me figure out how to do it and it looks like a submersible so I can float tons of them loves it and they felt very happy to be able to do it and you didn't find a lot of idiots

-there's a huge number of people that understand okay so they're trying to shut down the highway and they're going down and seeing who and why and it's these clones and it was a certain thing in Philadelphia and symbology and they got the date and everything and they're going after a certain people

-there's a lot of Port Charlotte workers the city of Port Charlotte that were fired they're about 2,500 left and they fired 500 this morning and you can't say they didn't deserve it on their way out there flipping people off saying things very mean and say things about Mac and more so we finally got up with a bunch of them because we know you're not to blame but you look like Max and we blame them and he said we've had enough of you. And we did get out of them what they're after they want to take the other person's jobs they feel that they're firing people. Or they can take their stuff and they're justified and that's our own people and we did catch up with a few more and they were horrendous and so we grab them and took them in but I'll tell you what it's not a bad idea to do it slowly it starts fights between them then they man up then they get rid of themselves and that's what they're doing they're going to try and attack the United States at nine points they have around 5 trillion lined up that's a lot folks then there are 20 trillion lined up for the sea you don't have ships and they're going to start building wooden ships and take all day and they're gigantic and gross we have another thing going on these people say our son is taped at the laundromat they're trying to get the tapes and they can't the max are moving in and they're pulling people out in order to get out of tapes we need those tapes too she was pushing him and the same thing is when they're leaving. So let's hope they get that but we can't let them have the tapes so how they're going to know so we are fighting for the tapes and for him and he appreciates it and there's a lot of fighting going on down there by the way down at the courthouse area it's a good day to stay away from there

-along with Charlotte county there's in city of Charlotte there's a city of punta Gorda at 1500 people and 500 fired this morning and a couple strolled into the laundromat and they were told that they had to leave and they didn't some activated until our son left and called the sheriff in them out back and people didn't notice out front for a while and they finally did and they said we're coming after you in a whole bunch came down and started arresting the ones across the street and took them directly to prison not jail and yeah the neighborhood will be reduced..

-all the agencies have been sitting there at 4,000 in Florida law enforcement like 2000 and the CIA and $5,000 in the NSA and the ATF $3,000 FBI all those are cut in half no it's now 3500 in Florida law enforcement, 1500 in the CIA, 4500 in the nsa, and ATF has 100 workers left well plus 50 who float in and out. They're constantly being sought it's the fake agencies but they didn't put a Target so it's kind of floating around at the same number it's about 20,000 armed Florida the wildlife people and they are going to call in 10,000 there's also 50,000 citizen service or whatever they call it is it going to put them in prison and they will continue to do so with the same character until they're dead today and that's a lot everybody got pissed off after this morning but they already started it and they said this should have happened after but boy we mad now so they started enacting things they want his face to be brighter they want to stop the crap in his life and they want him to be with some funds now we decided that he should write a letter to storm Western development and they're up in arms about it said they helped him give him a job and all those crap and now they're saying they don't want to pay anything and my throat said I don't know of any money and he and our sunset I'm not leaving without it so you said I'll go get my gun and a sunset go get it it looks him says no I don't think he's thinking straight you know it's a revolver what size we were and he said laughing and said I don't know what you're talking about said mostly doesn't work and he got afraid and he said I need it out of here anyways you have to ask HR for a 401k and it takes like a week it really does that's just leaving is flipping on the bird saying nobody says that to me he comes back and he says I'm nobody and you didn't see him and my coach couldn't see him from where he was and to this days he's a massive spook Stan says you don't know when he's walking one way or the other you can't tell if he's around and I've been spooked by him like a hundred times and he says well other people are doing it now remember to just lay me off a job usually don't do anything unless people are trying to kidnap me and these people keep trying ask her if you have to and he said something about Garth and the explosion it says who the hell is saying you do nothing I said nobody nobody witnessed it all gone cuz I leave and I said it was him and I'll kill each other and that's the function lot of people are doing stuff that's so horrendous it makes you want to rip your own skin off and he started saying this I can't stand it here I can't stand anyone I said this is worse than PC why it's probably that stupid name p God and he says in this block he says this blows his idiots and says well I can't go back to PC can I so they started laughing and they're laughing and son doesn't know what it's about and he's leaving and Stan went inside and wept a little and said this sucks so bad these people are so dumb and he told Mac the whole thing and it's probably by Tommy f and it is we're going to publish to get it out but there's more happening here

Thor Freya

[the-firebird69]

So few things I want to mention for they start talking about stuff that happened today one is it's a huge deal and I'm approving them talking about the stuff most of it before it goes out and a lot of people where I am nobody we have to ask about which part and seriously it kind of rebels but they arent and I kind of like us. And it's the same with foreigners yeah sort of a little smaller cuz it's a lot of groups. I approved tonight's discussion and it's going to get pretty dicey there's a lot of death going on around here of morlock and a lot of people that he knew are out and people knew it was coming he's disgusting it but a few of them will be a surprise. We do have a winner it's a rescue rangers answer ranger group of the US Army that the units are modeled after and it's a non-profit organization and it's approved paramilitary unit by the United Nations and nato in the United States military and several other military and they are part of it and it's used for exploration and investigation and it's exactly what kicks off tons of movies. You see any of the vehicles involved with if it's you can't stop laughing because he's thinking of that water playing and it's the one that was hot down if he a big bird one that shot down in the Antarctica and yeah they're looking for Ken. That is kind of upset but there's a lot of humor going on and he says that reader's digest should start up again and get more involved and they're going to they have several of your stories they're going to put up they said no but maybe but they get the idea. And of course they'll have their own newsletter and have like a donors corner where we can send comments in good going but what did you do this month no he's not going to send it in I'm going to send something in now that's an opening statement and he probably will and he'll have her write it with him she said I'm going to say my own thing it says okay come up with an opening line together and it kind of founded it and put it forward she's saying and that's good and she'll tell me I've been married for a long time and she's just as mysterious as you hear and she is doing things all the time she's wonderful for him cuz she's a pain in the ass so see you but they're worth it and here's how it goes Stan has a place and several now and he's helping with it and they're very grateful it's kind of a job and he knows it and it's going ahead and he's helping our son and he might do fixing things and he knows what it's like so he's going to say the sun over and her and that's good. There's a few other things happening and a lot of it's kind of sick okay it's like the recent deaths but really they are tragedies these guys start attacking and I can't have it and I can't have them around here attacking people so I'm going to get to in a moment I just wanted to say hello everybody and why we're doing it and we have a meeting anyways it's a preamble

Mac daddy