#Matteo JWHJ 0715

[stephen9260]

Happy one fifty years to the best movie of all time

[fizzie-bubbles]

i keep seeing you guys be conflicted about how watching an actual goncharov movie would be super cool but then ppl say “yeah but it would ruin it!”

so here’s a pitch for you

a goncharov II movie. no first one, for obvious reasons. but they make a sequel and everyone who KNOWS will know and everyone who doesn’t will… well, you know. perfect way to continue the joke without completely ruining it and see a movie.

[madphantom]

Well here it is. The moment you've been waiting for.

Goncharov. is. out.

[henrykathman]

The Greatest Movie You'll Never See! - Goncharov (1973)

I believe that I have made the most comprehesive video essay on the 1973 film Goncharov that has been released to date, including restored footage, interviews, and rare behind-the-scenes insight into this forgotten film.

More info below the cut

Special Thanks to Molly Noise (She/Her) for composing the original music Matt Crowley (He/Him) for his quotes Marisa BeBeau (She/Her) for graciously letting me interview her. You can support her work at @sabertoothwalrus

You can also buy a copy of the 'Nico the Catboy' zine here!

Bibliography

Benjamin, Walter. The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction. Penguin Books, 1935, pp. 1–26. Connanro. “Goncharov Master Document.” Google Docs, 20 Nov. 2022, docs.google.com/document/d/1Fbcn96MKyc1Bky6c0Ffex4APtar9iNht8ytfZHPpSss/edit#heading=h.bpd1oee4nr3q. Accessed 16 Mar. 2023. Jacobsen, Emily. “Ratatouille the Musical (Full Show).” YouTube, 9 Dec. 2020, www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pdTi-R-Apw. Accessed 15 Mar. 2023. Juli. “Goncharov Score Masterpost.” Tumblr, 21 Nov. 2022, www.tumblr.com/thisisnotjuli/701573313313587200/goncharov-score-masterpost?source=share. Accessed 16 Mar. 2023. Lauren Shippen. “Ice Pick Joe Quote.” Tumblr, 1 Nov. 2022, thelaurenshippen.tumblr.com/post/701652426816733184/i-know-that-ice-pick-joe-operates-mostly-as-a. Accessed 15 Mar. 2023. Marisa BeBeau. “Nico the Catboy Archive.” Sabertoothwalrus, Tumblr, 25 Oct. 2020, sabertoothwalrus.tumblr.com/tagged/nico%20the%20catboy/chrono. Accessed 15 Mar. 2023.

[thelilnan]

while we're all doing screencap redraws, I had to try to capture the surreal sadness of Katya's dream sequence

[towel-eater]

Ok so my school lets students write their own plays in Drama class to be performed.

And.

They’re Making Fugnking Goncharov

[ghost-in-the-corner]

We ended up talking about Goncharov in my seminar about research and credibility and on a whim I looked it up on Ao3

Why was the first result a Danny Phantom crossover

Why are there so many Danny Phantom crossovers in fanfic now

They're everywhere

[ranmagender]

Happy 50th anniversary to Goncharov. Also I feel we all agree at this point that Katya and Sofia were in love right? Like maybe people weren't ready for it in the 70s but the subtext is there!!

[bartex-com]

Ah what a good day for some gonchposting

[thecommunalfoolboy]

Ok I know Goncharov and Andrey are supposed to be having this whole “will they, won’t they” thing going on, but like let’s be honest. They definitely fucked like 3 times and we all know after what scenes

[thestaffoffice]

there is simply nothing more tumblr™️ than goncharov.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

my entire family after they go on a wild goose chase to find goncharov (1973) bc @panicatthechuckecheese and i spent the whole day telling them about it and saying they should watch it:

[magicpiano]

A little known piece of trivia: The license plate on Goncharov's car is actually a tribute to director Matteo JWHJ 0715’s late father

[spockvarietyhour]

Sneak peek at the re-release of season 1 of Discovery.