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feathersontheclyde · 1 year ago

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#FEATHERONTHECLYDE - A mutuals-only multi-muse nurtured by sunshine.

About me:

Sunshine, 30, she/her ( trans fem ), Taurus. I'm an absolute dingus who lives cringe and will die cringe. I love my muses and animation and stories so much.

Rules:

This blog is not a safe space for bigots so take it somewhere else.

Don't be a dick. Be patient. Any vague posts will be met with a block. I come here to write what I want when I want to.

No forced shipping.

Please tag any bodily harm graphics. I also have Trypophobia so anything with a bunch of holes makes me nauseous.

NSFW and triggering themes will be present and tagged. 21+ to follow because of that.

Lastly, keep me out of your drama and be kind to one another. This is a hobby, remember that.

Mains & Affiliates:

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@entangledmuses

@lcstinfantasy

@descendantes, @r4chelamber

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Kildare Island

Muses:

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

Celeste Winters - Witch, 22 FC: Kaylee Bryant

Sylvie Nightbloom - Seer, 15+ FC Maisie Williams

Aspen Lightfoot - Elven princess, 21+ FC: Ruby Cruz

Elizabeth Murphy - Teacher, 20+ FC: Dakota Johnson

Alicia Piao - Psychology Student, 20+ FC: Natasha Liu Bordizzo

Tiabeanie Florence - Princess,15 FC: Georgie Henley

Allison Roe-Scott - Fashion designer, 18+ FC: Leighton Meester

Grace Scott - Student, 18 FC: Sara Waisglass

Alwyn Oakdweller - Half-elf, 25+ FC: Henry Cavill

Dante Moore - Vampire, Forever 18 FC: Quincy Fouse

Astrid Green - Bar / Lounge Owner, 20+ FC: Zoey Deutch

Jacklyn “ Jack ” Esparza - Student, Soccer player, 18 FC: Ruby Cruz

Umi Okoye - Student, animator, 18 FC: Ayo Edebiri

Sergio Garza - Cps worker, 30+ FC: Oscar Isaac

Leslie Bishop - bodyguard, driver, 30+ FC: Jesse Williams

Aubree Fraser - Nurse Practitioner, 20+ FC: Jessica Henwick

Peyton Wong - Photographer, 19+ FC: Chase Sui Wonders

Greta Cohen - Event Planner, 18+ FC: Emilija Baranac

Ryker Cameron - Kook, 20+ FC: Ryan Gosling

Jaden Reeves - Werewolf, 20+ FC: Josh Hutcherson

CALL OF DUTY

Kyle " Gaz " Garrick (25+) - FC: Elliot Knight

Simon " Ghost " Riley (25+) - FC: ???

EUPHORIA

Fezco (19+) - FC: Rish Shah

Jules Vaughn (18+) - FC: Hunter Schafer

Cassie Howard (18+) - FC: Sydney Sweeney

Nate Jacobs (18+) - FC: Jacob Elordi

THE WALKING DEAD

Rick Grimes (30+) - FC: Andrew Lincoln

Carl Grimes (18+) - FC: Tanner Buchannon

Glenn Rhee (20+) - FC: Steven Yeun

Andrea Grimes (20+) - FC: Candice King

Rosita Espanoza (20+) - FC: Christian Serratos

THE WITCHER

Geralt of Rivia (30+) - FC: Henry Cavill

Jaskier (30+) - FC: Joey Batey

Tissaia (35+) - FC: MyAnna Buring

Cirilla of Cintra (14+) - FC: Freya Allen

THE SOCIETY

Becca Gelb (18+) - FC: Gideon Adion

Harry Bingham (18+) - FC: Alex Fitzalan

Cassandra Pressman (18+) - FC: Rachel Keller

Kelly Aldrich (18+) - FC: Krstene Froseth

Gareth Visser (18+) - FC: Jack Mulhern

Gordie Moreno (18+) - FC: Jose Julian

Clark Beecher (18+) - FC: Spencer House

GIRL MEETS WORLD

Lucas Friar (14+) - FC: Peyton Meyer

Maya Hart (14+) - FC: Sabrina Carpenter

Topanga Mattews (30+) - FC: Rachel McAdams

Augie Matthews (14+) - FC: August Maturo

Isadora Smackle (14+) - FC: Cici Balagot

Farkle Minkus (14+) - FC: Corey Fogelmanis

STRANGER THINGS

Eddie Munson (18+) - FC: Joseph Quinn

Jane Hopper (14+) - FC: Millie Bobby Brown

Jim Hopper (18+) - FC: David Harbour

Nancy Wheeler (18+) - FC: Natalia Dyer

Max Mayfield (14+) - FC: Sadie Sink

Robin Buckley (18+) - FC: Maya Hawke

Carol Perkins (18+) - FC: Chelsea Talmadge

Will Byers (14+) - FC: Jack Dylan Grazer

Tommy Hagen (18) - FC: Chester Rushing

Steve Harrington (18) - FC: Joe Keery

TEEN WOLF

Derek Hale (30+) - FC: Tyler Hoechln

Stiles Stilinski (30+) - FC: Dylan O’brien

Liam Dunbar (30+) - FC: Dylan Sprayberry

Kira Yukimara (30+) - FC: Arden Cho

Jackson Whittemore (30+) - FC: Colton Haynes

Mason Hewitt (30+) - FC: Khylin Rhambo

ONE TREE HILL

Nathan Scott (18+) - FC: James Lafferty

Karen Roe (30+) - FC: Moira Kelly

Kieth Scott (30+) - FC: Craig Sheffer

Peyton Sawyer (18+) - FC: Hilarie Burton

HARRY POTTER

Luna Lovegood (18+) - FC: Evanna Lynch

Neville Longbottom (18+) - FC: Matthew Lewis

OUTER BANKS

Rafe Cameron (19+) - FC: Drew Starkey

Kiara Carrera (18+) - FC: Madison Bailey

JJ Maybank (18+) - FC: Rudy Pankow

John B Rutledge (18+) - FC: Chase Stokes

Ward Cameron (30+) - FC: Charles Esten

Wheezie Cameron (15) - FC: Julia Antonelli

Topper Thornton (19+) - FC: Austin North

ANIMATED TV & MOVIES

Catra (18+) - FC: Lulu Antariksa

Ballister Boldheart (30+) - FC: Riz Ahmed

Vi (20+) - FC: Brianna Hildebrand

HEARTSTOPPER

Nick Nelson (18+) - FC: Kit Conner

Darcey Olson (18+) - FC: Kizzy Edgell

DISNEY MOVIES & TV

Evie Grimhilde (18+) - FC: Sofia Carson

Ben Florian (18+) - FC: Mitchell Hope

Queen Elsa (18+) - FC: Anya Taylor Joy

Honeymaren (18+) - FC: Devery Jacobs

Kristoff Bjorgman (18+) - FC: Lucas Till

Olaf (10) - FC: Asa Butterfield

Fawn (18+) - FC: Maia Mitchell

Flynn Rider (19+) - FC: Ben Barnes

Amity Blight (15+) - FC: Kiernan Shipka

Jack Frost (19+) - FC: Thomas Brodie-Sangster

Astrid Hofferson (19+) - FC: Britt Robertson

Miguel Rivera (10+) - FC: As Himself

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

Damon Salvatore (18+) - FC: Ian Somerhalder

Klaus Mikaelson (25+) - FC: Joseph Morgan

Bonnie Bennett (18+) - FC: Kat Graham

Vincent Griffith (30+) - FC: Yusuf Gatewood

Freya Mikaelson (25+) - FC: Riley Voelkel

LIFE IS STRANGE

Dana Ward (18+) - FC: Lily Collins

Alex Chen (18+) - FC: Brianne Tju

Chloe Price (18+) - FC: Emma Mackey

Warren Graham (18+) - FC: Austin Abrams

Stella Hill (18+) - FC: Maitreya Ramakrishnan

Luke Parker (18+) - FC: Ross Butler

Kate Marsh (18+) - FC: Grace Van Dien

SCREAM MOVIES & TV

Billy Loomis (18+) - FC: Skeet Ulrich

Mindy Meeks-Martin (18+) - FC: Jasmin Savoy Brown

Chad Meeks-Martin (18+) - FC: Mason Gooding

Noah Foster (18+) - FC: John Karna

Dewy Riley (23+) - FC: Dave Arquette

Tatum Riley (18+) - FC: Rose Mcgowan / Christina Hendricks

Wes Hicks (18+) - FC: Dylan Minnette

THE LAST OF US

Joel Miller (30+) - FC: Pedro Pascal

Ellie Williams (18+) - FC: Bella Ramsey

Dina (18+) - FC: Cascina Caradonna

Tess Servopoulos (30+) - FC: Anna Torv

MARIO UNIVERSE

Bowser (??) - FC: As himself

Princess Peach (18+) - FC: Sydney Sweeney

Toad (??) - FC: Jack Dylan Glazer

RED DEAD REDEMPTION

Arthur Morgan (30+) - FC: Tom Hardy

Abigail Marston (25+) - FC: Rebecca Hall

TWILIGHT

Edward Cullen (18+) - FC: Robert Pattinson

Charlie Swan (40+) - FC: Billy Burke

Jasper Hale (100+) - FC: Jackson Rathbone

MISCELLANEOUS ANIME

Saitama (18+) - FC: Adachi Yūto

Sakura Haruno (18+) - FC: Robert Pattinson

Naruto Uzumaki (18+) - FC: Suda Masaki

Houtarou Oreki (18+) - FC: Kubota Masataka

Haruhi Fujioka (18+) - FC: Watanabe Mayu

Tamaki Suoh (18+) - FC: Sato Ryuji

Arisa Uotani (18+) - FC: Hirose Alice

Nana Osaki (18+) - FC: Rila Fukushima

Taiga Aisaka (18+) - FC: Natsuki Margaret Gibb

Yui Harasawa (18+) - FC: Ririka

FNAF

Vanessa Afton (18+) - FC: Elizabeth Lail

Suzie / Chica (9) - FC: Dakota Fanning

SUPERNATURAL

Dean Winchester (30+) - FC: Jensen Ackles

Bobby Singer (50+) - FC: Jim Beaver

Meg Masters (1000+) - FC: Rachel Miner

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Frank Castle (30+) - FC: Jon Bernthal

Peter Parker (19+) - FC: Tom Holland

Tony Stark (30+) - FC: Robert Downey Jr

Vision (??) - FC: Paul Bettany

Bruce Banner (30+) - FC: Mark Ruffalo

Jessica Jones (30+) - FC: Krysten Ritter

DC CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Bruce Wayne (30+) - FC: Robert Pattinson

Selina Kyle (30+) - FC: Cameron Bicondova & Monica Baccarin

Harley Quinn (30+) - FC: Samara Weaving

Arthur Fleck (30+) - FC: Barry Keoghan

Barbara Gordon (20+) - FC: Kat Mcnamara

Dick Grayson (20+) - FC: Brenton Thwaites

DUMPLIN’

Ellen “ El “ Dryver (18+) - FC: Odeya Rush

Bo Larson (19+) - FC: Luke Benward

#( out of character. )

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chayacat · 3 years ago

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Devil’s Sweet Star (34)

Fandom: Dead by Daylight

Ghostface x Female Reader

Rated M for Violence, Language and Smut

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Damn it, he can't wait to stop having to play that role. He was starting to get tired of it. this double game took him so much to the brain that at night he no longer dreamed. He was discussing... with himself. This is the only place where you can find Jed and Danny in the same place, at the same time. And we can say that the conversations are... wild. Like that night.

“Hmpf. Do you intend to reprimand me for every f***ing discussion we have?” said Danny with arrogance.

“And do you intend to act like an asshole at every discussion we have? You know very well that one day it will lose you.” responds Jed.

“Compared to you, I am real. You are only an identity, a name, and you will disappear soon.”

“I find that for a simple identity, a simple name, I served you well, right? It's not you who had to socialize with people in every city, it's me. You have just taken up your life, at night, to commit your "masterpieces". How long has it been going on between us? You're not tired of it like me? Don't you want to just have a normal life? You've never been caught! If you stop now, no one will ever know that you are Ghostface! Do you think that's what Carla would like?”

“SHUT YOUR F***ING HOLE. Never talk about Carla, don't even utter her name in front of me. If this bastard had cared for her, if he had done what it took to save her, we would not be where we are today. Only he let her die...”

“And you kill him. it could have stopped there. But you wanted to continue. And look where we are today. And you're going to kill again. The worst thing about all this is that you managed to get (y/n) into it.” replied Jed.

“I stop you right away, she's the one who ended up asking me to kill Hoggins. I only offered her a deal, she could have refused, I didn’t put the knife to her throat. But she agreed, sooner or later we end up doing things that we never dared to do before. Put that in your head.” responds Danny.

“You're toxic. You're twisted. And one day, you'll regret it.”

“That day, I would be too old for anything to happen to me. And you will be gone long ago. See you later "JED". If you still exist outside.”

It was with this conversation in mind that Danny woke up in the morning. You were still sleeping, clinging to him like a Koala to his tree. It was difficult to get out of your grip and to leave the room for lunch. He looked at his phone, to see if there were any messages. And indeed, there were. From Melina, Mattew, boss, and Wilhelm. The latter wanted to see him in order to get his version of the facts about last night's assault.

He didn't want to be there, but really not. Having to talk to this guy, who is going to ask his questions all the time, even though he already knows what happened. But the procedure is the procedure. But in a sense, Danny and Wilhelm have been talking to each other for days and days, cooperating. And Danny had to admit that he could have made a good inspector. That it could have been better than being a journalist. But after a while, he would have spotted himself, because compared to a journalist, a cop sees his file transferred from police station to police station.

He had breakfast quietly, even if it is already 9:30 a.m., sipping his coffee while watching the news on TV. Hoggins will pay. Not just for wanting to kill Danny, but for paying these guys to kidnap you as well! He seriously believes that you will fall into his arms by being sequestered in his home? He really believes, even hope that you will be affected by Stockholm syndrome? Asshole, the only thing you're going to receive at home is Ghostface's knife. And not just once. You're going to look like a real cheese at the end.

“I will disfigure you so much Hoggins, that no one will recognize you, they will all have vomited on your corpse before they know that it’s you. No one touches my girlfriend. No one.”

He finishes his breakfast before going for a shower. Today was quite a hot day, it would be better to put lighter clothes. Fortunately, he had passed by his house before joining you at the apartment last night. And that he had consulted the weather too. He left you a note, next to your breakfast, saying that he was going to the police station to make his deposition and that he comes back right after. Knowing you, if he hadn't, you would be in panic and harassing him with message.

He went to the police station for his statement. Wilhelm had not yet arrived, so the policeman made Danny wait in a rest room and pick him up as soon as the inspector arrived. He took the opportunity to review the notes he had taken. Or rather that JED took. He couldn’t believe that his plan worked perfectly. And the best thing is that Hoggins provides enough to fuel suspicions about him! He has hired people, threatened McKellan and he does everything to suppress Danny, even if it isn’t for that reason. The inspector arrived 10 minutes later, and asked Danny to follow him to his office. The latter sighed slightly before following him into his office and sat in front of him.

“So... I really have to repeat everything? You know what happened last night.” ask Danny.

“You know that this is the procedure. If I could do without seeing your face for even one day... that would be the dream.”

“And mine.”

The deposition lasted about 1 hour, during which Wilhelm asked several questions to which Danny answered clearly. He knows that it was Hoggins who hired them, one of them made that clear. Or at least he didn't deny it. Wilhelm finished writing Danny's deposition before closing the file and putting it on the side. Then he got up to serve himself a coffee and handed Danny one.

“If you weren't a little asshole journalist, you would make a good partner, Olsen.” said Wilhelm.

“And if you weren't an annoying, and a cop bastard, you'd make a good colleague Wilhelm.” Responds Danny.

“hmpf. it seems to work well between you and the boss of the Nebula. It's... Is it official?”

“Yes, and how does it concern you?”

“In no way. But hey two aggressions and each time you were together. Plus, I know she and McKellan had had a little different. And obviously Hoggins has a deal with her.”

“Let's say it's more between me and Hoggins. He didn't like the way I did an interview... and I stole his bird of paradise. He imagines that he can coax her and seduce her with his money. As I told you, they did not say it clearly but they did not deny it. In addition, they also had to bring her back.”

“Be careful, Olsen. Hoggins is not McKellan. When he says something, he does it. Avoid provoking him too much and stay on guard both of you. As long as he is not arrested for McKellan's murder, he is free to do whatever he wants.”

Danny nodded, before noticing a picture that intrigued him. You could see Wilhelm with a baby in his arms. So, he has children, at least one. Who had enough courage to marry and have a child with him? After... Danny must admit that he would like to see how he behaves once he comes home from work. The baby was rather cute, but he is no cuter than the ones Danny wants to have... with you. And compared to his "father", he will be much better than him.

“Elise. Her name is Elise. She is 7 months old. That's why I'm doing my job. I want her to be safe. And as long as Ghostface is free, my little princess will be in danger. You'll understand that when you have your kids. Believe me, its life changing.” said Wilhelm.

“If you say so...Can I go now?” ask Danny.

“Yeah yeah, get out of here you little weasel. And try to stay alive, you and you girlfriend. Especially you in fact. You are the champion to put yourself in danger involuntarily.”

Danny got up and, when Wilhelm reached out to him to greet him, which surprised him by the way, he shakes his hand before leaving the room and then the police station. So Wilhelm has a kid. And that's why he insists on stopping Ghostface... Interesting. Danny thought he was doing this just to be famous. After all, he would be the one who finally caught Ghostface! Roseville's murderer! and not only from Roseville for that matter.

Danny took the opportunity to go see his boss and colleagues, just to reassure them. Mattew couldn't help but hug Danny, with Danny patting his back to comfort him. Melina sighed in relief to see that he was fine. The boss didn't let anything shine through him but Danny knew that deep down, he was worried. He asked him to come to his office for a drink, but he politely refused, explaining that he had to join you.

He left the newspaper's offices to return to the apartment. On the road he listened to the radio, the latter announcing thunderstorms arriving on Roseville at the end of the day. Great, he who wanted to take you on a walk tonight ... in the rain it's going to be annoying. You were in your future apartment when he returned. You took advantage of his absence to start doing the work, including repainting the ceilings. He joined you and landed against the front door, watching you from behind, painting.

“Need a hand?” He asks.

“Jed! How did it go?” you said, by putting down the paint roller to go see it and kiss him.

“That went well, I’ve made my deposition, he asked me his questions... The procedure in short. You should have waited me I would have helped you with the painting.”

“I know. But I could not stay at home without doing anything. And since we have to live here one day, I told myself that it was better to start as soon as possible. You can still help me if you want, I did not make the bathroom and your future office.”

“Thank you. By the way, I wanted to discuss it with you... we have to put a little thing in the right place...”

“I will not enter your office without your permission it is promised. This is your private space and I will respect it. And I know you will respect my private space.” you replied with a smile.

“Thanks, my love. I'm going to change myself and I'm coming.” responds Danny before leaving.

He returns a few minutes later with old clothes that are themselves stained with paint. Then he took a roll of paint and a jar of white paint and headed into his office to start working. Fortunately, the material is provided by the owner, it is better to avoid spending money now and save as much as possible. Because unfortunately, a larger apartment means a more expensive rent. Even with your two salaries, saving is a good idea. Hours passed, with a lunch break and, as he was painting, Danny heard a small sneer from you. He pretended not to hear anything, and as soon as he felt the tip of a brush on his back, he turned around and painted your t-shirt.

“Hey!” you said, laughing while Danny laughs too. “You'll see! you'll regret it! on guard!”

“Should not look for me my beauty. Beware I do not intend to let myself be done. On guard.” Responds Danny by putting himself in position like a fencer.

And so began a painting battle between you. And believe me, there was more paint on both of you and on the walls than on the ceiling. And despite Danny being able to dodge thanks to his agility, he took painting several times, especially in the face. You are small, but precise. But despite this, it was Danny who ended up winning the battle. he lay down on the ground, not without dragging you with him. The two laughed, which reminded Danny of the moments he spent with Carla in high school, lying under the trees to dream during the break hours.

“Can you imagine yourself here? I don’t. I can't believe that we're going to live together...” you said looking at the ceiling.

Danny nodded and placed a kiss on your forehead when you received a call. It was Amy. And when Danny saw your face decompose, he realized very quickly that something was wrong.

“What’s wrong?” He asks.

“Wait. Amy...Amy calm down. Take a breath and tell me what’s going on...What?? I coming right now!” you said before hanging up. “We have to go to the Nebula...someone broke in and did damage... Corey managed to master him but... he is wounded.”

Without wasting a single minute, you both change and leave in the direction of the Nebula. When you arrive on site, you both notice that the windows have been broken and that the exterior walls have been tagged. Fortunately, the interior was practically intact, only a few decorative objects had been destroyed. Corey and Amy were sitting with one of the officers and as you walked towards them, Danny noticed one of the inscriptions on the outside walls of the café, at the entrance to the alley. The message was clear: bitch. one thing is for sure, someone’s going to die. The man was also taken care of by the doctors and then taken on board by the cops. The interrogation will be robust. We shall see what Wilhelm learns. Danny took you by the waist and huddled you when he heard you sobbing.

"Why me...I did nothing.” you said, sobbing.

“It’s alright Honey. I’m here.”

Even though it wasn't confirmed, Danny was sure who had made the move. At least who had commissioned it. It's time to take a little visit to this good old Hoggins. It’s time to give him a "gift". A gift that he will deeply regret...

But that Danny will love to do to him.

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(Done! Remember when I told you that DSS wouldn't be the first and the last fanfiction that I will write? Well, that's still true. I'm thinking of writing another one but I hesitate between RE8 and The Boy (which I advise you to look at because it’s a very good movie and frankly underestimated.) I don't know when I'm going to get started, maybe when I'd be further away from finishing DSS which I reassure you won't do 1001 XD chapters. And I admit that recently I watched a let's play of outlast whistleblower and ...how to say... Eddie~ I hope you’ll like this chapter like the others ones! Well, it's time for my brain to rest! Have a great weekend to you all! See ya!)

#dbd fanfic #dbd #dead by daylight #ghostface #danny johnson #jed olsen

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scentedsongrebel · 5 years ago

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CHASE (1)

Pairings: Thief! Bucky Barnes * Thief! Reader (female)

Summary:“Mr. ‘B’ world renounced thief, they call him an artist you see.” He laughs, one devoid of humor and pushes his hair off his forehead as he brings his hand in front of his face, all his fingers touch his thumb to make the ‘fox’ shape from them.

“The beauty with which he crafts his muse. Every robbery a new piece of art. Every stroke careful and planned. Every scheme drawn with precision. He takes pride in his master pieces”.

He shakes his head, his lips setting in a firm line.“For me, well he is just a pity thief. And who better to know a thief than one herself”

Word Count: 3197

Warnings: Robbery, mentions of robbery, Violence, Gun shooting, some cursing…. maybe?

Chapter 1

Dressed in formal this time, he moves through the airport crowd smoothly, without garnering any attention.

He runs his hand through his dark hair, cut short this time to blend in. He also has a little stubble going on which he thinks makes him look years older as he catches a glimpse in one of the design mirrors on the airport walls.

His flight isn’t scheduled for another 3 hours but he likes to be early, prepared and out of the main city as soon as possible.

He hears a young boy arguing over at the check-in counter for a possibility to get a flight before 7 am to which the lady shakes her head telling him the earliest they have available is for 10 am.

The boy runs his hands through his hair roughly as he pulls at the roots moving out of the line.

James (today Robert) moves forward and hands over his ticket and id card getting himself a pass.

He moves to sit on one of the chairs as he waits for the time of his flight that leaves at 4 am. Its 1:00 right now.

As he gets comfortable to read with smugness the article about his achievement and yet another failure of the police, his eyes drift to the news going on on the television.

“Mr. ‘B’ informs CNN of his next target” it reads and James’ eyebrow raises in amusement.

“Just right now” the lady on the news channel says as she sits on the desk at her office “We got a call from the famous thief Mr. ‘B’ informing our news channel of his next target right here in the city-

James folds his newspaper as a smile graces his lips. This is interesting. And while he knows this is a bad idea, he stills looks around.

He always did love a challenge.

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The young boy is suddenly informed of a last minute cancellation and availability on the 4 am flight.

He won’t miss The tennis match.

God bless whoever cancelled last minute.

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Darkness and excess of security. A swap here and running behind the pillar before a guard can turn around, you navigate yourself through the museum before making way towards your target through the AC vents that have been closed for a while but you have your ways. The tiny particles of dust dance around as you navigate through the narrow tunnels.You would have been a sneezing mess if it weren’t for your face mask.

As you wipe the bead of sweat flowing down your chin under your black face mask, you smile at the ease with which you secured your target.

You jump down almost from the top of the room skillfully and look towards the target you were here for.

She’s beautiful. They say she belonged to Cleopetra herself. Gifted to her by one of her lovers. They say her beauty is nothing compared to her owner and suddenly you understand the egyptian men’s attraction for her.

The green diamond shines in the dimly lit room emanating a beautiful glow. For a minute you stay in your position just admiring the beauty before yourself.

The moment last only a short while before you realize your mission and rush you get your hands on the diamond.

“You don’t want to do that”

You quickly whip your head to the source of the voice and look straight at him. Clad in full black shealth suit and a face mask different from yours. While your covers your entire face only leaving a long patch for the eyes, his is more revealing like an eye mask people wear at those fancy parties. His head in covered in a black hat matching both your suits.

He seems to be eating a sandwich. Which he quickly finishes and wipes his mouth with a tissue paper

He stands up pocketing the napkin

“Motion detectors” he points towards the necklace. He then produces a pair of sunglasses “Wanna see?” He asks as he places the sunglasses on your nose so you can see through it

Just as he said red laser lines run parallel to each other around the necklace

“Infra red rays” he takes his sunglasses back “the moment you go to touch the necklace, an alarm would be set off and” he points towards the several gates lining the walls “Atleast three guards from each door would come rushing”

You look at him raising your eyebrows but realize he probably won’t be able to see them because of your mask but he somehow knows you figure going by his smile

“I’m a professional” he stretches his arms “I know how these security dudes think”

You look at him trying to gauge your next move but he is quicker

“You wanna steel it” he shrugs “it’s yours to steel”

You raise your eyebrow again

“Nah this thing is not even on my list” he starts to move closer to you and produces something from the pocket of his skin tight black vest

You quickly take up a defencive stance preparing to reach out for your knife but then he raises his arms in front of you and you realize it’s just a chocolate. He tears the wrapper from his gloved hands and takes a bite

“Oh no need for weapons dude” he says as he takes another bite “I’m just hungry” he brings it towards you “protein bar?”

You shake your head and look back towards the thing trying to decipher your next move. He continues eating

“When you’re done with the analysis just thought I’d tell you, the moment you touch the object, 12 mili-ampere current beams would shoot throught those holes in the walk” he points all around the room “one hit and BOOM paralysis” your eyes widened and he smiles at you taking another bite of his protein bar “temporary hopefully”

You look at the thing again not out of options. This was more difficult than you anticipated. Time to think of something new

He smiles as he observes you going through an internal debate

“Confused” he mocks and you glare at him “you should be, its really a difficult position, I can help”

You look at him with furrowed brows

“Well honey” he mocks “This seems to be a highly one sided conversation. How am I supposed to work this if you won’t talk to me”

You only glare and he finishes the last of his protein bar pocketing the wrapper and zipping his pocket close

He adjusts his mask that only covers his eyes and rubs his hands

“Okay so here’s how this goes” he seems serious suddenly “You tell me why you used my name, I help steel this and its mine cause you used my name and its kinda the main rule of this profession 'you steel it in my name its mine”

He tilts his head and gives you a dark smile that screams trouble and you feel your heart increase its speed

“You may wanna start talking”

You look around amd your eyes suddenly lock on the cctv camera on the top of the room

“Hacked” he says and you turn to look at him “all they can see is this sword undisturbed and right here without us in the frame, we have approximately” he looks at his wrist watch “ 15 mins before they figure it out, so you better get talking”

You look around trying to find a way to catch him off guard but he is faster as he pins you to one of the walls

“Why did you use my name”

His face is really close to yours and you feel your heart rate increase trying to look around but he forces your face to look at him right in the ocean blue eyes

“I-I ” you try to say and he smiles again. You suddenly hate the curve of his lips.

“You?” He mocks and there is a sudden jolt of anger in you at him

You kick him in the shin and catch him off guard moving away from him. He tries to get back at you removing his gun from his thigh holster but you stop him

“Stop threatning and I will talk” he smirks and signals you to continue. You run your hand over your face and continue “I just knew you would be hot and right now, I feel you are hoter than I thought”

He makes a face and you’re sure his eyebrows are raised under that mask

“I mean dude” you move your hands around suddenly excited “You are like the Merly Streep of our world, I mean like totally top, top of the charts”

He smirks at that

“I have always looked up to you” you smile but you’re sure he can’t see it through your mask “I kinda really wanted to meet you and I have a preposition for you and you can’t say no to”

His smirks widens and he crosses his arms “Go on”

“You see like Sherlock needs Dr. Watson, like Cory Mattews and Shawn Hunter, like Chandler Bing and Joey Tribianni, like - like” you click your fingers as you try to come up with more “like like Tom and Jerry everyone needs a partner in crime. You know a little help indeed and well” You motion towards him from both your hands then at yourself “What about a literal partner in actual crime”

He actually lets out a laugh at that and shakes his head

“No thanks”

“What no dude listen” you move towards him “you need me, you maybe famous world-wide but me” you smile “The best of the best locally. Brooklyn has never seen a talent like me”

“I’m just fine by myself” he shakes his head and then moves towards you and bends down so you two are nose to nose “A theif is brilliant only by himself, no threats of betrayal”

Your heart suddenly starts accelerating its speed and you are not sure if it is because of his words or his closeness

“I-I” he turns around and looks at the item

“5 mins left Brooklyn’s best theif” he smirks “Maybe you can show me how good a partner you can make”

You smile at his words and move your hand in through the holes for your eyes in your mask and reach your hand to your hair to pull out a hair pin

“Duck” you scream quickly and he is fast to follow as you both get down on your knees and you throw the hair pin towards the artifact. Several alarms start blazing and just as he said 3 guards each enter running towards the room with huge guns

They corner you both from all sides and you make eye-contact with your fellow theif before you smirk and you are pretty sure he knows you are beneath the mask as you ignore the warnings of the guards to stay on your knees and hands behind your back as you reach for the artefact, clicking the button on your belt that pulls you up towards the vents through the ropes you hand installed and you barely get a glimpse of the guards falling down as the laser beams shoot out and hit them.

You don’t see what happened with the other before you make your way through a different path in the vents you came from and get down towards the back of the museum quickly. Just as you pocket the diamond you hear footsteps running towards you from your right and make eyecontact with a red-head woman not in her uniform but clearly a police inspector

She produces her gun and speaks in her ear-pieve “Steve I have him in the C corridor” She slowly moves towards you with the gun raised “Hands up”

You move your hands up in surrender before there is a gun shot from behind you that hits the red-head right in her hands and she drops the gun screaming in pain.

Before you know it, you body is pushed against thick arms and engulfed and being pulled thorugh the corridors. More officers run down the halls and try to shoot at the teo of you but he is faster and is anticipating each and every move and none even get a glimpse of you both.

Suddenly you are dropped in a corner and and you hear footsteps run away from you. Did he just leave you to run away? What the hell. You feel your pockets and the diamond is gone. Great.

Just as more officers almost reach you, you stand up and decide if you should run before someone has a gun pointed at your back.

“Got him” this guy says to those in front of you through the dark and moves your hand behinx your back and handcuffing “Though he had another one with him, shot officer romanoff, you might wanna catch that one I think he has the diamond”

“You got this?” One if the officer asks him

“Ya” he says “this one seems the weaker one” there is a playfullness in his voice and you immediately recognize that voice and your eyes widen. He moves his head toward your ear and whispers “Be quiet”

The other guys leave to chase 'your partner’ and he guides you through an exit you hand no idea even existed and before you know it you are out of there and quickly pushed in the passenger seat of a car, hands still in hand-cuffs.

Just as he starts the car you get a good look at the guy and your eyes widen as you get a look at the guy in his police uniform and thick mustach. He smiles at you and moves through the traffic. Leaving behind the sirens and commotion around the museum.

“The robbery was brilliant” he says as you hit the highway after a while “perfect in all sense except the running away part, need'ta work on that, you know most important part of being a theif, execution is important and all but if you get caught,everything is in vain.”

“O-okay?” You say now actually really scared and trying to decipher where he was taking you

“Well I’m known for my running away skills and as my partner, you will be too soon”

He genuinely smiles at you and you smile back trying really hard to mask the fear you actually feel in the moment and try to appear excited.

“Also Tom and Jerry were kinda enemies rather than partners in crime”

A small short lived laugh escapes your lips.

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“I really thought you betrayed me” The blonde says as he stands besides you at the concert, the music blazing through the speakers

“And go where” you glare at him “not many places left where I could go and your men are not around”

“Kinda need to do that” he shrugs “can never fully trust you not to run away”

“Great makes me feel so special” you say and wince as the rapper takes some verse and the girl besides you loses it, screaming her love for him

“Did we really have to meet here” you ask covering your ears as he continues looking forward and shakes his head

“Crowded places reduce the risk of him seeing you with me and getting suspious”

You nod

“So what is his plan” officer Rogers then asks folding his arms on his chest

“Plans?” You shrug “I don’t know. It has been just 2 days since we met you really think he will tell me every one of his plans?”

He sighs and shakes his head

“And it is all your fault” you hiss through the noice “You were supposed to catch him there I did everything.” You move your hands around exasperated “distracted him with the partner proposal, took the diamond and ran the way you told me to and was even surrendering to your officer”

He glares back “you got her shot, Agent Romanoff is one of my best officers and now she has to go through all these physiotherapies before she can even hold a gun”

“I got her shot??” you look at him disbelievingly “he shot her and took me”

He just shakes his head and you sigh

“Listen he is coming here today so just catch him and let me off this”

“Ya right arrest him for making friends with you cause that is a real crime” he shakes his head “Listen to me carefully Y/N you cannot catch a theif without proof and theifs like him, leave no proof, unless we actually catch him during the robbery we have nothing against him”

You shake your head “What am I supposed to do now after you failed so miraculously”

“Be his partner” your eyes widen “report his every move, his plans, everything back and help us catch him”

“No- I-I can’t do that” you yell through the youngsters singing the rap with the rapper

“Yes you can and you will” he says sternly “Listen I know its hard but now you are deep in it and you are my best chance, also you have to do this if you really want to avoid the atleast 10 year prison sentence which would come if I by mistake provide the jury with your file. Just saying”

His threat almost causes tears to form in your eyes but you hold it in as you cross your arms

“What will he do to me if he finds out” you whisper and even through the noice he hears you

“He will kill you” BOOM the loud screeches of the drum signalling the end of the song accompany his words and you nod trying to hold back the tears.

“Stay in contact” he says and then he’s gone. You don’t even try to see where he went, instead trying to calm your racing heart

It is another song that has kids in front of you going crazy as the singer- you don’t even remember the name- of removes his shirt and throws it to the audience”

A body pushes against yours and this hippy guy with shoulder length hair in just a halve sleeved jacket shimmering in some design opened up to reveal his shirt-less torse (which btw is swoon worthy), his arms bathed in different bracelets and rings smiles at you through his teeth to reveal his lip piercing.

You frown and turn back to look at the stage before he tries to gather your attention again

“Hey its me” your eyes widen and you look at him again and he smiles. You can recognize that voice anywhere

“You changed your look again” you scream as you look around

“Kinda my thing” he shrugs and then offers you the plastic glass in his hand

“No thanks” you shake your head

“Take it” he forces the glass in your hands and you look inside to find no drink in it instead a paper of some sort “Ticket, for the plane and the passport is beneath it, don’t be late”

And with that he is gone just as the singer bids his goodbye.

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#bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes fluff #bucky barnes angst #bucky barns x reader #bucky fluff #bucky imagine

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flanbolt · 9 months ago

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okay I take it back the latter end of the movie is good. Honestly my favorite is everything proceeding to the black hole and afterwards. To me the emotional aspect was best with the old actress instead of the guy and the child actor. Anne Hathaway love speech and Jessica chastain carried earth and space situation. And obviously I loved everything with the robots . Ngl I thought it was going to end with tars and mattew mchogny actor fucking on that farm LMAO

watching interstellar for robot but the acting and music in beginning Is a bit goofy. It inssits upon itself .

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deanseths · 5 years ago

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— 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝘩𝑜 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝘩𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝘩𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑟. (x)

𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐍 / 𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐌𝐈𝐗 | listen here

𝐈. 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐨 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞. ⁽²⁰¹¹⁻¹²⁾

adtr // city of ocala ・ lana del rey // blue jeans ・ angels & airwaves // the gift ・ the cure // primary ・ lana del rey // ultraviolence ・ simple minds // don’t you (forget about me)

𝐈𝐈. 𝐯𝐮𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚. ⁽²⁰¹⁴⁻¹⁵⁾

ursine vulpine ft. annaca // wicked game ・ zack hemsey // vengeance ・ linkin park // in the end ・ rihanna // rehab ・ bring me the horizon // and the snakes start to sing ・ linkin park // what i’ve done ・ nine inch nails // hurt ・ simon says // slider ・ smashing pumpkins // bullet with butterfly wings ・ slowburn // coming for you ・ blue stahli // you kill me every time ・ fall out boy // light ‘em up

𝐈𝐈𝐈. 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚. ⁽²⁰¹⁶⁾

the national // start a war ・ coldplay // fun ・ imagine dragons // demons ・ bastille // power ・ afterhours // la vedova bianca ・ the phantoms // this is a war ・ the raveonettes // ignite ・ joy williams // ordinary world ・ pink floyd // wish you were here

𝐈𝐕. 𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚. ⁽²⁰¹⁷⁾

tamer // beautiful crime ・ arkells // making due ・ staind // it’s been a while ・ arkells // show me don’t tell me ・ of monsters and men // little talks ・ heffron drive // parallel ・ jaymes young // i’ll be good ・ toploader // achilles heel ・ hoobastank // the reason ・ paramore // grudges ・ skillet // feel invincible ・ peter gabriel // heroes ・ of monsters and men // king and lionheart ・ yoke lore // bravado ・ alexi murdoch // all my days

𝐕. 𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬 / 𝐧𝐨𝐱. ⁽²⁰¹⁸⁻¹⁹⁾

flora cash // you’re somebody else ・ onerepublic // let’s hurt tonight ・ sigrid // everybody knows ・ mattew and the atlas // counting paths ・ amber run // i found ・ adtr // end of me ・ the civil wars // devil’s backbone ・ alice in chains // down in a hole ・ madonna // the power of goodbye ・ 30 seconds to mars // the kill ・ trading yesterday // shattered ・ imagine dragons // radioactive ・ zayde wolf ft. ruelle // walk through the fire ・ lord huron // the night we met

𝐕𝐈. 𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐢𝐚. ⁽²⁰¹⁹⁻ ⁾

the national // about today ・ nickelback // how you remind me ・ mumford & sons // beloved ・ james bay // scars ・ the national // light years ・ lord huron // ends of the earth

#this is the result of 4 years of intense shipping #i did it with my heart so please appreciate the effort #ad maiora folks #playlist*#fanmix #ambrollins #**

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spooky-scary-imagines · 6 years ago

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Michael ignoring his s/o and they do a baby talk to annoy him? i hope this makes sense! it just seemed really cute.

((Asdfghjk This is great. Sorry it didn’t turn out as cute as I intended lol. Also I wanna repeat that I know SO little about the Halloween universe (except that Loomis is a lil’ bitch), so I have no clue if this works in canon. Like, how does the Myers house have electricity? I dunno, up to reader interpretation I guess. Also, how the fuck do I type out baby-talk without seeming like I’m just more illiterate than usual? I tried `\/( ‘ - ’ )\/`

Michael with a baby-talking s/o:

Today was an average day in the Myers house, meaning near silence as you watched T.V. and Michael was somewhere doing god knows what. You were flipping through the same dumb channels, bored out of your mind, when you heard a slight noise from the back room. Usually Michael was completely silent, you must be getting better at this. “Hey Michael! Welcome back.” Unsurprisingly, there was no response.

You watched him turn the corner into the living room. As he steps put of the shadows, you see his jumpsuit is still splattered in fresh blood. You don’t know how on Earth he did it, but he managed to get the back of the jumpsuit soaked too. He didn’t even acknowledge you as he flopped down on the other end of the couch, snatching the remote from beside you.

“Shit!” you scold, “You’re gonna get blood on the couch!” He doesn’t even look your way as he continues to channel surf. “C’mon Michael. Get up and change or something.” Still no response. “At least put down a towel or something?” you bargain. Nothing. You scoot over and poke him in the side. You feel a twitch of acknowledgement but he still refuses to listen to you. So he wants to play that game, huh? God, he’s so stubborn sometimes.

You put on your most condescending baby voice, “What da mattew Mikey? Is someone cwanky?” He seemed to stiffen at that, clearly digging his heels in further. You ramp it up, “Oh Noes! Does sooomebody need a wittle nap?” He still refuses to look at you but you notice his hand clench into a fist and the channel stopped changing. It seems you’re going to have to pull out all the stops to really get him. You fling your arms around his shoulders dramatically and pout out your lower lip, “I didyin’t mean to upset you Mikey.” It was time for the kill-strike, either Michael would have to pay attention to you, or he would literally kill you. “Pwease stop being angwy wit me…Auwdwee”

His head whipped around to you. Through the holes in his mask, you could make out deep glare. He stood up suddenly, knocking you off onto the couch. He walked off, and you were grateful he was finally going to change his damn clothes. You loved him but bloodstains were a bitch to get out. You yelled after him, “Dank youw Mikey.” You realized that was the final nail in your coffin as Michael came back in the room, still wearing his dirty jumpsuit and carrying your pretty comforter in his arms.

You couldn’t see his face but you could feel his smirk as he laid down the blanket. “You asshole…” you mumbled out as he proceeded to sit his bloody ass all over your nice blanket right beside you. You huffed and rolled your eyes at the petty display, turning back to the T.V. You felt something warm move across your hand. You looked down to see Michael placing his hand over your’s and giving it a gentle squeeze. You knew a peace offering when you saw one and decided to let it go just this once. You crawled over and rested you head on on his shoulder as the talking heads on T.V. blathered on and blood dried against your skin.

#Michael Myers #halloween #slasher imagines #slasher

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thewollfgang · 6 years ago

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What kind of dates do you think deckerstar or mattew and diana (i dont remember the ship name) would go on?

(I think its bishmont?) but Matthew and Diana 100% go to wine tastings as a go to date. They also like family movie night, snuggling up and watching the latest film. When Matthew picks it’s some obscure french indie film and Diana likes action movies with lots of explosions. They go on long rides on his estate and visit the city together. When they’re at Oxford they grab coffee together or she cooks dinner for him while he finds the most ridiculous wines to pair with whatever culinary masterpiece she’s trying next.

Lucifer and Chloe go out to dinner for dates a lot, sometimes fancy places where they dress to the nines and play footsie under the table and sometimes little holes in the wall full of noise (and play footsie under the table). Game Night is still a super important tradition for them. They like beach dates, too. Some of their greatest hits were at beaches, although Chloe quickly vetos sex until they get home, she knows that no one wants sand in those sorts of places.

#ship asks #ask game #bishmont #deckerstar #Anonymous

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cork-screw-who-420 · 3 years ago

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He sure is. ❤😜❤

Your last Wilbur fanart made me realize that

Wilbur is literally l'manburg itself if it was a person :0

(that would be a good hc tbh)

-🐢

And he's now the hole.

Please don't queue that--

#Mathew peanuts speaks #Mattew and holes

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brownstonearmy · 4 years ago

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2021-01-08: Duck Tales (A Commemorative Tale About Ducks And Religion)

Tuesday Aug 18th (Tuesday Morning)

Two faces from Spleenifer's past arrived in Brownstone the previous night, seeking to assist Spleenifer and Brownstone in rebuilding after the recent flood. First up is Glarmp Glorious, Spleenifer's adopted twin Brother. He's a pious paladin practicioner of the same religious order as Spleenifer, spreading the gospel in the name of St. Squatzalot, and he's barely half the height his sister. The other new face is Tweazle Tealeaf, a halfling who Spleenifer babysat once upon a time. Tweazle's didn't take as readily to the dogma of the particular sect of Lathander practiced by his parents, Glarmp, and Spleenifer, and took off in search of a life of adventure (Like Tweazle's brother Milo before him).

When the adventure begins, Spleenifer wakes up much later than usual: after sunrise. Normally the cacophony of ducks she keeps wakes her up while it's still dark. It's too quiet, and Spleenifer looks outside to an empty duck pen. A note is stuffed into the door jamb.

"Dear Resident: The Reformed Church of the Dragon recently commandeered some of your poultry. Due to meat shortages, we will compensate you 2SP for your troubles. Thanks."

The news hits Spleenifer hard; she falls to the ground in sobs. Glarmp is awakened by the sound of Spleenifer's plight and immediately offers assistance and prayer to her. The emotional commotion also wakes Tweazle, who tries to go back to sleep after offering to procure some bats to replace the ducks. Ultimately the current situation requires Tweazle to remain awake.

Moments later, Lucky and Q (who goes by Raven today) arrive at Spleenifer's place to meet the guests Spleenifer mentioned would be coming. It's not the happy meeting they anticipated; not only does a Lucky have the aftereffects of a wild magic surge where words appear in peoples' mouths like a comic book, but a friend is in need of assistance! And thus the seeds of a plan begin to germinate.

A steady stream of people are out on the streets today, and they all seem to be headed in the same direction. Lucky suggests making a detour to the Fighter's Guild to check in with Hilaria and perhaps watch a sparring match or two. While Lucky and Hilaria are catching up, Tweazle's boar (named Melboarn, which contrary to societal expectations, is a perfectly fine name for a female boar) starts encroaching in Hilaria's personal space. Lucky polymorphs the boar into a mouse, and then asks if Hilaria would mind accompanying her on an "adventure date" to rescue Spleenifer's ducks. Hilaria agrees and Tweazle casts Locate Animals to find pinpoint Spleenifer's feathered companions. The ducks located due south not far from here, and thus the party sets out for a rescue!

The ducks seem to located at the Temple of the Reformed Church of the Dragon. Of course. The party lurks in the back of the church as Jrr'all Oshtreeth says a blessing at the altar. Glarmp isn't fond of the Reformed Church of the Dragon because of it emphasizes profit over the well-being of its adherents, and Tweazle isn't fond of the church because Jrr'all the Dragonborn has hair. Is that hair even real?

Lucky and Tweazle want to find out. Tweazle whispers instructions to Melboarn the Boar-Mouse and sends her skittering up the aisle toward Jrr'all. Lucky's contribution to the shenanigan is to make Melboarn invisible. While this is going on, Spleenifer hears a voice like that of Lathander telling her that allow the sacrifice of her ducks for the betterment of other people. However, this particular voice seems to be coming from one of the numerous dragon statues in the sanctuary, and not from Spleenifer's conscience. Perhaps this voice is that of an idolator!

Jrr'all notices the party hanging out at the back of the church and implores them to donate to the recovery efforts. Lucky and Tweazle volunteer to help cook duck soup, which is really important because there are Halfling Kosher Laws that must be followed before any of the Fair Folk are able to eat food prepared by someone else. Raven even volunteers to be the soup supervisor... The Soupervisor, if you will. But when the party declines to proffer a monetary donation, Jrr'all casts Command at Spleenifer to compel her to donate. Spleenifer's faith in true will of Lathander is too much for Jrr'all's command.

By this time, Melboarn has scampered up Jrr'all's gleaming armor and absconded with the Dragonborn's hairpiece. The congregation is in an uproar, but Lucky casts Mass Suggestion on them. Everyone in the congregation except Jrr'all now believes that Spleenifer is the chosen one of the Dragon Mother.

Raven does some epic level persuasion (without magic!) to convince Jrr'all that this is a clear indicator that Spleenifer has been chosen by divine decree to lead the Reformed Church of the Dragon. Melboarn the Boar-Mouse climbs Spleenifer's armor while still inside the hairpiece and clambers atop Spleenifer's head. THE HAIR HAS SPOKEN! SPLEENIFER IS IN CHARGE AS JRR'ALL RELUCTANTLY CONCEDES.

Lucky and Tweazle go to the temple's kitchen to prepare the duck soup according to Halfing Kosher Law. Of course, it won't actually have duck in it; they're going to be making mock duck soup instead. After emptying any leftover zombie guts out of the portable hole, she sneaks the flock into it for transport. The soup has been cooked successfully, though each bowl comes with a puppy that may or may not be magical, thanks to a wild surge that occurred during the cooking process.

Tweazel hauls the soup out to a wagon destined for the athletic fields to serve the hungry masses, and then excuses himself to water the bushes, if you understand Halfling slang. While all this is happening, Spleenifer summons a divine steed to carry her to the athletic fields for a dramatic duck rescue. Lucky happens to be near the steed when it suddenly appears, so she takes it for a ride across town to get the ducks to safety. She casts a quick "I love you!" message to Hilaria to prevent any miscommunication about Lucky's sudden disappearance. The whole thing is basically the plot of the 1996 film, Fly Away Home.

Anyway, Spleenifer also receives a message from Lucky indicating that the ducks are safe. But Spleenifer is an attentive duck mother and can tell from the dull chatter in the background of the message that some of the ducks don't seem to be present. Fear grips Spleenifer as she realizes who's missing: T'Pam, Prongle, and the five ducks all named Matthew.

Glarmp sees a big forehead vein bulge out on Spleenifer's face and tries to calm her down. But Spleenifer marches over to Jrr'all and demands the last seven ducks. Jrr'all, who is trying unsuccessfully to load a large dragon statue onto a wagon to accompany the procession to the fairgrounds, tells the pair they are welcome to take the remaining ducks from the temple's tower (right past the door leading to the temple's casino), but Jrr'all isn't going to help them retrieve the missing ducks.

The party (and Hilaria) make their way up to the top of the temple's disused belltower. It looks like someone's been living here, and the upper floor is covered in nests of hay. The seven missing ducks are all standing in a row up there and looking vaguely terrified. And the source of everyone's terror seems to be a goose that's in the room.

Tweazle casts Speak With Animals and talks first to Matthew #3 to get a handle on the situation. Mattew #3 relays the tale of how someone kidnapped all of them in the middle of the night, and these seven ducks were specifically picked out by the goose (named Almora) to participate in some sort of goose-duck hybrid breeding program. The other ducks corroborate Matthew #3's story, but the speech is interrupted by the angry goose announcing the next phase of the program.

Spleenifer is beside herself with worry about the situation unfolding with the ducks, and Tweazle tries make things better for the ducks by doing a spinning dragon kick at Almora the goose. Unfortunately for everyone, Tweazle whiffs on both kicks. But Melboarn's polymorph has since worn off and she charges the goose and sends it slamming into the wall with a satisfying smack.

But the moment the moment the goose hits the floor, it turns into an Elf woman. Spleenifer tries to play the woman like a bagpipe and extract a tithe on behalf of her beloved ducks, but only manages to get a low gurgling toot. Spleenifer picks up her dazed duck husband harem and takes off down the stairs. Glarmp casts Banishment on Almora to buy some time to flee, and then casts Find Steed on the stairway to block the Almora from using the stairs.

In another moment stolen directly from the 1996 film, Fly Away Home, Almora reappears after her banishment and screams an oath of vengeance against Jrr'all for allowing her duck test subjects be stolen. She crashes through the window of the tower and flies through the air like Superman, looking for a fight. Almora sees Spleenifer on the ground with all the ducks and begins combat in earnest. Tweazle casts Hunter's Mark on the flying wizard to track her in case she escapes, while Glarmp dispels the magic powering Almora's flight, causing the wizard to crash into the ground and eat dirt.

Tweazle casts a Wind Wall around Almora to box her in, but the dragon statue Jrr'all was struggling to load up earlier provides an opportunity for Almora to strike back. She channels her arcane magic into the statue, causing it spin around and spit lightning in random directions. Everybody on Team Anti-Almora starts bringing the pain. Glarmp cleaves great chunks out of the statue with his mighty axe, but before the statue and Almora can be destroyed, there's another complication:

Several rock worms burrow to the surface and burst forth from the ground. Lucky casts Xear's Chaotic Command, and ends up selecting the Crown of Madness option on Almora. Raven casts Vicious Mockery on Almora, but the unfolding chaos weakens the impact of their insults. Tweazle casts Lightning Arrow on the statue, causing it to crumble and kill Almora (Just like in the climax of Fly Away Home!).

The larger rock worm flees after its tremorsense is impacted by the thunder damage in the fight. The two smaller rock worms aren't that lucky. Lucky unleashes a potent chaos bolt that leaps between enemies, though it does result in an severe case of dandruff followed by leaves sprouting from her head. A few tense seconds later, the remaining enemies are dispatched and the adventure concludes for the night with Spleenifer's ducks safe and sound.

Stay tuned next time for more!

#adventure log #shits and giggles #Dungeons and Dragons #fishdavidson #ducks #goose

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ultraviolencerme · 6 years ago

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Incomplete Rock n’ roll Jukebox

【07/06/2019，4:20】

不完全向摇滚指北（种草机）2.0，一些最近听的/最近知道的/一直感觉还行的乐队，以及喜欢的曲子：展现dd本性的时刻。

I. 英国摇滚（别问，问就是英国摇滚最尊，听完了请看12年伦敦奥运会开幕式流泪，请）

关键词：Britpop英伦摇滚/Altertive另类摇滚/Prog前卫摇滚/Glam Rock华丽摇滚

Oasis： Time flies by…1994-2009

Don't look back in anger/stop crying your heart out etc.

神专据说是（What's the story）Morning glory，出了wonderwall和don’t look back in anger两首想想就知道有多神了，英国凤凰传奇美誉，不仅是这张而是基本全部都好听，入门简单，咖喱格兄弟吵嘴快乐源泉（今天你potato了吗），总结起来就是天才（。

Suede：Coming up/Dog man star （deluxe edition）

前两专都优秀（指BB的吉他和BA的骚气）虽然大家肯定都不会一开始就去听山羊皮首专的曲子但我希望每个人都去听Animal Nitrate爽一下.jpg

DMS，最近频繁使人落泪的一张，可称之为masterpiece（在uncut版的前提下）。DMS专推荐the 2 of us/the asphalt world/stay together胃疼三连发，改天可以写个Suede 1.0歌曲推荐（

其实除了dms更好推荐（那张曾经霸占了英国排行榜top1的）商业专辑，是每个人都会喜欢的一张，也是很骚很有特色的一张，即coming up，听就没错，不会踩雷，每首都好听。如果你被beautiful ones嗨到不行，建议右转隔壁the tears听一下他们的lovers这首，会更嗨（

Muse：The situation theory（最近的一张）

Supermassive Black Hole/Pressure/Plug-in baby/Unintended

都好听，很滚，很骚，（没听过黑洞的或者看Mattew Bellamy用嘴弹琴��可以立即搜一下live去体会一下英国摇滚乐队能有多骚气），对了，骚气就是英国特色。最近的一张（两难理论那个）也非常好，9012年还有真正在搞摇滚的乐队，流泪惹，是真正的sci-fi玩家。

Essentials 都好听，都可以

Queen：Queen the greatest hits the platinum collection

I'm in love with my car 金属花，我最近的挚爱

Queen我还要说什么吗，波西米亚都看了吗，看不看没所谓，反正跟着电影原声集听就行，没有不好听的，全是大写的经典，然后再跟着精选集听，然后恭喜掉坑，一起来欣赏美丽Freddie，美丽狂花，美丽校长，美丽炯炯。

King Crimson：In the court of the crimson king

除了首专外推荐Islands/Starless/Fallen Angel，都很长，平均十分钟一首，但是听完绝对不会说不好听。

Prog rock入门系列。首专放心听，绝对不踩雷，听完你流泪，因为你之前都不会想到还有这样的音乐。

Pink Floyd：The dark side of the moon/ The wall/ Wish you were here，堪称pf安利三巨头，因为你总会被其中一张打动（。

喜欢Time以及the great gig in the sky，以及Shine on your crazy diamond。

更不需要说什么了，pf教你什么叫做迷幻音乐，什么叫做穿越时代的音乐人，什么叫做摇滚乐队的顶尖，巅峰，以及不可复制的胜利。（记得拜水爷）

英国摇滚我不知道是否该概括为没有啥门槛（britpop谁都能听，ok的），因为有些都不符合大家心目中吵得要死的摇滚刻板印象，反而都很亲切（要么就prog那样贼高端，但是好听），

britpop可谓好入坑的典型代表，90年代席卷世界的英伦入侵风潮四巨头乐队：oasis，blur，suede，pulp，（虽然说是四巨头但我个人认为suede没有其他三个混得好怎么回事（碎碎念）

Blur也很好的，虽然我是没怎么听过（所以没写介绍）但我时常蠢蠢欲动。

II. 美国摇滚

关键词：Hard rock硬摇滚/Grunge油渍摇滚/Alternative另类摇滚/Punk朋克/Metal金属乐

Guns n’ roses：Use your illusion I&II

惯例的老歌经典歌都喜欢，没人会不喜欢，我说枪花是摇滚入门有人有意见吗.jpg

Nirvana：Nevermind

Grunge入门，但其实和��类没什么所谓，Nevermind好听就完事儿了，还有一个就是94年纽约不插电live

Green day：American Idiot

依旧是听American Idiot全曲就完事儿了，好听，会很爽

Red hot chilli pepper：Can't stop

听得少，but我相信曲子都很好听，很ok，很爽，我不知道有谁能不被Can‘t stop爽到；跟着精选集听不碰雷（也许

The pretty reckless：Essentials，三张专辑都可以

基本上跟着三张专辑听不碰雷，Make me wanna die/zombie/my medicine经典三连发你需要拥有

My chemical romance：Essentials

不会踩雷，全部都很好听就完事儿了

Def Leppard：Hysteria

被荒木推荐的一张，爽&够摇滚，也很棒，

不讲什么内涵，美国乐队我听的为数不多的几个都是巨爽的，对于美国乐队我就全部都难以有想象，虽然很棒（缺德

总体来说我还是觉得英国摇滚非常适合本小清新（？但很明显是美国摇滚比较符合大众对于摇滚的刻板印象，同样也非常适合入门，如果你就是想追求一种非常简单直接的摇滚的刺激感的话。

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xfromtheconcretex · 8 years ago

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Can you write some Bokuaka where Bo does something adorable and Akaashi tries to hide how he's feeling but her can't😝???

I can not believe this was happening. Well, i should. Its not very out of character for Bokuto.. But still. Not exactly what I expected to see when I got home. To my own house.

I stood in the doorway, watching my best friend mess around with glue and tape, paper and card board. A few paints here and there, and..was that glitter?I tried to stay as quiet as I could, but apparently that wasnt enough. Bokuto glanced over a me, a wide, enthusiastic grin spreading across his face. Bokuto always had the most beautiful smile.. I could never tear my eyes away from it, no mattew how hard I tried. I could always brighten my day when I was sad, and make me smile even when I didnt want to.

This moment was no different than any other. Bokuto smiled, and I stared. Of course, I had to draw my attention from it rather quickly, not wanting him to catch me. Luckily, he didnt. He just grinned more and shot up, pulling out the project he seemed to be making. It looked like a feathered mask..

"Look, Akaashi! Its an owl!"

He held up the mask, laughing behind it. He seemed so happy. I didnt want to tell him how the feathers were slipping, the glue not drying yet. It was a bit crooked.. It was pretty cute, though. Big eyes and glittery feathers, colorful pains and a beautiful grin behind the mask..

This man was going to be the death of me, I swear.

"Akaashi?"

I needed to stop staring, but I couldnt take my eyes off of him. /Him./ His hair was messier than usual, probably from Bokuto trying on the mask a few times to check the tightness of the strap.. He had pain all over himself- his hands, his fingers, his clothes.. Even some on his face. And god, his smile. He was so happy, so proud of himself, like his lopsided bird mask had just been put on the newspaper.

"Akaashi..?"

I knew I was still staring. My face was probably bright red, but I couldnt look away. My gaze raked down Bokuto's body. How can one man be so sexy while being so overly adorable at the same time? There was no way this was legal.

"Akaashi..! You're so red!"

That did it.

I jerked up, my eyes wide as I flushed more. It was surprising that my face didnt hurt at this point.. This was so embarrassing, but I couldnt do anything about it. I couldnt leave- Bokuto-san looks so excited about showing me his creation.. I couldnt just stand there- He'd question me about my staring!I started to panic, internally, that is. I probably looked really awkward to him..Before I could do anything about my embarrassment, I felt Bokuto's hand on my head. What was he doing..? I looked up, seeing a smiling Bokuto-san looking at me with a soft expression.

"Be my model..!"

I was about to ask what he meant by that, before I felt a gently tug behind my head, in my hair, before the cardboard was tugged down over my face. The eye holes werent the best, but I could see Bokuto-San grin, before hearing his laugh. Nothing compared to his laugh. He was so happy..After all these years, he still acted like a child on Christmas morning. He was so proud of his little mask.

"Akaashi looks cute!"

Oh my god.

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ca-se-passe-la-haut · 4 years ago

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Une possible émission électromagnétique associée à la fusion de trous noirs stellaires

Voilà encore une étude très intéressante qui lorgne du côté des fusions de trous noirs. Cette fois-ci, il s'agit de l'apparition d'un signal électromagnétique qui serait associé à la coalescence de deux gros trous noirs stellaires. Cette fusion aurait produit un rayonnement électromagnétique caractéristique à cause de l'endroit où elle aurait eu lieu : au sein du disque d'accrétion d'un trou noir supermassif niché au coeur d'un quasar... L'étude vient de paraître dans Physical Review Letters.

Les disques d'accrétion de trous noirs supermassifs sont paradoxalement des régions très efficaces pour produire des fusions de petits trous noirs, notamment du fait que le gaz du disque d'accrétion a pour effet d'accélérer le phénomène de coalescence. Le 21 mai 2019, les interféromètres LIGO et Virgo ont détecté un train d'ondes gravitationnelles potentiel, signant la fusion de deux trous noirs stellaires. Cet événement est resté pour le moment au stade de "candidat", et nécessite de plus amples analyses. Mais peu de temps après, un flash singulier a été enregistré dans la même zone du ciel en provenance d'un quasar, et cette bouffée de rayonnement ne peut pas être expliquée par l'activité changeante du quasar et de son trou noir supermassif (la probabilité qu'elle vienne des fluctuations du quasar lui-même ne sont que de 0,01%).

En revanche, cette émission UV est ce que l'on attendrait si deux trous noirs stellaires spiralaient l'un vers l'autre de plus en plus vite au beau milieu du disque de gaz en cours d'accrétion autour du trou noir supermassif au coeur du quasar, d'après Mattew Graham (Caltech) et ses collaborateurs américains et britanniques, au moins avec une probabilité de 99,9%. Les chercheurs montrent comment a pu être produit ce flash d'émission UV lorsque deux trous noirs déjà assez massifs ont fusionné. Le trou noir résultant doit en effet faire environ 100 masses solaires pour que le modèle fonctionne.

Normalement, les fusions de trous noirs ne produisent aucun rayonnement électromagnétique en association avec les ondes gravitationnelles émises. C'est ainsi car les couples de trous noirs sont sensés se trouver dans un désert de matière, où très peu de gaz ou de poussière sont présents, seuls à même de pouvoir induire des rayonnements de photons via un échauffement ou des interactions diverses.

Mais Graham et ses collaborateurs ont développé un modèle dans lequel la fusion se déroule dans l'environnement gazeux dense d'un disque d'accrétion et ils trouvent que le mouvement de recul du trou noir résultant de la fusion (qui apparaît car une fusion de trous noirs n'est jamais parfaitement symétrique) peut être suffisamment énergétique pour produire une onde de choc dans le gaz, qui, si elle est orientée dans une direction orthogonale au plan du disque d'accrétion, va produire une sorte de bulle de gaz chaud qui sera visible quand on observe le quasar dans le domaine des ultra-violets.

Graham et ses collaborateurs ont pris leur temps pour tester leur idée : ils ont exploité 21 alertes envoyées par LIGO/Virgo (que les événements soient restés des candidats ou devenus de réelles fusions) et pour chacune d'entre elles, ont cherché des correspondances dans les archives du Zwicky Transient Facility qui catalogue les sources électromagnétiques transitoires. La source transitoire qu'ils sont parvenus à associer à la détection gravitationnelle du 21 mai 2019 dans un quasar dénommé J1249 +3449 n'est pas apparue le même jour mais 35 jours plus tard. Ce délai observé entre la coalescence et l'apparition du rayonnement UV est expliqué par les astrophysiciens par la diffusion de la lumière dans le disque opaque. Et cette bouffée de rayonnement s'est arrêté au bout de 40 jours, ce qui fait dire aux chercheurs que le trou noir résultant de la fusion, dans son mouvement de recul à 200 km/s, serait sorti du disque d'accrétion avec une inclinaison de 60°... L'épaisseur du disque d'accrétion relativement au rayon galactique serait d'environ 0,01 là où se trouve le trou noir fusionné.

Et ce mouvement est très intéressant, car selon eux, il n'est pas assez véloce pour quitter définitivement le coeur du quasar : il devrait rester en orbite autour du trou noir supermassif. Et Mattew Graham et ses collaborateurs connaissent la masse du trou noir central (2,5 millions de masses solaires), la distance où se situe le trou noir fusionné (à 700 fois le rayon gravitationnel du trou noir supermassif) et sa masse probable (100 masses solaires), ils peuvent donc estimer la forme de son orbite. Ils calculent que le trou noir fusionné devrait retraverser le disque d'accrétion du trou noir supermassif seulement 1 an et demi après son départ, et qu'il devrait au passage refaire un petit feu d'artifice...

Alors, on peut s'étonner de la grande masse du trou noir résultant de la fusion : 100 masses solaires, ce qui en ferait le plus gros trou noir stellaire (raconter ça au lendemain de la découverte probable du plus petit par la même méthode des fusions d'objets compacts, ça a son charme...). Mais il faut savoir que c'est à proximité des trous noirs supermassifs que sont le plus concentrés les trous noirs stellaires. Et pour pour arriver à deux trous noirs d'environ 50 masses solaires produisant un beau spécimen de 100 masses solaires, il faut que ces deux là aient déjà vécu plusieurs fusions successives. C'est tout à fait envisageable dans un tel environnement d'après les chercheurs.

L'équipe de Graham va maintenant, évidemment, surveiller de très près ce qui va se passer dans les mois et les années qui viennent au niveau de J1249+3449, un quasar où il s'en passe de belles à coup sûr...

Source

Candidate Electromagnetic Counterpart to the Binary Black Hole Merger Gravitational-Wave Event S190521g*

M. J. Graham et al.

Phys. Rev. Lett. 124 (25 June 2020)

https://doi.org/10.1103/PhysRevLett.124.251102

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Vue d'artiste de la coalescence de deux trous noirs stellaire au milieu du disque d'accrétion d'un trou noir supermassif (Caltech/R. Hurt (IPAC))

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#science #astrophysique #ondes gravitationnelles #quasars #trou noir #trous noirs

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