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let people write smut on the clock, omfg, what does it matter that it's porn too, who careeees
also y'all never experienced a slow period at work? chill out
capitalism won't thank you for riding into battle for it
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#I don't ride captalisms dick I write about my blorbos riding that dick#Either way we're both getting fucked#So what does it matter?
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#I use the streetcar downtown but that's cause it's free and easy to park in a lot and travel that way#But I don't consider my use of it truly public transport#I don't rely on it#I suppose it still counts either way but it's pit of convenience not need#I use it maybe two or three times a year
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Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.
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hmmm. ok poll time just because i'm always curious what people's relationships to this topic are:
#I get so many shots and blood draws it's unreal#Out here feeding the vampire population#I like to watch the needle personally#Is that weird?#Idk I just like to know what's going on
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demon on my shoulder telling me to purchase a caffeinated beverage
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
#Make you proud by wheelwright#Super tiny following but I really dig the song#Maybe it will be one of those 'I listened to them before it was cool' kind of thing
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nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.
it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like
“fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”
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You know what I think its grossly under-rated in fandom? Second loves.
What it's like to love and lose and then love again. To suffer through either the death of a loved one or the death of a love you used to share. To know that loss, to know that hurt, and to still make yourself vulnerable to someone again. To love scared, to love wounded, to love anyway.
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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'
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dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck
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Enough of the trope where memory loss undoes the damage or the corruption or whatever. More content where removing memories just removes the context.
The tragedy of needing to grieve and not knowing what or who you lost or why. The angst of having trauma and being denied the awareness that it's trauma. The suspense of being different somehow and left to wonder how and when. The tension of knowing that something is off and you can't find where it hurts. The Adventure Zone gets it. Kingdom Hearts gets it.
There is an aching inside you and you don't know how it got there.
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sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."
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"Much like in true wolves, 'alpha' werewolves are not a natural occurrence so much as a social response to multiple unrelated wolves being forced to coexist in captivity. For this reason, 'alpha' werewolves rarely if ever materialize outside of high-stress environments, such as prisons and American public high schools."
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memes are fun and relatable and all that, but don't let them discourage you. all of that stuff that doesn't make it into the final product is part of how the final product gets made
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