#May 7 2024

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Smeared Joker

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: [Yelping as he tries to flip meat in a hot pan with his hands]

Miyoung: Stop using your hands!!!

Foolish: Guys– That's how Gordon did it! So would it be bad if I–

Miyoung: You're not Gordon! How many times do I have to tell you—?!

Foolish: Then why am I even bothering to cook this Beef Wellington!

[ldshadowdoodles]

lizzie ldshadowlady but shes holding tiny mephone4 from inanimate insanity

-object show dude whos also a lizzie fan

[166] What an odd phone.

-🐌

[ojiropanelotd]

Day 15 cont! his silly little :o face Chapter: 21

[songforeverything]

maddieandtae: “Die From a Broken Heart”, greenhouse version, is on YouTube now. 🪴

Many of y’all know this, but when we wrote DFABH back in 2017. We had no record deal, no plans for our future in music, and two very defeated, confused, and broken hearts. This song is proof that sometimes the most beautiful blessings come from the toughest of times. So, if by chance you’re reading this and going through a rough season, know your blessing is coming.

🤟🏼Thank y’all for making this song one of the biggest blessings of our career to this day ✨

[mermaidinthecity]

May 7, 2024

[druggeddraccus]

i got my three tickets to dragonsteel i’m so excited

i feel so extremely lucky especially since i bought them on my phone had to create an account and i was sitting in a dennys dining room anxiously eating my breakfast

[dianereviewsbooks]

The Ministry of Time

The Ministry of Time merges time travel with a romance and a spy thriller with varying results. A minor government translator is given a dream job. She is hired to teach a time traveler from the 1840s how modern life works. They will live together for a year. Rent, food and all the trappings are free. She just needs to provide weekly reports on the time traveler’s acclimation to modern society.…

[outfitsinspiration]

Who: Tessa Van Montfoort

What: Balenciaga Bb0179s Sunglasses in Black (Sold Out) When: Instagram - May 7, 2024

Worn with: Studio Amaya jacket, Zara dress, Chanel loafers, Maison Badigo bag

[vyxart]

[untothebreach]

I just can't find it in me to bother with body maintenence stuff because I'm just going to break down and die before it matters. Like no way I'm getting past 50 right. At Best.

[royalarchivist]

Bad: Mike, I think we need to have an intervention with Pepito

Mike: Why?

Bad: [Whispering] He's taken up drinking! Every time I see him now, he's got a wine bottle in his hand! One bottle of wine is–

Mike: Are you with drinking problems, Pepito? [In Spanish] Pepito, that's not very–

Pepito: [To Bad] LIAR, IT'S PURPLE WATER

Bad: It's purple water?!

Mike: Purple water– purple water is known as wine! Pepito, I see it in your hand!

Bad: We need to put him in isolation, and have him get sober.

Pepito: [Backflips away down the mountain]

[ojiropanelotd]

Day 15! biscuit Chapter: 21

[songforeverything]

carlypearce: ONE MONTH until my new album ‘hummingbird’ is out 💛 I need to know which song are you most excited for?! pre-save now!

[mermaidinthecity]

May 7, 2024

[i-have-41-protons]

Day 7: Coffee

It’s day seven of ineffable may, folks! I missed a few days because I got sick again, got my first job, and have my GCSEs starting this Friday. I will try to make something new every day, tho :D