#Max Gruber

[undeadsouls]

drangsal tour 2022 throwback

[gay-little-axolotl]

I was gone for a few days so take some school doodles :]

*throws them at you*

[autism-swagger]

I love Final Destination 3

Closeups under cut

[michaelgruberfan]

Michael and Max Wojtanowicz share a dressing room!

[fnife]

RTC Nerdy Prudes AU:

Grace Chastity -> Ocean O’Connell Rosenburg

Richie Lipschitz -> Noel Gruber

Peter Spankofski -> Constance Blackwood

Ruth Flemming -> Ricky Potts

Max Jägerman -> Mischa Bachinski

Stephanie Lauter -> Jane Doe

Pokotho/Pokey -> Karnak

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Arthur Lester would have lived the events of Die Hard and dealt with Hans Gruber in 2 episodes max

[workin-boys-official]

"It begins with a spotlight on me.."

Roleplay acc!

Will do:

Ships (OC/canon, canon/canon)

Other characters

DM's (Semi-lit/lit)

Open to pretty much anything (Ask!)

Ooc My name is Max and my main blog is @vampiricnature

My Max Jagerman roleplay blog is @jagermeistermax

My hatchetverse OC Blog is @valsoddities

My Noel Gruber roleplay blog is @thatmuckedupgirl

My Noncanon/soft AU Max roleplay blog is @jagermeister-max

Some of these are going to be recycled, fair warning!

Have fun💕

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Did you think I was done after BMC and DEH? Nah, fam.

Kyle- Karnak

Trevor- Virgil The Rat

ADS- Ocean O’Connel Rosenburg

Richie- Noel Gruber

Max- Mischa Bachinski

Ziggs- Ricky Potts

Caitlyn- Jane Doe

Ruth- Constance Blackwood

 Alternatively

Kyle- Karnak

Richie- Virgil The Rat

ADS- Ocean O’Connel Rosenburg

Trevor- Noel Gruber

Steven (WHS)- Mischa Bachinski

Ziggs- Ricky Potts

Caitlyn- Jane Doe

Ruth- Constance Blackwood

Yes I changed it for shipping reasons, shut the fuck up

[froggywritesstuff]

character list

the title is self explanatory. this is a list of the characters i'll write for. it'll probably change over time, and if you see a character you'd like but don't see them on the list, just ask cause i might've forgotten about them

Hamilton

Eliza Schuyler

Angelica Schuyler

Peggy Schuyler

Maria Reynolds

Alexander Hamilton

John Laurens

Philip Hamilton

Lafayette

Hercules Mulligan

James Madison

Thomas Jefferson

Aaron Burr

Umbrella Academy

Viktor Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Five Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves (Umbrella or Sparrow)

Sloane Hargreeves

Jayme Hargreeves

Stranger Things

Will Byers (non female readers only)

Mike Wheeler

Lucas Sinclair

Dustin Henderson

Eleven Hopper

Max Mayfield

Robin Buckley (non male readers only)

Nancy Wheeler

Jonathan Byers

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

21 Chump Street

Justin Laboy

The Goldfinch

Boris Pavlikovsky

Theodore Decker

Marvel

Peter Parker (any actor)

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Makkari

Sersi

Sprite (platonic only)

Steven Grant

Marc Spector

Layla El-Faouly

America Chavez (non male readers only)

Kate Bishop

Yelena Belova (platonic only)

Shuri

Namor

Riri Williams

X-Men

Mystique

Kitty Pryde

Peter Maximoff

Rogue

Logan Howlette

Wade Wilson/Deadpool

Scott Summers

In The Heights (movie version)

Usnavi de la Vega

Vanessa 

Nina Rosario

Benny

Sonny de la Vega 

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

JD (Jason Dean)

Heather Chandler

Heather McNamara

Heather Duke

John Doe

John Doe

Ride The Cyclone

Noel Gruber (male or nb readers only)

Ocean O'Connel Rosenburg

Mischa Bachinski

Constance Blackwood

Ricky Potts

Hatchetfieldverse

Paul Matthews

Emma Perkins

Ted Spankoffski

Bill Woodard

Ruth Fleming

Pete Spankoffski

Richie Lipschitz

Max Jagerman

Grace Chasity

Lex Foster

Ethan Green

Hannah Foster (platonic only)

Heartstopper

Charlie Spring (non female readers only)

Nick Nelson

Tara Jones (non male readers only)

Darcy Olsson (non male readers readers only)

Elle Argent

Tao Xu (non male readers only(headcanoning him as bi or pan is disrespectful and transphobic))

Tori Spring

Imogen Heaney

Isaac Henderson (platonic only)

Do Revenge

Eleanor Levetan (non male readers only)

Drea Torres

Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

Enid Sinclair

Bianca Barclay

Xavier Thorpe

Ajax Petropolus

Eugene Otinger

(young) Morticia Addams

(young) Gomez Addams

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Tomorrow When The War Began

Ellie Linton

Lee Takkam

Fiona Maxwell

Homer Yannos

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse/Across the Spider-Verse

Miles Morales

Gwen Stacy

Pavitr Prabhakar

Hobie Brown

Margo Kess

Miles G Morales (earth 42)

Miguel O’Hara

Maze Runner

Thomas

Newt (non female readers only)

The Broken Hearts Gallery

Lucy Gulliver

Nadine (non male readers only)

Nick Danielson

Treasure Planet

Jim Hawkins

Enola Holmes

Enola Holmes

Lord Tewkesbury

Turning Red

Mei Mei

Miriam

Abby

Priya

Raising Dion

Nicole Warren

Tevin Wakefield

Dion Warren (platonic only)

Julie and the Phantoms

Julie Molina

Luke Patterson

Reggie Peters

Alex Mercer (non female readers only)

Flynn

Carrie

Abbott Elementary

Janine Teagues

Jacob Hill (non female readers only)

Gregory Eddie

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta

Amy Santiago

Rosa Diaz

Love Victor

Victor Salazar (non female readers only)

Benji (non female readers only)

Felix Weston

Pilar Salazar

Lake Meriwether

Lucy

Mia Brooks

Andrew

In Treatment

Eladio

Laila

Spree

Kurt Kunkle

Once Upon a Time

Emma Swan

Regina Mills

Killian Jones

Mary Margaret Blanchard

David Nolan

Henry Mills

Mulan (non male readers only)

Graham

Neal Cassidy

Peter Pan

Jefferson

Dash and Lily

Dash

Lily

Boomer

Juno

Juno MacGuff

Paulie Bleeker

Summer Days Summer Nights

Debbie Espinoza

Frankie Espinoza

Scream (1 through 6)

Sidney Prescott

Billy Loomis

Mickey Altieri

Roman Bridger

Jill Roberts

Charlie Walker

Sam Carpenter

Tara Carpenter

Amber Freeman

Chad Meeks-Martin

Mindy Meeks-Martin

Quinn Bailey

Venom

Eddie Brock

Honest Thief

Ramon Hall

Beth Hall

Wild Child

Poppy Moore

Kate

Drippy

Freddie Kingsley

Monsters and Men

Manny Ortega

Marisol Ortega

Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Trevor Spengler

Phoebe Spengler (platonic only)

Error 143

Micah Yujin

Community

Abed Nadir

Troy Barnes

Annie Edison

Jeff Winger

Britta Perry

The Obession

Logan

Delilah

The New Girl

Lia Setiawan

Stacey Hoffman

Mythic Quest

Poppy Li

Brad Bakshi

Adventure Time

Finn

Princess Bubblegum

Marceline

Marshall Lee

Prince Bubblegum

Flame Princess

School Spirits

Madison

Simon

Charley (non female readers only)

Wally

Rhonda

Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

Simon Aumar

Disventure Camp

Aiden (non fem readers only)

James (non fem readers only)

Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies

Jane Facciano

Olivia Valdovinos

Nancy Nakagawa

Cynthia Zdunowski

Richie Valdovinos

Ted Lasso

Ted Lasso

Roy Kent

Jamie Tartt

Keeley Jones

Sam Obisanya

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Noah Diaz

Elena Wallace

Mirage

Helluva Boss

Blitzø

Stolas (non female readers only)

Loona

Millie

Moxxie

Octavia

Verosika Mayday

Fizzarolli

Asmodeus

Hazbin Hotel

Charlie Morningstar

Vaggie (non male readers only)

Angel Dust (non female readers only)

Husk

Alastor (platonic only)

Vox

Lucifer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rise + mutant mayhem + tmnt 2007 + tmnt 2012)

Donnie

Mikey

Raph

Leo

April

The After Party

Yasper Lennov

Space Force

Tony Scarapiducci

Renfield

Teddy Lobo

Robert Montague Renfield

Undercovers

Bill Hoyt

Amazing Digital Circus

Jax

Parks and Recreation

Leslie Knope

Ben Wyatt

April Ludgate

Andy Dwyer

Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Randy Cunningham (18+ people DNI unless requesting platonic stories)

The Earliest Show

Josh Bath

House of Lies

Clyde Oberholt

Mean Girls (movie + musical + movie musical)

Cady Heron

Regina George

Gretchen Wieners

Karen Smith/Shetty

Janis Ian/Sarkisian/Imi'ike (non male readers only)

Damian Hubbard (non female readers only)

Warm Bodies

R

Peep World

Nathan Meyerwitz

Your Boyfriend

Peter Dunbar

Invincible

Mark Grayson

Shapesmith

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Sabrina Spellman

Harvey Kinkle

Nick Scratch

Rosalind Walker

Theo Putnam

Prudence Blackwood

Ambrose Spellman

High School Musical: the Musical the Series

Gina Porter

[matfinishfuckstheworld]

Waaaaaaahhhhh for the self insert ask game, mayhaps tulip and iris? :33333 Also also, I remember seeing you post stuff with Vox and I recently caved in and watched the show too, so now I wanna know if you have any Mat lore specific to that universe lol xDDD

HEHEHEHE NICE I hope you had fun watching hazbin :D Ty for the asks!

tulip ✦ how does your s/i dress? do they have a specific aesthetic when it comes to their outfits? (feel free to show examples!)

Hazbin mat only really has the one outfit, and it isn't super clear where their clothes start and their body begins lol. I think the thing that is actually Clothes is the long ruff thing that starts around their neck and drapes over their shoulders.

More broadly I think mats outfits are how I would dress all the time if I had both money and bravery. I want them to look cool and functional, but edgy and sexy too. A blend between like... Ruthless, fashion forward criminal hans Gruber types, matrix style clothing that would only have been cool in the 90s, and sexy eye candy assassins with impractical outfits, just without the usual female gendering of that role. plus just. a lot of fetishwear.

I've got a Pinterest board that I tend to use for inspiration if I don't want to do the standard "trenchcoat + turtleneck + slacks + inexplicable leather harness for the aesthetic" thing. Here are some snapshots of that!! :3 (this is both their main board + a sub-board I made specifically for manikin).

iris ✦ do you associate any animals with your s/i? which one(s), and why?

yes!!

Mat gives me very attack dog vibes as a whole. They are so loyal and loving but they are also vicious and will bite in defence of their owner. Very domesticated wolf of them. King of the junjle

hazbin mat's demon form is based on pilotfish, which is partly just they are so alt fashion hazbincore as a fish, but also because they have a symbiotic relationship with sharks, even down to cleaning inside their mouths for them. But I would also say in a sense of attaching and devoting themselves to bigger fish in exchange for their attention and protection, it fits them particularly well.

Their mentor max is also in hazbinverse, which I guess is the major difference in lore as he'd be dead and unreachable everywhere else 😂 the reason I bring it up is that max is nautically themed, despite being a raven demon - he also has kraken tentacles (actually reams of magnetic video tape) and can control fish aquaman style! So the fishiness of specifically hazbin mat ensures they have a connection with both of their weird daddy figures lol.

[every-character-ever-poll]

WEEK TWO LINEUP

Thank you all for a wonderful first week of this poll! As of posting this, I have received 457 submissions (which is a lot more than I was anticipating). Because of that, I've decided to make every week have 100 polls instead of the minimum 80 I had planned at the beginning.

Without further ado, here is our week two lineup!

Travis Matagot - Campaign Skyjacks

April Ryan - The Longest Journey

Sam Puckett - iCarly, Sam and Cat

Jade West - Victorious

Nicholas D. Wolfwood - Trigun

Vash The Stampede - Trigun

Meito Anizawa - Anime Tenchou

CATS - Zero Wing

Shin Amon - Yakuza, Judgment

Xue Yang - The Untamed

Lyman - Garfield

Marius Pontmercy - Les Misérables

Pierre Bezukhov - War and Peace

Netzach - Lobotomy Corporation, Library of Ruina

Ash Fox - Fantastic Mr. Fox

Sneeze - Fool's Gold

Max - Sam and Max

Alina Gray - Magia Record

Lloyd Irving - Tales of Symphonia

Agent John Bishop - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003)

TableTurf Card: Inkbrush - Splatoon 3

TableTurf Card: Aerospray MG - Splatoon 3

Marigold/Beth Parish - The Fairy Chronicles

TableTurf Card: Annaki Splatershot Nova - Splatoon 3

Thistle - The Fairy Chronicles

Warren Stone - Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Hypno-Potamus - Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Himena Aika - Magia Record

Tidy - The Little Trashmaid

Bon - Five NIghts at Freddy's High School

Tamaki - Mahou ga Tsukaenakutemo

Error!Sans - loverofpiggies.tumblr.com

Idia Shroud - Twisted Wonderland

Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice the Musical

Kotetsu T. Kaburagi (Wild Tiger) - Tiger and Bunny

Nikol - Xenoblade 3: Future Redeemed

Noel Gruber - Ride the Cyclone

Jack Fairy - Velvet Goldmine

Nightmare Knight - Cucumber Quest

Agent Olive - Odd Squad

Derrick Berg - Lord of the Mysteries

Yukine - Noragami

Father - Noragami

Hu Geng - The Tale of Food

Li Ling - Dislyte

Wylan Van Eck - Six of Crows

Naoto Shirogane - Persona 4

P03 - Inscryption

Gabriel - Ultrakill

Airi Momoi - Project Sekai

Myles Toyne - A Song of Ice and Fire

Jon Connington - A Song of Ice and Fire

Daemon II Blackfyre - Tales of Dunk and Egg

Buckshot (Bimbo) - Simba the King Lion

Maze Myers - Ebon Ward

Marcy Wu - Amphibia

Merry Nightmare - Yumekui Merry

Heiji Hattori - Detective Conan

Hapu - Pokémon

Cure Bloom - Futari wa Precure Splash Star

Mollymauk Tealeaf - Critical Role

Willow Rosenberg - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Inigo Montoya - The Princess Bride

Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy VII

Aerith Gainsborough - Final Fantasy VII

Paruko/Harmony - Splatoon

dedf1sh - Splatoon

Arlan - Honkai: Star Rail

Ángel Valdivia - Detective Beebo

Nahyuta Sahdmadhi - Ace Attorney

Edmond - Nu:Carnival

Jupiter - We Know the Devil

Scarlet Witch - Marvel

Tobias Schneien - Ghost Eyes

Cure March - Smile Precure

Cure Diamond - Doki Doki Precure

Valerie - Pokémon

Alice Carroll - ARIA

Marika Kato - Mouretsu Pirates

Obi - Akagami no Shirayuki-hime

Nano Shinonome - Nichijou

Cure Butterfly - Hirogaru Sky Precure

Ran Mouri - Detective Conan

Houtarou Oreki - Hyouka

Yui Yumekawa - Idol Time Pripara

Kozue Kaoru - Revolutionary Girl Utena

Mew Ichigo - Tokyo Mew Mew

Last Order - A Certain Magical Index

Hau - Pokémon

Cure Melody - Suite Precure

Hannibal Lecter - Hannibal

Horibe Itona - Assassination Classroom

Puppycat - Bee and Puppycat

Momiji Binboda - Binbougami Ga!

Jim Lake Jr - Trollhunters

Romelle - Voltron Legendary Defender

Mai - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Vermouth - Detective Conan

Silver - Pokémon

[confess-thy-sin]

Here are my rules for requesting me to write something for you!!

Fandoms and what characters in those fandoms ill write for. (Please note that if a character isnt stated I probably dont feel equipped enough to write for them.)-

•Ride The Cyclone- Mischa Bachinski, Ocean Rosenberg, Ricky Potts, Noel Gruber. (If you request Noel since he is canonically Gay I will only write with male readers for him)

•Nerdy Prudes Must Die- Stephanie Lauter, Grace Chasity, Ruth Fleming, Richie Lipschits, Max Yeagerman

•Dear Evan Hansen- Evan Hansen, Connor Murphy

Ill write-

•One shots (Please only request one at a time)

•Head cannons (Examples- “What would Mischa Bachinski do if you held his hand” “What would Evan Hansen do if you laughed super hard at one of his jokes”

•Long form fanfics (If you ask for a long form fic please state how many chapters youd like. No more than 4 please. Each chapter will be about 6-7 paragraphs)

Please no NSFW stuff!

[starkiddreamcasting]

Starkid The Sound of Music

The hills are alive with the Starkid Sound of Music Dreamcast! Sorry for the small delay, dreamcasts with a lot of children parts in them I still struggle with, but I hope you all enjoy this classic musical and the winner of the poll! Just a head’s up there will be no dreamcast this upcoming Wednesday for school reasons.

1. Kim Whalen as Maria Rainer 2. Dylan Saunders as Captain Georg Von Trapp 3. Britney Coleman as The Mother Abbess 4. AJ Holmes as Max Detweiler 5. Meredith Stepien as Baroness Elsa Schrader 6. Lauren Lopez as Liesl von Trapp 7. Will Branner as Rolf Gruber 8. Brian Holden as Friedrich von Trapp 9. Ali Gordon as Louisa von Trapp 10. Nick Lang as Kurt von Trapp 11. Angela Giarratana as Brigitta von Trapp 12. Sango Tajima as Marta von Trapp 13. Kendall Nicole as Gretl von Trapp 14. Jaime Lyn Beatty as Sister Margaretta/Ensemble 15. Jamie Burns as Sister Berthe/Ensemble 16. Brant Cox as Ensemble 17. Hamilton Davis as Ensemble 18. Denise Donovan as Sister Sophia/Ensemble 19. Mariah Rose Faith as Ensemble 20. Nick Gage as Baron Elberfeld/Ensemble 21. Lily Marks as Frau Schmidt/Ensemble 22. Alle-Faye Monka as Ursula/Ensemble 23. Joe Moses as Franz/Ensemble 24. Alex Paul as A Postulant/Ensemble 25. Jim Povolo as Admiral von Schreiber/Ensemble 26. Rachael Soglin as Baroness Elberfeld/Ensemble 27. Joe Walker as Herr Zeller/Ensemble

Swings: Julia Albain, Jeff Blim, Arielle Goldman

Understudies: Julia Albain (Sister Margaretta, Sister Berthe, Baroness Elberfeld), Jaime Lyn Beatty (The Mother Abbess), Jeff Blim (Max Detweiler, Herr Zeller, Baron Elberfeld, Admiral von Schreiber), Jamie Burns (The Mother Abbess, Baroness Elsa Schrader), Brant Cox (Rolf Gruber), Hamilton Davis (Rolf Gruber), Mariah Rose Faith (Liesl von Trapp), Nick Gage (Max Detweiler), Arielle Goldman (Ursula, A Postulant), Ali Gordon (Liesl von Trapp), Alle-Faye Monka (Maria Rainer, Sister Sophia), Alex Paul (Maria Rainer), Jim Povolo (Captain Georg Von Trapp, Franz), Rachael Soglin (Baroness Elsa Schrader, Frau Schmidt), Joe Walker (Captain Georg Von Trapp)

Make sure to leave any show suggestions or any questions on my casting choices so I can explain them.  

[michaelgruberfan]

Gruber, Max and friends hanging out for their musical “Pansy” (X) Taken from Max Wojtanowicz‘s facebook! Max’s Caption: “This weekend we got in the room to dig into our new musical, PANSY, inspired by the lives of the revolutionary crusaders of the Pansy Craze, the gay underground cabaret movement of the 1930s. We laughed, we spit balled, we sobbed, we pushed, we yes-and’d and we ripped the whole thing to shreds before piecing it back together again in a weekend. I adore and admire these friends, and I am so grateful for the chance to tell stories with them and learn from them.Our show has its very first reading July 26 and 28 at the Ritz Theater as part of the NEXT Festival with Theater Latté Da — tickets are on sale now! We hope you can be a part of the first chapter of this show! #newmusicals #pansycraze“

[im-not-a-joke]

Mike Wheeler & 🤝 Noel Gruber &

Max Mayfield Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg

WLW ginger and dark haired MLM hostility

[mrs-storm-andrews]

23 Books in 2023

I was tagged by @duchess-of-tales to name 23 books I've read in 2023. Have to admit that I haven't actually read any of these, but listened to them as audio books instead. So, here are 23 audio books I've listened to in 2023 (in chronological order):

Helen Fields: Perfect Remains (all 5 books of the series)

Astrid Fitz: Der dunkle Himmel

Ellen Sandberg: Die Schweigende

Ezekiel Boone: The Hatching

Las Kepler: The Hypnotist (8 of 9 books of the series)

Charlotte Link: Haus der Schwestern

Tana French: The Secret Place

Philipp P. Peterson: Vakuum

Stephen King: 11/22/63

Andy Weir: The Martian

Max Brooks: World War Z

Nathan Hill: The Nix

Lothar-Günther Buchheim: Das Boot

Dan Simmons: The Terror

Allen Eskens: The Life We Bury

Primo Levi: If This Is a Man

Robert Harris: Fatherland

Eva Garcia Saenz: The Silence of the White City (all 3 books of the series)

John Grisham: The Racketeer

Frederick Forsyth: The Odessa File

Andreas Gruber: Das Eulentor

Steve Cavanagh: The Defense (4 of 6 books of the series)

Donna Tartt: The Secret History

I've listened to at least twice as many audio books than listed here. Probably about 2 per week. I'm an audio book addict, hands down.

Well, I'd like to tag @cafeleningrad, @jessthebooklover (for obvious name reasons), @bloody-wonder and @myrxellabaratheon for this one.